#˚₊·➴ My Lovely 🍞

[sugarcherriess]

For event: Younghoon + “cold boy who only shows emotion to you because he’s obsessed” trope + smut

I’m down bad for this man and my period does not help 😭

- 🍞

Periods may come and go but the downbad-ry for Younghoon is forever

Cold Boy Only Warm To You with Younghoon:

cw - smut, mentions of vioelnce, obsessive behaviour, yh is a little too possessive like borderline toxic but its hoonie and its fiction so he is allowed that license.

Younghoon seems like the perfect laid off bf that everyone wishes they had to an outsider

But the people you hang out with know the reality

However.

He’s pretty much willing to ignore the existence of others

Until someone just so much as lays their eyes on you

Doesn’t matter if it’s just an accidental glance

Or maybe they were walking by so they smiled at you

Younghoon really doesn’t care for all these explanations

Especially when he’s too preoccupied by their audacity to stare at his darling

He was attached to your hip all throughout highschool like this

Sometimes your classmates had to talk to him instead of you because he wouldn’t let them reach you

And then you wouldn’t understand why your friends called you two a giant and his princess

“It’s because he guards you like a giant guards its treasure in fairytales,” they’d tell you

But you’d never notice

Because he never directed this behaviour towards you

For you Younghoon was a whole ass marshmallow

Giggling at your jokes

Cuddling with you like a bear no matter the place or time

Getting you everything you need as soon as the words leave your mouth

You were completely oblivious to the hard glares he sent people over your shoulder

How many fights he got into just because someone said your name wrong

And him threatening the students to never approach you romantically or he’ll cut off their genitalia????

YOUR YOUNGHOON?

He would never!

(He would and he did)

(It wouldn’t be far fetched to say he probably also did it once to set an example)

(The entire student body calls him the dragon because with you he’s a puppy but he’s burning everything else in the world)

This is why no person ever approached you unless it was to discuss schoolwork

Because they knew what the consequences will be otherwise

So imagine his surprise when he shows up to your college a few weeks after you enrolled and moved away

And sees you exiting the gates

With a dude hot on your tail

Holding a flower

Your favourite flower

His bright mood would instantly sour

He came to surprise you and even brought sweets and flowers

This was the first time you both were separated for more than a few hours

So he planned a whole elaborate night of pampering you

But now he had other concerns

Like why you were giggling with that same dude so much

Had you replaced him?

When he approaches you, you scream in surprise

And throw yourself in his arms to hug and kiss him because!!! “Hoonie!!! Why didn’t you tell me you were coming!!!!”

And your *cough* sweet, patient hoonie *cough* gives you the biggest smile he could provide at the moment

“I thought I’d surprise my sweetheart but I guess you have… other things… to attend to,”

He’d pointedly look the other student up and down

“I was just asking y/n to go get coffee with me,”

The boy would have the absolute audacity to say to his face

When his eyes are shooting meteors in his skull

“Perhaps it would be better if I push your head down a sewer hole and you spend your evening there?”

“Excuse me-”

He would leave your embrace to grab the the dude’s collar,

Younghoon’s clearly tall and steady stature towering over him

“She’s not open for the taking you lowlife pest. It will be in your own good will to leave before I cave your head in,”

You’d sober up from excitement real quick too

And then you’d drag Younghoon away

And tell the other dude to leave

He’d be seething and this is the first time you’re seeing him like this so you have no idea where it’s coming from

Once inside your dorm, with the adrenaline drained, you would start getting cold with fear about what just happened

“Hoonie, calm down–“

But he’s fuming and pacing your livingroom

“Why didn’t you tell me people were trying to court you?”

“Because I didn’t find it worth wasting our limited time on the phone over,”

“How long has this been going on? How long have people been trying to steal you from me? I leave you alone for three weeks. Three! And people start squealing at your door like wild pigs!”

You’d actually be stunned at his anger

For you it would truly not be that big of a deal

“Younghoon, no one would ever steal me from you,”

You’d assure him with your body language dripping sincerity

Then there would be a whole 180 degree spin in his mood

He’d cup your face and kiss you hard and desperate

“You’re mine. No one else is allowed to be near you,”

Would be whispered against your lips

His eyes would gloss over with fear and anger but also adoration

Because no matter what happened he’s here, standing in front of his darling

“Baby I’m so sorry– I’m sorry you had to see that,”

“Younghoon–”

“I shouldn’t have done that. You just started college and I almost did something to embarrass you in front of everyone–”

You’d press your mouth to his in a quick kiss to shut him up

“It’s fine, Hoonie,” you’d reassure, “I’m just so happy you came,”

“Of course,”

And then the smile you’re so familiar with would return

“I missed you so much,”

He’d circle his arms around you and carry you to the next available surface

Which would happen to be a couch put in the middle of the room haphazardly

‘I’ll fix the place tomorrow’ being your mantra since you came

Nevertheless

No setting matters anyway

Not when Younghoon’s caging you between the throw pillows on the couch and his own body

This is the position that makes you really realise how big your Hoonie is

All in height, shoulders and… his cock

He’s got you folded in half

His hands holding your arms above your head so your tits can perk up

And get in his eager mouth’s perfect line of contact

You’d be praising the gods that your roommate is only gonna show up next month

Because the amount of screams and extra loud whimpers are getting punched out of you

You couldn’t hold them back even if you tried

Younghoon would worship your body like he’s the sole patron at your alter

(Which he is)

(But you’re so perfect)

(Obviously everyone else worships you as well)

(Even though they’re not allowed to in the way he is right now)

With his mouth enclosed around a nipple

His teeth nibbling around the erect nub

One of his hand’s is shoved between you two

Rubbing your clit parallel to his thrusts inside you

He’s left so many marks on you that nobody would even dare approach you now

Not that they would regardless, because of the display of possession he showed earlier

You’d wrap your legs around his waist and push him even more into you

“Hoonie, hoonie, hoonie,” being the only comprehensible words you speak besides crying for him like a cockslut

Younghoon would giggle at your cock hungry enthusiasm

Once he helps you reach your orgasm with all his attention

Since he “loves to watch you babble with your eyes crossed and hands desperately reaching for me,”

He would sit on the couch and push your fucked out self onto the floor

You don’t need to be in your senses to open your mouth like a well trained little girl, ready to swallow his seed

Which your Hoonie would bless you with in only a few seconds

Some would definitely get outside your open mouth

And on your cheeks and nose

But Hoonie would clean you up so well

Not without taking a few lewd photos of your messy face ofc!

[lachatalovematcha]

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🍦🎨ハッピー♡7 2002🍦🎨

[wayfayrr]

🍞 anon here!

So — I accidentally came across one of those realistic cake videos. With that, why not a reader that could create realistic cakes. (*￣∇￣)ノ

The chain could be settling down at Lon Lon Ranch or Legend's home. They could be out because of news of monsters with black blood, so the reader stayed behind for their safety.

When they returned, Reader checked up on them, being sweet and eventually offering cake that they made while they're out. They agreed, a little snack sounds good, and it's kind of the reader to make something for them —

Proceeds to cut out a chunk of the kitchen counter and hands one of them a plate.

>=<=>=<

"Wha — huh?! (@_@)"

"It's cake :)"

"But, that — it was a —"

"Cake :)"

"I — thank you..."

"..."

"Wait — MY CHAIR?!?"

"Cake :)"

>=<=>=<

If you can't hurt them physically, hurt them psychologically. :)

And in terms of yandere, I like to think there's a gag where the reader just somehow — maybe Hylia's blessing — has extremely realistic decoys of them made out of cake, just at their disposal.

Like, please, paint a picture of someone chatting with the reader, building up the courage to hold their hand only for their entire arm to fall on the ground. Cue confused, screaming.

They would eventually see through whether or not something was cake... maybe?

Either way, Reader would definitely be banned from the kitchen or any sort of baking utensil.

the way this is literally the same theme as something I was joking about with some friends loaf - you managed to infiltrate my discord?????/j (it was crack angst about if reader accidentally bit one of the chain and they were a hyperrealistic cake and didn't know, it spiralled from talking about wars and red velvet at the same time)

I love how much paranoia that scenario give parts of the chain though, they can't be certain that anything isn't actually a cake from that moment onwards, if leaving reader alone for such a small amount of time lead to them making so many cakes that were that realistic? who's to say they couldn't make cakes of other things - or even things out in the wild?

if they could by chance even replicate the magic of enchanted items, making them near undetectable to even the most magic sensitive of the links, well if it increases the amount of buffs they have then why not? even if it makes them sad to have to eat something with so much dedication, care and love put into it's creation

as for the yandere side, as well as what you mentioned with decoys? what about reader replacing their weapons with cake before they fled, asking fi for permission to wield her as her other master is losing himself to this sick twisted obsessive lust for them. It also makes me think of peeta in the hunger games and how he hides lmao maybe one of the links reader still foolishly trusts is suddenly grabbed by a hand in a shockingly similar way while the rest are enamoured by the saccarine decoy. only clocking on when their star in the skies falls apart under their touch.

They'd be lucky to ever bake again when they're reunited.

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

when it all lighthearted all fun n silly n casual, think am just like disabled friends nothing different all the same (because fucking awareness issues) but when come to thing that matters keep get disoriented confused why am treat differently than them? why can’t go down same path as them? why not have same opportunity as them?

n then nights like this realize how different they are from you they not as severely disabled n dependent n vulnerable as you, they white, they citizenship, they have supportive family, they well off family, they born in the country, their family born in the country fluent in the language versed in the culture n know everything about it n can help them navigate n teach them soft skills soft knowledge knowledge through experience n they have been doing all that entire time. our future different but our past n present actually never been same either am so pissed off

[kawotari]

this man has me on a chokehold since I was 10 and I never drew him. damn

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Bury me with this.

[minty-bubblegum]

Family photo 😁😊🦆🍞🍞💞💞🫶🏻

@theleechyskrunkly @cheezy-moon @citrusitonit @xen-blank @haruhar-u

[travelerbasilau]

How’s the photo album coming along?

[rexscanonwife]

SCREAMING good morning everyone I showed my coworker a picture of Charles calling him the new fictional man I'm obsessed with and she said EW 😂😂 followed by "I would be so scared for you if you were straight"

How are YOU??

[sugarcherriess]

My period basically burst through the doors guns drawn like those old western movies and brought with it thoughts of alien Hoonie so here we go again 😞

After alien Hoonie took me onto his ship to take me back to his home planet, he started scolding me for even thinking about leaving him. After we’re in the air and he can set the ship on autopilot, he’ll throw me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and go towards our temporary bedroom. I’d be kicking and screaming like a little brat but all it took was a random tentacle piping out from nowhere and finding it’s way into my mouth to shut me up. He’d throw me onto the bed (in a room that somehow looks exactly like the room we shared on earth) and start tying me to the frame. He’d hold me down with a couple tentacles while tying each arm or leg (that one tentacle is still in my mouth) and tell me that if I would just stop being a brat and behave he wouldn’t have to be doing this. After I’m securely tied and we’re both fully naked, I feel some sweet sap-like liquid start to come out of the tentacle in my mouth. At first I try to hold off from swallowing, but eventually there was too much and I had to suck on the tentacle like Hoonie sucks on my cunt- Anyways! I start to calm down and fight less as the substance takes its effect. After a couple seconds though, I feel super horny. Like, I need a giant Hoonie cock or a hungry Hoonie mouth on or in my pussy NOW horny. As this is all taking effect, I feel two smaller tentacles make their way to my boobs and start sucking. There’s a doe eyed brat hoon giving his little angel smile before shoving himself face first into cunt. He’d get really into his licking, sucking, slurping, and tongue fucking. He’d be shaking his head and trying to get further into my cunt, so much do that I can barely handle it. Since I’m restrained though, I can do nothing as my stupid boyfriend take control of my entire body. Eventually when he has had enough cunt (there’s actually no such thing to him but he just wants to get to the main deed-) he lifts his cum smothered face up and starts to untie me. He’ll still hold me down, but he’ll give sweet little soothing kisses all over. He’ll start to put his fucking monster cock in me and take the tentacle out of my mouth and kiss me stupid. Now though, some of his aphrodisiac sap gets swallowed by him and I hear him r growl before he full force slams his cock into my abused little pussy. He’ll continue abusing my sweet little cunt for hours until he finally cums. When he cums, it’s like his cock doubles in girth and stretches me to my limits before it releases gallons of thick, hot, fertile cum into my womb. He’ll keep his giant cock in there until he’s sure the cum got where he needed it to be and then finally pulled out. “You remember all of those times we talked about kids, darling? Well I hope you know that this time is for real, and you’re gonna be giving birth to all of our little babies soon. You’re stuck with me angel, and your womb full of my babies is proof of that.”

- 🍞

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Yes those are some

Interesting thoughts. Im only interested in them a normal amount yes

[felixisourayofsunshine]

Happy Jeongin Day!!!

Happiest birthday to our maknae on top 🥳🎂.

Dear Innie,

Happy birthday Jeongin, may this new chapter of life bring you more and more success,joy and happiness to you.Happy Birthday! Another year, and you're just getting sweeter. Me and every stay out there wish you a happy birthday.

Enjoy your day baby bread, you've grown so much 😭. Words are not enough to explain how much I love you, you're so dear to me...

🎵 I wanna give you a hug oh baby ~~~~. 🎵

WE LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH ❤️

WISHING YOU TYE MIST JOYOUS BIRTHDAY!! MAY THIS AND EVERY YEAR BE SPECIAL, MAGICAL AND UNFORGETTABLE .

MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU ENDLESS JOY, INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES AND SUCESS.

MAY HAPPINESS ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE.

Love you always with all my heart

Yours truly

STAY.

[badaseyebags]

Question: is it bad that I develop feeling if a girl is slightly nice to me? I just feel like people will never see me in a romantic way ever🥺

-💋

boogers advice corner #3

hello anon, thank you for sharing your concerns with me! in my opinion it is not bad, i think it might come from wanting to be loved and craving romantic attention (or attention in general) from women😞 its very understandable, and i think you’re totally lovable! there is someone for everyone, i think you should focus on improving the way you see yourself, and once you do you might stop feeling this way (both concerns) i hope it all works out for you <3 you got this!!! cheering for you

[pearlyscribbles]

OMG he's such a sweetie!!! <3

[kingspacebar]

Comfort Sketch

[kyuusberry]

let's get married in vegas

we don't need a guest list

i don't wanna think too much

let's get matching tattoos

i don't wanna think it through

baby, i'm so stupid in love

[minty-bubblegum]

quack quack mama I require the bread

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There's more where that came from 🦆💞💞