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Im gonna steal Erikβs gender. Thatβs my mutation, I can steal peoples gender and Iβm coming for him.
And Iβm also gonna steal Charles gender but specifically when heβs wearing that lavender shirt and blazer combo.
their genders need to be stolen PRONTO!!!
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I can't stop thinking about this classic tumblr exchange as football AU Erik and Charles π send help
the only reason this didnβt happen in the actual fic is because Erik wouldnβt stoop low enough to make fun of Charlesβ alcohol addiction (or would he?)
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canβt think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies
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serving 2005 cartoon character andCUNT
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"THE STORY OF A MAN, A WOMAN, AND THE CORPSES OF A THOUSAND EVIL MEN"
repost because i don't know how to fucking set up a post i GUESS
anyway this was inspired by @/cordspaghetti and their Hang em' High piece (the stained glass) :-)
THANK U I HOPE U GUSY LIKE IT
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Bruce: Why pouting?
Clark: You had a kid and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: I had plenty of kids. You need to be more specific.
Clark: You had a kid of your own, and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: Are you making differences between bio kids and adopted kids? 'Cause I have some big news for you, alien boy.
Clark: You had a son with Talia al Ghul.
Bruce: Listen, it was an accident-
Clark: Are you telling me you just happened to get Talia al Ghul pregnant?
Bruce: You knocked up Lois!
Clark: We were engaged? She's not my arch-enemy?? I didn't keep it from you???
Bruce: Hey, cut me some slacks! I was a bit shocked! I mean, how would you react if you found out to have a secret child with Lex Luthor?!
Clark: *nervous laugh*
Bruce: ???
Clark: What an odd choice of words...
(BRB gonna use this dialogue in my Superbat WIP)
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what was in his water that day omg
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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
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Wilder and Diamond were precise writers. But when it came time to Some Like It Hotβs punch line, they were absolutely indecisive. They got as far as Lemmon ripping off his wig and saying he canβt marry Osgood Fielding III because, βIβm a man.οΏ½οΏ½ What comes next? Diamond suggested βNobodyβs perfect,β and Wilder said to keep it in so they could send the script to the mimeographer. But then they were really going to settle it. βWe have a whole week to think about it,β Wilder said. βWe thought about it all week. Neither of us could come up with anything better, so we shot that line, still not entirely satisfied.β Viewers felt entirely differently. βThe audience just exploded,β Wilder said. βThat line got one of the biggest laughs Iβve ever heard in the theater. But we just hadnβt trusted it when we wrote it; we just didnβt see it. βNobodyβs perfect.β The line had come too easily, just popped out.β
Some Like It Hot (1959) dir.Β Billy Wilder
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the gay couple judging everyone in the bar
Why are they dressed like thatπ is it a gay club they're at or what
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Let's say thank you to Gerard Way for being an advocate for trans people and recognizing the struggles and hardship that comes with it. There are always people out there that will make you feel sad, ashamed and scared for what you are.
"In the face of extermination say fuck you"
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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FORGOT THIS ONE
Some random silly pics, with no context AT ALL, from my 2000's x men comic that came with movie promo at the end!!! (CHARLES LOOKS SO DONE IN ALL OF THEM LOL)
+ Old man Yaoi from promo :3
omg theyβre all so silly i love them
Charles is so tired of everything iβm crying πππ
WHY DID PIETRO GET CRUCIFIED WHAT π WHY IS THIS A COMMON THEME IN THE XMEN COMICS HELP
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