#bruce the moose

[zayadriancas]

Money For Nothing

“Life hands you stuff, and all you get to choose is what you’ll do with what you get.”

[eagle20s]

[degrassi-ship-war]

Qualifying Round (Group 14):

The character with the least votes will be eliminated. The other four will move on to the main tournament!

[theerurishipper]

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"Hey, Bruce. Just needed to pick up some— Damian, what happened to you?"

Damian glares across the room. Dick stares at his black eye, unabashedly confused. Bruce just fights the urge to sigh.

"He got into an altercation with Roy Harper," Bruce reveals finally, and understanding blooms on Dick's face.

"Ah."

"I was defending your honor, Richard!" Damian seethes, slapping away Bruce's hand. "And anyway, this is nothing compared to the tomfoolery that takes place atop the Watchtower. You should see them go at it, as though they were common schoolchildren and not respected superheroes holding the fate of the world in their hands."

"And how is that different from you starting a fight with Roy?"

Damian scoffs, face turning red. "He had it coming."

Dick smiles for a moment, and then sighs. "This whole situation is causing way too many problems, isn't it."

"I don't know," Tim says, a smirk on his face. "All of Young Justice is on your side, Dick. I'd say this whole ordeal has brought us all closer together."

Cass nods, grinning. "And we are more... united than ever."

Bruce is just glad someone is getting something out of this. Because he sure isn't.

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"Well played, Grayson," muttered Roy, as Lian happily licked the large lollipop in her hand. Next to her was a little piece of paper that simply said 'Gotcha.' And all Roy could do was shake his head, amused.

"Well played."

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Masterpost

Bonus:

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: No.

Damian: Father-

Bruce: NO.

Damian: His name is Steven.

Bruce: Absolutely not!

Damian: We weaponize fear, father. Steven will strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's criminals.

Bruce: You cannot ride a moose into battle!

Damian, astride Steven the Moose: He only lets me ride him. We will not need to worry about Steven turning traitor.

Bruce: Moose are not domesticated animals, Damian, you can't keep it.

Damian: Todd isn't domesticated either and you kept him.

Jason: Damn straight I’m not.

Bruce, sighing: Jason, you’re not helping.

Jason: And you expected otherwise?

Tim, walking in: Is that a moose?

Bruce: *sighs*

Tim: Huh. What’s its name?

Damian: Steven.

Tim: Cool.

[shiftythrifting]

Submitted by @doctorbeverlycrusher

[capsrecedinghairline]

The Batfam as Menorahs

(aka hanukkiot)

Bruce

He made it himself when he was six. The shamash dino is named Menorasaurus.

Dick

Jason

Tim

He also made it himself. I have consulted a rabbi and this is indeed a kosher hanukkiah.

Duke

I know in my heart that Duke is a Lego kid.

Damian

Cass

Alfred

There’s no punchline for this one I just think he’d like it

[oh-dear-so-queer]

Intersexed males lacking a scrotum or testes sometimes develop what are known as VELERICORN antlers, which are covered in velvet and festooned with various ridges and knobs; such antlers are permanent, unlike regular antlers, which are shed and regrown each season. Other males – sometimes known as PERUKES – have elaborate, misshapen antlers covered with baroque nodule-like growths. Occasionally, females develop antlers, which may be single; spiked (without branches); covered in velvet; or lacking the flat, palmate structure typical of male Moose antlers.

"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl

[piperslovebot]

Kendra’s dynamic with each member of her graduating class:

(I will be including the ones that got held back and end up graduating a year after or retconned)

Nadia: Best friends since kindergarten. Can also see them being endgame and being the fun aunts for Spane’s kids.

Danny: They’re best friends and have been ever since they were little. I can also see them dating too.

Jane: Adores her. Out of Spinner’s girlfriends, Jane is easily her favorite.

Chantay: Likes her too and are good friends. Just like with Danny & Nadia, I see them dating as well.

Mia: She’s fine with Mia. Not friends nor enemies. They’re just cordial. But Kendra does see what happened with Mia and Tom for what it was: statutory rape.

Darcy: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate her per se, but finds Darcy very hypocritical when it comes to a lot of her actions. She does try to reach out to Darcy when finding out about the rape.

Derek: She’s annoyed with him constantly hitting on her early on, but doesn’t mind him as a person. It’s only in season 8 when he becomes a complete bully and dickhead that she starts hating him.

Bruce: Dislikes him because he’s a bully and disrespectful to women. That dislike turns to hate when he pushes Jane into a locker while Derek beats the shit out of her. There are rare moments, like in the minis, where she finds him amusing.

Johnny: Kendra doesn’t exactly hate him, but thinks he’s a dick.

Peter: Hates him. Thinks he’s venom in human form.

[teashopcrafts]

Candarian Demon Moose! After years of waiting, I finally got to see ‘Evil Dead the Musical’ this year!  Lol, so of course that means knitting projects must follow.

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[painofhumanity]

Considering changing my FC for Veronica Wayne to Jessica Parker Kennedy, because she fits with Zoe Kravitz's Catwoman. On the one hand, the Nolanverse triology will always be my favorite, including Anne Hathaway's Catwoman. On the other hand, this way, Veronica could interact with the 2022 Batman universe. . .

[zayadriancas]

Shoot To Thrill

“You’re so smart I don’t understand why you act like such a loser it’s stupid!”

[dcbinges]

Detective Comics #570 (1987) by Mike Barr, Alan Davis & Paul Neary

[farehamflorist]

You have all seen the lovely dogs, and my fabulous chicken (which makes me smile every time I look at it - they have also taken orders for more) created/made by the guys at Fareham Men's Shed but I've not yet introduced you to Bruce: The Moose! 🫎

Because of how successful they have turned out, I asked Chris to created me some pieces for halloween, so along with Bruce, I have also added the mini trial versions of the ghost, witch and bat - there's a spider too but I broke one of its legs so haven't got around to painting it yet.

He's also made some wolf heads for one of the local scout groups; yes, I did pinch one from the box he had ready to be glued together!

[mercsandmonsters]

Tag Dump #3: Male Muses

Let's get these guys tagged.

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Caribou are highly gregarious, sometimes forming herds of tens or even hundreds of thousands of animals (although most groups contain 40-400 animals). (...) Moose, on the other hand, are more solitary, although they form aggregations of up to several dozen animals during the fall rutting period.

"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl