#broth making

[wisterianwoman]

10 Mistakes You're Making With Soup

Master the art of soup-making with expert tips to avoid common soup mistakes. From seasoning secrets to mastering creamy textures, learn how to elevate your soups from ordinary to extraordinary. Uncover the secrets of building flavor, perfecting consistency, and crafting wholesome soups from scratch. Generally speaking, I like to live my life humbly, knowing there’s always more to learn and many…

[tempo-takoyaki]

I forgot he had a birthday. Happy late birth little guy.

[rudjedet]

bone broth is also corpse magic

[wormontwostrings]

happy ending for broth boy

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

i am the milk man and i am here to deliver milk

here are my old price art, special delivery, enjoy dear fish

i will make sure to make him even hairier in the next iteration.... (and i draw hair individually......)

Hooooo i am breathing so normally my dearest

[wumblr]

it is once again bone broth thursday

[spiderman2-99]

Let me assign you an affection language.

A Knife Called Grief You have left your house, you have left those people behind, but what are you going to do about the memories which have taken root in you? You can run but not without them. You want someone to sit with you on this cool marble floor while the sun burns everything.You want them to cut your rotten heart and theirs too. You want to sit with it in front of you, let them see you with all your flaws, which haven’t been your fault but you have been made to believe so, and you want them to love you anyways. Because you know you’d do that for them.

[yoinked from iobartach]

[morganbritton132]

You said that you did not have tiktok, so you have likely not seen it but there is this series called roll for sandwich in which this guy makes a list if ingredients (like a list of types of bread that he has, vegetables, roughage, sauces, wild magic, etc) and each option has a number, so he rolls DnD dies and randomly makes sandwiches and rates them

Very popular, it has inspired a lot of spin-offs, people love it. He always starts with “Hello DnD tiktok and beyond, welcome to roll for sandwich a series were we let fate decide our lunch” it’s great.

My point is, Eddie would definitely do something like that but with one of his many hobbies and post it on TT.

I have not seen this, but I do love the concept. I do think I might’ve seen a spin-off though because my sister sent me a video of a girl using a d20 to decide which chore she was going to do next, and I can definitely see that one being used in the Harrington/Munson household.

Every summer begins with a deep clean.

Steve shampoos all the carpet. He pressure-washes their driveway. He declutters the entire top floors of their house. Eddie, if he is a smart man, cleans his studio.

Eddie is not always a smart man.

He gets distracted, or bored, or he just doesn’t want to do it, but this year, he’s determined. He makes a list of everything he needs to do and everything that he wants to do, and then he numbers it. He even starts a live-stream to give him more incentive to stay on task, and it works for a while.

He rolls the dice and gets a 4. He changes the burnt out lightbulb in the overhead light.

He rolls the dice and gets a 17. He dusts and reorganizes their record collection.

He rolls the dice, gets a 11. He paints the sword on his latest miniature.

He rolls the dice, gets a 9. He moves the couch to get the guitar picks that have fallen under it.

He rolls a 15, takes a break, gets distracted by a box of old tour memorabilia.

The chat is not helpful with getting him back on track because they are more interested in the stack of postcards that Eddie pulled out of the box. They need more than Eddie saying that Steve kept every postcard he sent him, especially when he looked at one of them and said, “Ha! In this one, I asked him to send me some dirty pictures. If I remember correctly, he did.”

An hour later, Eddie’s like, “Maybe I should get back to cleaning.”

He rolls again, scores a 20. Eddie looks at his list and reads, “Do something you want to do.”

He thinks about it for a second and then reaches under the couch and pulls out some ancient looking walkie-talkie, “Eddie to Stevie, do you copy?”

Eddie releases the button, waits a second, and then repeats himself. He does this a few times before he gets back, “What do you want, Eddie?”

“Wanna fuck?” Eddie asks. “Over.”

There’s a long pause and then Steve says over the line, “Did you vacuum?”

Eddie, who did not do that, says, “Yep.”

“Okay,” Steve says eventually. “Come up here.”

Eddie smiles brightly and tosses the walkie back down on the couch, before taking the stairs two at a time. The room descends in silence and then you hear static from the walkie followed by Dustin’s voice saying, “If you’re going to make a booty call, use your own frequency. Over.”

[asukiess]

ppl who say “the movie is better because in an hour and a half, it achieved what the show couldn’t in five seasons” like my dude. do you know what a show is? 

[fluorescentbrains]

tofu can be superior to meat actually. in some situations

[agnesmontague]

i realize the prevailing joke is time traveling to medieval times and making a peasant listen to heavy metal or feeding them a dorito or something but my fantasy is to be able to magically source a shitton of fresh ingredients from our modern era and cure some ailing villagers' malnutrition with a hearty vegetable stew or have a child taste orange juice for the first time

[ash-and-starlight]

sokka with nipple piercings, zuko with belly button piercing. this is all i have to say

oH ok. I see. I see the vision. 👁️👄👁️

[communist-hatsunemiku]

god i made the most amazing homemade ramen to date. homemade spicy miso mushroom veggie broth, roasted pork belly, enoki mushrooms, avocado slices, spicy chili crisp, kewpie mayo, hoisin, and green onions. it is soooooooo good

[creepyscritches]

Sharing recipes with my mom rules bc she also just vibes her way thru things. "If it smells good, put it in too" is our general soup recipe format. We really only write down the "how to cook this ingredient" type steps. Smelling my way down my spice collection like huh I guess the soup DOES need little a bit of a pinch of cinnamon...

[gavamont]

A wizard that makes magical chalices that infinitely refill with chicken broth, but where he gets you is the add on gems of noodles, veggies, potatoes, chicken, and other soup ingredients.

He says they have to be additional charges because you are crafting your own infinite soup, but he keeps releasing new gems for new additions you could make, and you know damn well I’m buying the garlic sautéed mushrooms gem for my infinite soup chalice.

[violetsandshrikes]

me and my best friend (a slow cooker) against the world