#˚₊·➴ My Lovely 🍞

[sugarcherriess]

I want boyfriend Hoonie who was so obsessive that I had to threaten to break up with him. I’d say that if he doesn’t get help and fix his attachment issues, I’d leave him for good. He’d throw a tantrum and cry and scream, but he’d give in and let me admit him into the hospital under the reasoning of “severe attachment issues” (we didn’t mention the fact that he’s also killed people out of obsessiveness for me because that was too much for him). The hospital workers would be like “why is this handsome, polite young man from a wealthy good background in a mental hospital?” But then within a few hours of being admitted they’d find out. He’d start throwing tantrums and getting violent because he misses me so much and nothing could cool him down. The hospital had to call me when I was already on my way home because they weren’t prepared for this. When he saw me walk into the room, he immediately sprung up and put me in his lap, touching me all over and reassuring himself that I’m there. This is when we realized that this would be harder than we thought. The hospital practically begs me to come at least once a week for Hoonie so he doesn’t kill anyone. One week I didn’t show up because I was visiting family and he had a meltdown and beat a worker half to death. He’s basically made a little shrine for me with a picture he smuggled in (no one can touch it but him since it’s so precious to him), some strands of my hair (because he’s a little weirdo) and ripped up panties of mine from my visits where he needs me a bit too much. It looked like he was never getting out of there, but he suddenly became a good boy and didn’t go crazy without me. He started denying my visits because he said he needed to get used to not having me around. When they released him they said he could be his own independent person now and wouldn’t have attachment issues. Unluckily for me, he just tortured himself and put up a front to get out. Now, I have my obsessive little psychopath and I’m forever at his mercy ❤️

- 🍞

Bestie have you considered writing a book? Genuinely like. Make it a trilogy? I will read it. I will buy that book. Stand in line until it’s out for public access and then get it signed and shit

No fr this is better than most so-called smut books i have read last year like pls give us the opportunity 🤲🏼😔😔😔😔😔😔

[lachatalovematcha]

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🍦🎨ハッピー♡7 2002🍦🎨

[wayfayrr]

🍞 anon here!

So — I accidentally came across one of those realistic cake videos. With that, why not a reader that could create realistic cakes. (*￣∇￣)ノ

The chain could be settling down at Lon Lon Ranch or Legend's home. They could be out because of news of monsters with black blood, so the reader stayed behind for their safety.

When they returned, Reader checked up on them, being sweet and eventually offering cake that they made while they're out. They agreed, a little snack sounds good, and it's kind of the reader to make something for them —

Proceeds to cut out a chunk of the kitchen counter and hands one of them a plate.

>=<=>=<

"Wha — huh?! (@_@)"

"It's cake :)"

"But, that — it was a —"

"Cake :)"

"I — thank you..."

"..."

"Wait — MY CHAIR?!?"

"Cake :)"

>=<=>=<

If you can't hurt them physically, hurt them psychologically. :)

And in terms of yandere, I like to think there's a gag where the reader just somehow — maybe Hylia's blessing — has extremely realistic decoys of them made out of cake, just at their disposal.

Like, please, paint a picture of someone chatting with the reader, building up the courage to hold their hand only for their entire arm to fall on the ground. Cue confused, screaming.

They would eventually see through whether or not something was cake... maybe?

Either way, Reader would definitely be banned from the kitchen or any sort of baking utensil.

the way this is literally the same theme as something I was joking about with some friends loaf - you managed to infiltrate my discord?????/j (it was crack angst about if reader accidentally bit one of the chain and they were a hyperrealistic cake and didn't know, it spiralled from talking about wars and red velvet at the same time)

I love how much paranoia that scenario give parts of the chain though, they can't be certain that anything isn't actually a cake from that moment onwards, if leaving reader alone for such a small amount of time lead to them making so many cakes that were that realistic? who's to say they couldn't make cakes of other things - or even things out in the wild?

if they could by chance even replicate the magic of enchanted items, making them near undetectable to even the most magic sensitive of the links, well if it increases the amount of buffs they have then why not? even if it makes them sad to have to eat something with so much dedication, care and love put into it's creation

as for the yandere side, as well as what you mentioned with decoys? what about reader replacing their weapons with cake before they fled, asking fi for permission to wield her as her other master is losing himself to this sick twisted obsessive lust for them. It also makes me think of peeta in the hunger games and how he hides lmao maybe one of the links reader still foolishly trusts is suddenly grabbed by a hand in a shockingly similar way while the rest are enamoured by the saccarine decoy. only clocking on when their star in the skies falls apart under their touch.

They'd be lucky to ever bake again when they're reunited.

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

when it all lighthearted all fun n silly n casual, think am just like disabled friends nothing different all the same (because fucking awareness issues) but when come to thing that matters keep get disoriented confused why am treat differently than them? why can’t go down same path as them? why not have same opportunity as them?

n then nights like this realize how different they are from you they not as severely disabled n dependent n vulnerable as you, they white, they citizenship, they have supportive family, they well off family, they born in the country, their family born in the country fluent in the language versed in the culture n know everything about it n can help them navigate n teach them soft skills soft knowledge knowledge through experience n they have been doing all that entire time. our future different but our past n present actually never been same either am so pissed off

[kawotari]

this man has me on a chokehold since I was 10 and I never drew him. damn

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Bury me with this.

[minty-bubblegum]

Family photo 😁😊🦆🍞🍞💞💞🫶🏻

@theleechyskrunkly @cheezy-moon @citrusitonit @xen-blank @haruhar-u

[travelerbasilau]

How’s the photo album coming along?

[milkwands]

saw him earlier for probably the last time til spring semester

[kissingarthurclaus]

SCREAMING good morning everyone I showed my coworker a picture of Charles calling him the new fictional man I'm obsessed with and she said EW 😂😂 followed by "I would be so scared for you if you were straight"

How are YOU??

[sugarcherriess]

Imagine being juyos girlfriend who he was so so deeply in love with. Y’all were everyone’s ideal couple and loved each other more than you loved life itself. He was an artist but you were the only thing he ever painted. All the paintings lining his studios were paintings of you because he couldn’t think of anything else worth drawing. One day though, you suddenly passed away. No matter how you died, your death left a mark on Juyeon forever. He spent months covering up the paintings he had of you because he couldn’t bare to see your loving face when you were no longer there with him. The only painting he couldn’t cover up was his favorite. It was a portrait of the two of you. He was down on one knee while you were smiling that beautiful smile of yours with tears in your eyes. It reminded him so much of what could’ve been and what should’ve been had life not snatched you out of his grasps like it did. He would continue to paint just you for the rest of his life, but the paintings just got more and more abstract as time went on. He used to have your face memorized, but as time went on, the tears started to blur his vision until he could barely make out what you had looked like when you were alive and by his side. It only worsened when his favorite painting of you got ruined by a social worker his friends sent to check up on him after your death. With only faint memories of what a happy life was like prior to your death, juyo now just spends his days drawing vague shapes on canvases waiting for the sweet release of death so he can be reunited with his love. He hopes that one day he will be able to draw in ever feature of yours and fill in those canvases like he once did.

- 🍞

thanks i fucking hate it (affectionate)

@1204x0904love i hope we can recover

[felixisourayofsunshine]

Happy Jeongin Day!!!

Happiest birthday to our maknae on top 🥳🎂.

Dear Innie,

Happy birthday Jeongin, may this new chapter of life bring you more and more success,joy and happiness to you.Happy Birthday! Another year, and you're just getting sweeter. Me and every stay out there wish you a happy birthday.

Enjoy your day baby bread, you've grown so much 😭. Words are not enough to explain how much I love you, you're so dear to me...

🎵 I wanna give you a hug oh baby ~~~~. 🎵

WE LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH ❤️

WISHING YOU TYE MIST JOYOUS BIRTHDAY!! MAY THIS AND EVERY YEAR BE SPECIAL, MAGICAL AND UNFORGETTABLE .

MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU ENDLESS JOY, INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES AND SUCESS.

MAY HAPPINESS ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE.

Love you always with all my heart

Yours truly

STAY.

[badaseyebags]

Question: is it bad that I develop feeling if a girl is slightly nice to me? I just feel like people will never see me in a romantic way ever🥺

-💋

boogers advice corner #3

hello anon, thank you for sharing your concerns with me! in my opinion it is not bad, i think it might come from wanting to be loved and craving romantic attention (or attention in general) from women😞 its very understandable, and i think you’re totally lovable! there is someone for everyone, i think you should focus on improving the way you see yourself, and once you do you might stop feeling this way (both concerns) i hope it all works out for you <3 you got this!!! cheering for you

[pearlyscribbles]

OMG he's such a sweetie!!! <3

[kingsillysmilez]

Comfort Sketch

[kyuusberry]

let's get married in vegas

we don't need a guest list

i don't wanna think too much

let's get matching tattoos

i don't wanna think it through

baby, i'm so stupid in love