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simple yet specific relationships & reverse starters meme!
send one of the followings emojis or prompts if you have ideas for relationships & plots when it comes to our muses, but you don't know how to start! in return, i'll go through either yours or my prompts and try to send you something to work with your wishes! feel free to send more of them at the same time too!!
note: with "my muse", we mean the sender's
NEUTRAL
š a simple first meeting should work
š¤ my muse wants to know yours better
š¤ my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them /pos
š¤ my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them and has no strong feelings about them. yet.
š my muse is related or friend of someone your muse is friends with
š my muse is related or friend of someone your muse dislikes
š my muse is related or friend of someone your muse loves
PLATONIC & FAMILIAL
š¶ they could be friends!!!!
šŗ they were friends in the past, but lost contact with eachother
š£ they're family!!!
š my muse is a distant relative of yours
š“ my muse is a fan of yours
š¦ my muse is an old friend who yours didn't see in a while
š our muses are online friends
ROMANTIC & SEXUAL
ā¤ļø my muse wants to kiss yours (in a romantic way)
š my muse has a one sided crush on yours
š our muses are exes
š§” my muse used to have a crush on yours some time ago
š my muse wants to kiss yours (mostly in a sexy kind of way)
š our muses had a one night stand
š¤ our muses are fuckbuddies
ANTAGONISTIC & NEGATIVE
š„ my muse doesn't know yours, but heard of them /neg
šØ they should beat eachother up
š£ my muse hates yours
š”ļø our muses hate eachother
šŖ my muse is scared of yours
āļø they were friends in the past, but they had a serious fight
šŖ my muse wants to kill yours
WORK & SCHOOL
š
they're forced to cooperate
š my muse wants yours to work for them
š our muses know eachother from school
š our muses know eachother from work
š my muse works for yours
š your muse works for mine
š my muse is or was your muse's teacher
OTHER ODDLY SPECIFIC SCENARIOS
š they should work together to beat someone else up
š our muses are in a fake relationship
š my muse needs yours to pretend to be their partner
š my muse is famous, and i'd love to see yours reaction to see them
š my muse is a troublemaker and yours find them after a fight
š my muse is sad for any reason and crosses paths with yours
š my muse catches yours doing something illegal
#prompt#rp prompts#rp prompt#ask meme#relationship prompts#romantic starters#love starters#angry starters#violent starters#funny starters
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#pokemon#anime#nintendo#bulbasaur#90s#vensaur#cute#funny#humor#meme#wholesome#wholesome memes#kanto#starter pokemon#gameboy#gaming#video games#nostalgia#nostalgic#pokeani#anipoke#nineties#retro#retrogaming
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i'm of the belief sycamore fumbled. dubbing it parenttrapshipping* (*they're divorced)
#kagoodles#pokemon legends za#pokemon spoilers#pokemon za#pokemon#pokemon xy#professor sycamore#parenttrapshipping#does the mom have a canon name? i guess she goes by grace#either way i liked the stream it was pretty alright. i got all my favorite starters in one game so i'm a happy camper about that#its gotta be the funniest thing ever for calem or serena. older stepsiblings#personally i just think this ship is funny but hey who knows#happy pokemon day everybody
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throwing my hat into the twin dragons ring
#nothing really changes. Drayden is just the bearer of the knowledge that he's raising gods. they're still stupid kids#they bite eachother and start crying when they find green seasoning on their pizza.#the ONLY actual Resh/Zek traits they actually get are the truth and ideals morals and they can survive intense fire and electricity.#they are quite human in literally every other aspect. funny as hell#ALSO they don't even have that much resistance to electricity and fire until it gets actively dangerous.#emmet is still more tolerant to electricty and ingo is still more tolerant to heat due to their starters and the way they've#naturally built it up. funny as hell to me man#also for ease of everything lets just say that in their stone form they're able to transform into something for a natural lifespan#if they agree on it#it just happens to be two autistic train guys this time.#spenxer lou art#submas#pokemon submas#submas emmet#submas ingo#submas au#subway boss emmet#subway bosses#subway boss ingo#subway master emmet#subway master ingo#gym leader drayden#pokemon drayden#twin dragons au
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HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch
recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...



look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!
#smiling. leering. same difference#i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire#but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so...#i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do#look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers#yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions#and a great conversation starter!#also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight)#(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!)#p.s. there are pins/badges
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(Ā a collection of enemies to allies dialogue prompts.Ā adjust phrasing as necessary.)Ā feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please donāt edit or add on to the original post š¤ if you like, please consider supporting me through tips, it's highly appreciated.
"I still don't like you, but we need to work together. Justā¦ try not to get in my way."
"If you think this means we're friends now, you're delusional."
"Iām only helping you because I need you aliveādonāt make me regret it."
"We may hate each other, but we hate them more. So, truce?"
"This doesn't mean I trust you. It just means we have the same enemy."
"You're the last person I want to rely on, but right now, you're all I've got."
"I never thought Iād be fighting alongside you. Feels weird, doesnāt it?"
"We make a surprisingly good teamā¦ letās not talk about it."
"I still want to punch you in the face, but we have bigger problems right now."
"You think this changes anything between us? Think again. But thanksā¦ I guess."
"Look, I donāt want to owe you anything. So let's call this even."
"Just because weāre working together doesn't mean Iāve forgotten what you did."
"I swear, once this is over, itās back to hating each other. Deal?"
"I never thought Iād say this, butā¦ I could use your help."
"Itās not like I had a choiceāyou were the only one who could pull this off."
"Don't get any ideas. This is temporary, and after we're done, it's back to being enemies."
"I donāt like you, you donāt like me. Letās just get through this without killing each other."
"Iām only here because I need something from you. Donāt mistake this for kindness."
"Funny how the universe keeps throwing us together, huh? Almost like a sick joke."
"Youāre the last person I want to see right now, but it seems I donāt have much of a choice."
"Iām starting to hate how well we work together. Itās unsettling."
"If anyone asks, this never happened. I wasnāt here, and we didnāt help each other."
"I didnāt think weād ever be on the same side, but here we areā¦ how does that feel?"
"I still think you're insufferable, but I suppose I could tolerate youā¦ for now."
"This changes nothing between us. We're just two people with the same goalāfor now."
"As much as I hate to admit it, I wouldnāt have survived without you back there."
"You think saving my life means I owe you? Weāre still enemies, make no mistake."
"I don't want to be here any more than you do, so letās make this quick."
"It doesnāt sit right with me, trusting you. But what choice do I have?"
"If we manage to pull this off together, you might just earn a sliver of my respect."
#uservolkova#rp sentence starters#sentence starters#sentence meme#meme starter#writing meme#dialogue prompts#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#rp prompts#indie starter#sentence starter meme#sentence starter prompt#indie rp#dialogue rp#character dialogue#random dialogue#otp dialogue#enemies to friends to lovers#enemies to lovers#dialogue ideas#funny dialogue
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(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys
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my art#art#dandys world#dandyās world#Is that it What do i even tag..#idk why i called it obscure it has 10mil visits on roblox but i Dont see it anywhere so. Whatever i say what i want#ā
arin rambles#Oh boy here we go#so i found this game like. The day before yesterday. So ive known this game for 2 days. Dude#DUDE. DUDE. my friends call this game my baby rattle its so absurd#the way this garbage mascot horror has ensnared me. i feel like a fool#Just hold on let me paint a picture for you. So just listen (<- aka read but just pretend)#So i press this game not knowing what on earth is in store#and me and my bestie choose our basic boring loser starter. And we walk into that elevator. and im walking around just Amazedā¦#And i look over and theres like A tv on the floor. And theres the most jaw dropping smooth animation on there im like OKAY THIS GAME IS FIRE#and i see the funny rainbow flower#AND RIGHT NEXT TO HIMā¦. THAT BORING BASIC BLUE HAT..#I SAW HIM. I WAS GOBSMACKED.#We lost the game cuz shrimpo jumped me because i was So distracted i took like 20 screenshots of astro#And thats how it all started#i didnt know his name..#in fact i didnt even know if his cover was purple or blue#but i knew 1 thing for certain..#THIS WAS LOVE!!!!!!!! AND I WANT TO BEAT HIM WITH A ROCKšššššš#dandys world oc#dandys world astro
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Don't think this counts as a spoiler as it's one of those background details/extra material stuff that the anime usually doesn't cover so I'm gonna make a post about it for the anime people
Due to elven beauty standards being VERY skewed towards the feminine, Otta

Is as butch as elves can tolerate before they start getting scared.
#im saying this also because i heard (havent seen the ep yet) that the dub might have given her a very fem voice#and like. shes not supposed to read like that. shes masc af for an elf#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi anime#im saying this because its funny but also because honestly this should help you recalibrate#like. in earnest. the beauty ideals of the different races are very useful to understanding why certain characters are Like That#for starters: now that you know that Kabru was raised by elves you also know that for an elf hes like fucking rugged. like thats a manly ma#and it also explains why Marci's shapeshifter of Laios was all her being So Scared of his manliness#while Senshi's was a baby (the dwarven beauty standard is the exact opposite)#the canaries#otta
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Starter Pokefusions by albert_wlson on Instagram
#pokemon#nintendo#switch#3ds#anime#gaming#video games#retrogaming#illustration#starter#eevee#eeveelution#pokefusion#charmander#charizard#kanto#cute#kawaii#funny#lol#meme
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In the whole āwhat would the Starks do if Jonās parentage ever came to lightā debate, the most interesting figure to me is Robb Stark. Ned is already caught between a rock and a hard place: duty and love to both his king and his sisterās son, though he already committed treason once to save Lyannaās boy. Catelyn the embodiment of the Tully words, āfamily, duty, honorā, is fiercely loyal to her husband and children - but not to Jon. So if she was ever put in a position to choose, itās obvious what she would do. Then thereās Robb. Heās his fatherās heir, his motherās pride. Heās named after Robert Baratheon, the ruling king of the seven kingdoms, as a testament to his fatherās upbringing and love for his friend. But Jon is his brother; his best friend; his greatest companion. Where Nedās choice would leave him conflicted, Robb doesnāt share the same loyalty to the king. So when forced to fight for the crown or his brotherās life, heād obviously choose his brother. Which would be an interesting twist of fate. Ned and Robert rebelled for their lives many years prior. How interesting it would be for the boy who bears Robertās name and the boy who bears Nedās face to rise in rebellion again.
#robert and ned were raised as equals#but jon and robb were not - jon received a lordlingās education and was raised in a castle#but heās a bastard! he was never robbās equal in truth and the best he could hope to be is a bannerman to his brother#and robb knew that!#so id like to see how weird the situation would be if robbās bastard brother turned out to be his king š#everyone always talks about what if jon went south to become robbās advisor#but yall what if it was the other way around- robb winning wars to defend his brotherās claim on the throne#ah love a good what if š#asoiaf#jon snow#robb stark#jon and robb the greatest duo to ever duo like!!! theyād put ned and robert to shame and thatās the T#for starters Jon would actually be a competent king andjsnajzbssj#always funny seeing people place robb in other peopleās claims for the throne like my friends?!#that boy will fight the whole world for his bro donāt even joke about that
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I've recently seen again a post talking about the Sableye and Dusknoir's relationship so i'd like to put my two cents in the discussion, for I love screaming into the void about PMD. (this isnt meant to discourage any other interpretations btw this is just my take on theirs and Dusknoir's relationship, bc I think they're very fun characters and I am very glad the game actually gives these minions a bit of relevance in se5).
Tbh I don't buy that Dusknoir treats the Sableye nicely, at least not out of kindness. I don't think he's a tyrant or inexplicably mean, of course, and I think his minions ADORE him, but i also believe that doesn't mean he's nice to them, sth that i consider meaningful for their character arcs.
Throughout the entire game he's exclusively giving them orders, in se5 he concocts a plan that involves thrashing them MULTIPLE times (he's lucky Grovyle isn't one to try and kill enemies in battle ig), and the cherry on top is that the first time we see him being fully genuine he does this:
(yes, he is in turmoil in here, but there's not a single thing implying that 1. this is an unusual response towards the sablye, 2. dusknoir feels bad for it at some point or is surprised at himself, 3. this has any impact in the sableye at all. You can argue these reactions happen off screen and we don't see them, they don't happen bc they have pressing matters to attend to or they happen after they return to life, and that's perfectly valid, but i'm sticking with what the game shows us, here.)
I must say, though, the fact that the Sableye, despite having been almost mindless pokƩmon up to now, STAND UP TO AND ATTACK Primal Dialga for their boss and even try to look after him despite him ordering them to check on Grovyle and Celebi first is SO important to me. they are goons to the bone and they love that scheming ghost so much.
My own view is that Dusknoir is generally polite to them (you wouldn't randomly break your own revolver or weapon without any reason, would you?), but is quicker to get mean with them than with people he doesn't know or he is seeking to manipulate. He doesn't care about their behaviour as long as they get the job done, which is why I think the anime thing of the Sableye climbing onto his shoulder isn't that remarkable, rather it's a very cute moment, one that is showing how they've been working together for long and how their size difference affects their interactions, but it is not necessarily conveying an affectionate bond (this is a bit random, but it reminds me of Disney's Jafar with Iago lmao. throw your pet sableye at your enemies so they mock them and then return to your shoulder). Additionally, Dusknoir letting the Sableye onto his shoulder is probably as close as we are gonna get to a villain turning around in his chair while petting a cat in PMD lol.
[this isn't meant to be a one-to-one comparison, it's just a detail i find cute and shows that this gesture can have multiple interpretations, with none being the only right one]
Leaving that aside, I hesitate to claim Dusknoir trusts his Sableye as allies, as Grovyle makes a point in the main story of how the Sableye (your Sableye, he says, as if objectifying them; not friends, but tools, weapons at Dusknoir's disposal) are lacking compared to the way hero/partner/grovyle support one another (power of friendship and hidden information babyyyy). The Sableye are used to Dusknoir's way of doing things, though, I'm sure. They know what happens when he's displeased, after all.
I think, most of all, the Sableye are meant to look disposable: they are 6 identical pokƩmon that almost act like a hivemind, and we are not supposed to think at all about how we may hurt them in battle any more than we do with the angry Manectric pack or random dungeon pokƩmon. This, I believe, is why the game has them stand up against Dialga and gives them unique dialogue at the end of se5. They're meant to show their inner shine, just as Dusknoir managed to do. They suddenly gain an individuality they had never shown while they were working to maintain the dark future.
Where they abandoned Dusknoir in the Old Ruins, now Grovyle has motivated them to look for their dignity and fight for a better world, and that starts with protecting their leader from Primal Dialga's rampage, and supporting his new objective and allies in their quest to save the future. In their own small way, they've also grown as characters throughout SE5.
I believe that, overall, Dusknoir saw the Sableye as tools, but thanks to their growth and clear care for him, there's a possibility he might start to see them (and by extension other pokƩmon) in a more genuine, less pragmatic / objectifying way in the future. Now that Dusknoir has the chance to live a fulfilling life, he may learn to care for others without surrounding himself by so many walls. If anything, I think their future is quite bright. Not that the Sableye would mind if he still thrashed them around, though lol, they're clearly not bothered much by it (special episode 0 had a great depiction of the sableye imo, you can check that romhack if you haven't yet).
In conclusion, look at these little guys who adore their can-get-mean-but-is-mostly-polite boss and probably have a body count but now are good, they're so cute:
#tldr: i think dusknoir not being nice and them being cowards is what makes their se5 actions more significant. they both have an arc#this is all surface level analysis i know but thats how i read them#i didnt bother to talk about grov saying the sableye do 'all the dirty work' around the future bc i didnt know where to put it but. uh.#add that to the prepared execution room and i think these guys have killed people lmao#i must reiterate this isnt throwing shade to any headcanons this is just what i got from the game. people are free to have fun.#also. dusknoir in the middle of his se5 panic attack and existential crisis: get the fuck out of my way this is my moment#HE GETS OUT OF HIS CRISIS ANIMATION SO FAST TOO. HE REALLY SAYS 'not now sweaty. daddy's having some him time' and slaps them#so he can go back to his drama queen pose#hes so awesome. gay toxic uncle behavior#his nemesis is in agony the entire time while this happens. se5 is truly peak fiction#the height difference is so funny too#like no wonder dusknoir didnt have any issue trying to kill the mcs. the sableye are tinier than some starter options ewionfwojfewo#highly throwable imps they are#him beign a bit jerk and him letting the sableye climb him up to give him rocks like in the anime special are not mutually exclusive. to me#this is pokemon. these magic creatures constantly beat up each other#the sableye get climbing privileges if they are good boys and it is useful to give him what he's looking for. and also it's very cute#this was gonna be just a textpost but then it got long and i strted looking for game moments that seemed relevant to the sableye oops#i like to babble about this game and dusknoir especially#sableye#dusknoir#pmd2#'scribz isnt it cringe to write 500 words retelling the events of a children's game' look if 90% of eos video essays can do it then so can#this is the closest thing my lacking understanding can manage to a meta/analysis post ig
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"Meet the Team" sentence starters!
30 starters ; TW for suggestive and violent content
i mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.
if you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead!
if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
i fear no man, but thatā¦ thingā¦ it scares me.
no Iā¦ I ain't talking about that freak.
not one of you's gonna survive this.
i'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!
oh, they're going to have to glue you back togetherā¦ in hell!
this is my weapon.
who touched my gun?!
cry some more!
i solve problems.
i solve problems. not problems like "what is beauty?"ā¦ i solve practical problems!
use a gun. and if that doesn't work, use more gun.
boom. headshot.
as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
i'm not a "crazed gunman", i'm an assassin!
i'll be honest with you: my parents do not care for it.
be polite. be efficient. have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
anyway, that's how i lost my medical license.
what was that noise?
kill me.
should i be awake for this?
oh, don't be such a babyā¦ ribs grow back!
are you sure this will work?!
aw, man! you would not believe how much this hurts!
if you managed to kill them, i assure you, they were not like me.
what are you? president of his fan club?
listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
#team fortress 2#tf2#sentence starter#rp sentence starters#rp sentence starter#rp prompt#rp prompts#violent starters#funny starters#fun starters#sad starters#angry starters
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#pokemon#anime#bulbasaur#nintendo#90s#gaming#video games#cute#kawaii#wholesome#funny#lol#humor#meme#starter pokemon#gameboy#gba#ds#3ds#switch#nintendo switch#pokemon go#pokemon let's go#wholesome memes#nineties#retro#retrogaming
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Okay now that I've reblogged that one post...
Holy shit
Like, please understand me. This is how I already interpreted these relationships after reading Journal 3 but like
Wow Ford really was in a weird kinda complicated gay situationship with Bill and Fiddleford, huh? When he's all alone on Christmas in tbob he's all like "Oh yeah haha of course...of course. You have. Yeah. You have a wife, F. How could I expect you not to leave. I am totally not secretly hoping you'll turn around and come back to me, or that you'll even bring your family back here if you have to so I can see you. I'd retreat to my dreams but I haven't seen my muse in weeks and I miss him so badly. I'm so alone"
He and Fiddleford aren't even dating but it's hard not to get the light impression that this situationship is such that Ford kinda treats Bill like his comfort triangle from his head and dreams and Fiddleford like his comfort best friend in his lab. Like he's sad on Christmas that his boyfriends left him alone, you know? Of course it's definitely more complicated than just that, but they are dear companions to him
Or when Bill finally comes back and Ford is pissed
"You return now? After all of that, after me missing you so badly, almost dying, wondering if I'd dreamed it all up. You return now like it was no biggie? Did you ever mean the things you said? Did you not find some other scientist or some other big brain to talk up? Have you found someone else? Another partner?"
And then Bill, dodging the question was like "Funny you think I'm cheating on you as if you haven't been spending all that time with F. The side bitch. The third wheel. You've even considered telling him everything, even though you know he has second thoughts. Heh. A little birdie told me he dreams of shutting down the project even."
Leading Ford to be like "Aw hell how could I accuse my muse of such a terrible thing when I haven't been a saint. He's right! F has been much less motivated lately and I've just gotten so paranoid from the isolation. I'm so sorry for my baseless accusations."
I don't even have a lot to say I just love these three. Fiddleford put up with a lot of shit from Ford while also dealing with his own problems and trying to help him regardless, while Stanford saw him as a comfort and a good friend but ultimately someone who was of lesser mind than he and couldn't see things through his eyes, while Bill was in Stanford's corner actively making him worse and contributing to his isolation (trying to get him to drop Fiddleford and actively feeding his paranoia), while Stanford was seeing both relationships of his with stars in his eyes and rose tinted glasses because he refused to do some introspection
There's so much stuff that journal 3 and tbob added to the equation that's just bad/shitty all around. Can't believe Ford went through a double divorce/breakup despite not having ever been married (or, at least, despite not even officially dating them sorta)
The entire situation in the past is just tragic and hilarious and concerning all at once and that's what I like the portal trio for tbh
#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#fiddauthor#billford#journal 3#tbob spoilers#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#i just be ramblin#for the record this post isn't really intended to be deep analysis or thought my brain is just running with thoughts after reading tbob#yesterday and I love them#there's just so much in that book#so much#And I think it's funny what Alex did making the situationship even more textual and honestly just adding more things in general that are#absolutely discourse starters#tbob is really good for character studying Bill and Ford#I don't have anything profound to say I just love the complexity and softness (at times) and toxicity of Bill/Ford/Fiddleford
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Itās like having a purebred dog and a possum you found in the dumpster
#snivy#volcarona#pokemon doodles#original art#Specifically remembering the volcarona you could catch in Relic Castle#managed to get the lvl 70 one#Imagine youāre seen as a deity#Chilling in your ruins#and youāre suddenly captured by some kid#now you eat kibble out of a dog bowl and live in a ball#Anyway I just think itās funny#Bc the starters are only āstartersā bc theyāre supposed to be likeā¦idk more comfortable with ppl or whatever. More tame#But the moment you leave your hometown you can just start catching real wild animals#Anyway I love my feral volcarona even if it touches a rock and dies#itās fine
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Me: Introducing my beloved wife to Warhammer lore
My heart: āHow can there be only war? Whoās making the food? Whoās doing the commerce? Whoās doing the FUCKING??ā
#i love her so fucking much#sheās so goddamn funny#we played the practice missions of the Space Marine 2 Boardgame and had a great time#gonna play the actual missions in that soon#might move on to the starter set if she really likes it#wh40k#warhammer 40k#games workshop#40k#gw
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