#bros gotta stay bros ☹️!!

[dazedpainter]

idk how to break it to you man..

prism horn belongs to @shrimplton!!

[wishchip106]

i’m getting pissed thinking about this one person i saw somewhere saying something about Charles loathing his disability so there’s no point in keeping him disabled in the comics

DUDE??? 😟

i feel like him being disabled is so important to his character and being able to show readers that having a disability doesn’t mean you can’t do anything

i wouldn’t say i’m fully educated in these areas and i don’t know how actual disabled people feel on the matter but representation is so important 😭

i get really upset seeing “Charles can magically walk again” “He’s fixed!” things like WHY??? GIVE HIM A CANE ATLEAST I BEG OF YOU

do these people do this because its inconvenient he cant walk??? that makes me so mad honestly

i need krakoa Charles with a cane idc about them having his rebirth set from before his accident i need him to show that you can partially corrupt a whole nation while still relying on an aid

or even better yet KEEP THE WHEELCHAIR (not the banana one get a better chair Charles pls)

added bonus give Charles Xavier a gun. An “excuse” to finally get him in the field as if he can’t use HIS EXTREMELY POWERFUL PHYSIC POWERS?? MINDWHAMMY THEM OR SOMETHING PLEASE DO SOMETHING STOP BEING A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

we need more disability rep please and thank you

gonna mind-whammy the ableists they don’t deserve their vital organs

me trying to defend pookiebear from the haters ^^^

[lewisvinga]

doctor! doctor! | lando norris x fem! reader x oscar piastri !

summary; the average life of a med student dating not one, but two f1 drivers

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; cursing, suggestive comment

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! as a nursing major, i <3 anything to do w the reader being in the medical field ! also didn’t realize for the messages lando is just ‘lando’ so pretend his contact is ‘lan<33’😭😭😭

masterlist !

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; my boys sending me selfies so i don’t lose my mind today 🧡🧡] [caption 2; reason why i’m losing my mind; my first med school exam🤓]

landonorris replied to your story !

landonorris u literally graduated top of ur class, u can do this 🧡🧡🧡

yourusername why’d i have to be so passionate abt this career 😔

landonorris bc ur super duper smart !

landonorris osc and i miss you!! ( he won’t admit it but he’s sad you’re not w us😒 )

yourusername i miss my boys too ☹️ ( he does this every time )

landonorris he wants to act so cool 🙄🙄

yourusername well tell him spring break is in 2 months and i’ll be able to attend at least one (1) race this semester 😕

landonorris as much as i wish you can see us more often, you gotta go help save lives !

yourusername and i gotta study so i can go save lives !😣

landonorris: good luck ! liked by yourusername !

oscarpiastri replied

oscarpiastri that latte looks sick😯

yourusername stfu i know ur sad that i’m missing so many races this season😒

oscarpiastri lando told you ?

yourusername yes u don’t have to act all cool or whatvr 🙄

yourusername my spring break is in 2 months, i’ll be able to go to a race then !😁

oscarpiastri 2 months TOO LONG💔

oscarpiastri and go study u have an exam in 3 days 🙄🙄

yourusername STOP I’M TRYING TO AVOID IT

yourusername nvm just remembered i dont know anything, i’ll facetime u and lan later? okay???

oscarpiastri already waiting !

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, and others !

yourusername: a week filled with clinicals, studying, cheering for my favorite boys, and more studying !

tagged; yourbestfriend, friendone, friendtwo, oscarpiastri, landonorris

landonorris: oscarpiastri look at our girl studying to be a future life saver 🥹🥹

oscarpiastri: soooo smart, future dr. l/n🧡

yourusername: i love & miss you both sm☹️

landonorris: doctor! doctor! i’m injured and i need help!

yourusername: not a doctor yet lan

landonorris: shhh play along

oscarpiastri: don’t he’s being mean to me

landonorris: LIAR!!

oscarpiastri: why’d u get black coffee u never do

yourusername: bold of u to assume i didn’t get a latte after trying yourbestfriend americano

yourbestfriend: you’re studying to be a DOCTOR, how do u not like black coffee

yourbestfriend: dawg who let us study to be doctors 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

yourusername: LMFAOOO

friendone: stay healthy guys , ur future doctors are currently making tiktoks instead of studying

friendtwo: like studying wasn’t making u lose ur mind too !!

username: y/n studying to be a doctor is so sick

username: ur the coolest wag

username: bro i’m a nursing student and i’m dyinggggg idk how u do med school

yourusername: me neither tbh

username: imagine studying to be a DOCTOR and BOTH of ur bfs are f1 drivers, that’s actually insane

username: i wanna be u

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; my loves 🧡always cheering for you both 🫂🧡] [caption 2; time for clinicals 😣 ( will watch race highlights after sigh )]

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; finally in my happy place after weeks and weeks of studying and clinicals 🤍🤍] [caption 2; my pretty boys 🫶 can’t wait to be a doctor and see them in the er from doing stupid shit🧡🧡🧡 ( stop jumping on the bed before one of you hurt your head PLEASE) ]

[mmpookie]

ARCANA TWILIGHT FLOOR 13 REACTION SPOILERS ‼️

I. AM. NOT OKAY.😭😭 BRO I AM ON MY. KNEES. PLEASEEE GIVE US A SEASON TWO STORY TACO OML 😭🙏🙏

OKAY NOW FOR DISCUSSION:

FIRST SHOUT OUT TO CONFRONTATIONAL ARKY GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENDERS 😩🙏

OK

THE THE. THE FRICKEN POLLUX IS CASTOR PLOTTWIST⁉️

I SAT OVER HERE DRAWING THE POLLUX BDAY ART .JUST. COMPLETELY ABSENTED MINDED OF THE FACT THAT POLLUX AND CASTOR LITERALLY PULLED A TWIN SWAP CLICHE ON US THAT IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

HE'S SO TRAGIC ☹️

BTW I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR READING THIS I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WAS THE CASE THE ENTIRE TIME OH MY GOD

I MEAN THINKING ABOUT IT I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED IT BUT STILL (EVEN SIRIUS WAS STUNNED)

Also teehee the dots are connecting with mythology again UGH it's so smart with what they pulled off I loved this closing arc for pollux

or I mean castor???

I'm not stretching right???

Also did they ever clarify what castor's fate of misfortune was? Unless I missed it, it's gotta be referring to his death right? Deffo gonna reread the story for when my arcana twilight withdrawals kick in to reanalyze EVERYTHING bc that will be fun

MORE MYTHOLOGY‼️

I've would also love to shout out how much of Arky's role of guiding us out of the Boundry can be paralleled to the greek god Hermes and what he symbolizes BUT BRO

CAN YOU HEAR MY UTTER ANGUISH?????? MY UTTER DESPAIR?????? I AM UNCONSOLABLE

I DUNNO IF I'LL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS LINE 😭 SORRY IT'S JUST ME PARALLELING SUMMONER AND VEGA TO ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE AGAIN. AND. AND. HOW RELEVENT IT IS TO THEIR BACKSTORY AND VEGAS TRAUMA OF BEING ABANDONED BUT

THIS IS SUCH A PERFECT LINE. THE BOW ON TOP OF HIS CHARACTER ARC. I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER

THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH A HADESTOWN FAN I AM SO IGNORE ME

Ok so at the end I was like NERVOUS bc there was the chance they could have MAYBE pulled off two different endings depending on whether summoner personally wanted to stay or go back to Mid Earthium- which would have been a cool opportunity that Storytaco could have pulled,, but I guesss instead they did the thing where the choices triggered the same response, but this time in the sense that the rest is left to your imagination:

*you turn around = you stay back at the Boundry with the boys (this is because if you turn around the portal magic thingy won't work)

*or you listen to arcturus = keep walking until you arrive back home (earth)

Personally I chose to turn around bc ,one, the story never really gave me TOO much reason to want to go back home- however it was back there- and two I WAS YELLING THROUGH THE SCREEN NOO I DONT TO LEAVEEE 😭😭 THE WHOLE TIME

Also the voice we hear at the end says

"Can you hear? I have a story I desperately want to tell."

And I?? Can't exactly tell what it means?..OTHER THAN A TEASER FOR MORE CONTENT?? MAYBE PONTENTIALLY?? But if it's actually obviously something else I missed please tell me 😭

Anyways end of lecture:

Pollux and vega ending arc top tier.

Arcturus hmm I wish they didn't gloss over the void arc so quickly 🤔

If they could have fitted it in there I would have loved if they had just a BIT more of a satisfying conclusion for spica and alpheratz yknow? :( just me??

And finally. I can be slow,,, so if there's anyone out there that can explain Sirius's whole spiel with polaris and everything with the time travel.,,,,,,, I really would appreciate it bc I'm still trying to understand 😭

(Story taco if you're reading this please make more story I love these characters too much ☹️)

[mera-k1]

helloooo ^_^ could I request the forced proximity (fluffy) prompt form your spicy summer list with Satsuki? Love your works a lot ☹️💞

hi, nonnie!! ofc, please enjoy~ thank you for enjoying my works~

Spicy Summer Event - July 4th

Satsuki Ito x gn!reader

-fluff, very flustered satsuki and then he runs away...

it wasn't uncommon for club candy to have over the top 'parties'. if you could even call it that at least... you had only tagged along when iori suggested you come along for the summer 'party'. you still weren't sure if you'd even call this a party since you were technically in a club... the sheer amount of people packed into the loud space was just insane. drunk people dancing all around with their friends or lovers celebrating god knows what. maybe that summer was here? or maybe they were just here for the hell of it.

you, on the other hand, were just trying to get out of the middle of the crowd that you had been shoved to by the countless people moving and grooving to the loud music. no matter how much you tried to squeeze through people, you were always whisked away by the crowd again and again. poor you... again, you tried to squeeze your way past two people dancing, fitting your arm through the gap between their backs to hopefully signal that you're trying to get through. they didn't seem to care though. and then a hand grabbed your arm.

you were about ready to pull your arm back when you were yanked through the dancing people you were trying to get through in the first place, almost smacking into someones chest after you were yanked through.

as soon as you were about to jump back from whoever had grabbed your arm, you let out a sigh of relief when you realized who it had been. "...sorry, did i scare you? i've been tryna help you get outta the crowd but i couldn't get to you..."

"jeez... you scared the hell outta me, satsuki!" you sighed, relaxing now that you knew who it was. "anyways, can we--" suddenly, you were cut off by someone pushing by you and forcing you up against satsuki, giving you almost no room to move as they danced behind you. "sorry- i was going to ask if you could get us out of the crowd before they pushed me..." you grumbled, trying to put at least a little space between your faces.

"..y-yeah! i'll get us outta the crowd! just- just count on me!" he quickly turned his head to the side, trying to find a way out (and to hide his reddening face from you even though the colored lights of club candy were already doing wonders to hide it) of the crowd. through the various dancing bodies, he thankfully led you out, keeping you close to himself to prevent you from getting swept away with the crowd.

it felt like the air was suddenly cooler when you both escaped the crowd and you let out a sigh. "thanks, satsuki!" you patted his shoulder, leaning to kiss his cheek as an added thanks.

"n-no problem!" even with the colored lights of club candy, you could see his cheeks turn red shade that could rival his own fiery hair color as he tensed up under your sudden act of affection. "an-anytime! i'm- i've gotta find big bro now!" he waved a sudden goodbye and rushed back off, leaving you standing alone. the poor guy, he couldn't handle another second alone with you after that sudden kiss... who knows what embarrassing things he would have done if he stayed...

[outivv]

I'm so distraught that there's people out there that fall for da wei's crocodile tears on the stream and going,

"noooo da wei is crying!! 😭 why are you so mean to him! ☹️"

"We must protect da wei from this hateful people, these people is such a lost cause and destroy the game 😞"

"You people is so full of hate!! 🤬".

Dear friends, (/sarc /neg) that is a motherfucking BILLIONAIRE and a FUCKING RACIST OLD MAN. that not just SEXUALIZE WOMEN but also CHILDREN in his oh so lovely games you enjoy! Good GOD they're babying him, maybe it's because he feed these brainwashed people with pretty characters and petty gifts and all that.

also fuck the fellow "boycotters" that says "go f2p guys!!" and then we see them still bought skins, collect hoyo's so called sorry "gifts", and goes "omg thank you hoyoverse for the gifts! we love you! btw stay f2p guys!!! <333" god spineless idiots, i'm so ashamed being in one group with you all.

I'm sorry for venting in your askbox, I don't know where should I go confess my feelings, because there's a lot of the so called "boycotters" running around :"(

Do not even get me started on the whole “omg guys da Wei is crying!!!”

Girl those are complete crocodile tears, stfu- you and da Wei will be FINEEEEE TRUST. TRUST. Bro has to approve most of this shit before it gets sent out, like he’s GOTTA- and the shit that has gotten sent out before has been sexualizing women and children- like you said!! So it’s like girl… girl he knows what he’s doing, HE JUST DOESNT CARE?? Bro if you don’t want you and your employees to be viewed as incompetent- then maybe DONT BE INCOMPETENT 🥰 OR RACIST 🥰 OR PEDOS 🥰

Omg… I’ve seen a few people on twt do that being like “guys make sure to be f2p!!” And then recently being like “wowww I just bought nilou skin!!” “Wowww I just spent money on Emilie banner!!” Stfu go away. Go AWAY. Hold yourself to the same standard you hold others to.

Like I’m happy for hyv’s “gifts” and optimization shit in the upcoming patch- but like 😭 girl that doesn’t mean I’m gonna spend money, they’re optimizing it so you don’t have to spend AS MUCH money- like good lord. Girl I’ll be saving for most of natlan if not all of it 🫡, maybe pull a character or two, but I’m not spending SHIT. Completely just… those people are boycotting for show, which is disgusting as fuck- and I hope their computer breaks.

Don’t be sorry for venting, it’s all good!! Gives me an excuse to messily ramble on about how much I agree with all of your point BAHAHAH

[localfanbaselurker]

I’m watching “Voltron: Legendary Defender” for the first time and these are my compiled thoughts.

This is Season 3

(S 1-2) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)

———————————————————————

<this one will be a little longer because I took more pictures when I watched these two seasons, as I got a little more invested in the show>

(Edit: apparently I can only put 10 pictures per post, so while I planned for this to be season 3 and 4, this has to be a solo season post because I have wayyyy too many thoughts and a lot of them need accompanying pictures)

Pre-Season 3

-> I wonder who is gonna be the new black paladin, I hope it’s Allura. Or Keith I guess, but his ass is NOT ready for leadership

-> I need to know where Shiro is. Bring back my Cruella Deville!

-> the witch is altean! This is gonna be sooo important I just know it

-> I wonder how Allura and Keith will interact now that she sorta accepted him being part galra. that’s actually a really interesting topic.

->Keith being galra is gonna be something very important as well I think.

-> Pidge BETTER find her brother and father this season or I swear Dreamworks is gonna catch these hands

Post-Season 3

-> ^if villain why hot?

->his ideals are giving Roman Empire. (I guess that makes sense considering he’s the prince of the Galra Empire)

->^hmmm.🤨🤔 (I know what you are)

->^Space TyLee! And Space Asami, too!

->^oh so Keith gets to be insecure now, I guess everyone gets their own “angst” episode

->^hes the first to comfort him! is this a “klance” moment? It feels like one

->^Once again have to talk about Allura and her dad. She already threw away all her dad’s memories and his “essence” of him. Now she can’t even stay connected to him by piloting his lion ☹️. I genuinely get so sad every time I think about her. 🙁 All I do at 3 am is cry. 😕

->I originally got super sad about that, but then she became the blue one and I was really happy. But I was reallyyyy confused about the schematics of the switches. (still kinda am) like the lions don’t fit their personalities. And isn’t it the point that they get chosen for a reason?? Like when the blue one chose Lance in s1? And the red one chose Kieth, etc. ?? I guess it makes sense for them to call on other paladins when Shiro “dies” (his ass is not dead, I’m 100% sure of that) but Allura fits Black/Red better imo.

-> But then again, I did like how it was executed/explained. “Oh Lance ur the new red one cus you accepted Keith as ur leader and now you have to be the right hand. Get it cus red is Voltron’s right arm??” like yeah. And of course:

->^Allurance!! I finally see it, now.

-> Also, my supposed question about “langst” was proven wrong, there’s more than just the “seventh wheel” episode.

“Not only am I not meant to be the leader, I guess… I guess now I’m not even meant to be a paladin”

He is really insecure about that isn’t he? Does any of this ever get resolved??

-> this season was huge for klance apparently. They have so many moments together. When they get dragged by evil elsa Lotor to that weird planet and have their lions talk face to face, the shoulder touch, them seeking each other out for/being the first to give the other comfort/reassurance, “Leave the math to Pidge” , Lance being the most upset that Keith isn’t at the parade thing, their teamwork in “Tailing a Comet”, “Yeah, who am I gonna make fun of?”

You guys just kept winning this season honestly slay.

-> The Lore drop that Coran did about the creation of Voltron/Original Paladins. Bro

->I’m still hung up on that. Honerva I could have saved you.

-> Gotta say though im all for an evil couple.

-> I loved all the S1 call backs to the original paladins “I’m a leg!” Like yeah 🩷 you are 💛 and the og blue paladin does the “lance in the intro” thing

->^When they form Voltron for the first time in the flashback, the colors are brighter, much like the original 80s show’s colors, and the captions later read “Defender of the Universe”, which was the name of the original Voltron show. This is an especially fun detail because not only are they honoring the “original paladins/voltron” of the show’s lore, they are also doing so in reference to the original show itself, which I think is all so beautiful

->Baby Allura is soooo cute!

-> We get Shiro back! I knew he wasn’t dead. Low key I was scared he lost another arm or something but no! He’s okay 🖤🤍

-> I did some research and it turns out he is in fact 25, I don’t know whether to be happier or sadder for him. On one hand, thank fuck he’s not like 15-17 like the others, on the other hand, he should be at the club. He should be finding love, he should be at his 9-5 paying taxes and doing laundry not having his arm chopped off and replaced with magic and having to fight in the space coliseum and then escaping and having to pilot a giant robot and be a part of an intergalactic war. (I suppose that last part is true for all of them, but the rest is shiro-specific, and it all makes me a little sad)

-> call me crazy but he looked hotter when his hair was long

-> on that note, WHERE did he find a razor. Did he just use a sword or something?? Like in mulan??

-> in “Tailing a Comet”, they apparently meet alternate space reality!Kuvira from atla:lok , and ASR!Bataar Jr. I mean, really, down to the bun and the mole, as well as the controlling dictatorship-esque behavior and the “really, this is actually for their own good” attitude when it comes to said controlling behavior. Did the writers of each show just share ideas or??

-> im so serious with that last question. The thing that came out of the “quintessence rift” that the original paladins had to fight? A dark spirit from LoK: Book 2: Spirits. Whatever tf happened to zarkon when he got too close? When Unalaq got possessed by Vaatu. I mean really, were they just passing cards like go fish?

->I genuinely cried when Keith left for the Blade of Marmora (to save time, I’m gonna start calling them the “Blades” or “BOM”)

-> however, I feel like him leaving for the blades is gonna be really plot relevant later on

-> I think that’s when S3 ended im pretty sure. I don’t have further thoughts other than those I could’ve discussed if I could upload enough pictures for my S4 thoughts that accompanied them.

These are thoughts I’ve had compiled for a while. I finished S3 on 06/26/24 and S4 on 06/30/24. As of today (07/3/24) I am on S5E3.

I will continue to post my thoughts/Updates on the tag “laura’s first vld”

[hyeosi]

im bored so i came to bother you 😊 hi 😊

bro the school year is almost ending ⁉️⁉️ like 8th grade was so fun for me my class is so entertaining 😁💯 we have barely 2 weeks left of school and then it’s exams 🤢 and summer holiday 🥳 kinda don’t wanna switch classes next year and stay with my current class yk 😕

also tried to encourage my friend to confess to his crush of 2 years (who also very obviously likes him back but both are too pussy to do anything) for her upcoming birthday 😀 well that failed ofc ☹️ one day when he’s old he’ll die alone and watch as his crush marries someone else and regrets not doing something about his crush 🥲

WHY ME?? (pls bother me more often !!!😘) IM SO GLAD THAT 8TH GRADE IS ALMOST DONE LIK IM TIRED !! if i could rate my grade 8 experience it would probably be a 4/10 like im so tired and i just want this grade to ENDDD 😭 I SEE U OVER THERE MISS WANNABE CUPID 🤭🤭 tbh yea i agree with you if THEY BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER SO ITS A WIN WIN😁💯 SAUR but one of them has to take the leap of faith nd stop being pussies 😞 its understandable why someone would be to scared to confess to their crush tho 🤷🏾‍♀🤷🏾‍♀ U GOTTA HELP HIM THO HES GONNA BE SOBBING WHEN HE IS OLDER AND HE REALIZES THAT IF HE HAD MORE COURAGE HE COULD PULL 🤧

[milesworld96]

Pt 2 of me freaking the fuck out

OMG SHINSUKE HAIIII❤️❤️❤️

Oh my Shinsuke😳

I desperately need him to murder a mf rn

OMG CANDICE PROMO

HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAI GRILIE😍😍😍😍😍😍

OMG INDI SPOTTING WSG GIRLIEE💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Wsg Xia☺️☺️

XIA WTTFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOO

CANDICE NOOOOOOOOOO☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

XIA WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭

Canidice girl NOO💔💔 I hope that this is a fake out and she didn’t actually get hurt

SAMIJEY SIGHTING

JEY NO DO NOT FUCKING TAGTEAM W CODY, STAY SINGLES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I SWEAR

STOP MENTIONING RHEA

RHEA & JEY ISNNOT FUCKING HAPPENING

YALLS WILL NOT GET IT OVER

DREWWWWWWW

Bisexual lighting

Oh god I got chills, literal chills

THIS SHIT GOT MY SO HYPED

DREW

Fuck that pandemic dawg

THE KEEP MAKING THESE DOPE ASS PROMOS FOR SETHS OPPONENTS AND THEN THEY ALWAYS LOSE

PLEASE SETH TAKE THIS FUCKING L AND LET DREW WIN

I NEED IT PLEASE

OMG ZOEY PROMO, I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HER FIGHT

IM ONLY LOOKING FLRWARD TO THE MATCH 4 RHEA ZOEY AND RAQUEL💪💪💪

LIKE THEY MY BADASS MFS

BASZLER IS OKAY BUT SHE AINT MY FAV

AND HONESTLY FUCK NIA

BROOOOO I HAVE SETHS GLASSES SAVED TO MY AMAZIN WISHLIST LMFAOO💀💀💀

Can’t wait to see Seth serve cunt on crown jewel again

Nah but Seth right tho, sorry Drew☹️💔

OMG JD HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

DAM HE RAG DOLLING HIS ASS AROUND😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

This match is SERVING

GOD DAMN JD FUCKING LAUNCHED OVER😭😭😭 bros head bounced like a basketball

GIRL SETH RELLLAAAAXXXXXX😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

LMFAAAOOO THE JD SIGN, DONT DONHIM LIK E THAT HE JUST GOT A SQUARE HEAD😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

HAIHIAHIUIAHIAHAIAHAIHIAHIAHIAHAI

Damn why he get on JD like that when pinning😧😧

Nah but he fucking killed bro fr😭😭😭😢😢😢

Drew wins against Seth, and Damien fakes out on it and cashes in on Roman + Drew joins jd🥺🥺 (/j)

LMFAAAOOOOOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER😭😭😭😭 NOT THE HART FOUNDATION

girl Natalya how r you gonna do the most bland ass costume yet? DO BETTER😤😤

OMG BECKY HAAI (I like her now again now that she lost☺️)

If Chelsea doesn’t win imma be pissed

LMAO THE PIE IMMEDIATELY💀💀💀💀

NAH SHE TRYNA DROWN CHELSEA😨😨

Seeing the camera crew on tv is so funny to me, because they just sitting against the Barricade

GIRL NIKKI 😭😭

THE CANDY CORN🤯🤯🤯 this is so hardcore, you’re so right Michael

WHOPPERS😍😍😍😍 (sorry I love them don’t judge me)

AAAAAA I WAS RIGHT CHELSEA WONNNNNNNNNNN

THEY ARE THE MOMENT

The punisher…Damien Priest….Frank Castle….I need someone to do Damien as Frank Castle or reverse bc WHAT why did I never think of this

HIIII SAMI😊😊😊😊🫶🫶🫶

Nah Damien fucking DIPPED

He ain’t want none of Sami’s bs😭😭

LMFAAOOO DAMIEN💀

Hire El Generico

YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS DAMIENS OLD MOVE

OMG JEYYYYYYY HII GIRL

Old man yaoi vs Sad cat eyes yaoi

NOOOOO WHY YOU GOTTA STOP THE MATCH JEY IT WAS SO GOOD

Yo wsg Cody

Cody should cut the hoodie holes lower yknow like like like appeal to your audience bro

And Jey WHAT HAPPENED TO UR CROPTOPS💔💔💔

THANK YOU 4 SAVING HIM JD

HELLUVA KICK OMFG

JD IS FUCKING DEAD

uh uh don’t like that

DIDNT EVEN BREAK THE TABLE

table strong asf

Sami hugging Cody to get him to brutalize Jd again

GIRL WHY ISNT THE TABLE BREAKING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cody fucking going crazy dawg

Sorry Cody I love your ass buut…. Gotta stick w my favorite old goth man

[pervysenpaix]

Hi friends ! So I’m sitting here thinking about Dickhead Deku ☹️ MDNI

Deku wasn’t the most confident in high school, especially when compared to his besties Katsuki and Shoto.

Girls often told him that he was “cute” or “adorable”, but that wasn’t what he was going for.

He wanted to be hot 🥵

So the cute little bean pierced his tongue and nose, tatted “DE” “KU” on his calves and got an undercut.

By the 3rd year came around his was rolling in cewchie, often catching more snatch than his bros.

Except Kirishima. He’s a fucking WHORE.

Our bean’s confidence was at and all time high. Ego boosting even further during his ProHero debut.

Isaiah Niggadoriya was in full effect.

I’m talking ULTIMATE LIGHTSKIN.

More toxic than a Brent Faiyaz album.

If Deku saw a girl, and he wanted her, he got her. No questions asked.

With his charming white smile, cute freckles, mischievous eyes and bo legged stance that indicated something heavy hanging between his thighs 🌚. Nobody turned down the symbol of hope.

Nobody except you.

See, you were the cute girl that worked in the social media department at Endeavor’s agency. You’d been assigned to handle all of Shoto & Dynamight’s platforms because Shoto lacked people skills and Kacchan kept flashing out on trolls. Even claimed to be dating some girl that trolled him in America 🌚

This meant that you spent a good amount of time hanging around the hero, taking candids and getting quotes. Which in turn led to you spending a good bit of time with his friends.

“Hi (Y/N) thank you for the Soba. It was delicious.” Shoto smiled, giving you a cute head pat and taking the seat next to you. It felt kinda antiblack but he’s fine so whatever 🥲. “You’re welcome , Sho. Gotta keep my boys fed”. A deep chuckle sounded as Midoriya walked through the door, “I like to eat too, doll”.

Now, any other girl would’ve been on their knees right then and there but you scoffed, looking him up and down to return your attention to the two heroes that you’d been assigned too.

Deku hated this.

He’d been trying to get with you since you started working with his buddies but you wouldn’t give him the time of day.

He was convinced that the only words you knew were. “STOP” “NO” and “DONT”.

At least that was what he thought until he stayed late one night and heard you screaming “NO DON’T STOP!” From Yo Shindo’s office.

YO FUCKING SHINDO ?

He was baffled.

You didn’t give him the time of day but you were fucking the great value version ?

Terrible.

“Really, YN?” Midoriya raised a brow , “Shindo? Baby , why go generic when you can have the real thing ?” A look of pure disgust crossed your features. “Let’s not compete where you don’t compare, Deku. At least Shindo knows how to treat a woman.” You gathered your things to head towards the car, he followed you of courses. Keeping as eyes glued on your ass that jiggled every time you took a step. Good god, he though as he held the door open. “I’ve never gotten any complaints from my lady friends”. You groaned, “that’s cause you’re cringe af. I’ve seen both Kat and Sho’s phones and anyone who refers to themselves as “pussy destroyer” followed by countless photos of them and multiple women in compromising positions is a “no” for me.”

Well damn. Couldn’t really argue when you put it like that. “I like nice guys” you continued, “guys that take me on dates and ask me about my day. Guys that aren’t just trying to fuck”. It was really hard for him not to laugh. Did you really think Shindo was genuine ? He’d been fake since high school. To think he’d actually scammed his way into your pants, and apparently your heart with the way you smiled absentmindedly at the thought of him.

Okay, if you wanted a nice guy then that’s what he’d be. Taking it back to high school, he turned into that cute , nerdy guy that all the girls friendzoned. Always popping up to say hi, being overly friendly and making conversation, pretending to care when you rambled about your day, acting like he was getting flustered from being near your when he was really blushing at the thought of how good you’d look choking on his dick.

Eventually, he’d gotten close enough for you to consider him a friend. Unfortunately, you’d also gotten even closer to Yo, unaware that he was fucking random fan girls every week because you were so “in love”. Lucky for you Izuku was, recording every encounter, sometimes even setting them up. “Hey, bro. I think that girl wants to talk to you.” He’d wink and pat Yo’s shoulder and the idiot would bite every time.

Finally, the time had come for some “anonymous” person to airdrop you the videos of Yo fucking around. You were distraught, in a complete state of disarray. Lucky for you, your good friend Izuku just happened to be walking around the corner when you started crying. “Hey , it’s okay. Forget him, he’s an asshole. My place is nearby, let’s go. We can watch movies and eat ice cream. You’ll forget all about him.”

Now you’re in his bed, two fingers rubbing your tongue, brushing the back of your throat and collecting saliva to rub on your budding nipples while he sucks on your clit and fingers your cunt.

He was right. You did forget about him. You couldn’t even remember his name after the third orgasm. All you could say was “Deku” and he hasn’t even pulled his dick out yet. His cock was twitching in his pants and he moaned around your bud as your pussy gushed on his fingers. Maybe when he fucked you, then you’d forget your name as well.

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[startaee]

EREN, BAKUGO, SUNA AND BAJI DURING A ZOMBIE INVASION !! (separately)

really rough work- like fr just me brainstorming rn.

reblogs are appreciated !

NOTE : this was written in JAN 31st on my wattpad acc !!

zombies, suicide, murder, betrayal, mentions of blood - its really not as dark as the warnings seem- like these are just plots but im putting trigger warnings cuz like they are all a summarised version of the oneshots . trust me this is just crack fluff and a lil angst all cool👌

okay so like i just watched all of us are dead and oh my fucking god. the plot, the acting, the characters, the directing- so good. it was so good oml and while watching it, i had this thing going in the back of my head ;

how would suna be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

suna tbh would definitely be in the volleyball practice room and wouldve called u to watch him n stuff. so you, suna, atsumu, osamu are literally the only ones there cuz idk- u n rin just flirting and like atsumu and osamu are like so done w yall like kiss already 🙁🙁 and then yall hear this loud ass scream oml so like yall are all confused like what happened ???? and then osamu goes out to check and comes back running and locks the door so fast lmao- atsumu is literally so fucking scared u guys like shaking rn 😱😱 and suna instinctively throws himself infront of u.

so like osamu is like "guys??? remember how we were talking about what would happen if zombies were real?"

"well they are, so we gotta do smthg-" and atsumu is like bro no omg i cant die n stuff and he's legit on the verge of tears- suna whips his phone out guys 😔✋ and literally starts a fucking insta live gbye- he's like, y/n stay here its not safe. and then he's peaking out of the window and raising his phone 🤳 like "guys look there's zombies at our school omg 😱" LMAO- but no fr like the volleyball gym is the best place to be at a time like this cause it has a bathroom and food and its got this big ass steel door lmaooo so yalls are safe and suna is documenting everything w ur phone cuz his battery ran out 😋🤘

how would katsuki (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

this man will make sure nobody touches him or you. he wont mind sacrificing his classmates if he has to. but you? nah he's gonna make sure he protects you till his last breath. he wants to save himself too, but you're his first priority. so if he gets bitten, he's gonna tell you that he likes you and then kword himself 😔😔😔 but like he wont make a slip up like that so he'll live w u then take u for a date after this is all done lol

how would eren (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

like he was practicing in the field w two of his teammates; jean, connie and his coach; levi. so they see some ppl running and screaming- and connie, while passing the ball to him, goes "lol bro what if its a zombie apocalypse" and jean is like "then he'll definitely confess to y/n" and they laugh 😂🤨😐😶☹️

then levi is like, "oi why are you kids running? what's the problem?" and then they're all still screaming. a few seconds in, and they see a janitor with a really red lips run towards the crowd. now these 4 ppl are actually smart, so they don't wait around and run out of the school right. levi is like get in my car guys hurry up. and eren is about to- then he's like oh fuck no. so he realises you may be in the school and stuff. so he's like guys, ily gtg. and connie is like fuck man, *abt to get out cause he aint gonna let his homie die alone like that* and jean is holding him back like nah bro he finna die, you finna die, we all finna die 😔✋ so levi has given eren some hockey kit he found in his trunk? idk like kneepads and just heavy full sleeves and facegear and thick pants so that he wont get bitten and eren wears his jacket over the tee, with the thing '10' written at the back, 10 is eren's jersey number and uk that cause you always have your eyes set on him when he's playing.

so he's on his way into the school and you're like frantically searching for him at the football field and look at the school door, and see his jersey and yell so loud "EREN DONT GO !!!" and he looks back like huh??? 🤨🤨🤨 and then the way he runs to u- 😭😭😭 literally picks u up and bolts so fast 😭😭😭 cause when you screamed, you attracted a ton of zombies. and levi is waiting there, the getaway driver. connie is praying that eren comes back, w or w/o u lol. and jean is giving him the side eye cause he's an atheist lmaoo- so yeah eren comes back, holding u in bridal style and gets in the car. levi is like wait check for bites, and jean is like, yeah bro we'll give you privacy😏😏😏

and then connie is like no fr check like what if she was bitten- and u didnt even have a small blood drop- turns out that you forgot u had school and came after the third period and when you came everything was chaotic. nevertheless, you still let eren check u for bites cause like that's so important in this situation and hes like "nah she doesn't have no bites." "yet. 😏🥴😉" LMAO

and how would baji be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

so we all know baji is a crazy man. now he's the type of guy who will beat everyone up and protect u at the same time. but like at the end, when yall are just abt to be saved, there's just one zombie left, you're trynna get onto the helicopter and he's obviously putting u before him, and then a zombie bites him and he goes, "i really like you. since I can't take you out on a date, can you consider this the best date of your life?"

and youre like screaming like omg naurrr n stuff lmao

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

I have an idea for a funny post: MC superglued a harmonica to the brother's mouth while their sleeping as a prank.

(This is not an original idea, I got this from Youtuber Ben Phillips. I hope this doesn't count as copyright! ☹️)

I dont think this would be considered copyright but if anything thanks for sharing the youtuber who came up with the idea :)

SUPERGLUEING HARMONICA TO THE BOIS

As the quality prankster you are, today you've decided to do a little something to your favorite demon bros for some funsies. You saw the idea on deviltube and thought it'd be fun to do it yourself.

💙LUCIFER

- good luck trying to even get near a sleeping lucifer. He is either awake or he will wake up when you enter his bedroom

- the most likely result of doing this prank to him is that he'll catch you in the act and it'll back fire TERRIBLY

- punishments can vary in any form depending on what his mood with you is however dont be surprised if he attempts to superglue the harmonica to YOUR mouth

- if you suceed though then you better pray to god himself that he doesnt figure out it was you cause he'll be pissed and everyone will be losing their minds in the HoL and RAD, you'll embarass him publicly to a whole new level and he will not be soft on you when he finds the genius behind the prank

💛MAMMON

- easiest one to prank since he is almost with you at all times, all you need to do is to have him sleeping near you to pull out your magmum opus of a prank

- once awaken he'll lose it, of course no one is taking the cursed noises seriously but still, he'll be angry

- he isnt the second strongest of the brothers for nothing pal, he'll show his anger and it wont be pretty either

- be sure to recieve revenge from him once the harmonica is ripped off of his lips, and no, it wont be nice at all

🧡LEVIATHAN

- betrayed, hurt, angy, how could you take advantage of his sleeping self like that MC?

- if he barely left his room before than be sure he wont leave it now, not until he figures out how to get it off of him

- the only annoying part of pranking him in this case would be to wait for him to fall asleep cause gamer man over here sleeps very late, and i mean VERY LATE

- his revenge should be arriving short after yours so stay tuned until then

💚SATAN

- another complicated individual to prank.

- unless you have a death wish then dont even bother to do such a thing to him. Lucifer has s o m e mercy with you because idk, but the avatar of wrath is the avatar of wrath for a reason.

- he either already knows how to undo the superglue by all of the books he has read or he will rip it off of him out of pure rage

- run.

💖ASMODEUS

- *plays that one tiktok audio* congratulations you just won the prize of ✨🧓who's going to the retirement home🧓✨

- ok but seriously how could you? How dare you ruin his beauty sleep and how dare you ruin his gorgeous demon lips? He is p i s s e d

- will cry and will resort to the softest way posible to remove it from his lips, like come on, do you expect him to ruin his face because you thought you were being funny?

- nice try MC but this boi is definetely taking revenge

❤BEELZEBUB

- first thing's first you need him to not be dreaming about food. Second thing's second you need belphie to not be around to stop you

- once you've sticked the instrument to his mouth you'll be able to unlock a very sad beel you monster

- how will he eat now?his mouth cant open. He is hungry MC!! You have doomed the entire devildom!!

- please help him get it off and make sure to have a sorry snack plan with you cause he is hungy and sad

💜BELPHEGOR

- would beat Mammon on being the easiest to prank, he sleeps so much you just gotta be stealthy about it

- at first he'd feel the murderous tendencies rise when he realizes what has happened to him. Then he'd give up and adapt to his new lifestyle. Yep, you arent getting a satisfying reaction of of him

- once you grow tired of the lack of reaction from him you'll have to remove the harmonica yourself cause he is too tired to do so.

- also keep an eye open for a somehow worse revenge prank from him

[seosracha]

HI MY BAE AYIS!! i hope you had a good xmas if you celebrate it!! how are you?? i miss you alot!!!! my one moot reminds me so much of you and i literally almost started sobbing……..

updates!! sunghoon and jake lately>>>> your smaus are doing justice for me for them!!! i also hit 2k!! its so insane!! we both hit 1k at about the same time, theres no doubt you would’ve surpassed 2k already by now!! my summer holiday is almost over:( i got back to school for the new school year the 10th of jan i think? or the 11th:( BUT im hoping we get new children in our class!!

uh overall i jus wanted to pop in again since the last i did was pretty long ago:) i miss you and i love you! so much!! stay safe and hydrated!! #seosrachagang4lyf😍😍😍

HII MY GFFIE KIMMIE !!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU KEEPING ME FROM DELETING TUMBLR I MEAN IT☹️☹️ i gotta start sending you asks too bro😭😭 (BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOT FORGETTING ABOUT ME HELLO????) (alsoplease WHICH MOOT i want to check out my twin ..... pleek ) my christmas was MID AF if im being honest but im just grateful i got to spend it with my closest ones🙏

honestly.... heeseung and sunoo are doing something to me but i know i gotta stay loyal to my pookie bear jay 😓 AND JAY SMAUS ARE LIKE RARE ON THSI APP TOO?????

BUT WTFWTF WTF CONGRATS ON HITTING 2K THAT IS HUGEREEEEDHSEE KIM!!!!! im so happy to see you grow on this app 🫶🫶 you work so hard and put SOOO MUCH effort into the stuff you put out you really deserve it,,,, im vvv proud ‼️‼️

my winter break just started so im v happy about that😁😁 ive been really focusing on my studies this year since highschool is a pain in the ass:////// so its good to finally take a break from studying👍👍

BUT THE TIME had me thinking if i should return on tumblr😨 im not sure because i think enha tumblr has become pretty dry and idk if its worth it?/!/?:?: IDK pleez tell me cause Im not on here that much anymore (all i know is a lot of the big creators left????????)

I LOVE YOU VVVVVVVV MUCH AND I HOPE YOUR DOING GOOD AND HAVING FUN!!!! please stay safe and keep up the AMAZING work kimmie🫶🫶🫶

[sugarcherriess]

After your initial panic settled down, you’re just stumped on what to do. Your precious little orange himbo just turned into a hot as fuck dude who’s pining you down and sucking on your neck. You try calling his name but all you get in response is a hum while he sucks are particularly dark hickey onto you. You try to think of what you can do to get him to chill out for a bit and you remembered that he absolutely melts when you call him your little Juyo in a loving tone and rub his cheek with your thumb. When you do it you just have a full sized catboy crashing on top of you and snuggling. You find out that he’s a shape shifter and a student at the university that you go to. He just decides one day that he wanted to live the life of a cat for the experience for a bit. When he saw you at the shelter, he immediately recognized you as the cute girl he has a crush on at uni. He was going WILD at the chance of staying with you and being you little cuddle buddy. He says that he’s in breeding mode right now and NEEDS to breed you (you ask about the panty sniffing thing and the pervert cat behavior and he just gives a cheeky eye smile). You end up just taking a bunch of you clothes and panties and anything that would have your scent on them and throwing them on the guest room bed. You make a little nest for him. You’re not just gonna let him fuck you like that (yet). Your shirtless catboy is fucking whining and begging for your touch but you gotta leave him high and dry for a bit so you can think.

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PRECIOUS LITTLE ORANGE HIMBO😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is so sexy but yk what it is even more? Fucking adorable ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ little juyo ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ i would love to go into a room and find little juyo making heat induced biscuits on the covers bro im. SHUT UP. Im fucking sobbing i love his baby ass so much my precious kittu juyo and his precious kitty lips that i wanna kiss so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭