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Scrooge was right, Minecraft was a gold mine!
Shame he gave it up for a copper mine, which he gave up for his family, which he gave up for money (that he didn't give up).
#that's an over simplification#but also correct#uncle scrooge#scrooge mcduck#donald duck#huey dewey and louie#don rosa#carl barks#the life and times of scrooge mcduck#disney#comics#disney comics#comic books#minecraft
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911 + Text Posts pt263/?
#911 abc#911#911+text posts#tommy kinard#911 incorrect quotes#but also correct#this is funny for those who have seen 7x03 of#911 s7 spoilers
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Melkor: none of this would have happened if your taste in music wasn’t shit
#it’s a direct quote#melkor#morgoth#silmarillion#silm#incorrect silmarillion quotes#but also correct
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Kyle: “You want to know why I did it…I do to so when you figure it out, let me know.”
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Pixie Recaps Picard | Surrender
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more toxic yuri in resident evil. calling them a dog but yuri. knife fights but yuri. being weirdly obsessed w/ each other but yuri. relentless flirting but yuri. is this something.
#i am drunk#but also correct#i want women with knives#and being so so so obsessed with each other#pls.#resident evil
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"I am not a son of a bitch. I am the heir to a bastard."
- Byakuya Togami
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this what happens when you get bored in art class and miss your boys already
#edmonton oilers#oilers lb#connor mcdavid#hockey art#nhl fanart#get this man his stanley cup#someone should start a count of how many times i call him a plain piece of bread#its just my nickname for him at this point#its affectionate ofc#but also correct
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Ghosts have good taste, good to know
(Freakshow doesn’t count bc he’s not dead, he’s just a hearse chaser with a clown fetish)
Ghost Beauty Standards
So what if ghosts have their own scale for beauty?
Waxy pale skin, half-lidded eyes, empty eyes, colorless lips, ashen complexion, and sunken cheeks.
These are considered the most attractive features of a ghost without the extra bells and whistles.
Tim did not know this when he sat at his desk after pulling a week straight of sleepless case-solving and his desk neighbor was staring at him.
Danny had never seen anyone more beautiful until he noticed Tim. He looked like he could drop dead at any moment. Did he even drink water? Eating?
Those beautiful glassy vacant eyes made Danny blush. He couldn't take his eyes off him.
When class ended Tim sat up Danny heard his back crack from his still position. Thoughts of rigor mortis filled his head and the sound of popping bones was almost a turn-on. Danny didn't even know what that said about him.
Danny had to consider what to do next to tame his feelings. He could stop his attraction by helping his classmate improve his health. Or he could satisfy his urges by courting him.
#spook speaks#craneposting#<-sorta but I feel like it deserves the tag regardless#‘arkham is where the baddies hang out’ is CRAZY#but also correct
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
Proof below:
Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
#than Laura drove them home…#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed#or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do#correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine
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911 + Text Posts pt312/?
#911 abc#911#911+text posts#911 incorrect quotes#but also correct#madney#maddie buckley#chimney han#i love all the madney ones jve done with this text post series#so much love
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Lmao -
Me: stares at my lists of notes on my laptop and phone: um okay let's go -
"your fave ship is problematic" yeah, I want to make it worse
"that character is irredeemable" that's why I love them
"how can you even write that" watch me
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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you can shake him. he enjoys it
#animation#art#my art#furry#fursona#need me somebody with paws bigger than my face to do this to me#shake me like the stupid dog I am#also he/him prns? felt correct in this context#heheheehuihuii gemder#cartoon
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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