#but I don’t care.

[abilai]

when the world is ending cuz crush dead and so u go to the hell crush lived on while extremely injured

[jrwiyuri]

I just hope when this all ends they all break up as friends so they can experience as much pain as was inflicted upon us. And I hope Condi gets on estrogen

[robotiv]

experiencing a tummy ache of epic proportions

[bunnywan]

You brought up a double ended dildo idea once and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it!!!!! It'd be so filthy! Debauched! Nasty!

from this ask thingy

OMFG RELUCTANT CAMBOY WIP, MY BELOVED.

for slight, non-fleshed out background, obikin are stranded on a far off planet, too far from the temple to make long-range communications. they're completely broke, and have no prospects. they run into a woman who shares how she makes her own money: camming.

in the beginning, obikin do this seperately, streaming solo and never interacting. but after discovering that doing it together will earn them more credits, and get them home quicker... they rethink things (and buy a double ended dildo lol)

here is a tiny snippet <3

Obi-Wan stared in mystification at the screen in front of him. “Oh, Gods,” he whispered.

“What is it?” Anakin asked, lifting his head.

“They’ve seemed to have figured out that we—“ he paused and grimaced, “That we know each other, at least.”

Anakin furrowed his brows and came to sit next to him, shouldering into him to stare at the screen. “What, how?”

He handed his data pad to Anakin to scroll and hung his head, letting it fall into his hands. It was on Rizzy’s suggestion that they’d each allowed for chat logs on their profiles to be active even when they weren’t camming. She’d told them it built community and loyalty. Which equalled more credits. She wasn’t wrong—both Obi-Wan and Anakin had seen a small uptick in income since the logs were enabled, but now Obi-Wan felt like he’d rather give the money back than deal with this.

This being a single user starting an avalanche with the comment, “Has anyone noticed that his setup is the exact same as @Skyboy’s?” 

Thus begun a slew of commenters either noting that—yes, they’d picked up on it, but hadn’t given it much thought. Or, no—but now they did.

Obi-Wan rubbed at his eyes. It wasn’t his fault they could only afford a single suite. 

Next to him, Anakin stood again, discarding Obi-Wan’s data pad. “Let me get mine, see if anyone's said anything there.” His voice was jittery. For a moment, he dug around in his single drawer—that had once held only his lightsaber and his cloak, but now was filled with lace and cock rings and lube—until he found his data pad. He stayed standing, and Obi-Wan watched him in nervousness, his leg bouncing. 

Anakin’s face changed into something unreadable. “Shit,” he said, closing his eyes. 

Immediately, Obi-Wan stood up. “Let me see,” he demanded.

“Master, it’s—“

Obi-Wan snatched it from his hands and looked. 

Oh, it was him.

Though, he barely recognized himself in the screenshot; it was him. Laid back on his and Anakin’s shared suite's bed, eyes closed in rapture with one hand pulling at the chain attaching his nipples, and the other between his legs. From the look on his face, he probably had four fingers in himself, at that point.

“It’s definitely the same room. Even the headboard is chipped in the same spot.”

“Soooo they’re either roommates or they’re fucking, right?”

“If they were fucking we’d have seen it by now, don’t you think? Judging from how slutty they both are.”

His ears were ringing, and mortification swam in his stomach. From both the comments, and the fact that Anakin had seen that shot of him—despite constantly discussing the logistics, they never looked at each others streams. 

Still, his head began to clear and the ringing in his ears faded as he read the next comment. 

“I’d pay to see that.”

[burygods]

wendy showing up in mayans,,,,, wendy “i would’ve wanted someone to stop for him. for my sons.” mY SONS. PLURAL. because tommy is her son too 😭

[hopeworth]

everything is a transgender allegory except being transgender which is about being alive

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[tinymoves]

the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

[42-clocks]

[image ID: Bernie Sanders meme with a small aromantic flag captioned “I am once again asking for you to include aromantics in your pride art/posts/merch” End ID]

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[bruciemilf]

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

[curehaus]

The Reticent Vampire of the 9th Arrondissement!

[xeemaee]

Post canon labru is so special to me

[atomikats]

mfw my impromptu children unknowingly reignite an old beloved interest that i had buried out of shame, reminding me that love for a common story is a foundation for friendship, visibility, and acceptance

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF