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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 7 months

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You have been more chattery as of late.

This could only be the next phase of mind fucking me though.

#in a way your use of tools shows you are weaker than me #like I don't need to plug into technology to get inside your head #I really don't know how much my consciousness uses technology as well #probably since I was babbling as a baby onto the air waves #*key on* baaaa baaaaaaaaaa #*key off* “laugh* *tries to chew on mic*#I can still remember how it tastes #like a piece of metal #ita like dreaming about something I can't remember and ding ding #like four or five I don't know which it is this time....#then it's like four #and then the fifth one she holds that bitch #I probabt twitch in my seat and pass back out #eyes closed without a sense of direction #sound hmm yes what yes over there where am I ah yes off we go #even if I had 999 realms where everything is perfect this one would drive me into contempt for myself #.....I know they're pierced #and thank God there's no ink #if you want me to write things on your face with make-up well I can blame the makeup for your makeup #bro owned hole #yanno if down the line I am a huge dragon it would be nice to have a dragon to bone in mid air #like oral sex for them is like putting their face on the genitals and breathing fire because they are primal and don't really get injured #at that level it is merely ah yes some of this which we are made of is rubbing against us #ahe will be like it is of infrared plasma #I will like scoop it up with my hand and be like needs more hell fire #the metaphor of you discharging plasma or two plasma dischargers does seem the way to create well though

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makedonsgriva · 1 month

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I think the worst part about Yunmeng Brothers is that reconciliation is practically impossible for them. Like obviously their paths would cross from time to time but they will never dare to talk to each other heart to heart because they fucking suck at it.

Any attempt to talk would be seen as awkward at best and hostile at worst. Obviously they both love each other so much, the biggest regrets they would have the day they die is that they never got to make up. But even that would never make them talk it out.

I think some stories are bound to end that way. But hey, at least the love was there?

#of course this is my own personal opinion #something about loving each other to the point of destruction #something about if they loved each other less they might be able to talk about it more #yeah #i hate jiang cheng and wei wuxian with all my heart and soul #(they left a Yunmeng bros shaped hole in my psyche)#mxtx #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng bros

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pianokantzart · 9 months

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I dunno if this really counts as desert themed, but in Mario Kart Tour Daisy has an outfit called the Thai Dress!

I am a fan of the Thai dress! Thailand is mostly made up of forested mountains and fertile planes rather than desert, yes, but since I imagine Sarasaland as a Mario-verse reimagining of the Ottoman Empire (particularly when it was at it's height in the 16th century) there is a bit of crossover in terms of style elements, with a heavy focus on fine silks and linens decorated with large intricate patterns and shimmering metallic threads.

Left: Daisy in what I think is a chakri dress Right: An üçetek entari, or three-skirt robe (it's 19th century rather than 16th century, but you get my drift.) The worlds of Super Mario Land were all over place in terms of where they took inspiration from, but most modern interpretations of Sarasaland focus on desert regions like the Birabuto Kingdom (which is heavily Egyptian themed, with Egypt having been a province of the Ottoman Empire for over 200 years) and the closest thing we have to a modern visual for Sarasaland is the Daisy Circuit– an active harbor, like how the Ottoman Empire carried out most of it's trade through the Mediterranean Sea, the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf.

Uuuh... I forgot where I was gong with this. TL;DR: Daisy's Thailand dress is probably the closest thing I'll get to seeing her in 16th Century Ottoman Empire inspired garb.

#please note I am absolutely not a historian by any means. I just said ''ooh dress pretty'' and tumbled down a rabbit hole #might need to draw my own Daisy dress one of these days. I just don't know if I'd do it justice #Princess Daisy #Super Mario Bros #askbox #anon

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broken-clover · 7 days

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Regularly frustrated by the fact that most of my fixations aren't mainstream enough to have much in the way of official merch, but for the sake of both my sanity and my wallet, that's probably a good thing

#GG ironically is probably the biggest #but a lot of it (or at least the characters I like) is still either really old and hard to find or requires a shitton of import fees #got into a bit of a rabbit hole of videos abt what smash bros characters have figures/plushies #baffling to see that Little Mac hasn't really had much of anything at all since the 80's #and those were of dubious quality anyway...#ARMS basically never got anything in general #katamari was pretty much always niche Japanese stuff aside from like two things that got released with the reroll series #I think psychonauts got a little pool of stuff from fangamer but that's still mostly art iirc #frontier is the black sheep of digimon so there's like nothing for that either #I suppose bugsnax had a little despite being an indie game #shoutout to my big sister for buying me the Filbo doll as a christmas present #sly's got zilch aside from the really limited funko afaik #I suppose my main vice is pokemon #no shortage there #but my favorite pokemon is fucking trubbish so we're not on the level of pikachu here #(yes I own the sitting cutie trubbish and he's my special little boy)#hmm.#street fighter is a pretty big series isn't it?#somehow I haven't looked much into its merch #outside of trying to find the little standee figure they made for bosch #perhaps I will regret it #christ even my favorite disney movie is the one that never gets any merch of it #I'm not sure if I'm very lucky or incredibly unlucky #op back on her bullshit

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13eyond13 · 2 months

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actually stunned by how gay The Beatles has been all this time and I just never knew

#like its always just been there in my life but i just never paid attention #my university roomie was obsessed w them and had several beatles posters that i looked at every day #so stuff like the pictures of them from the let it be album are like engrained into my brain #and yet i never knew the lore??#nor did i know until recently that they were actually all high school buds nor did i know they wrote their own music #nor that they genuinely basically invented modern bands n using the studio the way they did etc. so all that was very impressive and cool #but THEN on top of that omg the angsty gayness of john and paul #like all i knew previously basically was that john was a thing w yoko ono and paul had a young wife recently #i had at one point heard of people shipping j&p together and was just kinda like wow i guess people will ship anything #I DIDNT KNOW #that they were actually like that cute and that insane together and that their song writing together was like an actual marriage #anywayz the old pictures and videos of them are just like jesus look how they look at each other i dont think it was just being bros #i am sort of in the camp of they prob didn't act on it for real but there was def some insane tension/chemistry going on #and then ofc once youre aware of this their songs take on so many possible meanings outside of just singing about their gfs and wives....#anyways i just have to vent about this somewhere bc im actually shocked at how this has just passed me by all these years #and it definitely was not on my bingo card for 2024 to fixate on the beatles but here we are lol #more proof to me that my ultimate fave trope or wtv is 'besties to enemies when really they actually probably wanted to be lovers'#gets me every time!!!!#whats been fun about this rabbit hole is how just every single one of my expectations has been reversed as well #i went in assuming i would like them best in this order:#(1) george (2) ringo (3) paul and (4) john #i was sure i would hate john i thought he sounded so pretentious and like such a douche #but no actually he is my fave one and it's literally in reverse order for me i find george my least fave #(i like his music and feel bad for how he got ignored in the band but i like him the least)#and then i literally am john paul ringo george in order of faves now #i just love when i get surprised like that idk it keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting and fresh #and yes john is indeed pretentious and a douche but i didn't know he was also funny and vulnerable and that i like his voice and songs #the most in the bunch almost every time as well #the beatles #p

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vacantgodling · 2 months

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not to be weird and sappy on main, but frfr i'm so glad i have found a community of people who think my work is good

#talking #to the tags if you want the longer rant that maybe i'll talk about fully one day #tl;dr when i was in hs i was with my ex that i think ive mentioned like once or twice #there was a lot of shit wrong with that relationship and us and me at the time #but the thing that happened after we broke up which was the worst was her saying i was passionless #because in her mind i wasn't 'trying hard enough'#didn't help that she was super talented in art (even if thinking about it now its way too disney for my taste tbh)#and seemingly had her life together bc she had a super cool supportive mom #(wish i could've gotten her in the divorce tm)#and tbh that haunted me for YEARS #i stopped drawing for years after being with her #i didn't really pick up drawing HARD again until 2020 #and i didn't really work on many of my own wips #just kinda poked at the ashes of the wips i got in the divorce (which funnily enough i don't use anymore. used the ocs but not the plots)#i was just so fucked up about it #but seeing y'all comment that you like my writing and my art #having people say that my worldbuilding is fire and passionate #idk it heals the part of me that died that day #so thank you all from the bottom of my soul #whenever y'all are kind enough to compliment me the hole mends even more #so idk i was just thinkin about it like bro the difference between me then and now is night and day #in part to all my lovely friends and mutuals #so yeah idk thank u i'm gonna go back in me corner again

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agnesandhilda · 5 months

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so funny when kaiser enjoyers try to draw kaiser in any non-sports context and default to drawing him in his team uniform because he's never been shown in regular clothing in canon 💀

#bolo liveblogs #blue lock #bllk #michael kaiser #like I get why people do it (what if canon proves you wrong later?) but yesterday I saw someone's catboy kaiser who was #inexplicably still in his basmun kit and just lost my mind laughing. like bro did you cut a hole for your tail to go through?#anyway it really gives the impression that that's all he owns. talk about being married to the job 🙄

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wackywheel · 6 months

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ok . hey followers what do i need to know about whats been going on on sdmp? in the event that my crafter may be confirmed to be getting airdropped into there within the next few days. maybe possibly. .?

#i was Not going to dip my toes in any further than just surface level (which ive already mostly experienced)#bc s&c would send me into a horrible spiral of brainrot and mental illness all on their own #[pointedly ignoring the loud ass cowriter and editor shaped hole in the wall]#but like #look at my icon bro #its unavoidable at this point. inevitable even #thats my youtuber bro thats my little freaking comfort guy or whatever would piss him off the most to be called

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backtochicago · 7 months

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maybe that duck finally realized that running a minecraft server with a massive fanbase including performative chronical online fans and functioning it as a brand business paying salaries to the employees are never as easy as what he thought and only collecting leasons from following someone shadow footprints will never make you realize how risky it is until you are in their shoes.

#like do i feel bad when he almost had a mental breakdown right in a livestream ? not really but soft of #but at the same time do i feel he doesn't deserve all of those oppression ? no #he made his own bed he legitimately invited himself into this mess which could have prevented in the first place #he was the one cutting the relationship with the rest of his former friends #he was the one hiring all of the mod volunteers he was the one making those “ there is no war in ba sing se ” rules #he was the one functioning this Minecraft server as a business company not a passion project #he was the one building up this fanbase - the oppressed fans willingly doxxing and threatening ccs and other fans #he cannot pull out ' i barely caught up anything ' when it comes to paying salaries to other mods #because he made the damn principles applied to every mods how tf he can forget ?#not to mention he (used to) study laws ?? commercial laws ????#and when he fucking cried and talking about wilbur and sobbed about he was no longer in the server #yet none of supporting statements toward to shelby were made like okay bro im sure being a blind-eyed man must be tough for you last year #like what he even expected ? this is what happened if you silenced your voices and permitted your fucking fandom swept all of its issues #either he need to change or the damn server will go down to the pit hole #/neg

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samijey · 1 year

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just skimmed through the Roman vs Jey playlist WWE uploaded on YT and the fact that they included the "listen to your heart" segment between Sami and Jey felt like this

#sick of them rubbing their own plot holes in my face bro #how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

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sensitivedead · 2 months

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raah im trying to use my brain for the first time in years and im being too compulsive i have so many thoughts theyre hard to organize and my dopemine rn is like weewooweewooweewoo im so happy holy shit

#shutup sensitive #bro hello blog hello i missed myself #god i can just allow the irrationality that i like to express myself with when i am rational out onto here #thank god for tumblr #also instagram for being my private little tumblr draft place thats for me and me only bc im clinically insane #my world is mine #i am my own jail #but yo anyways im outta that hole back into the real world and I AM USING MY WORLD NOW AND APPLYING IT TO IRL LIKE YO HI IM SENSITIVE #I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR GOOD REASONS BASED IN REALITY REASONS I THINK I CAN BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE :DDDD

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queenofbaws · 3 months

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uh oh. sos. did too much today, used up all my spoons, got sad and started thinking about them.*

*tragic supermassive siblings that never had a chance

#queenie rambles about supermassive #something something something all three hackett bros took on jobs that involved uniforms and rules #where they could earn visible tangible proof of their worth #something something something they all still defer to jed despite being middle aged themselves #something something travis's need for approval is so obvious chris uses it against him like a threat #something something something chris doesnt hesitate to tear them all to shreds if given the chance #something something travis still insists up and down that chris is a good man despite it all #something something bobby's always off to the side - the big scary junkyard dog that runs to travis when he's scared or hurt #sigh. i'm in the hackett hole p deep friends.#hmmm dont like that combination of words. don't think i'll be saying it again.#also literally every combo of siblings in supermassive is horribly tragic so i'm thinkin about them too just #the hacketts are more top of mind as i DESPERATELY try to drown out my own family screaming in the bg asdlkjfksldf

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notwaitinginthecorner · 1 year

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OMFG I HAD RLY WEIRD DREAMS LAST NIGHT BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE WAS THE ONE WHERE LIKE 6-10 OF MY TEETH FEEL OUT. It was rly fun picking them off the ground and rattling them around tho

#i dont think my mom has my old baby teeth anymore either bc i used to snap them in half to look at the nerve hole #i think thats still worth keeping but apparently she didnt smdh #now i only have like one of my bby bros teeth and 2 of my exs. so sad. i want my own teeth #rambling

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idontreallyknowwhat · 2 months

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watching supernatural while in catholic school, considering going to catholic college is weird as shit

#st micheal??? literally watched him be shoved in a hole two nights ago #like bro ik too much about the bible for my own good #i’m not catholic #spn

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butteryunlikelylady · 2 months

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#I AM SO FUCKING POOR BRO LMAOOOO #NO LIKE I’M LITERALLY HAVING A LITTLE MENTY B RN #SHUT UP THTIS CANNOT BE MY LIFE MY BUDGET IS SO TIGHT #I AM CONSTANTLY SHIFTING PENNIES #mine #all I want is my own place that I can leverage for a little bit more money like come on universe please #I can’t live on this salary anymore but jobs are sooooo slim #I want to just crawl into a hole and never come out everything is so expensive #I cannot afford anymore bills I just can’t #I can’t save enough #i cant make any more room in my budget for the things I want

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femwizard · 4 months

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Ecology win! The electric fence guarding them empty lot is powered by solar panels

#sure is a good thing the bridge nearby has bars under it protect it’s vulnerable underbelly #anti homeless architecture makes me insane #this morning on my commute to work there was someone losing their shit on the train #writhing in agony #matted hair #torn up shoes #they looked like a frat bro that got lost on a bad trip and had no one who could bring him back #it made me uncomfortable #but I was less afraid than when I had to walk by some business men by their truck #I’m sure they were also uncomfortable #I’m sure they would prefer to be somewhere they could call their own #even a safe little hole under a bridge or a tent in an empty lot could be better #especially if they knew no one would fuck with their shit #like? there is so so so much work I do that doesn’t need to happen #it seems like the less necessary something is the higher the monetary reward #& this is not a universal truth #but I got paid way less to talk to people about environmental policy or help them learn math #than when I sat in the back of a banking conference doing nothing #& there is so much shit that doesn’t get done that needs doing #there are camps surrounded by piles of trash #and literal shit in the middle of the sidewalk #I’m confident that the people that generated that unpleasantness #A) would rather throw shit in a trash can and shit in a proper toilet like a human being and not on the street like a dog #B) would be happy to go around cleaning up the streets(literally) in exchange for a living wage #and those jobs exist #but there clearly aren’t enough people doing them #just like we don’t have enough train drivers #and enough therapists #and enough cooks #and enough teachers

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