#but I won’t attack them for it yknow

[bittyfromquotev]

I figured out the feeling that I get when mutuals of a mutual block me.

I’m not mad or upset, just a tad confused and just like: oh :( anyway—

[tonyboneysblog]

MOTHER HEN: PART NINE

parings: hawks x mother!reader

wordcount: 2.8k

notes: IF TUMBLR KEEPS PLAYIN WITH THESE MENTIONS IM GOJNB TK LOZE IT AHHHHH- also I missed you cuties🥴

warnings: none!

summary: you, the mother of Fumikage Tokoyami, are just a simple nurse! Who caught the eye of a certain pro.

Truthfully, hawks was having an amazing day.

He could feel the peep in his step, and when he woke up he almost thought some upbeat pep song start playing because he felt like he was in a damn movie.

He almost skips over to Mirko when he sees her, big smile on his face.

Mirko looks over at him skeptically, “what’s got you in such a good mood?”

Hawks hums, “oh nothing, I was only kissed by a beautiful maiden last night around…I don’t know 12:47?”

Mirko smile suddenly drops as she looks towards hawks slowly.

Then she suddenly catches him in the most disgustingly tight hug, “you dirty dog- why didn’t you tell me immediately?!”

“It was spur of the moment?”

Mirko squeezes tighter, “I know for a fact you didn’t make the first move.”

Hawks chuckles and try’s to raise his hand in surrender.

“You know me, full of surprises”

Mirko drops his, “Alright since you won’t tell me the truth I’m going to his you terrible news”

Hawks raises his brows in curiosity, “and that is?”

Mirko sighs, “HPSC decided to call me since you apparently been AWOL all night…”

Hawks rolls his eyes, “what do they want with you, you don’t even work for them.”

“They wanted me to tell you that they needed your excellence immediately- something important apparently.” Mirko crossed her arms looking away from hawks.

Hawks hums, Mirko seems to be in deep thought but he doubts it about the “important” business that the HPSC wants with him.

Mirko pats hawks back, “you sure it was just a kiss last night, birdie?”

Hawks whips his head towards her, “w-what?! Of course I’m sure!”

“I mean- gone all night?” Mirko giggles- “was she really that-“

Hawks cuts Mirko off, “Stop talking.”

It’s not hawks fault he decided to have a good night sleep with his phone turned off.

And maybe on a different day then events would honestly even more romantic than you made.

But your son was also literally attacked by villains- hawks wouldn’t go all, “come on baby” after that.

Speaking of you and Fumikage, the two of your were in the same spot as yesterday.

U.A. had cancelled school for the week after the kids got attacked- even if they didn’t cancel you still wouldn’t allow Fumikage to go back.

You couldn’t tell if Fumikage was okay or messed up in the head. You’d assume they’d go over some type of mental check before they let Fumikage go frolic with hawks somewhere but it also U.A.

Sure it’s the best hero school- but maybe you should’ve made Fumikage go to Shiketesu instead.

Shiketesu kids don’t get attacked by villains almost everyday.

Fumikage was still sleeping next to you when you woke up on the couch, you were slowly hit with all the memories that happened the night before.

like kissing a pro hero.

moment of weakness? perchance.

You check your messages yet they aren’t any from him, he’s probably working anyways.

You called off for at least two days so you were able to keep an eye on Fumikage so you really don’t have an excuse to ignore a text from hawks if he sends one.

Well you’re a grown woman, face your “mistakes” Y/N!

pretty lady

good morning.

maybe it wasn’t a good idea to text hawks on the job- you don’t wanna distract-

bird boy

MORNING Y/N

we’ll nevermind.

pretty lady

so about last night, I’m

sorry for yknow.

bird boy

kissing me?

bird boy

do it again.

bird boy

wait

bird boy

shit how do I unsend messages

you start to giggle, well at least he doesn’t regret it? thought he doesn’t know how to use iMessage.

pretty lady

haha. It okay keep it there

bird boy

yes ma’am

bird boy

I’m abt to be in some meeting. ttyl?

pretty lady

what?

bird boy

ttyl?

bird boy

sorry forgot you were a fossil

not funny, not even Fumikage calls you a fossil.

Aside from spending more time with Fumikage, your day has been quite boring.

and technically you haven’t been spending time with Fumikage because he’s been asleep the whole time.

Your heart aches with worry, Fumikage never really told you about the events yesterday- just that shadow took control.

You didn’t watch too much either, nor call U.A. Because you could already tell the media was ripping them apart just from looking at your timeline.

you know deep down that Fumikage will return to U.A. no matter how worried or how much you hate it. It is his dream school, he worked hard to get in.

You feel as if there’s something deeper affecting Fumikage- deep down in your bones.

And yeah maybe you’re slightly worried for the boy who was kidnapped.

Yeah, no way U.A. is surviving this.

But all you could really do now is focus on Fumikage and his feelings.

the following days were calm, hawks texted you at night mostly about random things or just his small thoughts.

One time he’s asked you if the moon were a rock or planet, he said he got in an argument with Mirko about it.

sadly he didn’t win it.

Fumikage was lounging on the couch, he would be out training but you begged him to rest.

even better news is that the boy who got kidnapped was found, saw the whole thing on the news too.

All might fought the big bad, and he won.

You never had the best opinion on All might but it’s also the number one hero so you can hate him too much.

You personally like best jeanist the most but you’d never tell poor hawks that.

Fumikage suddenly jumps when there’s a knock of the door, you pat his head in an attempt to console him then go to answer the door.

Imagine your surprise when you see the former number one and Fumikages homeroom teacher standing there.

All might smiles slightly, “Evening Ms. Tokoyami.”

you send a smile back, “evening, what bring you two here?”

All Might fiddles with a loose stand on his arm sling, “we came to discuss a matter with you, about Fumikage.”

“Please, come in then.” You open the door more to allow them into your home.

Fumikage perks up at seeing his teacher, “Mr. Aizawa?”

It was weird to see his homeroom teacher look so…clean?

All might and Aizawa sit on the couch infront of you a Fumikage.

“So, what is it that you need to speak about?” You say calmly.

Aizawa speaks up first, explaining on how they wanted to put the hero course students into dorms as some type of better protection.

it made your blood boil.

“So, will you allow Fumikage to-“

“No, I will not.” You reply curtly.

You can hear All Might whisper a small, “well that’s a first.” to Aizawa.

The silence is akward to say the least.

Alll scratches the back of his head, “is there a specific reason?”

“Would you like me to say it allowed, or put it in an email.”

“Preferably aloud?”

You breathe in deeply, “I don’t even know if I want my son in your school anymore. You’ve destroyed all my trust in this school- and if you think your protecting the students then your just plan wrong because the villains have infiltrated the school not once, but twice. Honestly I can’t even comprehend other parents agreeing to this.”

Fumikage messes with his hands anxiously, slightly embarrassed.

“Ma’am, we understand-“

You cut him off, “I seriously doubt that you under my perspective, you’re not a woman nor are you a parent- let only a parent on your own.”

Again the room falls into a tense silence.

until Fumikage speaks up, quietly.

“I think I would enjoy the dorms…”

You look over to Fumikage, surprise evident on your face.

Fumikage doesn’t look at you, “and I like U.A. too- all my friends are there.”

“Alright, then you can go.” You stay with a small smile directed at Fumikage.

“W-what? But you said-“

You grab Fumikages hand softly, “I can’t control what you want or what you do Fumikage. I’m not gonna force you stay here, you are your own person Fumi.”

All might sighs in relief, until you start talking again.

“But I’m not gonna retract anything I said, your school sucks in my opinion.” You sigh.

All might chuckles, “understood.”

You stand up and open the door for them, signifying that you wouldn’t really like them there anymore.

“Have a good rest of your day, Ms. Tokoyami.” Aizawa says as they leave.

When you shut the door you could almost hear all might a Aizawa sighing, almost like they just encountered a near death experience.

Maybe you could’ve been slightly kinder?

No, no, they deserved it.

Suddenly your phone dings with a text, from hawks more specifically.

bird boy

could I come over?

pretty lady

sure, something wrong?

He never replied though, hawks doesn’t actually ever ask to come over though.

Fumikage and hawks seems to be on alright terms as well, you noticed they both got the same drink when hawks dropped him off.

maybe they’re bonding?

Fumikage starts to tug at your shirt, something he never grew out of, holding his phone to you.

It was open to a text thread, someone named shoji.

“Can I go hang out with him?”

You hum, “yes- but come home early, you know I worry more cause of these villains.”

Fumikage pecks your cheek then runs out the house quickly.

well he’s sure excited to hang out with someone.

About ten minutes after you hear hawks knocking at your door, and when you open he looks…tired? exhausted?

“Hey mama bird.” His voice calls tiredly.

You usher him in and close the door, “everything okay?”

Hawks melts into the couch with sigh, “yeah, just a rough day- where’s Fumikage?”

You sit next to him, “He went out with a friend, did you wanna see him?”

“Nah, better he isn’t.” He chuckles softly.

Should you be worried about that?

You rest your head onto the back of the couch, looking at hawks.

“Why’s that?”

“cause I wanted to see just you.” He closes his eyes, he look tireder by the minute.

You giggle, “You can’t see me, your eyes are closed.”

“Close enough.”

You admire hawks features softly, you notice small bumps and nicks in his skin which are always edited out in the magazine.

Your eyes linger on the small marks near his eyes, you’ve always wondered if it were makeup.

So you check.

Your thumb runs over the marks, making hawks eyes squint softly before opening them.

“What’re you doing?”, He says with a mischievous manner.

“Just checking if they’re real.”

“Did I disappoint?”

you smile fondly, “no, never.”

Hawks analyzes every detail your face holds, every mark.

His smile fades, his eyes look heavy.

He grabs your wrist softly, moving them away from his face.

He looks at you as if you hung the stars.

He leans in, you can feel his breath ghost over your lips.

He hands ,which were ungloved prior, intertwine with your as he leans in.

His lips capture your own, his slightly chapped most likely due to always being in the sky.

He leans in farther, like he needs your kiss to breath, to live.

He needs the comfort of your lips to feel better, he needs to remember the taste, the feel, the smell of you.

The way your lips perfectly mold together like clay.

He feels like he’s flying, no cares in the world expect for you.

Hawks can feel your warm hands slip near his torso, his stomach flutters with butterflies.

You hold onto him, lovingly.

hawks places his free hand into your hair, pushing you closer to his lips.

You can hear a small coo coming from hawks, wonder if he chirps.

He loves the sensation, the feeling you give him.

He wants to stay in your warmth forever, he doesn’t wanna go back to the HPSC, he doesn’t want to do this new mission,

He doesn’t want to sneak into the league.

he just wants you.

Hawks hold you closer, like you’ll disappear until you have to come up for air.

The two of you breathe heavily, slowly coming back down from your little kissing high.

“date me.” He says breathlessly.

You cup his face with your hand, “y-

“What the fuck.”

You and hawks looks towards to door quickly.

“is that the number three hero..?”

only to find your poor son Fumikage and another boy.

mortifying is the only way to describe this situation.

Fumikage turns around to the boy, covering his eyes in what seems to be disappoint.

In return, hawks covers his eyes and retreats into you, covering himself with his wings.

You start laughing, so hard that you can feel your very own six pack growing in.

The boy, which you assume is shoji, starts laughing with you, “hey Fumikage, I didn’t know your stepdad was the number three.”

You laugh even harder, while hawks and Fumikage retreat further.

Later, when the embarrassment and laughter cleared, the four of you sat down at the dining table.

“I didn’t think you’d come home so early Fumi?”

shoji looks at Fumikage, “Fumi?”

“Well mother. I had to come back because I forgot my wallet- I did t know I’d come back and see some…some- some harlot sucking face with my mom!” Fumikages voice grows in pitch with each word.

Hawks gasps, “h-harlot?! And it wasn’t sucking face we didn’t even use tongue!”

Suddenly the table erupts as you sit back and watch.

“Disgusting- you’re illiterate and you can’t keep your hands off my mother!”

“I thought we were bonding Fumikage- remember when you gave me that drink?”

Fumikage shrieks, “I SHOULD’VE LET YOU DIE OF DEHYDRATION.”

“I wasn’t even on the brink of dehydration?!” Hawks says confused.

The small spat continues as you look over towards shoji with an apologetic face.

It was the first time this kid met you and he saw you on a quite personal time…

Shoji throws you a small thumbs up, great kid already.

You can almost hear Fumikage start cawing at hawks.

You try to break up the fight, “Alright— calm down…”

Fumikage sits down and crosses his arms as hawks deflates back into the chair.

“Fumikage..I apologize for kissing on the couch…I’ll take it to my room next time.”

Fumikage squawks, “mom!”

You can see hawks ears go red, his wings puffing.

Fumikage points at him accusatorially, “I know what you’re thinking you…you- you womanizer!”

Hawks gasps dramatically, “I-I’m no womanizer- I happen to like your momma!”

“Point at him too dark shadow!” Dark shadow comes out chanting “womanizer” while pointing at hawks.

Shoji decides to join in as-well…and maybe you too.

hawks sighs in defeat, Fumikage cheers victoriously with shadow.

You expect him to start jumping up and down with shadow as well.

“Shoji- remove the criminal from my home!”

Shoji chuckles, “not doing that..”

You stand up and lead hawks out of the house, you can hear Fumikage and Shoji laughing.

Hawks sits down on the stairs, you sit with.

Hawks sighs, “Not a womanizer.”

You giggle softly, patting his head.

Hawks stays quiet for a minutes wu til speaking up, “so, what’s your answer?”

“To what?”

His ears turn pink, “…d-dating me.”

“I’m surprised that’s even a question.”

“Is that a yes?”

You nod softly, smiling at hawks.

Hawks smiles with you, “can I kiss you again?”

“I’m afraid you won’t be able to stop.”

Hawks wraps his arms around you, “maybe, is that such a problem?”

“Maybe?”

Hawks leans in to kiss you softly, but you pull away.

“Why were you so upset when you came over?” You say while starting to rub soft circles on his hips.

“Not upset anymore.”

You sigh, “You don’t wanna tell me?”

“It’s not that…I just can’t tell you.” Hawks rests his head on your shoulder.

“Jus’ stressed out.”

You crane your head to kiss his temple, “would you like to spend the night?”

Hawks lets out a small laugh, “Fumikage wouldn’t like that.”

“He’ll get over it.” You push away from hawks slowly.

He laughs and follows you in the house, you point towards your bedroom then leave hawks to see Fumikage.

Hawks wanders into your room, it’s nice he thinks.

He removes most of his hero clothes until he realizes he doesn’t have another pair.

You won’t mind if he stole some of your wardrobe, right?

After done telling Fumikage goodnight, who was about to leave to walk Shoji home, you walk into your room to find hawks in your clothes.

how cute?

You make your way to the bed, welcoming its new found comfort.

Hawks seems to be sleeping until he snuggles into your neck, wrapping his arms and wings around you.

Looks like you won’t need a blanket at least?

hawks tries to sleep quickly, big day tomorrow.

infiltrating and gathering information on the league.

he hopes to god you don’t get hurt somehow.

would you be mad at what he’s doing? Or would you clean the blood of his hands.

would you spit on his face or kiss him until he couldn’t breath.

he’s scared for the answer.

Yet he continues to fall farther into you.

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[cyncerity]

Just finished your new storeshifter au and, if I may add to the angst train, how long did it take for Sapnap to eat in the same place as his partners?

I'd assume he would have some trauma surrounding eating/chewing/swallowing near people after everything that happened with Bad and I would bet that sudden change in behavior would be extremely worrying to Karl and Quackity

ANON YOURE A GENIUS

yes absolutely, it takes a long while for Sapnap to get used to eating around people again after the Bad incident. Hell, he’d probably have a hard time eating. I think he’d play it off to Karl and Quackity as just wanting to eat by himself but then he’d go off and just…not eat.

also i can imagine this happening in the middle period between the fiancés leaving after the Bad incident and them finding the store, so they’re just traversing through the dangerous woods. Yknow, probably the least favorable place to be starving yourself given that you need energy to walk and fight off threats.

(tw for a little talk of fatal vore and digestion here, nothing canon just intrusive thoughts)

I can imagine that Sapnap has a hard time with swallowing anything for a while. He won’t drink anything warm cause it reminds him of his dad’s body heat when he swallowed him. He won’t chew anything because all of a sudden he’s back to the forest in that fight with that bird and it’s his dad that’s getting crunched in his teeth. God forbid he try eating any sort of animal; the first time he tried to eat meat after the incident it wasn’t fully cooked and the blood in his mouth sent him into the worst panic attack of his life.

Worse yet, when he does have a full stomach, the sounds of him digesting his food make him want to sob. Countless times after the incident he had tried to force himself to eat. After all, he was the only one of his trio who could fight, he had to get over himself and stay strong for them. But every time, he’d dream of a scenario where he hadn’t been lucid enough to let his dad out, where he had died within him, and they only sounds he’d woken up to were the gurgles of his own stomach and he couldn’t handle that.

He survives solely on water for as long as a living being can. Karl and Quackity notice him getting weaker, but he pushes off every attempt they make to comfort him. He doesn’t deserve to be comforted. He’s a monster.

Eventually he passes out and Quackity and Karl give him a very stern talking to, and he’s no longer allowed to wander off while they eat cause they want to make sure he’s eating too.

He has a breakdown when they make soup one night because now that he’s with them, instead of it being just his dad, it’s his boyfriends, too. He can almost feel them struggling and screaming, and the warm, full feeling in his stomach when he swallows only makes it worse. He won’t tell them why he can’t eat. They can’t figure it out, but eventually they find things he’ll eat by ruling out what he won’t. Nothing crunchy, nothing warm, no meat. Karl and Quackity begin to stock up on any berries they find, honey when they can come across it, and whatever roots they can easily grind into a smoothie-like mixture just to keep something in his stomach.

It takes a while for him to get over himself, and he probably still can’t properly eat some things, and he regresses a ton when he eats one of his fiancés for the first time (still trying to figure out how that happens but i’ll write it eventually), but after a while of Q and Karl being ok with it and getting more comfortable, he starts to feel better about himself.

[itspkuwu]

💛🌼Daisy Appreciation Post🌼💛

Alright. I’ve had it.

Now, it’s not Bowser x Luigi that’s the problem for me. Even tho I don’t ship it at all. Its the fact that ever since that so call paring exploded on to the internet, Daisy has pretty much been kicked to the curb and even hated by some people. And I won’t have it. I simply will NOT have it! 😤

People say that Princess Peach turned into a complete girl boss in the Mario movie and really enjoyed it. Well, that EXACTLY how Daisy is in the games! We’re basically just seeing Daisy’s personality within a different princess.

I know she’s only in the competition games and not really games with a story line (besides for her debut game of course) But I think that was done to get the point across that Daisy is an absolute tomboy who won’t let anybody put her down. Although I would LOVE to see her in a storyline game. MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO. And with the other princesses, she DOES have a purpose. Think of it like the human body. Peach is the heart Rosalina is the brain And Daisy is the muscle.

And speaking of Peach, in the games, Daisy is clearly better at running her kingdom since Bowser hardly ever attacks there. That, or Bowser is just into blonde girls. Now, I’m not hating on any Bowser x Luigi fans. However, this is specifically a post not just to support Daisy, But also for Luigi x Daisy shippers… so uh…

Also notice how Luigi and Daisy are a little more touchy feely while Peach seems to be kinda resistant towards Mario?

Y’know. Just saying. Here’s more proof of them being a cute couple, but in video form. (not mine)

Again, this isn’t a hate post. I’m just gushing over a ship a like. Bowser x Luigi fans have a right to gush, and me, a Daisy x Luigi fan, also have that right.

And in case you’re wondering, the reason I don’t ship Bowser and Luigi is because of the moments they have WITH context.

When the trailer dropped, we had little to no context about what was going on.

But when the movie released and showed us what was actually happening… Bowser is clearly only doing the mustache twirl thing to intimidate Luigi.

Not to mention that Bowser attempts to sacrifice Luigi in Peach’s honor.

And uh… I don’t remember Bowser writing a tear jerker piano piece dedicated to the green plumber.

It’s all about the context people.

Conclusion: Princess Daisy doesn’t suck. Luigi x Daisy still has potential. And Daisy hate is very unnecessary to me. If you love Daisy too, share this post! 💛🌼 Also, she’s in smash.

SMASH ISN’T JUST FOR ANYBODY YKNOW. EVEN IF THEY’RE AN EHCO.

I mean, unless you’re Piranha Plant, but that’s another story :/

[cloudninetonine]

I just had the foulest idea for angst,

OKAY THIS IS LIKE JUST A LIL I WANNA EXPLAIN OR WRITE IT FOWN BEFORE I FORGET

Like imagine something wrong and blah blah blah chain have to go to some ceremony and stuff, so listen there’s like a pillar to hang up prayers , let’s just say legend was gonna have to make a speech for the sake of this, of course guide had to stay back because were kinda unrelated to what’s happening but them realising somethings wrong and coming running, something evil planned by the guards or some higher ups or whatever, and guides sprinting as fast as their legs can (I figured. We’re in bad shape Bcs of the way you write guide) they make it to the entrance and beg to be let in saying it’s an emergency, guard refusing and stuff, guide figuring out the guards in on it and calling him out, the guard gets provoked and attacks guide with a weapon of whatever, let’s say a bat of some sort, guide begs through tears and allat, some rich dude vouches for guide to be let in, the guard agrees when guide says they’ll take the blame and say they snuck in so he won’t get in trouble as bargain ,they let guide in, guide rushes Down , the pillars supports crack! (Its a metal pillar btw, it was planted by some evil Ppl IDK) cue ppl staring dumbfoundedly at guide being a mess, swollen cheek from being hit with something dull, bleeding nose , scratches from hitting the Ground , blood running Down their forehead , they leap at Legend and harshly shove him out of the Way, his face morphs into confusion and horror, (bcs one, why are you all beat up, 2 what are you doing??) hes harshly shoved out the Way yknow yknow?!?!? Guide sighs in relief, though that reliefs short lived as the metal pillar falls onto Them with a sickening crack, blood splattering from under the metal, a pause as the horror sets in, blood slowly seeping out from beneath the metal as ivory stains the previously pristine White floors , cue hyrule screaming :3 , i feel like they would all be horrified , who wouldnt seeing their friend get crushed under a ton of metal? Steel? Whatever , okay i had to ramble, phew might make a fic about this

RAAAA

BOO THIS IS FUCKING DJQJFJJSD 😭😭😭 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? /lh

IMAGINE THE HORROR ON EVERYONES FACE AT THE GUTS AMD GORE SPREAD ALL OVER THE AREA I KNOW THESE MEN WORLDS ARE COLLAPSING

[gaysonlyocean]

my friend told me about the shit going down in rat hq but she won’t elaborate please, I left after tmc ended and the server died I need to know what the heck happened

yeah ofc!!

do not harass anyone involved if you work out who they are i cant believe i have to say this

so after all of that it was repurposed to a general server cause yknow a lot of people made friends and wanted to reclaim the things they had made

this was fine until a couple months ago where a small ground of people who shall remain unnamed to stop drama started causing issues

at first it was a few uncomfortable comments that felt like glorifying and romanticising self harm that got swept under the rug but then the person doing that added a friend to the server who started making really sexual jokes and upsetting a lot of people

this friend was banned and the person who added them was kicked

a few days later one person in this group made a big post in general and as i said at the time they did have legitimate problems to talk about with how something they did when tmc was a thing a year ago went uncredited but they did it in a really hostile and awful way by straight up accusing people of theft and racism

a few people attempted to damage control going "hey this is a legitimate grievance and we understand but you cant go about it like this" but this was treated like it was a attack on them

someone else then joined their side about how the other person was kicked saying it was because we were switching up on them instead of the reality of making everyone uncomfortable

these two people were then banned and a couple of their friends left too, apparently they made a few bitter posts on tumblr but idk

since then everythings been great though, its still active and were all still having fun! its just a weird incident that happened a bit ago

[tastybluesprite]

Training Session

So I finally wrote a fic for them lol. I’ve added Lego Monkie Kid to my fandom list but I haven’t seen anything after the end of season 2 yet so no spoilers pliz haha… anyway, I hope you enjoy!!!

Warnings: This is a tickle fic so if that makes you uncomfortable don’t read. Also this is platonic!

Summery: MK finds out an interesting detail about the all powerful Monkie King

It was another day of training for MK. He and the Monkie King, were going at it in a duel.

“Yknow- bud-” Monkie King said through grunts as he tried blocking his mentees attacks. “You’re- really- getting- better- at this-“

If MK wasn’t so focused on trying not to get taken down for the millionth time, he would’ve glowed with pride at those words. He strived to improve, and to hear the person he looks up to most acknowledge his efforts, really meant a lot to him.

MK made to trip the god mid step as they fought, but the diety wasn’t gonna go down so easily.

Taking notice of this trick move, he dodged it and caught the Monkie Kids arm, pulling him down so he landed on his back with a loud “oof.”

“Euughh… that didn’t work out too well…” MK muttered sheepishly. Sun Wukong grinned endearingly at the kid. “Sorry bud! I was just too fast.” He grinned down at him.

“Can we try again? I know I can take you down!” MK insisted energetically.

Monkie King rolled his eyes light heartedly at his relentlessness, but he obliged nonetheless.

Back at it again, they swung, kicked, dodged…

At one point, MK missed his aim and ended up grazing his fingers against his teachers side. He didn’t expect the small, just barely audible squeak that escaped from the Monkie Kings mouth, as he jumped back instinctively.

MK had a momentary shocked look on his face, which slowly turned into a smirk that could rival the trickster deity.

“You’re ticklish? Since when!?” The student demanded, amusement filling his voice.

“N-no I’m not!” Monkie King exclaimed in defense. However MK couldn’t help but noticed how quick the reply was, as well as how slightly higher pitched his voice became.

“If that’s the case you won’t mind me doing this then?”

“B-bud what are you- NO!” He suddenly yelped out as MK tackled/shoved him with newfound motivated strength. He then wished he got away when he had the chance.

MK began poking up and down his teachers side and The Monkie King sealed his lips tight to keep the giggles down as he struggled against the kids grip.

MK then began digging in more forcefully and Monkie King had no choice but to give in.

“W-wahahait!!!” He burst out through his newly released giggles.

Monkie Kid beamed. It’s not like he never heard Sun Wukongs laugh before, as the god did it plenty. But not like this. It was more uncontrollable, carefree, and even a little childish (but in a good way).

“What happened to not being ticklish then? Your laughing doesn’t sound like ‘not ticklish.’” MK teased, now going further up to his ribs. Monkie King let out a squeal and was sent into belly laughter as his struggling intensified.

MK noticed that when he went to his ribs, the god had tightly jammed his arms to his side.

This inspired a realization.

He then tried pushing farther up, forcing his hands through, until…

“NAHAHA WAHAHAHIHIT!!!” The god absolutely exploded with cackles, kicking his legs wildly as he failed at trying to pull away desperately.

“Ahah! Found a weak spot!” MK declared, honing in on his underarms.

Monkie King was nothing but a puddle of laughter and squeals. He realized that he would not be able to pull MKs arms away, nor that he’d be able to make him stop due to how weakened he was. As much as his dignity protested, he had no choice but to surrender as he lay limp.

I mean, it’s not like the tickling would kill him (he can never die after all!) but the sensations were really getting to him. He wasn’t able to take it anymore. The tingly sensations were just torture!”

“YOHOHOU WIHIHIN STOHOHOHOPPP!!!”

MK, seeing he was being serious, figured he probably should.

He stopped tickling and got off the Monkie King. It took a moment for him to recover and stand up.

“Lohooks like I finally got to take you down!” MK exclaimed.

“Yeah yeah don’t get too cocky about it…” Monkie King said, still slightly flushed.

“Why not? I said I’d take out down and I did! It’s not my fault you’re ticklish…”

Monkie King snapped. “Ok then. What about you my dear mentee… would you so happen to be ticklish as well?”

The rest of the training time was now full of MKs laughter. Let’s just say he learned his lesson.

[chainera]

Possible Script For “What Happens When The Earth Collides With The Sun?” (Aka Earth Alone P3) And Onwards

WARNING: SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND A PANIC ATTACK! Proceed with caution.

Earth stares at the sun’s bright surface as if he was in a trance. He’s in Mercury’s orbit now, and he slowly edges closer, his oceans slowly boiling and the continents on his surface burning up. 

—

Moon: “Where is he—

Mercury - notices a blue dot near the sun: “Wait, is that him?!”

Moon: “WHAT?! What is he doing there—,” the Moon’s eyes widen as he realizes what’s happening. “Oh crap, oh crap— Earth, NO—!!”

The moon speeds towards the Earth, Mercury following easily, as he’s the fastest planet.

Mercury: “Gah— Moon, what’s happening?!”

Moon: “Earth— he’s gonna— he wants to collide with the Sun! He wants to—“

Tears drip down the Moon’s panicked face, and Mercury jolts in horror, realizing the implications. The two of them begin to run at max speed, but it’s no use. The Earth is too far away.

Then, a red dot joins the blue one. 

Earth is moving closer and closer. He’s quite slow, as there was some part of him begging him not to do it, but the majority just wanted it to all end. The miserable voices in his head far drowned out the reasonable ones, yelling that he brought nothing but pain, that it would be better if he just wasn’t there in the first place.

—

Venus, talking out loud to himself: “Hm, where’s that pipsqueak, usually I would’ve passed by him by now…”

Then Venus looks up and sees a burning Earth, dangerously close to the Sun.

Venus: “What the—

Venus flies in front of the Earth, blocking him  before he can go into the Sun. The back surface of Venus burns up a bit, and he grunts, but ignores it.

Venus: “Earth, what the hell are you doing here?! You’re- you’re literally burning up!”

Earth: “Wha- so are you! Just- just move out of the way!” 

Venus, incredulous: “Earth, if I let you do collide into the Sun, you’ll die. I thought you had common sense!”

Earth, defensive: “Why do you care? You’re not my friend anymore!”

Venus: “It’s called having decency, which you clearly lack! If you do whatever you’re doing, you can say goodbye to your life and the life that’s on you!”

Earth, snapping: “I. DON’T. CARE! You out of all the others should know this! None of you deserve me, alright! All I’ve done is take and take a-and hurt you all and it would just be better if I just died—,”

The Earth breaks down, sobbing. Venus stares at him in shock and horror.

The Moon and Mercury return, out of breath from the running.

Venus: “What… Mercury, Earth’s moon, what. Just. Happened.”

Moon: “I— I don’t know… thank  the universe that you saw him in time. Hey— hey Earth…”

Earth sighs quietly, eyes dull and filled to the brim with tears: “…”

Moon, gently: “How— how back we step back from the Sun, alright?”

Earth looks up emptily: “…”

The moon flies back, and Earth reluctantly follows. The other planets do as well.

Moon: “Listen, Earth, everyone makes mistakes, yknow? Just because you made a few bad decisions doesn’t mean we want you gone. The solar system would never be the same if you were.”

Earth: “…stop lying.”

Venus: “He’s telling the truth, yknow.”

Earth: “…”

Mercury: “I… I’m gonna go get Mars. Maybe he can do something.”

Mercury leaves.

—

Mars: “…Y’know what I think you need? I think you need a talk with Jupiter.”

Mercury: “But won’t that affect the Earthlings?”

Moon, squinting at Earth’s surface:“Somehow they’re still alive. I’m pretty sure they can handle this. Besides, Earth needs this.”

Earth: “…whatever. I don’t care anymore.”

Venus: “That’s um… alright.”

Mars eyes the asteroid belt and shivers, but sighs: “I’ll accompany you through…”

Mars, under his breath: “Hopefully we don’t encounter Ceres there.”

Moon: “I’ll come with!”

The three of them head in.

Mercury: “You think they’ll be fine?”

Venus: “…hopefully.”

—

Mars, the Earth, and the Moon are in the asteroid belt. Awkward silence fills the air, but then the Moon suddenly stops as he remembers something.

Moon: “Crap— I forgot about Ganymede and—,”

Mars: “What’s Jupiter’s moons got to do with this?”

Moon: “I—“

*The Moon looks at Earth’s depressed eyes, before sighing.*

Moon: “We’ll talk about this later. I don’t think they’ll try anything anyway.”

—

Io, coughs: “HOLY— I see Earth guys!”

Ganymede: “Earth! Let’s jump em!”

Phobos and Deimos: “YEAH!!”

Europa: “Not so fast. Mars and… Earth’s moon is with him as well. It’s too risky.”

Ganymede, hissing: “Traitor.”

Titan: “Hey… it might just be me, but there’s… something off about Earth. He looks… really depressed.”

Callisto: “…yeah, you’re right.”

Ganymede: “Hey, get your head in the game! Just because Earth’s a little sad doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve what we’re gonna do to him.”

Titan: “…yeah… you’re right. Since we can’t stop them now, Earth’s moon is probably gonna tell one of the gas giants. We should come up with a new strategy…”

—

The Earth, Mars, and the Moon pass the asteroid belt without any incident. They meet Jupiter, who notices them.

Jupiter: “Oh hey guys!… huh. Earth… you okay? And why have you crossed the asteroid belt? We could’ve just talked through it.”

Earth: “…”

Mars: “…we need to talk. Long term. Earth… Earth tried to collide into the Sun.”

Jupiter: “…what?”

Moon: “He tried to kill himself.”

Jupiter’s eyes widen in surprise. “Why?”

Earth: “Because— because all I’ve done is caused problems and- and—

Mars: “Hey, sh. Calm down.”

Earth: “…”

Moon: “He… he thinks that we’d be better off without him. Which is wrong, and we’re really worried he might try and- and do it again.”

Jupiter: “…I see. Hey, Earth, you’re not just a burden you know?”

Earth: “Yeah right.”

Jupiter: “If you were just a burden, than why would they try and save you?”

Earth: “…they’re wrong. They- they’ll regret it. If- if I do it than they’ll realize that I’m right.”

Jupiter: “…you know that we love you.”

Earth: “…what?”

Jupiter: “Cmon, it’s so obvious.  Throughout every argument, the moon still stayed with you. Mars laughed with you as you two played cards, there’s fondness in Venus’s voice whenever he calls you a reckless idiot, I’m always open to informing you about things, and even Mercury enjoys your company from time to time…”

A slight blush appears on Earth (OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT, OBVIOUSLY 😭 - wait can planets even blush—) as he looks at Jupiter and then behind himself at Mars and the Moon, who both nod.

Earth: “B-but— I don’t deserve to be loved…”

Jupiter: “Well, then work towards deserving it. Don’t run away, no one will be happy if you do. You can change, Earth. We believe in you.”

Earth: “…this is really sappy, yknow?”

Regardless, a smile slowly appears on Earth’s face.

(The ending was way too wholesome but uh yeah 💃🏻)

[moonfurthetemmie]

I am legally required to inflict more Supernova on everyone

So I’ve played around with them in the Final Girl Finch ending, and implied some stuff about the Delusional ending.

I also said that Fester would be collateral damage and not survive to watch how all this ends, but I’m going to play with Supernova in Red Sky and a liiittle but more in Delusional

So firstly, Delusional

While I didn’t say anything specifically, the fact that Delusion’s got hearts spinning around his head when he sees Slash (exaggeration) isn’t really changing his goals. The only difference is that now he needs to make absolutely sure that Slash is part of the world he’s trying to build. And Byte, probably. He doesn’t know much about her personally but Pluto and Slash care about her a lot so obviously she needs to stay. But he was planning to try to keep her around anyways for Pluto; he just has extra reason to now.

If he tries brainwash any of them though he’s going to have to do all three of them. Because they’re going to be pissed, and they’re too close to try to do one at a time.

Which means…slash. Slash is getting brainwashed.

And unless something catastrophic happens, she won’t even notice.

But this does also mean it’s much more likely that the Horror Squad will “reform” and join Delusion to help him deal with certain people.

On the bright side, she’s gotten over how pissed she is about liking him? So it’s slightly better?? But mainly just for Delusion.

…oh yeah Hunter still died. slash sees him near byte and in .5 seconds he’s bleeding out on the ground. Byte survives at the cost of one (1) Hunter

yknow they might show Gouge their maze. Tiny detail but they’re going to get to hang out with her more, and all four are going to decide they’re going to be besties.

Also Gouge is told the same lie as everyone else about them reforming, but she takes one look at the squad and calls bullshit. Not in front of anyone who might be very alarmed about it, though.

Anyways gouge is part of the squad. She gets to see the maze. She thinks they’re a bunch of morons for how they themed it, but she does very much like the concept. Every once in a while they decide to have a little fun with their targets and throw them in the maze. Gouge is absolutely terrifying because she just. Walks towards you. Summons her brush. Staring you dead in the eyes.

She’s chase you, for sure. But she’s not so enamored with the thrill of the chase as she is your terror. She wants to see the fear in your eyes when she comes for you.

And you even if you don’t know what she’s actually like, something in the way she’s looking at you tells you that you won’t get the mercy of a swift death.

Sorry I didn’t mean to go off on a Gouge rant. Continuing on to Red Sky Supernova

Fester avoids being collateral damage and manages to recruit the Horror Squad to help them “confront” Delusion. They say something about knocking him down a peg and they are all pretty sure they’ve got something worse in mind than what they’re implying, but they don’t know yet that this 15-year-old is ACTUALLY possessed. They think they’ve just got some funky magic or something. They could keep them in line if they tried to go too far.

Slash thinks she can use this to get Delusion to agree to HER way of making things work. But also they all DO want to knock him down a peg, and Fester’s plan is oddly clever for someone their age.

TL;DR: they cannot keep the demon in line. Delusion and Pluto die. Fester takes over the whole universe and begins their plans to expand.

If Slash doesn’t immediately get herself killed by attacking Fester in a fit of fury, it’s just a matter of time. He had no idea any of them cared about Delusion.

There were some thoughts about Delusion and Pluto being stuck there as ghosts at one point. If they are, Pluto absolutely tells Delusion everything and swears they had no idea Fester was actually going to kill him.

Delusion fortunately believes him. They follow Byte and Slash around and try to get their attention. Slash do NOT GET YOURSELF KILLED

If Slash gets herself killed right away shes DEFINITELY sticking around as a ghost and making Fester’s life as miserable as she can.

On the bright side, she can (maybe) talk to Pluto and Delusion.

On the down side, byte’s all alone. And oh she’s furious. Ohh she’s furious.

50/50 chance she manages to banish him back to hell or just also gets herself killed.

Buuut if she does get killed they’ll at least all be able to cause Fester problems together

like there’s no Good answers here but oh boy are there tasty angst answers

Slash dying and having to face Delusion after she and her friends just got him killed. Oh she’s gonna be so fucked up. This isn’t what she wanted. God, this isn’t what she wanted.

I don’t know if Delusion would be more upset at her if she survives or dies. But I think, while he and Slash have had a history of absolutely despising each other, I don’t think he could take the idea of Pluto wanting to hurt him seriously. Other people, yeah, but not him. So. Slash has that immunity. Because Pluto sure as hell wouldn’t agree to killing him, and if Pluto wasn’t coming, the other two wouldn’t either.

He could 100% believe it if Fester told them they could keep Pluto from dying when they kill Delusion. But Pluto still wouldn’t agree to that. He has trouble imagining Slash would, but it’s much more plausible than Pluto.

but…soft ghosts? Delusion trying to tell her he forgives her as she breaks down over getting two of the three people she loves killed. Slash refusing to let either of them get near Fester, even though they’re dead, because if Fester’s a demon who knows what they could do to ghosts?

pluto and delusion taking turn third wheeling because they’re both very very important to her, just in slightly different ways, and sometimes she and Pluto are being too chaotic for Delusion or Delusion is being sappy with her and Pluto pretends to gag.

Gouge is so confused when she sees them. Mainly the fact that Delusion and Slash are genuinely just chilling with each other. Hardly any animosity. Absolutely not what she would’ve expected.

All the ghosts follow the remaining Horror Squad member(s) around tho. Trying to keep most of the demons at bay, though they can’t do much but look and act threatening.

[guzmabuglord]

Yo!!! I heard you like bug types!! I was thinking about finding a bug type to adopt and raise, as I think it'd be a good experience!

Got any advice for care tips or suggestions in general? Sorry if that's not your kinda jam, I'm just nervous asking anybody else and you seem cool so!!

i fuckin LOVE bug types. I’m THE bug type guy. happy to help— you’re gonna love em too, trust me.

I ain’t no professor— all of my shit’s just off personal experience. just what worked for my guys, yknow? So fit any of this to whatever your bugs prefer. Anythin your pokemon are sayin outweighs whatever another trainer or a manual says. That goes for any pokemon, course. Cut it so you don’t feel too bombarded.

Bug types grow FAST, first of all. Most of them do anyway. Some of em evolve late, but most evolve pretty quick— and even if they don’t, they’ll eat like they’re evolvin any day now. Stock up on food for em, you’ll need it, and always be sure to have extra. they can get into a lil trouble if they’re hungry, and ya don’t wanna be runnin out to the nearest Pokemart at 3 in the mornin. Well, you’ll do that anyway. but ya wanna minimize the amount of times, yeah?

Try not to touch antennae. They’re hella sensitive on most any bug that’s got em, and it can send em into a panic if they ain’t prepared. if they really trust ya, they’ll extend them out to ya, or bump their head into you lightly. Still wouldn’t advise touchin em even if they do. Depends on the pokemon, though— my Golisopod’s cool with me doin it, but that’s also cuz we’ve been pals for so long. Other guys will let you pet their antennae after just a lil while. Some other guys won’t ever want you touchin em at all. Depends. Just read their body language and you’ll be alright.

Careful bout toxins and shit even if they ain’t a bug-poison type. Lotta bugs still have poison filled claws or stingers even if it ain’t their typing. If they’re usin them, they’re prolly more scared of you than you’re scared of em. They won’t attack less you’re doin something real wrong though.

Make sure your flying, rock, and fire types are kept at a safe distance at first, too. They needa be gradually introduced. Attacks from them, even if it’s during playin or roughhousin, can really fuck up a bug type. Just exercise proper caution, yknow?

It’s a real fun experience. Keep me updated on whateved bug type ya get 💯💯

[nsfwitchy2]

Hi Witchy!

About the girlwithdogs channel: as channels grow it's inevitable that the creator behind it becomes less realistic. Sucks for groomers to give the public false expectations but it's kind of inevitable. Lots of channels start out as little niche passion projects and then . . . I could write a whole ass paper about the Youtuber phenomenon, but I just submitted my own paper and have zero interest in writing for another three months. And honestly, probably somebody else already has written about it better than I can.

You said you didn't want to go off because you're at work, but can you tell us more about grooming cats when you can? I love how little work having my boy is but now you're saying I should shave him? Like, his fur????

Thanks and love xx

Ps. More Adam, please!!!

I mean yeah that makes sense, and like I said I haven’t seen her newer stuff and I probably won’t lol - but it seemed like I would be doing the grooming community kind of a disservice if I didn’t mention the general opinion of her that I’ve seen, yknow? I think a lot of YouTubers become less realistic as their channels grow, it happens all the time.

But yeah it does suck, especially because, tbh, the average US citizen at the very least knows like…. NOTHING about pet grooming? Like, if I asked the average person they would say it’s where you give pets a hair cut, but most people don’t… know anything past that, and often times don’t even factor in what that means.

Your question for example, which I am using to segway here and I don’t mean this in any shameful way. But I have like… never advocated to have anybody shave their cat unless it was medically necessary. Ever. Because unless it is medically necessary - DO N O T SHAVE YOUR FUCKING CAT!!!! Your cats fur is necessary for protecting their skin, regulating their temperature, and for sensory input. There is also a VERY solid chance it will not grow back, or it won’t grow back correctly and may leave bald patches. I have only ever advocated for shaving cats who medically needed to be shaved - such as the cat who bit me, who is highly aggressive when being brushed. Which basically means his owners cannot brush him or he will attack them. Long haired cats specifically N E E D to be brushed, or their fur will mat and this can become painful and dangerous.

Now I will say - there are people who get cats shaved for reasons that aren’t medically necessary. We usually try to educate them on why that’s bad, but at the end of the day they are paying for a service so we still have to do it if they want us to. It usually isn’t fun though, for us or the cat. They don’t really like being shaved.

What you CAN do with your cat though, and what I personally suggest you do, is regularly brush and bathe them. Or get them bathed lol, we have equipment you guys don’t lol.

Brushing your cat keeps them from getting matted - which like I said, is painful and can be dangerous. Matting is when the fur knots together in clumps, and overtime it can eventually grow into one big clump - called pelting. Matted and pelted fur is VERY tight and pulls on the animals skin, which causes irritation. It basically makes them super hot, super itchy, and super dirty because it traps dirt and dander and makes it hard for them to regulate their body temperature. This can cause things like mat rash - which can become inflamed and infected. Mats CAN be brushed out before they become too bad, but once they do it is only recommended to remove them through shaving and never cutting. This process is fairly dangerous since the closer the mats are to the skin, the closer the cut - and since matted and pelted animals are usually pretty uncomfortable, they can be pretty irritable and restless and even aggressive. To be honest - while long haired cats specifically NEED to be brushed, you should also brush short haired cats as well because they can become impacted if you don’t. You mentioned Adam so I’ll use him as my example here XD

Adam sheds like crazy. Like…. Adam sheds an ABSURD amount of hair. However he does not need regular brushing because he is regularly maintained through Beatle grooming him, his own grooming, and our regular petting and snuggling. However if I were ever to pet Adam and start noticing lumps and clumps in his fur, that would signal to me that I need to start brushing him - because his shedded fur isn’t being removed as efficiently as it was before and is starting to clump and become impacted. Which can also, you guessed it, lead to matting!!

Bathing your cat just keeps them clean and soft!! Contrary to popular belief, cats do not bathe themselves - they just brush themselves to some degree. Bathing cats can help with dandruff, dry skin and skin irritation. It’s also necessary for hairless cats to remove excess body oils, as well as older cats or long haired cats who may not be able to clean themselves thoroughly with their tongue. I have seen some NASTY cats, let me say, who definitely needed a good bath.

There is also a high chance that if you DO take your cat to a pet groomer, they will cut their nails. I do wanna say now that this is fine - we do this for our safety and it does not hurt the cat in any way. I clip Beatles nails because he likes to rip up the walls and door frames.

Mmmm aside from that I guess the only thing I can think of to talk about is nail caps lmao. They’re not great - don’t use them. It’s like putting acrylics on a cat, the glue erodes and damages their nails after a while. They also can’t retract their claws in nail caps either, which can lead to stress - I say that from experience because we got nail caps for Beatle and he got so stressed he began to eat his fur off :/

We offer nail caps at the salon too, but it’s like shaving - all we can do is advocate on the animals behalf, at the end of the day though they’re paying us for a service so we still have to do it.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk I guess and giving me an excuse to flaunt my cat grooming knowledge XD

I won’t lie it really is one of my favorite parts of my job, cat grooming is very fascinating despite the occasional safety hazards - though tbh any job that involves working up close and personal with animals has its dangers so 🤷‍♀️

But yes yes, here is an Adam for you XD

And a bonus Beatle as well!! My snuggly baby boys 💞🥺

[mewintheflesh-2]

Speaking of putting The Fuckers™️ in places they shouldn’t be. I’ve been thinking and developing for like since June on putting the core 4 into Undertale. GB, Mikey, and Nikey all wake up in the first patch of buttercups together, much to Mikey and Nikey’s dismay. But Fuse is nowhere to be seen. Hmmmmmm. They begin to venture through the underground, Toriel being very surprised to find three adults instead of the usual one child. She’s a little standoffish towards them at first but warms up a little to their company. She doesn’t feel the need to guide them through the ruins obviously, since they’re, yknow, adults. This does lead to Mikey and GB almost being impaled through the feet. Nikey stopped them before they could though.

Oh yeah, about their “route”. It’s pacifist obviously, but Nikey at first had to be held back from killing a few (a lot) of monsters just for being “in my way.”.

They exit the ruins and meet sans who is just his usual self, a little bit thrown off by there being, again, three adult men instead of the usual child. Sans is just like. “Timeline fuckery? Maybe.” (Maybe) but they continue with their walk through the forest, eventually meeting Papyrus. Which is just like. Instant besties with everyone except Nikey.

Nikey takes note of his more quote unquote “naive” nature (just according to his observations. He’s just making assumptions.) and attempts to form sort of the same relationship/a relationship akin to Papyrus’ relationship with Flowey, but sans has a little “friendly chat” with him, which leads him to begrudgingly lay his hands off of Papyrus.

(GB and Mikey end up going on the date with Papyrus, but Nikey stays behind them to explore and try to gain any information he can on where he is and how he got there. He ends up getting the wrong number song call and sees a strange figure in the corner of his eye. But when he looks at it directly to see what it is, it’s gone.)

They continue past Snowdin into Waterfall and “meet” Undyne as she tries to hunt them down. She fails, as all three of them are quite experienced in battle and dodging attacks and such. Especially GB.

They end up stopping by Temmie Village, which Nikey promptly has to pry the other two away because they refuse to leave. “The Temmie’s are adorable though! You just don’t know how to have fun.” “Maybe. But what I do know is that you idiots will let us all starve here rather than leave your… weird dogs behind and get on with trying to find a way out of here.”

Nikey ends up taking the reigns on the fight with Undyne, which keeps getting interrupted because GB and Mikey won’t stop running away, which Undyne will NOT let happen, and so she keeps chasing after them until they’re all in battle with her, and then GB and Mikey run away again which Nikey is VERY annoyed by because he want to FIGHT HER GODDAMMIT.

Nikey ends up running after her every time she tries to catch the other two, so he’s behind her when she collapses out from heat exhaustion. GB ends up being the one to pour the water on her because Mikey will not drop his whole “I hate Magma and Aqua” shtick. SPEAKING OF WHICH. This bitch HATES Hotland!!!! He refuses to take off his jacket even when he’s literally about to pass out so GB has to convince him to take it off. It takes like an entire hour. Nikey however willingly does so, draping his coat over his shoulders (see Commander Kamado).

Anyways I’m getting off track. Kind of. ???

They all end up going on the date with Undyne, which Nikey takes the reins on once again, Undyne and him constantly bouncing off of eachother in terms of quips and just general shenanigans.

Nikey ends up softening up a little after befriending Undyne, which the other two don’t hesitate to playfully poke fun at him for. Nikey is frustrated with this and threatens to throw them into Hotlands lava ocean if they don’t be quiet.

When they get to the lab, they see someone familiar emerge from the True Lab with Alphys. Fuse. Interesting. They dont really have time to get Fuse to explain himself to them, as Mettaton is now set off and on their trail. Which. BY THE WAY. GB and Mikey absolutely ADORE. Nikey’s a fan of his antics as well but is very annoyed he keeps interrupting their journey as they try to escape.

Anyways, when Mettaton EX is revealed and that entire battle starts, Mikey takes literally all the reins on it and is just KILLING IT. Literally makes the ratings multiply by 5 by just being there and fucking slaying. Mikey ends up being sad that the battle has to end due to Mettaton, well, yknow, and is very concerned for his robot friend. Alphys reassures him it’s okay and Mettaton can be fixed… maybe. Which is good enough for him

Right after this is right about the time they end up receiving the phone call from Undyne asking them to deliver her confession letter to Alphys. Which they do, and the date is very cute :)

Of course the good feelings don’t last for long in their case, as it comes time for them to venture into Alphys’ true lab. Which surprise surprise! Fuse is there :)

Turns out, he’d been manipulating Alphys to his advantage, so that she would let him experiment on the amalgams for himself. The experiments weren’t just limited to fusions though, oh no, they got much worse. There were a few times Fuse almost got Alphys backed into a corner to let him try to fuse her with another monster just to see if it would work, but she always seemed to escape by the skin of her teeth.

Anyways. Shit happens in the lab. Fuse tries to kill everyone except for him, but he ends up being restrained and stopped before he can execute his plans. GB, Mikey, and Nikey take Fuse off of Alphys’ hands and apologise like a million times for his actions. Alphys insists it’s fine but… yeah no it’s not fine. Girlie needs therapy more than ever.

They end up having to tie Fuse up with a rope and drag him along that way. They also have to put rope around his mouth because he will not. Stop. Saying the weirdest and most creepy shit in the world.

They venture through the core, where Fuse tries to kick all of them into the cores void pit like five times before he gives up. Oughhhhh I’m losing steam >:(

The entire fight with Asriel plays out, and Asriel takes form as his child-self.

Turns out, fuse has been slowly chipping away at the ropes binding him the entire time he was in them. He breaks free.

Fuse ends up attacking Asriel when he’s in his child form, and taking all of the souls, absorbing them into his body. Unfortunately for literally everyone else, this turns him into a god. I’m not sure how the fight for the souls would play out, but just know that they fuck up Fuse’s shit and nearly kill him. Yay!

A few minutes after the barrier is broken, they end up being sent back home, to which everyone is like “Was that a dream I swear it wasn’t. GB and Mikey end up getting on FaceTime and being like “DUDE DO YOU REMEMBER-“ and the other’s like “YEAH HOLY SHIT.”

Nikey waits a few days to confirm it with the other two because he’s not sure if it happened or not, and it’s be rather embarrassing if he just walked up to Mikey like they were acquaintances if literally that entire ordeal didn’t really happen. Luckily for him, it did. This ends up in Mikey and Nikey being on… okay terms for the most part.

Fuse however is just like :)

God I want to incorporate Gaster into this more but immmmmm tired oshaondisjdkssjkssjskn

[obstinaterixatrix]

I’m quarantining this separately because I want to keep personal feelings and reactions separate from the info posts I’m rb’ing, and I’m not looking for input, but man. the destruction of palestine is indefensible (has always been) and it’s so frustrating to see people just fall for (or just perpetuate) propaganda for genocide. and in general, like, iraq? vietnam? warmongering is basically the same cycle of the same bullshit driven by the same motives, profit/power/paranoia. the second you stop engaging in hypotheticals and engage in the facts of the situation, there are no ambiguities or grey areas in mass death.

it’s also frustrating to see people outside of the conflict engage with it by making it about their own feelings to an overwhelming degree. I think grief is natural and compassion needs to be centered, anger is understandable, but folks on the outside come across as self-centered when their anger is based on their own grudges. it’s like making a situation personal that’s not yours to take, yknow. It dilutes the conflict.

Personal feelings aside, I don’t think trying to shame or attack other people is productive, it’s a distraction from productive work or conversation. it’s a matter of stonewalling people who won’t change their minds and making your own stance clear. it’s a matter of providing information and resources to people who have the capacity for understanding. it’s a matter of donating to trustworthy organizations when relevant and participating in collective action where possible. it’s a matter of having a stance that cannot be diluted. it’s just so pointless to argue in good faith with people who aren’t willing to engage in a good faith conversation. like I’m not saying the people who aren’t taking a solid stance in support of palestine don’t matter, but the individuals don’t matter to me, they’re operating in their own capacity and that’s largely irrelevant. (and in some cases, it’s understandable why some people might not have the capacity to engage.) what’s relevant is putting as much pressure on the people in power as possible. and pathos is important in terms of the pathos that needs to be felt for palestine, but pathos is useless rhetoric against an oppressive power. pathos is for connecting allies, when it comes to oppressive powers it’s about cornering them. anyone else’s feelings are their own to deal with. outside of those personal feelings, engage with reality or get out of the way. anyway, that’s all the feelings I want to quarantine.

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

Phineas Flynn’s Panic Attack(Story)

Mentions of: Panic Attacks,GAD(Generalized Anxiety Disorder) Su!d!3 Mentioned and Fainting,Homophobia

Characters used: Phineas Flynn, Jonathan Knight-Rodriguez(NKOTB), Marissa Kratt, Harley Rodriguez

Note from me: Ik this isn’t the regular content I post on here but this story is actually based off of the real events that happend to me and I’ve experienced before and so I wanted to have phineas that similar experience and you guys can understand with the story-BW Aka Trin

It was just a regular day at school phineas was just walking around talking to his friends and then Marissa Told Phineas about how people are bullying him for having Two Dads Harley and Jon in which Phineas doesn’t like homophobia and supports the LGBTQ+ community in which phineas said to Marissa that the people who make fun of his 2 dads are jealous and so him and his friends walked into class for the pop quiz that phineas has been studying for 5 Days Now until then the pressure of how the people who made fun of his two dads online got into his head phineas started sweating and asked Mrs.Jenkins to go use the bathroom until then phineas sees Henry playing with the water and ferb writing some notes about how to kill Jordan Knight aka Phineas’ Uncle even tho that won’t even happen, Phineas went to the sink told Henry and ferb hi and all three of the boys started talking Henry said “Also there’s plans that my uncle Paul is gonna give the kotnb aka us OUR OWN BURGER!” “Awesome” Ferb Says Happy “uh-yeah th-that’s cool” phineas says while shaking in which his anxiety starts to happen “uhh phineas are you okay?” Henry asked in his concernd voice until then phineas started to faint he was already pale and Henry and ferb started to yell phineas’ name to wake him up and Henry told ferb to get Nurse Biffany(Buford’s mom BTW) and so biffany called phineas’ Dads to come to the school to take him home and on the way to the farm that Harley and Jon own Jon Asked Phineas a question “Phineas are you having like anxiety attacks or anything?” “W-what n-no dad I-I’m not I’m fine” phineas says with a fake smile “Well incase if it happens just come talk to either me or your dad” Harley said to phineas “A-Alright Bubba” phineas said

Few minutes later

Marissa(who lives with Jon,Harley and phineas so that phineas can have some company) came home from school in which she knew about what happend to phineas and checked up on phineas in his room making sure he was okay

Until dinner

Jon said phineas’ Name 12 times but phineas didn’t answer “maybe he’s asleep babe” Harley told Jon “yknow I’m gonna check on him” jon told harley and so jon walked into phineas room and saw phineas crying and asked him “Son what’s wrong?” Until then jon saw the writing that phineas wrote on the wall saying “You Have Gay Dads That’s Weird” “Hey Look Red Hair Has Gay Dads and One of them is a new kid HAHAHA” “dude get a mom not another dad” in which that made jon upset for a bit until he saw phineas scars on his arm and phineas was crying saying “I don’t wanna Live in this world anymore” until that’s when Jon Stopped him phineas dropped the knife and his dad hugged him and said “Don’t Leave me Son” until then Harley and Marissa Came upstairs to see phineas crying on Jon’s chest and Jon was comforting his son that he recently gotten to known and Harley plus Marissa joined too to help but they both realized that Jon and Phineas needed Father and son time

Aftermath

Jon grabbed some rubbing alcohol to put it on phineas’ arm that he cut from a knife and wrapped it up in a bandage and phineas explained his dad and bubba about what’s been going on and Marissa apologized to phineas about telling him the bullying and homophobia towards his Dad and Bubba, and That’s when They heard a knock on the door and Jon opened the door to see Henry,Donnie,Sunny,Joey,Trin,Danny and Ferb putting Jordan into a headlock for a about a minute until ferb stopped and let go “We heard what happend Jon” Jordan said and so everyone walked in and phineas walked down stairs to see his friends and uncle here “phineas we are here for you” sunny said “Yeah well except for Baby Donnie” Henry said in which Everyone laughed including Donnie cause that was his nickname that his mom gave him(RIP alma btw)

Next day:

When phineas went back to school the same people who made fun of his dads said homophobic slurs towards phineas and phineas actually told them “You need to calm down and Shade never Made Anybody Less Gay”(Taylor swift reference)

Reminder from Henry:

Don’t make fun of your friends or family well you can make fun of my uncle mark hehehe no don’t really do that but incase if you are having anxiety problems talk to an adult or your school counselor or maybe listen to some of rayes(aka Taylor swift’s) Songs and look up some quotes from Donnie wahlberg aka my foster dad now if you excuse me I gotta Stop ferb from killing Jordan

From Your Chickenity friend, Henry Hart

[zylian]

So with unhinged zam, how does castle arc really go down ^-^

Like if mapicc knows what zam is really like why chase after him? Maybe to keep an eye on him, to not let him have an escape and go after mapicc somehow. It definitely would be advantageous for him but I'm curious about your thoughts

And does zam see it as a game like mapicc does in canon

Gaahh devotion duo but Worse :33

Castle arc hurts my brain- too many thoughts: (Rambling answer SORRY I got carried away!)

At the core of it, yes, Mapicc is keeping an eye on Zam originally because of what Zam may be up to.

Zam wants to play fair without dupes and so he forced Mapicc down to play fair. When the fighting was no longer fun he turned to fight his teammate to make it fun.

Unhinged Zams “fairness” is being on the same playing field which means no one uses cheats and plays within the rules. That’s the only way he has fun.

Zam knew it would make Mapicc mad, that’s why he didn’t bother talking it out on the nether roof. He painted his picture and made Mapicc a monster. When Mapicc first showed up to the castle, Zam said he felt like it was over for him. He said his last goodbyes and essentially said that because Mapicc found him he was going to be banned.

Zam expected it, yknow since Zam loves playing with death.

Mapicc witnessed Zam blow up new silvington just because Pangi found it despite all of his attachments to it just so he wouldn’t be a sitting duck waiting to die. Yet in the castle arc, Zam knows he’s going to die, Mapicc knows Zam is going to die and Zam chooses to stay.

Zam made Mapicc his enemy so his existence at that point was an issue Mapicc couldn’t ignore. Mapicc is always looking for Zam, it’s ingrained in him since he practically babysitted Zam in s2 so I think Mapicc realized he screwed up the second he found Zams castle.

Mapicc even accidentally messaged Zam “I think I found his base” whether accidental or not, even if he wasn’t going to kill Zam, Zam stayed there and Mapicc realized he expected him.

Despite Zam cutting ties, Mapicc knew at that moment if he didn’t do anything it was going to come back to bite him since Zam has a history of never giving up unless it’s with a ban.

Zams feelings are fickle. Mapicc knows this is what Zam wants and won’t give it to him. He also knows what Zams capable of if he ignores him. When Mapicc attacked Zam before they were even teamed, Zam geared up 5 ppl to attack back. Zam is persuasive, he has a reputation and it’s proven time and time again when other server members put Zam in a separate view than his teammates despite all of the stuff he’s done with them.

Banning Zam wouldn’t solve it if someone else would just bring him back and Zam would target him again so Mapicc couldn’t afford to let Zam get stronger.

Zam doesn’t think of it as a game. Zam takes everything seriously. To him he can find “fun” in anything so there’s no reason to play games. He just needs a good reason and that’s enough for him whether he’s winning or losing.

It’s why Zam got so upset finding Mapiccs room in the castle. Zam found out that Mapicc was going to keep him in this loop as Zams fun/purpose was slowly dying (Pearl dupes/time glitch popped up)

((Castle arc Zam says words but since his actions counteract it, his words aren’t true))

Zam made Mapicc his enemy cause there was never a day he wasn’t bored. His adrenaline was high and he thrived off of it. Zam only feels confident when fighting and when he fights against Mapicc nothing is guaranteed

I hope this makes sense-

So it’s always a game when Zams involved in Mapiccs eyes cause he can’t leave Zam alone without Zam causing something to happen that effects him and Zam doesn’t think it’s a game, since his “fun” is taking it seriously and Mapiccs existence is fun to him.

[regina-cordium]

literally nobody asked for this, but if i’m not bringing half-baked daemon aus to every fandom i’m vaguely in, literally what is the point of me

things to keep in mind:

I literally have the daemon forum open in another tab. this is essentially stream of consciousness. virginia woolf who?

mostly based on livesies if only because that’s the one i’ve seen the most, but there’s some touches of 92sies (aka Sarah Jacobs is here because I love her and it’s pride month, this is my lesbian agenda)

Literally only two characters have canon ages (Jack at 17 and Les at 9). The actors in livesies are obviously a lot older than the actors in 92sies so i’m kinda like. averaging the ages out lmao

that being said, a lot of the kids’ daemons wouldn’t be settled so i think this will just focus on the ones whose would be

also i don’t know the name of all the newsies i didnt get sucked TOO deep into the fandom in 2012 or 2017, so i’m playing catch up like a full decade later, pls be gentle with me

OH ALSO probably no daemon names bc i tend to put a fair amount of research into the names and i don’t have the brain cells for that right now lol

ANYWAY

JACK -- francis “jack kelly” sullivan. loyal, warm, welcoming, protective, friendly, flirty, desperately wants to be selfish but knows in his heart of hearts he can’t. street smart but maybe not too book smart. clever, quick thinker, dreamer (”i can’t spend my whole life dreaming/even thought that’s all i seem inclined to do”)

His daemon’s a blue jay, for sure. look at those core traits:

socially flexible extrovert -- out going, loyal to his boys but still open to new friendships/connections (he looked at davey and went “oh im gonna be his best friend.” was ready and willing to work with the other boroughs during the strike. the charismatic leader who makes everyone feel welcome and listened to

aggressive/confrontational -- my man started a strike. duh.

bold/adventurous -- his whole santa fe thing, wants to DO THINGS. i had more words to say here but they have abandoned me.

resourceful/innovative -- decided to start a strike after, like, 10 seconds of thinking. after flirting with katherine, his whole “today we stopped the scabbers, tomorrow we stop the wagons” speech (i definitely misremembered the first half). though he Does have to be bullied into it, he does know each step the strike needs to take, and knows how to do it even after plan a fails. the whole once and for all/using pulitzer’s own fucking printing press to print the children’s crusade?? c’mon man, who would’ve thought of it

shrewd -- observant!! sees what’s place in front of him and immediately knows how to work with it. looks at his boys and knows immediately what they need!

communicative -- okay, he has A Little trouble with this, but he’s also a 17 year old boy. they’d rather die than communicate. HOWEVER. he goes himself to speak with spot conlon and the brooklyn newsies, aka the most important allies they’ve got. turns davey’s big/expressive words into those the other newsies would understand (jack would’ve explained what auspicious meant. i know he would’ve)

status-orientated -- i’m interpreting this differently than i’m probably meant to. i think he’s more status AWARE. he knows who to go after for the biggest impact. he knows the leaders of the other boroughs and how to sweet talk them. he knows that going after weasel and the delanceys ultimately accomplishes nothing and he has to go straight to the top, etc etc

DAVID -- davey jacobs. one strong breeze away from a panic attack. SO good at hiding it. yknow the song razzle dazzle from chicago, that’s essentially “if you’re really good at making people think you know what you’re doing, they won’t stop to consider you’re full of shit” that’s kinda davey. he’s the most educated of the newsies and uses that to his advantage. talks himself out of trouble, which would be better if he hadn’t talked himself INTO the trouble in the first place. one day, like, 2 years into him being a newsie, race stops and is like “hey. do we even know davey’s favorite color?” is so good at letting people think they know all about him without actually giving away the actual deep knowledge of himself. he’s so tired. he’s not the group mom, he’s the exhausted uncle who was asked to babysit for a day that turned into him adopting the fucking kids.

okay, i’m torn between two, but I think caracal is my ultimate decision (the giant otter shrew was my other choice, if anyone cares)

socially tolerant introvert -- he’ll step forward as the co-leader of the manhattan boys during the strike, but by god is gonna have a panic attack about it later. he understands it’s important, though, that he put the idea in jack’s head and that jack relies on him to be the brains to his brawn. besides, it’s not hard to stand up for the newsies when he genuinely likes the kids (yes, even albert. it surprised him, too). after the strike, he’s perfectly content to let jack go back to sole leader and race back to second-in-command

adaptable -- went from schoolboy to newsie to strike leader in less than 24 hours. he showed up for his first day of selling papes. went to bed. showed up for his second day. saw the prices went up. made the mistake of saying the word “strike” around jack. suddenly is running a strike. and my man Did Not Falter

sensing/aware -- knows exactly what to say to boost the newsies (”seize the day”, anyone?). he can take stock of a situation in, like, .02 seconds and know how to move from there

communicative/expressive -- he’s called the walking mouth. need i say more.

confident/assertive -- during “world will know” he joins jack up on the scaffolding to get the chalk from the guy who writes out the headlines. when jack’s aggressiveness didn’t work, davey stepped up and talked the guy into stepping aside. just because he’s anxious doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to project confidence (it helps that the newsies all have his back and hype him up)

opportunistic -- like. literally everything that happens. something or someone stumbles, he steps right up and takes over. jack scabs? well, fuck him i’m the leader now. also during “watch what happens (reprise)” when jack is like “joe’s a jerk/he’s a rattlesnake” davey is IMMEDIATE with the “you’re right!/and you know why a snake starts to rattle?” like “oop jackie said something i can use against him! haha!”

focused/patient -- literally wwhr again!! jack is being bitter and refusing to help and davey’s like “well, i’m gonna go win a strike soooo”

a lot of the implied/negotiable traits fit really well too

KATHERINE -- katherine pulitzer plumber. could’ve let her father pave the way to her future, but went and got it for herself. refused to let herself stay in the social pages. hell, she decided she wanted a CAREER and WENT OUT AND GOT IT despite it being 1899!! (”a girl? it’s a girl! how the hell? is that even legal???”). smart as a whip (davey fully believes she’s smarter than him, and he’s right!)

i do kinda like the idea of her having one of those prissy-looking white cats with the long hair, mostly because the kat/kitty jokes would be hilarious. however, katherine herself isn’t prissy, so i ultimately don’t think it’d work.

she would be a black-billed magpie (although i think an argument could be made for black-winged kite)

extroverted/socially flexible -- she’s a reporter, she’s gotta be out there making friends and shaking hands. she’s literally friends with other children of newspaper tycoons AND the newsies. nobody is wrong as a friend

opportunistic/adaptable -- it’s not said How she first hears about the strike, but it’s safe to assume it’s her father. she bursts into jacobi’s deli and is like “hi i’m covering your strike now, good luck getting rid of me.” she saw an opportunity to FINALLY get out of the social pages, and by god is gonna grab it with both hands

confident -- i mean, look at her. katherine knows who she is and what she wants, and she doesn’t really give a shit what everyone else thinks

proactive/short-term planner -- listen. she’s confident, she knows what she wants. i NEVER said she thought out all the steps before hand. she’s just VERY good at making people believe she’s got it all figured out (much like davey)

manipulative -- okay, this is another one where i’m definitely not taking it the way i should. BUT. i mean. she’s a reporter. what reporter hasn’t twisted some words (”a little hyperbole never hurt anyone”)

cooperative -- literally working with a small army of newsies to spread their cause

perceptive -- again. reporter. She Sees All. yknow how moms always convince their kids they have eyes on the back of their head? that’s katherine. mush is convinced she knows when he’s lying. she doesn’t, but he overcompensates for it that it becomes obvious

again, a lot of the inferred and negotiable traits also fit

RACETRACK -- racetrack higgins. this lanky motherfucker.  he’s jack’s second in command so i do think he’s one of the older newsies, mayyyybe 16? i think he was only like 13 in 92sies, but meh. canon is a toy box and i’m a destructive toddler. i really like the headcanon going around that he’s a wiz with numbers and just assumes everyone else is too. he’s a bitch (affectionate) and sarcastic and literally doesn’t even sell in manhattan, but he’s ride or die for his boys.

his daemon is a raccoon, and he was furious when he settled (i. did not mean to type he, been having a lot of trouble typing today, but yknow what fuck it race has a male daemon. fuck you thats why) like. “people already see us as literaly garbage, why the fuck did you have to settle as a raccoon are you fucking kidding me?”

independent -- again. his second-in-command of the manhattan newsies, yet sells every day in brooklyn.i cannot for the life of me find it, or even remember Which actor it was, but one of the guys who played race said that he does his own thing and doesn’t keep himself stuck in manhattan (really takes “we goes were we wishes/we as free as fishes” literally)

socially flexible -- again, will make friends with kids from other boroughs (fully unrelated but i have not spelled boroughs correctly once in this post, shoutout to spell check lmao), while still being loyal to manhattan. might be a little in love with a newsie from brooklyn, who knows! not him! definitely doesn’t know that for sure!

conflict-avoidant -- look. he’ll roughhouse with the guys and get in stupid squabbles with other newsies and throw a punch or two when he absolutely has to, but he’s not a fighter. much like davey, he prefers to talk his way out of the trouble he talked himself into. he wasn’t immediately on board with the strike, seemed like a lot of trouble for AT BEST no change

intuitive/curious -- look, a man doesn’t walk across an entire bridge every day because he’s not curious about what’s going on in other places. he’s jack’s eyes and ears, because he’s just a fucking nosy little shit who wants to know everybody’s business

adaptable/opportunistic -- yall sensing a theme here? (”got a feeling ‘bout a headline/i’ll make up a headline/and i’ll say anything i hafta”). after jack scabs and fucks off, he has to step up with davey. really wish there was time in the movie OR musical for a scene about it, but davey needed support and race was right there to help

unambitious -- look. he’s pretty sure he’s only jack’s second because he’s been there the longest. he doesn’t know why jack picked him otherwise. he’s not gunning for leadership, he’s perfectly happy with where he is and what he’s go

SPOT -- sean “spot” conlon (yes i know sean is kinda a fanon name. i like it). the man, the myth, the legend. the reason everyone’s so scared of brooklyn. abrasive, rude, violent, looks out for his boys first and himself second, didn’t beat the shit out of race for selling in his borough.

i typically give assholes with hearts of gold pitbull daemons bc i think it’s funny, but like. pitbulls weren’t considered “bully” breeds in 1899 (i have a rant abt dogs being called “bully” breeds but i’ll keep my mouth shut) and idk what would’ve been. he definitely has a canine though.

this is a bit of a different analysis, because i’m using both the daemon forum AND wikipedia to get the time-appropriate facts, but i’m feeling english bulldog

in historical record, bulldogs were used for bull-baiting (which is insane. these small ass dogs baiting LITERAL BULLS. they really just did Whatever in the past, huh). they were athletic, with powerful jaws, high stamina, and short fuses. modern bulldogs are, uh. a little goofier and decidedly less athletic. poor spot. at least a lot of traditional domestic dog traits still apply

playing fast and loose with the core traits from tdf here, but self-assured/confident -- did yall see “brooklyn’s here”? my man has the cockiest grin i’ve ever seen in my LIFE

stubborn/determined -- sticks to his word of waiting to see if jack would fold before getting brooklyn involved in the strike (and he was right!! jack fucking folded!!). once he makes a decision, he sticks to it. it’s fucking impossible to change his mind (race finds it charming; hotspot finds it makes him wanna bash his head against a wall)

under the overview section on tdf, the “social” and “stress” sections fit very well. while spot has the WORST rb and comes off as cold towards others, he cares DEEPLY abt brooklyn and puts their needs first, no matter what. he’s loyal and caring to those who he claims as His

he’s thick-skinned, adaptable, and willing to forgive jack once jack comes back with a plan and a new fire under his ass

i just processed giving the kid named SPOT a dog daemon. god i’m hilarious.

CRUTCHIE -- Charles “Crutchie” Morris. i honestly don’t know what daemon he’d have!! he’s kind, loyal, understanding, an eternal optimist. he also lets himself get stepped over, lets others take advantage of that kindness. stands up for everybody but his damn self.

WAIT okay actually, i think an african wild dog would be perfect

social extrovert -- he’s so friendly!! he likes making other people smile, he’s always there to hype his friends up, he’ll do whatever and talk to whomever he has to to help his friends

conflict avoidant/passive/tolerant -- look. he talks a big game (”y’see this mister pulitzer?!”) but he knows he’s not a fighter. jack’s the brawn. he’s willing to let bygones be bygones. maybe roughhouse with the guys a bit, but nothing intense or serious

determined/hardworking/ambitious -- people look and talk down to him because of his disability, but he doesn’t let that stop him. he’s out selling every day with jack, he’s right out there with everyone during the strike. he doesn’t let anyone stop him from whatever he sets his mind to

cooperative/caring -- i’m putting these two together because i think, for him, they’re hand in hand. he has a massive heart; he cares SO MUCH and wants his friends -- his family -- to be safe and happy. like i said, he’ll work with whomever he has to in order to insure that happens

people pleaser/doormat -- let crutchie be mean 2023!!!! he’s always looking out for the others, he doesn’t have any left to look out for himself!!!!

uh. this got longer than i thought it would it’s 5 am so i hope this all makes sense and also it’s not gonna get buried away because i’m posting at such an awkward time lmao

F U C K i just realized i didn’t even get to sarah. augh. i’ll inevitably end up making another post abt this bc of what i’m like as a person, so i’ll talk abt her then sorrrrryyyyyyy