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well I have some good news and bad timing for you

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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Mesmerizing sea-themed 3D embroidery art by PieniSieni, THE CRAB PIN IS SO PRETTY!!!!!

I am also in love with their carnivorous plants hairpin:

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Yashima Gakutei – Crabs near a tide line, Japan, 1827

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Cancer. Am crab. You human fools.

what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

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~ Crab Vessel with Double Spout.

Place of origin: Colombia, Calima Region

Period: Ilama Period

Date: 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100

Medium: Ceramics

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Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

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my legions would commit idolatry

Beaded cloisonné hermit crab by Amy Kopperude.

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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

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I've been trying to tell everyone the crucifixion was just a typo for carcinization and that's why it didn't stick

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

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Calappa lophos

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Cripes! The infiltration attempt has been compromised

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

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Watch out for this sick crustacean kickflip in the tidepools later 🦀🛹🔥

Posca on canvas, the blue one's the original! I'll have stickers, prints and the original up for grabs on my shop when I re-open next week!

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~ Crab Vessel with Double Spout.

Place of origin: Colombia, Calima Region

Period: Ilama Period

Date: 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100

Medium: Ceramics