#but HES LITERALLY THE CUTESY

[xamaxenta]

I’m just cackling at the idea of Marco playing his own game. There’s a couple “bad” endings with him ala Ascended Astarion and Sabo did complete that storyline once for the sake of completionism and trophies but then felt so bad he played two more storylines where Marco and the player get the domestic happily married ending and then bought the post-game DLC for more domestic bliss with Marco

Marco thinks it’s very sweet and funny and also if Sabo wants to do some dark roleplay he’s down

He plays Ace’s game too and Ace (who still does not. Fully understand the concept of video games but he’s getting there) pouts for ten thousand years because mechanically he is not Marco’s favorite character there’s this other guy who’s move set Marco likes a lot more and Ace is seething over the betrayal (making the saddest wettest puppy eyes every time he comes in the room and Marco has some other guy up on the screen)

HOLLERING AT MECHANICALLY ACE IS NOT MARCOS FAVOUROTE CHARACTER SO HE GETS WET AND SNOTTY OVER IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

thats so. Cute thats so STUPID ace is so fuckign dumb in this au god everyone give him kisses to the stupidest cutest idiot man ever 😭😭😭

PATHETIC ABOUT IT BEING LIKE HIS RIVAL CHARACTER OR SMTH LIKE MARCO WHY IS HE!!!! THERE!!!! Even in the real world hes been isekaied to HE CANT ESCAPE HIS RIVAL BEING PICKED OVER HIM!!!!!!! WHY !!!! Marco how could you betray him like this!!!

Radiates the insane jealousy of a scorned lover i love it so much… marco kisses him lots tho hehe

Idk anything about baldurs gayte but i know astarion is popular and i know if i ever did play that game he probably would be my favourite given the track record i have with men and i like that he sounds extra cunty if you resurrect him but yes from the concept thats what Marcos game is based off and yes Sabo did play two three campaigns back to back to ENSURE THE BEST POSSIBLE ENDING FOR MARCO and marco can see all of that progress and the save files 😭🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ace doesnt get video games bc hes really not the kind of guy considering hes designed to be a fantasy barbarian but isnt it super funny if he likes visual novels because all he has to do is click A

Bless him

[tiffysdeath]

obligatory peter maximoff appreciation post <3

[nyxi-pixie]

imagine you havent seen your best friend/rival/sworn enemy/worstie/situationship/partner/whatever in FOUR YEARS. and when you do meet again youre threatening each other with death and punching him into the wall for half an hour. AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO LEAVE. he asks you to do some Stupid inside joke that you refuse to explain to your own goddamn Audience and hes so excited for it that hes literally surrounded by sparkles open mouthed clenched fists in anticipation and then when you do the stupid impression he laughs so hard he CRIES.

i just. what even is skk.

[skitskatdacat63]

For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏

[onesidedradiostatic]

people drawing that old concept vox as literally being tiny is funny to me because are we not all seeing the drawing as just being a chibified version of what his design would've been? no....? just me?

[cherryzlem]

I hate relating to Jimmy from Mouthwashing, not because it would take lots and lots of justification to explain to people that I don't condone his action and am not as fucking crazy as he is (although that does play a part) but mainly because he reminds me so much of all that is morally wrong with me

I too am terribly jealous of successful people, especially if they are in my close circle. I can both look up to them and despise them for having what I think I deserve

I too crave recognition and fame and make it everyone's problem to know that I want more than I already have

I too want control over everything, over my life but also over people, and, when I do, I realize I'm so unfit to be in power

I too dread the consequences of my actions and paint myself as the victim in every scenario, who doesn't ? But taking responsibility is such a hard task and I'm afraid that if I try to say that to people they'll open my eyes and say "No, it's not normal"

I too want everything I don't have and yet do nothing to be worthy of having it

I don't seek comfort or anything of the sort with this post, I just want to say (as I have before) how brilliantly Jimmy is written and how he is a perfect representation of basic human flaws

And yes, relating to him because of that is okay and normal. I am not like him in the slightest but yet we're so similar, and he is the perfect exemple of what I'm afraid to become if I let myself go

[megsdoodletag]

Ummmmm Morty with... a mortal that Likes Him? 👀 No preference on mortal appearance (blank gray slate works), not necessarily sexual? Totally OK if not I just don't know where your boundaries lie

thanks for asking bout boundaries! For shippy stuff I have less issues with rating and more issues with content, largely because I'm. Weirdly Particular about characterization, esp when it's my version of the character, if that makes sense. So, if I get a request and I personally think 'he would not say that' I probably wouldn't go for that one. if that makes sense. Apologies in advance.

So, speaking of character. Mortarion is not one of the uh. Easier primarchs to hang around. He's Pressed in both the Re- and De- directions and also acts like this:

This man does not say 'lets take Ibuprofen together' because he is too busy flushing his mood stabilizers down the toilet. he thinks taking them would be 'cheating.'

HOWEVER.

All is not lost, we can work with this. He doesn't really hate baselines, and despite his habit of self-isolation, given the way his early days went I'd argue he's actually quite desperate to be social. He Likes People, that's why he became the Reaper. Man specifically likes to have His People, and His People are generally the hardy, direct, loyal type. You understand the legion values, pull off some consistent competency, show you can keep up with the gang, and he's got your back.

possibly related: I think about that excerpt where he rescues a marine by literally scruffing him out of a pile and like dusting him off before setting him down again like 'there u go. continue with your destruction my child.' like. not infrequently.

All this to say, I think with a little bit of ye old human persistence hunting stamina someone could get through to him. Even convince him to use a pillow every so often.

....it still might take him a bit to get a bedframe.

[thapunqueen]

okay boone, so we need you to RAWR for the camera (featuring a doodle or 2 of boone with hair bc i was just curious...)

[mrm0rale]

Pump the fuckin brakes

So, I was looking at some Ozzie edits (why not?) on tiktok and apparently some people think he’s a red flag?

I fear you’ve never seen a healthy relationship LMFAO

And it was because of the episode where Fizz got KIDNAPPED!? The episode where Ozzie showed nothing but concern, support, love, and anxiety.

Exit stage left. Get out.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

go MVP playing as papaneto in rivals, best day of my life so far fr

DUDE SAME HAT LET'S GOOOOOO

[muchmossymess]

give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids

[eruptedinlight]

Doug Jones’ Face in Every Role | 8 / ?

The Ultimate Legacy - Hawthorne

[tiffysdeath]

alex is literally so boyfriend coded

[averagemcfan]

boo. rottmnt oc. (woohoo!) his names hayao

heres a few more doodles of him

oc x canon too (might i be getting jumped for this? iunno)

theyre so adorbs

dont mind the "hompophobic" on the corner i was writing a lil joke

relationship chart too

the reason why its mainly complicated for raph/donnie is that hayao used to be part of the foot clan, but then fled with the help of mikey (they first met at that time)

with the other turtles knowing that, they all were super super uneasy of hayao during that time but grew on him after some time

leo would still be a tad bit reluctant with hayao bcz of his backstory but it doesnt really show, mikey somehow convinced the guy hayao isnt a foot spy or whatev

donnie is just straight up suspicious of hayao but still considers him as a friend anyway

raph is just all over the place mans cant think of what to describe him as to him 😭

hayaos so cutesy thouuugghh @ me in any fanart you do of him or use the #kalefanart tag (ill cherish it forever)

[meerkatzthings]

he’s such a cutie patootie i wanna put him in my pocket 😭😭

[spookberry]

Me: here's a drawing of a guy with long hair

Everyone, every time, for some reason: What a pretty lady, whats her name :) ?