#but I can't get it out of my head

[fairsweetlonging]

based on this post of mine, imagine a choose your own story svsss au that functions basically like that app Episode, where all the good options are hidden behind 10000 point paywalls and shen qingqiu always gets the weirdest choices for no reason that don't make any sense and sometimes don't even influence the story.

【 yue qingyuan has invited you on a mission! will you:

option 1: slap him in the face

option 2: kiss him 】

x

【 you have an important meeting today, what will you wear?

option 1: beautiful green silk robes (20💎)

option 2: a cloth sack (free!) 】

x

【 mu qingfang is noticing there's something strange about your meridians

option 1: burst out crying and confess all your sins

option 2: tell him you're pregnant 】

or like liu qingge invites him to spar and he gets a [yes/no] option but when he picks "no" because he's tired liu qingge will literally just still drag him along.

it's even worse because shang qinghua has none of this. he has a normal system.

[nixie-deangel]

me to me, in a stern voice: we don't need another idea to add to the list. do you fucking hear me???? WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER!!!!

me to me, in a sad voice: okay.....I do hear you....but....🥺🥺🥺🥺 maybe think about hangster breaking up because of Jake's family though? just. just think about this with me. okay?🥺🥺 please?

me to me just giving up: *sigh*..............what's the idea?

me to me about to add yet another WIP to my new list: awesome! okay, so we see a lot about hangster being ex's and breaking up (and who's fault it is varying on the shifting tides of fandom and how we're feeling about characters from moment to moment)

BUT have we thought about Jake's family being the reason for it??? like. okay. Jake's family has so many expectations on who Jake should married, that every time Jake brings Bradley (and for this, we're saying both are stationed in Corpus Christi during this period) and they can't help making snide comments to Bradley about how he's not enough and how Jake won't actually settle for him and how Jake will eventually find someone better and more worthy of the Seresin name.

and well, seriously there is only so much Bradley can take, what with him already feeling not enough and out of place and like he's not deserving of Jake's love and attention and time anyway.

so it's the nail in the road that explodes the tire and sends Bradley careening into breaking them up and getting as far away as he possible can because yeah, he DOES want Jake to find his happily ever after and get everything he wants and deserves but Bradley cannot be around to witness his future, his heart, finding what he so badly wants for them with someone else.

and then of course the mission happens and it's just an all around mind fuck for Bradley, though it all works out with him and Mav clearing the air and him and Jake somehow finding a tentative friendship once again.

and then weeks later, Javy makes mention Jake is bringing his new boyfriend around to meet them and he wants to make sure Bradley isn't going to cause a scene or be a problem and Bradley can't help haltingly answering that it's okay, that he knew this day would come, that Jake would find someone truly worth him, that his family would love, someone that was truly deserving of Jake's time and love and that he'd get his happily ever after.

only, Bradley starts saying this just as Jake walks in and is floored because how dare Bradley think Jake could ever find his happily ever after when that was Bradley and Bradley walked away from him, from them! but then he latches onto Bradley saying someone deserving of Jake, someone worthy of him, someone his family would accept and love and things start clicking in his head.

and obviously, Jake and Bradley get back together and Jake becomes an unholy terror to his parents and sisters who were part of the problem, who were the match that lit the fire that imploded their relationship.

idk. just. the thought of Jake's family sparking the match and setting the explosion off is tempting. and I can't stop thinking about it when I should really be sleeping right now.

[bloomingbora]

jason todd would definitely know how to do the wenis dance

[icyspy64]

SPOILERS FOR YUGIOH SEVENS AND GO RUSH EPISODE 62

i made an animatic because I can't get this show out of my head. it's only been a month :( I miss yuga and luke. please give them therapy (this isn't great btw)

if u see this and u know me .... no u dont

(it's under the keep reading)

[ayakashibackstreet]

Honestly, after reading that ZUN was shocked to see a Flandre doodle at his kid's school because he 'had no idea there were people who liked such a minor character', I am fully convinced he thinks nobody remembers Mima. He's never going to bring her back because he's sure hardly anybody played the PC-98 games and those who did either don't care or don't remember. He's not doing this on purpose, he's not doing this because he doesn't want her to be around. He is just clueless. Mima is doomed to never reappear.

Unless, that is, one of his kid's classmates wanted to do something really, really funny--

[arianwells]

In my opinion, Baru is definitely flat as hell. Just there's nothing there. She's certainly a stick in every way that matters

[big-boah-2]

I have such bad brainworms for Adam Driver as young Dutch. I just want to hear him say "I have a plan." I've seen all his movies I think he's said it before. I can hear it in his stupid voice so clearly. Also, "have a little goddamn FAITH." I know it would be weird!! But....but...

Ugh! I've also been in love with Adam Driver since 2013 I might be biased.

[lost-wandering-historian]

You know, I can't help but think that's its technically not too late for me to fly to England and go to the coronation dressed like a Revolutionary War General.

[peacetheartiste]

Fully convinced that in the war, when AFO started wrecking people, Ibara Shiozaki was thinking, "This scoundrel is on demon timing!!!"

And then she prays for his swift downfall.

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

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me in a cheesy TikTokker voice: My name is Kai, and I'm passing the mic to someone who has a crush on their history teacher, their music teacher, and Anthony Green.

me, 16: ........ Who the fuck is Kai, and why does he look vaguely like me?

[lookitsaflyingtoaster]

Trigun warrior cats AU💥

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[everkinshi]

Michael jumpscare

[elizabeths-storytime]

Some thoughts about how Team 10 does their hair

[miracumess]

i don't think some of y'all understand how significant it is that annabeth chase, the leading lady in an IP/brand as big as percy jackson, is played by a black girl. she is not some sidekick or comic relief. THEE annabeth chase, one of the wisest, intelligent, brave demigods and love of percy jackson's life, is played by a BLACK GIRL!!

but you're so hateful and caught up with book inaccuracies and changes that you can't even offer a sliver of hope for things to improve in continuing seasons, and instead immediately resort to wishing the show gets cancelled because they didn't do that specific thing in that specific scene in the books. makes me think there might be another underlying reason as to why you want it to fail.

and before someone starts, this isn't to say you can't have criticism, but if you really love percy jackson, why wouldn't your hope be for things to get better?

"i hope this show gets cancelled" yeah girl fuck you

[avastazyana]