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FUCK YOU ANTHONY, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!
#i hate it here!!!#i absolutely do not blame barbara#she was tricked because of her crush/admiration#but this bitch#this bitch has no excuse#whatever he has in mind is no good#anyway patrick team leader 😊💖💕#shadows house#shadows house manga#spoiler#shadows house spoiler#shadows house spoilers
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“Cant sleep, I’ll read something to relax and make myself sleepy” worst mistake of my life
#I was so tense for like half the chapter and I can’t untense because it’s ongoing and that was the last update 😭#anyway I already made jokes about stealing custody of this character from his shitty controlling abusive mom but this fic?? the things that#happened to him??#listen if my kid was put through what he was put through—not even the main plot but this chapter—I might kill the person who did it#I would definitely cause a scene. yelling shouting maybe ripping her hair out because that’s vile.#but THIS BITCH#THIS BITCH.#OH I AM SO ANGRY#JUST IGNORES HIS DISTRESS. WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE THING AND DIDNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT.#(the author writes really well because this is the final push he needs to realize that his mother doesn’t actually love him.)#(hopefully when he helps his friend escape he will go with him too.)
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Dis is how my little adventure is going so far
#like I kid you not#im trying so hard to get it with wyll#BUT THIS BITCH#THIS VAMPIRE BITCH BOY#he luvs me#and wyll does not#i don't know what this says about me#I guess I just attract... evil#baldur's gate 3#astarion#fucking bitch
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nature is doing the whatever is the opposite of healing because i started reading fanfictiom again and i hate my hair.
#ME AND MY HAIR ARE USUALLY GOOD FRIENDS#I LOVE MY HAIR MKAY#BUT THIS BITCH#IS DRIVING ME NUTS TODAY#also it is a rdr2 fanfic ofc#Dont hate me#LOVE MADE ME CRAZY#ANYWAYS#rdr2#fanfiction#notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
#wicked#wicked 2024#its actually crazy the number of people who see this film not realising its based on an adult book and then crying that some of the themes#are too adult#bitch like... they toned it wayy down from the book it's based on!#witchcraft#lol
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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God sending his silliest soldier:
#random#good gif#espurr#I just love the walk so much#it just screams ‘step aside bitches this ass is mine’#this kitty has murder in their eyes#powerful
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someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality
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#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#stanford pines#grunkle ford#ford pines#boy that bitch sure has lotta names#billford#bill x ford#artist#art#artists on tumblr#fanart
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Your honor, I see no lies here.
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what goes on
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"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.
#lab notes#STOP MAKING DISCORDS FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE#HOLY FUCK.#old man yells at the cloud#im in a bitch of a mood this morning.
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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