#but I prefer hockey
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Bobby as a catcher in a baseball au fits so well because they’re kind of the ring leaders of sorts because they can see the entire field. It’s all akin to rowing in that everyone on the field is facing one way whereas, much like a coxswain, the catcher is facing the opposite direction. I understand it’s not the case in baseball, but in softball if the catcher gets a hit and ends up on base, they can put in a courtesy runner to take their place so that the catcher can have extra time to put on their gear before the next inning. This would definitely benefit Bobby who had severe asthma so the less running he has to do the better.
I can literally picture Ulbrickson signaling what pitch to throw to Bobby who is then to signal that to Don, but Bobby does what Bobby does best and just signals Don to throw something else entirely. Not like totally random, I mean I’ll bet he studied the opposing team’s line up and knows each batters strengths and weaknesses as far as hitting pitches goes.
Maybe Bobby got kicked off the team initially because he had the varsity pitcher to throw a particular pitch, but the pitcher didn’t hit his spot (ie told to throw low inside but ended up throwing the ball right down the middle either on accident or purpose) and the batter hit a home run.
EDIT TO ADD THIS: again softball related but Bobby is such a shoe in for hitting no. 2 like he’s so slapper/push bunter coded it’s insane
#someone can write this btw cause I never will#I just like hypotheticals okay?#the boys in the boat#baseball AU#bobby moch#boys in the boat#boys n boats#I played softball so I know baseball stuff v well#but I prefer hockey#ramble
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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fools will try and tell you that kara is a science nerd, but true supergirl understanders know that she's a jock (participated in the kryptonian equivalents of chariot racing, hockey, and track-and-field back on krypton when she was younger) with a passion for the humanities (former actress, nearly joined the artist guild on new krypton, and preferred history to science).
#kara zor el#she's a sensitive jock !!#sorry but scientist kara is kind of boring to me unfortunately#mostly bc they've never done anything super interesting with the concept imo#i do love the idea of her having a lot of scientific understanding on earth just bc of how advanced krypton was#but it's not even impressive or interesting to her#anyway. sources for my claims:#sg vol 7 issue 1 for chariot racing#sg vol 7 annual 2 for hockey#supergirl special 2024 for track-and-field#sg vol 1 and the superman family 208-222 for acting#sg vol 5 issue 43 for artists guild#and finally sg vol 7 annual 2 again for her preferring history over science
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Day 99 of offseason gifs - In The Room S05E08 - 2016 Stanley Cup Final Game 6
#it's funny making these all in chronological order. and actually it's been a while since i've giffed actual hockey lol. i prefer the people#but here we have it! no prizes for guessing what's coming tomorrow for day 100#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#kris letang#bryan rust#brian dumoulin#patric hornqvist#pittsburgh penguins#luce's gifs#itr gifs#s5 gifs#2016 stanley cup
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"Hockey Poem Economy is Thriving" hockey poem economy is OVER SATURATED. I am fucking TIRED of seeing the same three poems formatted in the same three ways every other post. I'm sick of the hockey poetry trend
👍 thats allowed.
#I think more people engaging w poetry#and expressing themselves creatively is largely a good thing.#sometimes I see an edit w a poem I haven't used or even read#and thats always pretty exciting to me#and then sometimes several people use the same poem to talk about several different narratives#and in those cases its always interesting to think about what it is about those particular poems that make them resonate with so many peopl#in this space#is it just that theyre poems that circulate on Tumblr a lot and are. widely accessible#or is it something about those poems that speaks to#some part of us. or some part of the (sports) culture in compelling ways#I dont think the oversaturation of the hockey poem economy is necessarily all that bad#and I think there are some accounts that do very fun and exciting new things when it comes to the formatting of these poems#and if you disagree#block and blacklist to ur heart's content#if you're still following me id actually prefer it if you stopped doing that#if you dont mind#much love x
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I think the reason I knew I'd become a Kraken fan eventually (besides the name and how beautiful the jerseys are) is because they're so new and thus the team culture wasn't solidified way back in the 60s. It's still a hockey team, so it's not perfect, but instead of a "yeah this is who we are" that got started in 1962, with 1962 ways of thinking, they're getting their "this is who we are" solidified now. A time in history much kinder to people like me. Again, I'm not saying the Kraken are perfect and can do no wrong and won't ever disappoint us with their behaviour, that's impossible, and it's a pedestal no person or organization should ever be on. But think about what we have in Coach Jess! Obviously you can (and should) say that's it's ridiculous that it's 2024 and we only now have the first woman behind an NHL bench but. She's here. She's finally here. And the players respect her and listen to her and like her. And that's no small thing.
Anyway, I just suddenly had Big Feelings about the Kraken and so I'm probably not making much sense but if I can't ramble on this website what's my account for, y'know?
#Weirdly this was brought on by finding out the captain will be out for like 3 months#Yes it's bad and we miss him but#he's also being given the time to heal#There was a goalie (I don't remember when but I think the eighties) and his jugular was slashed#he almost bleed out on the ice#and he was playing a couple weeks later#I don't know if he was told he had to come back#but I have no doubt there was pressure to return#Whether it was pressure from the team or pressure from the Be A Man And Suck It Up culture of the time I cannot say#But with that in mind isn't it great that when players are hurt they're out til they heal?#(they probably aren't as healed as we like and the whole 'play through the pain' is still rampant especially during playoffs but still)#I love every bit of destruction however small against toxic masculinity#The masculinity of these men can be beautiful we just need to let the residue of don cherry's preferred hockey chip away#seattle kraken#hockey
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tagged by ko @tofumilanesa for wip wednesday! big shout out to writevember for making me feel like i can actually call any of these works in progress… your guide to my emoji code under the cut
wip!
🪻🐈⬛ - the doc title is still just. YOWLING but i am like 7/8 of the way done with omega yamo fic and hopefully salem isn’t reading this so i can just drop it over a year later with no warning <3
🫃2️⃣ - DEWEY^2 P2!!!! she is almost done (i am lying) but she is so close i can almost taste it. sorry to my pwp that grew its own feelings baby
😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜) - rip i’m not telling you about this one until it’s posted but it IS complete aside from being ao3 formatted and the eight billion edits i inevitably do right before full-sending it
☁️💧 - cloud petey fic, which exists mostly as an embarrassingly large tag on a different blog and is condensing into a narrative about as well as water at 30° N/S. the time loop fic also falls under this description
eternally in progress (short list)
🌑🐕 - tyler borzoituzzi exists… there is an index of scenes/plot points… it plays like a movie in my head…
💯❕- fantastic! ‘verse
👁️👻 - stevie brandon seeing ghosts au, which has eight different (now nine i guess but you haven't seen the mustache adam post yet) plots. sorry
just. rotating like a microwave
🍎 - because they didn’t have a pomegranate emoji, this is what i used for the fic that feels like it should be a 50k connor bedard character study hanif abdurraqib/cathal kelly thesis about legends and mythmaking in sports and eating your young. yes i know pomegranates aren’t actually pomes and apples are but it’s fine
🦈 - the one cat da fuck they doing over there meme but about the sharks just like. in general. more on this at five
tagging @colap1nto, @songsandswords, @whitenikes, @gordiemeow, @acheronist, and anybody else who wants to share!!
#i regret to inform the public (beloved mutuals who read my tags) that we have hit the doldrums re: creativity.#got SO excited because i had no prep for tomorrow and got out unreasonably early and proceeded to do nothing 🤩 zero motivation/inspiration#anyway. being a big baby. have looked at dewey^2 for too long and now hate it which makes me sad because i was on SUCH a roll solving plot#and really i just need to pick something else from my (looks at smudged hand) 10000 other documents but none of them are calling my nameeee#maybe i’ll ao3 format 🕒 -> 🕜 or maybe i’ll read wandering stars (did finish a book this morning) and then hope something strikes me#preferably very aggressively like with the force of a train? OHHHHHH YOU GUYS MAYBE I COULD MAKE SOMETHING FOR HOLY JUMPING MACKEREL FEST#because you know what DID hit me upside the head like a 2x world champ coming from behind with the steel chair WAS BERGY & JOE GUESS WHO#joey first of all did not deserve to lose those games and second of all i am SO immensely delighted i don’t know if it’s on here yet i am#so sure at least one of my beloved drw moots (beth and nik are likely culprits but all of u would) has it on here yet BUT THERE’S SO MUCH#BERGY VERY BLATANTLY CALLING JOE A NERD BC HE KNOWS ALL ABT HIS TEAMMATES &LOVES THEM!! BERGY NOT KNOWING A SINGLE FUCKIN THING ABT ANYONE!#the absolute unsurprised yet still heartbroken disbelief & disappointment of joe saying ‘he uses black tape!’ oh that’s rent-free forever#anyway.#liv in the replies#p.s. it's fic friday now don't worry about how late i am#as always ask away ask about anything in post tags y'all know i love to yap u are always welcome in the inbox or dms#i was trying to be slightly less mysterious about all of these but i am a secret-keeper sorry and also you need to live inside my brain#in order to understand half of what i'm referencing sometimes. sorry.#also there are some un-hockey fic projects i want to do but i have. so little time in my life for anything sometimes that we will make do
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man, sid played that horny fucking avalanche game, carried the pens but still lost, and then said "if nate's dead-eyed intensity is what it takes to win, that's what i'm going to do. i will forcibly win us hockey games, whether the rest of this team remembers how to fucking skate or not." and i think that's so sexy of him.
(DISCLAIMER: this is a pro-nathan mackinnon blog; if you talk shit about him and his intensity i'll kill you)
#would have preferred the caps to win the other day#but i am willing to make this sacrifice for the Narrative.#hockey#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins
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people are freaking out about this yet this is the smartest thing he’s said all year
#the individual accomplishment would be insane (obvs) but i think even auston would prefer a deep playoff run#‘if keefe makes him sit out games with 68 i swear!!!’ just say you don’t care about hockey and go actually
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temeraire modern au rolling around in my brain where the dragons are elementary schoolers. here is temrer and iskierka
#emily is their babysitter#granby is their timbits hockey coach or little league whichever u prefer. he is struggling#i have such a clear vision for lily in my mind#lmk if you want to see your dragon blorbo from this series i will do my best god bless#temeraire#iskierka#my art
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The site I usually watch the games on isn’t working😭😭
Anyone have any suggestions for where to watch nhl games?
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canucksmin post a high quality photo of quinn hughes’ eyes and my life is yours
#preferably multiple in different lighting#i just want to know what his eyes look like#because they look different from picture to picture#quinn hughes#canucks#vancouver canucks#nhl hockey#clay.txt
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The PWHL has officially released their team names and logos
#pwhl#pwhl boston#pwhl toronto#pwhl montreal#pwhl minnesota#pwhl ottawa#pwhl new york#boston fleet#toronto sceptres#montreal victoire#minnesota frost#ottawa charge#new york sirens#i’m gonna be so real#i don’t like them#it’s giving chat gtp generated#or like little girl doodling in her notebook#i want this league to be serious so bad and i honestly just preferred the names they used last year#hockey news#nhl news#pwhl news#nhl#hockey
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Can the Avalanche convince mackinnon to release an annual playlist
It's his civic duty as one of the few hockey players who doesn't listen to ear bleeding country ☠
#i didn't even know who morgan wallen was before I started watching hockey and I preferred life that way 😭#hockey#nhl#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche
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Willing to bet Lauren and Celeste have been planning this! Its like "ok i get married this summer and you get married next summer"
The polycule continues!
No but really! Even without polycule headcanons this seems perfectly reasonable to me. They each get a chance to be the bride with their best friend supporting them, and now Celeste gets to learn from Lauren's wedding planning experience (and I would be shocked if Lauren doesn't want to share her knowledge).
With polycule headcanon -- the same thing applies, but obviously after Celeste and Leon's wedding the four of them go on a honeymoon together and have a commitment ceremony on a private beach somewhere. 😍
#the question is did lauren instruct leon to wait a year#i think yes#along with detailed instructions on celeste's ring preferences#leon would know who to ask#hockey rpf#the polycule
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hey leafs hockeyblr this is a request to please if you can tag your posts/reblogs with images of the chicago hockey team's logo so that i and other indigenous fans who blacklist that racist image can go without being jumpscared by it, i would really appreciate it :')
#gav gab#leafs lb#i'd REALLY appreciate it#preferably please censor the logo but like#if that's too much work i get it#especially with gifs#but please tag them at least#it is Hard Out Here to be a native hockey fan lmao......... it is Rough
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