#burt bee

[g-brison]

Night 6 of Huffingtober x The Nightmare Before Christmas, Burt and Pelly find themselves in a very dangerous place and come across the Oogie Boogie Man.

Happy Huffingtober

30 Years of The Nightmare Before Christmas

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Burt's Bees started selling microphones and wireless earbuds. They had cute designs.

[cosmikazie]

ever since that "x please save me, please save me x" meme started circulating i've been thinking about how when i was in the third grade some kid i knew said something similar and it fucking killed me given the context of it

i got a whole pickle in my school lunch one day (i fucking love pickles) and i bit into it and some juice squirted out onto the kid's ar across the lunch table and he started FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

he started yelling "BURTS BEES BURTS BEES PLEASE SAVE ME HELP ME BURTS BEES" while frantically searching through his backpack for burts bees brand moisturizer or something to rub where the pickle juice had hit him

he kept saying "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING" but like. i dont care whether it was third grade me or present me. a third grader getting hit with pickle juice and screaming about burts bees as a result cant not be funny as fuck

[the-lumpfish-king]

[honestlynervousnut]

• Yj as Burt's Bees flavours •

Jackie- Strawberry

Shauna- Caramel Apple

Lottie- (Adult) Beeswax (Teen) Tropical pineapple (slightly canon due to this post)

Natalie- Unscented

Van- Ginger spice (pun intended)

Taissa- Wild Cherry

Misty- Medicated (Idk It existed but aparently its a mix of menthol and eucalyptus so It seems pretty accurate to me)

Laura Lee- Either coconut and pear OR hear me out: That tinted Burts Bees (Idk why and I don't know how to elaborate but I can see the vision)

[https-lxtus]

Hi helLo art request

Sherlock looking at a bEE I beg of you please

Also also also also BC interactiion, tEll meeee your fave line from s&co

Honestly a favorite line is so hard to choose, there’s so many that live in my mind rent-free,,, hmmmm, honestly it’s harder because of aforementioned Atrocious MemoryTM

The whole “She wrote Jonk on my cup! I mean, who’s called Jonk? Oh congratulations, what are you gonna call ‘im? Jonk. Yeah! We’re gonna call him Jonk.” Bit Is always in my mind but also moments like “Would you like to hold hands and talk about you feelings” and just moments and interactions between John and Sherlock are all just great. I also do love when Mariana talks to Archie in Spanish, she’s so funny (I do speak Spanish so I get to enjoy those in their full glory pff)

As for your art request;

I hope this is satisfactory, it’s not my best work but yes, Sherlock looking at a png bee featuring Jonklock in bee-themed sweaters and Burt the Bee who I’ve been thinking abt for a little too long ( @fireroll this is your fault /silly)

ANYWAYS, THAT’S ALL, TY FOR YOUR REQUEST 🫶🫶🫶

[bootleg-nessie]

Colony collapse disorder is a hoax. The bees are all dying because that fucker Burt keeps grinding them up to put in chapstick

[horrorlesbians]

I FINALLY FINISHED A LIPBALM WITHOUT LOSING IT. EVERYONE CLAP FOR ME

[eddiethebrave]

i can’t go more than two hours without burt’s bees

like i just made my coworker stop at a gas station bc i forgot mine

[jj3llyfishh]

[grizzlyofthesea]

Halloween Progress Report #1: Accent Cosmetics

I found the perfect face makeup and nail polish for my Lagoona costume at the drugstore today! We've got...

The Covergirl Trunaked eyeshadow palette, "That's Rad" (not quite as bright or saturated in real life)

The Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Pearl nail polish, "Rare Red Pearl"

And the Burt's Bees gloss lip crayon, "Pacific Coast."

The names being as fitting as they are was purely coincidental. I just thought they looked the closest to what I'm going for.

I'm not used to wearing this stuff, and I'm garbage at nail polish application, but I'm doing it for authenticity.

Bonus: Each individual eyeshadow has a name that works well with Lagoona's personality, too!

In order from left to right on the palette, they are:

Leg Warmers

Take a Chill Pill

Scrunchie

No Duh!

Bodysuit

Totally Tubular

Bangin'

Pump it Up

Again, a super fun coincidence that makes me even more excited for Halloween!

[g-brison]

Day 4 of Huffington Christmas Cards, Peter and Burt are in the kitchen preparing Red Velvet Donuts, but maybe they're about to bite off more than they can chew. Merry Christmas

[tilbageidanmark]

Tell me when will you be mine

[veggiefritterz]

sometimes i have a sneaky taste of my lip balm :3

[delusional-hooligan]

♡∞:｡.｡ i wish to not be perceived ｡.｡:∞♡

[boosterwithad]

Alejandro picking at his cracked lips, and Phil just taking his chin, inspecting his lips, kissing him, then being like "burt's, hunny, use it." While pushing a tin into his hands.