#bro this made me laugh so hard

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Vox might not be able to hit on Alastor but he hit the gym for sure

Val has the best problem solving skills of Hell

Headcanons:

Vox doesn't work out for shit. He would even forget to eat if Val and Vel didn't check on him at least once a day.

Val denies it saying that he is "naturally this good" but in reality he hits the gym quite often to be always in top shape and he does a lot of squats (to keep his ass round).

Vel publicly goes to te gym a lot to shoot video and to snap pictures. It's unclear if she also work out while she is there.

[majimasleftasscheek]

I lost to Majima in a pocket circuit race and I got so mad I left to go find him and beat him up before trying again

I like to think that's a canon occurrence

[ventivente]

What do you mean “ what about Johan Seong” LOOK AT HIM BROTHER HE IS LITERALLY DYING RN

[dwtdog]

😭?

[lucid-lilacc]

my genuine reaction

[sergle]

One time I saw a tumblr blogger describe themselves as a pixar mom but they had. almost no bodyfat. Absolute disturbing lack of cake.

[marciliedonato]

HELP ???? 😭💀💀

[poorlydrawnandroids]

From the people who brought you: "Android detectives can't cook!" comes the concept: "Hank has a horrible food palate!"

He's happy to try anything once.

[mcytegg]

ive rewatched bacons warden killing vod Too many times to count already. simply bc it has ro in it. and the amt of times bacon and hannah call jumper up to take responsibility for her dumbass teammate during the wemmbu.....bit is so funny. i think jumper swearing to remain loyal and dedicated to her teammates this season, only to get hit w dumbass roshambogames /aff is her punishment for her crimes last season.

[brokendreamscreation]

HallowMeme

" I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “  Gabe holding up the sexy nun costume GFHFGJJG - @heaven-said

Lucid has never dressed up for Halloween before since it’s rather blasphemous among the older angels. However with the new age Winners the holiday still is near and dear to many. The ever curious angel with his puppy eyes convinced Gabriel to go with him to the human world to explore an infamous store that calls itself “Spirit of Halloween”.

They appear once a year, filling the abandoned spaces of human buildings overnight, stalked to the ceiling with ghoulish goodies. And then as soon as Halloween ends, they vanish as if they were never there to begin with. Maybe Gabriel is doing a bit of research to see if these stores are in fact tied to Hell itself somehow.

Looking up from a horribly anatomically incorrect “skeleton spider”, Lucid turns his attention to the costume Gabriel holds up. If his halo was summoned it would have lit up in alarm and feathers ruffled. Clearing his throat, the younger angel offers an awkward chuckle. “W-well…I believe the humans would say it is “nun of your business”. Bad pun? Absolutely~

[waitineedaname]

im enjoying heaven official's blessing so far

[tariah23]

Almost killed myself when I first read this shit, sorry-

[r4smalaigf]

Although ur facial features are manly and not that attractive but I still prefer to use your face as my cum dumpster

how about let's shift the role and let the real man (me) take the lead? you could suck some dick

[awakenthebeing]

*Looks at Piepoe*

"She's so adorable!"🥺💞💖

*puts them in a blender*

[silvertiefling]

"I believe she licks her own crotch... like a dog. Which is entirely fine, considering I also do it. Though I've far better reach..." ;)

On anon or not, tell me what YOUR headcanons for my muse are.

"YOU DREAM ABOUT IT, don't you? That I was THAT flexible... I am - but I ain't fuckin' usin' it for that you absolutely awful little incubus, that's for other people t'lick."

@dvilsdesire

[carnallyricky]

Me when. When. Um. No nvm goodbye