#buck is a menace

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: How exactly did you help Eddie figure out he wasn't straight?

Buck, smirking: Oh, I fucked the doubts about his sexuality out of him.

Chim: *on the verge of tears* You could at least attempt to lie.

[iamharryhale]

Buck, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, sergeant?

Athena: Get the hELL out of my car!

[wildlife4life]

Inspiration Saturday

Tagged by @spotsandsocks @bekkachaos and @hippolotamus You are amazing and I am so excited for your works!

Here is a little continuation from fuck-it friday's post. Hint: Buck found a solution to the money. Hehehe.

😅

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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Buddie Wedding Season 10 Everyone's Invited

[sophsun1]

+ bonus:

Clipboard Buck™️ vs. The 118

[theyjusthowl]

So everybody thinks Eddie is a softie because of that "happy to listen" line about Shannon but. That was years ago, I don't know.

This man's idea of a fun night out is a poker timba. I watch this show with my husband and even he knows that Eddie got so worked up over Buck's crazy math skills, y'all thinking it's cute that he counted the seconds he was dead but the way he says it he's so obviously turned on that Buck is basically Deadpool but crazy hot. The HEART EYES people he's not subtle about them. This whole scene is just so painfully obvious, in Eddie's mind they wipe ass and then he shoves Buck up against a wall and fucks him dirty in that shady back alley and then they go home and Eddie just LAUGHS because Buck walks funny for a day or two.

Eddie is not a softie. He's the worst kind of tease. Quiet but sassy.

Ps: I don't know if this is Spain specific but "timba" is an underground poker game. Not very classy.

[menace-behaviour]

Buck: *Having 'Sad Hoodie Hours™️' at Maddie's house*

Maddie: *Handing him a mug of hot chocolate* Okay, spill. Why do you have that "My goldfish ran away from home" face on?

Buck: Me and Tommy have been on opposite shifts for like 3 weeks now. I just miss him and I'm trying to not act out about it. I actually considered driving to the LAFD Air Base and starting a trashcan fire in the parking lot. It's either that or sending him notes made with letters cut out of old magazines.

Maddie: You know, I’ve got a whole box of old positive pregnancy tests in my bathroom cabinet. If we hurry, we could get to FedEx before closing and have him in a panic by noon tomorrow.

Buck: You’re a national treasure and I love you.

[xx-j4nu5-c4t5-xx]

terrorizing children at the family function

[watchyourbuck]

I love reading into things apparently bc the whole “you can’t have enough friends, right?” to me sounds like Buck’s desperately trying to get Eddie to admit that Tommy’s just a friend

[god-i-hope-so]

Of course Tommy told Buck about his face being covered with soot. But Buck was just like "Nah it's okay, I'm sure it's nothing". Of course Tommy told him with a desperate smile that it was not nothing and that people, everyone in the room, will know. Buck being Buck, he just went for it: "well then let's look at their face when they get it 🤷🏻‍♂️. Also, I want some cake so hurry up."

[blazinghotfoggynights]

I'm supposed to be doing something else

But it's boring, so this happened.

Bobby, after he is placed back in his rightful role as Captain of the 118, bragging about his kids:

Bobby: Hen Wilson was accepted to med school while working full-time and being an amazing wife, mother, and foster mother. She's brilliant.

Some other Captain: Wow.

Bobby, pointing to Buck and Eddie fawning over the new equipment: On the right, Evan Buckley. One of the best. Damn near got fired his probie year, but has become one of LAFD's finest and remained that through almost losing his leg and dying.

Some other Captain: Impressive team you have here.

Bobby, puffing out his chest: On the left, Eddie Diaz, Silver Star recipient, former army medic. Survived being shot four times in two incidents. Graduated top of his class.

Chimney, walking by, absentmindedly: *snorts* That was the last time Eddie was a top. *snickers* Just ask Buck.

Bobby, turning red with embarrassment: *sigh* He's an excellent paramedic and an expert in dealing with people. He has no filter and can't behave. That is the soon to be late Howard Han.

Bobby, narrowing eyes and turning to follow a suddenly running Chimney: My office! Now!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Please don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Robber: Do you think I care about that?

Eddie: No, this is not a plea for mercy. It is a warning.

Robber: What do you-

Buck, running at them with a chainsaw: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

Eddie: You better run.

[alienoresimagines]

Buck: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you? Bucky, caught mid-plan of a prank : You don't sound particularly mad about it Buck: I'm not Bucky: You still seem disappointed though Bucky: Are you upset you weren't invited? Buck: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt

[warpedpuppeteer]

Did I do this right??

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[sophsun1]

Chimney & Jee-Yun 💖

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