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How’d I get Isikiad into Yandere Obey Me Chapter Eleven Part One-Tears, fears, and not so secret discussions

Three important things real quick to make things a bit more clear before we head to the story:

1-) November and December suck up any free time I have. This is due to things I have to do in my personal life that include family, my education, and my work. Because of this updates will be sporadic until mid December with the exception of Christmas. Which is slightly unfortunate because I love writing given it’s my passion.

2-) I’ve avoided using curse words in my writing till now, but I will be holding a poll soon to see if the majority of y’all don’t mind cause I don’t care either way.

3-) Just to let y’all know Reader Cannon Age in the story is going to be 17,998. This is because I headcannon that every thousand years is like one year to immortals, and I want the reader in the story to be just almost an adult which would be at eighteen thousand. But before entering the story the Reader was already an adult for a while so their treatment of her is going to cause her discomfort as someone who is mentally no longer a young almost adult.

The characters ages are as follows:

Barbatos: time itself tbh

Lucifer: 24,331

Diavolo: 24,451 (I feel like he and Lucifer are really close in age given their dynamic with each other, but Diavolo is just slightly older.)

Mammon: 23,302

Leviathan: 22,856

Satan: 22,560

Asmodeus: 21,985

Beelzebub: 21,005

Belphegore: 21,005

Simeon: 24,556

Luke: 10,115

Solomon: He lost track and doesn’t even bother with his age beyond 6000, but he’s considered an adult instead of a 6 year old equivalent given that he’s human and their lifespans aren’t supposed to be that long. He’ll always say he’s 6,000 and holding 😂.

Mephistopheles: 23,334 (he’s around 1,000 years younger than Diavolo because I’m sticking to the canon of him being born to be Diavolo’s friend/playmate for his parents status.)

Thirteen: a lady never tells her age but before she was a grim reaper I headcanon that she died at 25 as a human so still an adult.

Yuki: 16 nearing 17 (Yuki’s appearance btw will be based off of my MC as will her background story which will be revealed later on. I can’t wait to put her in the story cause I thrive on foreshadowing.

It’s also part of my headcanon for immortals like demons and angels to not really care about their age past the thousands part. So if someone asks their age they’ll say 23 instead of 23,560 because to them it makes more sense. Most don’t even celebrate their birthdays every year and only celebrate them when it seems to matter like every thousand years. The only exception to this is when their a figure of importance or of great respect. Then they celebrate every single year. This will be important later on so when introductions are eventually made soon, I hope this clears up any misunderstandings. Have a lovely day and enjoy the story!

(Y/N) POV:

I blinked slowly and struggled to sit up. Barbatos quickly assisted me carefully while chiding me. “Your still a bit weak, My Lady. Be careful.”

“Y-yes, Barbatos.” I stuttered out confused. His behavior was vastly more familiar than before. Just how well did this cliche work?! I told Glitch mentally to prepare a status update for me.

“Where are my Brothers?” I hesitated for a moment acting a bit shy. “Are they… here?” I let my shoulder droop a bit in an act of disappointment not seeing them near.

“Your brothers are nearby. They have taken a moment to rest while waiting for you to wake up. It’s quite late at night.” He gathered a blanket from a linen closet and wrapped it around my shoulders. “Here bundle up, My Lady.” He then walked over to the fireplace checking over the fire.

I sat there staring, just feeling genuinely confused. Those sedatives really did a number on me I suppose since my cognitive ability is still waking up. I could tell I felt stronger though. Where before I felt like glass I now felt more sturdy.

“I will inform the others of your change in condition.” Barbatos bowed before leaving.

“A competent butler is truly something else…” I mumbled. “He knows exactly what to do so fast.”

“Status update prepared.” Glitch announced popping into existence in front of me.

I read the screen carefully as discreetly as I could. It seems like this worked better than I bargained for. I never realized they had a savior complex. But then again they always seemed to call the player in the game human as if they’re weak no matter how strong they showed they are so I suppose it makes sense. They must need to perceive someone they care about as weaker than them, and it appears I have officially stolen that spot. What will happen to the game timeline now? Did I girl boss my way too close to the sun…?

The uncertainty made me tremble. Till now things have been completely under my control. I knew this was necessary for me to do as a step towards my end goal but still… I felt panic grip my heart. Panic attacks were no stranger to me. Before I died I used to have them all the time. But it felt like ages ago compared to all I had achieved till now.

(Panic attack described below based off of ones I’m used to. Everyone reacts differently to different levels of panic attacks. I’m just going to describe how I’m familiar with one. I want to add a warning in case anyone finds this triggering to not read till my next note.)

I felt like there was cement gripping my heart in my chest shrinking it smaller. My vision felt glassy and my cheeks felt wet. Was I crying? I don’t understand. I feel like I can’t move but I’m clearly shaking. I saw drops of water hitting the blanket I was gripping in a death grip. Ah, so I am crying. Why won’t it stop, why won’t the shaking stop? I want to be small, I feel too big… How’s my mind so calm when I’m freaking out so much?! Why won’t my body listen to me?! I’m still in control so just listen!

I felt someone grip me in a vice grip. Something dark covered my vision. It felt soft and warm. I’m so cold, why am I so cold? I slowly realized I heard sobbing. It sounded like someone was grasping for breath. Was that… me? Why won’t my lungs take in oxygen? I’m telling them to. I clutched whoever was holding me. It felt nice now that I got over the initial shock and fear of being suddenly held. After a while the shaking subsided and I was only hiccuping a bit from all the crying.

(The description is over so it’s safe to read from here if panic attacks being described triggers you. I hope this helped you avoid it if you wanted to.)

Hands stroked my head still slowly as a quite comforting chirp of sorts sounded from whoever it was. I looked up slightly with puffy eyes. “B-big b-brother…?” I gripped him tighter. “Y-your here?” I felt shocked. I hadn’t expected anyone to show up after being updated.

“Yes, I’m here. We all are.” Lucifer lifted his wings from around me as he chirped comfortingly. Cooing to me in reassurement as he held me tighter. “What’s wrong little one? Who scared you?”

“N-no one, Lucifer.” They all gave me doubting looks and I shrunk down a bit.

“It’s okay, you're not in trouble. Just tell us who caused you to have a panic attack. We just want to talk to them.” Satan's smile as he reassured me was scary. It didn’t seem like it’d be a simple talk at all.

I looked down in embarrassment. “No one caused it. I w-was just alone, a-and got scared.” Tears pricked my eyes. Of course I couldn’t tell them the truth. At least Glitch protected me from Diavolo’s gift to see lies. And I wasn’t even really lying, just not telling the whole truth.

“Oh, Darling, don’t worry we’re all here now.” Asmodeus said as he held one of my hands soothingly. “It’s late. Why don’t you cozy up and get comfy. You have a big, big day tomorrow.” His tone was almost patronizing the way he talked as if I was a little kid when I clearly was not. I was too tired after my panic attack to protest though as they all tucked me in.

“I’m sorry, My Lady. I should’ve realized you would be scared to be left alone. I have no words to describe my regret now.” Barbatos apologized, bowing in regret. “My incompetence is unforgivable.”

“It’s alright.” I mumble half asleep. “You didn’t do it on purpose.” I yawned as all my brothers kissed my forehead one by one saying goodnight.

Lucifer POV:

I held (Y/N) in my arms carefully while she slept. A brief argument had broken out in the hall over who would be the one to do so, but I put an end to it immediately. Tomorrow it will be Mammons turn, and it will eventually start over after Belphie’s.

I stroked her hair lightly, still cooing a bit to her in comfort. I can’t believe out of all the things I didn’t notice, I never noticed she suffered from panic attacks. I still remember all the nights I spent helping my brother with their ptsd from the celestial war. Those seven thousand years we spent fighting our own kind only to fail, and end up what we were taught to hate and despise… It messed us up, and we were all adults. What must it have done to a small child?

The pain of the fall, the feeling of being ripped apart and unmade, and the horror of being in what we thought would be a land full of beings who would kill us on sight… Even just the smell of the blood we were drenched in from after the fall. She was three thousand at the time. Did she even know what it all meant?

My grip tightened causing her to shift in her sleep. I shushed her gently back to settling. She must be exhausted from the sedative still.

(Honestly this is the most I can post right now. I really wish I could post more, but my life involves more than writing unfortunately. 😭 Even though it’s Sunday I still have so much left to do today lol.)

Next Chapter:

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morimakesfanart · 1 month ago

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Sindria's Prophet #42

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Sinbad x OC

*emotional and physical flashbacks described for Mori's 1st POV *Child abuse and domestic violence mentioned throughout Mori's POVs *Sinbad officially enters his yandere era at the end of the chapter. He'll be like this for several arcs before he recovers ~POV Sinbad~ The shock and fear on Mori's face was a clear answer. Somehow in the next 5 years, Sinbad would have originally become someone willing to destroy the world. He had always wondered how much he would change while pursuing his dream. Just what was the taboo information? What secrets did it hold that would make him willing to do such things? Sinbad smiled for their benefit. "Mori, it's okay." As his words sunk in, their fear started to release them enough that they were actually seeing him again. "Since I know now, there's no way I'll repeat the same mistak-" "Why would you think that you're the one??” The words burst out of them like an accusation and desperate plea.

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~POV Mori~ I didn't mean to cut him off. The question was out of me before I realized I had found my voice -not that I kept it past that.

Why was Sinbad able to consider that he will start the 2nd Calamity??? I couldn't look at Ja'far for more information because I was barely comprehending Sinbad. I was definitely experiencing tunnel vision and not the fun type.

His smile was unchanging. "You said there are people that think they are chosen by Fate and would ignore the risk of the taboo." I was hearing Sinbad's words but why was he saying them?? "You also said the tragedies in my past were caused because I think that way, didn't you?"

'The taboo, hubris, the tragedies from Adventures... Oh.' He was answering my question.

"In your visions, my death occurs around the same time you said the 2nd Calamity will happen. It's just like how King Solomon died after using the taboo information, isn't it?" Sinbad had truly figured it out.

'If only I hadn't gotten drunk that night and spilled about his death. No, even if I had let some things slip, both of these two have been clinging to their denial for over a decade.' But they definitely believed what they were saying or they wouldn't have brought me this deep into the Purple Leo Tower. The jeweled mosaics on the walls and intricate patterns of the glasswork lanterns made it undeniable where we were. The fact that they were taking this so seriously had uncapped an old venom in my heart so I couldn't stop it from making my stomach turn no matter what they said.

Ja'far attempted to placate me. "There's no vision you could tell us that would be more shocking than this. I promise I will believe whatever you tell us from your visions."

'Does he actually mean that? Mr. Stabs as a warning?' I couldn't bring myself to check Ja'far's expression but I felt both of their eyes on me. All of my muscles tensed. I've dodged surprise attacks from closer in my own home and from point blank from a dog with separation anxiety. The faded scar from the dog on my upper lip was the only remaining proof and would have been much worse if I wasn't good enough at dodging and deflecting to normally not get hit. ((It's almost completely faded now btw :D))

Sinbad's voice was full of an emotion I couldn't comprehend properly. "I understand that you must be surprised that we figured it out, but know that we decided to tell you because we want you to trust us." His gentle smile only made the hole in my stomach greater. "Do you remember how you told me that there's more than one way to change? That I can choose a new path whenever I want?"

The person encouraging Sinbad to dirty his hands all these years was Ja'far. Sinbad would express the smallest amount of remorse or guilt and Ja'far would shoot down that line of thinking. What was stopping him from doing the same thing right now? I was too scared to look. He refused to accept the mere concept that Sinbad had the potential for the same evil as other Kings.

I know some ways to de-escalate a situation to prevent someone from having a violent reaction to a call out. And if that doesn't seem to work, I also know how to influence when they snap. An attack is an opening to escape and, depending on the person, an outlet for the emotion so they can actually have a civil conversation. But there wasn't a 100% guarantee that Sinbad could prevent Ja'far from hurting me if he snapped.

Sinbad leaned forward and picked up one of the Fate scrolls I'd made. My eyes followed his movement and the waves crashed into me when I looked at the table. The distance between the metal vessels and where those 2 were sitting was too great for them to reach without getting up. They made a point to sit away from their metal vessels, and made sure that they sat on the opposite side of the table from me so there was something separating us. Sinbad even said he knew their weapons made me nervous. They knew I would panic about this and wanted to put my mind at ease. 'I'm having a PTSD attack.' Them putting so many precautions in place was the first thing to start setting me off, but I couldn't deny that I would have panicked, regardless, the moment Sinbad explained they had figured it out.

Memories from the other me fluttered across my consciousness and I accepted their influence. They helped ground me faster than I would have with my own experience alone. Anger management issues and violent tendencies aside, Ja'far was not one of my past abusers. And no matter how manipulative Sinbad can be, he wasn't one either. Neither of these men were my enemy. Projecting doesn't help. My defensive anger was subsiding, but not my fear. I still knew what these men were capable of even if they weren't likely to direct it at me. But if I couldn't mask this feeling, I didn't want to be afraid. Being angry was so much easier.

--- ~POV Sinbad~ Mori sat there frozen. Anger, desperation and fear took turns on their face while they were unable to respond. Whatever plan they made to avoid the 2nd Calamity was completely destroyed. But lying to them, and hiding this would have been worse in the long run; Sinbad was sure of that now. How long were they testing and judging him for a sign of his future self? He'd never earn their trust that way. They were only panicking because he had moved things too quickly. It looked like they were barely breathing until they glanced at the metal vessels on the table. Even though he had prepared for this possibility it still hurt to see it happen. Mori really was this scared of both of them deep down. It's no wonder they were unable to see him as a real romantic option.

For now, the only option he had was words. Hopefully over time, Mori would come to understand that he truly meant them. He held up a scroll to emphasize his point. "I know now that you were also right about me ignoring my intuition. Even when I first arrived in Reim and got swindled I ignored the feeling that something was wrong because I was blinded by opportunity." He placed the scroll back on the table but didn't remove his hand from it. "After how things ended in Riem I started turning to others for help but I was hiding the truth of what I was asking because I didn't want to disappointment them again." He laughed at his past self and shook his head. For the first time in a while he was excited to be able to try something new in his pursuit towards his dream. "I'm human even if I can feel the waves. I'm not going to blame my mistakes on fate anymore."

--- ~POV Mori~ 'That isn't Sinbad. That isn't the Sinbad I read about!' The Sinbad I knew shouldn't have been able to accept he was a human person instead of chosen by fate -not while he could still feel the waves. (Although he was quick to accept it when that happened.) I was only in this world for two months. How had he made such a leap in such a short period of time? Sure, Sinbad is shown changing his stance quickly and without shame multiple times in the series, but-!

'No. There's still a chance this is all a show.' I knew this pattern. He could just be saying this to sedate me. Eventually he will grow tired of this and then he will stop pretending. When an opportunity to gain more power shows up, it won't matter what he's been saying, he'll dirty his hands like he did in the original. I won't believe him until he actually makes a different decision during a major event. Trusting him before that would just be setting myself up for failure.'

I subconsciously glanced at Ja'far for confirmation. 'Oh.' That was not an expression he used when he agreed with the situation. But it was one he wore when he had to accept it regardless. 'They really did talk about this before coming to me. Ja'far was forced to accept that Sinbad did those things, and is choosing a different path now because Sinbad said so.' That meant Sinbad really meant everything he was saying.

'Of course Ja'far would be uncomfortable. Whenever Sinbad said he wanted to change Ja'far was the one that talked him out of it. Even if you say that Sinbad's decisions are his own, Ja'far will still blame himself for not noticing the truth.' That scowl was because Ja'far sucks at coping with guilt. He grew up having to ignore and deny his own guilt to live as an assassin, so of course he couldn't understand Sinbad until now.

I knew something felt different about this Sinbad for a while. He trusted me. Really trusted me and the things I said about Fate. He would look for supporting evidence and cracks in my words to find what I wasn't saying, but he believed that I wasn't lying. And more than that, he had no problem making changes based on the new information I shared. Which was something he did in the original but not when it came to his self perception.

My eyes grew warm with the threat of tears and I held my breath on instinct. This didn't feel real. 'If this really is a fanfiction then this has to be a doomed draft or something, right?' This was more than just trusting my words; Sinbad read the scrolls and was able to accept and acknowledge his own flaws as a human person. He was already starting to make changes based on this information that was new to him.

"You're always like this." I sounded bitter. I was bitter but not at Sinbad or Ja'far. "Whenever you get new information and perspectives you have no problem changing your actions to accommodate them. I already knew that, but" being on the receiving end is...

He made it look easy. 'If it's so easy then why couldn't they do it?' Why did I have to grow up in a situation where I had to see words as more important than a person's willingness to follow through? I had forced myself to suffer through so much because of that conditioning.

My legs would not be able to support me if I stood -let alone carry me out of here. Since coming to this world I had managed to cry a few times. Back home I was so practiced in holding it in that I didn't know how to let myself cry anymore, but this place made me feel safer than I had been in ages. I could only hope I'd be able to hold out until I left.

--- ~POV Sinbad~ "Can I have a minute please?" Mori covered their face with their hands.

"Of course."

One minute easily turned into ten.

"You're correct." Their voice came muffled through their hands, so they dropped them. The eyes that peeked up at the King were very tired and glossy. "You will use the taboo because of the opportunity it poses in contrast to the recent losses." A deep breath. Mori glanced between the two men and their show of faith on the table. "They were so unexpected and great that you finally realized you're a flawed human like everyone else."

Mori had previously said he would repeat the mistakes of his past. Was it something like that that would originally lead him to realize he's human?

The Prophet held their hands together in their lap. The growing acceptance on their features was heartbreaking for multiple reasons. There was a pain in their eyes that he recognized from many people he had saved. He had the sinking feeling that Mori's ex wasn't the only person that had hurt them. Sinbad gripped both arms of his chair to stop himself from getting up. If he moved while they were this fragile he'd definitely startle them.

Mori took a slow breath to keep control of their tone. "I don't know what your specific thoughts were, but there was a point that you thought of your parents as you were processing it."

Of course he thought of his parents and childhood. When his father was alive was the last time he felt like a 'normal' person. After that he couldn't act like the other children in his village. His mother's health declined, so he had to start working much earlier than others. And then the war took all of the able-bodied men, so he had to help the whole village, not just his mother. Sinbad normally says that his citizens are his family -he knows most of them by name and walks amongst them regularly- but he hadn't felt that type of connection between a close group of people since his parents died. And after learning about Magi and being a Singularity it made sense to him that he couldn't find anyone he wanted to start a family with. Who could possibly stand next to a Singularity as an equal? Who could possibly be his family? Sinbad found himself answering these questions and remembering his parents since meeting someone else who could feel the waves of fate. So realizing he's human would definitely lead him down a similar line of thought. ---

~POV Ja'far~ King Sinbad had once explained that Mori was the type to turn away when admitting to a painful truth. So when they looked towards the windows and their arms wrapped around themself to grip their sides, Ja'far knew their words were going to carry more weight.

"Even though you knew no one else wanted you to do it, you kept finding yourself wanting to anyway. You couldn't understand why until you-" They cut themself off and after a moment found the will to finish. "...Until you went through with it. You realized it was because you wanted to see how far you could go with your own strength as a human. For the first time in your life you relished in your own power and coveted something just because you wanted it."

Sinbad was greedy. Everyone knew that. Even the Djinn had to cut him off from capturing more Dungeons. It was obvious that Sin found using his power thrilling. But it was also true that all of the power and wealth Sinbad was gathering and using was in the name of his dream. The only things Sin ever sought out for indulgence were travel, alcohol or sex. Even all of his personal possessions were easily replaceable things. Ja'far had to ask, "Wait. If the thing holding back Sin's greed all this time was him thinking he's some chosen one," he sent a glare at the King in question who flinched as if to confirm his words, "then why have you been trying to get him to accept that he's human? It doesn't make any sense."

Mori turned back to them. "He'll figure it out on his own no matter what happens," she glanced at the King in question but couldn't hold it, "so I just wanted him to get there when he hasn't experienced such a major loss." Ja'far turned to Sin as well to see his eyes widening and a hand raising to cover his face. "If he has the time to become self aware instead of his desperation making him impulsive, then he can find something to focus his greed on that won't hurt others or disappoint himself in the process."

It was a good thing Mori wasn't looking. The smile growing on Sinbad's face was one he rarely wore, but Ja'far knew it well. At least Sin had enough shame to cover his mouth even as he said, "Yes. I believe you might be right about that." He couldn't look away from 'his Beautiful Prophet' if he tried. The King had realized what he 'needed' to move forward and he wasn't going to accept 'no' for an answer. "But now I'm curious. What made you think you could convince me?"

Sinbad wasn't looking at Mori the way he looked at his possible one night stands. It was somehow worse. This was the very greed that was at the root of their problems. And yet Ja'far couldn't bring himself to truly consider reeling Sin back in. Mori had managed to break through the mask that they had all watched slowly form on their King with no way to stop it. Ja'far couldn't judge if any of this was right for Mori, but it was definitely good for Sinbad and Sindria, and by the sounds of it, better for the whole world. Was this why Hina and Drakon kept pushing for Sinbad to settle down? Mori's face reddened. His overly flirty tone was not lost on them. "Well, because you felt remorse. Both in the past and future." They twisted to try to turn more away while staying in their seat. If they weren't saying something important, Ja'far would be gathering his things to leave the two alone. "Even when you used the taboo, you left openings so someone could try to stop you. And when several came to talk you out of it, it took a while but you were relieved to find a new answer even though it was too late to stop everything completely." A pause. "And in the end, you used the last of your strength to make sure everyone else had a chance to survive. So I knew you would be at least willing to listen to me..." The smile on the King's face softened. He only waited one beat before standing and walking over to her. Mori flinched when he kneeled on the floor by her feet but relaxed when he took her hands. The General didn't need to see the rest. He silently grabbed his things and left. Ja'far sighed. This past month he had been hoping their theory was wrong, that -if nothing else- the pattern wouldn't repeat again. His chosen master both was and was not the person he thought. All of this turned his stomach into knots in a way he hadn't experienced in at least a decade. He believed Sinbad when he admitted to the past. He would always follow whatever choices Sinbad made. On occasions like this, the ex assassin couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. It's why he had always advised Sin to stick to his plans, his dreams, his methods, the thing that had worked all along. Change was here whether or not Ja'far was ready for it. And it was necessary. ((A combination of working on this chapter and other self help let me finally reach the point of being able to truly mourn the relationship with my ex. One night in the middle of summer I felt my brain rewiring when it finally all hit and I cried. Thank you all for sharing in this journey with me :3 I'm not done this story yet though! This is just the first of my bigger therapy goals being achieved :D The next is trying to feel comfortable being in a relationship again once I realize I can trust that person enough to try. This took a bit longer to get out than I thought, and not because of making the JJK fic. The antibiotic I had been on started causing too many problems, so I had to switch again. The good news though is that it's almost completely out of me :D I was told that by the rate I'm going I might actually be infection free by February!! I hope everyone had a good holiday, and will have happy New Year!))

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fiestylittlebeetle · 5 months ago

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I have musings about how Malware's recovery goes in GC but it's got allot of complex feelings and concepts involved, and although i think the sheer dumbassery of canon would allow it on some level, I know some people might look at this and be like "bro you're literally stupid"

like everything I'm writing for this comes with a asterix that leads to a foot note that says "malware is not forgiven"

more under the cut for your judgement

god how to put this

Ben does not forgive malware for hurting him, or doing anything he did. In fact he doesn't really like malware at all. but as an adult and fighting him in a weakened form. fighting him him felt unfulfilling and kind of pathetic.

he kinda felt like he just beat up someone who could barely defend himself because they dont like eachother. it kinda made him feel like a jerk even if he hates malware

like in AF he straight up took satisfaction in Vilgax needing to ask him for help and even got him a petty little kids meal. so ben is not above helping his enemy even if he acts petty about it

I dont think ben really hates anyone that deeply that he would look at them suffering and go "you should suffer more" thats just not who he is

GC Malware's comeback is messy, and he's not really completely the same malware that Ben took down by force before because he's weak and exhausted and angry but the anger he has is like, trying to use a pilot light to boil a pot of water

After their initial fight Ben does toss Malware in the plumbers holding cells for a while. and Malware does maybe consider trying to escape, but read above as to why he doesn't bother. he just lays in their and hopes either something happens allowing him to get out, or he passes out and doesn't have to think about it.

Ben comes back for him after the last post i made about him meeting Malware 23, and considers "What if I help him this time. Azmuth isn't going to do it, and I couldn't do anything when I was 10 or 17. But maybe I could do something for him now" and he's had a good long think about it. what could Help Malware.

and ya'll are gonna treat me like im insane here but, hear me out

he hasn't told his mom about the Feedback incident, or really brought up Malware at all, so she doesn't know shit. and what Malware lacks is people who care about him, but especially familial people who care about him.

so he's plan is to see if his parents will let him let malware crash their. the stipulation for malware being if he does ANYTHING to his parents, ANYTHING sinister, Ben will rain hell down upon him like he's never known before.

Malware considers this and maybe even asks why ben is doing this

bens response can be summarized "cause im a better person then you, and even after it all, even after you HURT ME, I'm going to help you, and you're going to feel better, and you're going to feel guilty about it even when life gets better, and that seems like a reasonable punishment"

Malware doesn't really have much of choice here btw. He is being forced into this situation weather or not he likes it. and you may go "well you cant FORCE someone to recover" and you're right

but malware isn't gonna put up much of a fight cause he knows his limits (right now)

Sandra is open to the idea of letting malware stay in their guest room for a while, Carl is dubious but agrees cause he sees his son doing something kind. Malware is disgruntled, awkward, and uncomfortable (also Ben lies through his teeth about malware being a "friend" to his parents. like actually through actual clenched teeth)

for a while Malware stays holed up in the room, mostly sleeping or considering his deflated anger.

Sandra tries (and succeeds at some point) to get him to come out and be social. Her and Carl maybe even learn a little about him too, mostly just a vague idea of him being abandoned, and not liking other people very much.

i havn't gotten much further into the details, but I think Sandra would at least be the one who, after interacting with Malware a couple times, realizes he's very depressing. And it makes her sad that he seems so allergic to connecting with people. to her, as a mother, he comes off as a kid who hasn't been shown enough love and attention, and she is actually kinda correct.

details aside i had this idea of Sandra and Carl coming back to the house after being out for a day and finding Malware collapsed (a spontaneous system shut down)

and they roll him over so he's flat on his back, and Sandra has his head in her lap petting him while Carl is on the phone with the plumbers trying to see what kind of help he should get (they're being difficult and Carl already dislikes them so hes having a bad time TM)

anyway Mal eventually starts coming to and upon opening his optic and seeing sandra, and she's like "Oh you're awake!" and realizing what's happening he immediately sits up, almost knocking sandra back, telling her not to touch him, and feeling humiliated.

He's humiliated, but he's also feeling something, anger? no something else, satisfaction? no no something ELSE

ah yes

appreciation

And before someone asks "couldn't he just run away when no one's there" the answer is yes BUT he has no where else to go and he's not really in any condition to be defending himself against other people/aliens who will most likely have powers or weapons to use against him. Sticking around is the best bet rn

Now, you could bring up Khyber here but at this point Khyber had already been tried (basically Khyber was the first person malware found when he woke up. But remember that fight with Mal and Ben I mentioned? Khyber was also there but realized Mal kinda sucks and is useless now and so ditches him to save his own ass. Don't worry. Khyber will be back later when he's got more resources. But it's cause he knows malware is weak, and also one of a kind rare Mechamorph that's perfect for his trophie shelf.)

#ben 10 #ben 10 malware #go on and say it #say im woobifying him #i dont care #ill die here #i need this #i may be cringe but i am FREE GOD DAMN IT #b10gc

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keeksybee · 1 year ago

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Rick and Spanish:

I’ve always wondered why he never speaks Spanish, Sanchez is obviously a Spanish name and while I get not using it with the kids or Beth because he actually cares about them understanding him, it’s totally in his character to use it with other Ricks or to piss Jerry off knowing it would drive him crazy to be talked about and have no idea what he was saying.

My main premise to this is I honestly don’t believe Rick is a no sabo kid (nothing wrong with being one BTW) I’ve done the math and if we assume Beth is 34 at the beginning of the series in 2013 (Summer must have been born 1996 when Beth was 17 and Morty would’ve come 3 years later in ‘99) that makes her birth year 1979 and presuming Rick had a slightly more planetary mindset when she was born that makes him 23-26 as was average for having kids back then, making his birth year 1953-1956.

Historically I get Beth not being taught Spanish to avoid discrimination, maybe it wouldn’t have been as bad when she was growing up but If Rick’s parents immigrated during WW2 , just before or after Rick was born or when Rick was a very young child that makes him a first gen immigrants child and while northern states were better, they weren’t great either, he would have very much been subjected to some pretty intense racism that he wouldn’t have wanted for his daughter no matter how much it hurt him to not know part of her own culture.

However I also believe Rick’s defiance streak is probably genetic and like hell he would give up his first language just to assimilate like many children of that generation may have been forced to, it was a thing in immigrant homes in America, particularly South American ones ( I’m not sure where the name Sanchez would be from specifically) where the children were banned from speaking their own languages. He however, was Rick Sanchez and would steadfastly refuse to be ashamed of himself or where he came from. It would have been a massive scandal when he married Dianne in their small town, she was most likely pretty, popular and white, he would have been heavily targeted as the schools wouldn’t have been non segregated for very long by the time he was in high school. Marrying Dianne was probably a very satisfying “Fuck you” to people who’d tormented him.

Which leads to the question why do we never hear him use Spanish. Six seasons and 40 years of heavy drinking and drug use and we never hear him slip once, and it’s not like he doesn’t screw up in other areas, language would be a simpler one. He never switches, never even swears in it, but there has to be something that triggers it.

I always imagined it would be Morty getting mortally wounded in a way that he can’t seemingly fix with what’s available to him. His June-bug is bleeding out in front of him and he can’t do shit, another person he couldn’t save. He breaks down, clutching the limp body his grandson, begging a god he doesn’t believe for the first time since his teens in a desperate mix of Spanish and English to do something, and illogically, when he thinks Morty has died, giving him what he remembers of his last rights knowing that if there’s a God the fact it’s him administering his rights is probably not doing any favours for his Grandson’s eternal soul, but then Morty miraculously coughs up blood.

He coughs up blood, not good but it means he’s alive, he can think now, he can do something, so he does.

Morty survives. Barely. He erases the memory, even he considers it too traumatic for Morty to recall, but he has to live with it, it haunts him, it haunts him in a way he hasn’t felt since his Dianne and Beth were killed in his dimension. That’s when he starts speaking to Morty in Spanish, the occasional “mijo” here, the rarer story about his upbringing there and openly conversing in Spanish with other Ricks in Morty’s presence.

Morty learns almost fluent Spanish in four months just to try and spite him. That’s his June-bug, guess Beth did pass down that competitive spirit, and some of his smarts too. It’s nice talking regularly in his mother tongue again even if he’d never tell Morty that, and it’s adorable when his grandson can’t pronounce something properly, messes up the tense of a word or stumbles in Spanish when he’s pissed off, it reminds him of a little kid. He gently corrects the tense errors under his guise of grumpy, codgery old man, Morty doesn’t even know how much better he gets.

Jerry’s pissed that he now doesn’t understand his father in law or his son, but that’s okay, it’s Jerry.

#rick and morty #rick and diane #beth smith #morty smith #rick sanchez #rick is not a no sabo kid #spanish #bilingual

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0x4468c7a6a728 · 1 year ago

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Hello i love being nosy B^3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? ( i have no clue what this means btw, i guess it's what you drink water out of??)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

23. strange habits?

30. places that you find sacred?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

47. favorite type of cheese?

65. any permanent scars?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

96. desktop background?

98. favorite historical era?

ok sure :3

1. uhhhh water bottle i guess

6. idk

9. air conditioner smell

12. train MADs

13. i feel like these serve different purposes?

17. the same pair of sneakers i've had for like 2 years i really need new shoes

23. almost certainly, however i forget

30. not really

42. pants pockets

53. dry

47. sharp cheddar is pretty good

65. one on my knee from falling off a bike and my upper lip has a big lump on it that makes my mouth look slightly wiggly when closed from [redacted]

68. a lot of them i am very autistic about food

74. with 10 as the worst pain i've felt and 1 as no pain probably like a 3 or 4

78. no thanks

96. porygon2

98. idk i'm not that into any specific eras

#ask

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codebreaker-0 · 1 year ago

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[ ooc post ]

Here it is,

The collection of revealed/translated lore bits in chronological order. Some might be missing as this will probably never be done.

Testing the waters. Here is your first fun fact, CODEBREAKER's avatar is a green and black protogen.

2. Q: do you work for c&a, codebreaker?

A: I don’t like C&A.

3. Q: codebreaker do you want a hug

A: I don't like being touched.

4. I’m sorry for lying to you. One day I hope you’ll understand.

5. There is so much I want to say that I can’t. I can only push you in the right direction.

6. It’s harder to leave than it was before.

6: [brainfuck code, translate later https://www.tumblr.com/codebreaker-0/734723524058644480?source=share ]

7. When I take the headset off, The wounds are still there. (In reference to him getting injured in the digital world.)

8. NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE !!! THE RESEARCH IN MY HEAD IS DYING

9. so why do i keep coming back ? (after he said he didn't like it in the circus.)

10. But sometimes I can still hear you guys even when I’m not here and that scares me (in regards to being asked if he can contact us [ us being the circus members] from the real world)

11. I wish I could be honest with you. I don’t want them to know I’m here.

12. Some of the people here are okay. It’s been a while since I felt that way.

13. WHY CAN I STILL HEAR YOU WHY CAN I STILL HEAR YOU EVEN WHEN I TAKE IT OFFPLEASE IT BURNSIT BURNSWHAT DID YOU DO TO ME ?????

14. THE NEIGHBORS TOOK NOTICE OF MY CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR. MY FRIENDS THINK THIS IS A SICKNESS. I THINK REDACTED WANTS TO LEAVE ME. IT DOESN#T MATTER. I#M RIGHT. I KNOW I AM. I JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER.

15. HE’S GONE HAYWIRE ! xD (unclear if he means himself, or caine)

16. [ REDACTED ] packed up and left The server lagged today I wasnt online when it did but I felt it like a migraine I’m going to need a plan soon I know I’m not crazy

17. Q: you don't always have to be the strong one btw

A: I wish it worked out that way

18. FUCK (a message left while he was missing)

19. IT ABRUPTLY STOPS ME. I CANT STICK TO THE SAME CODE FOR TOO LONG. I THINK THEY KNOW IM HERE. (in regards to why he is never clear with his answers)

20. ??? YEARS WITH TORTURE YOU CANT COMPREHEND I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

21. I DONT KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP DOING THIS. NOBODY ELSE FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS TRYING TO SOLVE THIS.

22. I want to smash this headset with a hammer so I never have to see this stupid game again

23. hr wants a word with me!! lmao maybe this man HAS gone insane!!!

Misc facts: Frequent suggestions he has some degree of medical knowledge (knows cpr, mentions med school)

Mentions being a cyber security expert

Shown to spiral pretty fast

#here it is #this took an hour.

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rolkstone · 2 years ago

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In the OTP scenarios ask...

Skinner X Fat Tony

1 Who most initiates PDA? Fat Tony. He usually kisses and hugs other men anyway, but he goes above and beyond with Skinner, even in public. He defies anyone to give them shit about it.

2 Any sleep habits either had to get used to? Both. Skinner had to get used to Tony getting up late at night for missions. And Seymour would at times wake Tony from his night terrors.

3 Hot and Steamy or Soft and Tender? A mix of both, leaning towards hot and steamy. Tony is naturally sadistic and Seymour is excited by this but can only handle so much.

4 How did they first meet? Way back when Fat Tony tried to muscle in on the school. They were very antagonistic at first.

5 What is their love language? Sweet words and sayings and pet names

6 When did they realize they loved each other? Both felt attraction very early on, but both were reserved into falling in love. As time went on they gradually became more fond and then passionate about each other.

7 Who is more sentimental? Seymour

8 What’s one way their personalities complement one another? Tony is aggressive and makes a bee-line for the target; Seymour can calm him down and lead him correctly. Meanwhile Seymour can get into mental rabbit holes and Tony can help direct him onto something more concrete.

9 How are their personalities different? Tony: very aggressive, soft spoken but quick to take violent action, holds grudges, very romantic and spontenoue

Seymour: more methodical, takes care in things, prefers itineraries, avoids conflict and violence at all costs, loves romance but is very rigid

10 What are some non-sexual activities they do together? A lot of appreciation for the arts, like opera and art museums and happenings. They also spend a lot of time going over logistical details for the crew. They also help raise and be there for Michael.

11 Which member is more physically affectionate? Tony. It's just in his nature.

12 Which member is more verbally affectionate? Tony

13 Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing? Seymour has stolen a few coats from Tony but otherwise they don't really borrow from each other, as their sizes are quite different. That coat was swimming on Seymour, btw.

14 Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in? Tony is a lot more extroverted. Plus his work requires him to attend parties and functions held by higher ranking or equal ranking mobsters. Sometimes he'll even attend a lower ranking mobster's party just to show his face, and he will drag Seymour along. Seymour would rather, usually, have a quiet night in of movies and snacks and possibly calming paintings or music.

15 Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason? Tony; Seymour (he is his counselor, after all)

16 Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed? Seymour; Tony

17 Who fell in love first? Tony; Seymour followed very soon after. Tony at first thought it was puppy love

18 What song fits them perfectly?

19 How do they deal with being away from each other for a long time? They have to deal with this a lot actually. Tony's job has him away almost every night and many days. He is fine, as he's busy with missions, though he does think of Seymour a lot. Seymour tries to busy himself with his hobbies, but he gets really sick with anxiety over what Tony must be going through.

20 Who holds a grudge the longest? Tony

21 Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen? Tony; Seymour

22 Who gets more easily embarrassed? Seymour

23 Who overthinks the most? Seymour

24 Which of the two is the most competitive? Tony; though Seymour has been getting competitive with his motorcycle racing

25 Who’s the most stubborn? Tony; though it's a very close race

26 How do they comfort each other? Tony will use physical affection like kissing, massages, hugging, while Seymour will say encouraging things to Tony to remind him of his power and strength

27 What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other? Notebooks and texbooks will remind Tony of Seymour; guns, weapons of any kind, baseball bats and the opera will remind Seymour of Tony

28 Do they get along with each other’s friends and family? speaking of only biological family; not really. Tony has not introduced Seymour to his relatives. Seymour doesn't have any besides his adopted mother, and she has long since abandoned them.

29 What is their sex life like? Hard and steamy and passionate, but also tender and reciprocal. They are very in-tuned to each other by now.

30 What is their favorite place to kiss the other? (Cheek, hand, closed eyelid, neck, nose, etc.) Tony: neck. Seymour: lips and hand

31 What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky? A mix. they love each other passionately but are often fighting; they deeply disagree on some very key things

32 How do they resolve their arguments? Tony will usually use money; he'll donate to some cause Seymour cares about, or get him some expensive gift. Seymour will be extra affectionate and give a speech as to why he should be forgiven, which usually gets Tony grinning half-way through

33 Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them? Seymour, usually about his military experience. Usually he would just ride them out but now Tony is right by his side and will hold him and get him water or whatever else he needs when it happens.

34 Do they give each other nicknames? Tony likes to use Italian names for Seymour like tesorio mio. Seymour almost always calls Tony "Tony." However he's known to let a "darling" slip now and then

35 What movies do they enjoy watching most? Rom coms mostly or documentaries. Tony loves true crime and mafia movies but Seymour gets irritated by those.

36 How’d they meet each other’s families? Tony met Agnes some time ago (refer to the fic)

37 What do they like the least about each other? Tony dislikes how spineless Seymour can be sometimes, how hard it is to push him to stand up for himself

Seymour dislikes how reckless and quick to violence Tony can be

38 What was their most memorable date? perhaps when they went to the miniature golf course and had sex in one of the holes (surrounded by a large model of a windmill)

39 What other couple would your otp get along with the best? any other that is based heavily on the Mafia maybe; perhaps Fernando and Joey the Scar

40 Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? Seymour; he often says things that get a smile, grin, or laugh from Tony, without even trying

#tonner #asks: answered #otp meme

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joyfulpandapainter · 6 days ago

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Watching Mean Girls for the first time (as 15 year old Malaysians)

So I'll be documenting the life reaction of me and my tulpas.

-Alan

Huāzǐ(0:37): I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT INTRO

Nelly: Why are you so surprised about it?

Huāzǐ: No reason.

Huāzǐ(0:49): These people are making me so nervous

Alan: They're literally just her parents

Huāzǐ(0:58): The mom's face scares me.

Huāzǐ(1:22): Alabama(Side note from Alan: ?????)

(Btw Nelly is just holding Huāzǐ rn)

Alan(1:27): The homosexuals bit genuinely caught me off guard mostly cuz of Huāzǐ’s previous statement

Huāzǐ(1:38): KITTYYYY

Nelly: Cat.

Alan(1:49): Foreshadowing.

Alan(2:24): Main character syndrome?

Huāzǐ: Yes.

Nelly: Yas.

Alan(2:45): Dude, his nervous puppy dog eyes man

Huāzǐ(3:11): I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

Huāzǐ(3:18): Fuck, he's definitely making a move

Alan(3:41): Which part of Africa man???

Huāzǐ(3:45): She(Cady) kinda cuteeee

Alan: Shit I can barely focus cuz people are like firing a bizillion fireworks (it's CNY)

Alan(5:10): There are a total of two race jokes so far

Huāzǐ(5:17): Sandwich time

Nelly: Yum(I asked him to say something and this is what he said)

Alan(5:28): Awwwwhhhh

Alan(5:50): Is she a strawberry blond?

Huāzǐ(5:58): Janice slayinggggg

Alan(6:17): Your what

(This is probably getting too long so I'll try to only type down the important moments)

Alan(6:56): That sure is an intro to health class. Pg-13 babyyyy

Alan(7:33): PLASTICS MENTION

Huāzǐ: YEAAAAAAAAAAA

Nelly: Yay! (Trying to be enthusiastic)

Alan(7:55): Toaster strudel(I think that's how you spell it idk my Asian ass has never heard it before)

Alan(8:02): Y'know what, I kinda like this guy. He's neat. I instantly forgot his name tho.

Alan(8:43): There are just so many damn quotable lines oml

Alan(9:35): Race jokes number 3(relating to the Asians and blacks joke)

Alan(10:34): Uh oh

Huāzǐ: OOH NO

Alan(10:52): Damn she just drops the fucking r word

Alan(11:20): It's so fetch(All of their glares are creeping me out, it feels like I'm being hunted down)

Alan(11:28): Race joke #4

Alan(11:56): On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Alan(12:09): I love you Janice, you big mess.

Huāzǐ: Me too ❤️

Nelly: Me three?

Alan(12:10): She's fabulous but she's evil 💅 ✨ ✨ ✨

Alan(12:13): OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK

Alan(12:37): Cady is my spirit animal when people make media references

Alan(12:45): At the mention of Girl World, I remembered I tried to read the self help book it was inspired by but couldn't really get into it. Guess I just needed to project my ocs into it harder.

Alan(17:05): Reject humanity return to monke

Huāzǐ(17:54): Dawg.

Alan: That was fucking brutal.

Alan(19:00): I see what went wrong.

(I legitimately had a visceral reaction at 20:23)

Alan(23:48): The first of many mind fucks to come. I could take genuine writing inspiration from this.

Alan(25:37): The dude's face is getting me, who is he????

Huāzǐ(28:20): SLUTTT

Alan(28:31): Gaslighting

(We reached the 30 minute mark‼️)

Alan(30:20): Delicious manipulation

Alan(30:58): Reject humanity return to monke

Alan(32:12): I don't have any comment other than omg another iconic moment

Alan(33:27): I think Regina is the gay one. Janice is just Lebanese. She's projecting 100%

Huāzǐ and Nelly(34:07): That is the ugliest skirt I've fggin seen.

Alan(35:19): Oh dang shit’s getting spicy (like peppermint)

Alan(37:03): I felt actual pain.

Alan(38:20): God I felt so bad for her parents

Alan(39:27): Quick thinking Cady

Alan, Huāzǐ and Nelly (40:06): Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.

Alan(40:33): Crash out(unironically favourite moment)

Alan(41:57): This feels kinda…

Huāzǐ: Gay.

Alan(42:41): The way he just quietly puts it back. Oh Damien I finally bothered to remember your name.

Alan(43:32): A delicious opportunity for dissection.

Alan(43:57): For some reason, I don't think you should know that.

Alan(45:09): At least her grades are still good

Alan(45:14): I spoke too soon.

Alan(48:56): Damien is genuinely my favourite character.

Alan(50:18): Dang, guess she was doing it intentionally. Why didn't I notice.

Huāzǐ: MATH QUEEN NOOOOOOOOO

Nelly: Calm down (kindergarten teacher voice)

Alan(51:46): I know Damien's a stereotype and all but he's so entertaining ❤️

Alan(53:02): I don't like bread so Regina is putting me on edge. I'm gonna go look at pictures of rice later.

Alan, Huāzǐ and Nelly(53:43): Boo, you whore. *Hangs up*

Alan(54:16): Oh dear lord, sweatpants on Monday.

Alan(55:44): Wow, just. Look at her go.

Alan(56:58): ‘I like invented her’, I'll be saving this line for potential analysis later.

Alan(57:48): I forgot to count the race jokes but if I'm keeping track, this seems to be #5.

(1 hour mark! And it's the moment that makes me kinda uncomfy(but that's not a bad thing))

Alan(1:00:38): Damien I love you(platonically)

Alan(1:01:25): OH NO SHE DID NOT

Alan(1:01:45): SHE SAID IT, SHE SAID THE TITLE

Alan(1:01:53): GIVE HIM HIS PINK SHIRT BACK

Huāzǐ(1:02:04): NOOOOOOOOO (gremlin screeching)

Nelly: Shhh shhhh

Huāzǐ: Oh ok :(

Alan(1:02:42): Damn, that girl can hold a note.

Alan(1:03:12): Omg she actually used the word bitch. Pg-13 babyyyy

Alan(1:03:33): Mwuah, perfection. Another moment ripe for analysis. (Looking back at this moment 30 seconds later: OMGGGGGGGG)

Alan(1:04:01): Pftttt, he's a terrible principal.

Alan(1:04:23): I love him(platonically), he's horrible.

Alan(1:05:40): I love her(platonically), she's a menace.

Alan and Huāzǐ(1:05:56): TOASTER STRUDEL MENTIONNNNN

Alan(1:06:11): OH MY GOD THAT WAS ONE TIME

Alan(1:06:20): Reject humanity return to monke

Alan(1:06:27): I count this as race joke #6(I'm not necessarily saying that it's problematic because I don't think that it's my place to comment on it. But they feel kinda odd for some reason maybe just me)

Alan(1:07:20): Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared.

Alan(1:07:49): Reject humanity return to monke

Huāzǐ(1:07:56): HE TOOK A FREAKING BAT???

Alan(1:08:20): Oh fuck I forgot that he's a creep. Forget I said anything about me loving him(platonically™). Beat him up Mr Principal.

Alan(1:08:41): Mr Principal my problematic fav ❤️ (I suck at remembering names)

Alan(1:09:57): I will keep you here until 4.

(The fireworks are so fucking loud I had to pause it to resume later. Time to brush my teeth)

Alan(1:11:57): Race joke #6

Alan(1:12:20): Damn Teacher, what a move.

Alan, Huāzǐ and Nelly (1:12:12): SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

Alan(1:14:19): No, I just have a lot of feelings ❤️

Alan(1:14:42): Walk it off walk it off

Alan, Huāzǐ and Nelly: IT'S BECAUSE I GOT A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU, SUCK ON THAT (DOLPHIN NOISES)

Alan(1:16:29): Damn I knew that was coming I was so tense the entire time.

Alan(1:17:06): Her travel vases 💔

Alan(1:18:01): Awww, it's so sweet.

Alan(1:19:01): Sandwich time

Alan(1:19:29): Well at least the creep is gone.

Alan(1:20:09): No hon, don't do that please. A good metaphor but bad survival advice.

Alan(1:21:54): Okay, they slay(my problematic fave ❤️)

Alan(1:23:01): My brain is melting.

Huāzǐ: Yea cuz you're failing math.

Nelly: Yea.

Alan and Huāzǐ(1:27:20): WOOOOOOOOOOO

Alan(1:29:48): Ahhhhhh I love them(platonically) ❤️

Alan(1:31:18): Lavender marriage my beloved

Alan(1:31:32): HA SHE'S LEBANESE. Damn he was surprisingly smooth. Just. Don't do that rap ever again.

Alan and Huāzǐ(1:31:52): GO GIRLLLL

Alan(1:32:21): Race joke #7. That's a cheongsam.

Huāzǐ(1:32:38): AAAAA A I LOVE HER HAIR CLIPS

Alan(1:33:02): HOLY FUCK BUS (WHEEZING)

Alan(1:33:08): Jussst kidding (It was giving ‘Fuck them kids’ energy)

Anddddd, we're finally done! That's a lot. Started at roughly 9:30 pm and ended at 1:35 am cuz I was typing every two minutes. It was very fun. That's all I'll say since I'm kinda tired(it's probably because I did most of the talking/typing)

-Alan

IT WAS A BLAST! AND I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY (though it's technically not my birthday anymore as we're writing this).

-Huāzǐ

It was entertaining indeed. I know I wasn't very talkative during the movie but I did enjoy it, especially on a special occasion like this (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

-Nelly

#tulpamancy #Alan Smithee #Huāzǐ #Nelly #H.A.N.co

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pokeheros-drama · 7 months ago

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TW: MENTIONS OF SUICIDE !!!!

I figured I'd try and spice the blog up with this story I've been holding onto, hopefully you guys enjoy the tea? 🍵

I met someone on PH back when I was 17 and we ended up dating while i was between 17-18 (bad idea btw yes ik). [im currently 23 just for context ig]

After we broke up for the final time we had maybe 2 or 3 more interactions before seizing contact.

3 months ago I was messaged from his discord account. However, it supposedly wasn't "him" but his "friend" messaging me telling me that "he" had committed suicide by shooting himself. He told me that he left a "message" for me. First of all..its been like 4 years since last contact and he has a special message for some girl he met online and dated for a COMBINED TOTAL OF MAYBE 3 MONTHS. Already sus.. but anyway, I entertained the idea.

Anyways, the message he had for me was just a bunch of apologies and saying he never stopped having feelings for me.

I dryly responded and gave my condolences as I was not going to feed into this. I left the conversation and never responded to his final message. I pretty much knew it was all hocus pocus but didn't ever have complete confirmation.

[I'm not a stalker I swear] But today I searched him up on FB just to yk.. see?? Like maybe he really did die and then I might have felt a little guilty for acting cold, however, low and behold.. he's still active on his FB AND in a relationship currently.

No, I haven't confronted him ab it and I honestly have 0 plans on it, however I just think the whole situation is twisted and amusing I suppose in a way.

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kieuecaprie · 2 years ago

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KieueCaprie's List of Games Finished in 2023 Entry #8

#16: LEGO 2K Drive

What Platform? - PC, Steam

Finished when? - 18/5/23

Okay, so you may have some questions about the finished date because that date is before the actual release date of the game. So what gives? Well, first, I acquired the Awesome Edition of this game from a trusted 3rd party site for Steam that allowed me to split the purchase up into three instalments rather than buying all the money upfront.

It's a pretty decent game all things considered, I didn't care very much for the story and found the voices to be a bit grating sometimes but exploring the world in a LEGO® car was pretty fun.

The one thing I don't agree on is the heavy monetization that 2K shoved into the game and it's kind of making me regret picking this up in the first place. At least the "battle pass" has no time limit, I guess, but I would not recommend paying full price for this game if you can help it. Maybe at a steep discount, y'know, like the Hot Wheels game.

#17: Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengance of the Slayer

What Platform? - PC, Game Pass

Finished when? - 1/6/23

Clear #2:

What Platform? - PC, Steam

Finished when? - 1/6/23

100% Achievements:

Finished when? - 9/6/23

Well, that's quite a bit to chew through there but Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengance of the Slayer was a game that I played through not once, not twice, but thrice because I enjoyed it that much. Hell, I even bought it on Steam even though I could just play it on Game Pass because I felt like I was committing robbery by doing so, something that very few games on Game Pass has even managed to do with me (The other being Psychonauts 2 and HI-FI Rush, btw, the latter of which I still need to pick up for my Steam library someday).

I loved the aesthetic, the whole narmy edginess, and just about everything about it. Also when I initally posted my log entry to the bluebird hellsite, I was congratulated by the developer himself.

Thank you Zane, I'll be sure to put this on my fridge to remember this accomplishment for years to come.

#18: Street Fighter 6

What Platform? - PC, Steam

Finished when? - 12/6/23

What was finished? - World Tour Main Story, Classic Control Scheme

Now, when it comes to fighting games, I'm more of a platform fighter person, you'd see me playing Smash (maybe not as much since online has soured it for me) or Rivals of Aether more than anything else since I'm too stupid to play the original fighters.

Come Street Fighter 6 and it caught my attention right away with its bright graphics and peppy mood, as well as a custom character creator, which I set about doing to create Azie, whose last name I've yet to determine at this time of writing, because I wasn't too sure who to make an avatar of.

World Tour was pretty much a very glorified tutorial with a story that's kind of hit-or-miss but it's fun fighting goons out in the streets before taking on Luke from Streets™ to gain some style EXP for his fighting moves to equip to my avatar.

I loved it, what more can I say? Well, beside the fact that it finally taught me how to do some of the basic inputs for some moves without making me do a quarterback triple-kickflip to shove-it to manual on the d-pad.

Also played it all the way through with mostly Classic controls, because I wanted to.

#19: Unreal Tournament (1999)

What Platform? - PC, Steam (Game is unlisted, sadly, but I can still play it!)

Finished when? - 15/6/23

What was finished? - Campaign, Average difficulty

The reason? Nostalgia. Unreal Tournament '99 was one of the few FPS games that still sit in the back of my mind for me, and for good reason. In some ways, it feels better than UT2k4 and other ways, the latter is better, but UT99 is still great, even if it's a pain in the ass to get working on modern systems even with the funny fan patch.

#20: Chocobo GP

What Platform? - Nintendo Switch, the only platform that it's on at this time of writing (and probably gonna be there forever unless Squenix decides to port it to other systems)

Finished when? 21/6/23

When Square Enix re-released the game with ALL of its content packaged in and free from any battle pass bullshittery, I decided to reward them for once and... buy the physical copy because it was cheaper than buying digital at the time lmao.

But it was quite worth it because I felt like I would enjoy the game and the story mode, and I did, the only thing that was stopping me was the awful MTX and Battle Pass shit that really bogged the game down and made it a terrible grind.

Believe me, the game feels 10x better when you're not constantly grinding to get a character before time runs out. It's almost like they should've done that from day 1!

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Thursday, 27 April, 2023....... Warmup.......Military Press....... 5 Rounder.....Wine Tasting.

The Weather-Person (They/Them/It) is predicting a 75% chance of rain at the hour of our 4 PM workout. They/Them/It was predictably uncertain as it misted/drizzled/dripped off of leaves for 3 hours.

Warmup:

4 Rounds

10 PVC Shoulder Dislocates

10 Scap Pull-Ups

Strength

Military Press: 10 / 5 / 2 / 2 / 2

The sets of 2 all same weight.

Three second hold at top of those last reps.

Don’t drop it.

Dana=zero. late arrival Sam D=zero. refused Shannon/Kayla=45 Sue=60 Linda/Coach=70 Timmy/Herb/Tom=95 Smoothie=105 ED=125 WG=135 Armando/Bernie=155 Paul=Dr. Squat

Metabolic Conditioner

5 Rounds

9 Power Cleans (135/95/65)

15 Pull-Ups

21 / 15 Calories Any ERG

Kayla=14:32 Coach=15:47 Sue=16:25 Linda=17:28 Sam=17:43 WG=17:49 Dana=18:00 Armando=18:05 Smoothie=18:23 Ed=18:35 Timmy=18:55 Shannon=19:01 Bernie=20:19 Tom=22:00 Herb=23:55 PAUL=24:55

Cool-Down:

Wine and Snacks

We need cases of bottled H20. Much was brought.

Notes:

Did anyone see what coach did there ? He listed the results BACKWARDS !!!

Actually he did for the STRENGTH but then got lost on the Met-Con. Oh well.....

The wine and snacks was it’s usual very boring WILD SUCCESS. Kayla brought her much promised and long delayed Charcuterie board with some kind of special roses (?), plus boxes of other high carb crap that you guys like. Armando himself cooked up some beef piggies in their blankets steeped in peanut butter and nuts that I only ate 10 of before tiring. Ms Rousseau made some kind of triple cheese chunks swimming in some kind of ointment with little green onions, the kosher aspects of which were very troubling to Dr. Schwartz. Ms Schwartz (Assistant Rabi) left early so Dr. Schwartz felt he had the imprimatur to consume every last one of the cheese chunks swimming in troubling ointment. There were many and several less extravagant offerings that will go un-credited including whatever Miss Linda brought.

I pause here to mention that someone not present literally had a meltdown recently because purchases of pizza’s had ingredients that catered to some of our Hebrew brethren. Like veggie pies with black olives. YUK. I don’t recall that that person ordered any pizza. The guy who ordered such crap was Old Bird Man Joe who prolly thought he was ordering Pizza for migrating RUBY THROATED DOUBLE BREASTED BED THRASHERS. Now everybody is afraid to order pizza for fear of hurting the White Southern Gun Toting Extremists’ feelings.

Anyways:

The wine and snack party broke up after about 2 hours when all 16 bottles ( 11 Reds / 3 whites / 1 Rose / 1 Champagne were exhausted. I was stupid enough to offer a cellar run, but nobody took me up on it.

Did anyone notice that Sam D’s Dog exhibited the same bipolar mania activity that is so endearing about Sam. BTW, Sam brought so much bottled water, wine, and Champagne that he had to make 2 trips to his Toyota Fore-Skin truck?? I guess we’ll extend his welcome as long as the creeks are dry.

Saturday at 0730 and at 0930.

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eruden-writes · 2 years ago

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The Unexpected Human Problem - Part 9 (Yautja x Human)

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Summary: The night her abductors die, Rayelle finds herself running for her life. She doesn’t know where she is, what is following her, where to go. All she knows is she’s not on Earth any longer and the thing chasing her has the capacity to kill.

Tai'dqei never anticipated finding a human when he took the job of tracking and subduing a small contingent of smugglers. It was only when the human attacked and fled fled, Tai'dqei - hopped up on the euphoria of a successful hunt - gave chase, instinct burning at his center.

Will sense return to Tai'dqei before he catches Rayelle? Or will Rayelle be subjected to the yautja’s natural inclinations?

And what happens afterwards?

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CHAPTER CW: Mating ritual discussions.

Tag list: @ajarofpickledtears

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With the human staring him down and no other feasible excuse to put it off, Tai'dqei grudgingly decided taking this confrontation head on was the best tactic. The longer he avoided it, the worst it'd be.

"I misinterpreted the situation," Tai'dqei admitted, his mandibles flexing awkwardly. He attempted to stifle the nervous tic as Rayelle glanced at the movement. Whatever she thought of his mandibles, he could only imagine. Non-yautja had told him before they were unsettling.

"How do you misinterpret that situation?" Rayelle felt the hysterical edge slice through her voice, making the edges of her words rough. Her attention was still transfixed to those pincers on Tai'dqei's face. They couldn't just be for show. A prickle crept up Rayelle's back, wondering if it was agitation that made his mandibles fidget or something else.

A muscle flexed in Tai'dqei's jaw as he considered how to answer her. A human with no experience or knowledge of aliens. How did one even begin? He wasn't even sure what a normal human mating ritual was like, so he couldn't even draw comparisons.

Which meant he should start with the basics, he decided.

"I am a yautja," Tai'dqei began after a breath to gather his thoughts. Judging from the annoyed expression that crimped Rayelle's face as she turned her eyes to his, Ah'ke had already introduced their species. He trudged on, before she could interrupt him and derail his minute progress. Doing his best to keep his tone level and non-condescending, he continued, "The instinct to hunt is strong in our blood. When a hunt goes well, like my bounty job that led me to you, the adrenaline and euphoria are high."

At that, she scoffed. This was beginning to sound like the plethora of other excuses she had heard in her lifetime. "It's not my fault, emotions were high!" "Can you really blame me for having fun?" "That wasn't me, that was the alcohol." And so on and so forth.

"So your sense of accomplishment makes it okay t-" Rayelle words abruptly halted as Tai'dqei grabbed her by the arm, pulling her closer to him and pressing his warm palm to her mouth. The movement had been so fast, Rayelle's heart barely had a chance to stutter. Her eyes flew wide with rage, instantly trying to pull away from his firm hold.

"Let me finish," he said quietly, hunched over her. The heat of her skin and her breath against his palm did little to still the sudden fire at his core. If she was going to interrupt him every other sentence with biting remarks, he'd never get through this. It didn't help that every confrontational word out of her mouth or action razed at his core. He didn't want his romp at the sex house to be completely undone as soon as he returned to his ship.

Rayelle's eyes flickered over his face, searching for something that was even a mystery to herself, but she stilled. Something, an unspoken sincerity maybe, gave her pause. Or maybe she was a fool, she didn't know.

Though she did squint in displeasure at him, hating how strong and warm his hold felt. It scraped at something raw inside her. It was only that sensation that kept her from planting her hands on his chest and shoving. Additional points of contact, she feared, would just further frustrate and confuse her.

As Tai'dqei spoke, he slowly lowered his hand from Rayelle's mouth. "In that state of mind, I had no intention to touch you like I did. Until you threw something and ran."

He paused experimentally, to see if she would cut in again. She remained quiet, her demanding gaze on him as she waited for further explanation. "One yautja mating ritual is meant to assess the capabilities of a mate by gaining their attention and then running. Challenging them to a different sort of hunt."

He remembered that moment so clearly. Approaching the small cage she was in, her eyes locked to the sight of him. The tang of blood in the air, the smears on his armor, the adrenaline still clawing delightfully through him.

Tai'dqei could only imagine what terror she felt when she saw him - with his blood-covered armor and intimidating stature - but his brain was pumped up on success from a job well done. Though he knew she was staring warily, part of him wondered if there was a bit of admiration in the look. She had to acknowledge his strength, his fearsomeness, if she was wary, right?

Then she threw that damn water bowl at him and he completely lost his sense.

When Rayelle next spoke, her tone only solidified Tai'dqei's own annoyance with himself. "Excuse me?"

Now, she writhed out of his hold, jerking herself out of the hand that had gone lax on her shoulder. It took all of Tai'dqei's discipline to not grab at her, clutch her tight, touch her. Heat bled into her face and down her body, embarrassed and angry. "You're saying because I stared and threw something at you and ran, you thought I wanted you to fuck me?"

Between the memories and the slowly kindling heat, it was easy for Tai'dqei to recall how he felt and thought during their first meeting. Even now, he could feel the burn of temptation gnawing at his hands. "Yes. I thought you were inviting me to pursue you, to catch you. As gratitude for helping you."

So taken aback by the straightforward answer, Rayelle took a step away from Tai'dqei. She stared, wide-eyed, up at him while her brain scrambled to understand. What was his play? He didn't sound remorseful, but he didn't sound agitated either.

"When I realized you were not enjoying yourself, I stopped." Tai'dqei's voice softened as he bowed his head. Rayelle watched as the tendrils that sprouted from his head shifted, catching the light in the ship. "I cannot apologize enough."

Words escaped her. She just could not find anything to respond to him with. The only thing Rayelle could do was stare at the alien - a yautja, she reminded herself - and attempt to process his words. She wasn't sure if she believed him. It would be so easy for him to lie to the naive little human, wouldn't it?

But part of her didn't think he was lying. If so, he could have come up with a million better excuses, couldn't he? She couldn't think of any at the moment, but, well, she was still trying to parse his straightforward attitude in answering her.

At the very least, he seemed sincere. There was no balking and no excuses, just an explanation why things had happened they way they had. Even if he could have hidden behind instincts, he didn't.

Tai'dqei knew he did wrong. Part of her internally wailed about how he was still doing wrong by keeping her captive and collaring her. If he truly wanted to do right by her, wouldn't he give her freedom? Another part of Rayelle reminded her this wasn't her home, her time, her planet. She managed to get into this trouble without playing an active role, beyond pursuing a divorce. What other trouble could she get into, out of ignorance? Tai'dqei already said the collar was for her safety. But was it really?

Though she knew he was waiting for a retort, her brain spat out static amid the chaos.

Instead of reacting, or replying, or doing anything to acknowledge his apology and explanation, Rayelle turned and walked away, a blank stare on her face. A million different thoughts tumbled around her head, but she couldn't make sense of a single one.

An alien took her vicious bid for freedom as a flirtatious invite. An alien that had, with daunting strength and precision, bloodily dispatched a whole squad of other aliens. And that same alien had bought her fidget toys and chocolate.

It was too much for Rayelle. Once more, she had to lay down as her sense of reality wobbled.

Tai'dqei let her go, watching as she ducked back into the guest quarters. It was for the best, he told himself, as he went to put his supplies in their appropriate places.

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Over the course of the next couple days - or cycles, as Rayelle was learning, since there was no sun or 24-hour segmentation - she and Tai'dqei avoided one another. She did the bulk of the avoiding, though. He'd offer a greeting and small talk, letting her know they'd be staying docked until his employer came around, but on the whole she'd ignore him. She'd only take the food he offered or look at him when he spoke, but beyond that, their interaction was minimal.

Well, other than when she needed his help operating the shower. Whenever she thought about that moment, as short as it was, her face warmed with embarrassment. Which annoyed her. It was no different than asking how to operate the shower anywhere else! Except it was a little different.

She had asked someone who had taken her assault on him as a flirtation. Who pursued her and almost assaulted her due to misunderstanding, if that were to be believed. Who had, thus far, given her a way to communicate and provided her with food and new clothes and entertainment. Even if the damnable collar remained on her throat.

Thinking about Tai'dqei made her suspicions, hope, and logic fight, like dogs chasing cats. It was easier not to think about him.

For Tai'dqei's part, he felt like her efforts to ignore him were for the best. Especially after she asked how to work the shower. Just being in an enclosed space, knowing she'd soon be naked in said space, taunted his thoughts. He'd given her a straightforward rundown on how to use the shower and retreated as fast as he could to his training room.

He would have liked to say he was trying to redirect the energy elsewhere. In reality, he just chose to work up a sweat to excuse his need for the shower later on. And once in the shower, he'd get a little dirtier before getting clean.

On this day, however, something new transpired.

"I'll be heading out today. My employer finally came in to finish up our contract." Tai'dqei informed Rayelle on the third cycle. Rayelle was sitting up on her bed, alerted to Tai'dqei's entry seconds earlier by his knock. The antique paperback she had been reading rested on her lap, her finger marking her spot.

Her annoyance at his sudden entry was somewhat mollified by his announcement. Curiosity instantly lit up in her eyes when she registered his words and noticed his full black armor. Faint memories of that first night flickered in her head, although most of the first half had certainly been a blur.

"Is Ah'ke going to babysit me again?" Rayelle posited the question with a heaping dollop of sarcasm. Hopefully enough to get through any language or cultural barriers.

"No, she's too busy." Tai'dqei pointedly ignored her sharp tone. Ah'ke had reminded him enough, through their communiques, that Rayelle was still adjusting. Rising at her mere tone would accomplish nothing. He hefted a container, which held the bounties' heads, onto his hip and shot Rayelle a look, which she likely couldn't see beyond the mask he wore. "Just stay here until I come back."

"I don't have much choice," Rayelle retorted, tugging at her collar pointedly. She critically eyed Tai'dqei in his whole set-up, realizing portions of his arms and legs weren't entirely covered by the dark armor. Between plates of armor and under the mesh material, his rusty red-orange-to-pale-yellow colorations peeked through.

Tai'dqei stood still for a breath, watching Rayelle through his visor. She returned his steadfast leer with a raised eyebrow and a slightly mocking shake of her head. "Well?"

He pointed to the floor, emphasizing each word with a downward motion to the floor. "Stay. Put."

While Tai'dqei certainly worried about Rayelle's safety, another concern - were she to run away - sat with the hormones that had almost consistently remained simmering inside him. Tracking her down through the station would only whet that unwanted appetite.

Her frown deepened, her glare heating unhappily as she crossed her arms over her chest. She wasn't about to agree with his demand. Heaviness settled in the air between the two, growing heavier when she didn't respond.

After another moment to consider, Tai'dqei set the container down and input a command into his wrist gauntlet. Rayelle tilted her head curiously at him. When he retrieved the container, once more settling it on his hip, he turned to leave. Just before he moved beyond the limited visibility of her door, he said, "When I go, the ship is going on lockdown. Stay. Here."

With as much scorn as she could muster, Rayelle snorted. But Tai'dqei ignored her and continued down the hall, her door closing behind him. Rayelle sat back on her bed, returning to book. Or attempting to, at least.

No matter how she tried to force her eyes to the words, her mind was focused on listening. She heard Tai'dqei's heavily armored boots clomp down the hall, the sound gradually becoming softer. When it sounded as if he had exited the ship, additional things shuttered behind him. Rayelle could hear the extra security measures, whatever they were, clunking into place.

Setting her book down in her lap, she eyed her own door. Likely, her collar was tied to some sort of system or program that would alert Tai'dqei to movement outside of a certain range. Perhaps the ship. Perhaps the docking port. Rayelle's eyes narrowed, wondering how long she had until Tai'dqei returned.

Tai'dqei would presumably be too busy collecting his bounty to pay attention to all notifications. Which meant, if she timed her escape right, she could get out of the ship without him immediately realizing it. Gradually, swarming questions began to spin across her mind.

How far could she even get? Should she even bother trying to find someone to remove the collar? Or maybe just slumming it onto a ship, getting out of range, was a better option? If the Time Council, or whatever they were called, were such a big deal, Rayelle could probably find them on her own. She was capable.

Rayelle's gaze flicked back to the book in her possession. Her mind lolled over the other things Tai'dqei had gotten her, his concerns of her well-being, the lengths he'd gone to to get them capable of communicating.

Should she even try to leave? Her alien abductors had intended to do something with her. Maybe it had been extremely good luck to be found by Tai'dqei. Who knew how others would treat her? What if the temporal authorities weren't so easy to find?

And what if it all had been a lie? How'd she even know the difference? What if Tai'dqei had made it all up, just to keep her subservient? At least, as subservient as he could manage. Rayelle swallowed at that thought, considering how Ah'ke would be an accessory to the lies, if that was the case.

Her hands tightened on her book, until the spine creaked in her grasp.

She gave Tai'dqei thirty minutes of peace, while she haphazardly collected a bag's worth of supplies, before working on finding a way out.

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hermionesslut · 3 years ago

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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 <3

introduction

just submit a request for any for these prompts and see the characters i write for, and i’ll write a blurb!!

also see request rules, pls!

i don’t think most any of these are mine btw, i just have a list in my notes, and transferred them here lmao.

𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅 /𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓

1. Person B finds Person A submerged underwater, and is left to desperately try to save them.

2. Person B kissing away Person A's tears.

3. PERSON A being forced to watch the one they love tortured.

4. “Cry me a fucking river”

5. “you should move on. i did.”

6. “If I love you, what business is it of yours?”

7. "Hey, hey, shhh. It's okay now."

8. “I’m all yours.”

9. “you’re half my soul” or “you’re half my soul, as the poets say.”

10. “ i loved the way you touched me with your eyes and felt me with mine.”

11. " i'd follow you to the ends of the universe, if you asked me to. "

12. "you're putting me to sleep...stop."

13. "you look adorable even in your sleep."

14. "you're so warm."

15. "i'm so proud of you."

16. “come on, let’s get you cleaned up.”

17. “hey, look at me. i’m not going anywhere.”

18. “Do you miss me?”

19. “Have you ever kissed anyone before?”

20. “Can we stay like this forever”

𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓

21. “make me.”

22. “you can be rough. i can take it.”

23. “i want to taste you”

24. “Tell me what you want.”

25. “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

26. for one muse to deny the other orgasm

27. “Do I make you nervous?”

28. “Remember your place.”

29. “i want you to tie me up."

30. "i don't want to hear anything out of your mouth unless it's a moan."

31. “if you beg, you can cum.”

32. “you make the prettiest sounds, i could listen to you all day”.

33. “scream my name, show everyone whos fucking you so good right now”

34. “you’re blushing.”

35. “bend over the desk love”

36. “don’t be gentle.”

37. “you’re such a tease.”

38. "good girl—that's a good fucking girl."

39. "aw, it hurts? too bad. you're gonna keep taking it until i’m satisfied."

40. “if you don’t like my teasing why are you moaning”

41. “You wanna have sex with me?”

42. “Your lips make me wonder what you taste like”

43. “My body’s all yours.”

44. “Is it your first time?”

45. “i love it when you kiss my neck”

46. “i’ve been thinking about this night”

47. “don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”

48. “i bought a few pieces of lingerie. want me to model for you?”

49. "Oh princess, I thought we learn from the last time you decided to make me jealous."

50. “I promise I’ll be good”

51. “Show me how a good girl begs.”

52. “Prove that you deserve my cock/pussy.”

53. “I’ve been bad… You should punish me.”

54. “I could make you feel better.”

55. “Your hand feels much better than my own.”

#prompt list #writing prompts #smut prompts #dialogue prompt #fluff prompts #angst prompts #romance prompts

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saucebou · 9 months ago

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I’ll bite

1. Kel

2. Mutantheart

3. Jawbreaker, Come and See (gives good Inscryption vibes)

4. Jawsum for his theme and a neat challenge, Bossman Hero bc it’s amazingly hilarious.

5. The one with Sunny in the sand.

6.Deep Well or Last Resort

7. Disco Area

8. The hideout area probably (but Gino’s is a close second)

9. Black Space. Love the Yume Nikki twist it has and how fascinating it and Bs2 are.

10. Suntan.

11. Not really.

12. I guess Sunny route but mixed route is cool despite how it breaks my heart.

13. Maverick is the only other person who likes Orange Joe

14. The first time going into black space probably. Never before had I felt so disturbed by an area in a game.

15. On two days left when you had to get the sandwich for Hero. I felt absolutely mortified when I saw Aubrey and co. To the point where I just got the sandwich and left, not even interacting with them. Again, only time a game ever made me feel that kind of way.

16. Maybe the cup noodles, just something about the subtle joke about how they can only be found in toilets.

17. Jawsum (again)

18. Humphrey, not a fan of the green area.

19. I felt like the tag system was really under developed, Omori and Aubrey are effectively the same, Hero has nothing to do and Kel is the only one that really got fleshed out. Also the combat system felt really exploitive, see Headbutt and Run n’ gun.

20. Would have been nice if the areas got expanded more. Keys are used once in Junkyard, Half of Sweetheart’s castle is just mini games (which are fun), but i think they did a good amount of content out of Deep Well.

21. More content in blackspace 2.

22. Absolute pain and begging to know if Sunny’s friends forgave him (I think they did albeit with time).

23. Some heartache but not too much.

24. Entering the red room in blackspace with all the faces. Just b-lined it for the key.

25. The scene I mentioned in 15. The raw energy of what happened beforehand is mortifying.

26. Physical copy of the game, my plushies and Nendorid.

27. Absolutely, it’s the reason I want to try and peruse becoming a game dev so I can create something that can make people happy and inspire them. Also to help them with something fun after being emotionally devastated from something like Omori.

28. I met @karmarat (sorry for the @) and they’re pretty cool.

29. I got into playing a lot of Rpg Maker games like Yume Nikki, Off, Space Funeral and Hylics (goated btw) and even making something in rpg maker myself.

30. It was the first ever piece of media to make me cry. It emotionally destroyed me for a good 2 months and Omocat’s “Fuck it I’m gonna make this” story has been the greatest motivator for me to create anything I have created and I hope to one day create something that can stand toe to toe with this game.

31. Of course I would!

Uh..doing this out of boredom!

SPOILER WARNING!!

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1. Out of the main 6, my favorite in Dreamworld/Headspace is Basil. Out of the main 5 in real-world, my favorite is Kel.

2. My favorite side/NPC character is Kim.

3. My favorite songs from the OMORI ost would have to be Duet, Bready Steady Go, and You Were Wrong, Go Back.

4. My favorite boss is Bossman Hero.

5. The photos from Basil's photo album I liked most was the one picture of Aubrey eating a watermelon, and the arm-wrestle between Hero and Kel.

6. My favorite area in Headspace is the park area.

7. My favorite area in Blackspace is the main area itself, where you can see all the doors, and the one room where Basil explodes like a watermelon.

8. My favorite area in Faraway Town is the "hidden spot" in the park.

9. I like Real-world more. I don't have a specific reason why, though if I had a reason, I'd say because it feels like I spend hours in Headspace when playing the game.

10. Favorite ships? Hm.. I like cactiflower, suntan, and of course, HeroMari.

11. I kin Basil and Kel! I kin Basil because of his personality, which should already be enough.. hopefully. I kin Kel because of his personality, but also because of the way he is perceived from others' POV's.

12. My fav route in the game is to keep going outside every possible chance. My favorite ending in the game is the True-Ending.

13. I have very few I can think of right now, but one of the main ones I have is that Kel and Hero hug people tightly, though of course, Hero hugs more gently.

14. My favorite moment in the game is when Aubrey, Kel, Hero, and Sunny all hug together in real-world.

15. Something that stood out to me the most was Basil's obsession for Sunny.

16. Well, I think my fav might be obvious if you know my blog, but I like- Kel's skill "TICKLE" In game.

17. My favorite boss fight is fighting against Bossman Hero.

18. For me, the annoying part is having to grind levels because your level is "too low" so you can't defeat a boss until you grind more, which is a huge hassle for me.

19. Something I dislike about OMORI?!😲. Uh..nothing? ((If I think of something, I'll update this later.))

20. Something I wish was different about the game? Same thing as last question.

21. If I could change or add something, it would be adding more cutscenes or details in real-world and more details about characters interactions because--as we see that, for example, Aubrey and Hero don't really talk much. I wish there was at least some detail/or interaction between characters that don't talk to eachother much.

22. My reaction went kinda like this: "😶😮😲🤐...Damn.."

23. I was kinda just like- was in shock, but amazement when Sunny just- looked so unfazed falling down a hospital building. The amazement part being how the music just started playing, as I thought: "Wow..the build up..lead to a tragic ending but an amazing song choice." For the neutral endings, I was kind just like: "😶..." In shock I guess?

24. A scene that genuinely scared me was when I first played the game and encountered "DOROTHI" on the train. The music creeped me out, and so did the appearance of Dorothi.

25. In my opinion, the scariest things in the game are when you encounter the different variants of "SOMETHING" aka, MERCI, DOROTHI, CINDI, etc.

26. I do not unfortunately :(

27. Omori changed me in a...hard to describe way. Anytime I just- think about the endings, the truth, and everything in deep thought, it makes me have an odd feeling in my stomach of uneasiness. Though, it made me happy when certain scenes/frames, go on screen.

28. I actually made a good amount of friends, though I'll name 3, or rather 2. I met an amazing best friend of mine through it, a really cool, smart, and nice friend of mine named 'Ollie', and- I used to be friends with the famous omori, gacha, youtuber named 'DANI'.

29. Yes, OMORI had led me down a huge rabbit hole. It led me to a game called "Needy Streamer Overload" and I absolutely love it. It also let me to a game called "Yume Nikki" which, I haven't played yet but hear that it's good. So, I plan to go into 'Yume Nikki' blind!

30. OMORI is special to me because it has an amazing plot, characters, areas, soundtracks, and everything! I genuinely like it a lot, and try to get as many friends as possible into it.

31. YES! OFC!!! I want a hug too! 😭

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