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[brokenwindex]

“Is that seriously why you were upset?”

Sebastian x reader

angst

summary:

Sebastian didn't acknowledge the fact he hit you with an unforgivable 💀💀💀

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I feel like in the ideal world of my brain Sebastian would never, but this game makes him really douchey towards the end and I think that this is (sadly) feasible

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

It had been a week since salazar syltherin’s scriptorium incident and you have been avoiding Sebastian. He fucking blasted you and could care less. Even Ominis was shocked. After charms you practically sprint out the door trying to make it back to your room before Sebastian can try and talk to you.  Thankfully you get ahead of the crowd giving you time to jump into your bed and hide under the covers when you hear someone knock at the door. 

“Y/N, please.. Open the door we need to talk.” its sebastian… 

“GO FUCK YOUR SELF!” You peek your mouth out of the covers to scream and hide again. 

“Y/N Im coming in,” he starts fiddling with the door.

“I dont want to talk right now… go away before I tell Imelda to beat your ass…” your voice is muffled as he makes his way in.

“No, you’ve been avoiding me all week and you haven’t responded to my owls and I’d like to know what the hell your problem is. You literally ran away after dinner last night.”He’s looking at a lump on your bed💀💀

You sit up staring at him in shock. He was fucking with you there was no way. “Sebastian are you on something? Are you fucking kidding me right now? I really didn’t think anything could have hurt more than crucio but of course, you of all people would be the one to find a way to do it. Please get out before I get up and crush your skull in you fucking imbecile.” you turn away pointing at the door.

“Is that seriously why you were upset?” he chuckles a bit, “I thought we were trying to find a cure for Anne. I'm sorry I didn't apologize for the spell that saved not only your life, let me remind you, but Ominis’ too. Stop being such a bitch, I thought you were chill about it. I guess I was wrong about you.. “ Right as he turns around to leave you walk up to him and look him in the eyes.

“I don’t know what the hell I saw in you.. “ and with a swift kick to the balls, the boy falls to the floor and lets out high pitch scream. “Stop being such a bitch"

you slammed the door and 5 minutes later he was still on the floor.

"Sebastian why the hell are you on the floor? I need to get inside get out of the way." Imelda says pushing him to the side with her leg, "Why is he infront of the door?" she says walking into the room.

"I think he has brain damage."

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

a/n: dude... this was all the popped into my head my brain is not it tday this is so shit i cant 😭😭😭

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[brokenwindex]

The Shadow of Your Smile

This was a thought i had because i love this song specifically the Nancy Sinatra version and I thought, "OMG THIS IS TOTALLY MC AND SEBASTIAN" so here you go.

I think that this is what really happens if Sebastian was sent to Azkaban. You are like the only thing keeping him from losing his mind in his cell. Only thinking about you as you plague his dreams. Like before he was arrested you two had a final kiss and like it says a teardrop kissed your lips and so did i… and then he was dragged out that was the last time you’d ever see him and all he can remember is the shadow of your smile..

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

You run to him seeing the officers coming and give him the tightest hug practically suffocating the boy and he pulls back holding you by your shoulders taking in your face and your eyes for what might be the last time ever. A single tear streams down your face as you try to keep yourself composed.. Sebastian sees this and his heart practically shatters. He brings his face close still analyzing and memorizing your face as he kisses you one last time. Time itself stops and the two of you are suspended in space. It doesn't last long as the officers break the two of you dragging him away. Then after months of nothing, you receive an owl,

"The shadow of your smile When you are gone Will color all my dreams And light the dawn Look into my eyes My love and see All the lovely things You are to me

Our wistful little star Was far too high A teardrop kissed your lips And so did I Now when I remember spring All the joy that love can bring I will be remembering The shadow of your smile

Now when I remember spring All the joy that love can bring I will be remembering The shadow of your smile"

-S.S.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

This whole album is so fucking good oh my god. Songs i also think could fit are Until its time for you to go, and Bang Bang (my baby shot me down) which are also from the same album mwuahhahaha.

Anyway, heres the link to the shadow song.

ALSO ALSO ALSO again i have a sebbie playlist go look at that because its actually so accurate totally and you will even say "wow this is really good" because i have a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee rate so yea 💪🏼💪🏼

[brokenwindex]

SP Boys "Taking you on a date:"

My first thing so dont shit on it too hard.

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Its just HCs of what Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman would do if they took you out on a date. Also they are aged up to teenagers its all fluff but still

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actual footage of ike after Kyle puts him in timeout

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Stan: I think Stan is a big music kid, specifically 90s so head take you to the local record store and you two would pick some albums to either shit on or to really analyze back in his room and maybe he’d take you to the movies afterwards.

“Stan what the fuck is that…” y/n looks at him as he holds up an Ed Sheeran vinyl. “Whats wrong, hes the most romantic artist of the century.” He says trying not to laugh

“Wait wait,” Y/N turns around searching for something and pulls a cd out… “No this is the most romantic artist, Justin Beiber..”

He stares at her for a moment… “No that definitely wins.” he says as the two of them giggle. The worker yells at them, “Are you going to buy those?” They look at eachother and in perfect unison say, “fuck no!” and walk out laughing

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Kyle:

Honestly, I feel like kyle would be stuck babysitting Ike so he’d ask if you wanted to watch a movie in his room. Maybe after Ike fell asleep, the two of you would sneak out and get slurpees from the 7-11 with your bikes.

The two are watching a movie when Kyle gets a text

Ike: Kyle you’re a pussy

Kyle: Ike go to bed…

Ike: kiss her already you dumb ass

Y/N: Ike you know you added me on here too right.

Kyle: I'm actually going to kick your ass Ike

Y/N laughs as kyle is red from blush making his freckles blend in. “Lets just watch the movie..” he says not breaking eye contact from the tv

“PUSSY” ike yells from his room

“Oh my god I cant, hes so funny.” Y/N is dying of laughter

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Kenny:

Kenny would make like the cutest little picnic by a lake and he would bring bread so you can feed the ducks. He’d also bring a blanket so you two could watch the stars. He loves listening to your daily tea and he tells you about the stupid shit cartman said that day.

“No because today I saw bebe and clyde talking and sneak out of school together..” she explains to kenny..

“No way!” he gasps egging her to go on..

“I KNOW!!! And the wendy says that she saw them at the mall together after. Fucking crazy shit.” She explains and after a slight pause they burst out laughing at how ridiculous it is.

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Cartman:

First he would take you to Tweak Bros. Coffee to get something to drink and eat then take you to the park to do some “people watching” as he likes to call it.

“Y/N Y/N Y/N look at that lady.” he says trying not to point too obviously

“Why?” Y/N looks at him confused

“Doesn’t she look like if Barbara Streisand got hit by a bus?” he chuckles

“Barbara already looks like she was hit by a bus.”

“Well thats not a very nice thing to say Y/N… Do you not support womans rights?”

Cartman is trying so hard not to laugh so Y/N looks him dead in the eyes.. The two laughed so hard the lady looked at them, and it made them die even more.

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a/n: lemme know if you liked this and request any scenarios you wanna see 💪🏼💪🏼

[brokenwindex]

Golden Slumbers

this is a short thought i had. I was writing this and Golden Slumbers came on and its literally this so yuh. sobbing rn sooo

ITS LITERALLY THIS IM TELLING YOU

"Sleep, pretty darling Do not cry And I will sing a lullaby"

read it you'll see

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

You two are just lying together in bed looking up at the canopy of your dorm bed. Sebastian enchanted it to look like the stars outside so you two can look at the stars in the comfort of bed. You two just lay there for a while not knowing a couple hours have passed. Then you turn to him propping your head up, “Thank you..” your eyes start to well up as you shift your focus on his face locking into his eyes, “Thank you.” You cant say anything else because you were on the verge of sobbing..

He doesn’t respond but instead turns you around before you can see him tear up and holds you tight. He doesn’t let go even after you’ve drifted asleep. It's almost as if he didn’t sleep at all, keeping the same amount of pressure keeping you close. Somewhere in the night he mutters to you, “I’ll never let you go.” He knows you probably didn’t hear it, he just wanted to say it to you.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

First two songs of my Sebbie list also fit into this go look at it or be a square :0

[brokenwindex]

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Hogwarts Legacy

-Golden Slumbers -- Sebastian Sallow :0

-Is that seriously why youre upset? -- Sebastian Sallow 😭

-The Shadow of Your Smile -- Sebastian Sallow (mini one shot)

South Park

-Sp boys taking you on a date:

These are maybes 💀💀💀

Harry Potter - golden trio era

Stranger Things

Freaks and Geeks

Scream

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[brokenwindex]

🎧Playlists🎧

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South Park

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Ok little intro...

Hey guys im Winnie and my user is brokenwindex because i thought broken windex was funny stfu 💀💀💀. Im doing this for fun and ive tried like 5 times but here we are. Honestly idk wtf im doing but its most likely about my hyper fixation of the month so we'll have fun together.

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I'll write anything really unless it makes me uncomfortable or i don't know what it is so yuh cutie patooties

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