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Scruffy Laios
#damien haas#laios touden#delicious in dungeon#smosh#JESUS CHRIST SIR#ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME????#growling and snarling
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im sorry i just saw this but look at the man’s tits
#jesus christ sir#Ruben what is this??#the arms and the chest and omg#it’s just really tight#which I don’t mind at all#the whole combination looks great#ruben dias#manchester city#man city
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I think he may enjoy kissing just a little... ANYWAYS SO UH WEAR HEADPHONES.
#jesus christ sir#those sounds do unholy things to me#my stomach did the thing#i am unwell#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin
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OH MY GOd wHy haVe i nEver SEEN THIS
Source: Pinterest
#fuuuuck i am going feral#he can choke me#ARMS#that is ridiculous#jesus christ sir#daniel craig#benoit blanc#glass onion#janelle monae#knives out#james bond
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June 20, 2024 | Kim Goodburn
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random assorted frames part 2
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#alastor#lucifer morningstar#sir pentious#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#husk hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#niffty#my hazbin pics#hazbin hotel niffty#niffty hazbin hotel#my screenshots#jesus fucking christ#i know theres a limit of how many tags u can add which will show up#i feel like ive met that#theres so many tags so many characters#realistically i didnt even need to tag that much
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PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc
to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.
in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.
so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!
that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.
all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.
and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!
Seeing Knights For The First Time
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
The Temptation of Perceval
Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)
The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Perceval and Gender, etc.
Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey
On Wounds
Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges
The Red Knight
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice
The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell
#long post#GOD IS IT A LONG POST#i am so so sorry for that.#knights knights knights!#komiks tag#blood cw#if it wasn't clear: i dislike galahad so much. he represents so much i cant stand and worst of all he ROBBED MY MAN#OF HIS NARRATIVE#but like. what's christianity but theft acting uwu innocent about all the shit they did tbqh#fucking. la croix jesus christ over here.#sir perceval
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a taehyung a week until he's released ♥
week 10/52 for @aprylynn ♥
#bts#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#btsdaily#taehyung#kim taehyung#dailybangtan#userbangtan#usersan#heyryen#userpat#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#annietrack#usersky#userkelli#kthedit#***#*taw#the layers on these are actually kind of insane idk what the fuck goes on in this dvd but like jESUS CHRIST STOP IT#anyways hi apryl i understand why u suggested this i am losing my mind#literally getting the footage for this had me KICKIN MY FEET FR FR#IM DOING IT RN AS IM POSTING LIKE WTF LOOK AT HIM#STOP MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA SIR I WILL FIGHT YOU WHERE U STAND#anyways ahem i am suffering i will always be suffering bc of this man thank YOU
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always fucks me up how every major male SVSSS character barring liu qingge (dead for all of PIDW) and shen yuan (literal transmigrator) have some variation of airplane bro's personality, insecurity, and shitty coping mechanisms. like.
shen jiu!qingqiu lashing out, letting people assume terrible shit about him because it's easier than trying to clarify his intentions only for his actions and words to be misinterpreted anyway?
yue qingyuan being politely vacant, aimless and self-deprecative, believing himself a failure who deserves to be hated?
og!shang qinghua being a cannon fodder "cowardly traitor", cut off from protection and money and killed by his former liege?
mobei-jun having deeper set issues with trust and loyalty, especially from family members and personal servants?
tianlang-jun's naivete and emotional attachment leading indirectly to his being sealed under a mountain miserable and alone for years?
zhuzhi-lang's excessive degree of loyalty to people who show him sincere kindness, since most people find him ugly and unapproachable?
PIDW!luo binghe's emotional apathy and detachment after all he suffered; him being rewritten into an overpowered, intelligent, revenge-driven, manipulative man so good in bed he can force anyone to join his harem?
SVSSS!luo binghe being similar to the above, but otherwise being clingy, deeply insecure, clumsy and inefficient in bed and in love?
SVSSS!luo binghe being desperate to maintain emotional connections and terrified of the perception that he's being abandoned by someone he loves and looks up to?
SVSSS!luo binghe being willing to go to concerning extremes to find out WHY that person changed their mind and chose to hurt him, abandon him, and what he can do to fix things?
SVSSS!luo binghe's most bitter anguish being the thought that they despise him and are throwing him away for unchangeable aspects of who he is, for being himself?
PIDW was originally a romanceless web novel driven by its unique fantasy setting and lore. it was stripped down of those elements to make way for cliche heterosexual porn tropes until it became an inconsistent male power fantasy harem novel that fickle readers-- whose money pay airplane's bills now that his parents both remarried and started new families, cutting off basically all money and contact with him-- would keep reading.
everything about PIDW (and SVSSS) reflects part of airplane. not only the characters' personalities and experiences, but the original story as a whole, considering how much of it (of himself) airplane ended up sacrificing and shuttering away to present a different image that would be more easily accepted.
#keri chats#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#i'm not tagging all the other characters lol#svsss meta#SHANG QINGHUA AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR I LOVE YOU SIR ARE YOU OK(i am forcibly removed from cangqiong peak)#long post#liu qingge's interesting. pidw!lqg was a blank slate so svsss!lqg is a lot more organic and Not influenced by airplane's... everything#everyone ELSE though? jesus christ get well soon (im teasing this is sad and i want them to have nice things)#svsss#danmei
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Losing my goddamned mind
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i am so fucking unwell over this
#jesus fucking christ he really just Does that#he knows exactly what he’s doing i swear#fuck….. sir respectfully i’m gunna need to sit on it#david dastmalchian
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sketch of The Sillys before bed (feat. shapeshifter merlin)
#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#sir gwaine#merwaine#like technically#gwaine x merlin#my art#just think itd be cool if the bbc had done that as a plotline but whatever ig#some knight running up to arthur: sire sir gwaine is talking to cats again#arthur: jesus fucking christ
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“Elle Greenaway was 20 years ago” built ass, like yeah, and Jesus H. Christ was 2000 years ago, you have your fiction, I have mine.
#sir I cannot simply ‘get over it’#using Jesus Christ’s full government name#criminal minds#elle greenaway#shitpost#criminal minds memes
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Arthur: I'm an awful human being. I'm mean, I'm ugly, I'm the worst person alive, I don't deserve happiness
Arthur's journal: Doodle of a bunny, doodle of a chicken, "hey I found a cool tree!", A♡M, another doodle of a bunny
#“I've got nothing good in me!”#sir your journal is just pages and pages of flowers and cute fluffy animals#what are you talking about#doodling A♡M like a lovesick teenager#jesus christ i love him so much#badass dorky cowboy#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan
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inspired by the infamous david tennant trinity!
some of these maybe feel like a stretch (COUGH kevin turvey COUGH SPLUTTER) but I couldnt rest until I at least TRIED my hand at it
#i KNOW rick isnt here he is somehow none of these. sorry#also i know rik very much did play a sad dad in man down but shhhshhhshh#ok now to tag everything (deep breath)#kevin turvey#bbc bottom#richard richard#jesus christ superstar#drop dead fred#alan b'stard#the new statesman#probably shouldnt tag king herod#blackadder#lord flashheart#is it lord or captain? i havent seen blackadder yet#the dangerous brothers#sir richard dangerous#and finally:#rik mayall
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