#bsd headlines

[autistic-dazai]

i like them i promise

[part 1]

[etrevil]

Tune in on this Wednesday's episode, where a grown adult fights a fourteen-year-old boy because his boyfriend suddenly disappeared.

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I’m so mad rn i spent like half an hour making myself a hilarious new lockscreen and for what

[allegedlyaugust]

BSD x Florida Man Headlines, pt. 2

[note-boom]

(abt ur tags on that fic rec list post) I'd love to know more gen bsd fics!!! if u don't mind pls make a list of them

OP, I hope you understand that you have unleashed a monster considering how many BSD fics I consumed. But that said, I'll try to keep it short and strictly gen for this ask, then just reblog with the rest (some do have implied ships, though). Most of them are just fluff and one-shots. And I haven't really read much fanfic recently, so most of these are my bookmarks from before I even really got into this blog and my memory on them might be shaky; generally, I either liked them because good writing, good characterization, good analysis, and/or it was just too funny/too interesting to not bookmark. Some might have Americanisms/Westernisms of things that probably don't really happen in Japan (probably?) and some might have slight character assassinations, but I don't think anything should be too gratuitously unforgivable. Also, all opinions are my own and do not reflect on either the writing or the author's original intent.

So under the cut are my absolute favourite of favourites.

Morning Light (18021 words) by FallenBrie (time loop, Atsushi character exploration, ADA!found family)

O expectations, stale and dismal airs, leave this body of mine! (20976 words) by aptlydapper (3 chapters, still my all-time favourite bsd fanfic for the writing and the concept and its execution, Chuuya joins the ADA basically but so much more than that to me)

Conundrum (23921 words) by AdmiralTDeVanto (hi, I love this AU so much, role-reversal where aku and atsu are the older figures and dazai and chuuya are the younger ones, some other au roleswaps happen but that's a surprise)

circle of praise (1898 words) by Oxalisalis (have a few by this author (love their works so much, they have some great BEAST things), basically compliment assault, ADA family, sweet and funny)

The Scent of Milk Tea (1343 words) by Sternstunde (Atsushi and Chuuya are housemates, neither is aware of the other's job, please let them meet in canon, 2 chapters and unfinished)

Reason To Live (1746 words) by Allwalkfree (time travel fic with a take on akutagawa's future character arc that left me DEAD, just...him being better than the people he was taught by okay? and him having a clearer picture of the stuff he went through etc)

hell is empty (all the devils are here) (1065 words) by Origamidragons (legit one of my FAVOURITE Gin character explorations, shoutout to the use of her character's irl short story)

in the end, you write your verse (6858 words) by Origamidragons (ADA and PM role swap and it's honestly SO GOOD that I desperately wish there was more of this (in a this fic is INCREDIBLE way, that is))

In The Choice, There's Peace (2561 words) by treetrunkdaddy (chill vibes, fic that explores Atsushi's character so nicely to me through how he copes with anger)

Mark of a Teacher (527 words) by Seito (Kunikida has been framed as a terrorist apparently and his students see the news headlines, it's hilarious and just fun)

A Study From Stripes (teach me to be loved again) (29684 words) by MidnighttWriter (beloved fic with beloved writing, Atsushi trauma exploration, might feel a little dark or emotional for bsd (in a different way, since BSD doesnt exactly shy away from being emotional or dark) but honestly beloved and SUCH a fascinating Atsushi character study to me)

would you believe me if i said i was blinded by the light? (1203 words) by elijay (half-blind Dazai real to me, but no its a really neat headcanon and that's all the fic is, which is all i wanted)

good bones (838 words) by Quintessence (I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, another Atsushi has a lot of trauma and the agency is flabbergasted)

5 Times Dazai Didn’t Understand Math And The 1 Time Kunikida Tried To Do Something About It (3746 words) by zededs (math is difficult, so is Dazai, Kunikida is stressed out, just a funny story)

how to get away with murder (10000 words) by magdalenes (11 chapters and unfinished, but it's SO SO good, the author is setting up the mystery so well, and it's basically just....detectives doing detective work but possibly also avoiding other detectives, more plotty than charactery)

what is a name (640 words) by Seito (guys, seriously, read this, im serious it has SUCH a good theory and the IMPLICATIONS of this to the larger bsd story????)

a secret for a secret (2302 words) by Oxalisalis (another of my FAVOURITE Gin fics, this author DELIVERED so well on their characterisation, slight canon divergence but perhaps not?)

But yeah. Because I somehow ended up opening over 130 tabs (that was after narrowing things down. i am so normal about BSD) for this ask, I'll just....reblog with more for those who are interested in gen fics. (It's why it took me a while, apologies.)

[fumiscripts]

— CURRENTLY WRITING... ✦ I’M NOT YOURS – YOICHI ISAGI [BLLK]

┆ ONE SHOT ┆ F!READER ┆ ANGST / HURT NO COMFORT ┆ ROM(?) ┆ QUOTEV, TUMBLR ┆

content:: you— a corporate worker— suffer being head over heels for isagi yoichi— a pro soccer player.

— QUEUE...

✦ DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS – MICHAEL KAISER [BLLK]

┆ ONE SHOT ┆ GN!READER ┆ CRACK ┆ ROM/PLA ┆ QUOTEV, TUMBLR ┆

content:: you're an artist, michael is your muse. plot twist: you hate his guts, but he's still too pretty not to draw

✦ YOU'VE BEWITCHED ME – OSAMU DAZAI, CHUUYA NAKAHARA [BSD]

┆ HEADCANONS ┆ F!READER ┆ FLUFF/CRACK ┆ ROM/PLA ┆ QUOTEV ┆

content:: you're an ability user, having telekinesis. a collection of separate headcanons with their thoughts at having you as their coworker.

✦ DAZAI OSA-MEOW – OSAMU DAZAI [BSD]

┆ HEADCANONS ┆ GN!READER ┆ FLUFF/CRACK ┆ ROM/PLA ┆ QUOTEV ┆

content:: a collection of headcanons with having to work with a cat-hybrid dazai.

✦ TIP: JUST DO IT – SEISHIRO NAGI [BLLK]

┆ ONE SHOT ┆ GN!READER ┆ FLUFF ┆ ROM ┆ QUOTEV, TUMBLR ┆

content:: nagi has a crush on you— a barista. the problem? he doesn't know how to approach you besides ordering drinks.

✦ DEDICATED TO YOU – RIN ITOSHI [BLLK]

┆ ONE SHOT ┆ GN!READER ┆ FLUFF ┆ ROM ┆ QUOTEV, TUMBLR ┆

content:: you're a famous idol. and you're dating a professional player. of course you'll be making headlines when your relationship was made public.

[moneflower]

After reading through most of the works of BSD: American, Japanese, Russian. It basically boils down to a group of controversial authors putting out controversial works.

BSD as a headlines would include: 

“Man Does Well but World Disagree”

“Good Intentions or Hidden Agenda”

“Too Risque but Give Us More”

It’s funny because most of them wouldn’t be appreciated until later on. Maybe this is where the theory: Fyodor is a time traveler came from - a group of authors living rent-free in our heads, thus they’re immortal.

[piduai]

Fujo money is one hell of a drug !

Nanamin is definitely the national bbg for girls and women . He's literally impossible to hate and he's nice to kids. I mean he did get cancelled on tiktok ( I know ) for wanting to live in a third world country for retirement.(JP men going to sea because It's cheap etc etc, I even read one comment saying it's imperialism mindset , yes I really did .)

But after this there is nothing I saw.

He's also shipped with white hair yaoi boy too ( I know you are not surprised *chuckles*)

If possible when you catch up don't hesitate to share your opinion on the yaoi and massacre . But like typical manga to anime media, it's more "profound" in the manga .

Jjk fandom yaoi is like bungou stray dogs yaoi fandom. Dazai and the short orange hair furry is ripping fujoshis money. (dk if you like bsd ?!).

Narusasu is popular but we don't have that with gintama , bleach or op ( zosan is popular but it's not reaching the headlines like them).

And for Gk I might get hated but how the ship are not made out of a joke ?! Idk GK is not giving yaoi exploration . Sorry (I'm not)

but isn't it imperialist mindset when translated to real life actions? jp has wrecked havoc in sea which left a good number of countries there bleeding and the people today are still suffering the economic consequences, while japanese salaries and welfare are good. i personally know a guy who quit the company once he hit 65 (pension age) and moved to the philippines "because it's cheap and stress free". there's a lot of japanese people in thailand and vietnam living off their pensions or working remotely with jpn salaries who get a way better life than the locals. so aren't the tiktok girlies right in a way? i mean obviously cancelling a cartoon guy over this is kind of silly, but the mindset behind the character's actions/thoughts speaks of a deeper issue, in a way.

i never watched bungou dogs but from my superficial observations it seems to virtually have no female characters, and everyone is a slender androgynous bishounen. from the get go this series will target fujos exclusively, while jjk is a shounen jump manga, thus by default meant for teenage boy consumption (with fujos being the safety net demographic).

idk about one piss, i think the green hair guy and the other ugly guy are popular? as a series it's deeply beloved and extremely popular in japan so it literally needs none of the extra fanservice to keep it going, unlike literally anything else. op is unrivaled. bleach might ge an outlier because i legit cannot name a single yaoi from it i know by osmosis, i just remember that there was blood shed between the shippers of mc x titty orange hair girl and mc x black hair girl. but gintama yaoi has always been popular... g*ntoki is shipped with anyone and everyone and they all hate each other. though him x h*j*k*ta has always been SO popular even the anime poked jokes at it.

i'll probably skip the yaoi Because i don't care. i can't bring myself to pay attention to stuff that is a waste of my time. but i think nanami is still alive so i'll look forward to that! a nice distraction until we get to what matters (maki).

[amethystroselily]

BSD as The Onion Headdlines part 4

1 2 3 5 6 7

[petitesmafia]

do you think Chuuya ever watches the news like damn. I did That

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

just another day in Yokohama

[ID: An edited newspaper headline reads "A rabies scare in Yokohama turned out to be just Karl the raccoon drunk on crab apples". Below there's a picture of Karl staring in space. End ID]

[autistic-dazai]

i made these. for you.

[skk vers]

[etrevil]

The look of a happy man with an arm around another man until an earthquake alerts him that his ex just dropped by.

[profqlasses]

decay of angels arc + the onion headlines

[allegedlyaugust]

BSD x Florida Man Headlines

[osamudazai-san]

Daaaaamn, Kunikida lookin' kinda thicc tho... 😳 Back that ass up, ma. 😩🙌