#bruh wut

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

anways i finished all my ice cream sticks and now i don’t have a late night sweet treat☹️☹️

[decodedlvr]

If lactose free milk is easy for dairy sensitive people

Then why am I shittin my guts out @ 4 in the morning? 🧐

[leenfiend]

what’s ur type first < prev next > full comic

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[essektheylyss]

sometimes I'm like, damn why do I put so much effort into explaining every small bit of my meta, surely people will grasp this concept even if I'm making inferences about canon, and then I see a post that's just a bunch of unsourced claims clearly based on some highly disconnected fanon and I'm just like. oh right.

[astro-ellie]

we have a few regulars at my job, and one of them is that customer that called me exotic a while ago, and apparently he came in today and talked about me with another coworker…

[briefjellyfishbouquet]

The MEMEtles

Jon Lemon

Pale McCarthy

Rizzgo Statt

Georgie Hairysun

[swagrum76]

Bitch Lasagna but it's nonsensical

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witch lasagna, witch lasagna

P-tearies ain't bruh-thing wut a witch lasagna, witch lasagna, witch lasagna Look at P-tearies bay just frying for their comma witch lasagna, witch lasagna

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[timelostobserver]

@cast-you-dxwn - ”Have you ever had thoughts of fatherhood?” (Fallen boys?)

There was an incredibly long, and awkward pause. Hades was just... staring at Michael. His mug of coffee in one hand, and a stack of papers in the other.

What sort of question was that? Well, sure, he'd just got done judging a few souls of.. well they were children, he didn't want to sugar coat it. Another disaster, this time human made. Buildings collapsing from shoddy construction, crushing the lives out of so many.

But he wondered if that was the reason for the spurred question.

"If you were to ask humanity, I'd have children. Considering they loved to fabricate even a 'wife' for me in their tales." He sighed, taking a sip from his mug. Ah yes, the tale of 'Persephone'. Such a person never existed, the Lord of the Dead never had anyone get close enough for them to even touch him.

Not counting his brothers.

"But I see no reason to do so. I don't care for the act that makes one a 'father', nor do I care for the aspect of having to raise a child. I already have to deal with workers, and that's enough stress for me." Hades grumbled, setting his mug down on his desk.

"Why.. have you, brother?"

[imkrisyoung]

They seriously need to catch that bull before somebody gets gored. 😬

[lynxalon]

okie gn i shall try again to eep gnnn

[ca-d]

my little teenaged heart exploded hearing this last night 🖤

[coulsonlives]

Y'all, when you start spouting things like '(bigots terfs etc) have no rights', you're starting to sound a lot like nazis and you're basically dehumanizing people

human rights are called human rights for a reason, and they are inalienable

if we picked and chose who received them, where the f would that get us

[sirensea14]

*speaks in a cringe automated voice*

Thank you for posting this,I have now added a new series into my watchlist. 0-0

So I just discovered The Amazing Digital Circus and I. Am. Ob-Sessed!!!!!!

And apparently my weird ass immediately started simping for the tall sarcastic asshole.

Literally this man is a copy paste of Cuphead and I’m not suprised that I simp for him. TwT

I’m so basic.

So yeah! Here’s a quick drawing I made of Jax. Yay!

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I need a scene in BTSV where Miles is like 'You know Hobie, after all this I can't believe I thought you and Gwen were dating for a second! Lol'

Hold up. Suddenly Hobie Gwen and Pavitr are look at him like

Hobie is like 'You WUT, mate? Why the bloody hell would you think that??'

And Gwen is like 'Yeah Miles?? what gave you that idea?'

As if SHE DIDN'T- AS IF HOBIE DID SAY-

Miles is like

"You're joking right. You said she left a jumper at your place-"

"-And a toothbrush."

"AND a toothbrush-"

"Both of which are still there."

"Oh yeah, I still need to get those-"

"Bruh, please. You're killing me here."

Gwen and Hobie don't see it at ALLLLLL He is her honorary big bro and Gwen is just socially oblivious in general

[quitealotofsodapop]

Saw the notes... got inspired by the silly! MK would absolutely be confused over the baby stone monkeys but also really think the little clones are cute. He uses the explanation Wukong had given him about the babies being clones of an old friend he'd kept preserved until they eventually morphed into a pair of actual baby monkeys to the Noodle Gang. Tang is of course, extremely excited to meet Savage and Rumble because these are basically Sun Wukong's kids and the mystery of who the baby clones original self was gets added to the cork boars alongside Wukong's baby daddy!

Macaque, jealous and feeling betrayed: WHO DID YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH!?

Wukong: You, idiot.

Ha yes! Was rambling in the notes here about the Penumbra au (with some SlowBoiled sprinkled in).

MK rambles about the babies to the rest of the gang (and theorizing thats why Monkey King needed a successor), and the while gang are "aww"-ing at the thought.

The adults have concerns.

Pigsy: "Wait, how old are they? What is he feeding them?" MK, thinking: "Uhhh super tiny-old? Monkey King said the shadows he preserved turned into newborn babies some weeks ago. He keeps them in his shirt so I don't know how he feeds them." Pigsy, concern growing: "He's probably on that island without proper food for himself..." Sandy, also concerned: "And there's a lot of good vitamins one can't get from just fruit and transformed hair. He'll need some ginger tea." Pigsy, already in the kitchen: "And some soup! Tangy! We need some fish heads!" Tang, nerding out: "Are we forgetting the huge fact that these are newborn Spiritual Monkeys!? We're talking like baby unicorns here! This is a major discovery!" Pigsy, handing him a list: "Just get me these ingredients and I'll forgive your tab!" Tang, diligently grabs list and shopping bags: "Okie dokie!" MK: "Eh? Why tea and soup?" Mei: "Odds are the Monkey King is the babies' only source of food." MK: "They're eating him?!" Mei: "Bruh. Boobs." -_- MK, embarrassed: "AH. My bad." >_<

So yeah Sun Wukong quickly gets the adults knocking on his door with big pots of soup and tea for him to take. He's touched by the gesture, but a little startled by how fast the gang were to appear on his doorstep.

So of course MK has to deal with wanting to become stronger faster (can't do certain training when the twins are in the way), and runs into Macaque.

MK takes one look at the black fur, red face marking, and shadowy powers, and thinks "omg! he might be the shadow babies' other dad/clone-original!!" - but holds the knowledge to himself for the moment.

Eventually MK gets a text from Mei during his additonal training, and she sends him an adorable photo of the twins. Macaque overhears.

Macaque, very serious: "Who are they?" MK: "Oh! It's just my friend Mei!" Macaque: "No. I mean the baby monkeys." MK: "Oh haha. Well... the big reason Monkey King can't train me as hard as he can is cus he's got... them." Macaque, grabs phone and glares at the photo: "WITH WHOM?!" MK: "Whoa! You're uh... kinda upset." Macaque: "Of course I'm upset! My former ma- friend had cubs without me!" MK, thinking Mac cannot be that dense: "Wut." Macaque: "What's their names?!" MK: "Zàoyīn and Bàoliè." Macaque: "He named them Rumble and Savage?!"

This of course leads to a confrontation where Macaque has drained MK's powers and is now knocking on Wukong's door demanding to know who fathered his twins.

Wukong: (*opens door with the twins tucked into a skin-to-skin top. Looks a bit sleep-deprived.*) Macaque: (*angry frown*) MK: (*waves nervously cus Macaque dragged him over*) Wukong: "Wondered when you'd get here." Macaque: "Let me see them." Wukong: "Say please. You're not setting a good example." Macaque, forces self to calm down: "Ok. Please let me see them." Wukong: "Thats better." (*Wukong loosens his shirt, letting the twins' heads to poke out. The twins stretch awake as Wukong kisses their heads. A pair of six-ears flutter like that of a kitten as one yawns loudly.*) Macaque: (*quiet. eyes glistening*) Wukong: "Plums, are you crying?" Macaque, trying to hide tears: "Who- who did you have them with!?" Wukong & MK: "Wut." "Seriously!?" Macaque: "They're too beautiful to be mine!" Wukong, sighing: "You literally left behind two shadow clones before you left the island. Shadows that I... had trouble letting go of. And I might have broken some rules of magic to keep them around." Macaque: "You... donated your dao to preserve them??" Wukong: "Yeah. I didn't want to like... lose all of you just yet. But about a few weeks ago they sort of collapsed into themselves and popped out like this." Macaque, doing math and suddenly blushes: "OH." MK: "What oh?" Macaque: "Shadow clones aren't like hair clones. They aren't extensions of the original's body, but rather their soul. When Wukong donated his dao to my shadows - we accidentally, uh... inmaculada." MK: "Omg I was right! You are their dad!" Macaque: "Ok yeah. Uh, here's your power back by the way." MK: "Wut." Macaque: "I had this whole revenge plan in the works but uh, knowing that these little guys are here, I just can't." Wukong: "Aww. Is that the only reason?" (*flutters eyelashes*) Macaque, still blushed: "And I uh... kinda am really touched that you couldn't let go of my shadows after all this time." Wukong, smugly smiling: "Knew it." Rumble & Savage: (*fully awake, now grabbing Macaque's face and chirping excitedly!*)

Macaque quickly turns from "edgy shadow version of Monkey King" to "super-adoring dad" once he meets the twins properly.

Rumble and Savage love having their Papa back.