#bubba badass

[sctigthethird]

I introduce the idiots of the Bubbaverse /j

Dumba Dumbaphant by eggritos

Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness

[anothersmilingcrittersau]

Into The Bubba-verse??? perhaps--

SelfishCritters Bubba, Revived Bubba, and Tusker Tiredon belong to @smilingcrittersthingig!

Dumba Dumbaphant belongs to @eggritos!

Clay Paclayderm belongs to funny-critter-blog! (Won't let me @ them?)

Bubba Badass belongs to @blues-of-randomness!

Transparent versions of each of them (Manny and Badass share one due to their pose) under cut

[smilingcrittersthingig]

just had that burst of motivation to make a shitpost

Bubba Badass meets Manny Mammoth

I just kinda had that thought where “Oh wait they’re both swapped with Kickin”

Then I started thinking of them interacting which then morphed to this

i think i should get my bed rest now 💀

AUs by @blues-of-randomness and @anothersmilingcrittersau

[blues-of-randomness]

Bubbaverse incorrect qoutes

Og!Bubba: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Clay : Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Tusker: How did you know I was up until 3am? Bubba Badass: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Selfish!Bubba: The best person I know is myself.

Clay : Tusker, I’m afraid. Tusker: Just stay close to BBI Bubba. Clay : That's why I’m afraid.

Og!Bubba, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! silence Og!Bubba: Damn, y’all depressed as heck! BBI Bubba: You didn’t clap either- Og!Bubba: SHUT UP!

Tusker and Selfish bubba belong to @smilingcrittersthingig

Bubbaverse belings to @anothersmilingcrittersau

Clay belongs to @guppieishere

[rabid-dog-steve-horn]

For all my fellow wrestling fans.

Enjoy.

[amomentsescape]

Slashers x reader with prosthetics - and I mean like both legs and arms are prosthetics.

Reader will usually wear baggy/long clothes to hide it.

Slashers with Reader Who Has Prosthetics

Slashers x Reader (Separate)

Includes: Freddy, Michael, Jason, Thomas, Bubba, Brahms, Norman, Billy, Stu, Vincent, & Bo

A/N: Thank you for the request, love :)

Freddy Krueger

He actually really likes your prosthetics!

He constantly tries to convince you to "upgrade" them, however

Insists that your prosthetic arm would be much more badass if it had a blade instead of a hand

Whenever you're in his world, he will switch up the colors and styles of your prosthetics in order to prove just how "great" his ideas are

He has yet to convince you

And you intend to keep it that way or else you'll likely injure yourself with your new Freddy-approved prosthetics

Michael Myers

Literally does not care in the slightest

Michael is 100% the type to not care at all with how you look

If wearing loose fitting clothes makes you more comfortable, then that's all fine with him

He hates when you feel any type of self-conscious with your prosthetics

If he doesn't care, then clearly no on else will either

The most straightforward one on this list

If you say anything or get that worried look on your face, he'll stare back at you, his gaze almost a warning

You're the way you are, and that's perfectly fine with him

Jason Voorhees

Jason is going to be gentle with you no matter what

But having prosthetics only makes it worse by an unreasonable amount

He'd probably touch a butterfly rougher than he would touch you

He also likes the baggier clothing on you more

He'll even be happy to lend you some of his clothing if you want

(He melts every time he sees you wearing something of his)

He has trouble touching your prosthetics though

Not for any negative reason but mostly because he's worried he's going to somehow break it and you won't be able to use it anymore

Takes a lot of convincing from your side, but he eventually comes around to holding you and your prosthetics like a normal person would

Without fear he'll ruin everything

Thomas Hewitt

He initially questions you about them once you're comfortable, but after that, he literally does not pay any mind

Like you literally forget sometimes that he even knows since he treats you so normally

And you're honestly super thankful for it

He has occasionally pulled off an arm though because he isn't always aware of his own strength

The pure terror in his eyes every time it happens makes you roll over laughing

As long as you're comfortable and happy, it's all he ultimately cares about

Bubba Sawyer

Hasn't ever really come across prosthetics before so he's mostly just fascinated by it

At first, he thought maybe another family tried to... turn you into their dinner

(He doesn't know any better unfortunately)

Will sometimes play around with your prosthetics whenever you take them off at night

It's like a kid with a new toy, he just wants to see how everything bends and works together

Likes to put them back on you himself too

He thinks of it kinda like putting puzzle pieces together

Besides that, has no reason to think of you any differently than a person without prosthetics

Brahms Heelshire

So he knows what they are, but he isn't super knowledgeable in why you need them

He immediately assumes someone else did this to you and goes into a bit of a rampage at first

But once you explain the full situation, he calms down

Because this is new to him, he does sometimes get frustrated when it takes you a while to complete something from his list of rules

But he gains more understanding and patience as time goes by

He even swaps some rules out, instead helping you bathe and get to bed every night since he knows it can be a lot to take care of him each day

Nothing about the prosthetics changes how he sees you, and he just hopes one day you'll be able to look at yourself the same way he does

Norman Bates

He's so sweet about it all

Will literally help you with the smallest things

You've had to actually sit him down a few times and explain that you can still do things on your own, and he didn't need to pamper you as much as he does

Kisses your prosthetics

(He knows you can't obviously feel any of it, but it's his way of showing his sentiment)

He's bought you a few oversized sweaters and big fluffy socks so you're comfortable too

So supportive about everything

Billy Loomis

Is a bit stunned by it at first, but he adapts quickly

He's big on holding what he considers "you" though

So instead of holding hands, he'll put his arm around your shoulder

Instead of resting your prosthetics legs across his lap, he has you lay your head down there

He just wants to give you the attention and not your prosthetics

He doesn't have any issues with them, he just knows that those tend to be the first thing people notice if you don't hide them, and he wants you to know that he sees you

Stu Macher

A very supportive boyfriend

He'll help you with anything you ask, but he doesn't step in unless you say something first

He wants you to still feel independent

He tries to motivate you to not hide so much in the oversized clothing too

He'll literally wear crazy looking hats or obscene shirts out with you in order to take the attention away from you

No one should see you any differently, and he'll do whatever it takes to help you feel happy out in public

Vincent Sinclair

He has full empathy for you since he knows what it's like to be "physically different" from the rest

Will sit and listen to your story, wanting to know everything he can and how he can help you

He enjoys looking at your prosthetics and the way they move with you

He's a craftsman at heart

Will help your prosthetics look clean and new 24/7

Will hold you close and lend you his jackets and shirts to wear if you want

Whatever he can do to make you feel comfortable, he'll do

Bo Sinclair

He doesn't have a problem with the prosthetics

He just hates that you hide yourself from him

The baggy, oversized clothing is a no-go in his book

If it's truly what makes you feel best, than fine, but he really wants you to step out of your comfort zone and be less insecure

Will verbally and physically reassure you the best he can

He thinks very highly of himself, clearly

So he takes it as a personal offense that you don't see yourself the same way he does

[sctigthesecond]

I’ll go back to making normal posts after this,

I just wanted to make Violent Clay

The doodles of angry Clay with most of them being Selfish Bubba’s fault is very funny, I had to do smth with it /j

I would’ve added more Bubbas but I forgot

Clay Paclayderm by @funny-critter-blog

Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness

Manny Mammoth by @anothersmilingcrittersau

[comically-callous]

Omfg I love your work! I was wondering if you can do slashers (any slashers) headcanon x a fem!reader who Isn’t like regular victims who run away screaming, but is actually willing to stand there and fight them and being all badass 🤭

Slashers... Save me..

Slashers

Save me slashers

Slashers and Fem!Reader who tries to swing on them

Includes: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Bubba Sawyer

A/n: YEAH! GET HIS ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Requests are open (see pinned post for info)

Michael Myers:

Oh yeah, you could beat his ancient ass in a fight

It's not the first time he's had someone fight back, but it's still suprsing

You can definitely slow him down, but there's no way you're knocking him out

Your best bet is throwing shit at him and then running

Don't think you're getting too far, though. He'll catch you. Even if it takes years.

Jason Voorhees:

He finds you in the middle of the woods and starts stalking toward you, and instead of running, you hurl your flashlight at his head

He's so thrown off guard. Having a random girl fight against the 6'5 beast of a man that he is, is suprsing, to say the least.

He falls back when the flashlight hits his head, and at this point you either run, or continue to fight him

Either way, after the fight you put up against him, he decides he'll probably let you go.

Bubba Sawyer:

Honestly, if you really manage to beat his ass, he'd probably cry

You had been unfortunate enough to wander into his family's house. He's about to grab you from behind when you turn around and just punch him square in the nose.

He'll try to fight back, but if you get in enough punches, he'll either run away or curl up in a ball and wait for you to stop

You can successfully make a run for it. He'd probably be scared to go after you.

[jestinjoculators]

Here's a doodle of all the horror movies I watched for the first time during October !

Couldn't do every single day of October and missed out on a lot of films i planned to watch due to work and such, most were watched with friends, some (like the obvious scream-binge I had) were by myself! I plan to continue this chart for every Horror movie I watch after this post!

AWARDS:

I got an A in film studies so my opinion is obviously fact

WORST/LEAST SPOOKY:

Obviously Jennifer's Body got the worst points, but I didn't even choose that one so Jennifer gets a mere participation award, I'm not even going to talk about that one.

Besides her, the winner is the Exorcist! Congratulations????

I'm sorry, I do not care for exorcism horror, I think religious horror is badass, and posession/exorcism should be too, but it's lame. This just felt like my priest was wiggling his fingers at me with a flashlight under his chin. HOWEVER - I CAN appreciate the impact it had on horror and pop culture, and its theme is awesome.

BEST/MOST SPOOKY:

oh oops it's a top 3 lol...well anyway,

*opens the palm of my hand*

I liek these ones..... :) they scare me

okay well Sadako not as much, she's too cute to spook me, as well as the film being mostly buildup and story than spooks. The well scene though? EOUGH. It's like touching wet food while washing dishes but x10 worse. I love Ringu and dear little Sadako very much!

Texas Chainsaw Massacre was slightly horrifying, everytime Bubba showed up I went AAH even if it wasn't a jumpscare, maybe I'm just afraid of hillbillies? Lmao. Everything about Bubba's house just creeps me out, especially that red room with all the animal heads, why did any of the victims willingly go in there???

The spook factor went down pretty hard when I saw Bubba interacting with his family though, but that's not a bad thing for the film itself. I just couldn't be scared with how much I sympathised with Bubba, the 6"5 stroganoff of a man turned into a confused child in front of my very eyes. I love TCM a whole lot, my only complaint is that it was too short, I wanted it to be LONGER.

So My Bloody Valentine gets the TRUE Spook Award, and I thought Harry Warden was pretty adorable to look at, but no, he's beastly. I was creeped out almost the entire film. The gore was scarily creative and brutal, even if I didn't go AAH as much as something like TCM, I was cold when things got tense.

But eh...thanks for reading....here's a bonus award *opens my other palm*

The Autism Award

It is literally his fault I'm talking to you right now. All of this. Everything that's ever happened. It's his fault.

[generalidiocy]

Escape From The Vault thoughts

I know I'm a couple days late, but I'm gonna try and recreate my thought processes watching the dnd stream cause I need to yell into the void (please yell back I love conversations)

basslines basslines basslines! I knew Luke played bass but didn't know he was that good, wow

yay jockey boy! oh no... oh no jockey boy!

wap tentacle... great

"i used to have doors in my house... back when I lived" - there's so many instances of Fullset being bizarre, but this one tickles me

"how do you know my name" "it says SNAKEHIPS in giant letters across the door" - classic joke, perfect, no notes

Juliet Caesar cameo! I think...

she does magic for a fee, old lady margery

sam just playing all his classics this time around - @.meneatyoghurt made the same point but she's right

the unrelenting aubergine is the best name for a warhammer

royal andre - let's not call him prince andre though, that name just sounds wrong to me now /lh

"i bought these in a shop :-] :-] :-]"

"you've always wanted to be capteeeuuuurrreeedd"

tom knows what a skylight is, sam does not

why are these title cards so eerie

round of applause to Teo and Sam for the music and visuals, fucking brilliant

"things are heating up" "press A"

Love/Brother Face Eldritch Blast

"Tell me how you feel about the Jews!!!"

Andre and Andrew are the sweetest, if we see Andre again I hope he has his Andrew with him, too

"I used to be a trapeze artist"

that description of a dead hare made me so sad...

also leftenmost mc and david being dead in this hurt me a lot more than it should have

fullset beating the other two to the second body lol

"entering the astral plane" - in case you didn't get the reference

"are you having a non-canon adventure?"

sam knew what he was doing ending the first half with "Where's Jeremiah"

also why didn't bubba die from the fall? i don't want him to be dead, but he seemed absolutely fine considering he just fell 60 feet

andre beetroot being friends with bubba was a nice combo

"ok that's a different thing" i really hoped they wouldn't make "pressing A" an innuendo... but ofc they did /aff

yes, homosexuality is the link between these characters (twas funny, but came out of left field for me lol)

again, what's with the creepy title cards?

andre and bubba again!

"are you saying that you weigh less than 10 pounds?"

andre can't fight but we love him

snakehips being badass as usual

"RUN" followed up with a highly non-threatening "flee :-)" took me out

"the gm should've given these characters higher armour classes"

"tell me how you feel about the Jews!" the sequel

Troll Son!

"a dock, as in, boat boat" - perfect definition, well done margery

"that's *strictly* non- canon"

goddammit I got really excited to see Persephone then we ran out of time

sweethearts sweethearts sweethearts!

this was such a great tribute to the iconic characters we know and love, and we all had fun watching it I'm sure. Sam was an amazing DM, and AJ, Tom, Luke and Teo all did phenomenally as usual

anyway, ramblings over, just needed to scream about this for a bit

[ggswaywardgifrepository]

Okay, so maybe this isn't a great comparison but I just keep thinking about it. Smoke tossing Madam Bo over the balcony at the Tea House just gives me such Bubba Ray Dudley putting Mae Young through a table vibes.

Like, I imagine Madam Bo (since she came up with Raiden and Lao's test scenario) telling Tomas, "...And then you throw me over the balcony" and Tomas is like "UM WHAT????"

Because I guess initially Bubba Ray didn't want to do it, but ended up being fired up for it and Mae Young was just such a fucking badass. (I've heard different versions regarding his change of heart. Don't quote me but the one that stuck with me is that she was basically like, "Man up and do it.")

Anyway, there's my nonsensical MK headcanon for the day (and it didn't even involve Bi-Han; how did that happen?)

[sctigthethird]

im starting to like these two as a duo please 💀

Dumb and Dumber /j

I couldn’t help it, I had to 💀

Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness

Dumba Dumbaphant by eggritos

Reference:

[anothersmilingcrittersau]

SO-- this was originally a little longer. HOWEVER-- the thing I downloaded only did a MINUTE AND THREE SECONDS(I didn't realize as I downloaded the song today)-- so I just-- I just rolled with it. I made more (it was supposed to go up to the other halfs verse. but it literally only did the first verse kjdnglsdg-- so-- enjoy what I have ig?? also, I just threw in the fin card because why not. why not add the fin card even tho it technically is not finished kngkjn--

ALSO-- this is slightly loud! so I'd turn down your volume just in case!

The few bubbas that are seen in the veebo are:

Manny, Fairy, Jester! Bubba - me

Revived! Bubba, Tusker, Selfish! Bubba - @smilingcrittersthingig

Clay Paclayderm - @funny-critter-blog

Dumba - @/eggritos

Bubba Badass n Bbi Bubba - @blues-of-randomness

and Eleanore Elements in the end frame - @daydreamer36

The unused frames 😔 vvv

[smilingcrittersthingig]

Random doodle

It's Bubba Movie Night!

OG Bubba is running late, he's still trying to drag R! Bubba with him

edit, forgot to do this:

Manny Mammoth by @anothersmilingcrittersau Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness

Clay Paclayderm by @funny-critter-blog / @guppieishere

Tusker Tiredon by me

[blues-of-randomness]

Bubba: um...Why are Selfie and Manny on leashes

Badass: because they kicked a child.

source: Spongebob squarepants (with edits obvi)

Manny - @anothersmilingcrittersau

Selfish au - @smilingcrittersthingig

[mrd0ll]

[ME ? REST? I CAN'T- SOOOO HERE, THE REST OF THEM, LIKE CATNAP]

[Hoppy IS SO BADASS WTH?]

[I finish DogDay in the morning-]

[I can't stop myself to give them some pretty outfits ú-ù]

[But i need to make some good reference, sooooo yeeaaaah its not gonna work, i will now go to sleep-]

[Bobby, DogDay, Hoppy, Picky, CraftyCorn, Bubba and Kickin belong to their creators!]

[The outfits design by myself zjdnsj]