#bsd port mafia executives

[leodehurlvant]

Kinda wonky ´cause I drew this in the dark

[lotus-pear]

I AM SHITTJING MYSELF WHY DOES HE HAVE THE SPECIAL EDITION $1.5K VICTORIA’S SECRET RED SATIN PAJAMAS

[charlies-a-thief]

The wine!!

[caelanglang]

Post-Mission Celebration: Movie Night Afternoon (things that happen when you’re all working the night shift…)

if you squint you’ll see them breathing

[scarletgray]

Chuuya: Hi, I'm Dazai's emergency contact

Nurse: Are you here to pick him up?

Chuuya: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact

[sabh0]

BSD Beast movie screenshot redraw bc yeah Sab posted on tumblr bc instagram's quality made her cry (will i come back and post more of my old art?? who knows i will probably forget)

[cryptidnest]

The port Mafia is ADHD cause all its executives are disfunctional :-P

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I think we should talk more about how no teenager should have the amount of power that Dazai had at 16.

I think it’s worth mentioning that being given that much power over others that young might’ve fucked him up a little.

[merriclo]

i know in all likelihood it was Kouyou or Akutagawa who taught Kyouka how to drive but the idea that it was Chuuya is so entertaining to me. Kouyou entrusts the task of teaching her darling subordinate how to drive to her other darling subordinate, and so Chuuya pulls up and meets this strange 14 year old girl who’s incredibly sad. and he has to teach her how to drive.

just imagine it like. “my name is Kyouka Izumi. i like rabbits and boiled tofu. i don’t like dogs and thunder.” “sick. now get behind the wheel.”

he’d have no clue how the hell to deal with this depressed little girl but she’s pretty smart and picks up on things quickly and he’s getting paid to do this so it’s whatever

months later he sees her driving down the road with Kunikida in the passenger seat and Atsushi and Dazai in the back and is like. ah fuck. that’s my influence.

[hannigramislife]

"I am NOT justifying what he did, but Dazai as a character went through so much pain and—" Good, God please double the pain of Akutagawa, Q, Chuuya, Gin, Ango, Oda, Atsushi, and give it to Dazai.

[atzidraws]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE!!!🧡🧡🧡

I'm like 2 days late but happy birthday chuuya!!!!!

Have some cute and happy Chuuya because he deserves everything!!! 🥺

[charlies-a-thief]

I've never seen kouace fanart before, and I loveeee rarepairs so I might need to fix that (but something simple and sillier to start out with)

[underthetree845]

Nakahara Chuuya birthday post- April 29th, 2024

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY this man needs to know how loved he is (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

Nakahara Chuuya: slug, ESTP, port mafia executive, short king, wine and pork pie hat enthusiast, loves dogs, respects women.

"The world is a cruel place, but that doesn't mean we should stop fighting for what's right."

-Nakahara Chuuya

*gives him a little kiss on the forehead*

[jesikapliskova]

Happy birthday to big sister Kouyou.

[ssaraexposs]

Dazai, your "Youngest Port Mafia Executive" is showing...

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

“Now that I’m done educating my incompetent underling, it’s time to get to work. Let’s check the bodies. We might be able to find something.”

After giving orders to the three subordinates at his side, one timidly spoke up.

“So…what exactly do you want us to check?”

“Everything! Isn’t it obvious?” Dazai cried in exasperation. “We need to find something that might lead us to their hideout. Anything could be a clue: the soles of their shoes, the trash in their pocket, food crumbs from whatever they ate, adhesives stuck to their clothes—everything. Tsk… My lackeys seem to think beating the enemy to death is all the Mafia does. Odasaku’s gonna solve everything all by himself at this rate.”

“Oda Sakunosuke… I know that guy,” the subordinate with sunglasses added hesitantly. “Dazai, sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but…I saw him sweeping behind the office the other day. A man of his status isn’t qualified to be your friend, let alone contend with an enemy like this.”

Dazai stared, flabbergasted, at his underling.

“Are you joking? Odasaku’s not qualified?” Dazai asked, thoroughly surprised.

“Yes…”

The other men nodded as well.

“You fools!”

Dazai’s lips curled into a sneer in genuine disgust. “Listen, I’m telling you guys this for your own good. Do not make Odasaku angry—no matter what you do. If you were to anger him—truly, deeply upset him—then all five people in this room would be dead before anyone could even draw their guns.”

The subordinates were at a loss for words. Even Akutagawa stared at Dazai with a tense expression on his face.

“When he’s serious, Odasaku’s scarier than anyone in the entire Mafia. Akutagawa, you could train for a hundred years, and you still wouldn’t be able to beat him.”

“…That is absurd…,” Akutagawa muttered, his voice stifled. “…That’s impossible. Are you saying that I—?”

But Dazai just ignored him.

“Now, let’s get to work! Our enemy might be a pain, but if we don’t sort this out soon, the Special Division for Unusual Powers is gonna show up to put the fire out, and we don’t want that.”

Dazai really brought Oda into the conversation unprovoked and then proceeded to brag to his (understandably clueless) subordinates about how intelligent and badass he is. This man is so in love. Guys. Asagiri is making it too obvious.