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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 9 months ago
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You have been more chattery as of late.
This could only be the next phase of mind fucking me though.
#in a way your use of tools shows you are weaker than me#like I don't need to plug into technology to get inside your head#I really don't know how much my consciousness uses technology as well#probably since I was babbling as a baby onto the air waves#*key on* baaaa baaaaaaaaaa#*key off* “laugh* *tries to chew on mic*#I can still remember how it tastes#like a piece of metal#ita like dreaming about something I can't remember and ding ding#like four or five I don't know which it is this time....#then it's like four#and then the fifth one she holds that bitch#I probabt twitch in my seat and pass back out#eyes closed without a sense of direction#sound hmm yes what yes over there where am I ah yes off we go#even if I had 999 realms where everything is perfect this one would drive me into contempt for myself#.....I know they're pierced#and thank God there's no ink#if you want me to write things on your face with make-up well I can blame the makeup for your makeup#bro owned hole#yanno if down the line I am a huge dragon it would be nice to have a dragon to bone in mid air#like oral sex for them is like putting their face on the genitals and breathing fire because they are primal and don't really get injured#at that level it is merely ah yes some of this which we are made of is rubbing against us#ahe will be like it is of infrared plasma#I will like scoop it up with my hand and be like needs more hell fire#the metaphor of you discharging plasma or two plasma dischargers does seem the way to create well though
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makedonsgriva · 3 months ago
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I think the worst part about Yunmeng Brothers is that reconciliation is practically impossible for them. Like obviously their paths would cross from time to time but they will never dare to talk to each other heart to heart because they fucking suck at it.
Any attempt to talk would be seen as awkward at best and hostile at worst. Obviously they both love each other so much, the biggest regrets they would have the day they die is that they never got to make up. But even that would never make them talk it out.
I think some stories are bound to end that way. But hey, at least the love was there?
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pianokantzart · 10 months ago
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I dunno if this really counts as desert themed, but in Mario Kart Tour Daisy has an outfit called the Thai Dress!
I am a fan of the Thai dress! Thailand is mostly made up of forested mountains and fertile planes rather than desert, yes, but since I imagine Sarasaland as a Mario-verse reimagining of the Ottoman Empire (particularly when it was at it's height in the 16th century) there is a bit of crossover in terms of style elements, with a heavy focus on fine silks and linens decorated with large intricate patterns and shimmering metallic threads.
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Left: Daisy in what I think is a chakri dress Right: An üçetek entari, or three-skirt robe (it's 19th century rather than 16th century, but you get my drift.) The worlds of Super Mario Land were all over place in terms of where they took inspiration from, but most modern interpretations of Sarasaland focus on desert regions like the Birabuto Kingdom (which is heavily Egyptian themed, with Egypt having been a province of the Ottoman Empire for over 200 years) and the closest thing we have to a modern visual for Sarasaland is the Daisy Circuit– an active harbor, like how the Ottoman Empire carried out most of it's trade through the Mediterranean Sea, the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf.
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Uuuh... I forgot where I was gong with this. TL;DR: Daisy's Thailand dress is probably the closest thing I'll get to seeing her in 16th Century Ottoman Empire inspired garb.
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broken-clover · 2 months ago
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Regularly frustrated by the fact that most of my fixations aren't mainstream enough to have much in the way of official merch, but for the sake of both my sanity and my wallet, that's probably a good thing
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quackurucho · 4 days ago
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i think its very funny how embarrassingly down bad cquackity was for ccharlie Immediately right off the bat. maybe its just their limited improv/semi-lore screentime that enhances the feeling but like he literally just took him, taught him how to gamble for like 40 minutes and then immediately started saying shit like “you are my best friend you are the greatest friend that i have”. there was NOTHING gradual or reluctant about it he pretty much leaped into his arms without question
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13eyond13 · 3 months ago
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actually stunned by how gay The Beatles has been all this time and I just never knew
#like its always just been there in my life but i just never paid attention#my university roomie was obsessed w them and had several beatles posters that i looked at every day#so stuff like the pictures of them from the let it be album are like engrained into my brain#and yet i never knew the lore??#nor did i know until recently that they were actually all high school buds nor did i know they wrote their own music#nor that they genuinely basically invented modern bands n using the studio the way they did etc. so all that was very impressive and cool#but THEN on top of that omg the angsty gayness of john and paul#like all i knew previously basically was that john was a thing w yoko ono and paul had a young wife recently#i had at one point heard of people shipping j&p together and was just kinda like wow i guess people will ship anything#I DIDNT KNOW#that they were actually like that cute and that insane together and that their song writing together was like an actual marriage#anywayz the old pictures and videos of them are just like jesus look how they look at each other i dont think it was just being bros#i am sort of in the camp of they prob didn't act on it for real but there was def some insane tension/chemistry going on#and then ofc once youre aware of this their songs take on so many possible meanings outside of just singing about their gfs and wives....#anyways i just have to vent about this somewhere bc im actually shocked at how this has just passed me by all these years#and it definitely was not on my bingo card for 2024 to fixate on the beatles but here we are lol#more proof to me that my ultimate fave trope or wtv is 'besties to enemies when really they actually probably wanted to be lovers'#gets me every time!!!!#whats been fun about this rabbit hole is how just every single one of my expectations has been reversed as well#i went in assuming i would like them best in this order:#(1) george (2) ringo (3) paul and (4) john#i was sure i would hate john i thought he sounded so pretentious and like such a douche#but no actually he is my fave one and it's literally in reverse order for me i find george my least fave#(i like his music and feel bad for how he got ignored in the band but i like him the least)#and then i literally am john paul ringo george in order of faves now#i just love when i get surprised like that idk it keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting and fresh#and yes john is indeed pretentious and a douche but i didn't know he was also funny and vulnerable and that i like his voice and songs#the most in the bunch almost every time as well#the beatles#p
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vacantgodling · 4 months ago
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not to be weird and sappy on main, but frfr i'm so glad i have found a community of people who think my work is good
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queenofbaws · 4 months ago
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uh oh. sos. did too much today, used up all my spoons, got sad and started thinking about them.*
*tragic supermassive siblings that never had a chance
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agnesandhilda · 7 months ago
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so funny when kaiser enjoyers try to draw kaiser in any non-sports context and default to drawing him in his team uniform because he's never been shown in regular clothing in canon 💀
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wackywheel · 8 months ago
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ok . hey followers what do i need to know about whats been going on on sdmp? in the event that my crafter may be confirmed to be getting airdropped into there within the next few days. maybe possibly. .?
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backtochicago · 9 months ago
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maybe that duck finally realized that running a minecraft server with a massive fanbase including performative chronical online fans and functioning it as a brand business paying salaries to the employees are never as easy as what he thought and only collecting leasons from following someone shadow footprints will never make you realize how risky it is until you are in their shoes.
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samijey · 1 year ago
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just skimmed through the Roman vs Jey playlist WWE uploaded on YT and the fact that they included the "listen to your heart" segment between Sami and Jey felt like this
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sensitivedead · 4 months ago
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raah im trying to use my brain for the first time in years and im being too compulsive i have so many thoughts theyre hard to organize and my dopemine rn is like weewooweewooweewoo im so happy holy shit
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notwaitinginthecorner · 1 year ago
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OMFG I HAD RLY WEIRD DREAMS LAST NIGHT BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE WAS THE ONE WHERE LIKE 6-10 OF MY TEETH FEEL OUT. It was rly fun picking them off the ground and rattling them around tho
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musashi · 4 days ago
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posts about the alt-right pipeline being compassionate towards young men while radical leftists shun and shame them are not fucking saying "the men are becoming violent because feminists are too mean!" and if that is your takeaway you need to get off tumblr until you've better honed your critical thinking skills.
those posts are talking about how effective the language and approach you take in your activism can be. this is literally cult deprogramming 101. if someone is being taken in by a violent or dangerous group, that violent or dangerous group is usually offering them compassion and solace while working hard to convince them everyone else in the world is their enemy. you are under no obligation to coddle or act compassionate toward these men and their violent ideologies, but if you have the means to try, it is something that you can do to make a tangible difference.
radicalized people are often only one loving friend or family member or external voice away from being de-radicalized. of course that is not always the case, but it very often is. a lot of y'all rightfully understand that you do not carry the burden of being that voice, but a lot of y'all also have a lot of internalized ideas about morals and punitive justice and have simply written off these people as deserving of only the worst and not worth saving.
ten years ago, my grandmother was a fox news watching republican who voted red in every election and very well could have fallen down the qanon rabbit hole if not for me and her daughter challenging her compassionately, walking her through hypotheticals that validated her feelings & proving why they were false, & being patient with her despite our extreme division in political ideology. it was frustrating fucking work! but i decided i wanted to do it, because i could see the horizon and i could see me making a difference!
"misogynists have been saying feminists are too mean for years, get new material" that is not the fucking POINT. the point is that you, feminist, can be the compassionate voice that guides your brother, your father, your cousin, your grandfather away from fucking becoming or staying a nazi. you can show them compassion and companionship. you can be the woman they think of when their alt-right bros try to convince them that women are the enemy. and you can choose to crystallize that image of yourself so wholly in their mind's eye as worth protecting that they may very well choose to reject those harmful ideas.
it's not saying you HAVE to do it! it's saying you CAN do it! don't you 'firebomb a walmart' people all love taking change into your own hands? where the fuck is that energy right now, huh?
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idontreallyknowwhat · 4 months ago
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watching supernatural while in catholic school, considering going to catholic college is weird as shit
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