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“Mean Girls (2024) isn’t even that good of a movie—” I DONT CARE. I went to stare at Reneé Rapp being hot and hear a couple of bops and ya know what, goal achieved!
#mean girls musical#mean girls 2024#mean girls#reneé rapp#regina george#She is very hot and World Burns slaps#I don’t know what to tell you#I’m not here for plot#I’m here for the bitchy lesbian
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Safe Bet
#part 500 of me just slapping my brainrot onto a canvas and calling it a day#don’t read the tags if you haven’t done 2hats#here’s a mini explanation#so here it’s been maybe a month or two since Loop started traveling with everyone#and they were like man I’m tired of literally only being touched by my weird time clone#it doesn’t feel great#and Isa is off limits for obvious reasons#Bonnie for less obvious reasons#that leaves Mira and Odile#but they’re worried that they would be forcing Mira#if they asked. which they’re too scared to anyway#cause she’d feel bad#so Odile. process of elimination!#and they’re still to scared to ask Odile.#so instead they offer to be touched#like ohhh you’re a researcher you have to be curious. right#I’ll let you touch me if you’d like <3#and she sees through this obviously but there’s no harm in humoring them!#and she is curious.#and then she touches loop and they light up like a glowstick#and they have to be normal for the next week#done. goodbye#in stars and time#isat#isat loop#isat odile#ISAT spoilers#loopdile#<- still platonic they’re just weird#fawntonguesart
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BIG STRETCH a.ka. sun god basking (2019)
#oh this is ANCIENT ancient but i’m feeling the nostalgia hard tonight#so here’s an unshared nude you-know-who#i’m slapping a watermark on it & calling it good#(also hello ancient friends. i hope we’re all safe & thriving & being less hard on ourselves.)#supergirl fan art#art by ekingston
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“So Darling Will You Saturate”
Been a while since my last post💀
And I started this piece in- July ☠️ college has kept me Busy and I haven’t gotten much personal art done but when I do, I procrastinate and trouble myself even more
Anyways lads, may I present:
✨iii Sleep Token✨
Alts:
#sleep token#sleep token iii#iii#blu art#this ended up way more saturated once I transferred it to my phone#and my god it stunned me#(in conflicting ways)#also I’m scared to post this on IG cause of the recent incidents of accs being taken down#and I really wanted iii himself to see it since he has IG 😭#oh well 🥲#hope y’all like it tho#also I really just slapped some colours on here and hoped for the best 🥲
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Idk just the imagery of Kremy using Gideon for warmth
Like yeah okay we’ve all thought of this cause duh alligator man and fire man go good together blah blah
But the imagery of Kremy slinking out of his tent on a cold night out in the woods. He and Gideon have been traveling together for a good while now; started just as the weather was wearing off from winter, the warmth coming back into the world. They’ve been traveling together for so long the weathers turning bitter.
Their fire had long since been extinguished and the wind whips around their makeshift campsite. Even despite the trees, the cold air rushes through like waves, chilling Kremy’s already cold blood to ice. No matter how deeply he burrows into his tent, swathed in his blankets, he can’t seem to retain any of his heat.
I just I magine him pulling his thickest blanket tighter around himself as the wind beats against his shivering body, looking towards the second tent in the small clearing. Debating with himself; “Would he even be okay with this?” “It’s just for warmth.. He’s a god damn walkin’ heater, it only makes sense…” “But he didn’t sign up for THIS-“
Another wash of icy wind sweeps through, making Kremy flinch and pull the blanket just the smallest bit closer. He concludes as he walks to Gideons tent that, Gideon in fact DID sign up for this when they created their contract. Gideon is Kremy’s bodyguard, and in return Kremy feeds Gideon and gives him a percentage of whatever cons he helps Kremy pull off. Kremy can’t feed and pay him if he freezes to death in his tent overnight.
Imagine Kremy creeping towards the tent, seeing a soft glow emanating from inside. He can see from a crack in the tent flap the embers in Gideons hair and beard. Even in his sleep Gideon burns hot. Opening the tent flap is like opening the door to a stove; hot air rushing out at him due to the colder air outside. The warmth blankets Kremy and he can’t even begin to think about stopping the sigh that leaves him.
I imagine Gideon as a light sleeper. He never slept well while he was held on the train; hell he couldn’t even sleep laying down without his arms being hung in the air thanks to the chains attached to the car walls.. But he could and did sleep on the train. The constant noise and rattle of the cars, the sound of the fire he constantly stoked, the voices and laughter of those awful hobgoblins, the trains blaring whistle.. it was all his lullaby for years. Despite how horrible those years on the train had been, the first night he tried to sleep off of it, he laid awake in bed until sunrise.
Gideon couldn’t hear a thing over the sounds of the train. There really wasn’t much else to hear expect for the sounds stated above. There wasn’t much else to worry about. But outside of the train and it’s constant noise… there was so much more. Gideon knew what to expect from the train.
The sigh wakes Gideon from his sleep. His eyes pop open, immediately alert as he quickly scans around his tent. It takes nothing more than a second for Gideon to spot Kremy and relax the tension that flooded into his shoulders.
“Krem? Ever’thin’ ‘lright?” He’d ask, his voice thick with sleep as he moves to sit up in his bedroll.
Kremy would hesitate to open his mouth a moment, having forgotten to actually come up with what to say to Gideon. He could just be upfront and explain that he’s cold… But making up some long winded excuse that doesn’t involve looking weak willed has always been Kremy’s go to.
When he does actually open his mouth to start on the second option, another blast of cold air hits and makes Kremy shiver hard, eyes squinting against the torrent of sharp winds. He ducks deeper into his blanket cocoon, anything he could have said blown away with the wind.
Gideon watches this and immediately gets the picture here. Gideon can be.. a dense man. He’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer ya know. But he cares for Kremy. Kremy’s done so much for him over the time they’ve been together.. He’s given Gideon some kind of purpose. He’s given Gideon a sense of belonging. He’s given Gideon a constant companion… He gave Gideon that little comb, the first thing anyone has ever given to him of their free will.
The least Gideon can give back is some warmth.
“Geez, man, get in here and close that behind ya, would ya? Lettin’ all the heat out.” Gideon would say, moving to lay back down again while shuffling to the side to allow Kremy into the warm spot that had been beneath Gideon.
Kremy blinks once, twice.. Unsure. A smaller gust beats at his back, forcing Kremy into the heat of Gideons tent. He quickly secures the tent flaps closed before he practically dives into the warmth Gideon has offered.
Kremy curls up on the warm patch of tent ground Gideon had just been on moments before while Gideon is radiating heat to Kremy’s back that he can feel even through his blanket burrito. Kremy closes his eyes, more than content with the way these events have gone.
That is until he feels Gideons hand on the blanket. Kremy’s eyes pop open again as he hears Gideon speak,
“Share. You’ll get warmer faster and stay warm.”
He feels Gideon pull one side of the blanket out from under him, moving to pull it over himself before he shuffles back closer to his original spot. He’s practically pressed against Kremy’s back, hardly an inch separating them. Kremy stiffens up like a board, waiting with almost bated breath to see what comes next… But Gideon just settles behind Kremy, not touching him but just a hairsbreadth away from it…
“Can’t have you freezin’ on me now…” Kremy hears Gideon mutter behind him.
“Yeah… who would feed ya if I did?”
#legends of avantris#coalecroux#idk what this is#god don’t read it#I just lost my mind and spent an hour writing this#idk I’m sorry this is lame#Gideon: Get in here#Kremy: oh thank god I didn’t have to open my mouth and ask someone for something#Kremy: god forbid anyone know I need something#okay but idk this is really cute to me?#might fix this into an actual fic and slap it on ao3
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Unfinished wip, but happy belated Halloween! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🎃
#spooky#wip#do ppl post there wips on here?#Halloween#I’m going to do my best to try and keep a lot of the textures I slapped on#I’ve been doing a lot of painting lately and I’m starting to really appreciate my expressive style#November is spooky month part two to me
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That Project Voltage thing but with Rin and Len 🙃
#project voltage#vocaloid#kagamine rin and len#pokemon#kagamine rin#kagamine len#artists on tumblr#kagamine twins#I’m not super happy with this but meh#slapping this here just cause it’s on trending#obvi they’re electric type trainers with plusle and minun cause yeah#art#my art
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Here you go fellow gays enjoy some tranquil scenery with the favorite fruity robot ever. Spend a late night chatting with him on a balcony as the laughter rings out in the air. Can’t quite get any better then this
#uhhhh yea sorry about the lack of talking here—I know it’s not every day I’m left with zero thoughts to elaborate on#but it’s 11:46pm and the right side of my head loves to make me suffer#like I can’t think straight despite being sober. Either it’s sleep deprivation once again or simply a developing migraine#no clue!! and I’m not going to stay awake a second longer to figure that one out!! 🙃#anyways yea kinda lean to the headcannon of Puzzle’s being bisexual#he’s talked about being a ‘damsel magnet’ or whatever and that could read as him being into the feminine qualities#however he’s clearly not conventional in that heteronormativity#he’s just too fruity to ever be contained. you couldn’t slap the strait label on him even if ya tried#it’ll just peel right off like those cheap banana stickers#which can only mean one thing—that man’s gay AND European!!#cue the rest of the musical number#….help I’m going to black out genuinely#I can’t even feel my hands at this point uhhhh#hplonesome art#smg4 mr. puzzles#mr. puzzles smg4
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top five moments from the 2gumi dt lmao:
they’re all watching a movie adaptation of one of gentaro’s books!!!! it was not by choice tho lmao gentaro, in true leader/2gumi twin souls fashion, concocted a web of lies to bring everyone together for it LOL
juto and hifumi went to nab their seats while rosho jyushi and jiro chose the snacks!!!! jyushi and jiro started to get into an argument over which is the best popcorn flavour, jiro’s on team caramel and jyushi’s on team butter lmao
when the movie got started, they let gentaro on stage to give a message as the author of the book and when he took stage, jiro and hifumi immediately began loudly cheering for him lmao 🥹🥹🥹 rosho loudly told him they were being too loud so they needed to shut up, juto told him that he was being too loud too so he should shut up and jyushi tearfully said that everyone was too loud pls be quiet LOL
gentaro:………….may i finish my speech now? 🙂 jyushi: y-yes 😭
actually lmao, the real reason gentaro invited them to this movie was to rope them into advertising it using their popularity as drb contestants LOL. gentaro told them tho, jiro would be able to reach the younger generation, hifumi is popular and that’s his strength, jyushi can reach a lot of people with his music, rosho has the ability to guide the youth and juto (gentaro giggles here) can arrest people LOL
#this is vee speaking#top five really holding me back here this one was so funny LOL#like i didn’t even talk about hifumi disrobing juto and then getting into a slapping fight with him bc hifumi’s just way too tactile LOL#or that the theatre had a collab drink for the movie and it was watermelon flavoured#and rosho was so confused what watermelons had to do with the movie LOL#and the movie apparently had car chase scenes and dinosaurs and aliens LOL 2gumi are so fcking funny 😭😭😭😭😭#and no we will not be talking about the very pointed best qualities being thrown in our faces like it’s v relevant or sumn lmao#i see you tho hypmic lol#i’m glad juto and gentaro are still catty towards each other but i miss the lowkey one sided hifugen cattiness so much lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭#they’ll be working together tho in the 3rd drb so that’s probably by design lol (source: trust lol)
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#draco malfoy#harry potter#in this au Harry is a tree that kept growing even tho he was struck by lightning and Draco is a star that he scraped out of the sky#and you are trespassing in their woods#drarry#harry x draco#hpdm#2days doodle#ngl the txt was just bc the composition was too narrow but they do have a fuck off sort of look#ik the colours and lighting r nonsensical references r for ppl w wifi#and anatomy#whatevs#I’m not here to do math#when I was making Draco yellow I got sooo tempted to put him in Minion garb#and slap some old ppl fb meme txt over this
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oppressing the bestie with angry Episode 49 texts because NOBODY! IS MAD! AT THE RIGHT THINGS!
#this isn’t even the slap! they did the slap over 10 minutes ago!#this was his verbatim reaction to JGY being like ‘here’s the ways my dad screwed me over’ which wasn’t even in response to the patricide#it’s when he’s trying to explain his anger to Jin Ling#oh my god the other times I watched this episode I’ve been either drunk or in the throes of Moderna booster side effects#but THIS TIME I am sober and my immune system is calm but I’M STILL! SO! MAD!#masala necromancy wizard hour
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Having a bit of an anxious doom spiral morning which I decided to cheer up with an new episode of my favorite fun times d&d show Dimension 20 I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
#oh NO#I got looney toon slapped with an atom bomb of angst#that was too much I can’t even#I’m just gonna sit here in shock for a second#I can’t even watch the rest of this episode rn#I love this show for its ability to get me invested to the degree that I will freak out but damn#dimension 20#spilling the tea#mismag#misfits and magic#mismag spoilers
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spy had a long string of accidents leading up to his departure. coming home bruised and bleeding, or with police lights on his tail. men showing up at the house at night. maybe scout's ma sees spy teaching her boys what to do if they think they're being followed and something just breaks in her heart a little bit
spy's flaky, and dangerous, and as much as he seems to try he's still the man she sits at home next to the phone worried sick over when he mysteriously disappears every few weeks. one time he vanishes for three months--three--a few days after the birth of his son, his son, and when he has the nerve to show up at three AM begging for forgiveness (and waking up all her boys while he's at it), she snaps. there's an ultimatum: give up the job, or leave, because she loves spy to death but she ain't gonna lose her children for him. spy tells her it's all he knows how to do.
she tells him she loves him, more than anyone else she's ever loved. she just can't trust him
when the sun rises the next morning spy is gone and it's almost like he was never there at all, and she supposes he made his choice, didn't he. selfishly she imagines him crawling back in a few weeks, tail tucked between his legs, apologizing profusely--i thought i could make it without you but I couldn't, and I'm sorry, and I just want to live with you and be with you and grow the fuck up and
but he never does. obviously he never does, and it's probably for the best, and it crushes her. and she knows it's probably not true, but she can't help but think that maybe it was like she always feared; disposable, fleeting, nothing. she has no way of knowing that spy is spending every day in bunkers and ballrooms thinking about her and regretting leaving, or maybe regretting her in the first place--for letting his guard down, for getting attached like he swore he never would. it was the best thing he's ever done but now he gets to know he'll never have it again. and, really, the worst part of it all is he knows he probably could, if he set aside some of his pride and gave up on the unforgiving work that leaves him less fulfilled every day anyway, but he also knows he won’t. he just won’t, and there’s a thousand reasons, but it’s impossible to put into words and at the end of the day he knows the only thing that’s stopping him is just himself.
he’s horrible. they both know he’s horrible and they both wish so desperately he could change that—that he was willing to change that.
and when he starts work at a backwater mercenary company in the worst part of the united states for—well, even he isn’t really sure, but he sees scout for the first time and suddenly he knows. it’s just so obvious.
and suddenly, he is entirely unwilling to distance himself any further from what very well may be his last chance for redemption—so he doesn’t run, which surprises even himself, after so long. but the more he desperately looks inside for anything whatsoever the more he realizes he is entirely unwilling to approach the man that, more obvious by the way, he left of his own volition a little over two decades ago.
he knows this strange limbo, this block of figurative amber, can’t last forever. he hopes.
so he waits. and he waits. and he waits.
#so i was cleaning out my drafts and fun facy this has been in here basically finished since OVER A YEAR AGO.#so slapped on a few dramatic ending statements and i’m sending it out. okay. whatever#tf2 spy#tf2 scouts mom#tf2#spydad#bungus headcanons#bungus snippets#wont tag scout in this but he’s here too
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I believe it’s true,
‘Cause nothing matters when I’m all wrapped up in you.
(Made a Boat Boys playlist the other day. It’s not quite done & ready to post yet, but I’ve decided I want to go through it & do paintings for a few lyrics from each song on it. Here’s the first one. ^^ )
#boat boys#SmallEtho#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#verdant art#Part-time soulmate Full-time problem#<— gonna be using that tag for this series so people can find it on my blog.#also that’s the playlist’s name on Spotify if you want to listen to the WIP#just remember it’s subject to change & some songs might get swapped out#Spotify#fuck it I’m gonna slap this in their individual tags as well#I hope that’s okay#afaik Etho doesn’t go on tumblr & Joel seems to know exactly what kinda shit’s going on here.#anyway.#Joel SmallishBeans#Etho#Ethoslab
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can i say something. i think unironically one of the reasons straight women are having such a bad time with men a lot of the time is that so many of them think it’s a red flag for them to be friends with other women. first of all it’s such a weird reductive thing to be like men and women can’t be friends. huh? what? i have guy friends! i always have! are they never supposed to find partners because of me? insane thought imo. and second of all to be honest why do you want to date someone who is only capable of seeing an entire fucking gender as sex objects? i would rather date someone who is friends with women, even if i KNOW he’s attracted to them on some level, because i know that a guy who’s capable of being genuinely friendly with girls will probably be more likely to respect me and treat me like a person. idk. maybe it’s the bisexual in me talking so it feels weird to exclude an entire gender from friendship based on your attraction to them. but just saying. there’s large groups of girls out there ignoring great guys because they’re the type who could be invited to a girls night??? could never be me
#also to be clear this isn’t a i’m blinded by my bf thing. he does have a couple girl best friends for the record but i thought this 100%#way before i met him.#and like tbh i was right! i can talk to him like a fucking human because he TALKS TO GIRLS REGULARLY#anyway happy 5 am#mobi#my post#text#sigh i guess there’s enough in here i should slap on a#bf tag#but i swear to god this is more just complaining about tiktok misogyny#OH ALSO. IF YOUR GUY LETS YOU PAY FOR THINGS. THAT’S ALSO A GREEN FLAG. WE STAN A GUY WHO LOVES FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE. ok by fr now.
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you can take the siffrin out of the loop but you can’t take the loop out of the siffrin
#I was gonna turn this into a joke but. too many possibilities#aaaaand i’m just gonna slap this bad boy on here ->#isat spoilers#isat#starry time
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