#but I need subtitles

[artvmisia]

Anyways I desperately need The Boys in the Boat to come out on streaming or iTunes or somewhere I can watch it again with subtitles because so many of the race scenes Bobby was screaming into that tinny megaphone and I couldn't hear a thing.

[cy-lindric]

ok ok ok I get it now I get why everyone was telling me to watch this oh my GOD

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: Man, imagine not winning a 1 v 3. Couldn't be me.

Every MCC with Technoblade was memorable, but MCC 5 will always stand out in my mind thanks to Techno's infamous 1 v 3 fight! Here are some highlights from that event in honor of the man himself.

Happy Birthday, Technoblade! Thanks for all the laughs.

[kelin-is-writing]

MAXI BONKERS 👹👹👹

[gomzdrawfr]

First words with Uncle Simon

part 1 | part 2

[lover-of-mine]

Dialogue from 2x03 “Help is Not Coming”

[cipheramnesia]

You can tell Alien Covenant was made by people who never left some very niche bubbles, because all of the futuristic exploration technology looks like it was designed by Apple and Elon Musk, with zero indication of regular human use or even any involvement of an actual person with technical knowledge. Also the "alien landscape" looks like pretty much any forest from the Rockies westward, leading me to believe they don't travel much or even look at pictures from other places. Plus it just shits the bed instantly opening on what's supposed to be a genius ceo, which we all know is a complete fiction.

It would work incredibly well if it was meant to be a grim satire of future capitalism, but it's pretty clear the whole thing is someone's idea of futuristic. The twenty five percent of it's that's any good is exclusively composed of material meant to remind the viewer of Alien, which comes off like "hey remember that other, better movie you liked?"

The term shameless money-grab is appropriate for this kind of movie because everyone should have been too ashamed to make it.

[r2y9s]

[Disco Elysium]

Kim *truly* trusts you.

[manic-sapphic]

i've always wanted to know what catra can hear melog saying to her in these scenes since she's the only one who can understand them. i know this doesn't count since it's just me making up shit i imagine is the kinda stuff melog could be saying - except kinda silly hah. but i couldn't help it. had to make it. tbh, there may be other versions of this in the future idk tho lol we'll see~

[youling-the-ghost]

To whoever is making the sfth subtitles: I love you and I wish you everything good in life <3

[ratuszarsenal]

very funny to me that every polish person who watched 1670 on here is writing posts begging non-polish people to watch it. including me.

[fluffypotatey]

I AM SCEAMING ABOUT THIS SCENE ANEW

ok ok y’all rewatching lmk s5 with subtitles now and i am so feral but THIS SCENE IN PARTICULAR

SWK, to himself: “This time, I really don’t want to bring this thing again”

SWK, to SEM: “Only I am punished. Why are you crying?”

LMK WHEN I GET YOU

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I can't keep doing this, I can't do this– [Laughs] I can't do this anymore— What is this, man?!

If you didn't see Pac suffering in Sims earlier today, here's a (translated & subtitled) compilation of some silly Sims Hideduo moments that made poor Pac look like he was questioning all his life choices.

[brainrotcharacters]

yapping about the movie isn't enough. i need to write two novelizations one for each of their povs.

[nocandnc]