#but also correct

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt263/?

[thegoodduckfan]

Scrooge was right, Minecraft was a gold mine!

Shame he gave it up for a copper mine, which he gave up for his family, which he gave up for money (that he didn't give up).

[woodlandrealm]

Melkor: none of this would have happened if your taste in music wasn’t shit

[queenielacy]

Kyle: “You want to know why I did it…I do to so when you figure it out, let me know.”

[pixiereblogs]

Pixie Recaps Picard | Surrender

[rachelfoleyisntdead]

more toxic yuri in resident evil. calling them a dog but yuri. knife fights but yuri. being weirdly obsessed w/ each other but yuri. relentless flirting but yuri. is this something.

[crow-talks-hockey]

this what happens when you get bored in art class and miss your boys already

[greenglowinspooks]

Ghosts have good taste, good to know

(Freakshow doesn’t count bc he’s not dead, he’s just a hearse chaser with a clown fetish)

Ghost Beauty Standards

So what if ghosts have their own scale for beauty?

Waxy pale skin, half-lidded eyes, empty eyes, colorless lips, ashen complexion, and sunken cheeks.

These are considered the most attractive features of a ghost without the extra bells and whistles.

Tim did not know this when he sat at his desk after pulling a week straight of sleepless case-solving and his desk neighbor was staring at him.

Danny had never seen anyone more beautiful until he noticed Tim. He looked like he could drop dead at any moment. Did he even drink water? Eating?

Those beautiful glassy vacant eyes made Danny blush. He couldn't take his eyes off him.

When class ended Tim sat up Danny heard his back crack from his still position. Thoughts of rigor mortis filled his head and the sound of popping bones was almost a turn-on. Danny didn't even know what that said about him.

Danny had to consider what to do next to tame his feelings. He could stop his attraction by helping his classmate improve his health. Or he could satisfy his urges by courting him.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt312/?

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[dhyanshiva]

Lmao -

Me: stares at my lists of notes on my laptop and phone: um okay let's go -

"your fave ship is problematic" yeah, I want to make it worse

"that character is irredeemable" that's why I love them

"how can you even write that" watch me

[cometiny]

you can shake him. he enjoys it

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws