#burying my face in my hands

[primamchorus]

"If only somebody hadn't wrecked the car. Oh my god... Unbelievable." "Oh... I would hate to be that guy... Heh... Oh, c'mon, don't be that way. You know I didn't mean to do it!" "Of course not. Sabotage is far beyond you."

[nitewrighter]

My whole thing with writing that chapter was like, "Am I accidentally-on-purpose writing kink or is this just a natural byproduct of the superhero genre in general having so so so much BDSM subtext in its plots and plot devices."

[beesyjimwax]

Highlights from a spur-of-the-moment braindumped aperture crossover. "The time periods do not line up at all" shhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhhh you're gonna be okay shhhhhhhhhhh

[peaches2217]

I’ve never been able to find the full voice clip on YouTube because people just rush by it and it’s easy to miss, so have the full version of Mario’s eerily realistic crying.

[astradyke]

i think i was so thrown off by the puppy spit slow motion that i completely forgot about the oh my God they kissed joke. i am sincerely happy that they don't have to filter themselves out that much these days, they deserve it. i do wish that didn't involve the various kinds of foreplay they've done on camera over the course of june, but i guess kink does belong in pride . so

[laniidae-passerine]

can’t believe that Armand experienced a series of micro-aggressions from Daniel and it made him fall in love again. like maybe all my aunties were right maybe interracial relationships are a mistake

[thedreadblog]

I just had a Hypothetical Thought:

It's odd to me that Solas ends up trapped in his own prison. It's odd to me that he so readily gives a total stranger the reins in trying to fight his two escapees, Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain.

And just now, while re-watching one of the videos posted here on tumblr (which I'm not gonna reblog, videos get reblogged AFTER game release, it's so much easier to spoil people in videos and I'm not gonna.) I wondered if he might pull a Vetinari:

"Never build a dungeon you can't get out of".

In Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards!, the patrician of the city Ankh-Morpork gets locked up in his own dungeons. When the main character of the story, Captain Sam Vimes, ends up in the dungeon with him, he learns that Vetinari has actually made himself quite comfortable until it is safe to leave again. Vetinari tells Vimes that one should never build a dungeon they wouldn't like to live in themselves, nor should they build one they can't escape.

And I know that Trick is a Discworld reader. They've talked about several of the main characters of the series on Twitter. I know that several of the other devs are as well...they might've gotten inspired.

Look, if this is a thing that happens, I'll be fucking delighted.

[who-can-touch-my-boob]

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Happy Friday y’all, here some tiddies

[unspecifiedfigure]

redraw of one of my first steddie pieces!! <3

[syn0vial]

most relatable Boba Fett Moment™ in the expanded universe is when he very calmly and curtly walks away from what should be a highly emotional conversation (much to the annoyance and disgust of the person he's speaking to), locks himself in a washroom, then proceeds to have debilitating panic attack for several minutes before standing up, composing himself, and walking out in the exact same unruffled manner like nothing happened :^)

[ahollowgrave]

-- crowned with flowers. Odette and Fornax enjoying the quiet of Odette's garden, surrounded by friends.

[feat. the fantastical and charming Fornax of @verysmallcyborg!]

A bonus shot, just for you:

After this they attend knitting club, btw. Which is a few OCs strong and the second I see knitting props!!!!!

[stardustedknuckles]

Winter wanders are always better with friends.

[guardian-angle22]

TK/Carlos + Touch

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[david-tennant-in-chairs]

"I mean uh"

My exact words when watching this gif and seeing most pictures, gifs, and videos of David

[deputyrook]

Okay. I just finished Greedfall.

INSANE ending. INSANE.

I am so happy the game gave me the option to join Constantin at the end. It was literally perfect. I could not have wanted anything more from that ending, I would not have changed a thing, I have no notes.

You fuck over everyone else for each other. You fuck over everyone except each other. He promises you that if you join him you'll both rule together hand-in-hand as gods and then... YOU DO???

the ending is unambigiously pretty evil (I mean obviously, your companions are all betrayed, even though I guess nature does heal? and ngl he makes some points...) but it doesn't come with some stupid twist that Constantin ends up betraying you. Throughout the game, he is so consistent in his respect and love for De Sardet. And Constantin bringing up how the world has used and manipulated both of them is such a beautiful callback to De Sardet's "All the lies we've been fed since our tender childhood" line from earlier in the game. I'M SICK!!!

And. Okay. The ending is so romantic, but in a perfectly implied way. "This new world is my gift to you" (excuse me.) Constantin saying he did everything "for you, for us. so that [they] may live free at last." De Sardet tentatively grasping his outstretched hand and Constantin pulling her into an embrace where she buries her face into his neck. HELLO???

he asks her to bind herself to him FOREVER and then SHE DOES. No matter the alliances she's struggled to build, the factions she united, the friends she's made- De Sardet chooses Constantin over it all. they're so fucked up and codependent. I'm obsessed.

[pareidolla]

oh, i'm absolutely deleting this, but - and i'm saying this with a beet red face - i've made so many jokes about my voices being cute girls and shoujo characters that i've been wondering if anyone would be interested in like, a dating sim with them...? it'll probably be more story-focused than anything romantic but (gestures wildly)