#but I'm on the run now :D yippie

[kirby-birby-blog]

Part 3

Previously, Birby had to go through all the mess from the past adventure when he had to save King Dedede from the Queen named Sectonia.

But now it's different...

Now, Birby and Aijo defeated some enemies and talked about what was Ranz up to.

They get closer to a tree boss named Flowery Woods, is what Birby thinks is going to happen.

And the fight begins...

Leaf Doomer by @umbralknight1344

[sillygoosealert]

I was so hurt after (https://www.tumblr.com/sillygoosealert/757389587337412608/stuipid-fucking-slut-i-hate-you) 🥹🥹, can you do a part two where reader goes missing after he left her but found unconscious/dead because of a reason (you could come up with one! :D)

AND ALSO, UR WRITING IS SOO GOOD, +1 FOLLOWER >.<

-🍞 anon (I will try giving you good requests >:)

I promise I won't kill myself, death is not my last resort

haiiii :3 so I'm making this part two but honestly, I might end up deleting both of the stories because I was in a bad place when I wrote that 😓 also..besides the other anon's rotting in my inbox until I respond..ur my first anon !! yippy !!

Implied Rape. You die, talks of being unsafe and how it feels to be assaulted

Love is a gentle thing, as is the innocence you once had.

It wasn't a gradual fruition to see that being a woman would change the reality of everything for you. They warned you to steer clear of dark spots and secluded areas and always be aware. The things events that were organized and reenacted are nothing short of gender-based violence.

You understood why you and many others were constantly warned, but experiencing it was so different and vile, something you should never have gone through.

Today almost didn't end with you dead, but you didn't listen to the one thing that was looking out for you- you. That day, your gut instinct felt something was awry.

The morning was fine. You got a quick kiss on Sukuna's cheek before running off to your garden work.

The garden is split into sections. Working in them isn't an issue- except the one furthest from the estate. It's where you are most likely to get harassed by other servants as it is where most people turn a blind eye to.

Your body physically would not go near it today, you just couldn't.

Maybe it's the black crow you saw out of the corner of your eye or the sinking feeling you got whenever you looked over in its direction, but you couldn't shake the uncanny feeling it was giving you.

But as a mouse gets caught in a mouse trap, you are lured into the back part of the garden when something that resembles a doe is staring right at you. Not wanting to pass up the chance to see something so pure so up close, you walk to it.

But as you walk towards the feeble deer, and it walks further and further into the now forest, you question if you really saw anything at all.

When the doe is no longer in sight, you think about how you got here. Is it too late to turn back? I don't want this anymore.

You don't get the chance to turn back, as a pair of hands are roughly groping you from behind.

What happened in the woods wasn't your fault. You were lured to the spot in the first place. Then, when you wanted out, the exit was no longer there.

It wasn't your fault.

When you don't show up to clean the garden, that one thing.

But your body was found before dinner, where the forest meets the garden, disrespected in horrendous ways.

When you mentioned the concern that you were being targeted by other peers, he recognized the validity of your perspective.

He knew you were being harassed, but to accept it was something he couldn't do.

It would mean several things to take action - the most significant being that you had a major influence on how he chose to address the situation.

The other is over half of the people working for him would be slaughtered if he honestly wanted you safe. That type of fear egged him on usually, with him being your savior at the end of the day.

Knowing the nature of these situations, something would have to be addressed sooner or later.

He was scared indigo at the thought of making that type of commitment to someone, but he wanted to for you.

The thought of death didn't scare him. He would tell death himself he wasn't afraid to die. However, the idea of you being beaten nearly to death, only to bleed out and perish, shook him to his core. This was something no amount of strength or intimidation could undo.

He doesn't find out about...your passing until he requests to see you after dinner.

The feeling that washes over him is indifferent, he doesn't know what he wants anymore, but he knows that he wants you back.

He will never know how the world could keep spinning after you were ripped away from his grasp, it should have been the end of the world.

You didn't want to die, you shouldn't have died.

That shouldn't have happened to you, you didn't deserve it.

Death is a pathic escape, I will not kill myself- not for my loved ones, but for me.

Songs referenced: Velvet Ring, The End of The World, N64, My Body's Made of Crushed Little Stars, Crack Baby, Anything.

[choppedsouldreamer]

Guys some how I did even more doodles than last time, like 20- I THINK I NEED HELP NGL I NEED TO REMEMBER TO TAG EVERYONE GUHHH-

Sorry if these are kind of hard to see, I had to take them at a distance so my camera wouldn't automatically make the pics sideways for some reason- needed to migrate these ones to my bed this time since there is no room on my cooker, even if I did indeed cook again U-U This does include pixel art that is kind of hard to see what it is as well so sorry about that but this is my first time trying pixel art and I worked with what I had which was grid paper- (UGH THE PENCIL ONES ARE SO HARD TO SEE TOO MY CAMERA IS TRASH ;-;)

Full pic of all the doodles:

SMG3 doodles close up, Ik you asked for more SMG3 @roxy4life so here you go, eat up my friend:

My OC doodles with a teensy bit of lore hehe, oh and first ever drawing of THE CHILD!!!:

of course an autism creature because we all love this silly lil thing:

and last but not least, the creator doodles!:

@grinnames: here I go drawing this goober again ugh, in all seriousness though I love this guy, just look at him, all he wants is your body parts so why don't you kindly donate them ya silly? I would go on a tangent complimenting you again but I doubt you want that though, so just know you are one of my favourite creators :D

@tophatwearingidiot: hey look who it is! that's your design for my silly gal right there!! I was planning to draw my puffels for so long as you know but my brain constantly got filled and I forgot about it, so here, you got a doodle!! I WILL GET TO THIS I SWEAR UGGHHHHHH, both mentioned as my OC doodles and creator doodles lucky you

@tiredsmashbros and @its-a-me-mango: decided to do you two as two mini doodles together! you two are so damn awesome I love both your art so much AHHHHH, I wish I was as cool as you guys I swear and I love both of your characters so much so here's TSB inhaling a burger Kirby style and Mango just having to deal with his crap like usual and wishing he just got more money for it since TSB is just other worldly XD COOL ARTISTS RIGHT HERE!!! OH GOD DAMN IT HERE I GO DOODLING TSB AGAIN, TOMM HELP ME OUT HERE AND GET HIM OUT, MANGO EXTRACT HIM FROM MY BRAIN PLEASE

@michealscorneroftheinternet: oh boy did you get treated my friend, a meme and another doodle of Ink SMG4? damnnnn, all jokes aside I can't get over these designs, like your ideas are just insane to me and literally all your AU's are my favourites GOD HOW MUCH I LOVE THE UNDERTALE AU AND CHANGE IN SCRIPT AND FALLEN AU DB)SBD)SYVDSVFAD(F)- dude, tell me your secrets how are you this talented? /silly but true on the last part. You're constantly in my brain now too hahahah (HELP ME-) oh and I have a surprise for you! yeah, you thought that was it? haha...no..so you know those doodles of said ink and error 4 and 3? well I'm still thinking of those BUT, I have these as a substitute I'm working on since Ibispaint is up and running on my phone AHA! GET DUNKED ON WITH MORE ART YOU CAN NEVER BEAT ME /silly

I wanted to include more of my crazed AU and thought this was too perfect so had to do it, DID SOMEONE SAY PERFECT?!? /j

bro gets to not talk sometimes because he had chains around his neck YIPPIE!! (and hehe @theartistisme43 mentioned) that's if you can read my doodle handwriting lol, if not here it is (purple = SMG3 blue = SMG4)

bottom doodle: so you also had a run in with Mr Puzzles huh? Yep... So fuckin done with life

Top doodle (left): AYYYY!!!

Top doodle right: can't breathe sometimes and talk, knows how scarred 4 feels

[jayladfanpage]

OPENED the first page of Robin lives #3 and just EXPERIENCED EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

fuCK. LIKE. GENUINELY. FUCK. going to consume raw bismuth rn im sobbubg I had hopes after they showed Shelia and just F U C KKKKKKKKKKK

I think writers forget so much of what made adtif adtif and what made Robin Jason Robin Jason. that boy was willing to give up Robin at that point for just a loving family? The issues that led to adtif? WHAT ABOUT HIS whole struggle and issues with being robin itself? what are we even doing here. Nothing is addressed. Instead we get fucking revenge story after revenge story I'm going to implode die. now I feel stupid about waiting for it. I'm half incomprehensible about most of the things I HATED. DICK. What is he saying. God.

I miss u robin Jason, he was so much... a singular character... barr's run... starlin too to a degree... UGH. HIS CHARACTER THESIS IS LOVE ??? ON GOD I will consume 2 tons of pipebombs today fucking hell on god he barely gets dialog, he barely gets shit, I liked 1 panel and that s it im

Anyhow :D yippie ! Happy to see that you're here for fanon writers and all ! Super cool of you ! And your posts are vvv cool, much love ! Would love to hear your thoughts on Robin lives#3 :) <3

Anon you are so incredibly fucking real for this

Issue #3 is... such a fucking disappointment. Exactly like you said, already the first page makes my blood fucking BOIL.

There's a fundamental misunderstanding, in this issue, of where Red Hood!Jason's ideas of revenge come from. His obsession with Joker's death specifically isn't actually out of a need to have Joker dead, it's a need to prove to himself that Bruce loves him more than he loves his mission. Which is not true for Jason or any of Bruce's other children. Gotham will always come first.

So to have Jason go after Joker with the intent to kill him (and succeed at it!) is spitting in the face of all the complicated, messy familial ties that are at the core of UTRH, for the sake of some sense that Jason was always doomed to be the way he is as an adult.

Jason also doesn't feel good after killing people. He doesn't derive any pleasure from it. He's not disgusted by or ashamed of the things he's done, far from it, but to him the murders are just a means to an end. A task to complete if he wants to save Gotham in the way that Bruce isn't able to. Murdering people sure as fuck isn't the "best thing" to ever happen to him. What the fuck.

I also really hate this page. As much as I don't expect any teenager to fully "deal" with their trauma, because they're a teenager, Jason certainly wouldn't run from it. Jason is perhaps the most openly emotional Bat character, and that's always been one of his most important personality traits. He talks about his pain and his trauma, constantly and endlessly, because Jason benefits from communicating his emotions, even if he does it aggressively or explosively.

Plus, "paralyzed with fear" ?? Jason's fear response is FIGHT not freeze. It's never been freeze. Every time Jason is scared, as Robin or otherwise, he responds by picking a fight. He flings himself head-on to the thing that's making him afraid because god fucking damn it Jason has always been good at saving himself -- which is why he's so desperate to have Bruce kill Joker, so that somebody else will protect him for a change.

This plot I'm conflicted on. I've always hated Timmy Todd and always thought that Jason should have been Joker Junior instead. However, this was not the comic to do it in. Robin Lives should have been a comic about trauma and vulnerability and healing. Main Continuity already gives us the neverending loop of Jason's trauma, of how it keeps constantly getting worse and worse, and I wanted Robin Lives to have been different. I wanted it to grab me by the shoulders and say He could have been fine. Jason could have healed. If only things had been different, Jason Todd could have been good.

But it didn't. It's just another fucking Cheer storyline where we read about a child being "doomed from the beginning" and shifting the blame of Red Hood onto Jason for being a lost cause instead of acknowledging the greater context of Jason's death and revival and it's just. Ugh. It fucking sucks.

Also, Bruce would never say this about saving like a dozen children. "Bigger fish to fry" WHILE HE IS RESCUING BRAINWASHED CHILDREN? where is my Bruce Wayne and what did you do to him

About the fanon writers -- thank you! I always find the hate for them a little misplaced. There are dozens of canons across hundreds of comics and fanfiction as a medium is supposed to have a certain degree of separation from its source. I think a lot less people would be upset over "fanon" batfam fics if the writers understood better core traits of the characters. Fanfiction isn't about "Would [x] do this" it's about "How would [x] do this" and a lot of non-writers don't understand that and just think fanon is always horrible.

[lilithinstarlight]

Hi hi! This is the person who requested the Freminet x seacreature!Reader! I saw you were interested in anons and was wondering if I could be considered 🍰 Anon?

Yippie! 🎉🎉

Also sorry if this doesn’t make much sense, I’m on the verge of passing out rn 😭🙏

Here's my request? (These are becoming more of me just rambling about scenarios 😔😔) : Lyney x Secretive!Reader

(Ik you just did a Lyney related post but I love this little guy <3 (I'll try being more diverse next time)

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Imagine;

Lyney is taking a walk around town, he isn’t sure how he got here nor why he is here but it’s peaceful. Well until he sees someone dressed in all black from head to toe (I imagine something like a veil on their face as well but that’s not as important) to say it was weird is an understatement.

He doesn’t know how to feel about the person it definitely wasn’t something you’d normally expect someone to dress like. They sat near a café and were reading some kind of book, but it wasn’t like they paid him any mind. So he continued with his stroll, but when passing by he was stopped suddenly.

Lyney looks back to see them holding their wrist, but before he make any attempt at discussion they let go. They shift a small envelope into his hands, stands up, and walks off. It takes him a couple of seconds to understand what happened, but by the time he realizes Reader has already left…

(The letter can be anything you wish it to be :3)

It’s been a couple of weeks/months and it seems Reader had simply vanished until Lyney finds himself strolling around after a show once more. He finds himself wandering near the café he saw the mysterious person awhile ago highly expecting them to not be there once again. However he is shocked to find the person doing the exact thing as before- reading a book.

He hops into the seat next to them wishing for answers especially after reading that letter. He has been analyzing it for hours before night, looking for any second message, anything that could indicate something specific. He yet to find such a thing and he needs answers…now.

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And that is where I’ll let your mind go wild! >:3 Answer however you wish, will they be strangers? Will they be enemies? Will they be secret lovers?

What shall they be….only you can decide >:D

(I’m sorry that probably sounds so cringy 😔 I promise I’m kinda normal I’ve just been obsessed with choose your own adventure games recently)

HELLO!!!! I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE! Also!!! bc i've been so busy at school i don't think i'll be able to keep this blog running... i'm super sorry but education yknow....

ANYWAYS it's totally not cringy! ur request is under the cut! :)

Though the sunlight was beginning to fade and the sky was painted in beautiful sorbet shades of an orange-to-purple mélange, Lyney found himself wandering between the silver coated houses of the more suburban areas of Fontaine.

His fingers traced the cold metal of the homes as he walked, and he softly hummed to entertain his mind. His siblings would surely be beginning to worry, but he couldn't bring himself to stop. Not yet. Something was... calling him.

"Ah!"

Lyney could feel his hands gripping the pavement as he let out a yelp. Looking down, he saw he had tripped on a set of stairs. Looking up, a young person sat, face hidden by a near-opaque veil. They were reading a book - Les Fleurs du Mal - and did not spare a single glance towards him as he picked himself up and dusted his clothes off. He wasn't hurt, so he decided to continue.

That person...

He shook his head. Not his business.

One step after the other, Lyney was almost completely gone from the cafe.

And then, he stopped. A cold, dry hand was clasped around his wrist. He whipped around, jerking his arm away, and saw that same veiled figure.

He opened his mouth to ask, but they slipped a note into his other hand and proceeded to run the direction he was about to head. Clearly, they had no desire to be followed.

Unable to stop his curiosity, Lyney stepped to the side of one of the houses and began to quietly and slowly open it, glancing from side to side.

To The Man in the Large Hat -

Though I am hesitant to help your kind, I feel obligated to inform that your bowtie was dropped as you fell. Please do not attempt to thank nor contact me in any way.

That was the end. His bowtie? He looked down at his shirt. Just as the letter said, he had dropped it. The more ominous bit, however, was the mention of 'your kind'. Could they have meant...

Fath-

This wasn't worth dwelling on. He turned, ignoring the lost bowtie, and began to run back home.

---- 1 Month Later ----

Only minutes ago the curtains had closed and Lyney had bowed to his loyal, loving audience for what had to have been the hundredth time. He still loved it, though by the end of such shows he was too tired to do much else but wander.

A left here, a right there, a magician always finds his way back home. Directions were never a concern. He let his feet take him where they needed to go, trusting his body and his intuition.

Today, they took him to a street with silver homes and intricately designed pavement.

The moment he noticed, he stopped in his tracks.

One month ago, this had been where he had met the person who had given him the letter. The person who had caused countless sleepless nights, spent poring over black ink and stained paper, short dreams filled with flowers and books - les fleurs du mal? - before waking up to start the cycle all over again. They had a certain beauty to them, despite none of their features being visible, something to do with the charm of mystery and the allure of the unknown. The same thing that lead scientists to discoveries and adventures to lands undiscovered had infected him, yet only for this veiled enigma... like a kind virus, one already embedded into the human condition.

Lyney squeezed his palms to bring himself back to reality. He hadn't seen or heard anything about this person after that one night, not even from his siblings, whose quiet nature lead to observances like this. Was he going to let one strange moment control his behavior? No, he decided, and he continued walking.

Making sure to watch the pavement this time, he calmly put his right foot forward, calmly let his clenched palms relax, and calmly walked up the stairs that led to the cafe.

The moment he turned towards the tables, he physically recoiled, jumping back like a wounded dog.

The writer was calmly sitting at a cafe table, steaming drink in hand, large book splayed across the table.

Archons. He knew they had specifically directed him never to talk to them... but he couldn't just let all those night go to waste. He had to get answers. He braced himself and tentatively walked towards the table.

He began to pull out a chair, and the person ignored him. He sat down, and was ignored. He leaned in, still no response. Fine.

"Hello there! It's nice to meet you again."

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You turned slowly to look at him. Was that the horrible Fatui child? What did he want with you? It was better just to get this over with, you supposed.

You sighed, and asked, "Did you read my letter?"

"Yes. And what a charming letter it was! How kind it was of you to point my bowtie out to me. Really, I just wanted to ask one question..."

"I don't want to hear it," you said with a tone of finality. You didn't care if he sent some Fatui goons after you - you could fight.

"Well, please, just hear me out! I need to know what you meant by... 'your kind'. Don't try to be soft-"

"Fatui." You cut him off. He knew damn well what you meant.

"Um," Clearly uncomfortable, he shifted in his chair, "Well, I appreciate the honesty! But, while I do know that many dislike us, we're a bit misunderstood. See, Father, who runs the House of the Hearth-"

"I said that I didn't want to hear it. Either shut up or scram."

"Is there... Is there, well, some sort reason you're opposed to us?" he asked. It seemed like a genuine question. Focalors, you hated how genuine he seemed.

"Yeah. You killed my mom." Bluntness seemed the best here. If this kid (you refused to call him by whatever his name was, even if you did seem around the same age...) was really somehow blind to the damage the Fatui did, you'd hammer it into his tiny brain.

"Oh..." he set his hands on the table, "I... I'm really sorry... about that."

You sat in silence for a minute. He was trying to figure out what to say. Some sort of excuse, probably.

"You know, I don't agree with all the actions we take. But, you see, I don't really have a choice. Father took me in when me and my siblings had nowhere else to go, so I'm obligated to be loyal and protect my home..."

Yeah. Excuses.

"But, I guess... I know how it feels... to lose a parent..." He chuckled. "I'm not good at this emotional stuff. But I wanna help."

Wait, what?

"I can't do anything that's going to put the Fatui or the House at risk... But I want to help. I want to show you that we're not all bad."

You looked up at him, surprised. Were you sure this man was even in the Fatui? He seemed much too kind. Though, it could always be an act, in order to gather information on potential threats.

Screw it, what did you have to lose?

"Well..." you started, and he looked at you expectantly, "You can start by spotting me for this coffee. I left my Mora at home." He smiled triumphantly.

"I promise, I'll show you!"

---1 Year Later---

You waited, in your veil, on the side of the House where Lyney was having a meeting with his Father. Sure, it was dangerous. But you loved it, and fine, you loved him.

The doors pushed open, and your public-enemy-private-boyfriend stepped out.

"I see you've been spying on enemy territory?" he prompted with a laugh. You nodded, smiling, though it wasn't visible under the fabric.

Once he walked down close enough for you to speak quietly, you whispered, "Like you haven't been doing that since we met."

[hato-dionysus]

"The gods are real, yippie skippie!"

Hello, sorry demi-gods. Dionysus, god of wine, and blah blah blah. Chiron forced me to make this to 'interact with the half-bloods' or whatever. Yeah, @askhatokeralis is my kid, or whatever. Run along, now, I could not care less about your pitiful activities. OOC: yello. i'm castor/mars/marsy :3 you may know me from the 1. Oli blog 2. Aphrodite blog 3. Daphne blog 4. Joey blog :D this is Dionysus from @ahllohehn 's Hermits and the Olympians AU !!!THIS IS NOT DIONYSUS FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY. THIS IS BASED ON HIS CHARACTERISATION IN PJO!!! TAGGING: #hatonysus: General character tag #Hermits and the Olympians: AU Tag #HaTO: also an AU tag #hatonysus answers your asks (for some reason)

[royakahoshiart]

I want to hear about the vampire au :o

UAAAA YIPPIE!!!!

Spoilers for the fic under the cut!

I had this au for atleast 9 months by now... If you wanna read it here's the link on ao3!

So the AU is mainly Mitsukou, but i'm not planning on actually confirming them as romantic in the fic so everyone can enjoy it! It's very implied though. not at the start because they just met of course.

For now i only have this WIP and i haven't coloured it yet, sorry!

The Minamotos are of course a family of hunters, and are the main protectors of the town they live in.

Kou isn't very strong and has only killed three vampires with the help of his brother and feeling incredibly guilty afterwards. Mitsuba instead is a normal vampire like any. He lives in his own little town and in a house with Shijima and Akane. They where all invited in that house by Kako since they all remained orphans.

Aoiterukane ( aoi x teru x akane ) will be a thing in the fic! But you can take one of the three pairs more seriously than the other. Terukane, aoikane or teruaoi is up to you. Ill go for all though!

Now now i can't spoil the story but i can give you some of the characters!

Nene is a commoner who helps her parents in the fields sometimes and takes care of some crops with aoi in her garden. She is an apprentince of aoi's mother to learn how to sew.

Teru is a working hunter and he made a promise with a vampire, you'll be introduced to it in chapter 3 and in the future. he is engaged to aoi but for some reason likes akane more than his fiancee

Akane is a vampire in love with a girl of the village, Aoi.

Aoi is a simple girl and her family sells candles and clothes. she is engaged to teru but is in love with akane

Amane is from a family of butchers and thinks he is a human. Is he?

Tsukasa has run away from the village because he was suspected to be a vampire. he is and is now living with the other vampires.

Shijima stays in her room almost all day wanting to pursue the career of her long gone friend Mei.

Kako is an elder of the village and he is not suspected of being a vampire, so he pretends to go in the village to buy things as a old guy from another village.

Yako was originally from another village but when her human lover died she was suspected to having killed him and ran away to the village where mitsuba is.

Tsuchigomori owns a small library in their village and he also pretends to be a human to buy books and knowledge.

sumire is a florist in town, nene looks up to her

hakubo umh i'm still thinking

Now that's all i can tell! But all there characters will have their big important moment. I hope your favourite side of the story will be the Yugi's i think i made them pretty interesting!

Thanks for asking'!! :D anymore question on this or other au's are appreciated!

[somevillainfuckery]

Howdy Dowdy, Guys Gals & Non-binary Pals, Time for a Life Update

Its a bit past 2:00 now I haven't slept a wink My dickhead aunt and her bf have complete control over the temperature bullshit in my house, so the house is cold asf rn (THEY NEVER TURN OFF THE GODDAMN AC) I'm running on shitty fanfiction and the will to make like- 6 cavities go away because they don't hurt but I've still completely fucked myself over and I HATE the dentist We're moving soon [majority of shit in my house is already in storage except clothes, and dishes, and the singular functioning tv], I just have literally no fucking clue where we are moving to

Lets see uhm what else- Discord is indeed working, yippie ofc, but I- [*thinking thoughts being thunk*] I lost motivation to talk to people for some reason, at least I think Im wording that right. Mostly cause on Discord, I love the people I talk to, I really do, but I never realized how hard it is being a therapist in a jester costume for everyone, so with that plus all the bullshit of moving plus the fact not a single person in my family can get along for more than five seconds uhm... yeah- I'm exhausted, and because its only two people moving all this shit [that being me and my parental figure] I feel like my bones got thrown into a blender, which doesn't help because I'm naturally weak to the point even my xbox alone is super heavy- dunno if my weak ass body structure should be a concerning thing??

BUT- LISTEN UP- HEAR ME OUT- Me and my parental figure MIGHT be getting into this really nice 1 bedroom apartment, its not much, but its super pretty, and theres actually other families there n shit, so like ✨yay I finally get to socialize face to face with people even though face-to-face interaction sounds like a dream and a nightmare✨ PLUS- I got the haircut I've been dying for, and it came out super nice :D PLUS PLUS- I got some super old slinkydog toy and a switchblade comb from Cracker Barrel PLUS PLUS PLUS- Its been a very long time since I've been yelled at, and so far, no physical harm has been done to me by my family [aside from my toddler cousins punching me and shooting me with nerf guns Lmao] so FUCK YEEEAAAHHH FEELIN ✨G O O D✨

PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS- I'm finally getting a job soon [my school NEVER gave me a work permit, and I'm old enough to work anyways]. I'm planning at working at the movie theater since we already live close to it, and if we get the apartment I had liked, we still live close to it :D It'll probably be sometime after we get settled in the new place

Life ain't too bad rn, I've randomly been getting like- midnight existential dread??- that or my random spikes of paranoia are just really kicking in because of the move- so now whatever the fuck it is is just being used as a motivation to focus on a future I want, will enjoy, and will support me all throughout. For once, I actually see my future being bright :D

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

Yippie!! (sage what have you done I can't stop saying that now /lh)

Okay here's some food for when you get back!

The AU is very space centric, and I've added a bit of pirate stuff because it's fun :D

As far as I'm thinking, each server is a different ship! There are exceptions, but that's the general thought process so far! (the dsmp is so far the only one I'm not sure about).

Right now I'm Thinking about the backstory of Helscrafts + how the Watchers tie into things and I created the funniest fucking found family ever.

So the set up for this found family is as follows: Grian and Etho are both in their twenty's, and have been forcefully part of this cult (the Watchers) for over a decade now. They're content with staying hidden and trying to break out later, as they have nothing besides each other to lose.

Enter 8-year-old Helsknight, and 11-year-old Exion.

Now with the addition of literal children, Etho and Grian have much more to lose, and can't risk trying to break out. Therefore, Grian turns to looking for an outside rescue.

He eventually contacts someone who tells him to wait, and all four of them will have freedom. Grian doesn't actually believe it, but he'll humor the sender. What's the harm?

Of course, it turns out the sender was genuine, and on top of that, is motherfucking Herobrine. The most known pirate in the Starswept Galaxy. Grian isn't quite sure how he contacted Herobrine, but hey. Now he, Etho, Hels, and Ex can get out.

Hero was originally planning to get the kids out, and then drop them off and let Etho and Grian get to their own homes. He then learns that Etho didn't have a family, Grian was actually glad to be kidnapped because his family sucked, Hels is straight up an abuse victim, and Ex is one of the last surviving members of a species being hunted. He kinda ends up getting attached as he ferries them across the galaxy so Etho and Grian can get their pilot's license and go off on their own adventures, but they stick around long enough to realize they don't want to leave their little found family.

So they don't.

Instead, the five of them spend almost fifteen years together, slowly building their own pirate crew made up of misfits and outcasts and kids who are running from something. Etho gets particularly attached to Echo, a shapeshifter who has mimicked Etho's appearance and has made it their own, Chicken, an avian who was recently freed from a slave trade, Adubs, a phantom who has no memory of it's past, and 13, a anthropomorphic cat who doesn't know basic math. Yeah, it says something.

A decade after meeting Hero, Etho gets invited to the Hermitus, a well known ship that is incredibly hard to get access to, and the Helsmits thrown him a goodbye party. He'll be back in nine months, and they all have communicators, but the gift is still nice.

Grian soon becomes the captain of the Helscraft, after Hero decides to head home for a bit. Grian, despite this, also added his name into a raffle for the next Hermitcraft crew member, not expecting to win.

He still won though. And so, Grian headed off to the Hermitus, and Etho took over as captain of the Helscraft. And then, a few years later, they both join Hermitcraft again. Exion is placed in charge of Helscraft.

They aren't back on the ship until three years later, with Etho's new friends in tow, fleeing from a freshly ended death game. Ren finds his cousin on Helscraft, Skizz finds another enderangel hybrid, Martyn finds a Listener, and BigB isn't the only glasswing in the galaxy anymore. They all fit in pretty well.

In the end, the Helsmits are a found family, and that was all started by a bunch of children and a wanted pirate on the run from a cult. How about that?

woah that is a lot of Words

this is really cool, it kinda reminds me of TCR I love it :D

don’t know a whole lot about your silly guys but this au is super fun

[korra-northeast-germany]

God's son

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His son is born

It had been another day fulfilling the duties of a god. Answering the preys of his creations, visiting the angels, granting wishes so on and so forth. It was lonely being a god, no matter how many followers he had nor how many angels lived in his realm, God was very very lonely. He could not stand it no longer. sitting upon a cloud pondering to himself the possibilities of what to do, 'make yourself a wife' sounds too hard. 'Get a celestial pet' there were many already. 'Make yourself a son' that sounded so so stu- wait....perfect That's a perfect idea. The God's mind was truly brilliant!

Immediately the holy lord god to work, creating a young child with an image similar to himself a boy that was the definition of an angel, a kind sweet hearted boy with a heart of gold yet the speed of a falcon as well as the ability to speak and befriend any bird he wants. His heart flutters when he finishes the boy. His skin tanned and soft similar to his father's, white haired with angelic blue eyes. " My beloved son Mammon" the now father cooes holding the sleeping baby to his chest.

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Watching him grow

"Father father" a boy no older than 5 spoke running into his father's work room. "I found this really cute crow and it was following me around and I really really want to keep it. Please father please please Please!!" He begs, showing the crow to his parent who do,d only smile and pet him. "Of course" the parent had no need to deny his son such a companion when it made Mammon so happy. "Yippie thank you so much father I promise to take the best care of him you're the best!" with that 5 year old Mammon runs off to show his beloved brother Micheal his new pet.

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a now 10 year old angel weeped in his room. He was covered in bruises from the bullying of the other angels, they pulled his hair kicked punched and made fun of him. His brother Micheal was unavailable to be of any comfort which left the boy feeling alone. That was until his father cane home. God felt like something had been wrong, like someone had hurt his little prince which both worried his heart yet caused a burning sensation within his blood. "Mammon?" He calls standing in front of his child's room "is something wrong? I can hear your crying" "NO go away!!" How the father's heart broke. "I'm coming in.." slowly the door opens.

"Mammon what happned" God questions his 10 year old prince, sitting on the bed then bringing his son onto his lap. No response was given at first, the boy just wept. The father frowned hugging him. God the ever patient father allows the child to cry in his arms until he fell asleep. On the outside he is calm and relieved. On the inside however...she is planning a punishment, one that it will last with the bullies for the rest of their lives. They will become an example for everyone else on how not to treat God's son

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14 year old Mammon was growing close with the Morningstars, he found a family in them it seems. Great perfect. With how busy Micheal had been, as well as his own now more complicated duties as a lord savoir and father it would make sense as to why the boy would gravitate to their family large. God was not angry and instead felt happy Mammon was able to find brothers and a sister in the morningstars.

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The fall

There was a rebellion. Lilth the youngest Morningstar had committed a grave sin, so grave in fact the only punishment available was Death. God did not want to kill her. But it was the only way. The only way to make sure no angel would ever commit the same sin, to make sure they stayed in line. How he was wrong. When Lucifer found out about what was to happen to his little sister he would start a rebellion, followed by his brothers including the celestial prince. All in an effort to protect Lilth.

Micheal tried to convince Mammon not to go. God himself tried to convince Mammon not to rebel. It had not worked nothing worked. Mammon was inconsolable unable to be negotiated with for he had a goal. Protect Lilth at all costs!! A foolish decision made by the celestial prince whose heart burned with determination. No..No It had not ended well for anyone that was apart of the rebellion. Lilth still died and the 7 brothers all fell.

God was Angry. God was sad. God was heart broken. God was not god for A very very long time. For millennia the parent waited for his son to return he waited to hear those prey's for forgiveness. He waited he waited. But they never came. The father was just devastated. He lost his son. Probably never to see him again.

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Mammon

It was a few say thousands of years after the fall. Mammon was tired of the treatment he received from his so called 'brothers' which led him to withdraw and instead gravitate towards the angels. He was close with Luke and Simeon basically attached at the hip, so much to the point where Mammon could sense their feelings from miles away. Some thing he lost the ability to do with his own brothers a long time ago. Chile anyway 👀.

Everything was normal. Mammon had a terrible morning and day at RAD, bullied by the demons and his brothers all day. The greed man did get to hsve Some time with his boyfriends but his mood failed to improve even after he helped heal an injured raven. "Mammon what s wrong" questions Luke when he sees the adults sad look. Followed by a small frown. He drives him to sit down and he holds him 'hostage until he gets an answer. Non given. "Is it your brothers? They were mean to you again right? I'll beat them up!"

No..No it wasn't that it was.,,Some thing else..."no Luke it's not that" Mammon answers. "Then what is It?" Simeon tilts his head placing his hand upon Mammon's shoulder. "I don't know" was he response. "I know I willingly fell with my brothers and my place is with them, yet....It does not feel that way" he mumbles. "May be you just miss the celestial Realm?" Suggests Solomon who randomly entered the room. "No that can't be the case I don't miss that place, I chose to get away from it just like all my brothers had" huffed Mammon not entertaining the idea. "Whatever you say..."

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The news

The morningstars were called to a meeting by Diavolo himself. Confusion. Mammon felt a wave of excitement yet nervousness wash over him, followed by the hand of a figure he could not explain petting him reassuringly. The other brothers nervousness led to anger, what could hsve caused such a meeting?! Oh wait try know. "What did you donthisntime Mammon?!" Accused Satan pointing at the 2nd eldest. "Wh-what! What do I got o do with this?!" Mammon was offended! How dare He!How far she has nothing to do with this!He didn't steal anything or cause any problems for god knows how long and this si how they react over a meeting? With his boyfriend of all people?! "Yeah mammon you're always causing problems you probably caused this one too!" Hissed leviathan. The anger boiled within Mammon The avatar of greed's bones. "I have done anything you just want a scapegoat well it's not me!it don't be me I did nothing!" No one listened. They continued to shame and accuse Mammon until they reached their destinstion.

Oh boy..they were met by Diavolo, Barbados, Micheal who was focused upon the 2nd born and 2 other angels. "What's going on Dia-?" Mammon would question as they all sad down. "Why were we called into a meeting?" Lucifer would give Micheal a sharp glare. "Simple" the archangel spoke his gaze turning to face Lucifer for s good minute before looking over at Mammon. "We want Mammon" a slight grin, "huh-?! WHY!" Everyone, Mammon included was in utter shock. "It is simple really, you demons are unable to treat him right. He considers you his family when it is not the case." Micheal hums "of course you Diavolo ad Barbados are in the innocent for you gave shown love and care. But the Morningstars treatment of the celestial prince are unforgivable" everyone's except the angels draws dropped. "Wh-what do you mean celestial prince?" Sputtered Satan. "Oh? You people really did not know huh? Tho I cannot blame you. You see Mammon isn't God's child in the same way as you 6 are. No he is GOD'S SON. The celestial realms prince." Micheal just smiled at his little brother. No wonder Mammon was always so much kinder than the rest. "Wait..What?! He's the- why did you not tell us?!" The other 6 brothers all glare at the now shaken Mammon. "I didn't know! I do not remember this-!"

Oh so silly.

Micheal just walked over to mammon placing his hand on his shoulder reassuringly. " really all we want Is our prince back where he will be tested with kindest and the up most respect in which he does not receive here. If not returned to us.......you better hope flipping the demon realm upside down is the only thing he does" everyone looked at Mammon who felt a sense of pressure. He..Mammon...The prince of..Oh boy he felt..No wonder. The pressure was a lot and he felt sick to his core. "Give us some time to discuss" said beel noticing how the energy from Mammon drained. "Alright alright I'll give you a few days but that's all"

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The prince's return

God was becoming impatient. Nothing was appeasing him. Not the offerings of his devoted followers, not the angels nothing. He wanted his prince safe and sound right where he belongs. And it seems the demons were not willing to return his beloved child. Fine so be it. Devildom will be receiving a punishment worse than just a slow painful dea- wait.

"Father?" God regonzised the voice, his attention turned away from that of cold hearted revenge in favour of a flame of utter love bursting to through the cold snow. "I'm done with my phase" with how calm Mammon was acting it seemed he was the one who chose to return. God hugged his child tight, unwilling to let him go not again. " Oh Mammon I am so happy for your return. How I missed you so much my little prince" parent was radiating so much live that was to be shared. "Father.. nooo..." whined the embsrressd prince. So cute. The pair + Micheal would spend catch up on missed time all before it turned late. And finally Mammon would fellchis parent. "Take your forces out of the demon realm. I do not want innocent lives to be lost. Oh and I'm dating the demon prince. I do not care if you do not approve I love him, he and his butler are very important to me and I wish to be able to see them whenever I please, the same goes for Simeon, Solomon and Luke. They're my best friends and I love the. I still wish to be able to travel the realms to see them please father...."

There was a pause, allow Mammon too go back to the demon realm whenever h wants.. to see the people that he knows his son loves so much......God was reluntict but he could never dare deny his son what he loves. "Of course Mammon" God could not deny his son such companions when it made his son so happy.

A/n: *accidentally slips and writes this* I spent literally all night writing this lmao <3 No sleep for me. Also not proof read lol

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[shai-manahan]

YIPPIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONZO MY FAVOURITE CHILD AND ALSO MY ONLY HAPPINESS IN LIFE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU !!!!!!

and regarding my thoughts on Alonzo as of now, i have a feeling that they may play a much larger role in the future than we think, by looking at our circumstances i have a vague theory that they too are walking towards a similar goal to that of MC, maybe not saving the city but perhaps cleaning it of its pests? or maybe they're aiming for something much higher than we can even think of as of right now, BUTTTTT WHATEVER it dosnet matter because they do seem like someone we can trust even though they're so cold with us 😅 but this shall not deter me from romancing them because who dosen't want the perfect enemies to lovers trope plus they give me the vibes of an unwilling mother of the group who just happened to be at the wrong and at the wrong time and now have to deal with an asshole (or two) who have the energy of a handful of nasty goblins, in a nutshell they give me big mommy of the two vibes and it's just my gut tell me that but whatever 😃

as for the theory thing, it's just a casual theory but i believe that MC was somehow involved in either possibly running their normal life (maybe they got tangled with one of their family members who was into some shady business) or indirectly caused them great pain which our little MC isnt aware of (or has forgotten) and maybe that's why both Alex and Vincent are so concerned about them. maybe the event was too traumatic in itself even though they no (or a little) hand in it which drove them down the alley of self loathing , OR JUST MAYBEEEE it wasn't MC's fault at all and they were just at the wrong place at the wrong time and spotting them Alzono just automatically had a misunderstanding and blamed them for the whole shit, whatever the reason is Alonzo hates our guts but i shall not be deterred! come at me you ice cold bastard!!

p.s. may i hug them once??? PRETTY PLEASEEEEEE I SWEAR IM SO SHORT I WON'T EVEN REACH THEIR SHOULDERS (plus i hope they won't kill me :P) , btw , a couple of questions regarding them (its strictly for research i tell you!)

1. what's their height?

2. their favorite colour?

3. favorite flower? and does it have some sort of symbolism behind it?

4. favorite animal? do they have a pet or intend on doing so?

5. what's their comfort food? or maybe their guilty pleasure?

6. do they like celebrating their birthdays?

7. do they perhaps have a family member or sibling? (i would gladly have them as my uncle!)

8. are they a red flag or na? :)

p.p.s by the time i learn how to draw properly you're all screwed :D *secretly holds an Alonzo and Wesley plushie closely*

AND FINALLY I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR MAKING SUCH AN AWESOME IF AND WONDERFUL CHARACTERS WITH SO MUCH DIVERSITY I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY AHEAD !!!!! ❤🎉

here's some apple pies that i baked virtually 🍰🍰🍰 as a thank you :D

and oof the ask got lengthy, AGAIN 👁👄👁

unwilling mother of the group who just happened to be at the wrong and at the wrong time

This is so funny to me help 😭 Quite accurate, though. Alonzo has that vibe, indeed.

These are interesting thoughts btw! I love those theories as well. There are actually quite a few hints in the game now with regards to Alonzo's reasons for hating the MC, though I suppose they're not easy to find as of the moment. When they get revealed, however, I suspect tears will be shed (more than the flashback and reunion scenes with Wesley combined). It's just that bad tbh.

And yes, you'll get the chance to hug them :'))))

For your questions--

1. what's their height?

Okay so, I'm gonna shamelessly admit that I forgot the specifics 💦I can tell you they're tall, but I literally answered an ask about this once and now I can't find it lmao so... let's leave it at that for now.

2. their favorite colour?

Hmm... black. Yeah, I think that's what they like the most.

3. favorite flower? and does it have some sort of symbolism behind it?

Ah, man :'))) Their favorite flower would probably the Sampaguita. Mostly because it reminds them of their early childhood. The flower also symbolizes hope and humility, concepts that Alonzo treasures a lot.

4. favorite animal? do they have a pet or intend on doing so?

They like bird-watching, if that counts? Alonzo doesn't have a pet, but they used to take care of stray cats when they were a kid. Sometimes they still do.

5. what's their comfort food? or maybe their guilty pleasure?

Alonzo loves spicy foods!!! (some of their faves are laing, sinantolan, and shrimp bicol express)

6. do they like celebrating their birthdays?

Their birthday is actually a very, very sensitive topic to them jdkasjdkajka It brings back a lot of bad memories, but at the same time, some of the memories also comfort them? It's a bit complicated.

7. do they perhaps have a family member or sibling? (i would gladly have them as my uncle!)

You'll meet their mother in Book 2 :)))))))) that's all I can say

8. are they a red flag or na? :)

I've mentioned it here, but especially in Alonzo's case, I honestly think the MC's the one that should be considered a red flag if we're labeling people lmao. Alonzo also has a very caring side to them, so I'd never classify them as one tbh. But idk. It's very subjective, and I feel like it's your prerogative whether to view them as such or not.

Thank you! I'll never get tired of answering long asks haha

[ah17hh]

paul revere by the beastie boys, emojified via /r/emojipasta

paul revere by the beastie boys, emojified

Now 🆗 here's 🤲🏻 a little 🤏🏻 story 📖 I've 🙋🏻got to tell 🗣👂About three 👨‍👨‍👦 3️⃣ bad 😈 brothers 👨🏻👱🏻‍♂️🧑🏻 you know ���🏻🤛🏻🤝 so well 💯‼️. It 📖 started 🏁 way back 🔙 in history 📚👴🏻 With ➕ Adrock 🧑🏻, M.C.A. 👨🏻, (and me 🙋🏼‍♂️, Mike D. 👱🏼) I 🙋🏻had a little 🤏🏻 horse 🐎 named 🏷 Paul Revere 🤠. Just me 🙋🏻and my horsey 🐎 and a quart 🥛of beer 🍺🍻. Riding 🏇🏻across the land ⛰, kicking🦵🏻up 🆙 sand 🏜, Sheriff's 🚔👮🏻 posse 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 on my tail 🏃🏻🚨 'cause I'm 🙋🏻in demand‼️😎. One☝️1️⃣ lonely 😩😔 Beastie 👹 I be 🙍🏻😢, All by myself 🙍🏻🧍🏻without nobody 🙅🏻🚷. The sun 🌞☀️ is beating down 🔆🤜🏻 on my baseball ⚾️ hat 🧢, The air 🌬🌫 is gettin' hot 🥵🔥, the beer 🍺🍻 is getting flat 🌍🗺. Lookin' 👀 for a girl 👱🏻‍♀️💋 I ran 🏃🏻 into a guy 👨🏻, His name 🏷 is M.C.A. 👨🏻🎤, I 🧑🏻said 🗣 “Howdy" 👋🏻🤠, he 👨🏻 said 🗣 “Hi" ✌🏻👋🏻. He 👨🏻 told 🗣 a little 🤏🏻 story 👨🏻‍🏫📖 that sounded👂🎶 well rehearsed 🧘🏻‍♂️🎤, Four ✌🏻➕✌🏻days 📅 on the run 🏃🏻‍♂️and that he's 👨🏻 dying ☠️🤕 of thirst 💦🚱🥵. The brew 🍺 was in my hand 🙍🏻🖐 and he🙎🏻‍♂️was on 🔛 my tip 😰🏃🏻‍♂️, His voice 🗣 was hoarse 🔇👴🏻, his throat 👄 was dry 🏜🔥 and he 👨🏻 asked 🗣❓me 🧑🏻 for a sip🍺. He 👨🏻 said 🗣 "Can I 🙋🏻‍♂️ get some? 💁🏻‍♂️⁉️” I 🧑🏻 said 🗣🗯”You 👉🏻👨🏻 can't 👎🏻🚱get none !🚫🍺”. Had a chance 🎲 to run 🏃🏻, He 🙎🏻‍♂️ pulled out 🤳🏻 his 👨🏻 shotgun 🔫. Quick 🏃🏻‍♂️💨 on the draw ✏️🔫, I thought 🧠💭 I'd 🧑🏻 be dead 😵☠️, He 👨🏻put the gun 🔫 to my 🙋🏻head 🙍🏻, and this ‼️ is what he 👨🏻 said 🗣. "Now 🆕 my 🙋🏻‍♂️ name 🏷 is M.C.A. 👨🏻 I've got 🙋🏻‍♂️ a license 💳📇 to kill 😵☠️🔫. I think 🤔💭 you know 😏 what time ⏰🕑 it is ‼️, it's time 🕑🕰 to get ill 😷🤒🤮 . Now 🆕 what 🤔 do we 🧍🏻🧍🏻‍♂️have here ⁉️ an outlaw 🦹🏻🧑🏻 and his🙍🏻 beer 🍺🍻? I 🙋🏻‍♂️run 🏃🏻‍♂️this land 🏔⛰, you 👉🏻🙍🏻 understand 🙎🏻‍♂️⁉️? I 👨🏻 make myself 🙅🏻‍♂️ clear ‼️🤷🏻‍♂️.” We🧍🏻🧍🏻‍♂️stepped 👟👟 into 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻the wind 🌬💨, He 🙋🏻‍♂️had a gun 🔫, I 🙋🏻 had a grin 😏😈. You think 💭 this story's 📖 over 🚫🔚, but 🤫 it's ready 🧑‍🏫‼️ to begin 🏁. "Now 🆕 I 🙋🏻‍♂️ got the gun 💥🔫, you 👉🏻🧑🏻 got the brew 🍺🍻, You🙍🏻 got two✌🏻2️⃣ choices 🔠 of what❓you 👉🏻🙍🏻can do 🤷🏻‍♂️. It's not 🚫 a tough 💪🏼 decision 🔠 as you 👉🏻🧑🏻can see 👀, I 🙋🏻‍♂️can blow 🌬 you 🧑🏻 away 🔫👋🏻 or 🤔 you 🧑🏻 can ride 🏇🏻🏇��with me 🙋🏻‍♂️😈.” I 🧑🏻 said 🗣‼️”I'll 🙋🏻ride 🏇🏻with you 👨🏻 if you 👉🏻👨🏻 can get me 🧑🏻 to ➡️ the border 🗺🛤, The sheriff's 👮🏻🚔 after me 🏃🏻🚓🚨 for what I 🧑🏻 did 😳🥴 to his 👮🏻 daughter 👱🏻‍♀️🤫😉.” I did it 💦 like this 🤜🏻, I did it 🤤 like that 👉🏻👌🏻, I did it 😩 with a whiffle ball bat 🏏, so 🤷🏻. I'm 🙋🏻 on 🔛 the run 🏃🏻, The cop👮🏻 got ✊🏻 my gun 🔫. And ➕ right ➡️🤚 about now ⌚️‼️ it's time 🕰⏰ to have some fun 🎉🥳🤪. The King 👑 Adrock 🧑🏻🤴🏻that is ‼️ my name 🏷, And I 🙋🏻know 🧠 the fly 🛫 spot 🏠🔥 where they 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 got ‼️ the champagne 🍾🥂. We rode 🏇🏻🏇🏼for six 🖐🏻➕👆🏻hours 🕛🕕, then 🔜 we 🧑🏻👨🏻 hit 🤜🏻 the spot 🏡, The beat 🔊🎶 was bumping 🎵🔥 and the girlies 👱🏻‍♀️👩🏾‍🦱👩🏼‍🦰 was ❗️hot 🥵🤤🔥. This dude 👨🏼 was staring 👀 like he knows 🤔🤝 who we 🧍🏻🧍🏻‍♂️ are 🧐, We 👨🏻🧑🏻took the empty 🕳 spot 🪑 next to him 👨🏼at the bar 🥃🍺. M.C.A. 👨🏻 Said 🗣 “Yippie yoo 🤠👋🏻, you 🧑🏻 know this kid ?? 👨🏼”, I 🧑🏻 said 🗣🗯 I didn't 🙅🏻🚫👨🏼, but I 🙋🏻 knew 🧠 he did 👉🏻👨🏻. The kid 👨🏼 said 🗣‼️ “Get ready 😈‼️, cause this👇🏻 ain't funny 🙅🏼‍♂️🚫😂. My 🙋🏼‍♂️ name's 🏷 Mike D. 👨🏼 And I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️about to 🕺🏼 get ✊🏻 money 💰💵.” Pulled out 🙎🏼‍♂️🤳🏻 the jammy 🔫😨 aimed it 🎯🔫 at the sky 🌌☀️, He yelled 👨🏼🗯‼️ “Stick em up 🔝👐🏻!”, And let two ✌🏻 fly 💥💥🔫. Hands 🖐🏻🖐🏻 went up 🔝👐🏻 and people 🧑🏼‍💼👨🏻‍🔧👩🏼‍⚕️ hit 🤜🏻 the floor ⬇️🙇🏻‍♂️🧎🏼‍♂️, He 👨🏼 wasted 😵💥🔫 two ✌🏻 kids 👩🏻🧑🏼 that ran 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏼💨 for the door 🚪🚫. "I'm 🙋🏼‍♂️ Mike D. 👨🏼 And I 🧍🏼‍♂️get ✊🏻 respect 😎, Your cash 💵 and ➕ your jewelry 💍 is what I 🙋🏼‍♂️ expect 🙎🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️. " M.C.A. 👨🏻 Was with it 🙋🏻‍♂️👍🏻, and he's 👨🏻 my ace ♠️, So I 🧑🏻 grabbed ✊🏻 the piano 🎹 player 👨🏼‍🦳 and I 🙋🏻 punched him 🤜🏻 in the face 👨🏼‍🦳. The piano 🎹 player’s 👨🏼‍🦳 out, the music 🎶 🎵 stopped 🛑⛔️, His 👨🏼‍🦳 boy 🧔🏻 had beef 🥩🤬, and he 🧔🏻 got dropped 🧔🏻💥🔫. Mike D. 👨🏼 Grabbed ✊🏻 the money 💰💵, M.C.A. 👨🏻 Snatched ✊🏻 the gold 🏆🎖, I 🧑🏻 grabbed ✊🏻 two ✌🏻 girlies 👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼‍🦰 and a beer 🍺 that's cold 🥶🧊.

Submitted February 22, 2020 at 02:53PM by blueberry_five via reddit https://ift.tt/2HPfbZo