#but Jesus FUUUUCK
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the us election is making me want to take up smoking icl
#you guys have shit aim and trump is pulling ahead in swing states? fucks sake#not actively blaming Tumblr users obviously /g#but Jesus FUUUUCK#it's 4:18 here in the uk as I'm posting this and its just so depressing#this affects Americans far more obviously but can a man who cares for others complain pls#us election 2024#american election#tw smoking#us election#donald trump#kamala harris
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OH MY GOd wHy haVe i nEver SEEN THIS
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#fuuuuck i am going feral#he can choke me#ARMS#that is ridiculous#jesus christ sir#daniel craig#benoit blanc#glass onion#janelle monae#knives out#james bond
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Btw you guys my thoughts on the newest season of ghost files season three are.....
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all :]
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#ghost files#GENIUNELY#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#OH MY GOD.#WHAT THE FUUUUCK!!!!!!!#theres only one episode of this season and its already become my favorite#oh my fucking GOD#THE EDITING#THE CINEMATOGRAPHY#THE SOUND DESIGN#THE FUCKING. WEIRD ASS NOISES#RYANS FUCKING BALLS SPEECH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!#JESUS CHRIST#i sound dramatic im sorry but OHMY GOD IVE NEVER BEEN THIS INVESTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE#also my admiration for ryan bergara has only deepened further hope this helps#selene.txt
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i need everyone to pray for me. like spirit bomb style. Ms.self isolation (me) is going to Two concerts and a coworkers birthday party over the course of 3 days
#it’s so funny bc i’m like so ok at work and dependable and shit and i talk over the phone at work to doctors and nurses all daaaaa tiiiiime#but like Outside work socially? holy fuuuuuck i’m a shaking chihuahua i can still hold a conversation but but but but but (short circuits)#i can talk FINE i’ve held entire conversations with strangers it’s OK but like#INTERNALLY … AAAAAA#LIKE OUTSIDE OK? online is a different story i’m talkin about irl strangers#i used to have a job where i busted into ppls houses for a living and i got rly argumentative w old ppl but that’s not this#i’m talkin like#like ppl around my own damn age#once they dig a liiiiiiitle deep past the surface like once * i * start getting asked genuine questions i start like . doin broken down car#noises da Jig is UP the Facade aaaa my normal act FUUUUCK#it’s so funny bc all my coworkers like me but it’s like bc they all know i’m like That as in weird funny and i’m so comfortable around all#of them :3 i love my coworkers 💕💕 they give me souvenirs all da time and i love being weird to them back#but like getting to know people oof. maybe it’s not so different from work…………#it’s always like. worse in my head than what the situation ends up being as it’s so stupid#and it takes like an entire village worth of effort to even Muster the courage to do things jesus CHRIST#i been getting better at it tho!!!! i’m workin on it but it’s just so so so so scary Probably because of da Trauma but aaaaaaahahaaaaaaa#whateeeverrrr it’s all in da paaaast aaaaaaa
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just counted and i have literally 80 WIPs
#jesus christ#fuuuuck i just realized that's not even including stuff i wanna make zine exclusives#tbf i am counting individual chapters of planned shit#but like. fuck me.
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torn between "for fucks sake, are you serious?" and "thank fucking god"
#kitty talk#i don't fuuuucking care about not vagueposting anymore these guys have worn me down i'm DONE !!!!!#i am soooo sick of being forced into relationships/dynamics with people i don't want bc they can't handle the word no#god. whatever. whatever. i told myself i wasn't going to explain myself anymore and i'm not#i don't have to explain myself anymore#i don't have to do anything anymore!#del later#maybe lol#if you HAVE decided to look at my blog when you absolutely know you shouldn't it's your own fault for learning this part:#i never wanted to date you. you literally never asked. you just started calling me your partner#i was planning on telling you i wasn't interested but you just kinda strongarmed me into it without asking#and you knew full well the kind of mental state i was in at the time. and you aren't a safe person to say no to#godspeed on the mental gymnastics you're already working on to explain to yourself why it was actually ok that you did all that btw#i get a little bit of oversharing in the tags of a personal blog post. as a treat <3#i fucking earned it jesus christ
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just finished snowbound blood. im going to kill myself
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im gonna have to listen to SAVED! by rev. kristin michael hayter like eight or nine times before i've fully formed opinions but like, on first listen: hoooooly fuck
#like her work as lingua ignota has always been fucking incredible#this is also fucking incredible holy fuuuuck#god i fucking love music so much jesus christ this shit whips ass
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*at the top of my lungs*
I AM GENTLE BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO BE.
I AM KIND BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO BE.
#jesus fucking christ some goddamned people#like there is theoretically a limit to the unhinged and the disregard for reality and the willingness to make everything about yourself#BUT YOU SURE AS SHIT HAVEN'T HIT THAT LIMIT MY PAL#fuuuucking chriiiist#like there's a time and my place buddy but also if you have the deets SHARE THEM WHEN THE DEETS OCCUR#this information is needed oh i dont know WHEN IT WAS FIRST DISCUSSED???#some people are comedically irrational and foolish to the point where they genuinely believe their horseshit is believable#which honestly makes me kind of sad?#like what happened to you that made you think you were simultaneously invincible but worthy of nothing unless you lied
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since i mentioned neko case in the tags of that last post here's some of my favorite neko case lyrics that aren't about things that happened to her
#polar nettles is like fuuuuck Jesus i wish i could write that good#also re: dirty knife Did You Know Her Parents Were Ukrainian#prison girls is also really good but i think it mostly works with the music like you're not getting the full effect without her voice
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WHAT THE FUCK
DID DREW SEEM THRILLED THAT VALENTIN IS DEAD, JUST SO HE COULD CLAIM HIS SHARES
HE HELPED YOU BREAK OUT OF PRISON YOU JACKASS
#FUUUUCK YOU DREW#JESUS CHRIST#general hospital#drew#yeah nina expose their secret ass relationship so they can go to jail that shit is VILE
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. SO TLOU EP 5 HUH.
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I think I just got like. A monkey’s paw blessing.
#so I can’t walk temporarily which means no dancing#but I’m a dance major so FUUUUCK#anyway. I emailed a few of my teachers to figure out what they wanted me to do during their classes or if I should even come#I did not get a response until just as I was typing this post#but I DID get an email saying one of the people in the department that I barely knew had died#and that there wouldn’t be any dance classes tomorrow#I don’t even know if I should count that as a win but it makes it less stressful for me#like. Jesus Christ.#god why is this what you decide is a good idea#LC screams
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mom just loves to come out with the most ableist shit you've heard out of nowhere
#'type two diabetes is your own fault. that's fat people diabetes' JESUS CHRIST#and she's defending insurance companies not covering insulin#fuuuuck man.#and i just have to like laugh along#fucking kill meeee#vent
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WE HAD A 1%-0.7% WIN PROBABILITY IN THE LAST THREE MINUTES. AND THEN WE WON. I THINK WE NEED TO APPRECIATE THIS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IM STILL REELING??????
#euros 2024#I know I was done with football posting for now but I keep thinking about it#The world needs to fucking know because what the fuck#fuuuucking hell lmfao#I remember sitting there thinking 'imagine if we actually won right now lmao' during extra time and now we're here 45 minutes later#I mean jesus#football stuff
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