#but I could be

[moccimu]

Quick In-N-Out run after a successful night stoppin' crime

[pointlesscandies]

Everyone say thank you to Beer for putting the group’s single brain cell to good use

[heretherebedork]

Do you know what frustrates me?

That we had the most beautiful breakdown with Zouey at the end of last week's episode and Teena trying to talk him down and you know how much of that resolution we got to see this week?

Oh.

Wait.

None!

We jumped right past all of the discussions and all of the communication and just went ahead and implied that Stuff Happened and now it doesn't matter.

And like... why?

Why skip the meaty bits? I want that! I wanna know how they talked and how Teena helped Zouey calm down and get him home and how he shared his past with him and started believing him again. I want to know why Teena believed Zouey again after that.

That's the stuff I want in a messy show about sex and relationships and relationships with sex. It's the meaty bits.

It's not lines about how deeply artistic porn can be that are written so perfectly on the nose they could come right out of a Baby's First University Film Script. It's important to note how art is defined according to who creates it but like... way to hit the nail on the head until it was gone.

I want to see First coping with losing Soong with sex and then his friends laughing because he's hiding the depth of his hurt in people who don't care because he's afraid that the people who do care... won't and so proves himself right constantly.

I want to see Soong off fucking because love obviously isn't for him but also thinking about First and hating that he does because he's not supposed to do that.

There are just too many characters to give us the moments that matter to all of them and that means I care about very, very few of them.

The actors are damn good actors and I'm just a bit disappointed that the show isn't giving us emotional meat to go with the other types of meat they are serving.

(And, yes, there is some but they keep skipping scenes that are important to creating depth,)

[wolf-elf]

[wanderingmind867]

I feel sick, which is great. I don't know if it's the weather fluctuation or something, but I feel like I have a sore throat and last night I had a popping ear. Also, I have lots of phlegm. But that's a common thing for me. But anyway, I really hope I'm not sick. That'd be just what I need, honestly.

[twinandroids]

Wanting to be loved so badly

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[cobble-stone]

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[bigskycastle]

school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[cuntylouis]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait