#bruh this is what makes me saddest

[ryansjane]

Hey!! As a writer I want to know what's your take on confession scenes. Like best to worst? And personal faves!

hi hi! ooooooh, that's a good question! I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I remember a particularly bad confession lol, I think usually they're either basic & forgettable OR beyond iconic! here's the iconic ones that I literally adore beyond words, though:

SEANWHITE'S ROOFTOP CONFESSION

who is surprised this is the first confession I need to talk about? okay, okay no need to all raise your hand :'))) so one very special thing about not me is that there is no "I love you" or "I like you" said, yet both seanwhite & danyok are the most loving, strongest couples I know. seanwhite are literally the most lovey-dovey couple in existence, 100% written as soulmates, yet their love isn't expressed in the way we usually expect. in that respect, sean's confession on the rooftop which barely feels like one, is literally the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. "this is the goal that keeps me alive. and you are too." BITCH, THIS AIN'T A LOVE CONFESSION, THIS IS SEAN TELLING WHITE HE KEEPS HIM MOTHERFUCKING ALIVE!!! this is it, bruh. no other love scene hits this deep. I'm crying again. bye.

TEH & OH-AEW'S NIGHTLY CONFESSION

oh no, what a surprise that my other all time favorite bl is here too 😲 we were talking about confessions that aren't really one, and this falls in that category too! I just love how effortlessly the scene goes by, without ever saying "I like you", and the way oh-aew confronts teh about him liking him too in a way that is not attacking him but also not ignoring the reality of the feelings that they possess. a beautiful, calming scene that is burned in my heart forever, just like the entire show!

JACKZI'S STAIRS CONFESSION

there are very few scenes that make me cry bc of how heartfelt they are, and this is one of them! the acting is top tier, the writing absolutely beautiful & I cannot imagine this scene being more perfect than it is! it's not even a classic confession bc there's no "I love you" exchanged (very much a pattern for me atp lol), but simply zao zi saying "don't leave" is enough to convey how much these characters care for each other! this scene is beautiful despite it being incredibly sad, in a way that HITS so much bc they essentially have their most innocent, happy go-lucky character completely break down after a betrayal. it's, in my honest opinion, the actual saddest scene of the show bc it's so unexpected & cuts so deep. truly one of my all time favorite bl scenes & an absolutely amazing way to see these characters confirm their feelings for each other.

UNTWO'S MULTIPLE CONFESSIONS

so everyone must know that I'm the untwo queen, and it's truly bc both untwo confessions scenes are literally some of my favorite scenes EVER. the first one is a cinematic masterpiece! un is holding a door as he works on the decor for the student play, and two is the one to confront him about his feelings. this scene feels super raw & uncomfortable bc it truly IS for both characters, and ultimately, un, who wanted to escape from the situation, ends up professing his love for two who interrupts him bc he can't take it. this scene is pure tension & pain, just like I love them lol, and the metaphorical (and physical) door between un & two is an amazing concept for the shot!

the second confession is EVEN MORE ICONIC, though! theory of love is such a good show bc it's literally the best homage to movies I've ever seen, and after breaking things off with both un & linn, two finds a copy of 'the perks of being a wallflower' (a very good movie I love which makes this scene even more powerful imo) which is a movie he lent to p'un and the movie that unites them. realizing he can't let p'un move abroad, in perfect romcom cliche, two rushes to the pier where the last boat to the mainland has left, only for p'un to have already come there to confront two one last time. the scene that ensues is beautifully written, and the sentence "you know the answer" IS MAIN COUPLE IN AN ICONIC ROMCOM WORTHY!!! it hits so hard & is exactly why, despite untwo being only a side ship, they were my favorite ship for 3 years before seanwhite showed up lol.

ALSO kudos to tangmolove's confession where the acting is really good & phunnoh's confession that's so heartfelt!!! lmao this is truly just a list of some of my favorite ships :')

xxx

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

i'm so fucking stoked that david tennant is coming back as the doctor, i haven't been caught up on doctor who but this just encourages me to finish capaldi and jodie. like i was already excited for Ncuti Gatwa but bruh!!!

and i think, out of all the doctors that could come back, david's is probably the only one that everyone would accept

i've told a few friends the news and their first reaction was "they can't do that??" bc it makes zero sense for a timelord to be the same regen twice

but their second reaction was "but now i actually want to watch more doctor who"

Ten's finale was, i think, the saddest of the reboots. most other finales had a sense of "my time has come and though it is sad, i will still hand the torch to the next one"

but Ten, at the last moment, was the only one to say "I don't want to go" and you could almost hear his thoughts of "please don't take me, please let me stay i don't want to change please please please"

his story could have stayed a tragic end of someone not ready to die, and that would have been fine. but did anyone else also have a bizarre feeling that we were missing some episodes?

anytime i would do a Ten marathon, i would think "these are all the existing episodes but i can't shake the feeling that there should be MORE"

Ten got his wish. it took three more regenerations, but he was given more time and a chance to... something. Maybe a chance for a happier ending?

and DONNA!!!

i have no clue what kind of elaborate doctor who logic will explain her comeback, but however it happens, it will be glorious. Ten/Fourteen will be lost and confused, he'll have all these memories of the past few regens to guide him but he needs a friend.

not just any friend, he needs his BEST MATE

if she gets her memories back i am fully expecting her to slap the shit out of him. he ignored her pleas bc he couldn't bear to watch her die, but she will be furious at him because he took the choice away from her. AND she will be so fucking happy to see him again.

she had one of the saddest finales as well. i would have watched five seasons of her Doctor Donna, and i think Russel T. Davies knew that about a lot of fans of the show.

so again. Ten is the only doctor they could feasibly bring back and not piss off the fan base, because his doctor is The Doctor for a lot of us. and his finale, as well as Donna's finale, left a lot of us yearning for more of those two

and we GOT IT WE FUCKING GOT IT

[lilylovesundertale]

VH(getting the saddest ending of completing the mission out of the way)

Nora: can't believe we did all that for nothing

Echo: I can't believe I'm part of the enemy team

Nora: lily you ok babe?

Lily:*looking concerned*

Henry looked at her confused*

Lily: I'm just thinking

They went outside to see Charles*

Charles: Henry?

Henry waved*

Charles: I heard you guys died

Lily: it's going to take a lot more than falling trust us

Charles: like what?

Lily:*having flashbacks to everything that happened so far* a lot of things

Nora:*laugh*

Once they got into space*

Options:

Swamp

Teleporter

Beam

Cupcake

Nora

If you choose cupcake*

Lily:*eats the cupcake*

Echo: WHERE DO YOU EVEN KEEP GETTING THEM

Achievement earned cupcake eater

Fail: lol

If you choose teleporter*

Lily:*yeets it into outer space*

Fail: she still hates that thing

If you choose beam*

She gets beamed aboard*

Lily: uh

The top hat pointing the gun at them*

Fail: whoop your dead

If you choose Nora*

Nora:*clash into it*

Fail: wow Lily is forced to swamp that's new

Basically the same options as Henry*

Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone screamed all at once except Henry*

Charles: begins coughing* I always wanted to do that

Lily: it...actually worked that time

Nora: FINALLY NOW YOU CAN STOP CRASHING YOUR HELICOPTER IN EVERYTHING

Echo began laughing*

Basically Henry has the options this time*

Hack*

Charles try and fails to hack*

Charles: yeah I have no idea what I'm doing

Lily:*face palms*

Echo:*has a are you serious face*

Nora: of course you don't

Fail: bruh

Lift:

Charles: 1 2 3*attempted lifted up but it corruptions on his hands and Henry died lily Nora looked away* AAAAAA

Echo: oh boy that's probably going to hurt

Fail: are you working with your back

Vent*

Charles: crawling through the vent*explosion* oh boy we're running out of time

Henry managed to get an escape pod open*

Charles: oh man I can't wait to go hom-huh

Someone took Henry from the behind making Charles tackle the person before getting Henry into the escape pod launching it*

Lily: CHARLES!

Charles: don't worry about me I'll find another way

The escape pod is now in space*

Charles: Henry are you there man that rufted me up got them though

Insert sad music here*

Charles: it's got to be another escape pod around here somewhere we did it though we got them a pretty good plan it could it say it was the greatest-

*explosion*

Lily:*ears go down*

Nora:...*looking terrified and yet shocked and sad at the same time*

Echo:*silently begins crying*

When they got to Earth*

Government member: general the top hats station got destroyed

General: excellent news!

Lily:*crying into Nora's shoulder while she's attempting to comfort lily*

Echoes just looking away*

Henry seems sad*

General: what's wrong

Note I'm not good at animating so I apologize for the next one

Henry:*giving the salute thing*

Lily:*put her hand on Henry's shoulder* I'm sorry for your loss I understand how you feel... Losing a close friend of yours hurts you just want to go and hide away from all the screaming but in reality you should move on they'll be happy for you if you do I should know... I hope you feel better soon Henry

Henry hugged lily*

Lily:*hug back*

Echo took off her top hat before yeeting it*

Nora: echo you shouldn't blame yourself

Echo: YES I SHOULD I JOINED THE STUPID CLAN IT WAS MY IDEA TO BUILD THAT DUMB STATION IT WAS MY IDEA TO GO INTO OUTER SPACE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Nora:*take it to step back out of complete shock*

Echo:*begins crying* I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END IN THIS WAY I NEVER DO I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO JUST RESET!

nora: echo you need to calm down-

Echo: NO NO I WON'T CALM DOWN THIS IS MY FAULT I-I*she runs off*

Nora: babe echo run off

Lily: *begin chasing echo*

To be continued*

[liminal-criminal]

So. My roommate’s (recently ex) gf is experiencing some sort of break down and is now making threats to him, herself, and has decided to involve me. Specifically by calling me terrible names, mocking my stocking of various feminine hygiene products, and claiming I can’t take care of my cats, among other things that cause me less anxiety.

I’m struggling to deal with this because I’ve expended no form of bad karma her way. Only good.

[haxorus-imp]

Hey I noticed that you’re not really active on here lately and I know that you still exist cuz of your main blog. But I was wondering what is going on with this one. I wanted to ask multiple times but I kept telling myself that you can post whenever you’re most comfortable with it. But I was just wondering if the stories/headcanons we asked you became too much to handle and that’s why you don’t post here much as often???? If that is the case then I won’t bother asking you for another story/headcanons from you. (I’m sorry if I’m bothering, you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to.)

Bruh, it's not just you. You're not problematic in the slightest. Nor are any other asks I have gotten. I've just been busy with college.

This is the total amount of my asks in this blog and my naughty blog. Most are actually Villainous related and a few are speckled here and there with LBP. I love writing, I truly do. But I have responsibilities and a career that I need to work on. The saddest thing about getting older is that lots of personal interests get put on the back burner as you, as an adult, now have to assume responsibility. If these were commissions, I would have no problem focusing on writing for them. Because someone pays for it and I get an opportunity to make a little money on the side. I have numerous asks and I have seen and adore each and every one of them. But life has pulled me away from writing so much nowadays. I want to finish writing my fanfics. I want to continue arcs and write chapters. I want to satisfy all of your imagines and your requests. I want to finish the stories that I have started. But it's hard to get motivated some days and harder to stay committed. I never want to give anyone a half-assed "here, this is the best I can do" type of story. I want it made to your liking. I love to satisfy and I love to make people happy and smile and see a glimpse into the world that they imagine come to life through my words. It's the main reason why I adore writing in general. I just don't have the energy, the time, and the motivation to do it as of late. I love all my askers and I love all their ideas. I even broadened the request pool by adding 'Inscryption' to my available request list. But, all this means nothing if I can't earn a living. I love writing for free and making people happy. But money has become a big issue with me. I still owe a BUNCH of money to my past medical bills and that's why I'm in school so I can hopefully get a job by May. Life has been hard for everyone and I'm not an exception. I'll answer those asks when I can. I just need to get my life together right now.

Thanks for your patience!

[yakumtsaki]

Welcome, dear readers, to part 1 of the finale to the BackupKingdom2 saga! We’re in our final ambition now, let’s check how Liz’s post-divorce-bloodbath is going..

Oh yes, excellent. Our path to death-achievement-glory has been paved with so many executions that wherever I look I see npcs crying..

..comforting each other..

..and in Agnes' case, coming straight to Liz to.. ask for mercy for the populace I guess?? Bruh. I can't believe we even brought down AGNES, truly this is the saddest kingdom on earth. Amazing job, Liz, you've definitely earned your place in the tyrant hall of fame!

Now a lesser player would be like "oh, maybe we should chill a little on the insane tyrant thing, finish the Pirate/Noble arc cause we've been dragging this war out so the pirates/guildsmen would keep spawning and it should have ended like 20 quests ago" and true, we could just end it, we ran a very effective operation around here, shoutout to MVPs Donius and Bellinda and their 'seductive' legendary traits:

They bedded them and Liz beheaded them, the power of teamwork! So one could say that we should consider raising kingdom morale now because everyone is so depressed but I think, if anything, now is the time to ramp it up and go for some of the other morally questionable achievements! Like Machiavelli said, you should commit all your atrocities at once! What do you think, Liz? Ready to get atrocious?

-OH FUCK YEA, I’M ENRAGED, I DROPPED MY FIDDLE IN THE PIT AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SERVANT TO GET ME A NEW ONE!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME >:(

Aw I’m sorry Liz, but I’m sure you the upcoming suffering of your subjects will cheer you up!

-Ok motherfuckers, by order of the Crown aka ME -you hear that Rae?? ME, NOT YOU. God I want to execute you so bad, fucking ingrate, do you remember what rags you were wearing when I hired you??  

Let’s get this back on track, Liz.

-Right, so by order of the Crown, Magus Olivia and Spymaster Spainot are given COMPLETE LEGAL IMMUNITY to do whatever the fuck they want in the interest of earning achievements, so don’t you people come crying to me cause I don’t give one tiny chinchilla crap about your health and livelihoods. If you need me for something actually important, I'll be at the gates, executing anyone who doesn't like my fiddle playing.

-Oh man, this folksy peasant hat isn’t protecting my ears enough.

-THOUGHT I WOULDN’T HEAR YOUR LITTLE MURMUR, DID YOU  -YOUR MAJESTY NO I ONLY MEANT MY EARS WERE COLD -WELL ALL OF YOUR BODY’S ABOUT TO BE COLD NOW! CONSTABLE, THROW THIS PEASANT IN THE PIT

-Death marker? I hardly know 'er!

So the Constable npc has this little Billy Elliot subplot going, I'm pretty sure he has the 'drunkard' fatal flaw because he was always at the tavern so I had Bellinda try to hire him to perform in one of her plays just to see what would happen and it actually worked, and now he moonlights as an actor! It's cute but it also takes forever for him to come arrest people.

-THEY LOVE ME ❤️😁 -CONSTABLE WHATSYOURNAME, COME OVER HERE AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR THE PIT

-No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, when someone dies😢

In the background you can see that Bellinda just got a pregnancy bump, it’s her lovechild with Donius, I for real can’t keep these two apart. Anyway, the time has come..

..to unleash Magus Olivia onto the populace.

-You know what, I'd rather not, this book is finally getting good and I'm sick of cursing peasants, it doesn't even drop their mood that much..

Oh no, Olivia my beloved, we're not cursing them, we're going for the 'Well Done' achievement!

-NO WAY.

WAY.

-Won't I be executed??

You have immunity! You can do whatever you want!! And, AND, once you complete it, because I know it's tiring, I'll give you a magic skeletal parrot as a gift!! Edward got all the materials for it while treasure-hunting, you'd think I'd let him keep it but that's not the kind of shop I'm running here.

-This is my face of pure, childlike happiness!

Good lord, it’s terrifying, please don’t look at me like that.

-Alright, time to roll down my sleeves so they look more sinister and do this thing.

You can do it, Olivia!

-Of course I can, save your reassurance for the flops that need it.

-I.. cast.. INFERNO!

...

-What?

I mean really, those are the words, "I cast inferno"? Can't you say something with more evil magical flair?

-Not when I have to cast it 80 fucking times I can't.

-IT BURNS, IT BURNSSSSS

Oh how the tables have turned, usually it's the witch that gets burned, huhu! Did you hear that, Olivia? Did you like my joke??

-Oh, it's beautiful!

Well it wasn't one of my best-

-Not you, you needy moron, the sight of burning flesh! I can't wait to do this 79 more times!

Alright, so everyone in the tavern has been turned into a chicken nugget, time to get some rest and check in with Spainot!

-Amazing news, Rodolfo, I just got royal permission to unlawfully lock up and interrogate whoever I want for the achievements!!!

-Darling, no offense, but aren't you a bit too shit at your job for that? -WHAT????

-FUCK YOU RODOLFO YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS -I WISH I WAS JEALOUS OF YOUR SUCCESS, THEN YOU'D BE SUCCESSFUL AND I WOULDN'T BE MARRIED TO A BROKE LOSER

-And then he says the only reason he hasn't dumped me is he doesn't wanna be a rando npc while Batshit Liz is on an execution spree, can you believe this bullshit? How can anyone be so hurtful??

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO PLEASE DON'T HAVE THIS CHINCHILLA MAUL ME I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT

-How about you give me some marital advice, are you even listening?! Ugh.

That's right, while Olivia is inferno-ing the peasants, I've sicced Spainot on the nobility, specifically all those foreign diplomats that are always hanging in the reception hall, lagging up the place. We're going for the 100 interrogations achievement and we’ve installed a nice spiky torture chair right in the middle of the hall to save time! Now this is how we keep every stratum of society terrified enough to not realize that the person in charge is.. uh.. well you know:

-DANCE TO MY FIDDLE, PIRATE, DANCE!

-I AM!!!!!

-DANCE MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY. ALL THE WAY TO THE PIT

After a couple days and several locations I feel we’re pretty close to 80 infernos!

I’d say we’ve burned a good 50-60% of the population at this point, everywhere I look I see singed townies-

-so we take this little barbecue to the palace because we’ve ran out of peasants and it’s time to start burning the foreign dignitaries. And it’s a good thing we do, because Olivia meets Nyrexis the Dragon!!!! 

Nyrexis is the human form of the dragon from a hilar quest where there’s a dragon in the kingdom and you can either befriend it or slay it, I had Bellinda befriend it:

So if you complete the befriend route of the quest, the human form of the dragon appears in town and is in love with whoever did the quest, in this case Bellinda. I am of course not about to waste Dragonfu on Bellinda’s basic ass, plus I feel Olivia is kind of a dragon with all the people she’s been burning so they have a lot in common! 

We dazzle Dragonfu with a coin trick! True magic at work.

-OMG IT WAS BEHIND MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME -I KNOW!

Good God, all of Olivia’s ‘happy’ expressions are terrifying, just don’t smile ever again, you’re too evil for it, you’re gonna scare the dragon away!

Or not!!!!

 AWWWWW 🐲❤️🔮

You know what, fuck it, let’s lock it down, when it’s right it’s right!

-Burn stuff with me forever?? -I WILL!!!!

-We are gathered here today, under threat of fiery death, to join two unholy abominations in holy matrimony. Yes, the irony is not lost on me. 

AW CONGRATS GUYS <3333 The wizard tower is so small and family un-friendly and Olivia is so unmaternal but come on, like I’m not gonna have her reproduce with a fucking dragon.

Back to Spainot, we’ve hit a slight bump, mainly that this Snordwich lord is proving fucking impossible to torture. 

-Um.. Are you enjoying this??? -Sure am, bad boy, but why don’t we take this somewhere more private already?

Wtf, stop sexually harassing the innocent person who’s torturing you! Does no one around here have any sense of humanity anymore??

-Come on, Spainot, throw some flesh-eating rodents at him! -I’M BUILDING UP TO IT, RAE, GAWD. No one likes a back-seat torturer!

-HA, who’s the loser now, Rodolfo? Rodolfo?? RODOLFO

Ya Spai I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure he left while you were interrogating, I haven’t seen him in like 3 days.

-WHAT. So Olivia completes one achievement and gets a dragon wife and a magic skeletal bird and I complete three and get dumped?!

Well what do you want from me, I don’t make the rules!

-YES YOU DO

Can we move on, please? And Olivia had a very rough go of it-

-she got burned in some rando quest and looked positively karma-stricken after, inferno-ing left and right while sporting this look! She deserves a magic bird!

Congrats on your success and 4 kids, Olivia! 

-I love this skeleton bird more than I thought it possible to ever love something.

-Gee, thanks mom. 

We had leftover bones so here, Spainot, you get a magic bird too.

-A bone parrot is little comfort when you’ve lost the only bone that matters! Why Rodolfo, whyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Oh I don’t know, probably because you challenged him to duels 3 times a day?

-No, that can’t be it.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you look like a man who has nothing to live for?

-Yea, I certainly don’t.

So you wouldn’t mind like, jumping into the pit multiple times so you can get the parts we need for the hardest achievement in game aka Legendary Doomsword?

-Rodolfo had one of those too, it was legendary and now that it’s gone I’m doomed!!!

Ok ya ENOUGH metaphors about Rodolfo’s absent penis, although they really are writing themselves. We’ll get him back! If you survive all the pit jumping that is. Join us next time for part 2: Legendary Doomsword!

[keepitmovinshawty]

Ok watching the Snyder Cut again but this time with notes!

Kids today will never know the struggle of buying a movie only to realize that it’s the full screen version instead of the widescreen version.

The opening sequence actually made me tear up a little.

Superman’s cry of anguish is more powerful than Zeus.

Amber Heard. Gross.

I like how the Atlanteans and Amazons have their Mother Boxes in secure locations but “man” has theirs tossed in the back of a closet. Sounds about right.

Because of course Bruce Wayne knows Icelandic too.

So Arthur takes off his shirt to swim but leaves his jeans on. God the chafing...

Alfred dragging Bruce is always hilarious.

Ok this bank scene with Diana was in the 2017 version but it’s a lot more violent in this one. And I guess the desaturation of the scene also makes it seem less like a cartoon. There’s actual tension in this. Editing matters.

“Boring.” Diana said cut to the damn chase. She doesn’t have all day.

Diana really makes use of her greaves.

Not Diana vaporizing this dude.

I want a whole movie of just the Amazons.

I actually like how they did the live action Boom Tube.

The Amazons are beasts with their lassos.

I love Hippolyta.

Part 2! I like how this was split into parts.

No one ever says Superman’s name. It’s always “him.”

Diana always wears white.

This whole scene where Diana goes to Athens is left out.

I think this conversation between Arthur and Vulko is too.

I forgot this movie is canonically before Aquaman.

Steppenwolf is an actual character in this one.

Isn’t this the second time Diana has broken into Bruce’s place?

Ooooh a Green Lantern!

Professor Lupin defeating Darkseid is a highlight.

Forever giggling at how the Amazons and Atlanteans do the most to hide the boxes while Man just buries it in the forest.

I want to meet someone who makes me stop and stare like Barry and Iris did.

There’s always a fruit stand.

Barry giving new meaning to running out of your shoes.

Cyborg’s origin story is easily one of the saddest.

Also, 2017 cut his mother entirely out. I mean, Whedon damn near wrote him out the movie.

I wonder if the Sarah they were talking about is Sarah Charles...

Victor helping the single mother was 🥲

Dr. Manhattan is Barry’s father.

Competitive ice dancing. Very competitive ice dancing.

Batman with a lasso...

Victor is still in his bitter stage.

J. Jonah Jameson and Commissioner Gordon are the same person.

Amber Heard again. Gross.

So the Atlanteans here can’t speak underwater. They only make these trill noises. But they do speak in air pockets.

How unfortunate that Arthur saves Mera just in time.

Steppenwolf wants all the smoke with Diana for some reason.

I love Wonder Woman’s theme.

Aquaman casually late but he holds the water back so it’s all good.

The Anti-Life Equation. That thing that makes earth so special.

Darkseid enters the chat.

Steppenwolf without his armor... Yeesh...

How did Darkseid forget which planet kicked his ass 5000 years ago?

Not Arthur looking incredulous about Victor being able to speak to intelligence. Dude, you talk to fish.

Why do the Nazis find everything?

The little explanation about the Mother Boxes was cool. Also a scene that was cut.

Swanwick being Martian Manhunter this whole time is wild. Also cut from the theatrical version.

You know in other versions of his “death,” Superman isn’t actually dead. His body is just comatose as he heals. But he appears dead to humans because his heart rate slows down so much.

Lol the ship AI is like “this is a monumentally bad idea I strongly advise against it please don’t do this” 🤣🤣🤣

Ironically, Superman returning is the worst part of the movie to me. Not the fact that he’s back just how it’s done. The whole fight sequence to me is ridiculous and a waste of time. Like why has he even forgotten who he is in the first place?

Well in this version there’s no awful “do you bleed” and Lois gets herself to the scene.

Bruh... Victor done watched both parents die now.

Henry Cavill is really pretty. Dude has that old Hollywood gorgeousness.

It’s come to my attention that Bruce and Clark’s mothers have the same name.

Time to go fuck Steppenwolf up!

Black suit Supes flying up into the atmosphere to get some of that sweet, sweet solar radiation.

They finally got that thing to fly only to fuck it up as soon as they get there 😅

Steppenwolf is antagonizing Diana and idk why. What did she do to you, bruh?

Wonder Woman 🤝 Aquaman 🤝 Superman

So this whole part with them essentially losing and Barry having to run back time didn’t happen in 2017 at all. Instead they just had him... save a random family?

Seriously... Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Supes treated Steppenwolf.

Y’all outchea feeling bad for Steppenwolf but let’s not forget his debt was 150K worlds. DeSaad said he still had 50K left. That means he destroyed 100K worlds already. Fuck him.

Man why they tease Granny Goodness then didn’t have her speak? And if she doesn’t sound like Ed Asner is it even worth it?

Ryan Choi! Aka Atom!

Silas’ voiceover during the ending was so touching 🥲

Words cannot express how much I hate Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. I actually like Lex as a character but I hate him in the DCEU because just ugh. Worst casting ever.

Oh look it’s Slade. Or Deathstroke. Whichever name strikes your fancy.

Just throwing Batman’s real name out there.

Amber Heard again. 😒😒😒😒😒

I actually like Jared Leto here. Tho that laugh needs work.

I know it’s the Knightmare timeline but I still have a hard time believing Clark becomes Darkseid’s lackey because Lois dies. I get the pain and anguish but dude... Lois wouldn’t want that.

This epilogue felt like the ending, a mid-credits scene, and a post-credits scene put together.

Welp that was great! And I’ll probably watch it a 3rd time this weekend with my siblings.

[anxiousdepressedintrovert]

Otome Thursday

IT’S BRAM!!!!

Y’all, you have no idea how excited I was for this route/series to start. I wasn’t a big fan of Ravi.

ANYWAY

Bram Route

Episode 1 (The free one 😉)

-I really dig the beginning of the route.

-Like a land hidden from even the Elves? Nice

-Also also, I like that this series, Love and Legends, AND Reigning Passions all take place in the same universe and it makes sense. Unlike the more modern series where the crew just sticks characters in the stories to say “Hey, look, notice these characters”

-Sorry. I’m ranting

-Focusing now

-I named my MC Mari Rya

-She’s beautiful

-She’s got a little, sprite/fairy/thing named Ness

-I love them

-I only know the name of the new land because I played the Ravi short but it’s called Tallav

-Mari’s got a reputation as a researcher.

-But this is also a lifelong dream of hers.

-Ness doesn’t speak (what I’m going to call) English, but Mari understands her anyway

-Ness uses They/Them pronouns. RESPECT IT

-Magic time!

-Ness magic time!

-Mari can feel all the living things. I feel like that’s not a human thing.

-But I will reserve judgement

-She’s had a rune stone since she was a baby. Yeah, she’s def not human.

-Holy shit a bear!

-…with a shield and a spear on it’s back.

-Subtle

-The way these sprites move are fucking hilarious

-Mari said “Nope not today”

-Can’t out run a bear. What does this bitch do?

-Drop down to play dead. Cause that’s totally gonna stop a bear from chewing on your spleen

-the “bear” is able to turn her over to her back (duh)

-it turns into a man and…oh what a man

-this CG is so fucking cute!

-he’s like “Is she alive?”

-She’s like “the fuck is he doing?”

-I’m like “Squeeeee they’re both so stupid rn”

-Oh those eyes…

-I haven’t been this in love since Razi. Or Renzei.

-Oh no! headbutt. Gives me a headache just reading it.

-Fuck look at those abs.

-LVS really knows what they’re doing with these character designs

-And Mari’s being thirsty too. It’s not just me

-Whew chile, the way she describes this man. Girl,

-Thank you, Ness, someone has their head on properly

-Never mind. They’re just as thirsty

-I still wanna know how Mari can talk to them

-He knows she’s a human cause she’s wearing clothes. Good lord this series is gonna be a riot in the first couple seasons

-Oh Mari…you’re sounding very Colonizerish

-I don’t like that

-Though it is kinda cute how she nerds out

-I can see her doing this with any thing she comes across.

-Thank you, Ness. Time and Place Mari!

-Invasive is one word for it

-Not much to write.

-She’s gushing. He’s listening. They’re both hot

-oh no, not an eyebrow lift!

-from both of them!

-I can’t do this.

-This bitch just walks away from a question ‘cause she got caught staring!

-I can’t! This is me. Running away from all my problems

-Bram follows cause, y’know, stranger in the woods

-Bram likes Ness. It’s adorable

-Anthropologist=Skald? Maybe.

-Apparently rune reading is impossible, so is befriending a Puck (Ness)

-Mari is def not a human. At least not fully

-See, I feel like if she showed Bram the rune stone she carried with her, that would help bridge this gap.

-But y’know. Whatever.

-Oh they are two bull-headed people

-He’s got (understandable) prejudices against humans/bipeds

-She’s like “MY RESEARCH”

-I’m like “Girl, they’re living people. Respect their boundaries. And Dude, Learn a little”

- She’s very forceful with the fact that she ‘needs to do her research’

-It’s very Colonizerish and I don’t approve.

-Mari, You can’t prove that the Duke who hired you only wanted you to do pure research.

-Ha, Bram called her pretty

-Ohhh Mahuwin Villiage

-Cue Victor from Underworld: “YOU MUST BE JUDGED!!”

-damn he called her insidious

-Mari…honey. Going to a village, you’ll get to see how they live and see how the justice system works. Calm down.

-Of course, no one’s ever been so unwelcoming. You’ve been dealing with other humans and elves.

-Girl!

-I’m judging you so hard rn

-Whew chile that took a lot outta me

Episode 2

-Awww I do feel bad for Ness tho

-They’re scared too

-Bruh, Bram JUST said he doesn’t know what an anthropologist is. You barely related it to a Skald. Showing him your notes means nothing.

-Bram, dude, I get you’re supposed to protect but you’re seeing enemies in the wrong people. Though I get why you’d suspect her.

-The Dinae have no secrets between their tribes (I’m assuming) so there’d be no need for an anthropologist to go looking for old history.

-Also he called her cute (again)

-Ohkay. I draw the line at you accusing Mari of torturing Ness.

-Only a heartless monster would lay hands on Ness.

-I need you to think baby: WHYY WOULD NESS STAY? If Pucks are magical creatures, surely you don’t think that Ness would be foolish enough to stay with a powerless human.

-Oh. Don’t make me insult your intelligence

-Oh don’t make me

-Mari. Don’t do anything stupid. Please. He’s actually being nice. In a weird way. Taking you to be judged. Someone else would’ve just killed you

-Mari…you can’t do your job in someone else’s country without permission. To get permission, you need to go to a village.

-I’m starting to question your intelligence

-Oh good. The bull-headedness is back

-No shit it’s more than just a job! I think you would have gathered that from the fact that to enter Tallav you had to pass a BEAR statue

-Oh no not the sad face

-I know LVS is gonna use that face to get money out of me in future scenes

-Mari, you’re both stubborn. And if I had it my way, you’d’ve gone with him already

-MARI! HE’S NOT A SOLDIER!

-ARUGH

- Not the type of roleplay I thought I’d be reading in this story but sure. Have some hearts

-I wanna smack her so bad and the first season’s not over yet.

-Usually the urge to smack doesn’t kick in until at least season 2.

-She’s a record setter

-Uh oh Bram, you called her an interrogator.

-And he STILL doesn’t fix it!

-They’re both so rude

-Ok, so he gets the why.

-We’re making progress

-This woman can’t let her thirst rest for five minutes.

-I mean same but come on

-Ah! Progress on both sides!

-Still don’t like how forceful Mari is about her job. How would she feel if her job put people in danger?

-You kinda did Mari. You kinda did say “I’m going to do what I want anyway”

-Not in those exact words but enough

-My point!

Bram: You ever think that if we wanted to be bothered by any kingdoms, we would have officially contacted them

That’s my point

At the same time, Bram and his fellow Dinae have their fellow prejudice against bipeds. As I said, mostly justified but they act that they can’t adapt or change

-Mari, interest isn’t always flattering…we aren’t in high school

-Now she’s running away. From a guy that can turn into a bear

-I’m very much questioning her intelligence now.

-Cause she dumb dumb.

-And thus begins an infuriating game of human and bear

-Oh yeah Mari, cause you can totally break the hold of a guy WHO CAN TURN INTO A BEAR

-As Mari is kicking and screaming, Bram: Am I hurting you?

-LMFAOOOO

-Awww Ness trying to help.

-Bitch. He puts you down and you climb a tree. Like bears don’t climb trees?

-Thank you Ness for talking some sense into this stupid girl

-Why is she so defensive?!

-Why can’t they just give me the option of “Fine.” FOR ONCE

-Seriously Mari? If you had stumbled upon a village during your wandering that really HATED humans, the chances of them killing you are SUPER fucking high. Doing it this way is arguably a lot safer

-YO  WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

-That looked like a swamp deer  monster from It Lives Beneath

-FUCK THAT

-RUN BITCH…FUCKING RUUUNNNN

-Why is run never an option when we are clearly outmatched?

-Oh god why does it have to look at the screen!!!

-I don’t like that

-and ewwwww they did detail on the muscles

-Yeah no shit it’s targeting Mari, Bram!

-I think that’s pretty obvious!

-Thank again Ness for saving One Stupid Bitch

-We…we get to RIDE Bram?

-I can (and will) make so many jokes about that

-I’ve already restrained myself from making Bear jokes. So, you’ll deal with that

Episode 3

-Hehehehehehehhehe

-We rode him

-Hopefully this won’t be last time

-and the next time won’t be in bear form

-Ohkay. I’m back. The chapter’s loaded

-Wait one more

-And we can use that rope for something else too

-Idk how to do the lenny face so……just imagine it

-Ok. NOW I’m done.

-Finally, a decent option. THANK YOU, BRAM

-Yeah Mari get that through your thick fucking skull. He’s a defender. He defends.

-Awwww Bram isn’t comfortable with praise. I’m gonna take every opportunity to do it now

-Mari, this is why we don’t talk shit up.

-Hehe still riding him

-Ewww that thing is back.

-Plus side?

-FIGHT SCENE

-Oh nooooo Bram’s hurt

-MARI CONTROL YOUR THIRST THE MAN IS INJURED

-Thank you, Ness! I swear they’re the only character I haven’t been pissed at

-Mari begins to nerd out over plants. Honestly same

-OMG HIS BLUSH

-GUYS. HIS BLUSH

-The stuff of nightmares was an Abberation. I like my name better so it and all its freaky brethren will be called The Stuff of Nightmares

-And Bram’s back to being suspicious. Sigh. And we were having such a nice time

-The Dinae don’t have pets and that’s the saddest thing I’ve read all day.

-Mari just realized that Bram’s been naked this entire time.

-Lol

-Oh so, if Bram trusted Mari, he’d happily tell her everything she wanted to know.

-Hmmmmmm

-I certainly can’t say no to that face. So neither can you Mari. Here. Have some hearts

-See, they say fur covered thigh, all I hear is, cuddling for the winter.

-OMG SHE COULD SQUISH HIS PAW BEANS

-IF SHE DOESN’T SQUISH HIS PAW BEANS WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

-Mari stahp being so thirsty. There’s a stream next to you. Go dunk your head.

-Ness is adorable and I want a plushie of them

-Oh NOQOOOWW she has a problem with riding him

-…Ok, I mean…her explanation makes sense.

-See, every Dinae does it!

-Bram is so tired of her. It’s so funny

-WAIT. THERE’S WOLVERINES

-….is one’s name Logan?

-I’ll leave now

-I’m so glad they’re starting to understand each other more. Cause I was ready to jump through my phone screen.

-Things are still tense, of course.

-Wait a fucking minute. Going through a patch of brambles saved you a fucking DAY of travel? WTF

-I’m very interested in seeing how this plays out as opposed to Ravi’s route.

-Let’s meet Chieftain Mael!!

[give-her-hell-from-us-pevees]

My take on Devil All The Time

!!!SPOLIERS AHEAD YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

I see so many people giving out warnings about this movie. Now, I understand if you are younger but the movie is rated R so please if you are not 18 do not watch it!! I've always been a big fan of Sebastian and Tom and I love Bill in IT but just because you are a younger fan doesn't mean you need to watch everything they are in.

The movie is very dark but if you are into Gothic movies(like I am) then all of the "gore" and sex probably won't bug you. If it's your first one then yea you may be scared to watch it and be uncomfortable. But that's the whole point of the Gothic genres.

I don't think it's as bad as many people make it out to be because I'm used to movies like that. So if you are debating about watching the movie I wrote below some of the things that happen. I'm trying to keep it as SPOLIER free as possible but one or two things may get revealed.

1. One of the first scenes made me jump while Bill Skarsgard was fighting in the war. They were looking for a lieutenant they thought he was going to be dead, but they end up finding him bloody on a cross.

(I watch a lot of war movies so this wasn't bad for me, a 19 YEAR OLD)

2. The first scene with Sebastian, he's getting a handjob in the car.

(meh whatever felt like tumblr smut)

3. I warned my friend about this one scene about a dog. I think it's known now that they kill a dog.

(Out of everything that happened in the movie that made me saddest)

4. Straight up pedophile, sex with a underage girl, twice. They really are too arguments to the scene, one person can say that it was consensual, another person can say that he tricked her into having sex. I'll let you decide that if you end up watching it however  HE IS STILL A PEDOPHILE. You don't see them having sex if you are worried about that. Bruh If i see people writing fics about this man . . . smh

5. There are two suicides in the movie. You see the one happen in the trailer,the one with a bucket falling over. Just know that you don't see the people as they are killing themselves, it's just very much implied that they are dead. HOWEVER the person who hangs themself gets found by a loved one on the rope.

(That whole scene was very sad and I was on the verge of tears)

6. A lot of fighting. You see some of it in the trailer. You'll understand while you're watching it that Arwin is a very complex character and I love it. Everything he does is out of love for the little family that he has left or self defense. Do I think slamming a hood of  a car on a guy’s head and suffocating both with a paper bag was necessary . .  .  eh he was doing it to make a point.

7. Bonnie and Clyde murder couple. Took nude photos with the dead bodies. (Honestly felt like they were unsubs in a criminal mind episode so it didn't bug me like it bugged other people.)

8. Implied comments about rape but no actual rape being shown.

9. There are three people that are straight up murdered. Others were self-defense or suicide.

10. Dude when Arwin said "Excuses me preacher, you got time for a sinner?" that whole scene was amazing. Their acting was amazing and I hope they get awards for it BUT very very dirty what they talk about. It's about adultery, sex with a minor, blowjobs, throwing up while giving a blowjob. Very dirty topics but I promise there's a purpose to it, I figured it out halfway through the scene and I was amazed.

11. Let's talk about the gore for a minute. At most, you see blood coming out of one person's neck. There also two people that get killed you may see blood splatter behind them or slight brain plasma.

12. Robert pattinson's wife goes down on him. More explicit than Sebastian's handjob.

13. If you don't like spiders, just don't watch the first church scene . . .

14. Lastly if you don't like guns just don't watch it.

I tired to keep this as SPOILER free as possible but I'm sure someone will complain about. Just because this movie didn't bother me doesn't me it won't bother you. I also a lot of warnings before watching the movie and I was scared to watch it, but as I was watching it I thought it wasn't that bad. Again these are MY OPINIONS if you come at for anything you will be blocked. So my 18+ followers, I hoped this helped you decide whether you are going to watch this movie or not. Don't feel bad if you don't, it doesn't make you less of a fan.

If anybody wants to talk about this movie drop into my asks!!!!

[aces-to-apples]

Star Wars: First character you fell in love with and character everyone else loves but you hate?

For this ask meme

Star Wars

the first character i ever fell in love with:

Star Wars overall? Finn, back in 2015 when TFA came out and I tried dipping my toes into the fandom, but ended up noping because I had zero inclination to watch the PT or OT and was missing too much context to really get it. When I actually got into the fandom in about 2017ish? Uhhhhh, I wanna say... Rex, probably? I'm pretty sure "A Star to Steer By" is what got me into-into Star Wars and then "Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed" happened pretty soon after, so. Yeah, I'm going with Rex. Love that funky little captain.

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not:

Honestly I used to be pretty cool with Qui-Gon but then I really watched the PT as an adult and found out about what he's like in Legends and it just. Really soured any enjoyment I can get out of the character. He talks like my dad ffs.

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:

Hand-in-hand with that, Jinnobi. Used to be fine with it and now it's a pretty hard NoTP of mine.

my ultimate favorite character™:

Hhhhhhhhhh, don't make me do this. How about, uh. Top three? Maul, Rex, and Cody, maybe?

prettiest character:

How dare you. How very dare you. It's Maul and Hardcase and Finn.

my most hated character:

Honestly Qui-Gon doesn't even rate that much, same for Crylo, so probably? The lesser Kryze, followed closely by Pre Vizsla and the older Kryze.

my OTP:

If I had to pick one? Probably Codywan, for sheer quantity.

my NOTP:

As previously mentioned, that's a hard pass from me on Jinnobi. Also anything involving a Vizsla, a Kryze, a Palpatine, a Yoda, or Crylo.

favorite episode:

"Phantom Apprentice" or "Victory and Death" probably?

saddest death:

pICK A CLONE! ANY CLONE!

favorite season:

Seven, for the Mandalore arc.

least favorite season:

Four. That's where I stopped, because it took me nine months to watch the second half of the Umbara arc and then saw the Zygerria was right after that and just. Couldn't fuckin do it anymore.

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:

Lbr, there isn't that much unanimity in the fandom, but Qui-Gon, Bo-Katan, and Satine seem (bafflingly) to be fairly well-liked and I. Hhhhhhhhate that, so much.

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:

*looks at my icon* Guess.

(Also, Anakin a little bit, nowadays? I tricked myself into caring about him to spite the Racist Discourse Discord Server.)

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:

Once again, pICK A CLONE! ANY CLONE!.......and also Finn and Poe. Probably Rose, too, but I really couldn't bring myself to watch TLJ or TROS after I realized what happened to the characters, so that's more out of principle than anything. They probably did the, what, third Asian character in the franchise dirty.

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:

I mean. I'm not really about that whole "guilty pleasure" thing so like--

Oh, wait, Maulsoka! I mean. Not really, as defined by the parameters, but I can dig it and every once in awhile I'm like, wait, why am I like this? Kind of anything involving Maul, really. I love the dude but like. Damn, bruh.

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:

I mean. Kind of most of them? I dunno, Codex, Waxer/Boil, Jessix, Fives/Echo, Dogma/Tup, Dogma/Hardcase, really any cloneships at all? Obikin and Rexsoka when the mood strikes me? I'm sort of all or nothing, what with the debilitating ADHD, but those are definitely ones that I'm willing enough to click on but don't go searching for.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What exactly did "father" say about Louis in the dev commentaries? I'm surprised to hear he treated him like a joke 'cause I got the impression he had a good understanding of his character (based on some Asks I've seen him reply to). I really hope he doesn't actually think Louis' character can be reduced to a simple jokester, especially when the game does such an incredible job breaking that trope and showing that there's so much more to him.

Well, to be honest, he barely said anything, but what he did say was kind of annoying. 

He did say that Louis is adorable and you can tell he likes Louis... but also you can tell he can’t be bothered to give any further details about him or his relationship with Clementine unless he’s actually on screen. And even then sometimes he doesn’t say anything. 

But the big ones in the commentary are when he talks about Louis and Violet and how the flirting games begin or whatever, and while he says that both routes are vaild and bring Clementine happiness, he also said “you can choose to have fun times OR you can choose to have the badass warrior lesbian.” On top of the way he phrased that which is just.... bruh, but it’s always the way he says it is just annoying. 

Also Melissa goes “I know Violet’s the more popular options but I can see why Clem would need a laugh” in reference to Louis and I just...bruh.

Then when they talk about mute Louis, father goes “Hey that’s the funniest and saddest thing about making a joke to Louis after he loses his tongue! He can’t make one back! No tongue!” and it’s very much laughed about. And then they’re all “hey it’s actually sad that he has no tongue.” like... bruh. 

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the bullshit he pulled out of his ass that is “Violet didn’t have time to think about how bad it is that Louis has no tongue.” That is one part that genuinely pissed me off even though I knew it was coming. 

And hey, y’know something hilarious. They literally say nothing about mute Louis in the ending. Nope. They say nothing about the note or how he’s doing or ANYTHING. 

But you know what they do talk about while that scene is playing...?

Burping. 

Oh yeah, the scene where Louis gives AJ the thumbs up and Clementine the note they’re all just talking about how they got everyone in the cast to burp. 

I just... bruh. 

BRUH.

So yeah, they actually barely talked about Louis in comparison to everything else. And what they did say wasn’t the best. Like... I know father’s played Louis’ route. I know he has because he’s played it a million times and yet I guess the “Everyone hears the jokes and piano, after that they stop listening. You didn’t.” didn’t stick because boy do they not talk beyond the jokes and the piano. 

[jorgecrespo]

top 10 saddest skam (&remakes) scenes??

Sad is super subjective obviously so this is just the things that made me cry dhndndndn

1. Sana crying on the phone with Chris. Bro. She thought she lost all her friends. She was desperate. And then we had to see baby Sana cry. Not cool bruh, lich really not cool

2. Eva/Jonas breakup. Almost every one has made me emotional but a special shout-out to the og and druck. Destroyed me as a human!!

3. Alex's panic scene. Didn't expect this shit. He just wanted his sister back bruh 🥺🥺. Writing this list is making me sad wtf

4. Isak/Robbe crying while talking to their dad. Both are so sad they made me cry. That's a running theme in this, idk if you caught on

5. The kinda girl fight in españa. So this is when Jorge found out Eva kissed another dude. His soft little "no" honestly haunts my dreams. I wish I was joking

6. David's outing. Really fun fact that some of you may not know, this scene gave me depression! I used to be happy until this scene! And now I live in pain

7. Lucas and Manon crying their heart out. Like, ok this shit dropped at 1am and decided to ruin everybody's night. Like, can y'all not do that PLEASE

8. Noora telling the girls about the sa. This is for every remake that had this scene. It always makes me cry a lot. It's powerful™

9. Matteo looking at his baby pics. We've all been there and that's what fucking sucks. And then he puts on those sunglasses like "outside I skrrt skrrt but inside I hurt hurt"

10. Robbe's "sex" scene with Noor. This was just legitimately depressing tbh. Just really fucking sad

[jk-unless]

IF ANY TV SHOW OR MOVIE EVER MAKES MY CRY LIKE THAT AGAIN,I WILL COMPLETELY LOSE MY SHIT!THAT WAS ONE OF THE SADDEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN!

What really got me was the final roll call and everyone sobbing after it was over.I was warned that the ending was sad, but I was not prepared for this bruh.

[parismemes]

SENTENCE STARTERS FROM VARIOUS TRAVES VIDEOS.

“you don’t even have to give me money, just say who you want me to kill.” “*gasp* that’s swag!” “you’re not an epic gamer if you don’t use the epic gamer lingo.” “i didn’t start a threat at all!” “okay, who said that? who’s dumb?” “remember when we met 2 and a half years ago and i shook your hand awkwardly?” “what are you, fangirling?” “oh. it’s one of THOSE nights.” “you wanna start a business together?” “a drone strike? NOT AGAIN!” “i wanna meet obama, make it happen.” “i spent a bunch of money at a fucking panera bread earlier and i’ll never go there again.” “oh, uh. i found a dead body.” “as soon as my beard touches my toes i have to shave it.” “this horse is terrible!” “you’re an ounce?” “i shit downwards too.” “i’ll have you know my demographic is under 12.” “YOU CAN FACETIME SNAPCHAT?” “if you see an albino and it’s snowing outside how can you tell you’ve seen an albino?” “you can tell it’s a person ‘cause of the way it is.” “oh no, i’m getting money, i’m gonna complain about it.” “can you say uwu?” “ahoy spongebob me boy, i’ve committed arson and now i’m serving 10 year jail sentence.” “all aboard the steve buscemi train.” “wait, how do you spell giraffe?” “i’ve snorted an entire suitcase of ketamine, i’m going to fucking die.” “not to be racist but fuck squidward tentacles.” “yeah bro, what IS a tiddy?” “i just want a book. one book. please?” “i need to start some sort of a fucking revolution or shit. something epic.” “i want you to go get rid of the rest of your financial assets, because i hate you.” “that’s you putting a middle finger in my ass!” “this world we live in is made up of demons.” “i’m being dunked on by a 15 year old!” “if we die at all, we’re gone.” “do something funny, jester.” “UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH! UH OH!” “HIT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE AXE!” “there’s a huge peepee and ball on mario.” “wait, i actually have the GENIUS idea.” “just give me your village, i’m taking it.” “i don’t want you guys to shenanigize my house.” “i’m about to go to my house and scream very loudly.” “i just clenched my butt.” “that’s dirt. that’s not a chicken.” “THERE’S CHICKENS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAN!” “get your bones! they’re gonna evaporate!” “you are stuck between a rock and a hard cock right now, dude.” “the other thought was to use the bouncy castle to illegally obtain cash.” “this guy is so smart. this guy is on another level.” “alright boys. mystery meat part 2.” “don’t kill the turtle!” “who’s gonna get his remains?” “i don’t think critical thinking is the strong suit.” “i’m just giving away money now, i’m like jeff amazon.” “i’ll kill the bird for five dollars.” “i feel like you should turn off your computer, it’s bedtime.” “WE WERE SO CLOSE!” “this is the saddest thing that’s ever happened to me.” “doesn’t sound wholesome.” “i’m completely fine with going to court for this.” “you are a part of the boys, as they say.” “is this like a bruh moment?” “this isn’t even about the bird.” “tell me what your relationship was with this bird.” “did you or did you not kidnap the bird?” “you’re a lil shit, huh?” “they call me salad because i be dressin’.” “they call me dressin’ because i’m.. yum.” “there’s not gonna be a cars 4.” “i fuckin’ love cars.” “so i got this new keyboard, and then a month and a half later i spill this sticky drink on it.. and i was like aw, sick! and then it got sticky and then a few days later it dried but the keys were like super hard to press and then i ran hot water over the keyboard and ran it under the faucet and now the keys aren’t hard to press anymore.” “it’s crazy how you guys are blinking manually now.” “wanna listen to me hydrate?” “that’s actually kinda yucky.” “i’m a shit boy, i eat boxes.” “i absolutely folded like an armchair when you said that.” “should i fall asleep in discord with the homies?” “i’ll just play some eating ASMR so you can relax.” “i’ve never even seen alcohol in my LIFE. i’m a pisces.” “i don’t have a tumor! i don’t need tumor removal surgery! don’t say these things about me!” “my hair smells like wood.” “i dunno what that banana meant, but i’m kinda scared.” “you wanna hear a door joke? knock knock.” “a dolphin walked into the bars. tide.” “my mom just asked me why the shampoo was in the kitchen sink.” “i’m gonna shave your head while you sleep if you try and do that shit.” “would you wanna wash your hair over the dining table?” “you can’t just say it’s not gross!” “do you pee in that sink too?” “ahaaa don’t kill yourself you’re beautiful ahaaaaa.” “you are just LEAF!”

[broadwayreviewed]

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson (2006)

Music and Lyrics by Michael Friedman

Book written by Alex Timbers

Length - 27 minutes? (just the album on Spotify, there’s probably dialogue)

Three Song Listen (The three songs you should listen to check it out):

1.) Populism, Yea Yea

2.) Public Life

3.) Second Nature

Songs and Narration - First Listen (Contains Spoilers):

Act 1

Populism, Yea Yea

-”why wouldn’t you ever go out with me in school” from the first line this musical is a mood

-why is this something I’d listen to in my emo phase, but like Emo Phase 2.0 (with musicals)

-”this is the age of, this is the age of Jackson” yeah kinda a rock bop

-oof big colonization message, that’s not ideal “I’m pretty sure it’s our land anyway” umm but I guess Andrew Jackson wasn’t the most woke president to say the least

I’m Not That Guy

-Life sucks, and my life sucks in particular 

-so far it’s like I switch constantly between “hey this is kinda a bop maybe I could dig it” and then like “what. the. heck. who thought this would be a good idea”

-”I’m Andrew F*cking Jackson” 

-”the sweat will sweat.... uh... forth”

Illness as a Metaphor

-this sounds like Dear Evan Hansen at the beginning

-wait a sec, Evan Hansen and Andrew Jackson have the same amount of syllables, so like you could switch them around OH AND THEODOSIA

-”dear Andrew Jackson what to sAYY so YOU YOU HAVE MY EYES”

-”it’s not blood it’s a metaphor for love” WHAT

I’m so That Guy

-”sometimes your whole family dies of cholera” Is this a Starkid musical??

-I’m a SUCKER for ensemble singing overlapping with characters singing

Ten Little Indians

-I feel like this is gonna be lowkey racist

-ok it’s a creepy topical version of And Then There Were None

-not really a vibe

The Corrupt Bargain

-”and now an explanation of the corrupt bargain, which took place in the back halls of Washington while no one was watching” feels more relatable than it should 

-this feels like a song I would have sang in a elementary school “musical”

-same story in this song as We Know from Hamilton

-”James Madison said something prescient about this but he was kind of a d*ck. Let’s dance!” Big SIX energy!

-”These guys are idiots but it’s Jackson who’s a real threat.” replace one word and you’ve got the run for the 2020 dem nomination summed up

Rock Star

-bruh. I have nothing to say about this song, just go listen to it

The Great Compromise

-so this is what the musical description means by “emphasizing AJ’s relationship with his wife Rachel, this one song, ok great she’s pissed that’s it 

Public Life

-big “Wait for it” vibes

-not much else to say

Crisis Averted

-people responding to his Indian Removal Act

The Saddest Song

-this is the musical song version of YouTuber’s “apology” videos

Second Nature

-maybe the best song of the show? It’s kinda pretty and optimistic and doesn’t make me question my love of theater

The Hunters of Kentucky

-one of those songs that could easily be removed and no one would notice

Overall Rating: 2/10

Nope! Not the vibe. I was going to give it a 3, but then the wiki page had a “controversy” section which is never a good sign, and basically it lost all support once Native American groups were protesting it (absolutely makes sense, don’t try to idolize problematic historical figures that killed tons of people) so yeah it started bad, then didn’t get any better. 

[murfeelee]

Video Games Pt3: Video Game Challenge

I saw this list on Pinterest out of nowhere, and what better way to ring in the new year than with another questionnaire, about my favorite pastime! This is the spiritual successor to Part 1 and Part 2.

Day 1 - Very first video game: Pacman and/or Mortal Kombat and/or Samurai Shodown on arcade machines (way back in the day when laundromats had arcade machines and gumball machines and such in them--good times, good times U_U); Tetris on computers; and a buttload of PS1 titles (again: back in the good ole days when consoles came with promo demo discs--I had Frogger, Need for Speed, Medieval, and a bunch of others).

Day 2 - Your favorite character: Here’s my Top 10 Males post and Top 10 Females post.

Day 3 - A game that is underrated: I will preach the greatness of PS1′s Legend of Dragoon till my dying day. It was doomed to dwell in Final Fantasy 7′s shadow, which came out earlier that same year, and it’s a real shame, cuz LoD was E V E R Y T H I N G.

My favorite aspects of the game are:

Its lore and worldbuilding. On top of the fact that the premise of the game is could be an anime series in its own right, you just get SO EXCITED to visit each new location, and uncover more about the world’s history, and see the different architecture, technologies, cultures and different races (I LOVE the Winglies, of course). It’s actually a gorgeous game for its time.

The combat -- I STILL have some of the Addition patterns memorized to this very day! They get progressively harder as you level up, but once you get used to the timing you feel so dang good. Die, More and More!

The soundtrack and cutscenes. The NOSTALGIA? O_O Bruh. The story is just really good, and was the very first video game to make me cry when certain...events...happened. Play the game and find out for yourself!

Day 4 - Your guilty pleasure game: The Sims, Dragon Age...any and all EA games. Effing ashamed of myself every time I give that nest of corporate demons at Electronic Farts money. “Surprise mechanics” my arse. 

Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were): Has Jar Jar Binks been in a video game yet? Then that’s me. XD But I wish I was most like Lara Croft, as explained in my Top 10 Females post.

Day 6 - Most annoying character: For females it’s Lightning from Final Fantasy 13, and for males it’s Vaan, from Final Fantasy 12. I don’t mind as much when supporting characters are effing annoying (Vanille, Hope, etc), but when it’s the MAIN protagonist?! WHY, Square Enix? WHY.

Lightning was just a negative nancy debbie downer. I wish they had swapped Serah and Lightning, I seriously do. I just couldn’t stand her dry and soulless personality. She wasn’t being edgy or bada** or cool or sexy or FANG or anything; she was just a bitter jaded unhappy wench.

And with Vaan I just effing hate that dude. Why was he even there? They tried so hard to make this pushy entitled kid relevant, but I was like no, the story could’ve easily been told without him, and I wish it had been; he’s a effing idiot.

Day 7 - Favorite game couple: Yuna and Tidus from FFX (hardest I ever cried playing a video game -- THE FEELS I TELL YOU).

Day 8 - Best soundtrack: I used to think it was Skyrim, but nope, it’s Witcher 1, 2 and 3. Just listen to ALL of the songs CDPR ever produced for the entire franchise, including all the unreleased tracks, and enjoy the eargasm.

Day 9 - Saddest game scene: Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice had me legit depressed for a good week. Get your tissues and holy water ready; it’s seriously effed up. The entire game is the saddest I ever played, jfc.

Day 10 - Best gameplay: Witcher 3, duh. Main quests, side quests, combat, dialogue, plot, graphics, worldbuilding, creatures, bosses, soundtrack, characters, Gwent, NEED I GO ON.

Day 11 - Gaming system of choice: Playstation for life. But the Nintendo Switch is effing brilliant, ngl; once they put Skyrim & The Witcher on it I was like SOLD.

Day 12 - A game everyone should play: At least ONE Final Fantasy game. There’s 15+, and Dissidia and Kingdom Hearts. It’s not just a game, it’s an experience.

As much as I rag on FF13 and FF15, they’re still admittedly LEAGUES better than a lot of other crap out there. I just happen to feel that Square Enix is out of its frikkin mind lately, and tbh I’ve been rapidly losing my hype for the FF7 Remake. I was never much of a FF7 fan to begin with, aside from being a rabid Sephiroth fangirl and watching Advent Children a billion times. But Square’s gotta be drunk as a skunk if they think I’m paying all that money for god knows how many of these effing “episodes” they’re gonna piecemeal us to dangit death with. HAYUL no. I’d rather not get too attached.

Day 13 - A game you’ve played more than five times:

Day 14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper: Huh?

Day 15 - What game are you playing right now: Speak of the devil, I’m replaying God of War for the zillionth time already.

Day 16 - Game with the best cut scenes: In terms of graphics and story impact IMO might be Red Dead Redemption 2. That game was frikkin gorgeous, and the story was SO DANG GOOD. Braithwaite Manor!? O_O

Day 17 - Favorite antagonist: For females it’s either Edea from FF8, or Yunalesca from FFX. For dudes it’s Sephiroth, from FF7. That man needs some serious counseling.

Day 18 - Favorite protagonist: Yuna from FFX for the ladies, and TW3′s Geralt of Rivia for the dudes. 

Day 19 - A game world you would like to live in: The more Middle Eastern-inspired scifi/steampunki-medievalesque world of Ivalice from FF12, or the medieval French/Swiss Toussaint from The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine.

Day 20 - Favorite genre: RPGs and JRPGs, and pretty much action-adventure games with swords and sorcery.

Day 21 - Game with the best story: Red Dead Redemption, which is a good thing and a bad thing. A lot of the time I felt I was watching a movie, rather than playing a game. But it was still an Oscar worthy movie. XD

Day 22 - A game sequel which disappointed you: Technically it hasn’t come out yet, but from what we’ve seen of the Nioh 2 beta release, omfg what’s going on? U_U Now, don’t get me wrong! Nioh 2 looks AMAZING. But....that’s cuz it looks exactly like Nioh 1, just with new yokai gameplay thrown in. o_O Uh...is this a DLC expansion pack or what? Cuz it sure ain't lookin like a full-fledged sequel! :P Dare I call it an asset flip. Come on, don’t do this; do MORE. Unless this is actually an expansion you’ll sell for half the price. ;)

Day 23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style: For graphics it’s RDR2, but for most unique art style it’s always been Okami for me. <3

Day 24 - Favorite classic game: Spyro the Dragon. Their reboot for PS4 was AMAZING.

Day 25 - A game you plan on playing: Cyberpunk 2077. I’m so bummed, knowing the game’s been delayed to September 2020 instead of April, but oh well. As long as CDPR gives us that master-class level of Polish we all know and love from The Witcher 3, then take as much time as you need, I guess. At least they’re not like effing EA or Bethesda. XD

Day 26 - Best voice acting: BOY. Freaking iconic, Kratos. :P

Day 27 - Most epic scene ever: Ciri beating the absolute tastebuds outta Caranthir in TW3, not once but twice. Most OP Witcher EVER, girl; WERK.

Day 28 - Favorite game developer: Though I effing hate them, I’m still a Square Enix fangirl at heart. It’s just saddening to see this weird turn they’ve been making recently, with garbage like the Quiet Man, and especially with Final Fantasy, my favorite game series of all time. U_U I’m not looking forward to the FF7 Remake anymore, tbh. I just hope FF16 is more of a return to form.

Day 29 - A game you thought you wouldn't like, but ended up loving: Skyrim. I was never a big fan of Elder Scrolls games, and when Skyrim came out I was very meh at first. But then the mods started coming out for it and I was like wow. O_O

Day 30 - Your Favorite game of all time: Legend of Dragoon on PS1, Final Fantasy X on PS2, Skyrim on PS3/PC, The Witcher 3 on PS4, and The Sims on PC.

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Thanks for reading!