#ans eveeykme lookedat it and went yup tjis is rsal and def the school barney went to becuz who wpuld question somethig called a college

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i dont think u understamd, this was a completely unrelated fact about barney i was researching to the fic, barneys college doesnt come up in the fic at all, i jjst rememebered it a d ecided to look it up again but fell down a rabbit whole that conclided with the fact that the college that pekole point to as being the one barney went to probably didkt even exist when bshift was created becuz the earliest records we could find of it was 2013-14 when it registered as a private hold business or hwatever its called with better business bureau and theres no fucking evidence of who owns it founded it what have you, it doesnt, even have a wikipedia page nor is listed on wikipedisa list of colleges in the us it doesnt seem to exists almost anhwhere else on the interent besides its own webaites and socila media, its website was made with a company for helping small businesses and isnt an edu like a college really would be, i5 doesnt show up on google maps but the address tbey give is in a fucming business center thats an ENTIEE can of worms of coincidences with half life

and its almost certaonly a scam becuz it claims it can cut hundreds of hours off from getting certified as a sterlization processes expert (amkng other things which it says you dont fucking NEED but it makes u look better even if ur already HIRED to do that JOB) whem the website of the people that seem to do the ceet test say ur are flat REQUIRED to do 400 hours but martinson college say u can do it in 8 WEEKS but to even do what u need to get any experience of all u need to pay extea besides the thousands of dollars for the course and the almsot 1k of enterence fees u pay in the first play amd they dknt even have aterlozation rooms for pracrice probably becuz thwy want u to pah THEM 500 dollars for an externment to go practice in the field which ud alrwady be doing normally fettjng the experie ce to take the test !

randy fuckkng pitchford really fucking mananhed to make up an entirely fake college that haplneed to have the same name as a college later made thats not even a fuckjng college and is likely a big fucming scam, theres even a review that the college started chargong money befoee they were suppoaed to ans when the person left after 3 classes becuz the teachers sucked ass (a common complaint) and there was no pracrice room cuz u have to pay for an externment and its 1 star on yelp ans is the only review there and TBATS THE LINKED FUCKJNG RATING SITE OF MARTINSONS WEBSITE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WAS UNREALTED BUT ITS A RABBIT HOLE THAT TOOK UP 7 HOURS OF MY LIFE AND ITS GONNA TAKE UP MORE AS I CO TINUE TO SEARCH FOR A REAL LIFE MARTINSON COLLEGE BECIZ J REFISE TO BELIEVE THEY MADE A FAKE COLLEGE UP FOR BARNEY

god maybe if i hadmt spent 7 hours of my life on martinson college i mkghtve gotten my lil freehoun fic in near publishable condition