#brooklyn-99 rp meme

[vincememes]

brooklyn 99 starters

change pronouns as necessary; quotes were taken out of context & are in no specific order.

❛  the english language can’t fully capture the depth & complexity of my thoughts. ❜  

❛  i’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. winky face.  ❜

❛  with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.  ❜  

❛  a place where everybody knows your name is hell. you’re describing hell. ❜  

❛  cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.   ❜  

❛  if i die, turn my tweets into a book.  ❜  

❛  anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell. ❜  

❛  why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window? ❜  

❛  i asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes. ❜  

❛  turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength.  ❜  

❛  the doc said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be. ❜  

❛  do you see me as a father figure? ❜  

❛  no. if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me. ❜  

❛  can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?  ❜  

❛  title of your sex tape.  ❜  

❛  piece of advice: just give up.  ❜  

❛  ok, no hard feelings, but i hate you. not joking. bye.    ❜  

❛   do you bring me joy? no, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. see ya.  ❜  

❛   good to see you. but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades? ❜  

❛  fine, but in protest, i’m walking over there extremely slowly! ❜  

❛   hi, (name), the human form of the 100 emoji. ❜  

❛  leave me a voice mail. i won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.  ❜  

❛  i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜

❛  the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it.  ❜  

❛  thank you. your entire life is garbage.  ❜  

❛  i’m scared of businessmen. ❜  

❛  that's the worst part of both of those things.   ❜  

❛   hey! welcome to the murder.  ❜  

❛   are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up? ❜  

❛  if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.  ❜  

❛  i just forget stuff like a cool person.  ❜  

❛  yeah. i'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.  ❜  

❛  i never throw up. i just tell my stomach to deal with it. my body is terrified of me.  ❜

❛  huh. i'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately.  ❜  

❛  i don't slump, people. i opposite of slump. i pmuls. that's slump backwards.   ❜  

❛  it's been stressful, and it went so well. seriously, look at me, i cannot stop smiling.  ❜  

❛  i mean, you know how that sounds, right?  ❜  

❛  has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?  ❜  

❛  ooh, someone's in trouble. it's me. i don't know why i did that.   ❜  

❛  you're smiling. it's very weird. like seeing a turtle out of its shell.  ❜  

❛  i've said "excuse me" more times this morning than i have in my entire life. twice! ❜  

❛  i'd make an amazing prostitute.  ❜  

❛  well, let's cancel the entire evening and try again next year.  ❜  

❛  curse my beautiful bubble butt.  ❜ 

[rphelperblog]

Brooklyn 99 Quote Rp Meme

inspired by @nctafraid​

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”

“Love, it sustains you. It’s like oatmeal.”

“You’re under arrest for ruining something perfect!”

“Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.”

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”

“Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.”

“Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.”

“All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.”

“My Snitches are the best. The key is to always send them handwritten thank-you notes.”

“How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?”

“You can't handle the me!”

Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me!”

“Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.”

I don't know! I didn't want to make the name too sexual and I panicked!”

That means nothing to me. I don't see those movies, I'm too pretty.”

“Well done, detectives. That is if you were trying to disappoint me.”

“What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream.”

“We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer: the fire department.”

“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.” 

“Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.”

“I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” 

“You don’t care who you piss off, do you?”

“Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all. Never vacation in Banff.

“Actually, that’s exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What, precisely, did you think your job was?

“Let’s not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.”

“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.” 

“This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.” 

“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”

“You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not OK. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.”

“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.”

“We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live.”

“Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.”

“Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!”

“I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.”

“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”

turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton.”

It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib?

I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.”

“I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.”

“I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.”

“I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”

Move over! Okay. And if I may do a third toast, it’ll be focused primarily on the mango yogurt.”

“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.”

with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”

[pirateunderapineapple]

You know you're in the right group of friends when you all sing "now number five" instead of "tell me why"

[femestella]

[wicked-bitch-of-the-west]

Brooklyn 99 : Season 4 sentence starters. Pt. 1

feel free to change / add them to best suit your needs / scenarios!  ♥

“Hope you boys brought popcorn, 'cause I'm about to put on a show.”

“A child and his father threw up on me.”

“Don't nobody ask me about what's in my cup, we ain't gonna have no problems.”

“Well, well, well.”

“No, no, no, don't eat the burrito.”

“You look like an evenly-stained deck.”

“Like I told you, I was just eating my quesadilla.”

“These last 24 hours have just been hell.”

“I can put my butt or feet on any surface in there.”

“There will be no Underoos.”

“I think they're kind of cool, retro.”

“I literally have zero pride.”

“So, you know how there's a subterranean race of lizard-people living beneath the city who control our minds with their pheromones?”

“Freeze! - Get your hands off the couch.”

“He's kind of a sloppy dude.”

“We're getting married tomorrow.”

“Don't everybody mob me at once.”

“Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop.”

“Sure, yeah, not a problem we'll be home by sunup.”

“You just had a nightmare, buddy.”

“It's an omen.”

“Why are you acting so weird?”

“Now I just need cayenne pepper - and some horse milk.”

“You buy me lunch.”

“Moms love me.”

“TV and cake were my parents.”

“Oh, boy, what did I get myself into?”

“Stay with my mother.”

“Cool, cool, cool, cool.”

“I think we've earned a drink.”

“That's it! I'm licking all these bagels.”

[umbrasemita]

brooklyn 99 starters (1/?)

ep1s1— feel free to change pronouns or anything else.

❛ i can’t breathe anymore ❜

❛ i’m not becoming like them. I am them. ❜

❛ his parents didn’t give him enough attention. ❜

❛ ugh, you got lucky. ❜

❛ i’ve seen terrible things. ❜

❛ i haven’t known the touch of a woman in many moons. ❜

❛ i’m winning! it’s a good feeling. ❜

❛ she’s got a type. which is really anyone but you. ❜

❛ you just liked him because he let you do anything you wanted. ❜

❛ that’s a terrible robot voice. ❜

❛ does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe? ❜

❛ they’re pretty much worthless. ❜

❛ the only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up. ❜

❛ when you use the word ‘rabbi’ you know that turns me on. ❜

❛ citizen kane is terrible. pick a good movie. ❜

❛ I am detective right-all-the-time, and this is my partner detective terrible detective! ❜

❛ i think you’re overdoing it with the manscaping. ❜

❛ so what movie did you get us tickets to? ❜

❛ you think i’m opinionated? okay, well here’s an opinion: you’re a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit. ❜

❛ [we] catch bad guys and look good doing it. ❜

❛ what’s wrong with you? ❜

❛ when did you come out? ❜

[hanabiira]

Every Holt insult RP starers

Some edited to fit for RP purposes.

❝ _____ good to see you but if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades? ❞

❝ Huh. From your expression I would’ve guessed constipated. Or chilly. ❞

❝ Yes, and My ____ is a fork tongued lizard witch. ❞

❝ You’re like the League of Nations in ‘36. Just hoping the Abyssinian crisis resolves itself. ❞

❝ So nice of you to greet us _____! I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in munchkinland.❞

❝ Hello, _____ . You’ve aged! ❞

❝ _____, I had wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ So much time with your ear to the pavement it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head. ❞

❝ Look, is that a talking raisin? ❞

❝ It shouldn’t be hard. Given _____ is not technically a person. ❞

❝ Please stay ____ . I need a witness in case their head starts spinning around. ❞

❝You’re the devil and you don’t dance with the devil because you get burned. Also in your case it’s because you have no rhythm and your hands are like little rat claws.❞

❝ Don’t count your gross fish babies before they’re hatched, _____. ❞

❝ I never thought I’d see you this high up without a broom under you. ❞

❝ Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile. ❞

❝ When I was alone in their office and changed their autocorrect. Now when they type their last name it gets replaced with “butt”. ❞

❝ Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. ❞

❝ Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat. ❞

❝ You have until tomorrow. You grackle. ❞

[memedelene]

Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters 

“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I've been under lately?”

“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”

“He's so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”

“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”

“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Who doesn't bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That's like the whole reason to go in there.”

“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”

“I think this is where Batman's parents got killed.”

“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”

“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”

“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”

“Baby, I've got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”

“Don't arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I'm saying?”

“Maybe it's just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”

“We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches.”

“Alright, we're outnumbered and unarmed.”

“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I'm not getting better at this.”

[captwraith]

I was tagged by my #1 grandma @captaindanver (⌐■_■) ❤

last movie you watched — The Witch (2015)

last song you listened to — Silver Lining - Hurts

last book you read  — The Trials of Apollo, The Hidden Oracle by Rick Riordan

last show you binged  — Brooklyn 99, the latest season

last thing you cooked or baked — .......i suck at cooking this is a personal attack. I made a mini pizza out of a tortilla bread and put avocados on it ok don’t judge me

favorite person to follow on instagram  — im barely on insta right now I had to go on the app to remember. Definitely all my friends and celebs like Phoebe Tonkin and Sophie Skelton. And meme pages because I’m a simple creature that likes to laugh 

favorite book from your childhood — Harry Potter series

favorite celebrity crush — how do i choose im. ???? Phoebe Tonkin and Peter Gadiot maybe. Chris Hemsworth. Chris Evans. Luke Pasqualino. Don’t make me choose I can’t make decisions

favorite fandom you are in/pay attention to — “The Harry Potter fandom is probably the one I’ve actively maintained myself in” says @captaindanver and I wholeheartedly relate to that. Also the PJO fandom is always a home for me.

I nominate the following to partake in the tag (if you’re FEELIN it) : @aparoxysm, @azianxpersuasionrps , @adina-mle-rp, @vixenwrites , @abstractsierra​  ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

[maddmuses]

Answer the questions & tag any blogs that you wanna know better ! Please repost, don’t reblog.

Nickname: Madd

Star Sign: Pisces-Ares Cusp

Height: 5′10″

Favorite music artists: *brain shorts out*

Last TV show you watched: Brooklyn 99

What kind of stuff do you post: I try desperately to RP and do ask memes and it rarely works out

Do you have any other blogs: Yeah but I’m only here now

Why did you choose your URL: Madd is my name and Muses are my game

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Pokemon Team: Team Valor

Favorite Colors: Green

How many blankets do you sleep with: Uno, with one being used as a makeshift second pillow

Following: 2,181 (I do lots of following with desperate hopes of follow backs)

Followers: 624 (high-ish follower count for a RP blog off-sets it maybe?)

Tagged By: I mugged @anarchyhorde​ at gunpoint for this, mkay?

Tagging: Give it a yoink my fam

[furrywonwoo]

name/alias: minnie !

timezone: pst.

pronouns: she / they.

skeleton you’re interested in: phantom ... 100% !

what made you interested in them: honestly i just really have a thing for muses that have facade like characteristics & i love building on that so ! i’m jazzed !

what you’re excited about for the rp: everything ! the plot & concept are so original & there’s so much room for drama ? also, just meeting new people & making connections & all that fun stuff.

describe your muse in a six word story: consume who you were ; ravage her.

your muse’s hogwarts house: slytherin / gryffindor. 

your hogwarts house: slytherin.

favorite movies and tv shows: my favorite tv shows are probably chopped & top chef because i literally binge watched over 200 episodes of both lksdnflkdsaf but realistically, brooklyn 99 or how to get away with murder. as for movies . . . i rly don’t know yikes !

favorite tasks & events: anything that involves solving a mystery bc i live for that.

favorite vines/memes: ARTHUR & KERMIT. but then these vines x , x.

anything else: i’m hyped as hell for this just so u know !

[ncxisms]

name/alias: libby

timezone: pst

pronouns: she/her OR they/them

skeleton you’re interested in: mercury ( 2nd choice nox; same muse )

what made you interested in them: i really enjoy playing complex, outspoken characters ! this skeleton also fits a longstanding oc i have that i thought would fit well here ( though she has gone through some changes to fit the skeleton such as fc, some backstory, etc ).

what you’re excited about for the rp: i’m such a heaux for spies !! i was an avid gallagher girls fan when i was younger and have wanted a quality spy academy rp since. i’m really excited to see what sorts of missions will go out as well !! also quality writers !! i’m excited for it all to be honest !!

describe your muse in a six word story: pure chaos in a tiny frame

your muse’s hogwarts house: gryffindor

your hogwarts house: hufflepuff

favorite movies and tv shows: the final destination series, zootopia, tangled, star vs the forces of evil, the good place, and brooklyn 99

favorite tasks & events: i really love character questionnaires for tasks !! as for events, i am a big fan of the kind where everyone gets trapped together against their will... or the ones where everyone has to work together to solve something. just any event that leads to humorous or angsty character interaction is a+ in my book.

favorite vines/memes: i like the vines that remind me of my friends lol. sooo “ adam ”, “ 69 cents you know what that means ”, and “ you know this boy got his free taco ”. as for memes, i love vintage memes. zoobe bunny was good, the fbi man was good, and uhh “ i came out here to have a good time but i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now ” was iconic.

anything else: i have too much love in my gay hort tbh. i’m just looking at all this quality content and i’m in tears ?? fingers crossed i get a chance to join you all on this magnificent journey in being super cool super spies !

[killr-cupcake]

Tagged

Tagged by: @inferablossom

Rules: Answer 30 questions tag 20 blogs (I don’t have that many mutuals,,, why)

Nicknames: Cupcake, Ric, Killer (for some reason? I prefer to be called cupcake by peeps on tumblr dot com and Ric by friends? Whenever I’m playing TF2 strangers call me killer and it’s frustrating like,,, no,,, call me cupcake soldier plz lmao)

Gender: Cis Male (Tho I effing h8 gender expectations and binaries like the plague I still identify as my assigned gender idk)

Sign: Scorpio? (Half of astrologists tell me I’m Scorpio and the other half tell me I’m Sagittarius so I don’t stick to astrology only because of that)

Height: 5’6

Time: 08:40 PM (I finished at 09:40 PM OOF I take my sweet time with these things)

Birthday: November 22nd

Fave bands: uhhhh F-Fallout Boy...? ,,, Florence and the machine? I don’t really listen to that many bands

Fave solo artists: Lady Gaga, Marina and the diamonds, LOLO, Ariana Grande, Lana del rey, CupcakKe

Song stuck in my head: Your Reality from DokiDoki Literature Club (Poor Monika broke my heart she’s like all a villain, a side character, a romantic interest and a protagonist all in one character I’m,,,)

Last movie I saw: Lady Gaga 5 foot 2 (She’s a literal angel)

Last show I watched: Ru Paul’s drag race (I just started it and it’s p good) and Brooklyn 99 (I like to think it’s from an AU where cops aren’t pigs so people can shut up about how it’s cop propaganda, we get, irl cops are bad, let me watch my show it’s not gonna make me trust them automatically)

When did I create my blog: 2016 the cursed year, I think

What do I post: memes, humor or happy stuff, danganronpa, rainbow six siege, team fortress 2, overwatch, doki doki literature club, general gay and POC culture, sometimes witchy stuff or moodboards and important posts (reblog to save a life or mindblowing social justice kind of stuff), sometimes I fall for the ‘rb for money’ kinds of notebaits lol

Last thing I googled: r6s dokkaebi

Do I have any other blogs?: yES!!! I have an art blog @cupcake-sketchbook and a couple of rp/ask blogs for my tf2 OCs @g3n3tic4l-pyromania @ask-pastelbattlemedic and @ask-pastelspy (I’ve been trying to limit myself from making new OCs but I just,,, love my babies so much???)

Do I get asks?: Not really, I’d like to because I could do a lil’ drawing or add a sassy GIF to answer but I’m fine I guess 

Why did I choose my url: I’m both into very girly (nail art, baking, beauty yada yada) and stereotypical male-ish stuff (guns, knives, edgy garbage, yada yada) and I liked this duality about me so I had this going on about me and one day I just gravitate towards a cupcake shop that had a heavy metal vibe and I just KNEW I belonged there (It closed, RIP :c) so I come up with this knife/cupcake thing and liked it (It also was a little bit of a joke about bad creepypasta OCs that just took Jeff the killer and anime-fied him and I went, hahaha look cupcake the killer and I liked how it sounded lol) and went wow, Killer cupcake  (I also write killer like KillR because my name starts with an R so there’s that) 

Following: 291 (I follow a lot of shit,,,)

Followers: 199 (wait what? wtf how? I love y’all? I may do a quick art piece thanking y’all???)

Average hours of sleep: 6 tho I’d like 8 or more lmao I’m so lazy

Lucky number: idk 13

Instruments: I learned how to play the flute but I forgot already, tho I have very good rhythm so I can pass as an amateur with guitars and pianos (Marceline from Adventure Time, who plays the bass pretty good but doesn’t even know how to read music  and Marina Diamandis who taught herself how to play piano irl are my eternal aesthetic tbh)

What am I wearing: my PJs that consist of old sweatpants (I only wear sweatpants as pjs I’m all for skinny jeans) and an old sweatshirt (again, I only wear them for pjs cuz I’m all for hoodies)

Dream job: Illustrator for a magazine or english teacher, I’d like to be a freelance artist in my free time either way

Dream trip: I’d like to go to Spain to see my online best friend @robeca-black or I’d like to go to Canada (It’s cold and very modern and my fav blogger and vlogger live there)

Fave food: Anything Italian that includes pasta, cheese, tomato sauce or preferentially all three

Nationality: Mexican

Fave song: I have a LOT of personal anthems like Happy by Marina and the Diamonds or Marry the night/Born this way by Lady Gaga but I think aside from #relatableness I really like G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga

Last book I read: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS A COWARD WHO DIDN’T LOVE HIS UGLY AS FUCK GOTH SON AND I HATE HIM)

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Overwatch, Undertale, Danganronpa (I’d probably die in all of them LMFAO)

Tagging: UHHHHH @its-the-lovely-darkness @jasminetea-and-narcolepsy @imthinkingaboutme (sorry gurl you don’t rlly hafta do it I just wanted to tag ppl so I don’t feel like a failure lol) @annsparksthegmr @devils-toxic-love @ya-dood (did you just heccing change your URL AGAIN) UHHHHH ??? I??? ran out of mutuals??? who tf has 20 mutuals??? I uhhhh,,,??? bye???

[ladysifofasgard]

mun meme

NAME: Molly

GENDER: Female

EYE COLOR: grey

HAIR COLOR: redhead

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: too many online dating profiles

ZODIAC: capricorn

FAVORITE COLOR: blue

FAVORITE SEASON: fall

FAVORITE PLACE: Any place by a lake/sea/ocean

FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Halloween

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: plants vs zombies. fight me.

LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED: Brooklyn 99

WHAT’S YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT YOUR MUSE?: I love her. Like. A lot??? She’s flawed and I try to play her that way, but she’s got a very good heart and I’m a sucker for heroes who are slightly less stalwart than they claim, but always come through in the end. 

WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MUSE?: marry me, Sif. Thor can come too.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE KINDS OF THREADS?: Anytime someone provokes Sif into yelling tbh. But really anything where you start tag chattering because you’re having too many feels is A+++. 

ARE YOU A SELECTIVE ROLEPLAYER?: Nope. Come to me. Yes, you.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE MUSE?: Sif, my oc Liz (non tumblr) and Captain Pike from Star Trek are my 3 favs. 

WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO JOIN THE FANDOM?: I have a roundabout story about this actually. Post Thor 1 a friend of mine actually was the first one to point at Sif and go ‘her. I like her’ and we chatted and geeked and later we played some fic-tac-toe and I ended up writing her some sif fic. And got hooked.  Cue a couple months later where I wanted to join a new rp and as I was looking around and figuring things out I realized ‘hey. sif would be cool. and if you have to leave the group it’s really easy to send her to asgard so you don’t leave people with plot holes.’ (i was worried about that. I hadn’t been in a group for awhile). 

6 years later I’m still here. On the same blog. Yep. (my first post was October 29th 2011. Avengers wasn’t even out yet!)

DO YOU SEE YOURSELF STAYING WITH THE FANDOM FOR A LONG TIME?: lol see above. Apparently I’m never leaving.

Tagged: by @brxkencrown

Tagging: idk steal this and pretend I tagged you.

[autisticmob]

Rules: Answer the 20 Questions in a new post and tag the 20 blogs that you would like to get to know better!

Tagged by @pundeserving, a fucking Weeb

Nickname: uhhhh i mean kc is TECHNICALLY a nickname but its literally what everyone calls me like... WAY moreso than anyone calls me kendall, u know?

Pronouns: who Knows tbh ive been using they but im thinkin he is pretty alright too lately

Star Sign: aries/taurus cusp

Height: 5'6″ ishhh?

Time right now: 3 in the Got Damn morning

Last thing I googled: no-bake cookie dough!!!!!

Favorite solo artists: hmmmm... OH amanda palmer for sure.

Song stuck in my head: fuckin... my life would suck without you by kelly clarkson lmao its so OLD idek why its stuck in my head!

Last movie I watched: i think shrek 2 lmao

Last TV Show I watched: brooklyn 99 or steven universe im not sure

When did you create your blog: like freshman year of high school?? idk it had to be, bc it was AFTER i started reading homestuck, but BEFORE i got caught up. so... late 2011? JESUS its been over 5 years... ew...

What kind of stuff do you post: bullshit

Do you have any other blogs: i mean i have a bunch of old abandoned rp accounts from a million years ago lmao. got my old dave askblog, my art blog, my stim blog, and... some other assorted urls that im not actually using for anything in particular. 

Do you get asks regularly: not regularly no

Why did you choose your URL: BECAUSE IM ASEXUAL AND I LOVE ARADIA MEGIDO and also shes ace like? youll pry this projectiony headcanon from my Cold Dead Hands

Following: 404

Posts: ah jeez lemme look.... holy shit 91,425...... Jeez....

Hogwarts house: hmmmm ive always said ravenclaw but as time has gone on i like... lean more towards hufflepuff bc ive gotten a) dumber and b) gayer

Pokemon team: instinct bc im a meme

Favorite colors: i mean various shades of red, but also, not to be too Edgy, black is just? rly nice? its a nice color it goes with everything, its neutral, its like, pretty soothing? idk yall

Average hours of sleep: idk im on summer break now so like. 9-10?

Lucky number(s): shit uhhhh 420 blaze it

Favorite manga characters: moB!!! MY SON MOB from mp100 hooly shit hes... my boy.... i dont actually read much manga tho like ill watch the anime adaptations but i dont generally have the attention span to actually READ things anymore. mp100 i definitely keep up with tho bc i love my boy......

How many blankets do you sleep with: like 3. tbh i only ever have one of them on me but i like to switch out every couple nights

Dream job: tattoo artist tbh

Dream trip: uhh world tour of Dope amusement parks. gimme... the rollercoasters

Who I tag: jeez ok do i even know 20 ppls urls on here? shit idk i might just go through and tag my first 20 mutuals well see

@whentvsfly @mauvile @imhereformysciencefriends @pizzapartyplusprofanity @littlestkohai @universalblips @margoslxix @draconicmentalist @stokerbramwell @tinybuckthorn @aradiadefensesquad @thegreathomestuckreread @asexual-mermaid @local-gay @acekarkat @turing-tested @skysharks @marvel-marble @27teacups @round-bird

i think thats 20 but tbh? if you follow me and u wanna do it? jus go for it and say i tagged u

[alysanemormont]

I was tagged by the lovely @katnissdoesnotfollowback, thanks! 

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to know better.

Nicknames: Izzy, Bella, Will

Star sign: Gemini

Height: 5′8

Time right now: 00.04

Last thing you googled: .Haemochromatosis 

Fave music Artist: I hate picking favourites…at the moment I’m listening to Imagine Dragons, Royal Blood, Wolf Alice, Rag’n’Bone Man and Lana del Rey.

Song stuck in my head: I don’t fuck with you by Big Sean haha, it won’t leave my head 

Last movie I watched: Fifty Shades Darker lol, not great (although I think Dakota has actually made Ana a somewhat bearable character? Her comic timing is quite good, but yeah on the whole it was a shitshow). Last film at the cinema was Moonlight 

Last TV show I watched: I’m watching a lot of the FIS Alpine Ski World Champs on Eurosport atm, but probably fictionwise it was Bob’s Burgers 

What I’m wearing right now: Black jumper, black and white long skirt 

When I created this blog: 2010? Idk it’s been a while 

The kind of stuff that I post: Lots of nature photography type stuff, some memes and politics stuff, my extremely boring text posts occasionally and fandom-wise THG, Harry Potter, GoT, a whole mishmash basically. 

Why did I choose my URL: Because Aly is a BAMF and not appreciated enough by the ASOIAF fandom! And she’s not even in GoT which sucks. 

Gender: Female

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Pokemon team: Mystic

Favourite colour: Royal blue 

Average hours of sleep: Probably about 5/6, aka NOT ENOUGH

Lucky number: Don’t have one 

Favourite characters: Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark, Alysane Mormont, Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin, Hermione Granger, I’m forgetting so many but I’m tired at the moment sorry :P 

Dream job: Doctor! But also a job where I can travel a lot and do not much, so not that compatible with medicine 

Number of blankets I sleep with: Just a duvet 

Relationship Status: Chronically single af unfortunately 

Pets: None…trying to persuade my parents to get a dog that I can pet when I see them haha 

Last Song I listened to: 'Believer’ - Imagine Dragons 

Favourite TV Show: Ugh idek. I like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Brooklyn 99, The 100, Friday Night Lights, Lovesick, Orphan Black, Archer, a lot of stuff really 

First Fandom: Harry Potter! I used to dress up as a witch to go to the midnight book releases, and I used to a do lot of RP online.

Hobbies: Dancing, reading, sleeping for sure, yoga 

Favourite books: I hate this question so I’ll tell you what I most recently read. Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell, Anything You Can Do by RS Grey and Wake by Abria Mattina

I’m tagging @hanginghope, @alysanne, @kocoumbuthessoserious, @ohcaptainmyswancaptain, @hawthornhedge and @madgesundersee if any of ya fancy it