#busting makes me feel good🎶

[small-chaos]

How the FUCK am i supposed to recover???

[the-anime-enthusiast]

MHA CHARACTERS TYPES IN WOMEN

#1 Katsuki Bakugou

KATSUKI BAKUGOU - PHYSICAL

He likes his women tall and strong (with a scary similar demeanor to his mother 😭). I'm talking 5'6 and up, might feel weird about dating someone taller than him, but the more the merrier⁉️ (I also bc he gets to be around 5'10 to 6ft whenever he finally finishes growing) 🙏

He FOR SURE fw chubby girls, like a lifter kind of chubby... Someone strong and with muscle but something on their bones other than skin yk?

For some this is unfortunate, be he would NEVER date a blonde 😭 He thinks it's creepy cuz he feels weird about dating someone blonde considering his mom's blonde too 😭 He wouldn't mind a darker, more honey blonde than anything, though 😌

He LOVES freckles and moles 😈 He questioned his sanity given Izuku has freckles whenever he found out he liked them, but always tries to keep it out of his mind cuz he'll get the heebie-jeebies again 😔 despite the intrusive thoughts, he loves to kiss them and point out how pretty they are everytime he gets the chance 🤗

He def has a thing for strong legs and a nice ass 🌚 BROS FS AN ASS MAN 😭 Loves just hugging you from behind and grabbing it, not even to be a perv it's just comforting in a weird way 😭🙏

He fw hips to 🙏😌 something to squeeze and kiss on when he's yk 😶‍🌫️ "downtown" 😶‍🌫️ following this he likes stretch marks too, rubbing them feeling the difference in texture on your skin 🤧

Going back to the strong legs 🙏 (and a lil on the chubby stuff) HE FW HEAVY ON THICK ANKLES it's so strange to him and makes him question whether he's sane or not, but he loves it. FS the weirdest thing he find attractive 🫡

He also appreciates some skull crushers 😈 Doesn't even have to be all muscles, just something squishy that's too big for his hand to wrap all the way around 😌

LOVES A BROWN EYED BADDIE ‼️ He loves the look of doe eyes staring up at him but the second your face relaxes and you look like a cold stone bitch he twitches a lil 🤭 (if yk what I mean) He can't get the gojo meme out of his head and gets the heebie-jeebies when looking into someone's blue eyes 😭😭 (monoma freaks him out))

KATSUKI BAKUGOU - MENTAL

You know how he didn't hold back on Uraraka? 😈 Yeah, he likes women who can hold their own against him and honestly that's all he asks for. Ofc he has other standards but something about a strong woman who's just as hard headed as him, really gets him going 🌚

Given he's had to calm down since the war, he appreciates a little bit of feist in his partner, but also a side of them that can be sweet and just as doting as he is 🤭

One of the main points of the people he takes interest in, are that they feel safe around him. 🫶He wants someone who will just fall in his arms at the end of a long day ranting on about work into his neck as he just sits there and listens 🌹 (occasionally chiming in on your coworkers you don't like 😈 )...

KATSUKI BAKUGOU - RANDOMS

He fucks with MUSICIANS HEAVVYYYYY 🎸🎶 You gonna bust out the guitar and strum along to his crazy good beats? HELL YEAH‼️ Maybe some bass to back him up? FUCK YEAH‼️ Gonna pull out your own sticks and out drum him?? DOUBLE FUCK YEAH ‼️Maybe even the clarinet to impress his dad? Hell. Motherfucking. Yeah. Any instrument and he's automatically impressed, he's learned from playing the drums just how much dedication and hard work goes into learning so he truly appreciates it 😈

LOVES FOODIES ‼️ "Hey babe I was thinking of trying that new katsu-" "You don't even have to ask" he replied dragging you to the car. He loves when people eat his food and compliment him on it (although he'll never admit it) so a GF WHO DOES THAT? SIGN HIM UP. 🎂

Low-key fucks with shy girls 😉 He loves outgoingness, don't get me wrong, but whenever they're behind closed doors and his gf gets all shy and scared to look into his eyes he practically melts (the thought of knowing that his gf feels the EXACT same way as him makes him puddy in your hands) 😈

PHYSICAL TOUCH ‼️GIFT GIVING ‼️ QUALITY TIME ‼️ HIS WEAKNESSES ‼️‼️When he can't find the words to tell you how he feels he'll use these to his advantage, hugging you from behind kissing your neck, bringing a lil Stuffie home for you when he knows your down, or just sitting in silence with your favorite TV show on 😌🙏 All that matters is that hes close to you or in your arms making you feel good when you otherwise cant 🫶

THAT'S IT THANKYOU BYYEE 🫶🫶

these are some head cannons for da best boi bakugou bc he's been my fav character for 6 years and what better way to celebrate than curate a list of my fav head cannons for him 🫶

(lemme know who I should do next 😉)

OKAY NOW ACTUALLY BYE BYEEE 😍😍

[respectthepetty]

Pride Petty Watch (SOTUS) 1/5

The crowd picked two blacklisted shows for me to watch during Pride, which were Love in the Air and The Untamed, and so even though I finished the first, I've stalled on the second, and it's all because of the beast named SOTUS. I watched this show when it aired in 2016, but I don't remember any of it. All I remember is that I'm very mad at it, yet this was the wild card show that was unlocked during the voting, so instead of fearing this show so much that I cannot bring myself to finish The Untamed, I'm going straight to the big boss, and fighting this demon NOW!

It's me and the gear in a battle until the very end, and even though I cannot remember a single thing about this show, as soon as I pressed play, all the hate in my body rose to the surface, so I already know this is going to be a ~journey~

First and foremost, I'm going to give this show and Krist a compliment because I HATE Arthit, which is exactly what I should be doing in the first episode. He is 🎶The Worst🎶 and he leans all the way into it. He snarls. He yells. He forces a girl to give him her number through mere power dynamics and sexism, and this isn't just 2024-me thinking this. 2016-me knows that this character is written well because the worst thing Arthit can think of doing to another man is making him say he is gay.

Then to casually whisper in that man's ear that he could find him a skirt to wear . . .

Arthit really is the epitome of the homophobe-to-homo character and I can't believe that it worked in 2016 since I feel that was late for a character like this to still be a love interest, yet it's still working so well in 2024 because here I am, pissed, pressed, and ready to fuck him up for being the douchiest bro in this damn cafeteria. It's refreshing how much I'm allowed to hate him.

Because even the way he screams Kongpob's name with his student ID every fucking two seconds is setting me off.

And I'm very disappointed in BL Land for only ONE video existing of him screaming Kongpob's name, and it's only the times from the first half of the first episode. Thanks, OP, but we are slacking!

But, honestly, if I had a boy who looked up at me like this every time I screamed his name, I'd probably be a lot worse than Arthit. You know, instigating fights and hands on me or something like that.

And now I'm questioning this series because if these two would just choke each other out then kiss, I would be fully for it and enjoying all my snacks along the way. I'd be fine with Kongpob telling the entire room he would make Arthit his bitch, but Kongpob instead says he'll make Arthit his wife, and . . . the vibe is not as kinky as I need it to be to support all that is being thrown at me from these two.

Which is why I'm heavily shipping Kongpob with M! Kongpob got in trouble for having two books, one which was M's, and had to say he liked men. Now, they are drunk at this table with homophobe Arthit and the hazers are staring them down while Kongpob is just holding M's face.

But let me actually rewatch this show instead of reflecting on how GMMTV messed this enemies AND lovers premise up twice (looking at you, Dangerous Romance) because right now, this show is trying to make me believe the girls would not wave hello to a babyface Off.

Once again, back to the actual rewatch, and because I don't remember a thing about this, I don't know if Wad is good or bad, but him busting out this move when Prem told him to apologize was equivalent to an older white Southern Christian woman telling someone to have a blessed day, so I felt that shade through the screen!

And I'm not victim-blaming, but I do actually think Kongpob and Arthit are trying to push each buttons to see who will break first and fuck (up) the other one because this is not a sane answer to "why did you stay?" when the possibility of the hazers physically harming someone is extremely high.

I only see my Kongpob and M ship now because when Arthit asked if anyone knew M, Kongpob immediately stood up and knew his entire life story. I have known my best friends for decades, and I still could not recite half of that information. Kongpob, what are the heterosexual reasons for you know any of this information about M?

JAN!

Once again, Arthit is 🎶The Fucking Worst🎶 because instead of just taking his L, he made Kongpob say everyone's damn name, then ripped up May's name tag, only to scold Kongpob for giving her his, and now the kids are passing out from his ridiculous physical activities! As a member of a Greek-letter organization who was hazed because that was the culture of the time period, Arthit is being soooooo messy!

Hear me out - Kongpob and M would be so good together! Arthit is the antagonist. Kongpob is the protagonist who meets a sweet quiet boy on his first day of orientation. He helps the sweet quiet boy come out of his shell and watches over him. He cares for him. THEY FALL IN LOVE!

But instead I'm getting a love interest who nominated Kongpob because he knows he is cute, yet can't admit it because ~internalized homophobia~ Ryan from The OC would have never treated Seth this way, and they were in the early 2000s. What is your excuse, Arthit?! The show wants me to hate you, and for that, I'm thankful.

But I could never hate Minnie! Arthit came up quick like he was protecting the boys from Minnie being a predator, but Minnie would NEVER! I could never fear Minnie with the bisexual scarf? And now MDL is telling me the actor has only acted in one other series and that series is Deep Night. Gold star resume, and I truly mean that.

Look at them. LOOK AT THEM! Tell me they don't look good together. Tell me they wouldn't have wrecked every other ship. This is why I need GMMTV to let these MEN (no longer boys) kiss their homies. Kongpob x M. Singto x New. I ship it.

*punching walls and ripping doors off hinges* Kongpob gets kicked out the group and the FIRST one to stand up for him is the boy he loves (it's canon to me and IDGAF what the story's gotta say about it). Quiet and sweet M finds his voice just so he can ask to have Kongpob back. THEY ARE IN LOVE!

Arthit is wildin' out here trying to gaslight Kongpob with this bullshit of "if you keep helping out your friends, then they'll never stand on their own." Sir, you wanna fuck Kongpob so bad, you look stupid.

AND KONGPOB SAYS IT!

I cannot stress enough how kinky this is and could have been if 2016 BL Land was allowed to lean into this because Kongpob has already established through his actions that he likes showing up for the punishments, and here he says the quiet part very loudly - Arthit likes punishing him.

Taking a break from the kink to point out that GMMTV was always going to get My Love Mix-Up because in 2016, May's friend said that "In Japan, if you write down the name of your crush on an eraser and use it, that person will love you"

Then we have May asking for an eraser and keeping it just so she can write Kongpob's name on it. But who gets upset about it? M! Because he loves Kongpob and I'm not accepting that he likes May just like Atom realized he liked a boy instead of girl eight years later. M loves Kongpob. That is my truth!

And here comes the kink lite again! Kongpob could leave. He doesn't have to take this verbal abuse from Arthit. He doesn't have to eat that damn spicy ass plate of food. He doesn't have to finish it either because Arthit gets up and leaves, yet HE DOES! Because he likes this treatment. This makes sense if it's sadomasochism, and that will guide me through these next couple of episodes.

Because the decision to make Arthit the one who likes pink milk is a choice, and now I want an entire TED Talk on how Arthit is probably the most well done homophobic bully with internationalized homophobia falling in love with the boy he is bullying.

Because, joke's on him, the guy he falls for is into that kind of shit.

And all of this happens so we can end with Kongpob getting pink milk for himself after he finished an entire spicy meal that he didn't need to since he enjoys being punished should make me so happy, but the show is trying to lighten Arthit's behavior by having him pay for the bill (and get the freshmen food, and having been hazed himself, and blah blah blah) instead of just letting the toxicito be toxic and Kongpob being into it.

I never thought I'd write this, but I don't want Arthit to be tamed. I want him to be so much worse.

[kingdaddydaichi]

Need a quick break from writing for Daichi. Let me get this out of my system then I'll go write another 10k words for my King Daddy...

k. bokuto x reader (fem)

nsfw. mdni. size kink.

I just KNOW Bokuto has a size kink! I’ve always hc’d that he likes short girls. And I don’t mean just girls who are shorter than him bc that’s…well pretty much all of them. I’m talking about girls who are like 5’4” or less. The closer to 5’0” the better in his book.

Bo thinks it’s the cutest thing when you tug on shirt and pout up at him when you want to give him a kiss.

His heart swoons when he leans down to kiss you and you stand on your tippy toes bc it shows him that you’re doing your best to meet him halfway.

The first time y’all are at a concert together and Bo can see over everyone’s heads, and he notices you standing on your tip-toes, craning your neck this way and that trying to see over people’s shoulders. Then he squats down so you can sit on his shoulders with the back of his neck between your legs. And when he slowly stands up to give you a better view, your eyes light up and you're like Princess Jasmine when she sings 🎶 IT’S A WHOLE NEW WORRRRLD 🎶 “so THIS is what the world looks like from almost 9 feet up!”

In typical himbo fashion, Bo has been known to scan the area wherever y’all are, looking for you and when he calls your name, you flatly say, “down here, Bo.” And he looks down while the biggest grin graces his sweet face bc he’s just so happy he found you. “Hey, baby! I thought I lost you there for a second!”

When he’s hitting it from behind, it turns Bo on to no end to be able to hunch all the way over you and give you little love bites on the back of your neck. He can kiss you without straining with his arms right next to yours, your fingers interlaced together. It makes his cock throb inside you when you moan in his mouth, his big hands pressing yours into the mattress while he slaps his strong, wet hips against your ass.

Missionary is a little awkward with Bo because your face is level with his chest, but it does provide the perfect opportunity to tease his nipples with your tongue. Mans has the most sensitive nips so when you lick and gently nip at them, Bo's pretty golden eyes roll back while his whole body shudders with pleasure. But he does try his best to kiss you while he's making love to you. You're making him feel so amazing all over, he doesn't even notice the discomfort in his back from forcing his spine to arch into an unnatural position sksskkksss. Then again, his back is pretty damn flexible. Have you seen the way it curves when he goes for a spike? 👁👄👁

Leaves you breathless when he's about to cum bc he throws his weight against you, fucking into you harder. He just doesn't know his own strength? But you don't mind bc the grunts and groans that leave this man's lips when he's about to bust a fat nut inside you give you life, and you swear you don't need to breathe anyway.

Is there anything sexier than making a brick shithouse of a man whimper your name when your orgasm hits and your tight pussy clamps down on his monstrous cock? No. No, there isn't.

Let me tell you, getting railed against the wall by Bo is a religious experience. The way he's effortlessly got your relatively tiny body pinned against the wall with your legs dangling over his forearms? His cock hitting spots that it just won't reach in any other position? His long fingers squishing into the fat of your ass as he guides you up and down all 9 inches of his slippery dick. And you're babbling between whimpers of his name while he presses his forehead to yours and grunts, "I'm so in love with you, baby owl. Always gonna take good care of you and treat you right," the force of his thrusts audible in his needy voice as he desperately tries to fuck all his love into you. He'll have both of you seeing the promised land. 🙏

There. I feel better now. This list is by no means exhaustive, but at least I got some of it off my chest. Thanks for listening.

tagging my fellow bokuhoes: @yuujispinkhair @luvkun4 @briokayama @chaoskrakenuwu @crystal-lilac

bokuto mlist | haikyuu mlist

[marengogo]

Silver Lining - What If #3 : For A Dreaded, but Inevitable, Separation

Who (feat. BTS) - by Lauv feat. BTS JK&JM  [~ how i’m feeling~]

[Music is a very big part of my life and I’m MOSTLY INCAPABLE of writing without music, so I just thought I'd share what I am listening to while writing this]

–🐺–🐺–🐺–

My Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, and Distinguished Enbies, how are you all?Let me tell you, I’m in a rather poetically-nostalgically romantic mood. Could it be because of FESTA? Or maybe PRIDE MONTH? I don’t really know. All I know is that LOVE IS IN THE AIR and is not the type where animated birds are singing along with you while you bust out in a colourful choreographed rendition of 🎵You Make My Dreams Come True🎶[500 Days of Summer]. No. It’s more like the kind where you have a secret lover in a period of time preceding a looming world-war that nobody sees coming and the way you communicate with your lover is through letters, one of which ends up in the hands of a very naive child [Atonement]. Hence, as a natural consequence, I started thinking about Jikook.

Supposing Jikook are a couple, I can’t preface this fact hard enough I would imagine that the prospect of soon having to be separated for at least 2 years (As realistically speaking they would be enlisting months a part) isn’t the most delightful 🤡. Wanna be a little delulu together? Cool, let’s step into Delululand for a minute or the entire post, let’s see …. Situation:

Person A, who claims to be sleepy, starts a whole Wlive where for a good 50 minutes at least, while not really interacting with his fans, watches a program where Person B appears. He then goes on to watch Person B’s MVs, Person B’s dance practice, a compilation of Person B’s clips, Person B’s TikTok challenge (on youtube). He goes even as far as to reveal that he has watched, on his own time, more of Person B’s content. 

At the end of all of that, Person A starts playing a japanese longing-love song [Tele　phon number by Junko Ohashi], which is abruptly changed for a song which main chorus is 🎵... thoughts of you keep me up at night …🎶 [Up at Night by Kehlani]

In Summary: Though sleepy, Person A spent the night watching videos of PERSON B and subsequently repeatedly played a song about being kept awake because of thoughts of someone … Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔.

Doesn’t seem too farfetched to think that perhaps JK was indeed thinking of JM, right? One could even dare say missing, and if you want to be even bolder, one could say that he was longing. As the title of the WLIVE was “Suchwita” the intention was clearly set, but some could argue that choice of songs was simply because he likes Kehlani and Justin, hence he thought of playing that song; repeatedly. Sure, that could be true, however, it is more of a common practice to select music that, yes we like, but that also have to fit certain moods. 

Every time JK starts a WLIVE we are graced with listening to songs he selects, perhaps from his “liked playlist”, meaning that they are not in a particular order or with a particular theme, reason why he often skips songs depending on the mood with which he started the live. We’ve had a WLIVE with exotic/oriental songs, another with dance/party songs, and also with KPOP. Though he usually tends to go for sad songs, or love songs or better yet, sad love songs. Just like the mood-light he created and constantly uses, I don’t believe it to be outlandish to believe that JK is a mood man.

If you add the aforementioned with the fact that JK seems to be particularly active on WEVERSE when JM is either busy (for example during the whole FACE Era, where we got a whopping number of 7 WLIVES if you count all the times he closed and restarted WLIVE then it is 10) or not in the country (for example JK WLIVE 140323 - JM off to go to the USA for FACE promotion ; JK WLIVE 240423 - JM off to the USA for the Tiffany Gran Reopening ; JK WLIVE 240523 - JM off to the UK for reasons yet not known). 

And now that JM is back: SILENCE.

In fact, both JM & JK are MIA. You’d think JK would have maybe popped in yesterday to let us know, or hint at the fact that, that something big is coming for himself, like all members have previously done for themselves. Nope; he didn’t. The only time JK has hinted at something big coming was about JM’s album. Media and BH had to let us know about JK’s album 🤡.

We’ve been saying this since BTS FESTA 2022 “it’s just 2 years”, “ we just have to make it until they get back from MS”, “We will be fine, let’s just support their individual endeavours, WE WILL BE FINE!”. Like a mantra, we’ve been reciting these and similar sentence for almost a good year now, and only yesterday when I started writing this post did it REALLY dawn on me the true heaviness of this upcoming separation. If Jikook are really dating, they are realistically looking at spending at least 24 months apart, as they would not be enlisting at the same time (reason why, I think JK is leaving in the order I stated here → Must Be Just Me … and not last).

If you knew that in a couple of months or so (I think JM will enlist right after his birthday) you wouldn’t be able to see the one you loved for a long ass-time, as well as about to lose your own freedom, what would you do? Would you stress? Would you try not thinking about it? Would you panic? Would you, for example, go out and try every single meat restaurant in your country? Would you try drinking? Smoking? Would you travel as much as you can? Would you go to as many concerts as you can? Hang out with as many people you love/like/care about as you can? But ultimately, would you try to spend every possible & available waking second you can have with your significant other?

Sure they can text, find a way to risk it and meet when they are on leave, or count on the other members to have dinners together, but no matter how you look at it, for two young men who seem to truly enjoy each other’s company; it feels hella painful. 

Thinking this really made me first want to watch a bunch of agonising love stories, but then I quickly avoided that option for Jikook lives in hotel rooms and then something happened. As I watched the famous 2019 VLIVE where JM apologises to JK for cutting the live, it hit me like lighting: 

EVER SINCE JK TURNED OF AGE (2016), JIKOOK HAVE NEVER HAD A VLIVE/WLIVE IN A HOTEL BEDROOM WHERE IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF THEM FROM START TO FINISH. 

Now, as these are just my observations and opinions, I might be wrong, and if you do know of one instance where they do, please let me know. Anyways, you can’t imagine how loud my brain exploded at this realisation! Prior to this I always felt like I had all these recollection of them being together in hotels so many times but it was all either:

Already with other members

Other members would join

Bon voyage 1: They “sleep” in the living room

Bon voyage 2: They share a room but we have no footage

Summer Package - Saipan: They walk into the same room and JM leaves right away 

In the soop 1: JK quickly goes into JM's room to cuddle in bed with JM, but leaves just as quickly. JM was at some point in JK’s bedroom, and on his bed, but then, the next we know, they are carrying out a mosquito net and JM gets hurt.

In the soop 2: JK goes to JM’s bedroom but we have no footage. JM goes to JK’s cabin, enters JK’s bedroom, sits on JK’s bed, but JK stays out of it which is the only reason why we got that whole footage with Bam if you ask me.

… But shall we go even further into Delululand?

Have you ever wondered why JK and JM never roomed together in any of the houses they lived in when they were all still living together? JM, as we all know, has roomed with Hobi and at some point, JiVMin (Hobi, Tae and JM) also shared a room. JK used to room with Joon and then ended up getting a room for himself, which was his (and Tae’s) desire. And yet mind you:

JK got his room alone, but was apparently always in JM and Hobi’s room

When during Bring The Soul JM told JK during dinner that he wished he they still paired them up in hotels, JK said that he was fine as he was and slept like a baby, just to find out a couple of years later that JK does visit JM’s hotel room often. 

Obviously, I don’t know why two of the closest member have never roomed together within the confines of their dorms, but if you ask me, it has always given me the vibes of when you’ve hit puberty and you invite a someone of your preferred gender over to maybe “do homework” and a parent goes: Just keep the door open … 🙄

So, JK and JM have never roomed together, where never publicly left alone in a hotel room after 2016, are quick not to be found in a bedroom together or if they are, there is no footage. 

If you think about ... we really don't have much to go off on in the "fanservice department" AND YET, they are the members that Joon found were still at home when they were supposed to go home and celebrate holidays. They are the members who went on a trip together. They are the members who sasaengs have provided innumerable pictures of them hanging out. They are the two members who, for a long time up until COVID would regularly share a care ride. Sure, they may not talk about each other as much as they used to, they don’t drop each other’s name like they used to, even though people around them still seem to insert them in sentences as “JK and JM did so-and-so …”. They are so consistent on their behavioural, and emotional, level.

The few times we’ve seen them interact since the beginning of Chapter 2, is like no time has passed, even when they both try really hard to imply or avoid the question of them hanging out. All we truly have right at this moment, are two young men, who assuming they are dating when not required to perform any public, or work, duty seem to fall off the face of the Earth. Silently and privately doing whatever-it-is they are doing while perhaps awaiting for the day they can no longer do whatever-it-is that they are doing, for a very very very long time. Very very long time. 

And now quickly! OUT OF DELULULAND and off to the movies to go what AGUST D IN JAPAN 🖤!

Always respectfully yours,

Marengo. 

[kawaiisakura143]

Love Ain't a Science (Egon Spengler x Sakura Rosas)

(The inner kpoppie in me wants to use this song & I don't know if it's just me, but this feels like a confession song towards the stubborn yet oblivious scientist.)

✿

It was a regular day at the firehouse; calls kept flooding in & out, but it didn't stop Sakura from enjoying the little bit of peace she had for herself. While Peter, Ray & Winston are out on a bust, Janine is having a date with Louis. All that is left in the firehouse is Sakura in the main lobby, organizing files & Egon tinkering down in the lab. Sakura had her headphones on listening to music as her way to motivate her to work. A song started playing that reminded her of a certain scientist. She hums through the song as she walks toward the filing cabinet to file some paperwork.

Why do you keep studying me?

You are no Einstein

Why do you measure angles?

This is no sine or cosine

She begins to sing along to the song as she continues to organize heading back & forth to the desk to pick up manila folders & paperwork swaying her hips to the rhythm of the song.

Pushing and pulling

That's not quite my style

If you're gonna give up in the middle

You'd better stay away from my heart

Sakura was having the time of her life singing & dancing to herself, giving herself a mini-concert; after all, there was no one there to judge her...or maybe she spoke too soon.

You think too much, that's your problem

Being stuck in your head will do no good (no good)

Quit wasting time measuring angles, finding answers

Better make a move

Down at the lab, Egon became a bit frustrated at his work of trying to upgrade the PKE meter, so it could pick up even higher levels of psycho-kinetic energy. Egon sighed in frustration, he lifted up his glasses & pitches the of his nose trying to calm himself down from the frustration. He began to look around the lab then a tiny idea popped up in his head as he starts to crave for something sweet...'Maybe a Twinkie won't hurt' he thought as he left the lab to head upstairs. As Egon finally reached upstairs he spotted the empty reception desk that confused him for a minute then saw Sakura coming back singing with her headphones on while holding a folder in her hand like a prop, he just stared at her in confusion but then confusion turned into amusement as he quietly stared at Sakura "performing" to what supposedly an imaginary audience.

🎶Love ain't a science, don't need no license

The more you sit there thinking, it's a minus

Don't try to be a genius, why so serious?

Follow your heart (Ooh-ah)

Let your heart lead you, what you, what you waiting for?🎶

Egon's eyes widen as well as a sudden shade of pink appears on his cheeks as he hears Sakura singing he was shocked on how magnificent her singing was, but something else caught his attention 'Is this song about me? Is she singing about me?' He immediately became observant as he watched Sakura dancing to the song, he seems so mesmerized of what’s happening in front him.

🎶You got a crush on me

You're gonna fall for me

Theory is no good when it comes to love

It's all useless, uh-huh🎶

As Sakura still had her headphones on not even noticing that Egon was just standing there watching her sing & dance to the song just having the time of her life when she thought that she was all alone in the lobby.

🎶Rather than Mr. Know, all Genius Einstein

More like a bulldozer Curious Frankenstein

Charge forward, clumsy yet fascinating

Straight away, push hard rush, got a crush on me🎶

Egon quietly leaned himself against the filing cabinet as he continued to watch Sakura sing & dance in front still unsure if the song is about him or not. He was distracted on what’s happening in front of him, he forgot why he came up upstairs for.

🎶Why don't you know it's fun 'cause the answer's missing

Why don't you know it's exciting 'cause the answer's unknown

Let our love be like having a screw loose (Let our love be like having a screw)

Like a fool who knows only one and nothing else🎶

As Sakura was singing the bridge of the song she gracefully spun from the corner of her eye she spotted a figure standing there. She quickly stopped her movements & took off her headphones seeing Egon watching from the filing cabinet, her eyes widened in shock & the color immediately drained from her face of embarrassment…was he watching her the whole time? “D-Dr. S-Spengler…uhhh what a surprise…I didn’t hear or see you come in, s-sorry f-for m-my unprofessionalism. I thought I was alone &…umm I’ll get back to work I-I’m so sor-” "You have a very nice larynx & ethnochoreology, you seem like you enjoy the act of performance." Egon interrupted Sakura's stammering as he tried to calm her down from her almost having a breakdown by complementing her singing & dance moves. "O-Oh...w-well...thank you, Dr. Spengler, anyways I should finish up with these files...umm...is there anything I can help you with? Since you're up here.." Sakura spoke up as she grabbed a stack of manila folders left on the front desk & took them to the filing cabinet. Egon stared at Sakura still trying to figure out if the song she was singing was about him, but he didn't want to bring it up since it would add more embarrassment for her...the clear image of Sakura singing & dancing was now stuck in his brain that he would never forget. "Umm...Dr. Spengler? E-Egon? Is everything oki?." Egon quickly snaps out of his trance & looks down at Sakura with a sly smile "My apologies for spacing out, just wanted to check if you're doing well that's all. I'll be in the lab if you need anything." Egon slowly turns around then heads back down to the lab as he continues to process what he has witnessed.

Love ain't a science (Mm-mm) (Ah)

Need no license (Mm-mm)

Learn more about me, 'bout me (Ooh-ah)

Already enough, you know 'bout me (Oh, woah)

Egon smiles then lets out chuckles as he can't get over how Sakura danced & sang that song that is now stuck in his head, the whole ordeal that happened made him find Sakura quite adorable. He sighed as he slowly went back to tinkering with the PKE meter, back upstairs Sakura was now sitting down with her head down at the front desk contemplating her existence of embarrassing herself in front of the scientist. She sighs as she slowly pulls her head up & took a glance at the clock, she begins to replay what just happened then something stuck out to her...that smile...was he smiling at her? She blushes furiously as she screams on the inside, this is the first time she ever saw Egon smile let alone at her...does this mean something...I mean the song kind of fits the vibe of the oblivious scientist. She lightly slams her head against the desk then slowly picks her head up then slowly stands to continue finishing her job at the now quiet firehouse.

Love ain't a science, don't need no license (Oh baby)

The more you sit there thinking, it's a minus (Minus)

Don't try to be a genius, why so serious? (Ooh yeah)

Follow your heart (Ooh-ah)

Let your heart lead you, what you, what you waiting for?

✿

(Well that was fun & I guess a little out of character for Egon, but still fun I had fun writing this^-^)

[skyllion-uwu]

write the script NEOW!!!

Alright

Candace: MOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BEING FUCKING CUNTS AND MAKING ANOTHER FUCKING MACHINE AGAIN

Linda: Don't be a fucking idiot Candace you're always trying to get your dumbass brothers in trouble for no fucking reason

Candace: AUGHHHH Phallius and Fart you're gonna be so busted!!!!!!!

Isabella: Phinease you fucking cunt what the fuck are you doing

Phineas: It's none of your fucking business you fucking slutty cunt you already fucking know what's up

Phineas: Hey where the fuck is our stupid ass slut of a pet Perry

*Cut to Perry (who now has an overcomplicated humanoid design) going down a HOLE?! 😳*

Major Monogram: Ah Agent Piss so fucking good you made it you fucking cunt Dickenshmirtz is up to his dumbass fucking schemes again go fucking stop him

Perry: 🫡

🎶 Dickenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! 🎶

Perry: *Busts through a door labeled "Nut"*

Dickenshmirtz: Perry the Platypussy! How une-

Perry: *Pushes Dickenshmirtz onto the couch and they start making out really heavily and moaning*

Dickenshmirtz: Oh~! Perry the Platypussy~!

*A solid minute of making out and moaning as I look at where my life has led me and question what choices I could've made*

Dickenshmirtz: Wait a second you're trying to distract me from using my Cockinator, the machine that will get rid of all the cocks (he means chickens HA HA GET IT IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TALKING ABOUT DICKS) in the Tri-State area! How could you play with my feelings like that?! Go fucking kill yourself Perry the Platypussy

Perry:

[jamdoughnutmagician]

🎵💿 discography tag 💿🎵

So I was tagged by @i-me-mine (thanks for the tag, lovely!! 💖)

Rules: pick an artist or a band and share your favorite song from each of their albums, then tag some mutuals!

My chosen band is, of course, McFly (no surprises there then) but I’m excluding their greatest hits album, their anthology tour ablum and their 10th anniversary albert hall album and just going for studio albums (if that makes sense??)

Edit:This was Legitimately one of the hardest things I’ve had to do lmaoooo I love their music so much that it’s basically a part of my personality.

tagging @faerysbloom @unlimiteddream90 @bookshelfdreams @the-odd-aardvadillo @medlilove (no pressure to do this though!!)

I’m putting this under a read more because I feel like this might run a little long??

Album:Room On The Third Floor (2004), Song:Five Colours in Her Hair

🎶She was all I thought about

this was a tough one to choose, because I like a lot of the songs on that album but this is the first ever song I heard from them when I was a kid that got me into their music!! So I had to pick this one!

The girl I couldn't live without🎶

Album:Wonderland (2005) Song:She Falls Aseep - Part 2

🎶When she's asleep the air she's breathing is for you

You're why she wants to live

I almost chose ‘The Ballad of Paul K’ from this album, but this one is just such a beautiful song (especially since it flows very nicely from ‘She Falls Asleep - Part 1) but again this was another Album where I could’ve chosen so many songs.

She's not got that much more to give🎶

Album:Motion in The Ocean (2006) Song:Star Girl

🎶Whoa, your gravity's makin' me dizzy

Girl, I gotta tell you, I'm feelin' much better

I always say that ‘Transylvania’ is my favourite McFly song but ‘Star Girl’ is the one that whenever I hear it on the radio I turn it WAY UP I’m instantly 9 years old again and takes me back!   

Make a little love in the moonlight🎶

Album:Radio:ACTIVE (2008) Song:Everybody Knows

🎶Now hearts are getting broken but I guess it's what they call growing up

I’m just picking this song for the key change in this song alone. It’s a good song for rocking out, but for screaming along with the lyrics? 10000000000/10 for sure!!

We don't expect results because the kids around here don't give a🎶

Album:Above The Noise (2010) Song:Shine A Light

🎶Tell me can you hear my voice

Loud and clear above the noise

Even if I had the choice

Just another fantastic song for singing along to? what more can I say?

I would not give up🎶

Album:Young Dumb Thrills (2020) Song:Happiness

🎶I guess the only way I could describe it

This was after waiting 10 years between their last album (excluding their greatest hits and live albums) and I remember hearing this song and watching the video for the first time when it came out and it just made me so happy, so that’s why I’m choosing this one!

It's like hearing a love song and jumping inside it🎶

Album:The Lost Songs (2020) Song:Josephine

🎶I just wanna feel you close to me

Can't you see you made a ghost of me

This was an album of songs that were originally meant for their 6th album, but they got put away when they worked with Busted and became McBusted, but I am SO glad that they eventually came out with these songs, because we otherwise might not have had the chance to hear them!!

Josephine🎶

[vt-scribbles]

✨️🎶💖🎯 for the writing ask game!♡

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

Okay SO. I'm really good at painting animated pictures inside a reader's head. I've got fun and likeable characters. I'm REALLY good at painting establishing shots and scenery. I think I have fun transitions sometimes, and I'd like to think I can be pretty funny when I want to be! Not like 'bust a gut' funny, but 'delighted snickering' funny.

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

>> Answered here! &lt;<

💖 What made you start writing?

Ohhh man... that's a pretty long answer. I guess the short version is simply: I liked painting pictures in my head. And on top of that, just like how I started drawing, I wanted to Tell Stories. I saw all the animated shows around me, the manga I read as a teen, and the mysteries I read... and I wanted to make what they had. I wanted to make stories that made me feel like I did as a kid when reading something for the first time. Unfun fact though: When I first started writing in sophomore year of highschool, I asked my english teacher for feedback, and she silently read my story's first chapter [which was admittedly, not good] and then basically told me to give up writing, and that 'you'll never get anywhere with it.' And of course after being crushed for a bit I went 'fuck you' and decided to prove her wrong. I continued writing and roleplaying and developing my story-telling skills out of spite. Nowadays I consider myself a perfectly serviceable author when I have someone to work off of.

Fullmetal Alchemist was the true starting point of my art and writing career, when I was 16. I started off my true artist/author's path with one goal. "I want to create a story that people want to binge all in one go like I just did with this anime."

And... fourteen years later, I've done that. And past-me would be so proud and in disbelief.

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

OH MAN...... WHERE DO I START LMAO. There's a few beta-readers in particular who are ABSOLUTELY CRACKED at theorycrafting and catching onto me and Corrie's writing for The Harvester. It started with simple things like 'X character is gonna blow up at X character' and stuff like that. But nowadays? TH has gotten SO complex compared to its starting arcs that the theorycrafting has gotten WILD.

As far as sharing which ones have been predicted... oh man. I gotta be vague since some people haven't read TH yet. Sooo... A major plot point abt Topaz. A major plot point abt Hemmi. The Big Thing that happened to Tita. Something in the future that happens with Blue Diamond. Hell... a couple friends of mine are so cracked that they have predicted the entire plot [with at least 80% accuracy] and they have no idea.~ And if you're reading this and you know who you are...... have fun with that info.

The Harvester is STILL ongoing [and will be for years to come], so I can't share too much... but JUST last night a friend of mine was staring at the Hematites' designs and finally put something together that I've been waiting 7 YEARS for someone to notice. And now I'm going to leave this here and let anyone who knows/reads TH wonder wtf it was ;3 [Hint: it hasn't become relevant YET, but it will by the end of arc 7.]

[authoralexharvey]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

I'm gonna finally answer this one because every time I scroll by it I am filled with Sadness anyway hi Andi you want it you got it so uh. Here's Alex's Top 5 Playlist (incredibly subject to change depending on if I want to be a sad bitch, a high bitch, a vibing bitch, or just need something to scream with)

Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair by Artic Monkeys. Partly because the title is funny, partly because the song slaps, partly because I can almost hit the low notes without it hurting.

Good Luck by Broken Bells. The bassline really does it for me.

It Will Come Back by Hozier. Am I gay? Horny? Feeling monstrous? All of the above? Doesn't matter, fits all of the moods.

Bust Your Kneecaps by Pomplamoose. Such a fun song tbh and I love feeling like a scorned mobster. Also makes me a hit at karaoke.

Devil's Haircut by Beck. The whole Odelay! album is so fucking good tbh. Beck is an interesting fellow and changes a lot, but this song is especially worth a listen IMO.

I'm giving you a bonus song as well because I am physically incapable of not talking about this band:

Josslyn by Chase Petra. They were my 2022 top Spotify artist for a reason tbh. Love them so incredibly much. I have other songs I love more than this one, but the refrain at the end is very fun to sing along to. Like. "Kindness is all you can give in the grand scheme but don't you negate the power of angry" just dvlhkjlkanvj I am losing it a lil just thinking about this band tbh. Anyway thanks for the ask!

[daxieoclock]

🥺🛒🎶💖🦅🤩🤲 and 🧠 for Haru!!! :D

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK AAA

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

Uhhh okay so I'm such a fucking sucker for when a character's mask involuntarily slips, but I also fucking love when a character intentionally lets down that mask as a gesture of trust. fucking kills me every time. In Red Gaia, you've got when Vee drops her unaffected shtick around Tifa and starts being full and genuine with her. And in DV, you've got when Akechi surrenders their knife to Kasumi, and early on the scene where Ren drops the lies fully for Ann that just fucking kills me every time.

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

@lilyhoshikawa hooked me on scar imagery, @mcpuliotjr hooked me on egg imagery, but. masks. masks are all me. i mean it's big inspired by persona 5 obviously but i think the initial piece of media that made me start obsessing with masks was Bleach. if you know you know.

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

Always. always always. I sometimes have to pause it to think through tricky parts but music helps me so so much. g-d bless character playlists, really.

song wise ive been listening to the hosiers and des rocs a lot, but Worried About Ray has been my repeat song for a few weeks. still hits so hard.

💖 What made you start writing?

Can't remember! I was like eight, and I was always obsessed with stories and storytelling and it felt natural to me to make my own stories

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

Column A, column B? If it's a big fic I've already outlined at least a chunk of it in my head, and I often have to write down those details to keep from losing them. Even then, I often and up coming up with stuff midway through writing that I'd never considered, or making big changes on the suggestion of my beta readers (hi jane <3). with oneshots, it's full on pants. I get a basic idea and just sit down and flow thoughts and see what happens.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

G-d. how can I even pick. Uhhh. Ann Takamaki probably. G-d I love her and I love writing her. She's so angry and loves so fully and like ALWAYS has a strong opinion about everything and I love that about her. I also adore her friendship with Ren SO much aaa they're so good for each other.

Haru...I love her so so much but she's got like five million masks that it's sometimes hard to hit on what she's actually feeling at any time. I'm confident about how she'll react, I'm just not always sure what she's feeling.

Akechi's also really fun to write but I'm not nearly as good as Jane and Jae at writing them djfgbjb.

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

I'll share a few actually. All from the same oneshot, which is fully first-drafted but i have no idea how to properly contextualize it without getting into my five million unposted headcanons about a Final Fantasy mobile game.

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Anyway it's fun to jam characters from different Final Fantasy games together cause sometimes I'm just like "yeah Y'shtola (XIV) would sleep with Kurasame (Type-0) to get over her angst towards Lightning (XIII) who is currently ghosting both her and her other lover, Prishe (XI)." Messy polycules of traumatized sapphics dating traumatized sapphics from other worlds. As you do.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

Oh hey I can bust out a relatively new one for this. My friends know it, but I haven't posted it here yet.

[boomerang109]

🎶BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD🎶

[kingboohoo37]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

I have not forgotten you my friend xD

While I mostly listen to movie scores, I also listen to a lot of video game music and of course some more normal music genres.

Sometimes even anime music but rather rarely nowadays it really depends on my phase xD

Let's mix them together a bit.

5. Rock or Bust - AC/DC

Yep when the time is right I like to listen a lot to AC/DC songs... which probably is my dad's fault since that was kinda his time xD

4. You Know My Name - Chris Cornell

Yes that is the James Bond song from Casino Royale xD While I'm not the biggest Bond fan this song really stuck in my head for several weeks and trust me it's really good.

3. Revali's Theme - Manaka Kataoka, Yasuaki Iwata, and Hajime Wakai - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

I know I know, I still haven't finished this game cause there are so many other things on my list but damn the soundtrack of this game goes hard. This is my favorite theme from that game. It always calms my nerves.

2. There are so many things I want to list here so I'm just gonna take three of the same franchise and you can't do anything about it!

Sonia's Theme - Go Ichinose, Minako Adachi - Pokemon Sword and Shield

Cynthia's Theme - Go Ichinose, Junichi Masuda, Hitomi Sato

Route 15 - Shota Kageyama - Pokemon X and Y

I can't leave without giving a shoutout to Go Ichinose and friends for making the most amazing experiences of my childhood!

Ignite - Jeff Williams, Casey Lee Williams - RWBY Volume 5

That is a RWBY song alright and there are countless other ones I could list but this one makes you feel like you can unroot trees with your bare hands. The entire soundtrack for that series is one of my all-time favorites and that will never change.

If you need motivation I can recommend this one.

[inuyashasfangs]

🎶✨when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

omg hiii!! i love stuff like this, it makes me super happy! i’m picking a mix of recent favorites and dear friends for a bit o’ variety so!!

1. cocoon ⟡ catfish & the bottlemen

this is a very duncney song to me + it helps me focus when i want to write or read (extremely helpful when that writing is total drama-related)

2. crack-crack-crackle ⟡ class:y

i’ve been watching undead girl murder farce (a real blorbo machine of an anime) and this is the opening! it makes me wanna bust open ableton and make something but then i just end up listening to it on loop. good soup. note: i've added two links! the first is to the anime opening (flash warning!) and the second is to the full song's audio

3. malibu ⟡ trixie mattel

such a summer song!!!! it gives me all the happy chemicals + makes me want to go rollerskating so so bad (i cannot skate Yet but when i do??? trixie time)

4. high in brighton ⟡ fizz

continuing the summery trend!! this one is more like. friendship montage set to music but my mind still associates it w the summer season. this is the anthem for when the vacation plans actually leave the group chat. i wanna buy a van and drive to the coast (fun note: i had no idea this happened in the music video until i started compiling links for this fdiuhfdjk)

5. nothing without you ⟡ emma blackery

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! more happy summer vibes even though the lyrics make me Think a lot. i usually get in a songwriting mood when i listen to it, but even if i somehow encounter a creative block i’m still in a good mood. this is like if balloons were a feeling.

bonus!!

daycare theme ⟡ allen simpson

elevator music for my brain. i love u fnaf i love u sun and moon i love u silly sound effects!!!!

[mlobsters]

recap is enough to make me start making the stinkface. see my copious complaints about s6e1. oh and a baby in danger. MY FAVORITE 😒

supernatural s6e2 two and a half men (w. adam glass)

i'm sure robosam is gonna be just peachy about a missing baby. full of empathy.

kiddo, i'm making the same face trying to watch this right now. alternating with lisa's.

gonna keep my screaming about gun safety and children to myself. that's on you, dean.

all right and you know what, can we also address the absurdity that she just full-on let this very fucked up man move into her house with her kid based on a) one night of hot sex in 1999 b) him rescuing her kid in a monster of the week situation c) and the context i'm sure she doesn't know that the only reason he's there is because he promised sam. for a year! and we've seen him lying to her onscreen more than once now, and he was clearly hiding whatever he had been doing to try to bust sam out of hell. but apparently it "WAS THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE" per lisa, which just, no. she deserved better writing than this, if they were gonna shove her character in this absurd storyline.

i really adored mitch pileggi in the xfiles but grandpa is not working for me. i'm only 10 minutes and yet so much whingeing. another thing i hate about this robosam plot, they're making me dislike sam. boo. booo!

(live shot of me right now i miss babies)

why THE FUCK are they not taking the baby to the authorities so i dunno, the living family members can take him in? 🎶 i hate everything about this 🎶

crying because i miss babies this age

a shifter baby, great. this is sure to end well.

DEAN And what about in here? What are we gonna - study him? Poke at him?

CHRISTIAN Your mind goes straight to torture, Dean. Don't assume that for everyone.

DEAN What exactly are you trying to say?

CHRISTIAN Sorry, I heard about what you majored in down in the Pit.

what the fuck, man. that's vile bringing it up and using it against him?

using the baby as bait, who me? i would never 🥺 yeah whatever, soulless plotline bullshit. this must have been INFURIATING (and/or incredibly stressful if you're an anxiety riddled bean like myself) to watch live and not know wtf was going on.

reunited (with the impala) and it feels so good blah blah car porn, there was nothing stopping him from driving it before even if it was only his weekend car just stop it. i know, bringing logic into it, that's what happens when i'm pissy.

i don't have anything (else) to say about lisa or ben, they're so thinly drawn and just there for dean's whatever. just. whatever.

hoping to hold my nose and swallow down the however many more episodes of robosam and hope it gets at least slightly better after that.

this is me, trying to embrace radical acceptance, before i start watching s6e2 of spn

[kingdaddydaichi]

nsfw alphabet: daichi sawamura

🏐 cw/an: nsfw, mdni, dom!daichi, f!reader, cum eating, bed breaking, spanking, hair pulling, rigging/shibari/bondage, tongue fucking, teasing/edging

🏐 tagging: @briokayama @lanaxians-2 (ch. III is coming along nicely 😉)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s so sweet, y’all. He’ll wipe you down with a warm, soft cloth and make sure you drink lots of water while he asks what you need from him like his hips didn’t just leave bruises on your ass.

B = Body part (favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Himself: his eyes (he’s not wrong)

Yours: if you ask him, he’ll smile and tell you “only the parts that are you”, but in his man-brain he’s thinking DAT ASS.

Bonus! – Your favorite body part of his: those 🎶THICCCCCCC🎵ASS🎵THIIIIIIIIIGHS🎶. If not, then you’re not a true Daichi fucker. #js 💁🏼‍♀️

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Daichi’s got some thick, powerful, voluminous loads okay? It’s why his balls are so big and heavy alright? No one ever has or will be able to put it all back with just one swallow. Best believe some will always leak out the corners of your mouth so you may as well swallow your pride right along with it. But Daichi’s spent dick will twitch one last time when he watches his cum spill from between your lips - either pair is fine.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Accidentally cums in his own mouth sometimes. He’s not trying to, it’s just that his mouth is usually open when his cock turns into Old Faithful. Hates the taste of it. Has mad respect for you since you drink him down without a single complaint. Thinks you must love him an awful lot (ofc you do) to let him cum in your mouth, especially since there’s always so much. But he will gladly let you kiss him with his flavor still lingering on your tongue after swallowing one of his fat loads just bc he loves you so damn much. So if either of you questions whether the other loves you just think of all that cum. 💀

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think Daichi’s been with at least a few women before he met you? He’s fucking handsome and has this perfect balance of boyish charm and serious disciplinarian that ensures he hasn’t wanted for sex since he was 18. He met you in his mid-twenties and after his first date with you he broke things off with his fuck buddy (that you never knew/know/will know about). 

I should’ve just put it into 3.5 words: He’s a Capricorn. Of course he knows what he’s doing. He’s highly sexual, really good in bed, and will straight-up ask you while he’s fingering you if it feels good and expects you to tell him in real time what feels the best/what you like/how you like it. (Trust me, I’ve had more than one 👀 Capricorn male and can attest that this is how they do. 😤)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Something about seeing you preen like a cat for him while he hits it from behind makes him go a little feral. Your face pressed against the mattress or pillow and your ass in the air like you’re presenting for him. Bonus points if you throw it back on him while you moan about how good he feels when he fucks you hard. 10/10 he’s gonna bust a fat nut in this position so save it for last 😏.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

His default is serious, but if something funny happens he’s gonna laugh so go ahead - let go of your embarrassment and be able to laugh at yourself (and him!). He just loves being authentic with you. He’ll be weird about it if you are, but he’ll be relieved if you laugh and make inside jokes about it with him.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes, yes. 

The grooming part? Man, i’ont know. I’ve said before that he’s got a full bush but like maybe you persuade him to trim his pubes one time? Five minutes later, he’s apologizing while cumming inside you, moaning about how sensitive he is. It embarrasses him when he ejaculates prematurely for the first time since his teens, but damned if he’s not buying a manscaping kit. 👀 You’ve especially got him wrapped around your finger after you tell him how much bigger he looks when he’s trimmed. Like he needs the help. 😮‍💨

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I feel like Daichi has 2 main modes:

1.       He’s soft and thoughtful, slow and sensual while overwhelming you with his weight, mating you into the mattress, hands intertwined with yours as he presses them against the bed above you. 

2.       He’ll fuck your fucking brains out, kinky asf, you better hold the fuck onto something because he’s liable to break your fucking bed*. 💅🏼

(*again, speaking from my own experience with a Cap - it legitimately happened on 2 separate occasions 😬 so I just know this is gonna be a thing with Daichi. When I tell y’all Capricorn men are P A S S I O N A T E lovers I have never lied. They give Scorpios a run for their money. You see it coming with Scorpio; you don’t with Capricorn.)

So Daichi has bought you a couple of new bed frames since y’all started dating. Eventually you just give up on having a headboard. There’s really no point. Seems like the only purpose it served was something for Daichi to grab onto and slam against the wall when he’s railing you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Hmm…I like to think of Daichi masturbating like he’s afraid he’ll get caught. Trying to look all normal and shit even though he’s alone. Fighting like hell to keep a straight face while he tugs on his thicc cock with one hand and the other pulls at his large balls. Will whimper under his breath, trying to be quiet when he cums on his chest and abs.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Daddy Daichi is a Dom, a hard SAVAGE Dom and a service Top at the same damn time. But always Dom/Top. (Just keep in mind his aftercare is top-notch and you’ll be okay.)

I see him with a reward/punishment kink. Rewards you with his cock when you’re good; punishes you with his cock when you’re bad (whether by edging you with it or denying you of it or slamming it into you so hard you think he’s gonna break you.) 

Spanking (giving)! 

Hair pulling (giving)! Just imagine he’s got you on your belly with his mouth right up next to your ear whispering naughty things to you, pounding you into the mattress  while he slowly but firmly pulls on a fistful of your hair. Jesus help me. 😤😩😮‍💨 

Absolutely gets off on the idea of rigging. Handcuffs are cute and all, but he’d love nothing more than to tie you up Shibari-style and play with you. Please let him do this to you - you trust him. He’s so hardcore about it too. Like, he’s the type to tie the rope from your feet to your hair. Suddenly I feel inspired to write a drabble/fic about Shibari with Daichi. 👀

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Kinda the bathroom? He can’t begin to describe how turned on he’s been anytime y’all have fucked in the bathroom, whether at home or at a party or in one of the church bathrooms during your cousin’s wedding…Daichi cums so much that some of his hot semen dribbles onto the countertop between your legs.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Massage his legs and let your fingertips graze the sensitive area behind his knees. 10/10 will give him chills. When you’re watching a movie or something let your hand wander along his thigh until your hand just barely grazes his dick. He’ll look down at you with a knowing smirk while he shifts to open his legs a little more. Palm him through his clothes and feel him grow right under your touch. A few minutes of this and he’ll pull his rock hard dick out and pull you on top of him to bounce on his lap. If you’re in public, he’ll be a good boy and keep up appearances right up until he finally gets you alone. Then you’re getting punished. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I feel like Daichi wouldn’t be into butt stuff? Oh he’ll play with your ass, but his might as well have a “wrong way/do not enter/exit only” sign tattooed on it. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving but that’s saying A LOT bc he loves eating your pussy. And it shows given his better-than-average skill level. He’s so sensual about it too, like he has full-blown makeout sessions with your cunt, licking and sucking your clit so good. Also, best tongue fuck of your life.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You tell him. He’ll kinda switch it up, go back and forth unless you tell him you want one or the other. I will say I think Daichi is an incredibly sensual lover (Earth signs usually are). His chest pressed against yours while he kisses you, his hands roaming your breasts, stomach, hips, back, thighs, everywhere while his strong hips roll against you nice and slow so you can feel every inch of him. He’s really fucking good at the slow and sensual, but trust that he won’t hesitate to rail you hard and fast if that’s what you need from him. Your sweet Daichi just wants to hear you whimper his name no matter how he fucks you. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) (this one accidentally turned into a short drabble 😬)

Especially after he becomes a cop his work hours are so fucked up that it feels like y’all hardly sleep together anymore. That’s why if he’s patrolling close to your home and he knows you’re there, he’s pulling into the driveway and coming inside.

He’s gonna find you wherever you are - in the kitchen, in your office, in the shower, in the backyard - and he’s going to bend you over the nearest surface and roll his hips against you. You’ll hear the clanking of his belt just before he yanks your pants down and moves your panties to the side to rub the head of his cock between your pussy lips. You’re slick in no time at all and he starts bullying his fat cock inside your tight walls.

“I’ve missed this so much, baby,” he says as his hips rut against your ass.

You’ll try to say something back but he just feels so good so all you can manage are a few broken syllables about how good he feels while he pounds into you, watching the striations of your slick along his cock as he slides in and out. He’ll reach between your legs and start tugging on your clit as his balls draw up, a sure sign of his impending orgasm. Soon your legs are shaking so much that you’d be on the ground were it not for Daichi pinning you to whatever surface he’s fucking you against.

You’re crying out his name and he feels your walls sucking him harder, talkin bout “Shit. So fuckin close, babe.”

Knowing he’s about to cum, hearing his breath become irregular, feeling his hips start to buck a little out of control sends you over the edge. You squeeze down around him so hard he loses it too.

“Mmfuck m’gonna cum baby”. He groans loudly and his hips go rigid as his cock twitches again and again, unloading his heavy balls into your womb. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Experimenting - it depends. He thinks he’s a lot more adventurous than he is. Like he’ll use toys on you if you ask him to. He doesn’t mind. He doesn’t get jealous of dildos; dildos get jealous of him. But I don’t see him having a dungeon or anything like that. The occasional Shibari scene is about as wild as it gets with him. 

Risky - he’ll tell you to define “risky”. Exhibitionism is a no-go for him. Oh he’ll fuck you inside a locked restaurant bathroom bc you’ve been rubbing his dick under the table. But he’s not gonna do anything that’ll get y’all caught. He’s not shy about sex - aha ahahaha - but he is very private about it. He takes calculated risks while being low key mischievous and sneaky. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I feel like Daichi can last a really long time? If he does cum kinda fast he’s ready for round 2 within 10-15 minutes. But when he’s done, he’s done. And usually really hungry. Will 1000% walk into the kitchen naked and start looking for food.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn’t own any toys before he met you, but now he’s got a cock ring maybe? Gets crazy hard wearing it. Also, mans bought a fucking Bluetooth remote control g-spot vibrator for you. Especially loves it when you wear it in public. Smirks and steals glances at you from across the room as you mingle. He pulls up the app on his phone and to everyone else it just looks like he’s scrolling or something but what he’s really doing is turning it on and controlling it while he watches you try not to rub your legs together during dinner with friends.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The only time he teases is as punishment. He’ll let his cock get just close enough for the tip to kiss your clit then pull away. Or he’ll push it inside of you just enough that you feel that delicious stretch around his girth but not enough to push through the tight ring at your opening. Your pussy squeezes and throbs as if trying to suck him in but then he’ll pull back out talkin bout “Maybe later, Princess” like he just lost interest or something. A little while later when it looks like you might legitimately cry if he doesn’t dick you down, he’ll finally let you ride him until you can’t move your legs anymore. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Daichi’s kinda quiet, but he’s very vocal. Loves telling you what he’s gonna do to you, what you’re gonna do to him, how beautiful you are, how good you’re making him feel, how much he loves you, wants to know how you’re feeling and what he can do to make it better…but that warm, silky, deep (Japanese) voice of his is soft. His lips right up against your ear so his voice vibrates along your spine. Legit gives you chills. A couple of grunts or moans but when he cums? WOOOO he damn near whimpers and swears under his breath, just a simple “Fuck, baby,” trying not to let his voice crack. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Mans has some seriously sensitive nipples. You still remember the time you discovered this fact. You and Daichi had been making out and things were getting heated. He took his shirt off and your hands were exploring his chest when your thumb brushed against his nipple. He moaned in your mouth before gasping when you did it again. “Shhhhit…” he hissed between gritted teeth. You put 2 and 2 together and decided to play with him a little. Later, when you were grinding on top of him you bent down and started flicking your tongue over one of his nipples and Daichi damn near lost it. “You like it when I play with your nipples, Daichi?” you asked playfully. “Yeah. Be careful though, I don’t wanna cum too fast.”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Heh.

Okay so mans is packing. I saw a drabble recently that described it as a “fat thick coke can cock” and I couldn’t agree more. Not very long so 6”, maybe 6.5? But jfc no less than 2” wide. And a big thick tip. He’s a show-er not a grower. What you see when he’s soft is pretty much what you’re getting when he’s hard af. Mfer is so heavy it can’t get out of its own way so it doesn’t stand straight up. It’s just thick and kinda smooth? And quite a bit darker than the rest of his complexion. Also, huge, heavy balls. Uncircumsized. Dick print so big you can make out the head of his cock inside his thickest pair of sweats. 

Can’t express how much Daichi loves hearing you praise him for his size. Not bc he’s proud of being big, but bc too many times he’s been dumped bc of his size. Seriously, he’s thick. Big part of why you can take him though is bc he makes you feel safe enough that you can fully relax and let him take control. He’s so fucking good. Please? Take him all the way? He’ll be gentle, he promises. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty. Fuckin. High. The former volleyball captain is highly sexual. Highly. He works hard and doesn’t complain, but a man needs his outlet. He’s also got Mars in Virgo so sex is going to be a huge pressure release valve for him. It’s also when he’s the most emotional/vocal about his feelings for you. You will have his undivided attention and be able to appreciate the full spectrum of his passion.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not immediately, but don’t plan on having a long pillow talk session with him afterwards. He’s an intense lover so he’s pretty tuckered out. He’ll try to stay awake with you for a little while, but ultimately he’s just so damn tired and probs won’t be awake for too much longer.