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navysvettel · 8 months ago

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*on the phone*

stranger: i have your daughter

lewis: what? all of my kids are boys

stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-

lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE

#incorrect f1 #george russell is iconic #hes a pretty princess #seb and lewis are grid dads #they love their kids #theyre also married #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #formula 1 #george russell #princess george #lewis hamilton #blessed #mernaroll

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le-stappen · 6 months ago

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i feel deprived of lestappen content rn i need them to so sum craazy

type shit

Me as well! 😅 but luckily we have another race weekend coming up, and after the hug in Monaco everything seems possible 😏💙

#i need them back on a podium together asap #hopefully this weekend!#lestappen #ask #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 6 months ago

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THIS MAN 😭

+ bonus:

#i am not normal about this man #sebastian vettel #hes the babiest of babygirls #my babygirl #i wanna put him in my pocket #and let him peek out #guhhhh #my baby #i am not okay #cute gif #mernaroll #formula 1

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maxtermind · 2 months ago

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Hii. This is embarrassing but i accidentally sent you a post without any explanation 😭😭

I wanted to request a text fic based on the prank lol.

I'm pasting the link below again

https://www.tumblr.com/mernaroll/745765007150678016/on-the-phone-stranger-i-have-your?source=share

Thank you and I'm sorry 😭

hi babe so sorry but this is what i got

#꒰‧₊˚ letters ☆‧₊˚.

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neefir · 2 years ago

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navysvettel · 7 months ago

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Sebastian vettel in 2016 stayed BOOKED AND BUSY (he had to speak German with Nico and English to Lewis so they don't have to talk together in the cool down room because the girlies were tussing😔)

#brocedes #war flashbacks #seb was GOING THROUGH IT #they were MESSY messy #the girls are fighting #my divorced parents #Silver War #TM #*shudders*#angsty chaos #like okay dramatic ass #THEY WERE HOLDING DANIEL HOSTAGE TOO #he told me himself #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #formula 1 #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 6 months ago

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C R Y I N G

38-year old popstar Britney practices singing "I'm every woman"

behind the scenes from enbw

#this man #britney spears #hes an icon #hes a legend #and he is the moment #lewis watching this on repeat #ik he told me #THE SINGING #i need him so bad #nico rosberg #mernaroll #formula 1

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navysvettel · 8 months ago

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when your 1st teammate you were assigned when you were 19 and shy and weird who took you to his cousin's wedding and basically sugar daddied/ dommed you into being a real adult before abandoning you for ferrari and you try to act very grown-up and mature now but part of you will always turn back into that blushing 19 year old when he gives you attention but it's really just carlando

#carlando #me if u even care #carlos is such a dom #he loves his sugar baby #LANDO NORRIS IS SUCH A SUGAR BABY #i will die on this hill #i already did #what kind of fuckery is this #i dont fucking know #but its real #formula 1 #carlos sainz #lando norris #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 8 months ago

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Charles: Time for plan G.

Carlos: Don't you mean plan B

Charles: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

George: What about plan D?

Charles: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lando: And what about plan E?

Charles: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

#f1 incorrect quotes #charles is stewpid #theyre just silly little babies #instigating again #max is just being silly #he loves his charlie #he still might let let him die #if he was in one of his moods #charles leclerc #max verstappen #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #formula 1 #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 6 months ago

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daniel ricciardo, somewhere in australia: me and max are great friends and i-

max, 2,371 miles away: frIENDS???

daniel: yeah? i-

max: HOW COULD YOU

*dramatically falling to the ground*

daniel: maxie-

max: *unintelligible sobbing*

daniel: i do not get paid enough for this

#maxiel #max is just being silly #he’s a dumbass #50 shades of GREIF #your honor they are in love #they told me themselves #i swear #shed a single tear #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #formula 1 #mernaroll #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo

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navysvettel · 7 months ago

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Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room:

(they were on the brink of a divorce)

that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭

He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again

THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE

Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"

#brocedes trauma #ITS REAL #im a child of divorce #pleasee my parents #The whole grid was suffering #because of two hoes #who love a piece of metal more than their 14 year bond #seb max and daniel were WITNESSES #divorced husbands #silver war #TM #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 7 months ago

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when nico had daniel STUGGLING to put together a sentence in italian so they could exclude lewis

their beef was so funnyyyyy

It got me giggling and crying at the same time

seb vettel making snarky brocedes comments in the post podium interviews was glorious

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navysvettel · 6 months ago

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“didn’t nico and lewis crash?”

oh noo baby that wasnt a crash, it was a psychological warfare that happens when you and your best friend pursue ur dreams of driving in f1 together and you make it to one of the big teams and you guys start winning but then you start fighting each other instead of other teams and you break each other down piece by piece, crashing into eachother, saying “we’re not friends” on live tv and when one of them finally beats the other, they leave. and theres an empty shell of two soulmates turned to strangers.

#there is nothing quite as devestating as this #brocedes trauma #i am a child of divorce #no i cant be normal about them #war flashbacks #it hurts your honor #silver war #TM #screaming crying throwing up #props to my bestfriend #for the quote at the beginning #brocedes #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #formula 1 #mernaroll

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navysvettel · 8 months ago

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redbull second drivers