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I'm reaching for the stars Ahh.

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After a long ass week (I think. Idk what time is all about) I've finally written out the Secret Exit reversed thing for my shitty MM Reverse Au. Here we go.

It starts the same way as All Stars. M falling down from the sky. But this time, Omega's there with him. The two walk for a bit until LMX speaks.

"Wow! Colour me surprised! Ya both still alive beh?"

"Man... I was expecting at least one of em to have killed y'all by now... But y'all are still here. Useless Bastards..."

"Beh. Doesn't matter. You're both outta lives. No more chances for ya to come back."

"And ya know. I've been wondering."

How can I make this occasion even better?"

"Well it's plain and simple."

"It's time for me."

"To have."

"My FUN."

"THIS WILL BE THE LAST SONG BEFORE YOU BOTH SUFFER DEMISE."

"UPON THIS GOLDEN LAND, YOU'VE BOTH DONE NOTHING BUT WANDER THROUGH THIS DARK FOREST AIMLESSLY WITH NO HOPE IN SIGHT."

"I'D SAY YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR THE SLAUGHTER YOU DID TO THEM IS LONG OVERDUE."

"THIS WILL BE NO PARTY."

"THIS WILL BE THE TIME IN WHICH THE DICTATOR SHALL WATCH AS HIS APPARITIONS TAKE PART IN THE LAST COURSE."

"YOU'RE BOTH ALONE."

"STRUCK BY NOTHING BUT THE END OF THE ROAD. ABANDONED."

"WITH THE HATE OF FLAMES AND CONSTANT PARANOIA."

"YOU BOTH HAVE GOTTEN A PROMOTION TO ROT IN HELL."

"I'M NEIGH UNBEATABLE. YOU CAN TRY. AND TRY. AND TRY. BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHTING CHANCE."

"SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"

"IF YOU TRULY ARE THE ALL STAR YOU CLAIM TO BE."

"THEN POWER DOWN AND FACE ME LIKE A GOD."

"BUT FIRST. I SHOULD BE PROPERLY DRESSED FOR THIS. AND YOU SHOULD TOO."

Suddenly, a briefcase falls down from the sky. The two open it. Revealing some fancy clothes. (Omega And Ultra M's Secret Exit fits hehe) They put it on and head to the pedestal. The pedestal ascends and they're brought to a destroyed wedding-like setting. LMX is there waiting for them, not only is he powered up, but he's also wearing a fancy suit just like them. Right before Act 1 ends LMX steals away Omega. Act 2 begins with Kanojo flying in dressed like a bride. After her performance ends she flies away and has her creations deal with Ultra M. (They're fancy dressed too) Once M's done dealing with them, it cuts to Omega walking around in a dark void. LMX's eyes suddenly appeared behind him. He turns around and... Nothing. The eyes appear again. He turns around and sees... M! He quickly goes over to him but suddenly a wall appears blocking him away from him. He's suddenly surrounded by walls. Except for above him. He files up and stands on one of the walls. Suddenly a hand pushes him off the walls before he lands on something. It's a hand. LMX's hand. They have a have a bit of a song with each other. Before LMX crushes him with his hands. Before suddenly... His hands feel warm... Then, a rainbow beam shoots out of his hands. It was Omega! He used a power star on himself and flew. Freeing him from LMX's grasp. LMX gets annoyed, his hands had a couple of burns from Omega using the star. After a while, a warp pipe appears and a hat hits LMX in the forehead. It was Ultra M! He lands in Omega's arms and the song continues before the act ends. Meanwhile, MX was running in a forest, away from Hypno. He's eventually tired out and just walks. Eventually stumbling upon a big ring. With no options left. He jumps in and is brought to... Green Hill. At the end of the road, there's Sonic. MX approached with caution, suddenly Sonic swung his hand against the ground and a path of crystal spikes appeared heading towards MX. He manages to dodge it, but a few managed to scratch his arm. As he looked at his shoulder, he noticed there was some crystals from where his injuries were. And they seem to be spreading. Suddenly Sonic's disguise breaks and Xenophanes reveals himself. Except... He looked a bit glitchy. Some parts of him were glitched. Green Hill looked more like Glitched Hill. What was going on? As the act progresses the crystals on MX's shoulders gradually spread around his arm. Until his entire arm is covered in crystals. Suddenly, Xeno gets on his knees. He seems... Exhausted. Must be from the glitching. It's draining his energy. Behind him, another big ring. MX tries to approach the ring but Xeno stops him. Handing him an item. It's... A revive. Like the ones seen in Pokemon. But it's glitchy and pink. Seems that Xeno wants him to take it... But what for?

After that act ends, it cuts to Ultra M sitting at the edge of an area. Holding his microphone. Omega approaches him and looks up. It's an image of their world. They're so close to getting out. Yet so far from freedom. M suddenly throws his microphone into the black void beneath him before standing up. He looks at Omega and exhales. Just one last section. And they'll be free. LMX suddenly emerges from the shadows. Laughing manically.

"AREN'T YOU BOTH AN ANNOYING DUO?"

"FUCKING UP PLANS AND NOW GOING OFF THE PATH WHENEVER YOU GET THE CHANCE."

"NONE OF THIS HAS BEEN GOING RIGHT BECAUSE OF BOTH OF YOU."

"BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL TAKE ME DOWN THE SAME WAY YOU TOOK BOTH OF THEM DOWN."

"YOU'VE BOTH CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATED ME."

"THIS IS IT. THIS TRACKS DONE."

"YOU BOTH. BETTER. RUN!"

And with that, the final act begins. The two sing of course with LMX singing aggressively. However, a spike comes out of nowhere and pierces M in the forehead. Looks like it's over- Wait what's that? Did someone come out of a warp pipe? A pink revive gets thrown out of nowhere and hits M's corpse. Suddenly, he comes back to life! Although the hole that the spike created was still there. MX then comes down from above and stomps on LMX's head. The other two starman were surprised. How'd he get here? Welp. At least they have more firepower now. At this point, LMX is completely infuriated, not because of the uninvited guest in the room but the fact that he couldn't Kill M. In a fit of rage, he slams his microphone into the ground, causing the floor to crumble. The three fall into the void below, however Omega files upwards and grabs onto both of their arms. Flying away from LMX. After the first mimic section ends, Omega suddenly drops to the floor in exhaustion. LMX grabs Omega and proceeds to rip his tail off before throwing him to the ground. Not only does he lose his hat but he also breaks his leg. M, in a fit of anger, throws a butcher knife at his forehead. LMX gets pissed and proceeds to throw the knife back at him into his chest. As he does so, the hurry up jingle plays. Realizing this, M quickly gets the knife out of his chest. The floor continues to crumble so M picks up Omega and they alongside MX start running. This is where the second Mimic section begins. Once the mimic section is over, LMX is completely outraged and mad. He's slowly losing power. There's a warp pipe at the end of the road, they might have a chance! As they close in on the warp pipe (and as LMX grows angrier) The three pull off the good ol middle finger move on his ass before escaping the flashdrive altogether.

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"Hi Damsel! Finally nice to meet ya!"

"Who the bloody hell are you?"

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Some doodles of me MM Superstar Saga AU

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Time for yet another Silly MM Au :3

Basically Ultra M's doing some experimenting with a warp pipe. Suddenly Omega barges in holding a copy of Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga. He notices the wrap pipe and accidentally drops the game into the pipe. Causing a portal to open. Omega eagerly jumps in. Bringing Ultra M with him. They fall into the world of Superstar Saga. Ultra M takes Mario's place and Omega takes Luigi's place.

Funni things:

- Omega has WAY too much with the hammer. He goes around smashing literally any enemy they come across. Ultra M uses it too but not to the degree Omega does.

- The main characters see them as Mario and Luigi. But side characters (The enemies, bosses and Npcs) See them as their true forms.

- Neither of them can use their powers.

- Greega. (Green Omega.)

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Cyclops Lasso Doodle I somehow forgot to post

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Renders for my Null Peach wiki page that I'll never make

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Omega!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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Horror Peach headcanons Except I made her a Cannibal :3

- She has multiple gloves stashed away in her closet. (Sometimes when eating people she'll forget to take em off and they get dirty.)

- Is forbidden from being near deadass anyone due to the fact she may or may not have eaten them at least once or twice. The exceptions are IHY and Forest King (Because they're corpses) and the Hellish Height guys because they're way too strong for her to eat.

- MX would let her eat Lucas's corpse at times (And maybe Damsel but MX rarely kills her) since he knows she can't do anything to him. She's essentially his personal vacuum.

- Rarely eats enemies because they don't taste the same way human flesh does. She'd probably eat one as a snack.

- Friends with Turmoil for... Obvious reasons.

- Sometimes Turmoil thinks she's a yoshi and sorta thinks of her as his mom.

- Has eaten M on multiple occasions but after the events of Mario's Madness he's made it damn near impossible for her to get her hands on him.

Now for da normal headcanons :3

- Her hair has a surprisingly plastic feel to it.

- She has a surprising amount of sarcasm to her voice.

- Mr Sys calls her a lot of names (Peachie, Peacher, Peacharu) But not Peach because he thinks she's an insult to the original character. (Same with M but he doesn't do it that much and plus Horror Mario is just an alternate name for him.)

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Yet another HorrorBrew fankid Oc thingie because I hate people.

Bonus:

Funni.

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How Forrest was born/J

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Mild Gore warning!!! (Bad Realistic Heart)

Cannibal Horror Peach my beloved...

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Fuck it Cannibal Horror Peach because- Uhhh- I forgot.

Mild Blood warning!!!

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Ever since making that Silly MM Reverse Au, I've been thinking about M and Omega way too much. They radiate so much brotherhood Energy it hurts. Also I've been thinking about how funny it'd be if someone made a Mario And Luigi Superstar Saga rom hack where you play as M and Omega instead. (I've been thinking about an AU where M and Omega go through the events of all the Mario and Luigi games... I wanna think about it more but unfortunately I haven't played any of them 💔)

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He love his lil wif.

Request by @xnderx

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Forgot to post em here.

Happi Valentines day :3

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Holy fuck I just realized this WUGHHH

Tysm for 100 Followers!!! I honestly wasn't expecting this many people to like my shit. Though I feel like most of these follows come from people who knew about this blog when it was an Incorrect Quotes blog. But other than that thanks again for 100 Followers.