#burt bee

[g-brison]

Night 6 of Huffingtober x The Nightmare Before Christmas, Burt and Pelly find themselves in a very dangerous place and come across the Oogie Boogie Man.

Happy Huffingtober

30 Years of The Nightmare Before Christmas

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Burt's Bees started selling microphones and wireless earbuds. They had cute designs.

[cosmikazie]

ever since that "x please save me, please save me x" meme started circulating i've been thinking about how when i was in the third grade some kid i knew said something similar and it fucking killed me given the context of it

i got a whole pickle in my school lunch one day (i fucking love pickles) and i bit into it and some juice squirted out onto the kid's ar across the lunch table and he started FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

he started yelling "BURTS BEES BURTS BEES PLEASE SAVE ME HELP ME BURTS BEES" while frantically searching through his backpack for burts bees brand moisturizer or something to rub where the pickle juice had hit him

he kept saying "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING" but like. i dont care whether it was third grade me or present me. a third grader getting hit with pickle juice and screaming about burts bees as a result cant not be funny as fuck

[the-lumpfish-king]

[honestlynervousnut]

• Yj as Burt's Bees flavours •

Jackie- Strawberry

Shauna- Caramel Apple

Lottie- (Adult) Beeswax (Teen) Tropical pineapple (slightly canon due to this post)

Natalie- Unscented

Van- Ginger spice (pun intended)

Taissa- Wild Cherry

Misty- Medicated (Idk It existed but aparently its a mix of menthol and eucalyptus so It seems pretty accurate to me)

Laura Lee- Either coconut and pear OR hear me out: That tinted Burts Bees (Idk why and I don't know how to elaborate but I can see the vision)

[https-lxtus]

Hi helLo art request

Sherlock looking at a bEE I beg of you please

Also also also also BC interactiion, tEll meeee your fave line from s&co

Honestly a favorite line is so hard to choose, there’s so many that live in my mind rent-free,,, hmmmm, honestly it’s harder because of aforementioned Atrocious MemoryTM

The whole “She wrote Jonk on my cup! I mean, who’s called Jonk? Oh congratulations, what are you gonna call ‘im? Jonk. Yeah! We’re gonna call him Jonk.” Bit Is always in my mind but also moments like “Would you like to hold hands and talk about you feelings” and just moments and interactions between John and Sherlock are all just great. I also do love when Mariana talks to Archie in Spanish, she’s so funny (I do speak Spanish so I get to enjoy those in their full glory pff)

As for your art request;

I hope this is satisfactory, it’s not my best work but yes, Sherlock looking at a png bee featuring Jonklock in bee-themed sweaters and Burt the Bee who I’ve been thinking abt for a little too long ( @fireroll this is your fault /silly)

ANYWAYS, THAT’S ALL, TY FOR YOUR REQUEST 🫶🫶🫶

[bootleg-nessie]

Colony collapse disorder is a hoax. The bees are all dying because that fucker Burt keeps grinding them up to put in chapstick

[starizzm]

rating all the lippies I have because I'm jobless and it's vacation 😍!! Also, please don't come for me it's just my opinion 😭

Vaseline Lip Therapy - Rosy Lips

How can I not have Vaseline??

It leaves a pink tint on lips.

smells like roses.

VERY VERY sticky.

Overall, it does its job so 9/10.

2. Laneige - Berry Fruits Rouge

the hype got to me 😞💔 but I'm very happy with this!

Very pretty pink glossy tint on lips

smells like berries

not that moisturising but it's alright

Please don't come for me but it's just overpriced Vaseline 😭 Vaseline is wayyy better in my opinion. Overall, 8/10.

3. Burt's Bees- Red Dahlia

I love this so so much!!

The tint is a bit darker, really complements my skin!! I think it's pretty good for darker skin tones.

very moisturising

overall, 10/10 I love it!!

4. Rom&nd - Glasting Water Gloss

Again, the internet made me buy it. I don't regret it though.. my most favourite clear gloss.

Moisturising.

my lips look GLAZED.

it tingles for some reason 😭?? and it feels cold but I don't really mind so 10/10.

5. P.S -Juicy Gloss

It's.. interesting.. It's shiny but I don't like the texture. The scent is VERY strong. 2/10.

6. Nivea - Watermelon Shine

Useless. Utterly Useless. I hate this. 0/10.

7. Kiko Milano- 3hr Hydra Lip gloss (03)

my first lipgloss 😍 I like this one too!!

Very moisturising.

It does what it says and stays through the day. IT SURVIVED SCHOOL AIR 😨

The glitter is a bit gritty though.. so, 9/10.

Elle 18 - Lip colour liquid

I really didn't know I had this until I dumped my makeup pouch.

It's a liquid lipstick and I don't really like lipstick 😭 it's actually some free tester I got..

THIS IS NOT MY SHADE?? 😞 but it feels really soft on lips.

Overall, 4/10.

[horrorlesbians]

I FINALLY FINISHED A LIPBALM WITHOUT LOSING IT. EVERYONE CLAP FOR ME

[grizzlyofthesea]

Halloween Progress Report #1: Accent Cosmetics

I found the perfect face makeup and nail polish for my Lagoona costume at the drugstore today! We've got...

The Covergirl Trunaked eyeshadow palette, "That's Rad" (not quite as bright or saturated in real life)

The Sally Hansen Miracle Gel Pearl nail polish, "Rare Red Pearl"

And the Burt's Bees gloss lip crayon, "Pacific Coast."

The names being as fitting as they are was purely coincidental. I just thought they looked the closest to what I'm going for.

I'm not used to wearing this stuff, and I'm garbage at nail polish application, but I'm doing it for authenticity.

Bonus: Each individual eyeshadow has a name that works well with Lagoona's personality, too!

In order from left to right on the palette, they are:

Leg Warmers

Take a Chill Pill

Scrunchie

No Duh!

Bodysuit

Totally Tubular

Bangin'

Pump it Up

Again, a super fun coincidence that makes me even more excited for Halloween!

[g-brison]

Day 4 of Huffington Christmas Cards, Peter and Burt are in the kitchen preparing Red Velvet Donuts, but maybe they're about to bite off more than they can chew. Merry Christmas

[eddiethebrave]

i can’t go more than two hours without burt’s bees

like i just made my coworker stop at a gas station bc i forgot mine

[jj3llyfishh]

[minzi2024]

after years of collecting and testing i mtst say vaseline lip therapy and burtsbees original are the best when you have actually chapped lips

[tilbageidanmark]

Tell me when will you be mine

[dungeon-vault]