#but DANCE WITH HIM!!!

[madeimpact]

Now that he’s sort of become acclimated to being a vampire for such a long period of time, he could focus less on his constant hunger and more on fun, Halloween-type things. Like the masquerade! More specifically, a vampire masquerade, where masks are required dress? His outfit always magically gave him one upon arrival — this event was practically made for him!

So, here he was, extending a hand to anyone that was willing to take it, giggling a little at the formality coming out of his mouth. ❝ May I have this dance? ❞

[twilight-zoned-out]

Some things about Allan:

He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator

He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover

He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting

He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)

He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight

He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies

He knows what NSYNC is 

He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)

There are no other Allan models

[thekingofspin]

I opened tiktok today and was blessed with the best clip of hugh jackman I have ever seen.

I have no idea what the context is but I don't think I have ever laughed this hard in my entire life.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Movie Mike got mixed signals from Vanessa..

[itsangrynar]

More wholesome pages of the small zine 🕺

[iwasbored777]

Venom's reactions are sending me when he realizes that his enemies are more powerful than him and that he probably doesn't stand a chance

[illmetkismet]

[jazze-bee]

thanks sans, now i think about blue stop signs all the time

[elderling]

latino will solace nation

[girlslashers]

missed this guy

[staffs-secret-blog]

[myosotisa]

some of y'all have seriously forgotten that Eddie is an absolute loser who doodles dragons on every single piece of paper he can get his hands on

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[ruushes]

dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃