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Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room:
(they were on the brink of a divorce)
that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭
He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again
THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE
Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"
#brocedes trauma#ITS REAL#im a child of divorce#pleasee my parents#The whole grid was suffering#because of two hoes#who love a piece of metal more than their 14 year bond#seb max and daniel were WITNESSES#divorced husbands#silver war#TM#formula 1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#sebastian vettel#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#mernaroll
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lando and oscar: *managed by a shitshow of a team and therefore clash with each other*
nico rosberg, from several kilometers away: I CLASHED WITH MY TEAMMATE ONCE. it was the spring of 2016, even the brilliant rays of sunlight couldn’t melt the frozen shards of the love i gave to–
oscar: lando and i bought each other flowers today :)
#f1#f1 memes#landoscar#brocedes#nico rosberg#lando norris#oscar piastri#op81#ln4#formula 1#mclaren#sky sports f1#oh nico#eight years and counting#britney#britney i’m sorry to tell you but reliving your trauma vicariously through some orange cat boy twinks is not going to heal you
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The sins of the father go on and on, from kid to kid, unless someone - you - chooses to end them.
(inspired by @/transjlawrence)
#f1#formula 1#f1edit#max verstappen#racing#jos verstappen#max and jos#web weaving#web weave#richard siken#charles leclerc#lestappen#brocedes#love#motorsports#hannibal#father#father and son#childhood trauma#sir lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#lewis and nico#leclerc verstappen#lestappen fic#brocedes web weave#mv33#maxcharles#ollie bearman#kimi antonelli
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sometimes it feels like lewis has a degree of distance from the rest of the grid that makes it hard to connect to him (i, a newer fan, took a while to even get a proper sense of his vibes). he’s such a legend and icon in the sport there’s always a little bit of separation i think — maybe subconsciously for some of the older drivers, but i think it’s more prevalent in the younger drivers because so many of them actually idolized him for years and are suddenly racing with him. max may be getting there but he also grew up with most of the grid, and he has his funky little hobbies (twitch streaming sim races) that give fans a glimpse of him casually. i’m not sure why lewis doesn’t participate in grill the grid/f1 videos but when you think about it that’s how a lot of people get some more casual impressions of the drivers they don’t follow as closely (or at all), and then he’s not there. there’s just this air of legendary about him so when you see him standing alone it seems intentional, in a way. he is always standing on his own as a leader in many (metaphorical) ways so i can understand why the drivers might see him minding his business during the parade and think he wants the space.
anyway all this to say there is a special kind of happiness in seeing charles decide to break through the wall of godliness to keep lewis company and bring him back to their level. lewis seems so much more engaged and lively and mortal when he’s happy chatting with the other drivers and being a bit mischievous and it’s like oh, i’m finally seeing the lewis hamilton he was before the myth and fame and weight of leadership. i think he’s really going to seem like a whole new person next season with charles and ferrari for those of us who didn’t know that lewis and i really really like the idea of getting to meet him ❤️
#idk how to even word it properly but it’s like. he’s Lewis Hamilton#he’s always seemed like a standup guy with the activism and awareness he brings to things#but even that sort of… leadership and bravery to take action with his platform is possible because he HAS a platform#there’s no escaping it#i always liked him fine but I’m starting to LIKE him you know#(this is not max slander btw i love max and he’s a leader in his own way and very supportive of the other drivers too)#(it’s just different energy around them… the generational gap i think)#thinking about lewis stealing charles phone during an interview and it’s like this kind of feels like pre trauma brocedes lewis#fun! and lively! and connected!#idk I am slightly sleep deprived and weirdly emotional about this#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#I’m becoming an idle 1644 supporter#1644
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MotoGPtwt has found out that Jorge and Pecco used to be actual friends… oh god I’m not prepared for the brocedesification of this championship fight
#ive literally seen people describing it as brocedes trauma like girl#these two dont even hate each other not even a bit#and theyve not even come close to having incidents with each other#motogp
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you went down the brocedes rabbithole 😭😭😭😭
I AM NOT OKAY
#WHAT THE FUCK#does everyone that has something wrong with them have a codependent homoerotic relationship with their best friend from when they were kids#BUT YEAH#WHAT THE FUCK BRO#I am#MY HEART#SHATTERED#GIRL WHAT#its the gift that keeps on giving#except the gift is trauma#packed in a parcel of TNT#CRY#brocedes
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this is my ranking for any1 curious btw
#maybe the singles are biased but i think she chose the singles well. theyre some of the best on the album#3-6 are the real standouts for me. 7-9 is ok and the bottom 3 i dont really like soz#she speaks#making the bed took me out first listen. lacy is so pretty sonically but took me a few listens to fuck w the lyrics.#the grudge made me sad bc i was associating it w trauma but now that i've realized i can just associate it w/ brocedes?? game changer#logical took me a few listens as well. some of the lyrics are cringy but i'm over it now. bridge FUCKS#ok bye
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Five years later, the teenager who used to torment you and your ex by stealing some of your valuables during those sad dark times pulls up is his blue energy drink powered vehicle and declares his intention to sign his name next to yours on the shiny cup that was the very reason for your divorce. I'd lose it too in Lewis' place.
imagine. you're going through a public and messy divorce. and every time you have to go to court to duke over who gets to keep the house, some teenager shows up and starts grabbing shit out of your pockets. by the end of the divorce you dont know if youre more haunted by your ex or by the teenager. this happened to my friends lewis hamilton and nico rosberg in 2016
barcelona was like you're having an actual physical fight outside the courthouse and said teenager runs in while nobody's looking and steals your designer handbag from where you left it under your seat
#talk about trauma and war flashbacks#lewis hamilton#max verstappen#does this classify as nico content? should I tag him too?#nico rosberg#brocedes#kind of
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knives out | lewis hamilton social media au
pairing: lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader
2016 saw the murder of brocedes right before our very eyes, but who got y/n in the will?
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- part of the brother's best friend series -
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yourusername: back in barcelona! nothing has ever happened here, right? RIGHT?
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user1: when i'm in a victim of brocedes contest and y/n rosberg turns up
user2: nico was like "oh, lewis has had a good qualifying... here comes the curse"
user3: he's the hater we should all aspire to be
nicorosberg: barcelona is a beautiful place but you should pick your company well!
yourusername: great advice nico, i should've left you at home
nicorosberg: snore! i'm great company you just can't keep up with my great personality and wit
yourusername: what ever you need to tell yourself old man
nicorosberg: i'm two years older than you?
yourusername: how was the industrial revolution?
user4: i hope they never grow up and always argue in public
user5: omg the argument on sky about lewis v seb in canada... and jenson just stood there with the biggest shit-eating grin ever
lewishamilton: my trauma is not your joke
yourusername: it was my trauma too i was the one who had to listen to him complain for the next TWO WEEKS
lewishamilton: trying to find where i care...
yourusername: you complained first ??
lewishamilton: rightly so!
yourusername: do not tussle with me about this, by now i thought you'd know that us rosbergs don't play about complaining
lewishamilton: believe me my therapist knows that
user6: i know nico sat on his hands forcing himself not to comment back
user7: alternatively, celebrating that he still lives in lewis' head
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lewishamilton: @yourusername i may love you but if that man ever takes a picture of my car i'm putting a hit on his head
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user11: we got a relationship reveal and a death threat all in one post
user12: lewis saw yall ready to make a brocedes edit using this race and made sure you knew that he doesn't care about a his old haunts
user13: he was like yall shipping me with the wrong rosberg
yourusername: let's refrain from threats for now
lewishamilton: we're gonna have to get rid of that last name, no more curses
nicorosberg: RIGHT THAT IS IT IF YOU DARE GET MARRIED DOUBLE-BARRELLED OR ELSE, ROSBERGS ARE ELITE AND YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS NAME
yourusername: he does have a point
lewishamilton: i'm for real going to lose my mind that we haven't spoken in years and this is where he drew the line
nicorosberg: you told the world you're dating my sister at the same time as me
lewishamilton: stop cursing me then 🤨
nicorosberg: i don't curse you my devilish good looks just sent your engine into cardiac arrest
user14: i know toto wolff just fell to his knees in the mercedes garage seeing them bicker in instagram comments after making merc a literal warzone for years
user15: and yet this is the most brocedes way to go about it
georgerussell63: even if you're dating his sister, i'm still your favourite teammate right?
yourusername: valterri exists buddy soz
georgerussell63: *clutches my pearls*
lewishamilton: and that is exactly why valterri is my favourite teammate
georgerussell63: whatever 💁🏻♀️
charles_leclerc: not for long xx
yourusername: whoever can bring me the best coffee can get the crown?
lewishamilton: stop exploiting my teammate and future teammate
yourusername: that's what they're there for?
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yourusername: anything happen this week?
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user19: y/n ruining her brother's week - anything happen this week?
user20: more like year
nicorosberg: more like life
yourusername: drama queen
nicorosberg: as i should be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourusername: got enough exclamation marks in there buddy
nicorosberg: no open the door i need to scream directly in your ears
yourusername: if it's any consolation, the relationship started after 2016
nicorosberg: so he got me out of the way so he could go for my little sister 🤨
lewishamilton: yep!
nicorosberg: no i'm serious let me in i need to yell
nicorosberg: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE I CAN HEAR ROSCOE
nicorosberg: fine i'll just abseil from my apartment give me a sec
user21: y/n please let him in he's so serious about that i can feel it
user22: anyone from monaco here and want to keep us updated?
danielricciardo: Y/N LET HIM IN HE NEARLY KICKED MY POTTED PLANT OFF THE BALCONY
yourusername: lol
danielricciardo: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER PLEASE
lewishamilton: fine, you people are such bores
nicorosberg: i nearly lost a birkenstock
yourusername: and my inheritance nearly doubled
lewishamilton: *our
user23: i think lewis is having way too much fun with this
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nicorosberg: we're back at the track and i've got a sneaking feeling that the red bull might be fast around here
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user24: nico said babe won't catch me posting lewis on my instagram
maxverstappen1: sure thing buddy he's dating your sister, but there's NO NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME
nicorosberg: i said you're going to win?
maxverstappen1: i DON'T NEED YOUR BAD JUJU GIVE IT TO LEWIS HE'S THE ONE YOU'RE ANGRY AT NOT ME
nicorosberg: i'm not angry at lewis
lewishamilton: really?
nicorosberg: OF COURSE NOT
yourusername: he'll get over it soon lewis don't worry
lewishamilton: really? he's still holding a grudge from 2016 - that was EIGHT YEARS AGO
yourusername: yeah sorry that's a rosberg trait ❤️
user25: not the grid becoming victims of the brocedes fall out eight years later
yourusername: you're so shady why did you crop lewis out?
nicorosberg: outfit wasn't on par with the rosbergs
yourusername: oh no
lewishamilton: HOW DARE YOU
yourusername: you queens can take this out on each other i'm not getting involved in this one
lewishamilton: i know this birkenstock wearing primadonna is not dissing my custom mcqueen
nicorosberg: it's custom because no one would want something so ugly 🫶🏻
user26: someone take nico off the parc ferme interviews lewis might just run him over
user27: he should just let roscoe at his ankles
nicorosberg: that vegan dog can't do shit to me
yourusername: leave the kids out of it nico
nicorosberg: you birthed that? my condolences to your reproductive system
lewishamilton: DO NOT FAT SHAME MY SON
roscoelovescoco: kill yourself @nicorosberg
user28: WTF IS GOING ON
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lewishamilton: he may have won the battle, but i won the war
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user29: bro you're going to be subjected to boho chic Christmases for the rest of your life
user30: guy is going to get poisoned via christmas nut roast by nico 😭
yourusername: this is corny but i love you
lewishamilton: i love you too i'm going to pretend you didn't just call my super thought out caption corny
yourusername: it was corny and that's what i love about you
nicorosberg: you need better standards
yourusername: for someone who had so much homoerotic tension with the man that you retired you're being very rude about the subject of such tension
nicorosberg: that's not how that went
yourusername: sure, jan
nicorosberg: stop trying to rewrite history
yourusername: i saw it with my own two eyes... are you jealous that i ended up with lewis instead of you?
nicorosberg: nO
user31: i feel like this is definitely not the argument i thought i would see on the internet today
user32: lewis hamilton got passed around the rosberg house ... this your goat?
user33: both rosbergs are hawt as hell so yes!
charles_leclerc: oh great, keep stoking the flames lewis! if you invoke his wrath upon ferrari next season i will personally sacrifice you to the gods
lewishamilton: excuse me?
charles_leclerc: i don't know if you know this but i kinda don't have a world championship yet ... I DO NOT WANT THE ROSBERG CURSE ATTACHED TO ME
lewishamilton: do not minimise my trauma charles
charles_leclerc: you haven't joined ferrari yet, you don't know trauma. be nice to him, i can't finish my career with max having more championships than me
maxverstappen1: skill issue
user34: do these people ever stop arguing?
yourusername: no! and i can assure you it's worse in person
user35: worst brocedes tussle since nico found out?
yourusername: i was making a list of people to invite to my birthday dinner and nico was angry that i wrote lewis' name before his
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yourusername: still a victim of the brocedes nuclear fallout all these years later
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user37: bro nearly lost her bf to her brother
user38: lewis couldn't have nico and went for his sister instead
user39: insert larry stylinson theory here that y/n is just the beard and toto wolff is simon cowell
yourusername: i'm blocking all of you
nicorosberg: still yapping about this ... and i'm the dramatic one
yourusername: babe we can all see all of your comments on previous posts where you're the literal definition of crashing out
nicorosberg: BARCELONA WAS LEWIS' FAULT WE ALL KNOW THIS
yourusername: when did i bring up barcelona... you just proved my point IDIOT
nicorosberg: make me sound insane all you want ... TOTO IS THE REAL VILLAIN HERE
yourusername: ???
nicorosberg: he notebooked us
yourusername: riiiiiiiiiiight
nicorosberg: i wrote lewis a letter when i retired and toto never gave it to him
yourusername: you're telling me i had to hide my relationship for so long because you trusted that austrian big foot fraud to be your messenger pigeon ?
user40: did we just get insane brocedes lore on a random tuesday?
user41: you're telling me it was toto's fault the whole time?
lewishamilton: well yes it would've been helpful to have gotten the letter, you have to admit the sneeking around was hot
yourusername: you're right 🤭🤭🤭
lewishamilton: hiding in your bathroom while nico came over to bitch about me was a personal highlight
nicorosberg: excuse me?
lewishamilton: i know we're trying to be better, so here's a compliment: you're very creative when being mean about me
nicorosberg: why thank you 😝
yourusername: nuh uh we ain't doing this shit
lewishamilton: don't worry y/n you'll always be my favourite
nicorosberg: but you'll never have our trip to greece :P
yourusername: i will strangle you britney
user42: y/n got brocedes to talk again, but at what cost?
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lewishamilton: got y/n's hand in marriage in the will (after i murdered her brother's career)
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user43: y/n can't escape brocedes even on her engagement post
user44: she (and them) will never get rid of it
yourusername: i love you baby, here's to the rest of our life (even if that includes you arguing with my brother for the rest of time)
lewishamilton: i love you even more, i'd go through all of that psychological warfare again and again if it means i still end up with you
yourusername: we've always had an invisible string
lewishamilton: and there's no one else i'd want to be cosmically tied to <3
user45: i might cry they're so cute
user46: that comment thread called me single in about 100 different languages
charles_leclerc: congratulations you two! also congratulations to me - no more rosberg curse!
yourusername: really? on this POST?
charles_leclerc: hold on girlypop, it was mr hamilton-rosberg that brought up your brother first not me
lewishamilton: you better get all this attitude out now charles
charles_leclerc: what? you gonna marry my brother?
yourusername: lol i'm not threatened by them
arthurleclerc: why am i being shaded?
user47: 2025 HURRY THE FUCK UP
nicorosberg: i guess you're finally getting the rosberg name you've always wanted ...
lewishamilton: yes... i have always had a crush on your sister
nicorosberg: GASP! PERVERT 🫵🏻 i have known you since we were 12 you GROSS MAN
lewishamilton: WELL YES I WAS ALSO 12 I'VE NOT ALWAYS BEEN 36 MORON
yourusername: well doesn't this just get me excited for christmas
user48: i know a monopoly board hate to see these three coming
yourusername: @nicorosberg can i have an actual congratulations???
nicorosberg: i'm happy for you, i'm glad you're happy (also he's loaded so slay)
yourusername: i'll take it!
lewishamilton: sure whatever thanks nico !
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the enemy of my friend is my enemy, but he's also his own worst enemy? so he's my friend? (nr6) | pt2
pairing: nico rosberg x hamilton!reader [smau]
summary: in an attempt to plan a surprise birthday party for your brother's 39th birthday, you enlist the help of his ex-??? to get into his apartment
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f1gossipofficial well apparently three of our drivers have been spotted in monaco alongside a broken down car and a number of balloons. they were also spotted quickly getting into a tinted window car. we wonder who the driver of the second car is?
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user1 damnnn they're looking fine today 🤤🤤🤤
user2 finally someone feeding us gossip worthy content, istg this year has been sooooo boring, like where's the spice (but this barely counts btw, someone do something more entertaining lol) user3 but like who were the balloons for??? cause there was A LOTTTTTT and none of their birthdays are soon? user4 nah watch it be like an ex-girlfriend of all of them, the f1 dating pool is a puddle 💀💀💀
user5 lol the amount of people who immediately flocked to the car after seeing them get out of it, like if it was anyone else, those rich people would be honking the hell out of them lol
user6 nah fr fr, like a supercar just stopped bang smack in the middle of a busy monaco street, but everyone cares more about taking pics of the drivers and themselves with the car 🤣🤣
user7 i wonder why they're all together, usually post-padel we never get any interactions of them together, only max and lando
user8 lol stalker level insight right here
user9 that other car is smexy as hell 😻😻😻
user10 ikrrrrr like someone hook me up with a sugar daddy so i can get a nice car collection user11 nah that driver is probs just another wannabe businessman or entrepreneur 😖 user12 lol just watch it be some random ass youtuber pandering for views
user13 OK SOMEONE PLEASE BE AS DELUSIONAL AS ME AND TELL ME THAT'S NICO ROSBERG'S CAR
user14 girlie pop wtf user15 nah she might actually be onto something, istg nico mentioned on insta that he got a new car that looks superrr similar to the one in the pic 🤔
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f1gossipofficial well apparently someone was able to get a view inside the car as the drivers opened the door to get in, and apparently nico rosberg was the one driving the car 😱😱😱 stay tuned for more updates
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user16 OH MY OH MY GODDDDD GUYS IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE PINCH ME RN OMG
user17 ya'll he's BACKKKKKKKK WITH THE F1 GRID user18 GUYS WE'VE BEEN ROBBED FOR YEARS OF A POST NICO ROSBERG CASUAL HANGOUT WITH THE REST OF THE GRID 😭😭😭😭😭
user19 damnnnn this man has aged like fine wine
user20 even with the brocedes trauma, both men are looking great in their late 30s 😙
user21 since when did charles and lando be so like...friendly with rosberg? he's never been on the grid with them... 🤨🤨
user22 i mean he does do the post race interviews, but even that's a bit too professional to have any like "friendship" user23 yeah...interesting.... 🤔 user24 idk maybe recently they've just been able to have more conversations? i mean they all live in monaco, and ig theres not that many places where you wont bump into an f1 driver 🤷🤷
user25 guys does this mean we're getting a y/n nico reunion??? cause the three of them said they were going to visit y/n
user26 nah that was probably as a joke ngl, like they probably saw her earlier today or something 👁️👄👁️ user27 yeah im sure it means absolutely nothing user28 lol famous last words amirite 🙏🙏🙏
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y/n.hamilton guess which rats im babysitting tonight in monacoooooo 🐀🐀🐀
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user29 Y/N MOTHER WITH HER GRID CHILDRENNNNNN, I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR ❤️❤️❤️
user30 i love her so muchhhh, she just brings the energy all the time user31 i need her in the paddock next year, cause we've been robbed this year of content 😿 user32 fr fr like i need to see my women decked out in her multi team fits complete with a hamilton jersey 💋💋💋
user33 AHHHH THE BOYS LOOKING REALLY GOOD WITH THEIR GIRL TONIGHT
user34 she literally has the cutest friendship with them <3
user35 wait ya'll....is anyone connecting the dots like i am 🕵️🕵️🕵️
user36 ❓❓❓ user37 guys wasn't nico just with them...🧐
user38 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GUYS I THINK MY HEART JUST MIGHT EXPLODE?!?!?!?!?
user39 GUYS IS IT TRUE??? NICO AND Y/N REUNION IN 2023 🤭🤭
user40 YA'LL WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE BRIT AND BRAT DUO BACK??? GUYS THIS IS TRULY A CULTURAL PHENOMENON FOR THE ELITE 🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥
user41 GUYS 2016 Y/N-NICO TRUTHERS ARISE ONCE AGAIN, WE'VE BEEN DEAD FOR TOO LONG 🙏🙏🙏 user42 guys...i don't think i can be normal after this 🥴🥴🥴
user43 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF THEM TOGETHER, YOUR HONOUR PLEASE 😭 THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL APPROVE OF PAPARAZZI CAUSE I NEED TO SEE WITH MY PHYSICAL EYEBALLS THAT Y/N AND NICO HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER
user44 😳😳😳 i hate to say it....BUT LOWKEY SAME PLS SOMEONE DO UR THING
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“didn’t nico and lewis crash?”
oh noo baby that wasnt a crash, it was a psychological warfare that happens when you and your best friend pursue ur dreams of driving in f1 together and you make it to one of the big teams and you guys start winning but then you start fighting each other instead of other teams and you break each other down piece by piece, crashing into eachother, saying “we’re not friends” on live tv and when one of them finally beats the other, they leave. and theres an empty shell of two soulmates turned to strangers.
#there is nothing quite as devestating as this#brocedes trauma#i am a child of divorce#no i cant be normal about them#war flashbacks#it hurts your honor#silver war#TM#screaming crying throwing up#props to my bestfriend#for the quote at the beginning#brocedes#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#formula 1#mernaroll
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thoughts and prayers.
I am down the brocedes rabbit hole. Wish me luck.
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trying to gather my thoughts and put this as eloquently as possible.
if you haven't caught up, recently jenson button gave an interview in which he gave advice to lewis hamilton about his move to ferrari. unsurprisingly, this spurred some 'discourse' (shudders) about how lewis ex-teammates-turned-pundits (mostly nico and jenson Imao) tend to give weird borderline-psycho analysis about lewis even though it has been quite a significant amount of time since they were teammates and who knows if this analysis is even too applicable to lewis as he has changed A LOT since his tenure with them.
and again, unsurprisingly, this brought out a chunk of the fanbase that can never pass up the opportunity to give a dig at lewis and treat guy's like jenson and nico's words like gospel. one frankly gross post went on and on and on about how unbothered jenson was during his time as lewis's teammate (no he was not) and how much of a paranoid weirdo freak lewis was about being challenged by a teammate (never mind the fact his first teammate was fernando fucking alonso).
and this is a worrying trend i see growing amongst a faction of f1 fans who try and ignore the context of lewis and his place in the sport. lewis is a black man in a predominantly white sport. jenson nor nico, no matter how much people will place them on some babygirl pedestal, will NEVER know what that means or what this is like so whenever i hear them recount their time together as teammates, the context of this is always lost.
in 2011, lewis had split with his dad as his manager and was going through a tumultuous time with his girlfriend, nicole. i don't know about you, but if my personal relationships with the people i cared about were on rocky grounds, that would tend to affect how i interact with people at my workplace. nevermind the fact that it was also magazine gossip fodder. that type of spotlight affects you heavy. especially working in the toxic environment of early 2010s mcclaren.
nowadays, lewis, at best, is professional and cordial with both jenson and nico which is not a problem but for some reason some fans think lewis's attention and time should be spent fawning and talking about these men. they're unable to see him as somebody that is not fanfiction fodder for their white faves and it is generally disturbing the lengths they will go to to justify their lack of empathy, compassion, and consideration of his place as he tries to exist within a space that was resistant to accommodating his identity (2007 barcelona testing anyone?).
and if it wasn't bad enough, these same 'fans' have the cheek to imply that hamilton is psychologically weak for not engaging with these guys beyond a professional level. the same man who was racially abused by grown white adults since the age of 12 is psychologically weak. wow. truly stunning. and these fans always give a half-hearted "yeah of course lewis has gone through some racial trauma but-" but nothing. end of. your what fav and you have no fucking clue as to what racial trauma does to black children and how it seriously impacts them. so don't ever try to erase this impact. you're overstepping: it's not your place.
so if it wasn't clear: lewis hamilton does not owe your white fav anything. if he wants to mind his business while rolling by in his scooter, that's not a problem. you brocedes/slagclaren types that only tolerate him for his proximity to these white men are frankly, racist, and your pathetic attempts to hide behind your racism because lewis isn't as perfect as he tries to be' (yeah no shit) make it such a hostile environment for black fans who can smell your bs from a mile away.
#lewis hamilton#f1#formula one#formula 1#genuinely get tired as a black fan of this sport#oh but what’s new🤡#just somebody tired of it all#try as you might but lewis’ identity can’t be ignored when discussing these things#racism in f1#jenson button#nico rosberg#brocedes#slagclaren
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There's trauma, and then there "well we are not friends" (happy brocedes divorce weekend)
#theres a before me and after me this video#and dubai 2021 haunt me#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#happy brocedes divorce weekend#brocedes#formula 1#barcelona gp 2024
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I just realized I never posted my Brocedes cardiophile story idea but I still love it and think about it a lot, so I thought I’d now share it. ❤
(I don’t know that much about Brocedes, I wasn’t in the fandom when they were a thing but they’re my guilty pleasure ship, I love reading stories where they can communicate and have their happy end.)
This idea was born after Tumblr started showing me posts about Nico commentating the Chinese GP, hoping to have some kind of telepathic connection with Lewis, like he could hear what Nico was saying to help him improve and things like that.
The way I see Brocedes is something like Nico being totally okay with Lewis, he can talk about him, he can praise him, he can critique him, but Lewis is like “Who the fuck’s this? I’ve never heard of him”. I don’t know if it’s some kind of trauma response from Lewis, I don’t want to go into it because I don’t know all the details. But yeah, it’s a bit important in the story.
The story is about them getting stuck in a lift, and Nico is close to getting a panic attack because of it, and he really needs to hear/feel Lewis’ heartbeat because it’s a comfort thing for him because when they were teens (up until they became rivals and their friendship fell apart) they used to listen to each other’s heartbeat for comfort (and maybe sometimes for science too but that’s not that important here).
Nico really really needs that comfort but Lewis is like “Don’t even think about it, man” and pretends like everything’s fine because nope, he won’t let Nico feel/listen to his heart again because he knows if he let him, Lewis wouldn’t be able to keep up this behavior, he wouldn’t be able to ignore him anymore because letting him close to his heart again would ruin everything he’d built in the past years.
Listening to Nico’s heartbeat, feeling it, knowing it meant so much to Lewis in the past and the fact that it was the same for Nico with Lewis’ heart made it all so perfect. But then Nico broke Lewis’ heart and Lewis decided it was over, he fucked it up, and he doesn’t deserve to have it anymore.
It broke Lewis because they had such a special relationship and then it was over because of Nico’s games and the championship win and the retirement. And ever since their last heartbeat moment, Lewis tries not to think about it. He misses it, he misses holding Nico, he misses working out with him, he misses everything they used to do together but he can’t pretend like nothing’s happened and he isn’t hurt. And it makes him angry that Nico pretends like they’re fine. He can talk about Lewis without any difficulties. That fucker. He can’t let Nico think he didn’t do anything wrong. He wants Nico to know what he’d lost. So no more heartbeats, no more hugs, no more comfort, nothing. Suffer alone, bitch.
But when Lewis realizes that the situation is more serious than he thought, he lets Nico snuggle him and press his ear to Lewis’ chest. But Lewis doesn’t do anything else for a while because he hopes it’s enough for Nico. But no, Nico needs the hug and the hair petting too. And that’s when Lewis realizes he’s fucked. He does it, and they’re 18 again, cuddling, finding comfort in each other’s presence.
When the elevator is repaired, Lewis leaves without a word, trying to forget everything that’s happened.
Later Nico sends Lewis a message where he thanks him for the help. Lewis can’t help but ask Nico to come over to his hotel room. He doesn’t say why. Even when Nico’s there he doesn’t tell him why he asked him to come. He just pushes him onto the bed, climbs on top of him, and lays his head on Nico’s chest. He’d never say he needs it but Nico knows him too well. And he’s glad they’re back at it.
Maybe heartbeats can bring them back to each other.
#i wish i could write brocedes. i wish i could write at all.#brocedes#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1#heart things#my writing#i can't stop thinking about lewis dropping his head on nico's chest and nico wanting to ask what's going on but lewis just says “don't” so#nico doesn't ask/say anything but tries to just unbutton his shirt a bit more so lewis can put his ear right on the skin over his heart#god i could talk so much about this 😭
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I love your baby!au, it's such a joy to read!!! Given how Logan and Oscar are like two peas in a pod, I'm interested in how their first ever fight/argument as young children would play out. I don't think neither Logan nor Oscar would be able to handle the understanding that the other is a bit irked at them very well - Williams/Mercedes and Ferrari/McClaren would be very invested in ensuring that the two are able to make amends.
AHHH! Thank you so much!
This ask had been sitting in my inbox for so long since it matched up with a fic I was writing. I finally finished it so now you can know exactly how their first fight plays out!
Thank you for the ask and sorry for the wait!🥰
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First Fight (4678 words) by Vivi_teacake Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Oscar Piastri/Logan Sargeant, Alexander Albon/George Russell, Lando Norris/Carlos Sainz Jr, Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg, Nico Rosberg & Logan Sargeant, Jenson Button & Logan Sargeant, Lewis Hamilton & Logan Sargeant, Charles Leclerc & Oscar Piastri Characters: Oscar Piastri, Logan Sargeant, Alexander Albon, George Russell (Formula 1 RPF), Lando Norris, Carlos Sainz Jr, Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 RPF), Nico Rosberg, Charles Leclerc, Jenson Button Additional Tags: Galex family, Carlando family, Brocedes is inflicting generational trauma, Fluffy, Hurt/Comfort, First Fight Series: Part 4 of Baby!Loscar AU Summary: “We are not friends! Go away!” Oscar had yelled. “I don’t like you! I hate you!” Logan had yelled back. “I hate you too!” Those were the last words spoken between them. Oscar and Logan have their first big fight and neither kid seems to know how to deal with it.
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