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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN MOTO2
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
#yes im a lesbian#yes this statement includes me bro i love those funny little titles#anyway#the locked tomb#but also uh#sort of#revolutionary girl utena#i guess
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
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I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
#HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE???????#BRO THATS FARTHER THEN THE STUPID MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE IM GOING ON IN A FEW MONTHS#BRUH WHAT#NO WONDERS IT TOOK HIM 3 YEARS#the odyssey#epic musical#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic the musical#greek mythology
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chat i hope you find this as funny as i do
#transformers#tf#tf g1#maccadam#megatron#starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#skystar#<-- its implied you know xd#my art#at one moment i think its funny but at the other i feel like im not funny and should be killed with rocks#but my bro found this hilarious so i have more confidence in myself lol
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#squid game#bro took it personally#wdym because he’s your friend#am i not??#gihun x inho#ginho#457#this is how we cope#oh my god i spent hours trying to search this meme#totally forgot the im not calling you a good boy part ;;
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King of staying on his lane
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What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭
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last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.
#everyone thinks growing up in a mixed faith family is inherently traumatic when in fact most of my childhood was just shit like this 😭😭😭#lord of the rings#tolkien#lotr crack#arwen undomiel#lotr#bro rly said only muslims can go to valinor im still sobbing w laughter thinking abt this
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this is the most romantic manga ive read im sobbing
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Even If You Slit My Mouth | Kuchi ga Saketemo Kimi ni wa – Chapter 22
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.
He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"
He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...
Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.
He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:
[Hey guys can u come over]
[I need sum help with something]
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#the Friends get there to see their bro half way to death while his bunny just bounces on his cock so carefree lmao#hes like: Help me💀#and bunny readers like: oh hey guys!🥰#lmaooo i think im sooo funny#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#monsterfucker#terato#hybrid
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Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]
#Wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#bigb#bigbst4tz2#bigbst4tz#creaking bigb#art escapades#traffic smp#trafficblr#I SAW THE NAMEMC UPDATE TODAY AND RAN TO POST THIS HEHE#I might do a new design based more on his skin but I wanted to post this regardless since I did it a few days ago#I like the subtly of this design… a little more creepy that way#same vibes as watcher bigb to me#I love him… weirdo <3#BRUH THE SKIN IS SO COOL THOUGH IM VERY EXCITED#namemc spoilers#I’ll tag that even though I did these before I knew lol#bro posting art every day… I missed her
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Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye
They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!
Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm
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#bowuigi#luigi#bowser#super mario bros#smb#most of my comics are just What Ifs scenarios over dialogue i think is funny~ twirls hair#dont mind the size changes its all over the place BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW tap dances#if the new movie doesn’t have them sing a musical number together im gonna take no prisoners /j
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why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya
#the sabzeruz festival is so fruity#bro really said “im needed back at the house of daena” WHY ARE YOU IN PORT ORMOS???????#i know what you are.........#also hey sorry for not posting as much art lately#the whole AI problem online is really demotivating me from posting art#i still draw but im worried about posting them#anyways happy birthday nahida#and happy marriage to these two nerds#genshin impact#haikaveh#alhaitham x kaveh#alhaitham#kaveh#hkvh#my art
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STRILONDE ATTACK!!
#homestuck#dave strider#dirk strider#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde#bro strider#mom lalonde#I feel bad i never draw the beta kids. I kind of dont feel bad for not drawing dave tho#Rose.. im coming for you rose i will draw you more#my art#zan0tix
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#there are tiny number to assist with what frames to read first because im incompetent and dont know how to format comics#congrats grian we commend you lol#my art#grian#grian fanart#hc#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#watchers#watcher grian#the file name is “it was just a prank bro”#mangoish watchers
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