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[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[ambernotember]

I still think the best way to move Grace and Judd over to 9-1-1 is to have Grace drive Chris back to LA and she falls in love with the place and Judd follows her

[kilikills]

UMMMMMM

so im watching the rookie and baileys team js got a call and were called the 118????? and u know how everyones favourite firefighters (buddie) work at... THE 118!! so, the only logical theory is that bailey IS bshift. THIS IS IT AND U KNOW IT.

[this-should-do]

also speaking kf the bshift mod i know i said this before when i first put my conluding thoughts on the new chp but

the amount of food/fat jokes at otis' expense makes my blood fucking BOIL as a fat person

its like every other line of his

i dont care if the og made the fat jokes too i dont fucking care, its the year of our lord 20 fycking 22 me, as a fat person, am so tired of fat jokes a d having fat characters personalities being based aroumd food, the other added characters in the mod get normal fycking lines why ca t fucking otis, its somehow worse in the mod compared to the og game

it makes me fucking apeshit FUCK

[sarahmedic91]

#MCFR #GirlPower #HighPerformance #EMS #BShift #FireDepartment (at Ocala Central. MCFR) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE7P1LzFgk6/?igshid=xsff1lzdnizv

[archerincombat]

ravi heard about the two gay firefighters and immediately thought “i can fix them.” and transferred to A shift, and you know what i respect him for that.

[otherkin-confessional]

I understand the stigma/negative connotation, but is this a safe space for me to discuss berserker shifting? I genuinely can't control it and I think it's influenced by my BPD/autism. I've been working on being less destructive and I have never hurt anybody. What are some alterhuman opinions on BShifts?

🌌

Of course Anon! Just because something is negatively looked at doesn't always mean it is bad entirely. It is still a thing that happens and thus has place to be discussed in a neutral light as to why, how and what can be done to genuinely help.

[legendarybelievermaker]

Half-Life 1 Anthology Download

Added the following two lines to config.cfg for each game (in the 'valve' folder for Half-Life, the 'gearbox' folder for Opposing Force, and the 'bshift' folder for Blue Shift): fpsmax '120.0' 1'. Half-Life: Blue Shift Made by Gearbox Software and originally released in 2001 as an add-on to Half-Life, Blue Shift is a return to the Black Mesa Research Facility in which you play as Barney Calhoun, the security guard sidekick who helped Gordon out of so many sticky situations.

Half Life 1 Anthology Free Download

Half Life 1 Anthology Download

Half-Life, stylized as HλLF-LIFE, is a science fiction first-person shooter developed and published by Valve. The player takes the perspective of scientist Gordon Freeman. Designed for Microsoft Windows, the game uses a heavily modified version of the Quake engine, called GoldSrc. n Half-Life, players assume the role of the protagonist, Dr. Gordon Freeman, a recent MIT graduate in theoretical physics, and also a recent employee at Black Mesa. After an experiment that goes horribly awry when an unexpected Resonance Cascade (an apparently completely fictitious occurrence) rips dimensional seams that devastate the facility, Gordon must fight to escape the now alien-infested facility as creatures from another world — known as Xen — subsequently enter in ever-increasing numbers through these dimensional seams. The game is set during May 200- in a remote area of New Mexico, USA at the Black Mesa Research Facility; a fictional complex that bears many similarities to both the Los Alamos National Laboratory and Area 51.

[sachieblr]

One of the greatest gifts you can give someone is thanking them being part of your life. #TeamBravo💛✈️ #Bshift

[pleasantlygreatgentlemen]

Today’s the 10th and it’s not even noon yet. 1 fire, 1 roll over and another Mva and then fire alarm activation with heat sensors.

[lyssa-grayce]

Last day on B shift, next week I tackle midnights. #bshift #midnights #nightowl #coffeemightbeneeded

[myanadventures]

That look when I tell Mya it’s the last day of Holiday Break https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHIFT-AUvJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rw9da0ksiga2

[555fitness]

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[this-should-do]

i dont think u understamd, this was a completely unrelated fact about barney i was researching to the fic, barneys college doesnt come up in the fic at all, i jjst rememebered it a d ecided to look it up again but fell down a rabbit whole that conclided with the fact that the college that pekole point to as being the one barney went to probably didkt even exist when bshift was created becuz the earliest records we could find of it was 2013-14 when it registered as a private hold business or hwatever its called with better business bureau and theres no fucking evidence of who owns it founded it what have you, it doesnt, even have a wikipedia page nor is listed on wikipedisa list of colleges in the us it doesnt seem to exists almost anhwhere else on the interent besides its own webaites and socila media, its website was made with a company for helping small businesses and isnt an edu like a college really would be, i5 doesnt show up on google maps but the address tbey give is in a fucming business center thats an ENTIEE can of worms of coincidences with half life

and its almost certaonly a scam becuz it claims it can cut hundreds of hours off from getting certified as a sterlization processes expert (amkng other things which it says you dont fucking NEED but it makes u look better even if ur already HIRED to do that JOB) whem the website of the people that seem to do the ceet test say ur are flat REQUIRED to do 400 hours but martinson college say u can do it in 8 WEEKS but to even do what u need to get any experience of all u need to pay extea besides the thousands of dollars for the course and the almsot 1k of enterence fees u pay in the first play amd they dknt even have aterlozation rooms for pracrice probably becuz thwy want u to pah THEM 500 dollars for an externment to go practice in the field which ud alrwady be doing normally fettjng the experie ce to take the test !

randy fuckkng pitchford really fucking mananhed to make up an entirely fake college that haplneed to have the same name as a college later made thats not even a fuckjng college and is likely a big fucming scam, theres even a review that the college started chargong money befoee they were suppoaed to ans when the person left after 3 classes becuz the teachers sucked ass (a common complaint) and there was no pracrice room cuz u have to pay for an externment and its 1 star on yelp ans is the only review there and TBATS THE LINKED FUCKJNG RATING SITE OF MARTINSONS WEBSITE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WAS UNREALTED BUT ITS A RABBIT HOLE THAT TOOK UP 7 HOURS OF MY LIFE AND ITS GONNA TAKE UP MORE AS I CO TINUE TO SEARCH FOR A REAL LIFE MARTINSON COLLEGE BECIZ J REFISE TO BELIEVE THEY MADE A FAKE COLLEGE UP FOR BARNEY

god maybe if i hadmt spent 7 hours of my life on martinson college i mkghtve gotten my lil freehoun fic in near publishable condition

[chief-miller]

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[dizneegrl]

My husband runs into situations other people run from because he's a badass. B Shift is busy today. #firefighter #paramedic #pbc #93 #bshift #heloveshisjob #proudwife