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When your far less touchy brother suddenly asks for a hug just to drop snow down your jacket
(Trying to figure out how I want to draw them. Not totally happy with this style but it’s a start)
#fanart#art#digital art#wk#wild kratts#wild kratts fanart#martin kratt#chris kratt#brothers bein silly#krattcest DNI#strictly platonic and familial#my art
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#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#is this the part where i have to tag everyone because everyone actually is like. semi significant in these. sure JVAELKVJEALK#cyclops#jean gray#beast#iceman#angel#warren worthington iii#hank mccoy#bobby drake#toad#mortimer toynbee#snap sketches#welcome back to Finally Drawing Months-Old Ideas VJELVKJAEKL#I Repeat love how you can tell what comics ive been reading based on what i draw like No Shit but still... lol ...#this comic is so niche but so is most of my stuff jVELAKJA I MADE THIS FOR MEEEE#it has my kids it has toad it has magneto being Unnecessary. this is for ME. also charlie lookin darlin but thats normal anyway#also hi remember how i was complaining about colors from my tablet some days ago.#i didnt realize the 'protective eye' setting was on. which yk makes the screen tinted yellow#LIKE I SAID OUT LOUD TO MY BROTHER 'lol my screen's yellowish' AND IT DIDNT CLICK#i only realized it was on when i went to turn it on at night one night and i was like. Oh 🧍♂️#anyways. sillies. all the kids....#see i thought i was gonna post this WAY earlier but as i was finishing the first version i. well i changed the last panel like three times#but even then i was like 'ok but i wanna draw the boys bein silly..' and indecisive as i was with which version i wanted#i . drew both. and have just made this a goofy two parter or whatever#ANYWAYS !!!! its great bein able to do personal stuff again ... i still have work this to do but its significantly less#so i feel more at ease to do small stuff like this#i do hope to tackle a bigger idea this month tho. while i was drawin this out all i could think of was That idea
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Wirt is far too tired for this

Saw the quote and immediately thought of them
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top left - Greg: "Oh, just so you know, Wirt, it's very muggy outside
top right - Wirt: "..."
bottom left - Wirt: "Greg, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn..."
bottom right - Greg: "*sipping from a bowl*" (arrow, pointing to bowl: "hot chocolate")
#eggin creatin'#otgw#otgw fanart#otgw wirt#otgw greg#over the garden wall#incorrect quotes#eggin's comics#greg's pajamas have lilypads and frogs on them#wirt's are more plain but have lil diamond buttons and a breast pocket#wirt just rolled outta bed and is. far too drowsy for these shenanigans#also I almost added 'again' to the end of wirt's line#I feel like this has happened before#also greg can have hot chocolate with breakfast#as a treat#because he is a very good and cute little brother who deserves nice things#he's just bein a lil silly to cheer up his bro at the absurd hour of before-school-in-the-morning#man I really. I really leaned into the bedhead on these boys huh#cheese wirt looks so scraggly ough#boy's a whole mood#anyway thanks for poking! have a good day :>
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WHATTTT WHAT ARE YOU FR??? OMG !!!! CONGRATS !!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎇🎇🥂🥂🥳🥳🥳

oh lordy im so sorry ryan im afraid,,, its tumblr engagement
#[lore texts]#IM SORRY IM BEIN SILLY.. every day i wake up and frame my life in such a way that makes people misunderstabd fundamental things about me#such as . when i refer to my kids i do not mean that i have children#and if i ever slip up and say i have a son i mean my baby brother
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is this trend dead
#oc#oc art#charlie bein a lil silly#ethan hates his jokes#charlie and ethan being a cool brother duo
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the brothers will be like "levi is such a nerd i can't understand him" and then satan will drop all sorts of facts about cats or whatever detective drama he's into lately and asmo will wax poetic about this perfume or that makeup brand and lucifer will talk your ear off about his latest tea/demonus/cursed vinyl he's obtained
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles plays o.m#theyre all so silly theyre like ''i have nothing in common with my brothers'' and then say something that sounds like it could've#come from any of their other brothers
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ltye: fix you
authors note: this is set at the very beginning of roman and solana's marriage. after their wedding night but before the austin and grayson situation.
words: 2k
warnings: angst. borderline sexual harassment. victim blaming. ptsd. character being triggered.
song inspo: fix you by coldplay
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Outings are difficult.
They always have been.
Even as a little girl, Solana found herself more concerned with how her father would react to know her mother took out than the actual reason for said outing. And, it was never anything crazy. Doctor visits. Grocery store trips. School events. The necessities. The necessities that were never a good enough reason for her volatile father.
A struggle she still has to this day.
Hence why she prefers to stay in the house.
But, that's not an option.
It's not an option, because not even a month into her marriage to Roman, she's already fucked up. On more than one occasion.
She ruined their wedding night, but she also upset him by not following his directive and staying away from her dad and brother.
Just thinking about it has her fiddling with the material of her dress. It seems all she knows how to do in life is upset people.
It brings tears to her eyes, something that she quickly moves to blot away. Not that it makes a difference. No one's paying attention to her.
No one ever does.
Though, in this instance, Solana is relieved.
She's relieved, because as out of place as she feels, being left alone and ignored is preferred over being forced to interact. Socialization has always also been a bit difficult for her. Or, a lot.
Sitting on a chair in the backyard of some random relative of Roman's as everyone else converses is a lot easier than trying to put herself out there. She may stick out like a sore thumb, the only one not talking, dancing, laughing, or some other sign of normal human behavior, but she's comfortable. As comfortable as she can get in this situation, so that's all that matters.
Solana eventually pulls out her phone, using it as a source of distraction. Hoping it makes her look like she's busy instead of the weirdo and outcast she feels like. More than anything, it helps time to bypass much quicker.
But, a glance up from her phone, Solana somehow lands her gaze on the only person she "knows" at this family get-together.
Roman.
Her husband.
He stands among other family members, his twin cousins and Solo. He wears that serious, almost stoic expression whilst speaking with and to them. Business related, most likely. His serious disposition a stark contrast from most of the guests, even the twins, as one of them cracks a smile and the both of them start laughing.
Both Roman and Solo remain unchanged in their countenances.
But, Roman's gaze leaves the circle of the men, suddenly lifting and gazing the spacious, jovial yard of relatives.
And, then he's looking at her.
Solana easily drops her focus back to her phone, feeling stupid and silly for being caught staring. For snooping.
She swallows.
She prays he's not upset with her, though she wouldn't be surprised if he was.
Once again, even when she's trying her hardest to not cause any problems, she causes problems.
A thought that her eyes watering once more. Eager and almost needing another distraction, Solana stands up from her chair, taking her purse with her as she moves into the kitchen. Grabbing one of the red solo cups from the open packaging, she scans around for a source of water. Gallon. Pitcher. When nothing is found, she opts for the sink, preferring to not bother anyone by asking what's likely a stupid question anyway.
She's probably missing it.
Solana hits the handle, watching the cup fill up.
"Hey."
Two things happen at once. The cup is dropped, resulting in spillage conjoined with still running water. This is caused by the way she jumps, turning around, startled by another presence.
She didn't even hear anyone walk in.
Hand over her chest, Solana has a hard time steadying her beating heart. From being surprised but more being surprised by a man. An objectively handsome man. Tall. Tanned. Dark hair. Nice, trimmed beard. A bit of a slim yet muscular build. His smile is also nice, though there's something about it that prolongs her beating heart.
"You're Roman's new wife, right?" He asks, his voice kind enough. To some extent. "S something?"
Still stuck in that state of shock, she can only bring herself to nod.
His smile deepens, but it doesn't make her feel any better. "Can you help me out here?"
She'd rather not. Solana would much rather be sitting back outside. Alone and unbothered. She swallows. Not answering him probably isn't the best route to go. "S—Solana."
"Solana," he says it slowly, enunciating the syllables. "That's a pretty name." His brown eyes flick over with something unsettling. "Pretty name for a pretty girl."
The sound of the water continuing to run behind her provides a distraction, as she turns around to shut it off. "I should—umm—"
"Solana."
Doing her best to hide the panic that's rising, she turns around, her chest tightening whens he realizes he's gradually moving towards her. "My cousin sure did get lucky to land a fine thing like you for a wife…."
Inching toward the sink, the metal pressing into her reminds her that there is nowhere to move or go. That doesn't stop him from advancing towards her, or the way her anxiety is through the goddamn roof.
Nothing about this is okay. The way she's alone with this man. The way this man is speaking to her. And, especially the way he continues to near her, either oblivious or uncaring of her discomfort.
She'd lean more on the side of discomfort. In her experience, men never care what they do and how it makes a woman feel.
"I sh—"
"Ya know," he starts, far too close to her. Solana can practically feel the start of the hyperventilating. "I know Roman can be busy a lot, so if you ever need someone to….talk to." She gasps and turns her head when he goes to trail his finger down her arm. "I'm always available."
Speech is such a terribly difficult, daunting task. "Pl—please."
Something about her borderline terror appears to excite him, as a knowing smirk appears on his face. "I bet Roman has a good time with you."
His words send chill down her spine and alert her to what she's known since she turned around and saw she wasn't alone.
She needs to get out of here.
"I need to—I need to go." Solana foolishly attempts to move past him, hating how her hyperventilating has her voice so weak. "Pl—" She jerks back and gasps loudly when he moves his arm across her, hand planted on the counter before her.
She's boxed in.
And, she's terrified.
His inappropriate innuendos, the close proximity, the way he's almost undressing her with his eyes. It's all too much. Solana sniffles. "Please—"
But, he only continues to smirk, shrugging almost nonchalantly. Like, he can't tell she's about to break down before him. "Come on. What's wr—"
For what feels like the eight time today, Solana is startled, jumping back yet once more from the impact of surprise.
Except this time, it's not entirely bad.
Not wholly.
Because this man whose name she doesn't even know doesn't have her trapped, triggering a tremendous amount of unhealed trauma. He's away from her, out of her space, slammed up against the nearby fridge by a furious looking Roman.
And, that's why it's only partially relieving, because while her husband has relieved her of one stressor, another still remains in the face of his anger.
Solana's hand goes over her heart as she tries to settle herself, never once ripping her eyes away from the scene before her.
"If you ever fucking touch her again, I'll kill you." A dangerously calm delivered threat. Roman's voice is eerily and scarily collected, much unlike the rage practically radiating off his big body. And one look at the man who'd seem uncaring of her unspoken boundaries reveals that smirk has been easily wiped off, replaced with wide eyes, a forehead glistening with sweat, and an Adam's apple bobbing from his gulp. "Do you understand me?"
Not even on the receiving end of such haunting words, Solana almost feels the need to nod.
She's taken back once more when Roman angrily jerks his body against the fridge. "Answer me!"
"Yes, yes!" The man sputters out, visibly desperate to be released. "I'm—I'm sorry, uce."
Solana watches Roman finally release who she'd guess is his cousin. Watches how he gestures to the door. "Get out. Now."
A single command that doesn't need to be repeated. The man scrambles out without even so much as a look back toward her.
There's an air about the space that feels less suffocating and overwhelming with his absence. But, in its wake remains a still angry Roman.
Eyes shut, Solana would guess he's attempting to calm himself down, hence her saying nothing. She doesn't move, either. Just remains there, anxiety growing once more for an entirely different reason.
A minute or two later is when he finally breaks the silence.
Turning to look at her, he starts to ask, "are you—"
"I'm sorry," she blurts. She hates interrupting him. Knows it's wrong. Knows it might only further aggravate him, but she feels desperate. She has to apologize. "I didn't—I didn't know he would—"
Roman sighs, hand over his face. "Solana, what the hell are you talking about?"
She swallows, his tone making her feel more unnerved. Still, she has to respond. Ignoring him isn't an option. "I didn't know he'd come in here. I swear. I—I would never—" She struggles to put a coherent sentence together, the guilt too overwhelming.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. How could she be so stupid? She should have just sat there quiet and obedient. But, she didn't, and she's now found herself fucking up once more.
She can never fucking get it right.
"I'm really sorry."
"Solana." He says her name again. Less irritated this time around. "You didn't do anything wrong."
There's a bit—or, a lot—of whiplash that occurs from his statement. Unexpected. It has her looking at him with all of the confusion. "Wh—what?" She shakes her head, partially unable to process just what he's saying. "But, I—I put myself—I shouldn't have been in here in the first place. I should have—"
"Should have what?" He presses. "You're not fucking psychic. My cousin is a dick. He should have never tried that shit with you. It wasn't your fault."
Continued statements that are shattering long lived, deeply embedded problematic core beliefs.
It wasn't your fault.
That's the one sentence she can't seem to find it in her to not focus on. A simple sentence with a weighty impact.
It wasn't your fault.
It wasn't your fault.
Memories from a darker, heavier, traumatizing time. Whispers of hushed yet loud voices that say otherwise, interfere, drawing out that shut down type of a response. That cause her to revert back, Solana hugging herself, suddenly feeling so small in front of him.
And, it has nothing to do with the height difference between them.
Roman's gaze on her is assessing, clearly picking up on the change in her demeanor.
"Can—can I go wait in the car?"
"Solana, you don't—"
"Please," he voice cracks, her eyes clenching closed once more. "Please."
He sighs, partially unsure of what just happened, but also not necessarily up for trying to figure out. "We'll leave."
She looks up at him, and he's somewhat expecting her to protest. T once again apologize for something she need not feel contrite over. She doesn't. She just looks relieved.
Solana says nothing else, just offers a silent nod and moves to walk past him, out of the kitchen.
Alone, Roman leans back against the counter, head back, an elongated exhale leaving his mouth.
Solana clearly has a lot of demons, a handful of baggage, and a shit ton of trauma.
He'd initially thought her quiet disposition was the result of a shy, introverted personality.
And all of that is clearly still true, but there's also a hell of a lot more to it. It's much more than just that.
More than he's willing or even wanting to handle.
It's not his fucking job to fix whatever is broken within her. Not to mention he's the last fucking person to ever even be responsible, or even capable, of something like that.
He's no savior.
Roman sighs once more, yet another thing added to his overflowing plate.
He has no idea how this whole marriage thing is supposed to work.
If it even can.
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the thing i love about silas and stone is that they feel both really similar and like opposites at the same time. silas is not great at combat at all but stone is incredibly skilled. theyre both head over heels for their respective guys and super goofy. stone has his judgy and rude moments while silas is just a sweetheart every time we see him. idk if this makes any sense, they just feel so different to me but they've also got their similarities that cant be overlooked. i love lee majdoub.
sorry for the rant in your inbox, i just know that you've watched dirk gently and HAD to say something sdhfakj
Rant all you want about the obsessions Nonny. Thats why I leave anon on.
AND YEAH Im sayin. My idea for the little doodle comic im makin(Noble really took me out at the knees with that stray thought SMDH) was like Wendimoor is a distant planet (like the mushroom planet) and somehow Silas gets warped too Earth. Unlike Wendimoor its not this fun fanciful magic world its just baseline Earth even without the warping space hedgehog nonsense yet so theres nothing Silas can do but adapt so he tries to apply himself into bein the brave warrior his mother would have wanted him to be and uses all the knowledge and skills Wygar had tried to instill on him to do it! and eventually ends up with GUN.
After a couple of long trying years Silas just gives up on his hope that Panto will save him and doesnt expect his mother to go out of her way... shes got his little brother who'll be a better leader anyways. They wont miss him.
Silas isnt as whimsical and open anymore just due to the crushing environment hes in for years. Then he gets assigned to Ivo... and Ivo is just a silly whimsical mess and it makes Silas feel like home for the first time in a LONG time. Even though Ivo is kinda mean to him... its not like hes not used to someone being cruel to him even though he loves them (like his mom).
Although Ivo saying 'I wont miss you when your gone' would probably cut a little deeper in this AU.
Anyways Panto has been searching for Silas the entire time. Getting to different planets any way he can.
⤥(ツ )⤦
AND LIKE.... Panto wants to bring Silas back home away from this bleak ass planet but Stone is reluctant because whos gonna protect the Doctor is hes gone? Pantos like babe he said he doesnt even care if youre here... and Silas is like you dont know him like I do...
And Ivo doesnt care and hes not even mad that Stone drew hearts on another mans latte at all. And hes not upset that Stone might leave and like why would he even care? He already let Stone know he wasnt gonna miss him. So hes not upset at all.
#Dear Nonny.#This is all happening around when Sonic is being found out fyi. Alien invasion gone gay.
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being chris and claire’s youngest sister who always turns to older leon for some comfort everytime she had a fight with her bf!!!! ヽ((◎д◎))ゝts is just a silly little drabble. . .
Word count: 1.385k / Warning: age gap, cheating, unprotected sex.
your girlfriend wants to be my girlfriend, she be calling me, telling me ‘bout you.
It’s wrong, hell, you know how wrong it is to run to your brother’s friend for comfort every time you had a heated argument with your boyfriend. You can’t help it, Leon just provided the right amount of attention at the right time to you. All you needed to do is whine into your cellphone, sniffing and wiping your hot tears as you pour your heart out about how your boyfriend and you got into a fight again to Leon and he’s quick to get on his motorcycle, revving his engine up and going straight to your home. You know it’s bad, if either Chris or Claire founds out you were fooling with their friend behind their backs, they would probably lecture you and make sure to create distance between you and Leon. Not only that, but if your boyfriend were to find out you’ve been letting Leon pound you raw every other night when you’re not staying at his place, he would be beyond livid.
But all those worries and guilt were thrown straight out of the window the second Leon have his head between your soft thighs, warm tongue lapping on your clit as his hands keep your thighs apart. The slick, squelching sound of his lips sucking onto your bundles of nerves while his thick fingers pump in and out of your pussy brings nothing but pure bliss into your head, easing your stress as your fingers intertwined with his dark, brown locks. Leaning your head back to your pillow, you can feel the dark stubble on his cheeks brushing against your inner thighs, the red marks of his fingers digging deep into the cush of your thighs was evident as he dragged a long stripe on your slit and up to circled your clit with the tip of his tongue.
“What’s this time?” Leon asked, the way he asked it was evident how this wasn’t the first time you hit him up in the darkest hour to come and comfort you. Not that he would complain, he’d do anything to bury his cock inside of you, a pretty, clueless girl half his age. But Leon knows the cluelessness you cling to was nothing but an act you like to put on for him and only for him. You know how wrong it is, to be cheating and could possibly ruin the friendship between him and your siblings— but you didn’t care.
And, neither does Leon.
“He's bein’ mean,” You breathed out, a small pout forming on your swollen, red-tinted lips as you looked up at him with dewy eyes. “He’s just not you, Leon,” Leon smirked at your words, planting a soft kiss on your clit and pulling his slick-coated digits out of your warm hole before he stands up from his knees to unbuckled his belts. “Of course, he isn’t, baby.” He chuckled softly, the sound of his leather belt and pants falling to the carpeted floor with a soft thud could be heard before he shifted his position, placing himself between your legs as his hands dips lower to grasp your waist. “You probably think of me when he’s fucking you, don’t you?” It drives you insane each time his voice drops an octave, lightly growling into your ear as you bit your lower lip back, bashfully nodding your head to his question.
“Fucking whore,” You couldn’t bring yourself to care only caring the way your needy cunt clenching around nothing each time he degrades you. “I’m your slut.” His smile widened before Leon lined his cock into your entrance, tapping on your sensitive clit with the tip of his shaft before he buried his cock into your small cunt. “Damn right, you are.” He hissed, a sharp breath emitted past his lips as the sensation of your velvety walls wrapped snugly around him, grazing against the prominent vein on the side of his cock with every thrust.
Leon enjoyed the risk as much as you. He probably enjoyed it much more than you, and to be honest, there’s nothing Leon anticipated your calls like a depraved man. For as long as you and him have been doing this, you have been calling him every two weeks in a consistent pattern. The longest you have not called him was a month before you hit him up again, asking him if he can come over to your house because your boyfriend was being a headache again. And he never once declined your offer, the second he sees your name displayed on the screen of his cellphone, he had already grabbed his key and stepped out of his front door.
It drives him insane and occasionally, he’d prayed your boyfriend fucked up big time so he can finally fill the spot as your boyfriend whether Claire or Chris likes it or not. Not that he cared, Leon wasn’t the type to give up things that easily and he surely isn’t giving you up sooner or later.
The sequence of shared moans and groans filled every corner of your room, accompanied by the sound of yours and his skin slapping against each other. You swallowed thickly each time he plays with your clit and your hardened nipple with his fingers, making sure your other tit isn’t left out as he invites the bud into his mouth before swirling his tongue around it. “W-want more,” You whined, your voice pitching slightly as you weakly kisses his jawline. Your arms around his neck bring him closer to your body. A gasp left your lips when he snapped his hips harder, thrusting rougher into you as your eyes shoots wide. “Fuck!” You cursed, back arching into his body as you practically let him use you like nothing but a dolled-up fleshlight. “You’re such a, shit, slut, you know that right? Begging me to come over so you can forget your boyfriend.”
“You’re my b-boyfriend now,” Your words were slurred, if he wasn’t so close to you, he would’ve assumed what you had just said was gibberish. Leon can’t help but laughed at you, burying his cock deeper into the warmth of your pussy as he lets out a shaky breath. His sweaty forehead pressed against your shoulder, hips jerking back and forth as he feels your body shudder every time he’s balls deep inside of you.
Leon fucking loves this risqué escapade the two of you created.
“Oh yeah? What does that make you, baby?” He coos into your ear, the pace of his thrusts gradually growing harder and rougher as each minute passed, leaving you breathless and squirmish under the older man. “Your girlfriend!” You screamed, eyes tightly shut as your freshly-manicured nails digs into the flesh of his shoulder blades. The wooden bedframe rapidly slammed against your wall, creaking under the weight of the two of you. The overwhelming pleasure creates a knot deep below your stomach, threatening to break each time Leon abused your sweet spots to their limits. He knows you’re close to cumming, your eyes losing focus on his face, your cunt clinging to him for its dear life and your breathing grow ragged.
“Gonna cum, L-Leon.” You managed to speak between your hiccups and moans, looking back into his eyes as he hungrily pulled you into a sloppy kiss. “I'm finishing inside, okay princess?” He smiled once you nodded, his thrust going sloppier before the two of you eventually come undone, breath hitching as you hold onto Leon tighter. You can feel his cock shooting his warm cum deep inside of your pussy, stuffing you full before he pulled out to salivate over the sight of his cum overflowing out of your abused hole, dripping down to your ass as lay there, breathless and splayed open for him to admire you.
His work of art.
The sound of your phone blaring your ringtone caught the two of your attention. Leon walked over to your table, grabbing the cell phone before he smirked upon seeing the name of your boyfriend displayed on your screen. “Wouldn’t want to make your boyfriend wait now, would you?”
how you ain’t hitting it like you ’posed to hit it. you slipping, i think it’s time i slip in, dog.
have thoughts abt re men or cod men? send it to my way! (im begging, i literally have the nastiest thoughts for these men) (゚ο゚人)) no proofread on this one, we going raw like leon. (but pls ignore if theres any grammatical error, im begging u)
#infinite darkness leon#infinite darkness#leon kennedy x female reader#leon kennedy smut#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x reader smut#leon s. kennedy#leon s. kennedy smut#resident evil smut#tw. cheating#tw. age gap#inspired by girlfriend - heavyweight#this was very self indulgent#need leon to have gray hair so i can called him a silverfox lol (‘◉⌓◉’)#im weak for older men#older leon kennedy#n
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bikini part 2 |r.c.|
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the experience with rafe had left you reeling. you still felt his fingers on your lips. even now, hours later at the party. the same party that rafe had said he would see you at.
you and sarah had shown up before it fully kicked off as john b had asked her to come. it was officially a pogue party rather than a kook party. kook parties were usually held by topper or rafe.
“earth to y/n, what’s going on?” sarah asked as she elbowed you.
you just shook your head, how were you supposed to tell your best friend that your thoughts were consumed about her older brother. “distracted, sorry. go have fun though, don’t let me stop you from bein with your pogue boy.” you elbowed her back, grinning a little.
she grinned and leaned over to kiss your cheek.
soon after sarah had left you. the party was finally kicking off. you had been talking to jj maybank and sipping on your first drink for the most part, bonding over the fact that both your best friends were dating.
to an outsider, it might have looked like you were flirting with jj. you laughed at something jj said and pushed at his arm, “you’re so dumb.” you shook your head, grinning.
jj smiled back at you for a moment but his demeanor changed rapidly. his face turning into a frown as he looked beyond you. your back was to whatever was jj was looking at so you decided to turn to see what it was.
it was rafe, and boy did he look angry. jj looked at you and said, “i’m out, catch ya later.” he threw his hands in the air and walked away.
you just nodded. knowing rafe’s reputation, especially with the pogues; you didn’t blame jj. rafe had never shown you that side of himself. you had seen it directed towards others in front of you but never you.
rafe looked pissed when he walked up to you. “was he giving you issues?” he asked, motioning towards jj who was walking away, not even bothering to greet you.
“no we were just talking, rafe.” you frowned at him.
“did he hurt your feelings? you’re frowning.” rafe wanted answers, of course, there weren’t answers to be had. his eyes scanned down your body to make sure there wasn't a mark on you.
you smiled lightly, “i’m frowning at you silly.” you got closer to him and put your hand on his bicep. “so protective and you don’t need to be.” as soon as you touched him, the memories of earlier came rushing back.
rafe huffed, “isn’t is fucking obvious, y/n?” you didn’t know what you did to annoy him so your frown returned.
“rafe- i,” you stumbled on your words, “i honestly don’t know what you’re talking about.”
rafe, getting increasingly frustrated, grabbed your wrist and pulled you to a more secluded spot on the beach, the two of you shielded behind a sand dune.
“rafe, i-“ your heart was hammering, you hated the idea that he was upset with you.
“just shut up for a second.” the words hit you like a slap in the face, tears welled in your eyes and you turned on you heel to leave, wrenching yourself out of his grasp.
his grip tightened and he spun you back around. before you knew what was happening, rafe had you pushed up against the sand dune and his lips were on yours.
you were stiff for a moment before welcoming his kiss. gently kissing him back. his hand snaked into your hair and pulled your hair back gently. he kissed your pulse point and grazed his teeth over it. you shuddered slightly, a chill running up your spine.
he pulled back from you and caressed your face, “i’m sorry i upset you. i just- i’m not good with speaking my feelings.” he sighed, “you’re just so damn beautiful and i can’t stand the thought of his hands on you.”
you brought your hand up to his cheek and you smiled lightly, “no one’s hands were on me. i promise.”
rafe melted in your soft touch. he visibly relaxed and put his head in the crook of your neck, “i’ve wanted you for so fucking long.”
you gently ran your fingers up the back of his neck and to the base of his scalp, “i’ve felt the same.” you whispered.
rafe groaned and said, “i should’ve done this earlier. seeing you earlier…fuck.” just thinking about it was making him hard.
“but what about sarah.” you frowned. his head lifted off your neck and he frowned seeing you frown.
“she dated my best friend. she can handle me dating hers.” he said briskly.
“you wanna date me?” you asked softly, looking up at him.
rafe just grinned and rolled his eyes, “yeah. wanna make you mine. don’t want anyone even looking at you ever again.”
your breathe caught and you crashed your lips into his, after a moment, you bit his lip and pulled away, “make me yours rafe cameron.”
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I dunno when you're gonna see this but take your time. I just wanted to know your opinion on the musical and if you had to pick a favorite NEW character, who would it be?
Ohhh lord. I’m preemptively sorry for all this.
So I haven’t seen the musical, and honestly I don’t plan to. I’m not much of a musical person in general. There’s definitely a place for them, but yk, I’m just not that into theatrical, over the top, song-filled ways of tellin stories…I may be in the school play now, but I’m a movie guy not a theater kid 🥲
Aside from that (probably small-minded) preference, according to what I’ve picked up from y’all, the musical apparently has done a lotta things with the plot/characters that I’m just not into. I guess I just am not a big fan of the musical’s changes. I understand that it's a different medium, and lets be real I know nothing about musicals, so I’m sure the changes make sense in context, but I dunno…it just feels so different to me, enough so that I’m just not interested in it. Plus I’ve tried listening to the music n I just don’t vibe w/ most of it.
>>BUT I did hear the Little Brother song (Daryl Tofa cover I think) tho and that one went pretty damn hard ngl. I do not like the Johnny/Dally lil brother thing, but BOY that song was AMAZING. Really dug it. Very emotional, in a way where I could really feel it. That doesn’t happen to me very often lol.
Idk tho aside from that I tend to refrain from commenting on the musical because I don’t have a lotta good to say about it, and I just don’t feel like it’s necessary for me to talk about something a bunch of folks like if I’m just gonna be bitchy lol. (Which is why I’m gonna tag this post very minimally lol 😭) Gah idk. Steve Randle and Randy Adderson deserved better.
More bitchin under the cut, because I have some very silly nitpicks that I know aren’t a big deal, but I keep seeing these things around and they irritate me personally. For stupid personal reasons. It’s totally ok to dig these things/characters I’m just a hater at heart lol. So yk don’t hit the read more if ya don’t wanna see me bein a whiny, petty jerk abt things ya probably like 😭😭
BEFORE that tho, some things I do like about the musical:
-Marcia looks perfect, no notes. Musical Marcia rocks
-Musical Cherry is also cool, n I dig her fit
-Daryl Tofa seems awesome. I like his Two-Bit, I like his Dally, I like him. I know next to nothing about him, but he was a fantastic casting choice imo. Two-Bit is still Emilio Estevez to me, but Daryl Tofa’s Two-Bit is pretty much perfect too
-Johnny’s fit is cool
-I like that the cast seems to like Marbit :))
-The way the cast posts things/interacts w/ the fandom is very endearing :)) I may not give a damn abt any of them really, but it’s fun seein’ y’all freak out abt it. Feels like watching a party from the sidelines in a good way- like I may not understand, but it’s charming and fun to see y’all happy ‘bout it
-Soda’s actor quoted the “People who stay and people who leave” thing, so I don’t even care much that he’s not how I picture Soda- like he clearly gets Soda n that’s pretty cool
Ok time for the whining
-“Chet” is the name my folks used to say they were naming me before I was born, because they thought it was an awful name and they thought it was funny seeing folks’ reactions. So I’m pretty primed to dislike him by name alone.
-Chet/Soda annoys me, Soda has Steve he doesn’t need some Soc jerk. Y’all have Parry for ur homoerotic Soc x greaser stuff, don’t kill Stevepop man
-Cherrycola is just Marbit but blander 😭
-I also am not fond of cutting Randy?? Like why tf did they cut Randy Adderson?? I liked him a lot in the book/movie, and he really added a lot to the plot in my opinion…But idk, whatever…
-“Trip”- shut up, just LET HIM BE RANDY, HOLY HELL! he could be played COMPLETELY THE SAME just CALL HIM RANDY and I’ll stop being mad about it :,)
-the Dally/Johnny little brother thing…it’s a take, but it’s the most boring take for their characters ever, and I just despise that view of Johnny. Idk if I were him I’d be so pissed, having a friend who’s just a year older than me callin’ me “little brother”. But that’s just me! I definitely see why folks dig it, it’s just not my thing.
-I am probably also personally resentful towards the musical because I couldn’t afford to see it this summer, which just felt very ironic considering the themes about class divide and all. Like great, y’all have fun spending a crap ton of money on a musical about greasers. I’ll spend mine on gas for my car. And food. Whatever. I was in NY this summer too, so Broadway Outsiders straight up haunted me. There were brochures for it in the hotel. We walked past the Jacobs Theater a bunch on the way to restaurants and stuff. The ad for it is in the background of all my selfies in Times Square… Aughhhh I’m bein such a bitch about it ik ik it’s so unfair and so stupidly petty for me to be so irritated about it. I know. I can’t help it. Sue me, I’m not a logical man.
-I do NOT care about Paul. But there’s more like…tension w/ Paul in the musical, so obviously everyone’s latched onto him + Darry. Fine. I just really really don’t care about him, and seeing something I don’t care about constantly is turning neutrality into disdain…which is again such a me problem n I needa just get over it lol. I won’t though. I wish I could.
-Not into the way Dally dies in the musical. It is cool, don’t get me wrong, I love me a good train, but something about the way he died in the book/movie felt more like Dally to me. Idk. There was more plausible deniability or something, like Dally could convince himself he was going down fighting instead of “giving up”. (Kinda crass ik but…so is Dally, man)
-The Socs annoy me. That is so hypocritical since one of my favorite characters is Steve Randle. I know it. I swear I do. But ughhhh I just don’t like hearing about them…I’m so sorry
-Soda shouldn’t be that buff man he really shouldn’t. Also feel like he should be prettier. Jason’s good looking, but not in a very “sensitive” way…TO ME! And that is ridiculously unfair of me lol. Idk Rob Lowe’s Soda is irreplaceable to me I think (I can’t help it he’s my gay awakening) (/J/J/J ISTG)
-I miss Steve’s vest man, it was so tuff. The way it’s cropped in the movie to meet the waistband of his jeans?? The way the collar’s popped?? The fit w/ the tank top underneath?? Genuinely the height of coolness to me. I had a denim vest before watching Outsiders, but after watching it I bought one in the same brand as Steve’s because the fit was so fire man (n it does fit better than my old one lol. IDK what it is abt Lee’s denim, but their jacket makes my shoulders + waist look so much better than my old jacket it’s great) tl;dr I miss Steve’s vest it was my fav Outsiders character
-I don’t r e a l l y care much about Ace…I mean she’s ok, and she does look very cool, but I just wish we were clearer on her…role in the gang, I guess? I dunno (maybe if she was Two’s lil sister it wouldn’t bug me? Like cos he canonically has a little sister?? Or if she was like…Sylvia or smth… but nah she occupies an entirely different role so idk how to feel abt that)
-I don’t like that Steve “travelled here w/ Dally”. Steve is SODA’S BEST FRIEND! THAT’S HIS WHOLE ROLE!
-They shoulda casted me. Look I may not like musicals but I can sing GREAT and it’s frankly appalling that there’s a modern Outsiders adaptation and I don’t get to be part of it. Smh. I’d be a great Steve. I coulda been Steve. Plus I’m Asian so yk. Diversity. (I’m a minor they could not and would not cast me lol this one’s a joke)
-I don’t love the Pony n Johnny as best friends take. I think they became close because of Windrixville, which is just another thing that adds to the tragedy of Johnny dying. That’s a nitpick tho again. It’s not that big a deal :,)
Augh so ik I needa just cope with all of this but y’know…you asked… :,)
Sorry again for all this lol 😭
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This may be a silly question, but why is Jimmy often made the youngest in sibling headcanons?
Pearl was the youngest in Empires, and is the youngest in Hermitcraft, so i'm curious why Jimmy is often made the youngest in these headcannons over Pearl?
Because most people don't know/don't care about/actively avoid learning their exact irl ages, and go off vibes. And if Jimmy has anything, it's little brother vibes.
He was already canonically the baby brother to Lizzie in E1, so it's easy to elaborate that into any sibling heeadcanons. And he's been known to activate the older players parental/protective instincts with his whining (I.E. Doc in the DO2 open day) while his peers like to pick on him, so it can give the impression of him being the baby of the bunch.
Usually Grian's made the eldest in skybling headcanons, so it often comes down to how he treats them and they treat him back. And no one picks on Jimmy more than Grian. Whenever Jimmy tries to fight back by puffing up his chest or threatening him back Grian's also quick to put him in his place. They even tussle irl. Given he's usually HC as taller than Grian (as is also very common with younger siblings irl I believe, too) if you put that into the context of a HC where they're siblings it gives the vibes of someone who's grown up being picked on since they were smaller or by someone who is older and has no reason to fear them cause the pecking order as it were has been long sorted. I think the crossover has a lot examples of this dynamic. It very much fits into the stereotype of older kids movies where the teenage older brother is a bully.
But then there's also moments where Grian is kind, and those moments are specifically of Grian being proud, or mentoring him. Grian is frequently just better at most things in minecraft in particular, which also gives the vibes of Jimmy being a younger sibling. Grian never intentionally depends on Jimmy. As someone with much younger siblings myself, the same way parents will say their kids will always be their baby, when you're an older sibling watching someone always be a few years behind you going through everything you already have you can easily fall into that similar mindset, and it's easy to interpret/elaborate that dynamic into that.
Compared to Pearl, who is very talented and mature, so Grian treats her much more equally. Their pranks are prank wars, not one picking on the other. Pearl matches Grian, which I think is why she's not just usually older than Jimmy but frequently Grian's twin.
I think back to the charity event, where Grian and Jimmy's interactions were them having a physical fight and Grian yelling at Jimmy to follow his orders, and Grian and Pearl's interactions were Grian turning to her for a hug while his mouth was burning and being vulnerable. That contrast definitely can give off the impression that Grian is more vulnerable with Pearl - something you usually see in siblings of a closer age going through the same things at the same time - in contrast to Jimmy who he is very domineering even if they're being affectionate.
Pearl is just also... Well, Pearl is a much more mature person in general compared to both of them. She's very silly and sometimes weird, very wet cat, but she's also much more put together, able to organize things like mail services and garbage collection, and she gets along quite well with older players easily. This is the hardest one to really describe properly, and it's the thing that least correlates to where she might be HC in sibling order, since there's an argument to be made/tropes for why any given sibling is most mature, but it's something that compounds with the other things.
There's also just the fact that Jimmy's skin is cutesier. Like they all have cute skins but Jimmy's definitely gives off kicked puppy vibes more than Grian or Pearl's. Jimmy also has that tattle tale vibe to him, he's not exactly quiet when people pick on him. He's also a bit obsessed with fitting in and being in a gang, as he puts it. It's hard not to get baby brother vibes when Grian and Joel bully him yet he still chases after them declaring them to be the coolest and wanting to be their friend. (The bad boys... depending on what part of their dynamic you focus in on you could make an argument Jimmy was the responsible one and see him as the oldest but I think the majority of their dynamic definitely gives him little brother vibes.)
I think a little bit is also probably just because she has a deeper more relaxed voice, while Jimmy's voice is often shrill and excitable. (Jimmy also does the whole Youtuber Interaction thing with how he talks to the audience and advertises himself, which definitely makes him come off younger.)
And another little bit probably is just simply that, of all the people Jimmy gets sibling HCs with, he's the least skilled. He's improving as a builder but it's a process we've been able to watch happen and many of the sibling HCs are the ones who teach him and encourage him. He's not really a PvPer and he doesn't know anything about redstone. When he RPs or dresses up he picks the sorts of things even small children know about like superheroes and cowboys. (He's one of the more aggressively PG folks too which means his humour and references often stay within the realm of things younger folks find relatable like tiktok and toy story). Jimmy also is quite adamant about his youth, like how he got angry when Impulse said he was thirty and fawned over Tango calling him young. Stereotypically younger siblings often try to pretend to be older, but in this case I think it just emphasizes that he is in fact young.
Contrast that with Pearl who is constantly aggressively learning new skills on top of just picking them up quickly, and he RP ideas are things like civil servants and stories with very elaborate original worldbuilding based on her own art. And she doesn't really ever bring up her age so you have to go searching to actually find it out. It's easy enough to look at them in a vacuum and see Jimmy as younger and less experienced still learning while Pearl is someone older with a more solid foundation.
Ultimately it's a matter of what you focus on, I'm sure like with the bad boys example if you pay attention to different qualities you could come away with a different interpretation, but I think especially among people who don't care/actively avoid irl information it's easy to interpret Jimmy as younger.
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omg!!!!! the seeun + yunjin dranble ^○^ mind is so empty they were so perfect <3 thank you for writing them u literally r so insanely talented (and so so cool i am such a big fan! read: kiss me on the mouth) 😵💫 also omg the ghostface thoughts????? so insane i actually started loosing my mind ^^
just imagine ghostface!siblings jakehoon who have been watching you, their adorable little neighbor from their window when you dress yourself and strip at night ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ n when they get the idea to get in your pants finally, they cant stop calling you and telling you to touch yourself over the phone with your room lights on so they can see and hear you :( and later when they decide to sneak in your house (while your parents are there!!!!!!!) and fuck u silly in your childhood bed saying it would be such a shame not to make you a mommy 🎀🎀🎀 n telling you how cute u would look with cum all over u! and all u can do is take it while you beg them to stop (but your body is saying something different!!!)
love 🎀 anonie!
pairings: jake sim + park sunghoon x f! reader
warnings: noncon + stalking + voyeurism + ghostface! stepbrothers! jakehoon + neighbor! reader + exhibitionism + pregnancy + virgin! reader + manipulation + gaslighting + oral + mention of hymen breaking + dacryphilia + lactation + objectification
💌: im soso glad u liked them <3 i literally Have to smooch u bc u r just the sweetest ever n ur lil msgs make me smile sm bc i nvr thought my silly lil writing was good enough to deserve ur kind words??? we r bffs now i hope u know this
stepbros! jakehoon being so sick n depraved they get off on scaring you into putting on a lil show for them. tell you to keep ur blinds open n lamp on while you touch yourself for them <3 tell u that if you dont put ur phone up to ur cunt so they can hear, that theyre gonna break in n touch your pussy themselves. ghostface! jake is the sweeter of the two, calls you pretty while ur knuckles deep in your cunt n tells you that ur bein’ such a good girl, promises to reward you when they get the courage to break in. ghostface! hoon is a fucking sadist. his dick hardens at the mere thought of pushing past your hymen n breaking it, wonders if you’ll cry from the pain or not even bother wasting ur tears bc you know worse things r coming.
they follow you around while ur running errands and then later that night, call you up n explain in great detail how you looked n what you did today ^^ hoon can’t help it n starts calling you all sorts of mean names bc how could you not realize they were following you? “you’re nothing but a dumb fucking bimbo made for us to toy with, understand? can’t believe you’re so clueless you didn’t see us,” he taunts, “or did you? maybe you saw us ‘nd didnt say a word cus you want us just as bad as we want you, yeah?” you shake your head at his words, phone almost slipping from your grasp while he continues to mock you. “no! i didn’t see you ‘nd i don’t want this please jus’ leave me alone!” you’re so frustrated. for weeks they’ve been insisting you’re a freak that wants to get dicked down by ur stalkers and you’re starting to believe it.
jake and sunghoon break into your house sometimes when ur in the shower. they lay in your bed and jerk their cocks together, cum making a mess of your pillows. steal some dirty panties too bc they r so desperate for your pussy n when they get back to their house the boys sniff ur panties like dogs ^^
they stop calling for a couple of weeks n let you think ur finally free from their torment, but when you find yourself impaled on sunghoon’s cock as jake slaps his dick on ur cheeks before sliding down your throat, you start sobbing bc how could you be so stupid as to think they’d seriously leave you alone? you belong to them whether you know it or not and they show you. make you suck them off at the same time n the brothers do their best to cover ur entire face with cum <3 wna make you completely unrecognizable by painting ur face with it n it makes you clench ur thighs bc the fact that they wna keep u for themselves must mean they’re in love with you.
the first time sunghoon fucks your pussy he instantly becomes obsessed. shoots his load deep inside when your hymen breaks bc the feeling made you cum first, pussy leaving a ring of cum n blood around his thick cock. the two of them are infatuated with your pussy ‘nd fill you up with load after load of cum even if your parents are home. jake’s fixation on your innocence is so sick, makes you cuddle one of ur childhood plushies as his dick rearranges your insides <3 likes when you bite them to keep quiet too
ghostface! jakehoon r also into the idea of getting u pregnant. tell you theyre gonna ruin your “mommycunt” n milk your tits like a cow bc ur nothing more than a breeding bitch to them
#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#♡.the honeypot#♡.sweetheart: 🎀#sim jaeyun#park sunghoon#enhypen#sim jaeyun x reader#sim jaeyun smut#park sunghoon x reader#park sunghoon smut#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut#💌.stepcest#💌.dacryphilia#💌.noncon#💌.oral#💌.pregnancy#💌.degradation#💌.manipulation#💌.lactation#💌.stalking#💌.virginity#💌.voyeurism
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jesus christ. guys. show is on its last leg. ep 9 of the outsiders. do NOT do anythin stupid. do NOT do anythin stupid. do NOT
well. if I have nothin else. at least I have my fuck ass intro.
damn were still down to 240p. still can't tell NOBODY from nobody
pony just standin there watchin the popcorn machine. also pony fumblin around for change for like five minutes.
who is this lady. Just stole five bucks out the cash drawer
'how come I don't know you?' 'you know everybody?' 'everybody but you' pony I love you. please never do anythin fucked up please.
I love how bashful n embarrassed n pouty n whiny jay pony is. he's just such a kid man.
steve n two n soda workin on the cars together aough. I love this trio. or I guess. Steve workin n soda n two just dickin around
TIM N DARRYYYY
'you know you got a mouth on you kid' 'eyes n ears too. what about em' TIM TAKIN UP FOR DARRY SO FAST. that's my BOYS.
the way darry holds tim back with literally one hand 👀 'eat this' 'button it tim' darry tellin tim to shut up n tim. shuttin up. hmmmm. yeah. alright.
pony bein whiny is so important to me. like. guys. he's just some kid. I love him so much. they let him be such a brat in this show. n that's so important to me.
tim n darry lyin for each other actually. yeah. alright. guys of all time. those are MY guys.
two salutin buck n buck goin 'unstable. definitely unstable.' I giggled unfortunately
steve soda two triobI love this trio so so much.
soda literally has a new girl every goddamn episode
darry standin with his hands on his belt buckle lookin at Tim like 🤨 that's his husband ur honor
literally every single one of the curtis brothers sneakin off to the carnival without tellin the others. unfortunately they're silly
pony got seperated from the gang within 5 seconds I KNOW he was always gettin last in stores n stuff as a kid
DARRYS GOIN TO BOX???? HES GONNA GET HIS SHIT ROCKED
why did tims money smell like fresh baked cookies
pony losin at those ring toss games n just goin back n tryin again is so funny. I just KNOW he would have dropped an INSANE amount of money on them things left to his own devices n darry would have KILLED him
lovin this random ladies outfit. she's kinda servin
pony is so. guys I know you're so sick of me sayin it. he's just so cute. that's my baby. I need to give him five dollars n a hug.
steve n two playin that game where you throw the ball at the thing n try to knock it down n genuinely gettin so heated is so funny to me. very in character. Steve would flip his SHIT.
'you find him?' 'no' 'knowin ponyboy some con artist just sold him the Brooklyn bridge.' ok one. HA. two says the man actively fallin for a carnival scam. n three. this is the first bit of pony n steve beef we've seen in a WHILE. hell yeah
what is this fuck ass hat on buck
steve soda n two perhaps the worst liars on gods green earth. what the hell.
'I got a pack a smokes right here! musta givin em up for lent!' n then the way soda palms two the money? clean as hell. also just loved that whole scene. more of them bein stupid fuckin kids yeah?
darrys goin to box n they don't know how they get the weights in the gloves. n also tims parole officer is there. Great great. very cool. this is goin well.
'have we met?' 'our eyes did' good lord. soda shut up. no more one liners from you. on one liner prison for a while.
Two's little giggle is everythin to me.
??? sodas flirtin n steve just reached around n put his whole arm??? around sodas chest?? 🤨🏳️🌈❓️
oh TIM is gonna fight oh ok. oh nevermind. Tim's convincin DARRY to fight. Tim just said 'cmon you can take this guy by hittin em HALF as hard as you hit me' n then did the stupidest lil grin. yeah. your honor I love them.
oh no part of the ep is missin
oh nevermind I found it on a different channel ok sick sick
darry HELLO SAILOR curtis
OH SHIT PONYS HERE!! he's gonna watch darry fight HELL YEAH
sodas on a date with the carnival lady n steve n two are just. also there. two just grabbed Steve n swept him down in his arms n Steve went 'oh the carnival is SO romantic' n bapped two on the nose n then two dropped him. actually ep of all time perhaps. actually wait yall have to see this. watch just like the beginnin bit of this
DAMN darry is a good boxer. AWWW TIM CHEERIN HIM ON FROM THE STANDS
darry n the fuckin faces he's always makin. I love that guy. also DARRY WON YEAHHH.
tim. do not fall for this. do not fall for this. do not fall for this. OH. he didnt!! in fact he kinda ate him up.
darry helpin pony at the shootin game n pony absolutely WHININ that Darry lied n came to the carnival. like he didn't also. lie. n go to the carnival. also the way he delivers the line 'you LIED to me man' Jay pony they could never ever make me hate you. hes so bratty n whiny I love that kid.
oh. very cool. yet another pitch black scene. where are they. what are they doin.
buck doublin down n goin 'that young man is unstable. Definitely unstable' god that's so funny. buck knows a FREAK when he sees one
THEIR CAR GOT STOLEN
two bit runnin over to the dunk tank n dunkin the guy that was makin fun of them earlier. I love those stupid kids.
'searched under the bleachers n all. no car. not even a two headed calf' 'I say we sue em for false advertisin' ok. again. one. HA. I fear I giggled. two. why the hell would the car be under the bleachers
can we get even one single light on in this shot. I can't see SHIT.
buck bein like I want the truth. about the car. n soda gettin this utter defeated look on his face. n then buck goin. you forgot to tarp it huh. n he LIGHTS up. the look of a man about to get away with it.
pony goin 'don't you UNDERSTAND? they'll break us UP' n his voice breakin when he talks about his brothers. aough. he's my baby.
darry agreein to throw the match in exchange for the car. darry feelin like it's his fault cause he said he wasn't goin to the carnival n then went anyways. how often this man is THROWIN himself on the block for his brothers. aough.
the whole gang bein there n cheerin darry on OUGH
also those are the bluest jeans I've ever seen
TIM N STEVE HELPIN DARRY BETWEEN ROUNDS AOUGH
steve yellin for darry to stay down n pony goin 'he won't. he's too stubborn' PONY N DARRY ARE THE SAME KIND OF STUBBORN MENTION YEAHHHH
DARRY LOOKIN AT PONY N THATS WHY HE GETS KNOCKED OUT. APUGHAGGAH. GNAWIN AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.
the parole officer literally already havin the handcuffs. goddamn. HA. TIM WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH BLACKMAIL. HE CAUGHT HIS PAROLE OFFICERS ASS CHEATIN
hes holdin that Polaroid up like how Ken holds the mugshot thing in barbie. does that mean anythin to any of yall. 'you know these handcuffs? they sure can... chaff a wrist...' 'this is blackmail!!' 'sure is. n I'm ashamed of myself.' TIM SHEPARD THE MAN THAT YOU AREEEE
everytime they all pile in the back of darrys pick up I gain 10 years on my life especially cause I KNOW darry is makin pony ride inside
ok. episode ever actually. great ep. wish they were all good as this shit. AOUGH. my KIDS.
#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#steve randle#two bit mathews#bros watchin#the outsiders 1990#tarry#stevepop#kinda#if you squint#in every universe they got SOME shit goin on
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title: a very furby christmas
pairing: pre-outbreak!joel miller x female reader
rating: t
word count: 3.6k
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summary:
it’s christmas eve 1998 and joel miller thinks everything is perfect.
well, until his brother admits he didn’t get sarah the one present she wanted - the furby. now, joel has to go out on christmas eve to find the year’s hottest toy that’s been sold out for months.
turns out, you’re on the same mission. and you’ve both found the last furby in town.
author’s note:
this is just a silly lil feel good holiday fic that’s been plaguing my brain. if you are too young to have experience the furby craze, i implore you to look it up. however, if you do remember, i hope this gives you a happy dose of nostalgia. gingerbread dividers by @saradika-graphics
tags/warnings:
pre-outbreak, no use of y/n, holiday/christmas fic, the last toy trope, no smut, age gap - not explicitly specified but joel is 31 and reader is mid-20s, the great miller gingerbread construction competition, operation get sarah miller a furby, some kissing.
“Dad! Wake up!” Sarah shouts, bursting into Joel’s room. She leaps onto the bed, bouncing on her knees and jostling him around on the mattress as he groans.
“Sarah, baby, it’s too damn early,” he says, pulling the quilt over his head. “Go back to sleep.”
“But it’s Christmas Eve!” The bouncing stops as she lays beside him, tugging the quilt down. “It’s time to make cinnamon rolls. And we gotta make cookies for Santa.”
Joel blinks, his daughter’s face coming into focus, bright brown eyes and a gap toothed smile filling his vision. Her hair is a wild mess from sleep and her unicorn pajama shirt is stained with toothpaste. At eight years old, she’s starting to lean out, her cheeks no longer as round and her limbs at that stage of awkward adolescent lankiness. He wants to sleep, wants a few more hours of rest after a jam packed holiday season of repairs and deadlines and supply issues, but looking at her smiling face and remembering that she’s getting older…
Well, that gets him moving.
“Alright. Let’s get downstairs and make Santa the best cookies he’s ever had.”
She squeals, scrambling off the bed and racing out of the room, light footsteps descending the stairs as he rubs the sleep from his eyes and gets up to find a t-shirt in the pile of laundry he’s neglected to put away, opting to dig through its wrinkled contents for what he needs each day instead.
He makes his way downstairs and to find his daughter rummaging through the fridge and pulling out eggs and milk for their customary Christmas Eve cinnamon rolls and the jangle of keys in the doorknob lets him know that Tommy has arrived.
“Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, Millers!” His younger brother announces. “Sarah! It don’t smell like cinnamon in here!”
“Dad woke up late,” she shouts back. Tommy grins at Joel as he passes, slapping a hand on his shoulder.
“‘Course he did,” he says with a wink. Joel rolls his eyes as he gets the electric mixer from the top cabinet for Sarah and preheats the oven for her.
“Y’know, Santa can take all those presents he’s got ready for you and leave them at other houses for nicer kids,” he says. Sarah’s eyes go wide.
“He wouldn’t!” She yelps. “I’ve been good all year!”
“Don’t listen to your daddy, sweetheart. He’s just bein’ a sensitive Sally,” Tommy says. She breathes a sigh of relief, her attention returning to her task of cracking eggs.
“I just really hope Santa brings me a Furby,” she says wistfully. “I want one of ‘em so bad. Chrissy got one when they came out in October and they’re so cool!”
“I’m sure Santa will come through,” Joel says, catching Tommy’s eye and winking. Tommy’s brows pinch together as he mouths, “What?”
Joel widens his eyes at him, a look that screams, “What do you mean, what?!”
Tommy continues to look confused and Joel squeezes his eyes shut, turning back to his daughter to help her with rolling out the dough she’s mixed up. She continues to chat about her excitement for tomorrow, especially because her big sister has agreed to stop by in the morning.
“You didn’t forget that she’s coming, right?” Sarah asks.
“‘Course not, sweetie,” Joel replies distractedly. The hours Joel works aren’t always conducive to a prompt after school pick up, so most days Sarah spends time with a volunteer from the Empowered Girls program that she calls her “big sister”. He always forgets her name, but he knows she’s a student working on her master’s degree in elementary education at University of Texas. Did he forget she was coming? Yeah, maybe, but he’s got bigger problems right now.
Like the fact that Tommy is acting like he has no clue he was supposed to get Sarah that damn Furby for Christmas.
Once the cinnamon rolls are in the oven and Sarah returns to her room to get dressed for the day, Joel smacks Tommy on the back of the head.
“Ow! The fuck?” He asks, rubbing the sore spot. “What was that for?”
“Tell me you didn’t forget that perfect little girl’s goddamn talkin’ demon toy or I’ll do it again,” Joel warns, already raising his hand. Tommy scrambles from his seat, hands held up defensively as he backs himself up against the counter to get away from his brother’s assault.
“You didn’t tell me to get one!” He insists. Joel stares at him incredulously.
“I sure as hell did! I gave you fifty bucks three weeks ago and asked you to get one because I’d be workin’ OT until Christmas Eve and it would be too late by then!”
“I thought the fifty was for me. Like an early gift or somethin’.”
Joel closes his eyes and attempts to take a deep breath. When he opens his eyes, he feels no more calm as he looks at his brother.
“Great. Now I’m gonna have to go to the goddamn toy store on Christmas Eve to find one of these things.”
“I’ll go for you,” Tommy offers. Joel hits him with a look.
“No. I ain’t makin’ that mistake again. You’re stayin’ here with Sarah and I’ll go get the Furball.”
“It’s Furby,” Tommy corrects. Joel reaches out and smacks his head again before he can protect himself.
Sarah returns to the kitchen, dressed in her Rudolph t-shirt and jeans and smiling brightly as she says, “I’m ready to make cookies!”
Joel smiles apologetically. “Bad news, sweetheart. I gotta run down to a job site and check in on somethin’. Looks like a plumbin’ emergency.”
“On Christmas Eve?” She asks, smile dropping from her face. “But we have to make the cookies!”
“I know, I know, but Uncle Tommy will stay and help you. Ain’t that right, Tommy?”
“Yep. And we’ll make cookies better than any your daddy has ever made, too.”
Joel’s teeth grind together at the dig but he keeps smiling at his daughter. “Right. See? I shouldn’t be gone too long.”
“I guess,” she says forlornly. Her arms wrap around Joel’s legs and squeeze tightly. Joel smooths a hand over her wild hair, glaring at Tommy.
“Sorry, sweetie. But the sooner I head out, the sooner I can get back, okay?”
“Okay,” she mumbles against his thigh. “I’ll make sure Uncle Tommy doesn’t eat all the dough before we bake it.
“That’s my girl,” Joel says.
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You knew you shouldn’t have waited this long to go shopping for your little sister’s Christmas gift, but you’d picked up extra shifts at your part time job since you weren’t flying home for the holiday break and time just slipped away from you. Now you’re entering your fourth store on a desperate hunt for the one toy she hasn’t stopped talking about since it came out in October.
“It’s called a Furby and the more you talk to it, the more it learns,” she told you, showing you the fluffy toy in a catalog one day. “Isn’t it so cute?!”
“It’s…something,” you replied, staring at its dead eyes. “And that’s what you want for Christmas?”
“Yeah, I don��t know if Santa will bring it for me. I told dad about it, but he’s been really busy with work and I don’t know if he remembered to tell Santa.”
You wander around the store, looking for the garish pink and blue sign that lorded over the toy display. You finally spot it, crossing your fingers as you quickly approach what looks like a mostly barren shelf. There’s something on the bottom row, but your experience in other stores has showed you that often people abandon their unwanted items in the Furby display, leading to false hope.
“Please, please, please,” You mumble, moving quickly now. You’re trying not to break into a run in the middle of the store but after so many disappointments, you can’t be blamed for your steps turning into a light jog.
A pair of unseeing mechanical blue eyes stare back at you from the bottom shelf as you get closer. Pristine white fur, pointed ears, and a little yellow beak encased in plastic.
The last Furby.
You’re so close to success you can taste it.
You reach for the toy, ready to scoop it into your arms and take a victory march to the lone cashier left working, when a tan hand emerges from your left, landing on the box just as you touch it.
“‘Scuse me,” a deep voice says, southern drawl blanketing the words. You look up, gaze meeting the warm brown eyes of a handsome man, tall and broad with messy dark curls. He smiles, all smooth charm as he says, “I’m goin’ to need this toy.”
You stand firm. “I think I was here first, sir.”
The charming smile drops. “No, I don’t think so.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Look, I need this toy for my daughter. I’ve been lookin’ for one all over town.”
You place your free hand on your hip. “I need it for my little sister and I’ve also been all over town today. If you needed it so bad, why didn’t you get it sooner?”
“Pot, meet kettle,” he replies. You roll your eyes. “Come on, please? Ain’t there somethin’ else your little sister is dyin’ to have?”
“She’s talked about this toy for months,” you tell him. “And she’s worried Santa isn’t going to bring it, so I wanted to make sure I got her one.”
He smiles softly. “Sounds like my daughter. She handed me no less than five letters to Santa to mail off askin’ for one.”
“So why didn’t you get one before tonight?” You ask curiously.
“My dumbass brother,” he says. “I‘ve been workin’ overtime for the last few months, so I told him to go out and get one. He didn’t listen.”
“That sucks.”
“What about you? What made you wait so long?”
It should probably feel weird, having a full conversation with a stranger while you’re in a stand off over a Furby, but the man’s smile has your stomach twisting, wanting to know more about him and oddly thrilled that he wants to know more about you, too.
“I picked up a lot of extra shifts since I’m on break. I go to UT,” you tell him. “Time just got away from me.”
“Yeah, I’m familiar with the feelin’.”
A crackle sounds over the store speakers, a bored voice announcing, “Attention Toys R’ Us shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes. Please make your way to the front of the store to complete your purchases.”
The man’s expression grows panicked. You sigh, taking your hand from the box.
“Get it for your daughter,” you tell him. “Keep that Santa magic going for a bit longer.”
“Are you sure?” He asks. “What’ll you get for your sister?”
You look around the store, spotting a sporting gear display. You take off in its direction.
“I’ll figure something out!”
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“It’s a Furby!” Sarah shouts, shaking the box in her excitement. “Look, dad! Santa got me a Furby!”
“Is that so?” Joel says, sipping from his mug of coffee with a splash of Bailey’s, his own personal Christmas tradition. “See? I told ya I sent out all those letters you wrote.”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She chants, running around the family room in her red plaid pajamas. Tommy, still barely awake, nods as Sarah shows him the list of features on the back.
It’s close to 9 a.m. but the Miller brothers had a late night of wrapping presents and drinking whiskey in order to have the tidy pile of brightly colored boxes ready beneath the tree for Sarah in the morning. Joel had also gotten her a new journal and a pack of Jelly pens, a few bottles of nail polish, and two new Beanie Babies for her collection. Tommy had sprung for a set of shin guards for when she starts soccer in March, something she was excited for ever since the girl she’d been paired with in her big sister after school program had played with her a few times.
It’s not much, but it’s what he could manage. Sarah is happy, her eyes lighting up with each gift she unwraps, and that’s all that matters to Joel.
A knock sounds at the door and Sarah races down the hall, Joel trailing after her trying to remind her not to open the door to strangers. The young girl doesn’t listen, instead throwing open the door and launching herself into the arms of someone surprisingly familiar.
You look up, eyes going wide in surprise he’s sure mirrors his own. Sarah drags you in by the hand, excitedly introducing you, giving Joel a name for the pretty face he’d been thinking about all last night.
“Hi, I’m Joel,” he says, holding a hand out to you. You slip your palm against his, warm and smooth, shaking his hand. The smile on your face is mischievous, the secret the two of you share dancing in your eyes.
“Nice to meet you, Joel,” you tell him. “Hope I’m not too early, Sarah said you open presents around eight and to come after that.”
“No, no, ‘course it ain’t too early,” he assures you. He realizes he’s still holding your hand, even as silence settles between you. With a laugh, he draws back, running his hand through his hair nervously. “You want coffee?”
“Sure.”
Joel leads you to the kitchen where Tommy is pulling a fresh tray of cinnamon rolls from the oven under Sarah’s careful supervision. He whacks her hand with a dish towel when she tries to reach for the steaming hot dessert and she pouts pitifully. She spots the gift bag in your hand and her eyes light up.
“Is that a present for me?” She asks.
“Sarah Elizabeth Miller,” Joel chastises. You laugh, handing the bag over to her. She rips the tissue paper from the top, reaching in for her gift with a wide smile.
“A soccer ball!” She exclaims. “Dad, you can help me practice in the backyard now!”
You share a look with Joel, one where his gaze is filled with gratitude and yours reflects understanding. The moment is made brief by Sarah trying to bounce the ball on her knee, knocking it onto a counter and subsequently being told to go put it away for now.
You introduce yourself to Tommy while Joel pulls you a mug of coffee. Sarah brings her now unboxed Furby into the kitchen, setting it in a place of honor on the dining table.
“Dad, can you put batteries in Snowball?” Sarah asks. She turns to you. “That’s his name.”
“Oh. Hello, Snowball,” you say, voice serious as you regard the toy. Joel laughs while he digs around the junk drawer for the rogue batteries that hide beneath bills and takeout menus.
As breakfast is served and toys are turned on, conversation flows between everyone easily. It’s a wonder, Joel thinks. You fit right in with his little family, like you were meant to be there all along. Maybe it’s the Bailey’s in his coffee, or maybe it’s the spirit of Christmas, but he can’t help the warmth in his chest as he watches you help Sarah with the Furby that started it all.
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You’ve been at the Miller house since early that morning, through all three meals of the day, many rounds of coffee, a screening of Home Alone and A Christmas Story, and painting your nails with Sarah. Not once does anyone make you feel like you’ve overstayed your welcome. In fact, as the day wears on, you can’t help but think that Joel, like you, doesn’t want the day to end. You keep catching his eye and the crooked smile he gives you leaves you feeling giddy.
After dinner, Joel and Tommy start gathering what looks like cookie decorating supplies. Sarah sighs and you turn to her with concern.
“It’s time for the gingerbread competition,” she says, more solemn than an eight year old ought to be. Joel leaves the room and returns with a caulking gun.
“Why does he have that?” You ask, watching as he loads a saran wrapped bag of icing into the chamber.
“They take this…very seriously.”
Tommy and Joel set up decorating stations on either end of the dining table, shooing you out of your seat. Sarah grabs a cookie from a platter on the counter and settles onto a barstool while you stand by, confused and maybe a little scared.
“Are you ready?” Sarah asks. Both men nod. “Start your construction!”
Joel and Tommy rip into the cardboard gingerbread house kits, determination in every move. Joel uses the caulking gun to lay a foundation for the floor of his house, followed by the sides and the roof in quick succession. While Joel is going for a well built structure, Tommy takes a more avant garde approach, using a combination of licorice and frosting to hold his house together.
“Are they always like this?” You ask, fascinated as you watch them.
“Sometimes they’re worse.”
Tommy chucks a peppermint at Joel’s head, the candy bouncing off his forehead and landing on his gingerbread shingles. He counters with a gumdrop that manages to hit Tommy square in the eye, angry curses falling from the younger Miller brother’s lips as he tries to recover and continue the construction of his mid-century cookie home.
“Quit fightin’ dirty,” Joel says when Tommy whines about him being unfair. “I‘ll only fight dirtier.”
You know that the words aren’t meant to be suggestive but you can feel your cheeks go warm nonetheless. The Furby in Sarah’s arms coos, a string of indecipherable words coming from its little yellow beak.
“What did it say?” You ask.
“I’m not sure. It’s still speaking Furbish,” she says.
“It said,” Joel chimes in, setting down his frosting gun, “that I’m the gingerbread construction champ.”
Joel’s little gingerbread house looks like it’s straight from a magazine. Perfectly built, structurally sound, and classically decorated with candy and sugar. You and Sarah both applaud as Tommy groans. His little house lists to the side and a glob of icing drips to the table.
“Don’t worry, Uncle Tommy,” Sarah says to her dejected uncle, patting him on the shoulder. “There’s always next year.”
“Alright, it’s time to start closin’ up shop. To bed with you,” Joel announces, steering Sarah for the stairs.
“Can’t I stay up later?” She complains. The Furby echoes her tone convincingly.
“I already fell for that last night. You’re not gettin’ away with it twice. Bed, and brush your teeth,” he replies, kissing her on the head. “Tell everyone goodnight.”
She hugs you and Tommy before heading upstairs, the Furby chirping as she goes. Tommy punches Joel lightly on the shoulder.
“You know I let you win, right?” He asks. Joel scoffs.
“The proof is in the cookie,” he says.
Tommy rolls his eyes. “Whatever, man. I’m headin’ home,” he says, hugging his brother. To your surprise, his arms wrap around you in a quick squeeze as well. “It was nice to meet you. Don’t be a stranger,” he tells you with a wink.
When the front door clicks shut, it’s just you and Joel in the kitchen. You’re inexplicably nervous now, despite spending the whole day with the man, and you busy yourself by loading the dishwasher with mugs stained by hot chocolate and coffee.
“You don’t have to do that,” Joel says, gently grasping your wrist. He removes the mug from your hand and sets it on the counter. He pulls you close, your chest brushing his as you take in a surprised breath. “This okay?”
“Yeah,” you murmur. Up close, you can see the stubble that’s grown along his jaw, the slight creases in the corners of his eyes, and that his nose is just the slightest bit crooked. A heavy palm rests on your lower back, the heat of him palpable even through your t-shirt.
“Can I kiss you?” He asks, voice dropped low in the quiet room.
You nod, unable to form words, but that’s okay. His hand cups your cheek and his lips press to yours and your eyes flutter shut, a sigh escaping you as you lean into him. It’s soft at first, experimental. A tentative exploration of a broken boundary.
You wrap your arms around his shoulders, holding tight as he parts your lips and his tongue tangles with yours. He tastes like sugar - peppermints and hot chocolate and cookies that he’s eaten throughout the day sweetening his kiss. When he pulls back for a breath, he dips his forehead against yours, smoothing his thumb across your cheek.
“Been wantin’ to do that all day,” he tells you. He kisses you once, twice, and is about to go in for a third when a voice from upstairs interrupts him.
“Dad?” Sarah calls. Joel steps back from you, leaning past the kitchen doorway to yell back a, “Yeah?”
“Snowball won’t stop talking,” she replies. Footsteps sound on the stairs and Joel breaks away from you as Sarah enters the kitchen, Furby in hand.
“Take the batteries out,” Joel suggests.
“I did.”
She turns the toy over, showing the empty battery compartment. Joel rubs the back of his neck as he thinks.
“Tell you what,” he says, holding his hands out for the toy, “Why don’t we stick it in the hall closet for the night?”
“Won’t he be scared?”
“It’s…it’s a toy, baby.” You stifle a laugh as he shoves the talking Furby beneath some towels in the linen closet and shuts the door. “There, now you can both get some sleep. You can play with Snowball again in the mornin’.”
Sarah yawns, nodding. Joel kisses her head before urging her back to bed. When he returns, his shoulders shake with silent laughter.
“What a weird toy,” you tell him, eyeing the closet suspiciously.
“Yeah, but it’s what got us here,” he says, pulling you into his arms once more.
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The Sun Also Smiles - Chapter 2

Chapters - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
Summary - With Mabel and Dipper's 16th birthday party on the horizon, Grunkle Stan takes to online dating to find a date for the party. Things start to get real weird real fast.
Word Count - 2,805
Pairing(s) - Stan Pines x OC
Genre(s): Romance, Comedy, Mystery
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SunshineSoul said:
Good evening, Mr. Pines 😊
BigManPines said:
Hey toots
SunshineSoul said:
"Hey toots" I like that. Do you actually talk like that in person?
BigManPines said:
Yeah. Got a problem with it?
SunshineSoul said:
Absolutely not. I love the way you talk. It's so straight forward and no silly business.
BigManPines said:
No Silly Business is my middle name.
BigManPines said:
It's not. My middle name is FIlbrick. Me and my brother have the same middle name.
SunshineSoul said:
LOL you're so funny. You type like you're nervous around me. Are you nervous?
BigManPines is typing...
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BigManPines said:
Yeah. I'm nervous.
SunshineSoul said:
Why? I won't eat you. Unless you ask me ever so politely 😊
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BigManPines said:
I'm just a shy old man if i'm bein honest
SunshineSoul said:
Awww. It's okay. I understand. I get really shy too. Especially around shy old men named Stan 😋
BigManPines said:
You're just sayin that
SunshineSoul said:
I'm not actually. We've only been talking for a week and I genuinely like talking to you and getting to know you. I mean that.
BigManPines said:
Well thanks toots. I like talking to you too. The fact that I'm talkin to you instead of turning on the latest episode of The Duchess Approves says a lot.
SunshineSoul said:
THAT WAS TONIGHT??? NOOOOO!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT 😭😭😭 Ugghhhhhh I think I've been working too hard
BigManPines said:
It's gonna rerun in 45 minutes. Definitely gonna tune in for that showing.
SunshineSoul said:
Yeah? You wanna like...sit on the phone and watch it together? Live reaction kind of thing? It'll be like we're watching it right beside each other :D
"Well?" Ford asked as he folded his arms. He'd been sitting next to Stan during the entire conversation to help him through it and even giving him ideas of what to say back to this mystery woman.
"Well what?" Stan asked back.
"Are you going to call her?"
Stan was quiet for a while, putting his chin in his left hand to start rubbing his stubble. He was deep in thought.
"I wanna but I know I'm just gonna make a fool out of myself if you leave me alone with her," Stan admitted, a little ashamed of this. He knew Ford was no better with this type of stuff than he was but he seemed just slightly more adept.
"Stan, I know how nervous you get around women. It truthfully baffles me but that's a conversation for a different day. But you've been talking to this woman for a week by yourself. Mostly."
"Yeah but what if I'm too gruff and off puttin for her? She seems like a proper lady. Like she doesn't even wanna get her hands dirty typa lady."
"Even the most proper of women can get down and dirty if they thought it was worth it. I learned that in college," Ford retorted. "Listen. Do you like this woman?" he asked, motioning his hand towards the laptop on the kitchen table.
Stan sat there in complete silence for a moment. "Yeah. I do."
"Then I think it'll be a good idea for you to have your first "date" with her over the phone. I know Mabel would think it's the most adorable thing she's ever seen in the world. She knows how much that tv show means to you." He crossed his legs then began bouncing his foot, thinking some more.
"I honestly think you should ask her on a proper date if this goes well," he added. "I've seen all the messages. Even the..." he cleared his throat behind a closed fist against his lips. "Saucier messages that I wish I could wipe from my memory. Where's the memory gun when you need it," he murmured under his breath.
"Hey! Nobody told your nosy ass to read those! Just the normal ones!" Stan said suddenly, his cheeks reddening in complete embarrassment now. "Better be lucky neither of us sent any pictures."
"Speaking of pictures," Ford interrupted quickly. "Do you even know what this woman looks like? I looked at her profile and she doesn't have any pictures of herself. Just her art."
Stan shrugged. "Iunno," he said in a dismissive tone as he folded his arms now too. "A babe like her has gotta be drop dead gorgeous right? She talks like she's beautiful."
"That...That doesn't even make sense!"
"And?" Stan laughed, nudging his brother roughly with his elbow.
ding!
SunshineSoul said:
Did I scare you away?
"See? She's waiting on your answer. Say yes. I'll just head down to the lab and the kids are fast asleep. Big shopping day tomorrow for them. Especially Mabel," Ford encouraged.
"Fine." That was all he could manage to say in response. He knew in his heart that he wanted to talk to her but he also knew he would find a way to botch it.
BigManPines said:
Nah you didn't scare me off.
BigManPines said:
I wouldn't mind watching the episode on the phone with ya. I've never done anything like that before but I'm willin to try.
SunshineSoul said:
Omg yay! I get to hear that Jersey accent in real time. I love it. My number is 615-333-3333. Call me when you're ready 💜😋
"Well! Good luck!" Ford said, slamming his hand down on Stan's shoulder before he stood up and stretched. "I definitely won't be listening in with one of my spy devices," he said jokingly as he walked out of the kitchen.
"You do and I'll kill ya!" Stan yelled after him, shaking his fist.
"Yeah, yeah," Ford laughed as he walked through the door that led into the mystery shack.
Stan sat there in the kitchen in silence with his thoughts. What was the first thing he was gonna say to this woman? Will she still be into him after the date? Er...call? It's not a date. It's definitely not a date. Unless she wants to consider it a date? Then sure. It's a date.
It's not a date.
It's. Not. A. Date.
A half hour later, Stan was sitting in his recliner in the living room, holding his phone with the mystery woman's phone number dialed in and sitting on the screen. He clutched it nervously, not completely sure if he should really go through with this or not.
It's not a date. It's not a date. It's not a date. It's not a date. It's not a date. It's not a da-
He closed his eyes tightly and pressed the bright green call button on his screen. It rang a few times before it was picked up on the other end.
"Lemme guess. It's BigManPines callin me up on a Friday evening?" She chuckled sweetly.
Stan grinned almost immediately from hearing her voice. It sounded way younger than he was expecting. He was expecting an older woman based upon her interest in him. Because what would a young woman want with an old guy like him?
"Yeah, it's...it's me," he said in a tone that definitely betrayed his nervousness.
"Oh! You sound nervous. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have-"
"Nah, nah! It's okay. Like I said earlier, I'm just a shy old guy. Talkin on the phone gives me the creeps sometimes," Stan admitted.
"You're one of the in person type of people? I get it," she said in a kind sort of voice. Almost motherly.
"Yeah, I guess so. I'm just super old fashioned, toots."
"Yeah? I like that about you though," she admitted freely with a hint of a smile in her tone.
She really was just a ray of sunshine that came barreling into Stan's life this evening. It really cheered him up and made him feel a little more at ease.
"Can...Can I ask you somethin?" Stan asked after a moment.
"Of course you can, big man Stan," she said cutely, laughing a bit behind it.
"How old are ya? You don't sound like you're even within ten years of my age."
She sighed softly across the phone. "I'm not a teenager or a youngin if that's what you're asking. I'm 36 years old."
Stan laughed at her statement. "36 is a damn youngin compared to me!" He continued laughing.
"Yeah true! But look. I think you're really handsome and from the looks of the pictures on your profile, you're so buff. You work out?" She asked curiously.
"I used to box a lot in my youth. I still do it from time to time to keep up the old physique," he explained proudly. "Ya think I'm buff?"
"Yeah, I do. I also think you'd be strong enough to throw me over your shoulder," she said in a very obviously flirty tone. "Especially if I'm bad."
Stan's entire face was red at this point. He was a very straight forward person but she...she was a different breed of straight forward. He liked it. He liked it a lot.
"You bad often?" he asked cheekily.
"Maybe. We'll just have to find out soon."
Stan chuckled to himself. "I gotta ask, toots. What's your actual name? I've just been callin you Sunshine this whole time."
A shy but eager giggle could be heard on the other side of the call.
"I like that coming off your tongue. It sounds...woof," she laughed deviously. "You can call me Sunshine or Sol. It doesn't matter which. Long as you call me." If they were in person, she definitely would have winked at the old man and made him go into cardiac arrest.
Stan's heart was racing at this point in the conversation. He was nervous and excited simultaneously. Something about this woman excited him in ways he hadn't felt in a while and he didn't know what to do with that thought.
"Sol, eh? Is it short for something?"
"Solana," she said simply.
"Solana. Name's beautiful, toots," he complimented with a smile on his face. "Solana," Stan repeated, trying to find the perfect tone to say her name in now.
"Stopppppp. I hate it so much. It makes me feel like an old lady or something."
"Toots, if I knew an old lady named Solana, I'd still think your version of the name would be just as beautiful to me as it is now."
"Stopppppppppppppppp. You're making me blush so much," she squealed gently. "I caaannn'ttttt. You call yourself a shy old guy but you're just an old guy who hasn't had the opportunity to let the real him out."
"Yeah, you're probably right. Nobody's felt worth it in my life before so I just stay reserved and emotionally cut off usually."
"That sounds so lonely," Solana said in a sad voice. "But that's why I'm here now," she joked.
"Yeah. I'm glad you're here now," he said gratefully.
There was a comfortable silence as they turned their TVs on to the station they needed for the rerun of the show. Once the show came on, Solana became quiet so she could absorb what was going on in the show. She wanted to blurt her thoughts and be over the top with her reactions but she didn't want to scare Stan away. Something truly outrageous happened in the show suddenly and Stan shouted.
"What do you mean, you need a date to the cotillion! You don't need a man! You're a strong woman, Duchess!" He whisper yelled so he wouldn't wake the kids up.
Solana jumped but she laughed at his outburst. "Exaccttllyyyy!!! She's built up her entire reputation as someone who is very independent and has made it known that her world does NOT revolve around needing a man! What the hell!" she added, following behind Stan's outrage.
"Exactly toots! This is ridiculous. This show really started to go downhill in season 3. They should have just ended in season 2," Stan sighed as he sunk down in his chair in frustration.
"I agree! I was so excited when I heard they were making this into a tv show. The movie was a masterpiece," she said with a nod she knew Stan wouldn't be able to see.
"See, you get it. My niece and nephew watch with me sometimes but even they don't get the intricacies of this show."
"That's so sad. I love analyzing this show. It's so deep," Solana said fondly. "It makes me feel so secure in my womanhood sometimes," she halfway joked.
"I hear tha-"
"SAUNTERBLUGGET?!" They exclaimed in unison.
"No way they brought him back!!! He died in that carriage crash last season!!" Solana said in pure shock.
"True but listen, toots. If they don't show the dead body on camera, I never believe someone's dead. I learned that with tv shows in the past. Somethin to keep in mind goin forward," Stan advised even though he was equally as shocked as Solana was. He just wanted to also seem cool to her.
"Ohhhhhhhh! I never even thought about that honestly. Oh my god. You just opened my eyes to a whole new world. Holy shit."
"You're welcome," Stan chuckled. "What a way to end an episode."
"Ahhhhh. I know! I can't wait a whole week. This suuuccckkkssss."
"Hey..." Stan started shyly.
"Yes?"
"Would ya wanna...Iunno. Hang out in person for the next episode? I could cook for us or order somethin. Iunno. Whatever you want."
"Stanley No Silly Business Pines, are you asking me on a date?" Solana asked, happiness very clear in her voice.
"Uh...yeah. I guess if you wanna consider it that?" He said slowly at first but gained a certain air of confidence midway through his statement.
"I'd love to. Buuutttttt, I'd like to go out to dinner if that's okay with you? And we can end up at your place for the rerun of the episode?" she suggested sweetly. The way she spoke just now, Stan assumed she would have fluttered her eyelashes at him if she could. Her voice was too soothing and too convincing to not give her what she asked for.
"Yeah, sure, toots. We can do that. We can iron out details tomorrow or somethin...Iunno."
Solana laughed loudly at Stan trying to act so nonchalant about this whole thing. "Stan, you don't have to act all cool around me. I like you just the way you are."
"Yeah but that doesn't mean I'm not still gonna do it, Solana." He said her name in a teasing manner, knowing she didn't like being called that in the slightest. But! He figured he could get away with it because of how much she seemed into him at the moment. It was a little bit of a guilty pleasure, making her squirm.
"STAN!" she said loudly, embarrassment so evident.
"Yeah, Solana?" He responded, smirking devilishly.
"Oh my godddddd. You're so annoooyyyiingggg," she whined playfully.
"Not annoying enough for you to leave me alone, toots. You're still gonna be here in the morning. But at least ya can text me now instead of usin that clunky ass dating site."
"Oh, I knooowww. I hate that stupid site. You would think they'd have an app or something," she sighed dramatically.
" I dunno much about apps so I can't say. But, I'm looking forward to your good morning message, Miss Solana," he said with a grin.
Solana's silence could only be interpreted as her being flustered. "Yeah. I'm definitely gonna send you your very first good morning text ever. I have a feeling you've never dealt with women who have manners like that," she joked.
"You're damn right," he joked back.
She laughed at him. She was so happy that he could bounce off her and she could do the same. They had the exact same type of humor and it set her soul ablaze. They hadn't known each other for long but she felt like she had the tiniest bit of a connection with him.
"Good night, Stanley."
"Good night, Solana."
Stan hung up the phone and leaned back in his recliner, laying his phone on his chest. He folded his hands across the top of his stomach and closed his eyes. He didn't realize how tired he was until that moment. He didn't usually stay up this late for the rerun of The Duchess Approves. But it was worth it to get to know Solana a little more and finally get to hear her voice. Her sweet and perky voice. If sunshine had a sound, it would have been exactly what she sounded like. He only hoped that the beauty of her voice and name matched her face.
Just as he was about to drift off into sleep, his eyes popped open and he sat up quickly in terror.
I HAVE A DATE! he thought to himself as he started panicking internally.
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