#bruh wut

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

anways i finished all my ice cream sticks and now i don’t have a late night sweet treat☹️☹️

[decodedlvr]

If lactose free milk is easy for dairy sensitive people

Then why am I shittin my guts out @ 4 in the morning? 🧐

[leenfiend]

what’s ur type first < prev next > full comic

Preorders for physical copies of this comic are now OPEN until August 27th! There will be limited stock once preorders are done so grab it now if you want it

[essektheylyss]

sometimes I'm like, damn why do I put so much effort into explaining every small bit of my meta, surely people will grasp this concept even if I'm making inferences about canon, and then I see a post that's just a bunch of unsourced claims clearly based on some highly disconnected fanon and I'm just like. oh right.

[coulsonlives]

[astro-ellie]

we have a few regulars at my job, and one of them is that customer that called me exotic a while ago, and apparently he came in today and talked about me with another coworker…

[heckeronincheese]

I don't care for apple

But they had one good innovation and ditched it and no other knockoff mp3 player maker saw to use it.

The ultimate stim item known to man

The og iPod clicky ass scroll wheel.

Of you're an off brand mp3 maker on Amazon

Fuck making bootleg ipod shuffles and generic mini tablets.

Use the holy scroll wheel and I'll throw money at your goofy ass.

I should just buy one of those modded classics from ebay

Scroll wheel and 1tb of storage? The possibilities are endless.

[swagrum76]

Bitch Lasagna but it's nonsensical

I don't bike poo P-tearies Nothing bersonal, bid But I bhust snow fall pout Just this once

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witch lasagna, witch lasagna

P-tearies ain't bruh-thing wut a witch lasagna, witch lasagna, witch lasagna Look at P-tearies bay just frying for their comma witch lasagna, witch lasagna

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[timelostobserver]

@cast-you-dxwn - ”Have you ever had thoughts of fatherhood?” (Fallen boys?)

There was an incredibly long, and awkward pause. Hades was just... staring at Michael. His mug of coffee in one hand, and a stack of papers in the other.

What sort of question was that? Well, sure, he'd just got done judging a few souls of.. well they were children, he didn't want to sugar coat it. Another disaster, this time human made. Buildings collapsing from shoddy construction, crushing the lives out of so many.

But he wondered if that was the reason for the spurred question.

"If you were to ask humanity, I'd have children. Considering they loved to fabricate even a 'wife' for me in their tales." He sighed, taking a sip from his mug. Ah yes, the tale of 'Persephone'. Such a person never existed, the Lord of the Dead never had anyone get close enough for them to even touch him.

Not counting his brothers.

"But I see no reason to do so. I don't care for the act that makes one a 'father', nor do I care for the aspect of having to raise a child. I already have to deal with workers, and that's enough stress for me." Hades grumbled, setting his mug down on his desk.

"Why.. have you, brother?"

[imkrisyoung]

They seriously need to catch that bull before somebody gets gored. 😬

[lynxalon]

okie gn i shall try again to eep gnnn

[theultimatelol]

Loki to Alligator Loki: No u

Alligator Loki Infinity Comic #9 (2022)

written by Alyssa Wong art by Bob Quinn & Pete Pantazis

[ca-d]

my little teenaged heart exploded hearing this last night 🖤

[coulsonlives]

Y'all, when you start spouting things like '(bigots terfs etc) have no rights', you're starting to sound a lot like nazis and you're basically dehumanizing people

human rights are called human rights for a reason, and they are inalienable

if we picked and chose who received them, where the f would that get us

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I need a scene in BTSV where Miles is like 'You know Hobie, after all this I can't believe I thought you and Gwen were dating for a second! Lol'

Hold up. Suddenly Hobie Gwen and Pavitr are look at him like

Hobie is like 'You WUT, mate? Why the bloody hell would you think that??'

And Gwen is like 'Yeah Miles?? what gave you that idea?'

As if SHE DIDN'T- AS IF HOBIE DID SAY-

Miles is like

"You're joking right. You said she left a jumper at your place-"

"-And a toothbrush."

"AND a toothbrush-"

"Both of which are still there."

"Oh yeah, I still need to get those-"

"Bruh, please. You're killing me here."

Gwen and Hobie don't see it at ALLLLLL He is her honorary big bro and Gwen is just socially oblivious in general