#brother what the fuck

[luvgavii]

this is my official apology to iñaki peña.. i miss you bbg come home

what the fuck man

[dadfag]

conversation overheard on my porch : “idk man if i went on a date with a girl and she ordered a medium rare steak… i think that would mess with my head”

[clingyduoapologist]

No fucking WAY I am seeing philza spoon feeding-esque shit in 2023

[kevyeen]

day so rough I'm speaking in formal language in text

[spearxwind]

Actually that last post reminded me of my bf waking me up in his sleep like just nudging me awake in the middle of the fucking night while he was still fully unconscious

[thebrokengate]

Dear corporations,

Don't tell your customers you can't send them your product because it's out of stock on the day that said product was supposed to arrive. Tell them it's out of stock literally any day before that.

That was shit.

Sincerely,

a very annoyed customer who desperately needed her laptop charger replaced and now has to wait another week for it to hopefully be replaced and not be told on the second delivery day that they don't have it once again.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[what-the-fuck-khr]

the Todoroki family my god……

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

[autogynecologist]

Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[whisperwillyou]

I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

[stemmmm]

if you havent read my wife's gf fanfic WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

(no sound)

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[iniquitousyearning]

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.