#bro lemme tell you i'm YELLING

[kaceythecrunch]

・┆Night. ☾ M.S┆ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

FLUFF. FLUFF. FLUFF. FLUFFFFFFFFFFFF

Summary : you and Matt doing your nightly routine!

W/C : 1.2k+

Y/N'S POV :

9:30 

Currently, spinning around on my boyfriend’s gaming chair. As I sit upon his chair, I'm scrolling through edits of Matt, per usual. Until I was interrupted by his faint breathing on my shoulder.

“AAH. WHAT THE FUCK.” I yell, frantically closing tiktok. He looks at me, then my phone, then back to me. I could tell he was slightly concerned. “You’re such a weirdo for watching edits of me. I mean the editors are pretty talented. They also help me, Nick and Chris–” 

I laugh as he continues on his yapping.  Usually, I don't interrupt him when he's yapping because I know he doesn’t get to run his mouth sometimes. “Alright Mr.Yapper, ya’ ready to go to bed??” he closed his eyes. I could tell he was tired.  

“Can you help me, I'm too tired.” he says in a sleepy voice. “You want me to do your skincare for you??” He usually doesn’t like when I do stuff for him because apparently, “I apply it wrong.” He nods. 

I get up from his chair, holding his hands as I drag him to our bathroom. I sit on the counter and start reaching for the skin care. “Wait. Before that. Can you shave my beard for me? I'm tired of beard-Matt right now.” I laugh at his statement. “No more big beard bernard.” I say, as I make fun of him. I glide my fingers on his tattoos as he looks at me unamused. 

I grab one of my headbands and put it around Matt. Of course, I picked the best one I have. The one with kitty cat ears. “What the fuck is this shit.” he looks in the mirror disgusted. “It's just a headband.” I say, looking at him. “It looks so distorted..Why not pick a normal one.” he asks. “You look cute in it, shut up.”

“OKAY. Now, lemme start.” I grab the shaving cream and squirt it all on my hands. I turn to Matt as he is leaning on the sink. Propping himself up with his hands. I bring the shaving cream to his cheeks and glide my fingers on his face. Making sure everything gets covered. I laugh at him as he is scrunching his face. 

I grab the razor and gently shave off his beard. His face scrunches even more. “Hey, stop moving Matt! I don’t wanna cut you!” He opens his eyes slightly, not wanting to move his mouth. Even if he was only opening his eyes, I could easily tell what he was trying to say. 

10:23

It took almost 20 minutes, but voila. Matt makes a frowny face. “HEY! I did the job, right? Plus,  your beard is fully shaved off like you asked. Don’t make that face at me!! I literally did you a favor.” I say, as I pinch his cheek softly. “I know, I know, I'm just messing with you.” he says, smiling. “Tonight, just moisturizer and cleanser. If you want, we could do a face mask too.”

I look at him smiling. “It makes me so happy that you know what skincare is and how to do it. You know, I think we should try the charcoal mask since you just shaved.” He looks at me concerned. “Yeah, no way. I'm not gonna fucking do that shit.” I plead, “But like, there's so many benefits!” I tell him, as I rub the moisturizer on his face. “Like what. Bringing me excruciating pain? Yeah, I’ll pass.” 

10:45

I wash both of our faces and start to apply cleaner on the both of us. “Okay, I’ll give you a nickel if you do the mask.” I try to bargain. “Dude, what the fuck am I gonna do with a nickel? Play heads or tails?” He says unamused. “Okay calm down lover-boy. Chill with the mattitude.” I say, laughing at him. “Bro….” I jokingly mock him. “Bro…” I start to rub the moisturizer on his face. “Okay,” he says, I smile knowing he finally gave in. “I’ll try the mask. Under one condition though.” I slightly frowned as I stopped rubbing in the cleanser.

“You’re such a kid for that. Why is there a condition?” I roll my eyes at him. “YOU WANT ME TO BE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN. IT'S ONLY FAIR.” I frown. “Fineeee what's my punishment..” “Can you please do the chores that Chris is supposed to do, that I DO.” I look at him, slightly annoyed. But, I agree.

11:17

I rub the cleanser off of mine, and his face. I then reach for the cup and the spatula. “Okay Matt, are you ready?” He shakes his head no. “Well you did agree to this.” I open the container and glide the spread on his face with the spatula. “I think it's stupid how we’re using a spatula. This isn’t spongebob.” I laugh, “who is your favorite spongebob character?” I think for a moment, still making sure the charcoal evens out on his face. “Low-key, I fuck with sandy. She’s a bad bitch.” He laughs, “For me, I think I like spongebob. I heavily fuck with the popsicle.” 

11:30

We finish applying the charcoal mask on both of our faces. “Is it done?” He looks slightly nervous, bouncing his foot up and down. “Almost, give it I don't know, 5 more minutes? I’m pretty sure that this is supposed to stay for about 20 minutes.” 

11:37

I turn to Matt, “I believe it's done. Do you wanna rip mine off first?” I give him an option. “YES.” He says. He rests one of his hands on my shoulders pressing down on it, so he could pull harder on the mask with the other. He grabs the mask on the side of my cheek attempting to rip it off in one slick movement. Which doesn't go according to plan. “OUCH WHAT THE FUCK-” he looks at me. “No no, trust me. This is all pure strategy.” My face is scrunched up as he only got one of my cheeks free. He then switches hands and tries to pull off the other side of the face mask. Of course, the whole thing did not come off in one tug. “FUCKING HELL MATT, OUCH.” he looks at me confused. “I thought that the harder I tug the faster I get it off?” 

12:40

This took quite a while But specifically the mask came off. There were some pieces that weren’t pulled off, but that's a problem for another time. I look at Matt with a devious look. “It's my turn!” I look at him and smile. Without warning I pull at the very top, his forehead and tug. This time, it did all come off in one simple gesture. “FUCK” Matt yells. My jaw dropped. “Okay, the case is closed. You just put the mask wrong on me, clearly.”  Matt laughs, “Whatever. It was hard to apply. I'm never doing that again though. My cheeks are so red, holy shit.” He places his hands on his cheeks. “Are yours also warm?” He places his hands on my cheek. “Damn.” I look at him, pretty tired. “I love you.” I put my hands on his cheeks and give him a kiss. He pulls out. “I love you too” as he smiles back at me

A/N : Hey, seems like you made it to the end! I'm a new writer lol so if you enjoyed this, you should totally yk flood my inbox w/ ideas! Also I hope this is good cuz I'm a Chris girl..I was just, feeling it. ykwim. Also, If yall wanna be on taglist just commenttt. anyways, thank you!

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[morgan-lowell]

Karasuno in a Fitting Room

Hi. I work in a fitting room. I hate it. Don’t work in a fitting room. But lemme tell you how I think Karasuno would act in a fitting room. For sillies and funnies.

Daichi

A very polite boy!

Who has no idea what he is doing!

Someone please help him

Oh wait that’s my job…

He constantly calls for help

“Do you have this in a bigger size? What other colors do you have? What's the return policy on these? Does another store have it?”

Like bro please chill out with the questions other people need help 😭😭

He’s a model customer tho

Brings out the clothes, says please and thank you, and makes very nice conversation

He would be a regular that I’d make friends with

Sugawara

Oikawa called him Mr. Refreshing and hE WAS SO RIGHT

What is it about him that makes him such a good customer?

Is it his pretty face? Is it his easygoing smile? His politeness? Or is it something innate? Why do I feel like everything will be all right with him around?

Idk what it is but he’s making my day 🤷‍♀️

He’s the type to show his outfit and ask “How does this look on me?”

Quick story, a customer once asked me what I thought of the purple pants he was planning to buy and I described them as "swanky"

I think he was intimidated by that because his response was "wow, I have never heard that word before" 😂😂 and he left the pants

Sugawara would not be intimidated by me calling his outfit swanky

Also lowkey does my job if I have to walk away or turn my back

“Oh yeah, just go right in! You can set what you don’t want on the counter.”

Suga please it’s my job you don’t have to do this

Asahi

“Hello, welcome in!” “Oh, hello!”

Very apologetic customer

“I’m sorry to disturb you but could you help me with this?”

Omg yes of course I’ll help you don’t apologize for needing help that’s what I’m here for

Actually listens when I ask him to bring his clothes out when he’s done

Lemme know if anyone is ever bothering you hun cuz I can call security to have them kicked out

Apologizes when he brings his clothes out 😭

“I’m so sorry to add more to your workload…”

Tbh you don’t have to apologize when you bring clothes back…

“…I can just put these back where I found them?”

On second thought, you’re an angel and I’ll love you forever Asahi

I wish all customers like Asahi a very pleasant evening and a pat on the head

Nishinoya

s i g h

I love you Noya, I really do

But I know for a fact that he’d be a MENACE in the fitting rooms

He’s just so loud?? For no reason????

Bro what are you yelling in the fitting room for??? There’s only a mirror and a bench in there???????

He’s like that random kid in the school hallway that screams for no reason

He doesn’t sound like he’s in distress tho?? so I don’t call security yet

Also, he sometimes shops in the kids section I KNOW HE DOES HAHAHA

No shame Noya, I shop in the kids section too

The adults section doesn't have pikachu hoodies

I bet he grabbed one too

Tbh he’d be funny enough where I can excuse his loudness

He brings his clothes out (none of it folded and no hangers) and says:

“Sorry about that, my friend sent me a pic of a dog he saw and I got excited.”

Understandable king, have a nice day

I tell my coworkers about the weird customer who was screaming about a dog and we all agree he was very relatable

Tanaka

“Hi, welcome in!” “Heya! Thanks!”

This guy looks intimidating. He probably won't bring his clothes out

He comes out dressed in nice jeans and a dark polo shirt

"Can I ask for your opinion? I'm going on a date later today and I wanna dress nicely but I don't know what I'm doing."

Oh...

Yeah of course, I'll help you out. Is it more formal or casual?

Actually a really chill and cool dude!

So respectful too

He asks for opinions on each outfit

"I need a woman's opinion. What do girls like best on a man?"

Uhh, personally I’m a huge fan of poet shirts and thigh highs but we don’t sell those

"Are you sure this looks good?" "Yes! The color really suits you."

Brings his rejected outfits to me and says:

"Thanks for all your help. I feel like a new man with these clothes!"

Man, you are so very welcome! I hope the date goes well!

Ennoshita

He is power walking for some reason??

“Hi, welcome in!” “Hellothankyou.”

Why is he talking so fast? Are you okay dude??

Leaves and tries on multiple things

Bro does not know his size so he’s gotta try everything

The more clothes he brings in, the deeper I feel my stomach sink

Until…

“Uh, I’ll just take these back where I found them. I need to get another size anyway.”

omgomgomgomg

Wait you dropped this king 👑

I don’t even care if they’re on the right hanger or not

This must be an angel sent to provide me relief from the other bozos in this store

He leaves too quickly for me to tell him to have a nice day

Kinoshita

Karasuno has very polite boys who were raised right so I have complete faith in them

Although I do draw the line of kindness somewhere

Take Kinoshita for example

He does everything right: greets me back, says thank you, brings his clothes out, and he even has a good smile

It goes downhill once he returns his clothes

Cuz he’s trying to be helpful by folding the clothes at my counter but…

He’s not doing it right ��😬

K-Kinoshita please, I appreciate what you’re doing but you’re doing it wrong and I’m just gonna have to redo it and it’s a little embarrassing to watch please just stop

“Um, thank you, have a good one!”

My smile says I’m dying inside

Narita

“Hello, welcome in!” *nods as a greeting*

Quiet and respectful. I like him already

He’s not gonna try on a lot, just what he needs

In and out in no time

“Thank you, have a good one!”

I wish more people were like Narita

Kageyama

Ummmm he’s okay, comes off a little rude

Just waltzes right in without greeting

“Hi, welcome in!” “…”

Ok buddy

He's just very focused lol

He's a quick changer, love that about him

Oof wait I can see him competing with Hinata to see who changes faster

UGH THATD BE THE WORST

They would leave a huge mess and make so much noise

I might call security on them lol

They’re the teenagers in Target everyone warns you about

Anyway, back to Kageyama

He’s a polite lad so he brings the clothes out but they’re either on the wrong hanger or just bunched up in his hands

I’ll take it. Great effort Kageyama! 👍

Hinata

✨THE PERFECT CUSTOMER✨

he’s so nice and friendly, I would love for Hinata to visit my fitting room

“Hi, welcome in!” “Hello! Thank you!”

He’d make easy conversation, workers love him instantly

Such a nice smile!!!

And so polite!!!!!!

Truly an anomaly in this store

He’s really quick with changing too, he wastes no time

My carrot top son, I love him so much

He probably knows his exact size and everything

Also shops in the kids section LOL

Unproblematic, friendly, AND HE BRINGS THE CLOTHES OUT WHEN HES DONE

“I’m sorry. I tried to hang them myself but I had no idea how.”

Baby it is okay, your effort is appreciated please know that I love you

I only tell the customers I like to have a nice day and Hinata would get one every time

“Thank you! Have a nice day!” “Thank you, you too!”

Tsukishima

I feel like Tsukishima is self-aware enough to realize his personality would not survive working retail lol

One customer would be rude and he’d clap back instantly and get fired cuz they’d complain about him

So he’s unproblematic when he’s at a store

Asshole to everyone but customer service workers

Treat others how you want to be treated kinda guy

Probably hates trying on clothes cuz he never finds anything that fits

At least he’s respectful

“Thank you, have a nice day!” “Thank you.”

Yamaguchi

“Hello, welcome in!” “Oh, um, thank you.”

Nice and good boi!

Also doesn’t find anything in his size but he’ll ask

I’d actually do my job and help him look LOL

He probably tries to go outside his comfort zone but he’s having a hard time

“Are you sure this looks okay?” “Of course! But how do you feel in it?”

I tend to do that a lot with customers like Yams

Wear what you feel good in!

That just a lil tip for yall 😘

He brings out all the clothes but they’re backwards lol

“Thank you. I hope you like your outfit!” “Thank you, you too!”

Oops uhhhh, I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that

Kiyoko

“Hi, welcome in!” “Hello.”

A…a natural beauty…

I can’t look at her…it’s too much….

Queen slays with every outfit she tries on

She keeps admiring the skirts and shorts but she never tries them on??

Wonder why

“Did you need help finding that skirt in another size?” “Oh… No. Thank you though.”

Despite absolutely nailing every outfit and catching the attention of just about every other patron in the store, she returns all the clothes.

“I’m sorry. Nothing seemed to suit me. Thank you for all your help.”

Wh…what???

Girl everything suited you. Whaddaya mean!?!?

I know you wanted to try that skirt on! It would look so good!!

But hey, idk her story, I just work in the fitting room

“You’re welcome. Please have a nice day!”

I wonder if she’ll every come back for that skirt…

Yachi

Another very apologetic customer

No one needs to apologize this much guys 😭

“I’m so sorry for making a mess!”

You haven’t made any kind of mess! Please calm down!

She’s also pretty quick with changing

She comes out after with all the clothes…folded and hung perfectly??? What is this witchcraft????

I bet she’s worked retail before

She holds up two different shirts and says “Um, can I ask for your opinion on these two? Which do you prefer?”

She’s very clearly a little wound up so maybe some light conversation will loosen her

“I like the one on the right…” it’s not the truth but it leads to a conversation and she starts to relax more

“Thank you so much. You’ve been very helpful!” “It’s no trouble at all. Enjoy the rest of your day!” “Thank you! You do as well!”

I think I just made a new friend :)

[misc-obeyme]

So uh. Lesson 38. Man I swear it was just yesterday I was writing the post about Lesson 37?! Augh.

Okay, spoilers below, and be prepared 'cause it was another CRAZY CRAZY LESSON. No I didn't take another 100 screenshots why would you think that? Also I apologize, this is another rather unhinged post.

OKAY NEW THEORY.

"Father" is Nightbringer! Right?!? Tell me I'm not alone in thinking this might be the case!!

Okay, so maybe not, but we had so much Father talk this lesson!! Way more than any other, I'd say!

And I hated it?!?

Okay lemme backtrack a bit.

So, we got Lucifer in ice and chains and he's yelling at his Father saying what do you want, you never tell me anything, give me a sign!

And then he breaks out of his chains, but he's completely out of control! And then DIAVOLO shows up.

SIR. There is just something about Diavolo in full demon form, getting all angry and ready to fight... But I don't think I've ever seen Diavolo with an ominous aura like that?? I can't remember for sure, but I swear it doesn't happen too often. Anyway, he straight up fights with Lucifer to try to calm him down.

The girls are fighting! I didn't crop this bottom image as much as I usually do because I need you all to see how BIG these two are in their full demon forms like this. All those wings...

Note that the angels and MC are watching all of this from the sidelines... and then Simeon blesses MC and I am in love with him and his beautiful face.

YOU are the only one making me swoon at the moment though.

Anyway, then all the bros show up and save the day! I was like yeah, that checks out. Lucifer & Diavolo are going at it and MC tries to get in the way, but it's not enough until all the others show up, too. As soon as Lucifer sees his brothers are all right, he calms down.

Asmo suggests a hug and Lucifer AGREES. They have a group hug where Lucifer is clearly pulling everyone into it himself. He apologizes to MC (!!) and THEN as if all this wasn't enough, MC's ring starts to glow and Lucifer turns into his angel form!!

Once again uncropped so you can see this ridiculous mf and all his wings.

Diavolo is smitten.

And he kneels!!!!!!

He kneels to Lucifer in angel form!!!! And all the others do too!!!!!

I lost my goddamn mind at this part. And Lucifer's like I don't understand why is this happening? And Simeon is like, "he" heard you and this is your answer. He wants you to feel his love and his forgiveness and blah blah blah (I'm paraphrasing). But I need to tell you all this even though I don't normally go into this much detail and here is why.

FUCK THAT GUY.

This is "his" way of showing Lucifer that he loves him?!?!

Diavolo, get off your knees, you are not helping this situation!!!

Okay, okay, let me calm down.

Here is why this bothers me so much. And please note that this just my personal opinion and the way it all came off to me! I'm totally open to hearing other opinions on it.

I hate this because it makes no sense. This is the same Father that was going to kill Lilith, the same one who allowed the brothers and Lucifer, the one he supposedly loves so much, to fall in the first place.

I don't care if Michael is the one behind everything. If their Father guy can do this, then there's no way he couldn't also prevent all of this.

The only way I'm going to give him a chance at all is if they somehow make it so that he can't do much at all. He's trapped or something. Michael is truly the mastermind behind it all and Father is doing what he can from where he is (like imprisoned or something).

Because otherwise, this makes no sense.

AND WASN'T I RIGHT?? It turned out that the whole thing was orchestrated by the Celestial Realm AND the Devildom! The three worlds have an agreement - powerful beings can be imprisoned in Cocytus for their crimes if at least two representatives out of three agree. One from the Celestial Realm did. This was confirmed by Simeon, who went back briefly to ask Michael. However, Michael wouldn't tell him who did it.

NO. You can't be content with that! Michael obviously knows who it was!! So why would he protect them?? Or is he protecting himself?!?

And then someone from the Devildom did, too! But instead of just being like oh well, guess it's a mystery, Diavolo blames himself and says he's doing everything he can to find out who did it. My money is on the House of Lords.

So they were in cahoots, as I suspected!

Anyway, I just don't understand what all of this was supposed to accomplish for Lucifer's character. If they want to make us question the Celestial Realm, then yo I was already on that train! This whole situation certainly makes Michael look very suspicious. And Lucifer goes on and on later about how he must have forgotten about his father's love and blah blah. And I'm like what???

Also this whole part where Lucifer was dreaming or whatever and the brothers were angels:

Levi says "Our orders always come through Michael." That's the crux of this whole thing. We don't know enough about the state of "Father" to really know for sure.

Again, if it turns out that "Father" isn't terrible and somehow had no say in all the bad things that are happening and was truly trying to help Lucifer, then fine. I can accept that. But from where things are right now, it seems more like "Father" can't let Lucifer go and in this case, that's making things worse for Luci.

Do you really think giving Lucifer back his angel form long enough for everyone to be in awe and even make Diavolo kneel is somehow helping him? Because I disagree. Leave Lucifer alone already.

Though he then passes out and sleeps for quite a while.

And oh! Okay, here is my favorite part hee hee:

Obviously I squealed a lil when he showed up! They were all stuck in Cocytus and couldn't figure out how to get home. And someone was like "if only Barbatos could portal us home" and then this happened.

My knight in shining armor 😭

He's so practical. I'm in love with him.

Then we make a pact with Lucifer. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

Flashbacks to the OG, anyone?? I guess he would still lie to himself like this, we are in the past after all. And I think he genuinely believes that MC is his at first. What a delusional simp he turns out to be, though, huh?

And then!!

Cocytus Hall is destroyed because of course it was named that due to being built on top of the entrance to Cocytus. What was the point of that exactly? Why wasn't it just Purgatory Hall from the start?? I don't know.

Hard Lesson:

Diavolo, Barbatos, Mephisto, and all the Little Ds are discussing the destruction of Cocytus Hall and that's when we find out they rebuild it into Purgatory Hall.

We also see Little D No 1 who makes an appearance for the first time. Barbatos says he wasn't able to maintain a physical form up until now. Diavolo speculates it's because their "Father" couldn't let Lucifer go before.

I do not understand this "Father" at all. I'm so confused about it and it's making me crazy (in case you couldn't tell).

Yeah, we got to make a pact with Lucifer. We got to kiss him. It's heavily implied we did some other stuff with him, too.

But this lesson was mostly about Father and his love and to me that all seemed to come out of freakin' nowhere. Especially since last I checked, it was Father who caused all of this bullshit to begin with???

I don't actually think "Father" is Nightbringer, but wouldn't that be interesting? Father of all demons is also the father of all angels? Why would they be different entities? Maybe they're two halves of the same whole? Maybe they're siblings?

I just don't know.

Yeah that's how I felt when Simeon and the angels were like okay see ya we're going back to the Celestial Realm! It's okay, Barb saved us. At least he seems to be chill about things.

And Solomon told the brothers he wasn't going to take MC back to the human world right away, so it's not the end yet. But can we go back now? I want to! I swear by now, I'd have confronted Barbatos because I think he knows what's going on and couldn't he just take me back to the present without all these other shenanigans? And make Solomon come back with me too, obviously. In fact, past!Barb can come too. You can never have too many Barbs!

Okay I'm devolving into nonsense. I just don't know how I feel about any of this. It's not making sense and I really hope that the next lesson clears some of this up for me.

[luvxxriki]

can you do enhypen reaction to your new haircut and seeing it for the first time please

thats such a cute idea oml

pairing - ot7 x fem!reader (different scenarios)

genre - fluff, established relationship(s)

warnings (but not really) - petnames (for reader and members), some pda in jays, jake is a little stupid surprised, jungwons and sunghoons are a little similar, reader threatens to kill riki (in a loving way...), riki's is a bit longer than the others because bro fucked up☠

wc - 1k (a bit over 100 per member) (except for riki, his is 289)

notes - tysm for the req, i hope you like it! 🫶🩷

Lee Heeseung

After what felt like forever, you finally got home from your hair appointment. It didn't even take long, just a simple cut and style. But what made it feel like years was the fact that you couldn't wait to show Heeseung. He knew you were going out, but you never said anything about your hair. 

"Hee?" You called out. You heard his footsteps approaching the kitchen and he leaned on the doorframe, a few feet away from you. He looked at you with a smile and came a bit closer, examining your new style.

“When’d you do that?” He put one hand around your waist and used the other to (gently) touch your hair. 

“I just got home, when I said I was going shopping I actually had a hair appointment”

“It’s so pretty baby, it suits you so well” Heeseung pecked your lips and leaned back to get a better look at your hair. 

You could tell he definitely loved it.

Jay Park

“All done! Do you like it?” Your hairdresser asked. You smiled brightly and got out of the chair, thanking her and walking towards your boyfriend who sat on his phone in the waiting area of the salon. 

“Jay,” You called. “I’m all done, how does it look?” 

“He got up out of the chair and smiled. “Beautiful as always. Want me to pay?” You playfully rolled your eyes at his offer and grabbed his hand to walk out of the salon.

“I already paid, don’t worry”

“Then at least let me take you to dinner. You look so beautiful, you have to show it off somewhere!” He pulled you into a soft kiss as you exited the salon.

“Fine, lets go!”

Jake Sim

“Baby, what should we- Your hair!” Jake walked into your bedroom and the first thing he noticed was your freshly cut and dyed hair. Yes, maybe you should’ve told him, but where's the fun in that?

“Do you like it?” You looked up at him while he sat next to you on your bed. He grabbed a chunk of it to take a closer look. It was beautiful on you, the dark red highlights suited your features perfectly. It was just a bit jarring at first, that's all.

“It's so pretty, just caught me off guard” He laughed nervously. He really did love it though. He sat near you properly and continued playing with your hair, while you giggled at his actions.

“So you really do like it?”

“Nuh uh, I loveee it”

Park Sunghoon

“Do you notice anything?” You sat down on the couch near Sunghoon while he was watching some random show. He turned his head towards you and scanned your body a few times, before raising his eyebrow.

“New shirt?”

“You got this for me like three months ago?” You looked at him, your eyes basically saying ‘you can’t be serious’

“I know, it goes good with your haircut,” He smiled.

Your face lit up and you leaned in closer to him. “So you noticed? Does it look good?”

“It looks beautiful angel” He kissed your cheek and leaned back in his seat, going back to watching whatever he was watching while playing with your hair.

Kim Sunoo

“Sunoo, come here!” You yelled for your boyfriend, who was probably already doing his night time routine because he got tired of waiting for you to be done at your hair appointment.

“I'm doing my skincare, come in the bathroom!” He yelled back. You walked in and saw him with a face mask on and his hair tied into a little ponytail on top of his head. “Finally, you’re back! Lemme see your hair”

He turned away from the mirror to look at your hair. “Wow, it’s so pretty! Your bangs frame your face well” He smiled as he ruffled your hair. You hit his hand away from your head and backed up.

“Don’t touch, I just got it done!” 

Yang Jungwon

“Hey babe” Jungwon kissed your lips as you walked through the door. He knew you had just gotten your hair done, so he paid extra care to look at it a bit closer today.

“Your hair looks really nice! She did a good job” He gently twirled a strand around his finger, making sure to not mess up the loose curls your hair was styled into.

“Thank youuu” You smiled “It didn’t take long either, I think I’ll go back next time!”

“You should! That lady really knows what she’s doing, it looks beautiful” He patted your head and led you to the living room, where you guys cuddled and continued talking about your days while Jungwon played with your hair.

Nishimura Riki

“Nishimura Riki, what did you do?!” You shrieked. You knew your boyfriend could be dumb, but not this dumb.

“I’m so so sorry baby, it got in the way and I didn’t notice!” He tried to comfort you and say it didn’t look bad, but he was just making it worse for himself.

You needed some help cutting the tag off of your shirt, and Riki so kindly offered to help. While he was cutting the tag though, he didn't realize your hair had gotten in between the blades of the scissors. Now, your mid-length hair had a nice big chunk taken out of it.

“How do you not notice something like that?! I swear I’m gonna kill you Riki!” 

“Baby please, I’ll take you to the salon right now, I’ll even pay!” He grabbed your hand and caressed the back of it with his thumb to try to calm you down.

“Yea, you will! Let’s go” You basically dragged him out of the house and into the car so he could drive you to your hair salon.

Time skip

“All done! See, it’s not bad, you look amazing with short hair!” You hair dresser complimented as you both walked over to the front desk where Riki would be paying. Once his wallet was drained, he took your hand and you guys left the salon.

“See, I told you! You look so pretty no matter what, but I really like this style on you!” He smiled. You tried your best to not show that you agreed, but he could see the very obvious smile on your face when he complimented you.

“Maybe it wasn’t that big of a mistake!”

“Don’t push your luck, Ki, I still wanna kill you”

[brokenwindex]

SP Boys "Taking you on a date:"

My first thing so dont shit on it too hard.

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Its just HCs of what Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman would do if they took you out on a date. Also they are aged up to teenagers its all fluff but still

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actual footage of ike after Kyle puts him in timeout

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Stan: I think Stan is a big music kid, specifically 90s so head take you to the local record store and you two would pick some albums to either shit on or to really analyze back in his room and maybe he’d take you to the movies afterwards.

“Stan what the fuck is that…” y/n looks at him as he holds up an Ed Sheeran vinyl. “Whats wrong, hes the most romantic artist of the century.” He says trying not to laugh

“Wait wait,” Y/N turns around searching for something and pulls a cd out… “No this is the most romantic artist, Justin Beiber..”

He stares at her for a moment… “No that definitely wins.” he says as the two of them giggle. The worker yells at them, “Are you going to buy those?” They look at eachother and in perfect unison say, “fuck no!” and walk out laughing

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Kyle:

Honestly, I feel like kyle would be stuck babysitting Ike so he’d ask if you wanted to watch a movie in his room. Maybe after Ike fell asleep, the two of you would sneak out and get slurpees from the 7-11 with your bikes.

The two are watching a movie when Kyle gets a text

Ike: Kyle you’re a pussy

Kyle: Ike go to bed…

Ike: kiss her already you dumb ass

Y/N: Ike you know you added me on here too right.

Kyle: I'm actually going to kick your ass Ike

Y/N laughs as kyle is red from blush making his freckles blend in. “Lets just watch the movie..” he says not breaking eye contact from the tv

“PUSSY” ike yells from his room

“Oh my god I cant, hes so funny.” Y/N is dying of laughter

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Kenny:

Kenny would make like the cutest little picnic by a lake and he would bring bread so you can feed the ducks. He’d also bring a blanket so you two could watch the stars. He loves listening to your daily tea and he tells you about the stupid shit cartman said that day.

“No because today I saw bebe and clyde talking and sneak out of school together..” she explains to kenny..

“No way!” he gasps egging her to go on..

“I KNOW!!! And the wendy says that she saw them at the mall together after. Fucking crazy shit.” She explains and after a slight pause they burst out laughing at how ridiculous it is.

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Cartman:

First he would take you to Tweak Bros. Coffee to get something to drink and eat then take you to the park to do some “people watching” as he likes to call it.

“Y/N Y/N Y/N look at that lady.” he says trying not to point too obviously

“Why?” Y/N looks at him confused

“Doesn’t she look like if Barbara Streisand got hit by a bus?” he chuckles

“Barbara already looks like she was hit by a bus.”

“Well thats not a very nice thing to say Y/N… Do you not support womans rights?”

Cartman is trying so hard not to laugh so Y/N looks him dead in the eyes.. The two laughed so hard the lady looked at them, and it made them die even more.

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a/n: lemme know if you liked this and request any scenarios you wanna see 💪🏼💪🏼

[lily-janus]

More pinned post shit

Au: mindscape

Pairing (/p): creativitwins

"You've never hurt me. Never."

The Play

Summary: Roman asks for Remus' help... don't worry, it goes better than you think.

Pairing: platonic creativitwins

Warnings: Remus being Remus, sexual innuendos, lots of cursing, angst, yelling, blood mention, self degrading, weapon mention, very brief non-descriptive violence. Lemme know if I missed any.

Word count: 2,125

Thank you for the request! First time trying this kind of premise so hope it turned out okay! Enjoy!

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C'mon… it's no big deal! Just walk inside dammit! You do it all the time to all the sides' rooms! Just burst in without a care in the world like always!

…so what if you didn't didn't talk one on one since forever? It's no biggie, right? You don't care about anything, especially not others' opinions! And especially not his-

"Remus?"

Remus jumped, startled out of his thoughts, and turned to look as his favorite snake.

Janus looked at the door Remus had been staring at for who-knows-how-long, then at Remus, and frowned.

"Something I should know?" He asked, probing, but gently probing, as always seeming to pick up on Remus' hesitation.

Remus forced a grin and shook his head. "Nope! All good here!" 

He wasn't buying it, he knew he wouldn't, but it's not like he's going to talk about it here and now either.

Janus sighed. "If you say so, you know where to find me if it's not." And with a gentle brush on Remus' shoulder, he continued on his way.

And dammit the stupid snake always knew what to say didn't he? Whatever happens in there… he's got good ol' Janny.

He took one deep breath and swung open the door with as much flourish as he could master!

"I'm hereee!" He sang as he entered the room, shutting the door loudly behind him.

"Geez u scared the living shakespeer out of me, Remus!" Roman startled, putting a hand on his heart.

Remus cackled. "Awesome!"

Roman breathed out a sigh. "I'm regretting this already…" he grumbled.

"Too late! You made the mistake of inviting me!" Remus grinned, pretending Roman's comment didn't sting… because it didn't of course.

"I did… to be honest I didn't think you'd come…" Roman confessed.

"Aww how can I refuse an invite from my dearest brother?" Remus teased.

Roman huffed. "An invite for 5 hours ago, and you don't have a great record of listening to… well, anything."

Remus shrugged. "Welp! I came whether you like it or not… Why did you invite me, by the way?" The question sounded way more hesitant than Remus intended.

Roman bit his lip. "Well I… I just wanted to ask you um…" he took a deep breath. "I need your help with a project okay?" He finally said.

Remus blinked. "My help? Like… me specifically?"

Roman nodded.

"What? You're writing smut or something? I can for sure help with that!" Remus offered with a mischievous grin.

Roman blushed furiously. "No!" He squeaked. "Not that geez um… how do I explain this…" he muttered to himself.

"You see, I wrote a play and it turned out… fine I guess, but it still felt like it's missing something, so naturally I asked the others for feedback… they tried their best, bless them, but they're not artists… they don't get it you know? What I'm saying is… you're kind of my only hope right now." He explained.

"Oh! You need my creative wisdom! Well why didn't you just say so? Let me see your sappy play then!" Remus reached out his hands to take it.

"I didn't say it was sappy!" Roman protested but handed over the play anyway.

"You didn't need to, Ro-Ro, you wrote it." Remus cackled at Roman's pout before turning his attention to the pages in his hands.

Silence followed as Remus read, Roman looking over his shoulder anxiously to see where he was, until he finally finished and looked up.

"You're right, bro, it is missing something…" he tapped his chin, thinking.

"Right? I tried telling them but all Patton did is tell me that it's great and I should give myself more credit, all Logan did was say the 'structure' or whatever was good and fixed some grammar mistakes and Virgil said, and I quote: 'not really an expert on plays but I think it's pretty good'. Which is sweet of them but again, not really helping." Roman sputtered in frustration, putting his face in his hands.

"This needs to be ready tomorrow and I just… I don't know what to do! I can't give it to Thomas when it's like this!" Roman threw his hands in the air theatricaly, looking at Remus pleadingly.

"Calm your tits bro, fuck, your play's fine, just needs some little twicks and it's perfect." Remus rolled his eyes, handing it back to Roman.

"You… you think so?" Roman took it hesitantly.

"Tell you what, let's just try and act it out and see if we get ideas on what to add." Remus suggested.

Roman gave him a funny look.

"What's with the face?" Remus questioned, refusing the urge to blush at the attention.

"That's… that's a great idea, Remus…" Roman said in disbelief.

Remus grinned, shimmying his shoulders. "All my ideas are, bro-Ro!"

Roman huffed a laugh. "We must have different memories then."

Remus waved his hand dismissively. "Eh, you're just boring as fuck sometimes…" he paused. "Though fucking is much more exciting." He cackled, volume increasing when Roman blushed a deep red.

"You're impossibl-"

"Impossibly sexy? I agree! Thanks for noticing!"

Roman shook his head with a tiny hint of a smile. "So are we doing this or what? Or are you stalling because you know I'm a better actor than you?" He teased with a proud smile that's just a shy away from Janus' signature smirk

Remus barked a laugh at that. "You wish." He snapped to conjure another copy of the play for him, looking at Roman, challenging.

Smiling, Roman cleared his throat, holding the script in front of him, and started.

…

Roman looked away with an expression of deep hurt. "I… I'm sorry brother, I failed you.." he said brokenly.

Remus tutted. "Oh no, not at all. You see, you were right, all I do is hurt people… there's no hope for me." He said darkly.

Roman shook his head. "No… no, it's not true! I… I shouldn't have said that, I didn't mean it… please, don't do this." He begged, reaching for him.

Remus chuckled. "You see? I even hurt you-"

"No!" Roman grabbed him by his shoulders, looking deeply into his eyes… Remus would have believed it if he didn't know they were acting…

"Listen to me, you've never hurt me. Never." 

Remus suddenly forgot his lines, choking a bit as he looked away.

"...Remus?"

Fuck why does he sounds like he actually cares?

Trying desperately not to shake, Remus glanced at the pages in his hands and delivered the next line.

But Roman shook his head, taking the play from him and setting it down on a chair gently.

"You can't lie to me, I can tell you're upset."

Remus huffed. "So what if I am? Since when do you care?"

Roman's face almost made him want to take it back… almost.

"All your stupid play's missing is a death scene, there, problem solved, happy ending, cheers and all that." He said emptily.

Roman looked confused for a moment before he saw Remus snap his fingers. His eyes widened. "Remus, wait-"

Was all he heard before he appeared back in his good ol' hell of a room.

He sighed, summoning his morning star and raising it for a strike, when he heard a pop behind him and swung there instinctively.

"Wha- hey! Watch out!"

He froze. "Ro? What the fuck are you doing here? Sneaking up on me like that?"

Roman huffed, dusting his perfectly clean and not-wrinkled clothes in indignation. "I was trying to check up on you, silly."

"Well you're about 7 years late, get the fuck out, unless you wanna find out what fun surprises I have here." He grinned maliciously.

Roman crossed his arm stubbornly. "No, I'm not leaving until you tell me what's wrong." 

"Fine! You wanna know what's wrong, Roman?" Remus snapped, waving his morning star carelessly.

"Yes, I do!" Roman shouted back.

"What's wrong is you suddenly pretending like you care how I feel when you made it very fucking clear in the past 7 years that you don't!" Remus spat.

"No… you don't understand I-"

"What's wrong, is you acting like everything's sunshine and rainbows when you know fucking well how it's not even close!" Remus cut him off.

"Remus I was try-"

"What's fucking wrong is that today is the first fucking time we hung out together in years! And it was just because you needed something from me! Did you even realize that? Or were you so caught up in your stupid fantasies and delusions that you didn't even notice?" Remus was shouting so loudly he could taste blood, but he didn't care.

"You're such a fucking pussy that you can't handle how fucking messed up the world is, you're even worse than your naive father figure! You disappear on me for years and suddenly act like you care? You're never there when I need you! Never! And you wonder what's wrong? What the fuck? You're so fucking blin-"

"I was trying to apologize!"

The room fell into a deafening silence, the only sound being the twin's heavy breathing.

Roman let out a big sigh dropping his gaze. "I… I didn't know how…" he swallowed. "I didn't know how to approach the subject… this was the best I could come up with…"

Remus blinked a few times, trying to process the words. "...what?"

"The play! Remus… the stupid play… I wrote it… about us… but with me trying to make things right… it was just a cover story so I can invite you and… apologize…" Roman explained weakly. "It was a dumb idea I know…" he added, clutching his arm tightly in shame.

The play…

"You've never hurt me. Never"...

Remus swallowed. "H-how accurate is the play?" He hated how shaky his voice was.

"As accurate as it can be." Roman shrugged, looking up to meet his eyes.

But Remus couldn't look back at him. "Why… why now?"

Roman bit his lip. "You were right… I was… I was too caught up in a fantasy to realize I abandoned you… but lately, things… happened. And they made me reflect on myself…" a sob escaped Roman's throat. "I'm such an ass Remus, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" He buried his face in his hands, shaking with sobs.

Remus pinched himself, Roman was still there, he did again, nothing changed… Roman was here, apologizing for him. He's not dreaming, he's not imagining… he's here!

And yet… Remus couldn't forgive him… not yet at least.

Roman was still sobbing in front of him. "Okay, okay, c'mere you big sap." He pulled him into a rib-crushing bear hug that made him gasp for breath.

"Does… that mean you forgive me?" Roman asked hesitantly into his shoulder.

Remus cackled evilly. "Oh you sweet, naive Ro-Ro…" he shook his head, releasing him so he could see his wild grin. "You have so much to do to make it up to me."

Roman sighed but smiled anyway. "Guess I deserved that, I'll do my best, I love you, Re."

"Ew! Gross, gross gross! Get out of here before your sappy feelings stink up my room!" Remus covered his ears, shaking his head.

"But it's already stinky-"

"Out!" He snapped his fingers, banishing Roman outside.

"Rude!" He heard shouting on the other side of the door. And then he heard him walk away.

Remus shook his head, sighing in relief. "I love you too, Ro."

"Aw"

He jumped. "Fucking hell, Janny! How long have you been here?!" He shrieked.

"Not important." Jan waved his hand dismissively, smirking at him from where he sat on Remus' bed. "So, the big, scary Remus has feelings…" Janny teased, clearly delighted.

Remus huffed. "You're the one to talk, Sneky."

"I say this went better than expected." Janus, of course, ignored him, patting the space next to him.

Remus fell beside him, making the mattress bounce a little. "Were you worried about me, Jan-Jan?" He teased, poking him in the ribs.

Janus huffed a chuckle. "You wish, how long are you planning to keep him on the hook?" 

Remus grinned. "For as long as it's fun." He chuckled.

"Hmm now where did you get that from?" Jan smirked.

Remus cackled. "Gee I wonder."

Janus suddenly turned serious, looking Remus in the eye. "You have every right to stay mad, you know, I saw first hand how much he hurt you."

Remus looked away. "I know… but, I think I want to forgive him… eventually."

Janus nodded. "Alright, just don't feel obligated to. I'll let you sleep now, you know where I am if you need me." He squeezed his shoulder gently before disappearing.

Good ol' Janny, always there for him… and soon maybe Roman would too… who would have thought…

Certainly not Remus.

[phantombanquet]

SR Port Wear Ruggie Personal Card Story “Pay Attention To Me!” Part 1

Crane Port - Pier

Ruggie: Alright, I've put it up on this bulletin board here too. So next is...

Cater: Ah, it's Ruggie-kun~!

Ruggie: Cater-san. Is it break time?

Cater: Yup. I was taking pictures of the venue's highlight points~! It's Port Fest, after all ♪

What are you doing, Ruggie-kun?

Ruggie: I put up flyers for Group B's food stand on the bulletin board in the warehouse.

The more I advertise, the more sales increase, and the more money I get inside my pocket.

It's Port Fest, after all, anyway! I need to make lots of money!

Cater: Amazing! As expected of Ruggie-kun~♪

Ruggie: Well, it's time to move. I want to put more flyers while I'm patrolling.

Cater: It must be hard to work at the food stand, and as a committee member too, huh... Good luck, Ruggie-kun!

Ruggie: Ye~p!

???: UWAAAH~~~

Ruggie: Huh? I hear a child crying?

Cater: A-Aren't those kids?

Ruggie: Woah, those two are real small. They don't even look like they're in elementary.

Cater: For now, let's go talk to them.

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Cater: What's wrong, you guys? Did you get separated from the person you came with?

Children: UWAAAHHH~~~~~!!

Cater: W-Woah?! They started crying even harder! Us big bros aren't scary people, so don't worry~

Ruggie: Hey, lost kids...

Okay, okay! Kids, pay attention to me!

Children: Urgehh... What..?

BOOM!

Cater: Ah! Ruggie-kun used magic to make small fireworks!

Children: Wow, pretty! Hey, do more!

Ruggie: But before that, lemme know one thing. Tell me why both of you were crying.

Kid A: Ah... Well, we came to visit Port Fest..

Kid B: But mama is gone...

Ruggie: I see, you got lost.

But, ya know, crying won't solve anything, right?

Both of you have to work together to find mama.

Kid A: B-But... How do we... *sniff*

Ruggie: Don't cry, just think about it. What do you guys usually do when you want your mama's attention?

Kid A: I yell “MAMA” really loudly!

Kid B: I found mama before because papa put me on his shoulders so I can see really far away!

Ruggie: Great! Then, why not we race to see who can find mama first?

Kid B: Okay! Big Brother with a Diamond Mark, carry me on your shoulders!

Cater: I unexpectedly got chosen. Of course, it's OK ☆

Kid B: Wooow, it's hi~gh! I think I can find mama with this!

Ruggie: Come on now, you can't lose to your sister. You have to call for mama in a loud voice.

Kid A: Okay!

MAMA!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!

Ruggie: Yup, you're real energetic.

Well, I'll just do my job as a committee member then. Cater-san, can I ask you to come with me to the Missing Child Center?

Cater: OK~♪ I hope their mom comes to pick them up soon~

TO BE CONTINUED...

[utas-faerie-gf]

I lwk missed reviewing fics

And I lwk missed KNY

So..

Thots Wile Reeding Dis

"I'm tired :((("

"So go to sleep"

Bro just cured insomnia 👏🏽

You're saving lives out here ❤️

"That's not very cute of you" What did you expect him to respond with?

"Bbg, lemme virtually cradle you in my arms 🥺💖"

This is Sanemi we are talking about..

"Bitch, it's like, 2am or something" Unrealistic

I would of texted him at 5AM 💀

I'm just built like that

Also, did you just call your own gf a bitch 😃😄😃

"*My love, it's like, 2am or something" Much better.

Ty ❤️

"CALL ME"

"You call me"

"What?"

"No????"

"I asked first??????"

"You're so unbelievably difficult" YOU'RE BEING DIFFICULT 😡😡😡

JUST CALL ME, BRO

I ASKED FIRST THEREFORE YOU LISTEN TO ME 🤬🤬🤬

It's the ✨law✨

"Nvm, don't call me" Why is this so me

My salty ass would probs even block him for the night 💀

"And you always stain them"

ALWAYS???

ALWAYS??????

HELLO????

GIRL, WHAT DO YOU BE DOING IN THEM SHIRTS 😭😭😭

"With love" Remind me to never give my shirt to her 🏃🏽���♀️

Coloring changing shirts 😍🤞🏽

"Nasty" Ong-

"Could you ask next time?" I have the memory of a fly so..

No promises 🤞🏽

"APPLE"

"BANANA"

Ofc I said apple and he said banana 😭

It's a wonderful day to be dirty minded 🙌🏽🙏🏽

"*ORANGE"

"Fucking idiot"

You're assuming I'm not intelligent because I spelled one word wrong? Smh 🙄😒

"Are you on fire?"

"No?"

"Buuut I *am* HOT 😉"

The confidence is something I seek

"Are you okay?" When he cares ❤️❤️❤️

"How do you feel about free pizza?" Terrible cuz how tf did you get free pizza

Don't tell me you stole it 🙁

Don't tell me you beat the shit out of someone to get it..

"I got it for free" Well no shit 💀

"So little faith 😞" Maybe because you always yell at ppl????

Ever thought of that?

"Roses are red, violets are blue"

"Honey is sweet, and so are you! 🍯"

"Roses are red, violets are blue"

"You took a big shit, and now the toilet's clogged 🙄"

Well that took a turn

Also, I agree with Y/N

You could have said it nicer 😔

"I hate you 💩🚽" He missed the opportunity to call me a piece of shit 💀💀💀

ISNWKOSJDJXICJNEHWKSUKCNDSOFUKDJS

"Sappy Sanemi"

"Don't make me change my mind"

He's always threatening me 🙁

"So let yourself in, and come spoon me" JEKWKSJDCJEJWJS???????????? kenwisudjsJRNWIIWJSJX 😭✋🏽 kekaozjjxjsjidk 🥺🥺🥺

"Less bullying, more coming over to cuddle" I'm not bullying!

I'm just making an observation 😌

"You're kicked out"

"Go stand outside for five minutes"

Is he putting me in time out?-

"I'm going to carry you outside, and sit on you" Sit on me? 🤨

You're freaky 😳✋🏽

"Or skipping?" That's NOT a sight I wanna see 😭

Favorite Part

SANEMI BEING SOFT EJAJDJJDJSNNSJCJD

Conclusion

This was too cute

Smiled throughout the whole thing

I love that man A LOT 💖💖💖

My M&M

My Nem Nems

My Albino Skittle

My Semi Nemi

My everything 💖

boyfriend texts — sanemi pt 2

Author’s Note: Sanemi txts are always fun to write. 😆🤍

Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

Emergency Request Fulfilled: I love your text fics so I was wondering if we could get a part 2 of sanemi x female reader text convo-

boyfriend texts — zenitsu, akaza, gyutaro, inosuke, obanai, tanjirou, kyojuro, genya, sanemi pt 1, muichiro, giyuu, tengen

~faqs~

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[peltigaan]

wtf is going on in the morrowind steam reviews

[CC: tried to talk to a innkeeper because i have a net worth of -5 kwama eggs and cant even afford a pillow, so i tried to persuade her into pitying those below the poverty line but i accidentally clicked spacebar and picked up some random grimy folded cloth thats been collecting mold underneath the bar for 80 years and within 0.9 nanoseconds a guard had risen out of the floor and basically demanded me to pay my taxes (despite not having ownership of anything since cauis's package, yes I sold that for 0 dollars out of spite) or go to the meat locker for an epoch. I naturally chose the tax evasion option because once again a diseased scrib has more economic potential than me, yet despite my obvious financial shortcomings, the crime of picking up a manure stained cloth cloth in a public space has the punishment of the death penalty on the spot, no judge, no jury, just execution. Before he could hit me and basically banish me to oblivion (due to my negative armor class because I have every disease created in the game because I decided it was a good idea to see how Hla Oad is this time of year, do not go there it is the fecal matter of the hlaalu house and is run by hillbillies who decided it was a good idea to make a crap fishing village next to 8 deadric ruins with about 2 guards to protect their worthless operation) before he could hit me however I had managed to outsmart every single being in that inn by performing the complex task of walking through a door. Now that I had basically exiled everyone in there for as long as I wanted, the only problem was the 69 guards with armor made out of moldy cheese beelining to my exact location. I did the natural thing and went the opposite way up some cliff but in a dead sprint I think I may rival a crippled 80 year old woman in her deathbed at top speed. By the time I reached the mountain I spammed E, since you know the saying, "when in doubt, spam tf out of e". Naturally I made it up the mountain despite it being vertical and every guard's reaction was not to follow me the way I came or find the next best path but to hightail it tf out of here since obviously one who is on a slightly raised platform now has the combat equivalence to that of a daedric prince, no matter if they look like they were born from beef jerky. Before I could revel in my triumph (or notice my bounty has risen by a quadrillion for stealing a cloth and valuing my life from immediate execution) a cliff racer had spawned 3 inches from my forehead and immediately began to assault me. I managed to move out of the way but instead of not getting hit my body decided to have a convulsion on the spot and I fall to the floor like a life alert commercial (Since I had spammed E to escape the guards, my fatigue, which has a max of 4 points, had gone to -5e57) Luckily, before I could get hit again and my health, which is about 0.0000000001 at this point, I manage to use a scroll i had found while enjoying the beginning of the game's scenery and to reward me for having positive thoughts the game decided to murder a man in front of me by dropping him from the heavens. But he had scrolls that could launch me like inflation rates in germany during the 1930;s, so naturally I used them during the cliff racer attack. I jumped and began to ascend into the heavens, suddenly I did not feel bad about my hard situation in life anymore, my economic shortcomings were irrelevant, my weak and frail body with the agility and intelligence that only rivals that of a cinder block was of no more matter to me. So what if I cannot understand basic reading skills and I put all my skills into spear and I had not found a single spear yet despite this being my 629th day in the game and having made a grand total of 1.2 gold, all of which came from fargoths corpse after I booby trapped his drug stash (it was in some rotting log because of his crippling moon sugar addiction) with a fireball from hell that killed everyone in a 4 city radius. It was all of no more matter, I flew, and for the first time, I was free, free of my shackles of constant endangerment and permanent psychological trauma, the ground before me disappeared into a white ether and I was free from it all. Then the air turned red, I was confused, thinking I had entered another level of the atmosphere, but then the ground reappeared. What was a small island had turned into a jagged red mountain straight from satan's summer home retreat. There was not much I could do since I was barreling straight down the throat of the volcano into a lava ocean at the speed of light and only had the chance to see some man with nothing but a loincloth and a golden mask teabagging the corpse of some random dark elf, probably of no importance, but it mattered not, as I was now 80000 different pieces floating in a burning hellscape forever attoning for my sin of wanting to have a fun time playing a video game. all in all good game would recommend 10/10]

[ryo-maybe]

can u explain why AI art is bad without fearmongering, moralizing or bootlicking lol

I'm going to answer in good faith, even though the tone you're using sounds like you're harboring anything but. The issue with AI art isn't specifically inherent to the tools used to produce it, because, ultimately, a tool is merely that: something devoid of will which, in the hands of a human, can produce a specific outcome. It's the human element that taints what we could otherwise enjoy for the unquestioningly fascinating topic that is AI art and, by extension, AI software as a whole.

Now, the problem isn't people, period, but the kind of people that are responsible for giving AI the bad rep it's been getting, along with the intent that goes into both the development of AI tools and the things produced by dint of said tools. I'm talking about the tech bros happily rubbing their hands, waiting to provide business moguls with a brand new means to commodify and mass-produce what artists stake their entire livelihoods upon, because when you have enough zeroes lined up in your bank account, your eyes are utterly blinded to the soul and personality that human beings put into their handiwork, and which a machine won't ever be able to reproduce no matter how much stolen art you feed it. Oh yeah, by the way, that's how AI art tools have been making the rounds: by chewing on thousands upon thousands of stolen pictures made by actual people so that they may learn how to ape someone's style and spit out absolutely soulless derivatives, while the original authors don't see a lick of recognition or monetary retribution for any of it. Do I need to tell you why stealing and parading someone else's art as your own is a terrible, vile thing to do?

But sure, you did ask me to refrain from "fearmongering, moralizing or bootlicking", which I guess I've already done. So since you'd rather I skipped straight to the point in a concise manner, lemme offer some quick examples of why the culture surrounding AI art has already developed into one of the most abysmally disappointing displays of how greed and an utter lack of human decency can ruin something objectively brimming with possibilities:

Less than a week after the sudden death of Korean artist Kim Jung-gi, someone trained an AI model to mimic his artstyle, having the audacity of asking for credits if anyone wished to use it. I sincerely hope I don't have to explain to you why this is a ghoulish example of the kind of tone-deafness sported by tech bros who buy wholesale into the AI art craze.

A piece of AI art was submitted to an art contest and won. The "artist"'s work amounted to little more than picking a series of prompts and letting the machine do the work. It's as much art as googling a smattering of terms and making a collage of pictures taken from Pinterest (and even then, you would have put more work into it than this person did). That they won at all says a whole damn lot about how abysmal the respect given to artists - real artists - nowadays is.

There are a multitude of people out there already selling prints of AI-generated art. I could link some of them here, but honestly, type "ai art prints" on a search engine and you'll get inundated by them. I've seen and personally know artists who have had to undersell their works because commissions were the only thin, frayed string they could hang on in hopes of making it through the week without fucking starving themselves, but here we are: any random asshole can now yell "MASSIVE BREASTS, THIN WAIST, COCKTAIL DRESS, HUGE BADONGAS" at a computer, let it mash together a trillion of other people's hard work, and print it for easy bucks that the actual authors of the basic ingredients of their insipid soup will never, ever see a dime of.

It really bothers me that you mentioned "no bootlicking". Whose fucking boots is this side of the debate supposedly tasting? That of the artists who post every day about how angry, sad and terrified they are by the prospects of what the development of AI art will entail for their livelihood and passion? What kind of gall did your mother birth you with that you have the spiteful spunk to type that word, when you've got shit like an artist who had their sketch stolen while they were drawing it on stream, then fed to an AI and posted by someone passing it off as their own art? How does that not ignite your indignation? "Bootlicking". Like anyone's tongues have been tasting leather but those of the same tech bro chodes who kept trying oh so hard to convince us NFTs were the future while ruining the environment to make the absolute stupidest point ever made in the history of humanity.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

@mewtwoandme lmfao

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*okay so- background: they're at one of those parties where people dress up as whatever the fuck they want, media characters, real people from before like John Lincoln or Shakespeare, the classics like Dracula or The Grim Reaper, y'know the drill*

*yeah so Blu and Hugo are there, Blu is dressed up as Papyrus and Hugo, who's holding a half-empty cup of Coca Cola*, is dressed up as Sans, yes this is a reference to the past UNDERTALE skit i made for shits and giggles*

*who's also there? Emery, dressed up as his own version of The Wendigo, with a very shit eating grin behind that deer skull mask cuz he is Plotting, Scheming, Etc™*

*Emery walks up to Hugo, plan is now in action...*

Emery: hey, beefcake!

Hugo: ah?

Emery: can you tell me what's that thing up there? Looks pretty weird...

Hugo: something's on the ceiling fan?? Lemme see-

Blu, aware: Hugo no- frick-

*Hugo walks away, focused entirely on the ceiling fan, unknowing of the terror the lie has formed*

Emery: here we go...

*he walks up to Hugo, who's- may i repeat- focused entirely on the ceiling fan, already going to execute his devious master plan*

Emery: should look a little closer, i think it's a bug but that might be me..

Hugo: worst case scenario it's a venomous one, like a Galvantula.

Emery: better not be, i don't wanna get bug bit to Arceus...

Hugo: me either, man, me either...

*Emery looks at Hugo with eyes only a creature who feasts on children and young animals would have, and a fanged smile of a dirty, dirty, dirty fox*

Emery: gottem.

Hugo, startled and confused: a-

*Emery pushes Hugo's cup onto him, dropping the drink ONTO HUGO AND FUCKING UP THE FLAWLESS SANS COSTUME. MOTHERFUCKER*

Hugo: ARGH!!

*Emery cracks up to the point he's dying of laughter, the asshole...*

Emery: FUCKING GOTCHA!! HOOOOO MAN THAT'S PRICELESS!

Hugo: ughhh... Not the hoodie! Ah well, will fix it later...

Emery: wh- wait... Aren't you angry?? I just fucked up your costume, aren't you pissed off???

Hugo: oh no not really, upset yes but not angry!

Emery: huh... Tch- weirdo...

*Emery walks away, probably got his day... Not ruined but it's less good because it's not the reaction he expected and now he's dissappointed*

Emery: oh well, see ya later, beefcake, and good luck with your costume! Haha-

Hugo: you have fun! Haha- ahhh boy... Emery is a fun guy, y'know?

Blu: uhhhh... Well, not fun but rather a handful... I'm surprised you're not out for his blood yet, you're always pretty chill you know?

Hugo, internally:

OH MISERABLE HIJO DE PUTA, TE VOY A SACAR LAS TRIPAS CON UN SACA CORCHOS!!

Hugo, externally: *ahem-* yeah i'm extremely calm.

Blu: weird, normally he'd have his rear beaten to a pulp, like the last time he tried pranking Sonya...

Hugo: it depends on the victim, Blu...

Blu: yeah you're right...

Hugo: *so how the puzzles goin', bro?

Blu: PLEASE. STOP WITH THE ACCURATE VOICE ACTING. IT SCARES ME.

Hugo: *aww come on bro, you're smiling!

Blue: *I AM AND I HATE IT!

Hugo, cracking up: oof- yeah i see what you mean- holy fucking shit!

[end.]

Purely because i wanted to make Hugo mentally yell in spanish, i made this. Praise Me™

1 for Hugo?

He can hide it pretty well if he has to.

If it's not the appropriate time or place he can bite his tongue and keep it to himself, and appear fine for the moment, until he's able to go to a place where he can let loose later.

[acartoonaddict]

One-shot where the Calamity trio had another friend, but they a little to late to meet them at the thrift store and well... YOU'LL SEE </3

Reader will use they/them pronouns 🤩

"Hey Y/N!" You heard a familiar voice greet you. You turned to see one of your best friends!

"Marcy! How have ya been?" You asked her, she sat at the desk next to you, but before she could start to talk the teacher started the lecture.

She was just one of your three best friends. You had two others, Anne and Sasha! Talking about Anne it was her 13th birthday that day! Only problem is that you had no idea what to get her. Oh well I'll go after school! You thought to yourself.

After a bit the bell had rang as you got up you felt a hand on your shoulder. You stopped in you tracks as you turned to Marcy titling your head a bit.

"Hey! Wanna hang out in the library after school?" Marcy asked with a smile.

"Oh, uhm, well after school I'm going to go find a gift for Anne, sorry Marc.." You admitted.

"Oh, oh yeah totally! I forgot too!" She laughed.

"I mean, you can join me if you'd like!" You invited but she shook her head.

"It's okay, I have to study anyways."

You immediately felt a wave of guilt pass over you but didn't argue any further as the both of you walked and separated ways.

~~~

It was now after school and you were at the mall searching, you were lucky enough to have parents that would pay you for babysitting your siblings.

"Hmm, what to get Anne?" You thought out loud as you looked around.

You went from store to store but couldn't find anything. At this point you were disappointed and hungry so you decided to take a break and stop by the food court.

You ordered some food and sat down while scrolling on your phone when you got a notification.

Sasha:

Marcy said you were searching for a gift? Well she just found the perfect one!

Sasha:

Y/N:

Wtf is that

Sasha:

It's a music box you rock 🙄

Y/N:

Mhm

Ok

Sure

This is fine

Yeah no I keep getting an eerie feeling from that box.. It's kinda sus....

Sasha:

Bro chill out it's just a box

Y/N:

Yeah yeah whatever lemme just hurry up and get Anne her gift don't wait for me I'll see you guys soon ✌✌

Sasha:

Bye nerd!

You shut your phone up and finished your food and decided to try one more store.

It was a clothing store you looked around the racks, you then laid eyes on the perfect thing for Anne. You immediately grabbed it and rushed to the checkout and of course with your luck, it had a huge line.

Finally it was your turn, you went up and paid for it, you asked for a gift bag which cost your Xtra but you didn't mind. They put it in and made it look pretty, you thanked the cashier as you rushed out of the store.

~~~

You had gotten a text earlier saying that they were at the park.

You used your scooter and rushed your way over there, you never learned how to ride a bike so the scooter was the next best option.

You stopped at a street light seeing that the park was in eyes view, you just needed to wait for the crossing sign. You desperately pressed the button as it kept repeating the same word over and over again telling you to wait. Sasha's gonna kill me if this stupid thing doesn't hurry. You thought to yourself.

That's when it happened.

You saw a big light shoot into the sky. You stared at it in shock. After it stopped everything turned off just for a second, pitch black, even the traffic lights. Then it came back, unable to process what happened you just ran across the street to the park, because that's where it came from.

"GUYS!" You yelled as you reached the playground, but stopped when you saw no one was there. Confused you got off your scooter and walked around a bit. You looked at your phone checking to see if perhaps one of them sent you a message, nothing.

It's almost like they disappeared.

~~~

Three months.

That's how long they've been gone. You haven't really been the same, you were more quiet, more reserved.

But it was summer, there was no time to sulk, you had been trying to figure out what on earth had happened to your friends.

The police came to the conclusion that it was probably just a runaway case and had left it at that. At first they thought it was kidnapping and you were suspected, you found it odd that they suspected you since you were a literal 13 year old.

They tried to interview you but you weren't much help since they didn't believe your story, even though it was 100% true. They eventually gave up and let you go.

You had decided that today you were going to go to the place Marcy said she'd be the day she disappeared, the library.

You looked around, not really expecting to find anything, you sat down and thought for a bit.

Okay Y/N think, use that big brain of yours. What did Marcy need to study for that day? It was a few weeks before school ended so probably state testing! Ugh state testing really? That is Mar-Mar though. You thought to yourself.

You just put you head down for a bit, it had been a month, maybe they really did runaway, and they probably just left you.

You heard a thud and shot up and you saw a book on the floor, the librarian had seemed go drop it. "Ma'am yo- actually you know what I'm not gonna even try." You picked up the book and stared at it.

"Dr.P's extraordinary guide to magic and mystery?" You read out loud. You shrugged as you placed it down, but you had a weird but feeling, the exact same one the day your friends had disappeared.

"Oh, why not." You gave in as you sat back down and opened the book, you skimmed through it, until you got to one particular page, one that would change everything.

~~~

So four months without your friends, it was back to school time but your parents had decided to homeschool you, which you didn't mind.

Apparently the box was able to transport others to different worlds, at first you thought it was silly, but once you put the pieces of the puzzles together it started to make sense.

You immediately ran to police with your new discovery, they didn't believe you. Looking back at it you thought it was stupid, so you went to your parents, heck even scientists, no one believed you.

At this even you started to doubt yourself. Maybe they really did run away, and maybe, just maybe, they really didn't want anything to do with you.

You sat at your desk looking at all your evidence, when you felt something form in the corner of your eyes. Then it just all came out, you started to straight up sob.

I just want them back, please. You begged, to who or what? You don't know, but you had to eventually accept the fact that they were gone.

There was nothing you could do about it, you had to move on, even if you didn't want to.

Hello yes this is already long enough but I might make a part two? I'm not sure, but I hope you enjoyed it!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 15.10.22 lb

adi boy angyyyyyy and taking it out on the poor dude who came to call him for dinner

udhar ginni ko khaane ka mann nahi

can't relate tbh

dimpy shampy being the teenage brats that they are have accurately diagnosed what's wrong, trollolololol

gulaabo ji v progressive saying usne nahi kiya call msg toh tu karle and clears the room so her daughter can get freaky on the phone

here chotu Singh chidaofying adi lol

poor baby got his ears kheenchofied for it

how is this child the most emotionally mature male in this entire household?

both calling each other same time and getting engaged and huffy all over again

........ does whatsapp not exist for yall??? ridic how you're having these 1994 waale problems in 2022.

ugh this stupid shitty dad

is doing some "surprise" saazish

i hate him so much

adi (happy) crying and talking to mom pic

ki ginni is sabse alag and i'm so happy and i'm gonna marry her again

can't find mom's kangan that he wanna give ginni

poora kamra uthal puthal, like bruh why would the kangan be under your bedcovers?????

stomping around the house like a demented t-rex

taayiji ne ain mauke pe aake aag mein ghee daal di ke oh all that must be with supreet only

BRO THERES NO REASON TO BE SOOOO FUCKIN ANGRY?!?!!

he just walks into the room and gets into her face and starts throwing shit around

like????????

God I hate men

itna OTT Hulk lvl anger

not even letting supreet complete a damn sentence

fuckin rudeass. if ginni was here she'd never allow this

anyway yelled at her some more and said stay away from my wedding

Sam Goldie getting proper warning from gulaabo ji ki dont even try to ruin this day for my daughter

Goldie trying redemption and saying lemme be part of this day and help

and ginni giving v well pointed taana ki I have always needed you as a brother

but you just belong to your wife

he begging for forgiveness

she getting senti venti and doing emotional damaaaaaage

he worming his way back into her heart with childhood memories

I feel bad for him and want him to redeem himself but ugghhhhhhh the satisfaction shaitani Sam is getting from her plan working isn't worth it

haath jod ke paaon pad gaya ginni ke, which pffft

ginni saying if you want me to forgive you then understand who is manipulating you and driving you away from your fam

he's saying I'll do whatever you sayyyyyy (shyeahhhhh right)

Sam bhi maidaan mein utar gayi with her A+ acting

ginni like ugh pls just get out my face

gave them both last chance anyway

gorlllll why

and said Goldie your wife is your resp, whatever bs she does, you are equal in it

Sam doing some more bechaari acting

chal bhak yahaan se

poor supreet doing all the coordinating and prep for the function

ambar asking why she not ready to leave as adi glares from behind

she's like uh oh I'm not coming

ambar like ?!?!!!??!

udhar all the chotus have arrived at ginnis

the girl cousins and chotu Singh

so the bitchy girl cousin isn't bitchy anymore?

aaah whatever idk

anyway ginni asks where everyone is and there's some teasing ki she just cares for one particular person

not bitchy anymore cousin says everyone except chachi coming

coz supreet had given the kangan for polishing

and adi got mad that she's lost them or hiding them or some shit

ginnis like uhhhhhhhh I'm wearing them???

she gave them to me???????

fb to supreet saying adi never thought of me as mom but you gave me that haq

and giving her the kangan bade pyaar se

and ginni tells her to pehnaofy

aw i'm happy for themmmm

God adi I wanna beat your ass

ginni troubled to hear of this bs, and rightly so

precap: oh supreet did make it to the function, noice

scummy dad announcing he changing name of company to gurkirat group of hotels

and even tells adi to read the papers before signing

but the dumbass is too happy in moment and just signs

fuckin idiot

men really don't deserve the power they have in this society

[squishyneet]

I mean, bestie I can't blame you for liking Ju Jisoo (I mean was there once, so... 0-0) but honestly you deserve better💅

So lemme try to convince you or shall I say make you fall out of love~

1. He's not even special 🙄🤔😒 tbh at his first appearance I was like OOOOOH just cuz' he covered his eyes with hair and seemed mYstErIoUS (I can be so shallow sometimes-) so if that was a point lemme help you. The new main character I think he's Kang Eunwoo used to look low-key similar 0_o so yeah he's there.. I mean Jay from lookism is even better :0

2. He looks stinky :P Personally I be reading and be like yo dude shut it, I can smell your breath thru the phone •~• (yup that's it)

3. HC: Says the sh*tiest most lame jokes ever. Also "Where my hug at" type of bish

4. I mean look at the rest of htf characters... much more Scrumptious

5. Lemme put some standards here...

•Cool/ Nice backstory... meh ❌

•Does he win often?.. ❌ NO. Even I can win against 244 (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS?)

• Tiddies? ❌ (no questions allowed for this one)

He's not even that rich smh 😒 (again this is a joke but hey am I wrong, eh?)

6.I get it.. I get it you like red flags. Understandable :D

But hey... not even 244 did what he did ugh🤢...(I mean 244 killed his girlfriend or whatever but that's besides the point-)

Pls don't hate me haha.. (°-°;) Also it's 3am so you can't blame me 😁

If you're not convinced yet and want more of my Ted talk 🤠 don't be shy to summon me ;)

Ahh b4 I go I HAVE to tell someone this... and well that someone is you bestie haha~ So normally I like no.. LOVE tall haired bois (despite whatever else is there to their miserable lives) which ofc includes mullets but I've got an exception 🤭. I mean Taehoon with short hair?? Especially the one in the MMA ??? I can't be the only one ? I'm talking about this 👇

ONE

meow,

🐣

Chickie sending me a whole document 😭😭

U got a lot of good points. U are kinda right about the red flags 😭. Yeah there definitely are more scrumptious characters 👀 Jisoo is just a crumb. And I do love Eunwoo.

I will say that when Hyeoksoo got stabbed and Jisoo yelled "baby bro" or whatever, it did touch my heart to see him being a big bro. HOWEVER, it does not outweigh the fact that he's a stinky where's my hug typa guy and whatnot.

I am a sucker for guys with mullets (Taehun, Hansu, Seto Kaiba) and whatever was going on with Taehun's hair back then was a crime. I feel like if he kept his hair short, people still would have fallen for him because he's . . . he's Taehun. But that compared to HIS MULLET?? 😤😤😤 It's givin vampire Munseong 😔 try to keep up

But he does look more cute and approachable with his short hair idk what it is.

Feel free to continue your analysis :)

Edit: u made me fall in love with short hair Taehun

[autism-aint-a-flawtism]

Future Gohan Survives AU Part 7! Revival!

So yada yada yada Tien teaches Gohan and Trunks how to use Instant Transmission. They have some orange slices because Tien and Trunks are suckers for orange slices. Gohan offers him a burger and Tien declines because he's a vegetarian, etc etc etc. Long story short, Tien has about five minutes left on Earth before he has to go.

Tien gives his obligatory hugs. Bulma gives Tien a whole sack of oranges for the road back to King Kai's planet. Then, Bulma gives Tien a massive hug and a kiss on the cheek

"Tell Yamcha that his car got destroyed"

Tien gives a wince

"Oooo, did the Androids finally blow it up?"

Bulma gives a smirk

"No. I did."

Tien gives a good laugh

"You're evil"

Trunks gives Tien a big hug, Tien ruffles Trunks' bowl cut hair

"Good Kami, I can't believe you're such a big kid now. Keep that bright head in the clouds, and those strong feet on the ground. And keep a good eye on Gohan, we both know he doesn't eat like he should."

Trunks gives a big smile at Tien

"Yes sir!"

Tien gives Gohan a handshake

"I know that you aren't too fond of your father, but just lemme tell you that he's as proud of you as I am. You're the best out of all of us, kid. Keep it up.

Tien and Gohan give each other one of those weird bro hugs

"Thanks buddy, do me a favor. Tell my dad I said hi."

Tien prepares to leave to go back to King Kai's planet

"You got it, buddy. Now all of the Namekian warriors have fused into one person, so just search for the strongest energy signature that feels kind of like Piccolo."

Everybody waits for Tien to disappear, and once he does so, they finally get to searching for the "Super-Namekian"'s power level. They both try and find it for about an hour (New Namek is really far away you guys) until eventually Gohan's pretty sure that he found it. At the very least, he's found a strong Namekian. So, Gohan prepares himself to teleport himself to New Namek. Bulma tries to stop him for a second

"WAIT A MINUTE GOHAN! I PROMISED DENDE I'D LET HIM TRY SODA! GIMME A MINUTE I HAVE TO GET A SPRITE FROM MCDONALDS"

Gohan continues to prepare himself for the jump across space, while yelling at Bulma

"WHY ARE YOU WAITING UNTIL RIGHT NOW?!?! I CAN BARELY FEEL THIS ENERGY!"

Bulma is running to her car

"JUST GIMME LIKE FIVE MINUTES!"

Gohan teleports away to Bulma's dismay

"GODDAMMIT!"

Gohan teleports himself across space. It feels funny to Gohan. About a half second later, Gohan finds himself on a different planet. Only that, it isn't Namek. Gohan finds himself being greeted by a Namekian with red eyes and a strange purple elf man. The purple elf man extends out his hand

"Hello, Son Gohan, I'm Supreme Kai, and we need to talk."

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

i watched monkie kid season 1 i don't understand how episodes 5, 9, and 10 are even kinda angstyyyyyyy maybe it's because i've dived so deep into the angst potential of ninjago that now i'm oblivious to all other forms of angst but please explore the angst potential for me thank you

*cracks knuckles* BUCKLE UP ANON, GET READY FOR CHAOTIC UNEDITED THOUGHTS LKSDFMAWFE 

AIGHT, SO EPISODE FIVE.

WE GET SEVERAL THINGS OUT OF IT, AND THE FIRST IS RIGHT SMACK DAB AT THE BEGINNING.

Mk lives above the noodle shop.

BUT WHY? Unless he has no where else to go…

Yeah you could say it really is just easier for him to work there but Mk seems fairly young. What would someone his age be doing living above a noodle shop and working there?

Anyway, that’s angsty because it throws open the doors for an angsty Mk backstory. I headcanon that he was living on the streets for a while. Then there’s the fact that he has a job, which--isn’t that child labor? Unless it was the only way Pigsy could get him to accept a place to stay…

(I actually wrote a fic from Pigsy’s POV about that a little lol lkfmaewif you can find it here if you wanna give it a go skdldsfsdfjkad)

Anyway, so that’s a bit angsty lol, or at least has the potential for angst.

Then there’s the fact that Mk’s probably gonna freak out every time he hears the word “perfect” after that crazy experience. It’s also pretty clear at the end that he doesn’t tell anyone about it.

And then comes the saddest part about it for me. HE GENUINELY DOESN’T RELAX UNTIL THEY’RE YELLING AT HIM. LIKE BRO, THE ONLY WAY HE FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS “NORMAL” IS IF SOMEBODY’S YELLING AT HIM AND THAT’S A LITTLE CONCERNING. Pigsy yells a lot, yeah, but like all of them? I’m just concerned that he seems to 100% think it’s good when people yell at him.

Which brings me to another headcanon that maybe he used to be ignored a lot, so as long as they’re paying attention to him it’s okay, even if they’re yelling at him.

Episode five isn’t super angsty honestly, but it does open up the doors for angsty headcanons and whatnot, so I think that’s what the hype for that one is about.

I’ma skip right to ten now just cause order doesn’t matter :P dkflawoeif

(before I start can I just say that Mk’s one clone has my whole heart: “I don’t know what to tell you guy” I LOVE HIM SDLKFMAOIWEJKFMDSADF)

Ten is mostly Red Son angst because DBK was bouta kill him and called him a traitor. We literally saw him about to start crying oN SCREEN LSKDFMAWOEIF Like the lip wobble as DBK just talked down at him-- ;A;

Anyway, judging from the first episode I’m gonna assume it’s safe to say DBK never actually met Red Son before he was trapped under the mountain since he didn’t really seem to know who he was, but Red Son still seems to want to do everything he can to impress him and gain his approval, but why would you want to do that for a stranger?

Unless Princess Iron Fan has been talking him up for years, telling Red Son all about his dad to the point where he feels like he knows him and how many times do you think she said “he’s going to love you” to him as they worked to free his father. Then, after all that, after so many years of wanting to meet him and join him and rule the world with him and then he tells him he’s nothing. That he wouldn’t trust him because of how big of a failure he is.

I dunno man, I just think that would hurt klsdfmaowiemalsdf

Then there’s the AU’s where like “what if Iron Fan didn’t forward in time and Red Son got like BLASTED” and all that good stuff XD

And not related to angst but Iron Fan nabbin Mk and like, standing over him protectively pretty much killed me (HE HAD A MOM FOR A FEW MINUTES--)

(And then spicynoodle shippers went feral because Red Son was all “I GOT YO BACK NOODLE BOY--” yeah good times lksdfmawoieflksdf

Now.

Episode nine…

HOOOOO BOY LEMME TELL  YA LSKDMFAOWIEFIA;JFSD

(Episode seven gives us a bit of a set up for it because we get to see a bit more of Mk’s character and the way he’s 100% ADHD, doesn’t tell Pigsy about the fact something is literally trying to kill him because he genuinely thinks Pigsy’s gonna throw him out if he doesn’t do this one thing right-- and just yeah slkdfaowief Mk has a lot of angst potential ksdfwefskdfj)

I have my reaction to this whole episode that I wrote out while I watched lol and I’m going to be taking a few things from that here’s the thing if you wanna read that XD

So! The episode starts with Mk smashing a--in Wukong’s words--“priceless ancient mural” that has the Journey to the West crew on it, which made Wukong stans go feral because that’s basically a family portrait and he’s getting it smashed. So like, Wukong is not okay sldkfwieofasdf XD Angst there, got me wondering what happened to the old crew and I’m curious to see if they’ll touch on that. Far as we’re aware though, Wukong seems to have been mostly alone for a long time. It’s just sad is all T-T

In comes Six Eared Macaque! Now this is where the angst really starts.

So it’s the classic, mentor’s going to slow for the apprentice so the apprentice turns to the dark side to speed things up a little and then gets betrayed by evil mentor and learns lesson in the end trope, but there was a whole lot more about it that FREAKED ME OUT LSKFDMAOIWEF

The first thing that got me was just the whole jacket thing. Macaque literally put his face on Mk with a clear “mine now” and it was like OH THAT IS NOT OKAY.

And then Macaque’s manipulation tactics are like WOW, OKAY, *SCREAMS* Cause he starts small with the things that Mk wants and then slowly starts to drive a wedge between him and Wukong and then straight up gets this kid to call himself a weapon, like BRO??? Mk literally starts to see himself as a weapon and that’s uh, not okay sldkfawef Macaque was able to do that though because of how MK sees things. If we look at past episodes like the Clone one we just see him doing everything in his power to be “useful” so that they’ll still like him and still want to hang out with him. He wants to give them everything because he loves them, but he’d also let them take everything from him too. Anyway, it just seems like Mk truly believes they that people won’t want him around if he’s not useful and Macaque takes that and runs with it slkdfmaoiwef

I’m gonna say the whole training with Macaque took place over a couple months. We also don’t see any of the others in that time, which means it’s likely Macaque was getting him to distance himself from his friends too. And Mk tends not to tell anybody about anything that happens to him, likely because he doesn’t want to bother them or be a burden, probably due to some past experiences making him think that he’s a burden if he’s human.

So after Macaque gets Mk to trust him and want to please him-- “I was expecting more.” “I can do better!”-- he takes Mk to a super sketchy place to kill a demon, which Mk doesn’t look comfortable with at ALL, but he does anyway, even when Macaque starts to act really weird, he just keeps going and making excuses for him in his head because “it’s not him who’s acting weird, i just need to stop being paranoid” the manipulation is pretty intense here :’)

So, then Mk gets betrayed by someone who was being nice to him, steals all of his power and messes with his thinking so badly that he can’t even pick up the staff. Macaque ruffles his hair fondly, a gesture of affection that’s probably gonna give Mk flashbacks now if someone ever tries to do it to him again and is straight up ready to kill him.

So like, angst sldfaowiefmdf

Fight angst, Mk thinking he’s not strong enough, not good enough anymore, literally starts CRYING--I WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN--and then promptly gets rid of this demon. (“I just wanted to be good enough for you”) Wukong angst too cause he nearly saw Mk get killed. And then in the ensuing explosion he shields him and that's not angsty I’m just pointing it out because it gets my whole soul every time and I will never get over that part slkdfmawoief

Anyway, the ending. Mk’s sitting there staring down at the staff, feeling utterly terrible for causing all of that, then looks up with a resigned but determined expression and apologizes. Wukong scolds him a little, keeps it pretty light all things considered lol

But here’s what gets me. After Wukong pulls him into a hug Mk tentatively asks “So… you’ll keep training me?”

Because dude

He honestly thought he wasn’t going to keep training him. His resigned look when he apologized, he was FULLY EXPECTING WUKONG TO TAKE THE STAFF AND TELL HIM THEY WERE DONE.

Like, dude…

T-T

There’s also that one part when Macaque pretends to be Mk and Wukong freezes so badly he doesn’t even, like, think. He knows Mk’s pinned to the mountain at that point but still the idea of accidentally hitting him and the fear on not-Mk’s face made him freeze up so badly he didn’t even think to use his true sight (which would have made him see right through the illusion/shapeshifting) or use his LOGIC, to know it wasn’t Mk.

Anyway, I’ma stop now because I already spent too long on this and may have gotten slightly carried away but if you want another person to give you angst pointers on episodes @herhighnesstheprincess is FANTASTIC AT POINTING OUT ANGST LSKDFMAWOIEF

And hey, this might not qualify as angst for you and that’s A-OK. I guess it’s pretty tame compared to some of the stuff Ninjago throws in casually, but it does kinda address the angst which makes it hit harder sometimes lkdfmawoiefmfd Like they didn’t wait ten seasons to have Mk cry, he was in a stressful situation and struggling and dealing with a lot of bad thought towards himself in the moment and cried and it’s just-- ;A;

Yeah anyway sdlkfmaoiwemfsdf Congrats if you made it through my ramble sdlkwefkkldfadll I’m sure I forgot a few things cause technically speaking I’ve only watched the episodes once (which I must remedy soon because this series deserves a second go the animation alone is INCREDIBEL SKLDFAOOFEAFLK) so I’m bound to have missed a bunch of things, but in any case, hope this was worth your time lol XD Have a day as amazing as you are <3 ;)