#bro gets a mother’s day card and a father’s day card

[0vergrowngraveyard]

everyone wish sonic a happy father’s day (he’s the mom, the dad, and the picket fence)

[babydollmarauders]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY & MOTHER’S DAY!

part of the el!hughes au!

y/n.hughes

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y/n.hughes imagine having the hottest, sweetest, most loving husband in the world. thankfully, i don’t have to imagine!

happy 22nd birthday to my best friend since i was 13, the best father i could’ve ever imagined to our beautiful baby girl, and my absolute world.

since we were tiny teenagers, you put the stars in my sky. you went from my friends brother, to my best friend, to my boyfriend, to my fiancé, to my husband, to the most amazing baby daddy. i’m so proud of how far you’ve come and i’m so grateful to have been by your side for all of it.

thank you for choosing me to love you for the rest of our lives.

i hope you have the best birthday, love!

p.s. if only teenage us could see us now!

tagged jackhughes

jackhughes thank you lovie ❤️ i’m so thankful that i have you in my life, for the rest of my life. i love you so much!

y/n.hughes 22 birthday kisses incoming!

trevorzegras lemme get in on that action! 😚😚

y/n.hughes @/trevorzegras come over! come see your niece and your bff’s!

trevorzegras @/y/n.hughes on my way!

lhughes_06 happy bday bro!

jackhughes thanks lil bro!

user37 THEY’RE SO CUTE 😭 MY PARENTS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!

trevorzegras let’s blast some t-swift! happy 22, dude!

jackhughes thanks bro! lovie’s already had 22 on repeat all morning, she beat you to it

trevorzegras that’s my best friend!

nicohischier happy birthday hughesy! had fun last night!

jackhughes thanks cap! me too!

_quinnhughes happy birthday little brother! see you soon!

jackhughes thank you quinny! see you soon!

colecaufield happy birthday jacky! 22 has never looked so good!

jackhughes thank you cole 😉

elblue6 happy birthday to my middle baby ❤️

jackhughes thank you mom! happy mother’s day!

_alexturcotte happy birthday stud!

jackhughes thanks bro!

jackhughes

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jackhughes happy mother’s day to the girl who shook my world!

this girl came into my life when i was 14, and i remember when quinn introduced us. we hit it off immediately and one of my first thoughts was “i’m gonna spend my life with this girl”

at the time, i didn’t think it in a romantic sense, but more of a ‘this girl is gonna be my best friend forever’ way. of course, i’m not surprised to find that i was right. the past seven years with her in my life have been nothing short of amazing.

and then she blessed me with our baby girl and showed me just how amazing she really is. this girl is the best wife, friend, and most importantly mother.

lovie, i can’t thank you enough for giving me the most amazing gift: el. and i can’t thank you enough for being the most selfless, caring, kindhearted mom to our girl.

i love you with my whole heart.

tagged y/n.hughes

y/n.hughes i love you so insanely much, sweet boy! thank you! and thank you again for the beautiful flowers this morning <3

jackhughes flowers are the absolute least i can do compared to what you do for me and el every day

trevorzegras happy mother’s day to my best friend! thank you for giving me my goddaughter!

y/n.hughes thank you bff! can’t wait to see you later!

trevorzegras i’m armed with gifts!

lhughes_06 happy mother’s day sis! thanks for being like a much too young second mother to me!

y/n.hughes thank you bubs!! and thank you for the cards from you and el this morning! those were the sweetest!

user27 EVERYONE’S FAV MILF! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY Y/N!

_quinnhughes happy mother’s day sis! i could never have imagined you becoming my sister and the mother of my niece when i introduced you two, but i’m so glad that’s what happened!

y/n.hughes thank you huggy! for everything! <3

elblue6 happy mother’s day sweetheart! ❤️

y/n.hughes thank you momma! happy mother’s day to you as well! you did such an incredible job raising your boys!

colecaufield HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY BESTIE!! see you soon?!

jackhughes i’m not a mother, cole. but thank you! see you soon!

colecaufield well this is awkward…

y/n.hughes THANK YOU COLEY!! see you so soon! can’t wait to be back home with the gang!

_alexturcotte happy mother’s day, y/n/n! jack, you better make her entire day!

y/n.hughes thank you turcs! we’ve been switching between spoiling each other all day!

nicohischier happy mother’s day to the team mom! thanks for always bringing us snacks and hosting team dinners!

y/n.hughes thank you neeks! it’s my pleasure!

dawson1417 HAPPY MOM’S DAY!!

y/n.hughes THANK YOU!!!

[lemonssavelives]

Zohakuten Headcanons (Modern)

Zohakuten is 17-18 (Originally) Depending on the story he'll be different ages like (10,12,15)

Zohakuten is the most spoiled in his family since he is the youngest (He'll get so many gifts for Christmas and his birthday)

During middle school Zoha found it very easy to make friends with the girls instead (He had little to no guy friends)

When he got into High School, he met his current group of friends.

During middle school so many girls liked him to the point on Valentines Day his desk would be covered with cards, sweets, and baskets which did make the other guys jealous (He has rizz but doesn't know how to handle it)

He's one of the popular boys because he's handsome and that a lot of the girls know he is the little brother of the handsome Hantengu Quadruplets (He doesn't even know he's popular or the reason why)

He's a total mama's boy

Loves Mario.

He was so excited when the Mario Movie came out that he forced all his brothers into one of his cars and paid for everything with Karaku's credit card

He isn't allowed to use his own money so he usually has one of his brothers or all of their credit cards

Has too many Mario video games

Zoha likes to put stickers on everything including his brothers. (Karaku wasn't so happy to be covered in stickers)

Has some allergies (crab, Crab Rangoon, some seafoods, daisy's, and pollen)

When he was little he was in the hospital a lot either because he had a really bad allergic reaction or he got beaten up. Luckily his mom was there (Their mother happens to be a nurse so she always kept him company along with his brothers and father)

Zoha first fight was in Elementary school at recess because two older boys had the great idea to bully him because he was small.

Zoha did in fact win but he was beaten up pretty badly and his brother made sure those really learnt a lesson the next time they saw him

Zoha ended up in the hospital because he had a broken arm and a bruised face

Mama wasn’t so happy about it and sued the parents and had the two boys in juvie

He is 5 years younger than the quads/clones and 7 years younger than Hantengu and Urami

Grew up with his cousins 24/7

At the age 15 he got his first girlfriend (who is now his current girlfriend)

Still cool with the ladies to the point it brings Karaku to tears that his lil bro has so many girl contacts in his phone

He stays out really late and only comes home to let his brothers know that he is alive before leaving again (Only one the weekends and summer break)

Rest of the time he is home since he doesn't really go out unless it's for food or friends

His group of friends consist of too many girls, Daki, Nakime, Akaza, Kokushibo (Zoha's "sugar daddy". He just gives money to Zoha and he jokes about him being a Sugar Daddy to him), Douma, Kaigaku, Gyutaro (Zoha is like an older brother to him), Rui (Zoha is that one senior/Junior that adopted a freshman), Gyokko

Daki one time forced him to be a cheerleader for an entire year. He wasn't too happy

The only time Zoha will get into a fight is when someone is being highly disrespectful to one of his female friends which does get him suspended

Decides when he wants to go to school

His brothers can't really do a thing about it though it pisses Urami off when he goes to make sure he is awake but finds the quads and Zoha sleeping (The quads tried and failed)

Sometimes he leaves at 1 in the morning because Douma wanted food

He's truly only nice to his family and friends

The only one person who can truly disrespect him or piss him off without getting hurt is his cousin

His hair is curly and long. It goes down to his thighs but if straightened it'll go to his calves

He does cut it to a reasonable length like the length the Quads hair is at or his canon hair cut

Hantengu snd Urami have the same length hair as Zoha so Hantengu usually styles it for him

Daki likes to style his hair but certain styles makes him highly upset with her

Throws money at the problem or his fists

Looks mean but is truly nice

Likes to go to the gym with his brothers or Akaza

They get milkshakes afterwards

Not a big fan on pick me and snobby girls

If he is sick Sekido is the one who tends to stay home with him and gives him medicine and his blanket

Rarely goes to sleepovers because of Sekido packing his bag or that he wants to go home

In elementary school he was 4'10, middle school 5'2, currently he is 5'11, in the near future he'll be the same height as the quads

Many people find it hard to believe that he was born with purple hair. Most of the time it looks black in certain spaces/seasons, but if like you look closely with a flashlight or if he's out in the sun it's a dark purple (A unique feature he shares with the Quads)

Rich boy but keeps in his lane

The car he drove when he was 15 gave it away that he came from a rich family

Most of the time he is on the phone with his brothers, cousin, or Daki (In school)

He gets kicked out of class because of it

A sucker for sweets mainly chocolate

He's either brought lunch from Aizetsu or Urogi or brings his own lucnh

He is coddled a lot by the Quads mainly Sekido (doesn't matter if he big grown he still the baby)

Nonchalant attitude

Rui is sometimes nervous to go with him to different events or in general late at night

Zoha usually takes Rui to small parties or out to eat

Zoha once bought Rui several pet spiders because he got tired of hearing Rui complain about not having one

Tiktok Famous

He is known for having long hair/story times while he does his hair/doing one of his girl friends make up while doing a story time (During the time he was a cheerleader he learnt how to do makeup)

He didn’t go to school until he was 5

He was homeschooled because of his allergies

When he did go to school he was taken out around spring time because of his allergies and how he reacted to them.

When his brothers would do their homework he would sit in one of their laps and watch them or color a picture while they do their homework

The brothers spent half a month trying to convince their parents to let Zoha go to school with them

That's really all I have for now....I like the Senior adopting a freshman thing for Zoha and Rui along with the Hantengu's being rich

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

How about something friendshippy/familial between Texas and one of/some members of the South? (Not Louie or Flo only though please!) Maybe Tennessee, Georgia and/or Kentucky?

OOOOO YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA \o/

Okay so- I imagine Texas to either have a neutral, pretty damn friendly, or brotherly (both big and little) relationship with the south. I’m just gonna name off different southern states and tell you what I think their relationship is with Texas! <3

Alabama: Neutral, though they aren’t against going out to get drinks together and they won’t murder each other by simply being in a room together. But at the same time, Texas thinks that Alabama is too much of an asshole to Louisiana and a few others for him to wanna be around.

Arkansas: they’re pretty chill. They don’t really have any problems with each other, they just don’t hang out a lot. :]

Florida: they’re basically the- crazy-but-cool-uncle + equally-as-crazy-but-is-good-at-hiding-it-nephew. Idk. They just give that vibe. They’re friendly with each other but if Florida does anything to hurt Loui, Texas is going to kill him.

Georgia: Very lovely father/son relationship. Georgia is like a father figure to Texas, and loves him like a son. Georgia whacked him in the head with the adoption stick the day that Texas became a state.

Kentucky: again, a very lovely father/son relationship, very similar to Georgia and Texas’s. Texas has found that Kentucky is weak to the puppy eyes too.

Louisiana: they have both a best friend and brotherly relationship and will ALWAYS be there for each other. You mess with one, you mess with the other. Loui is one of the first people to ever get Texas to open up and one of the first to give Texas a shoulder to cry on, and Texas will forever be grateful. Don’t mess with Loui unless you want to have a knife or ten shoved down your throat. I could honestly go on and on about them-

Mississippi: They friends :] Texas will protect Sippi with his life and Sippi will do the same. Or- he’ll try. If Texas lets him. He won’t, but it’s nice to know that the thought is there.

North Carolina: I think they could be pretty good friends tbh. They don’t talk much, but they would sure as hell be more than fine with being in a room together.

Oklahoma: Do not, I repeat, do NOT leave these mfs in a room together. They don’t hate each other too much, and can be friendly sometimes, but Oklahoma annoys the living sh*t out of Texas and they will co-sign each other’s obituaries.

South Carolina: They friends :D they both enjoy hanging out with each other. It’s kinda like a big bro/little bro thing, but not quite.

Tennessee: Uhhhh- well their relationship is…..weird to say the least. Like- they’re friends, but not friends. Texas disagrees with a lot of the stuff Tenn does, but at the same time they are okay with being around each other. But I swear to god if Tenn decides to mouth off, he’s getting punched.

Virginia: they’re like a mother/son relationship. Cuz lets be honest, Virginia is more of a mother than a father, and he sure as hell acts like a mother hen. Especially to Texas cuz he’s a clumsy bitch and bruises easily. Texas acts like he’s annoyed, but he’s secretly grateful.

Texas be collectin them parental figures like Pokémon cards lmao

[countesswilsy]

So, friends, I have some headcanons on Bazz and I'm ready to share them with you.

Well. The first thing I would like to start with and my most important headcanon is that Bazz has ADHD. So common, it's obvious.

He also keeps the whole of Silbern at bay. It's not like As Nodt, literally, but in the fact that you obviously wouldn't want to stumble upon him in one of the corridors of the palace.

He became friends with Ishida. Bazz may have disliked him at first, but when Ishida revealed to him his plan to kill Yhwach and avenge his mother, they would have become bro. :D

And Bazz sees Uryu as a little Jugram, only more stuffy.

Bazzard is a member of the Wandenreich criminal gang, which he himself created. He is the leader and the soul of the company there. Nowhere without him.

Black had a motorcycle.

The motorcycle was confiscated from him by Jugram, because Bazz staged a deadly show at night under the windows of the Grandmaster.

Easily gets drunk and thsn talks nonsense.

He flirts with almost all the girls he meets.

And not just girls.

One day he fell in love with a chair.

A metalhead.

Obviously has his own rock metal band. He plays electric guitar at rehearsals or classical in his chambers.

Often makes decisions based on emotions.

In fact, inside he is a cinnamon bun, he just doesn't show this side to anyone.

He often bribes the Loyd brothers to dance to him in the image of Yhwach.

After 500 years of pestering by Bazzard, he decided to give Haschwalth ultimatums and challenges.

A good card player.

Finally, headcannons on Bazz-B's childhood

He was a rather capricious child.

Did not suffer from overprotection. On the contrary, his parents didn't care about him.

His mom didn't work anywhere and had parties with her friends every day.

And the father was a busy man and he didn't have time for some son.

Probably studied at a music school. (if there were any at all then😶)

He talked to the saleswomen and bought goods, because Jugram was afraid to talk to people. :)

[windblume-wishes]

This story based on his Platinum Card Groovy featuring the oysters from the story The Walrus and the Carpenter (Alice in Wonderland)! Ace will be five years old in this story!

𝕃𝕖𝕥’𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕀 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖…

Ace Trappola- Don’t Gobble Me Up!

Night fell over the Queendom of Roses, the stars came out and graced the night sky with their Diamond like twinkling and a cool autumn breeze swept through the trees, it was a quiet and beautiful night in the sleepy town below. Many mums and dads were busy putting their little ones in bed and tucking them in with a sweet kiss and others reading them a bedtime story.

Ace waited patiently in his bedroom for his father or older brother to come in and read him a bedtime story as either of them always did for him at night before bed. Ace held his stuffed orange kitten named Dinah as he continued to stare out of the window watching the stars twinkle above him in the night sky. A knock sounded from his bedroom door, it was his older brother Jace who stood there smiling fondly at his adorable little brother who wore a sleepy face.

“Ready for a bedtime story, little bro? I gotta good one for ya! Ever hear about the Walrus and the Carpenter?” Jace asked as he walked in and picked his tiny brother up and placing him on his bed, tucking him in with a ruffle to his copper hair.

“No, but it sounds cool! Tell me! Tell me!” Ace squealed as he playfully punched his big brother’s leg as he took a seat next to the smaller. “Ya gotta tell me now!”

Jace laughed as he playfully shoved the smaller boy into his cushioned bed rail.

“Alright tough guy, this is an old Queendom of Hearts tale of a fancy walrus and a carpenter who wanted to open a restaurant in the beach with the baby oysters, how’s that sound, Ace?”

Ace nodded his little head excitedly and curled up next to his big brother, holding his plush closer.

“Once upon a time there was a walrus and a carpenter, the Well Dressed Walrus and the Hard Working Carpenter strolled down the sandy beach in search of a spot to build their restaurant- it was a hot summer day. The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might. The sea was wet as wet could be, the sands were dry as dry. You could not see a cloud, because no cloud was in the sky: no birds were flying overhead — There were no birds to fly…”

“The two then looked to one another and had an idea to find a snack that hot afternoon, walking about made them hungry and they began to look for a bite to eat. Then it hit them-”

Ace’s eyes widened, as he looked up at his brother practically begging for his big brother to stop leaving him in suspense. “WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! TELL ME!”

Jace only laughed and continued. “Baby oysters! The walrus dunked his head into the ocean and began to talk to the oysters, tempting them to join him in the surface for a lavish meal. Mother Oyster had her suspicions about the walrus and shook her head as she warned the baby oysters about joining the Well Dressed Walrus and the Hard Working Carpenter on the shore.”

Ace’s face went pale, he had a feeling where his big brother was going with the story and tears began to build up in his eyes.

“J-Jace… did they- did they eat…”

“The Well Dressed Walrus and the Hard Working Carpenter ate all the baby oysters up! Gobbling them up for lunch! GRR!”

Ace could not hold in the tears any longer, he let out a loud wail in fear. Bawling his little eyes out at the scary story his big brother told him.

“YOU MEANIE!! BIG MEANIE!!” The little red haired boy only wailed harder. Jace sighed and picked up his crying baby brother in hopes to soothe him. “I-I’m a baby! What if they eat me up?! I DON’T WANNA GET GOBBLED UP, JACEY!!!”

“Shh, hey it’s alright! No mean walruses or carpenters will come here to gobble you up… I’m sorry for scarin’ you baby bro… Shh, it’s alright.” Jace whispered softly as he gently swayed himself, petting Ace’s soft, red hair in a comforting manner. “Shh, hey, want me to sleep in here with ya? I’ll stay here all night just to make sure no mean walruses come in to eat you.”

Ace hiccuped a little, nodding as his head was still pressed into Jace’s collarbone, soaking it with his tears. The elder brother sighed but his soft smile never faded as he sat there on the bed holding his adorable, precious little brother.

“Why… why’d they eat the babies…? That mean! The mommy oyster must’ve been so sad!”

“Yeah, I bet she was. But the lesson in the story is not to go wandering off with strangers- you don’t know what might happen to you. What if some meanie took you, hm? I would be sad. Dad would too.” Jace looked down at the small boy in his arms, adjusting him so Ace now lay in a cradle carry. “But I don’t think Dinah here wants to see you cry anymore, I think he wants you to smile and have sweet dreams.”

Ace giggled and pouted a little, taking his kitten into his arms to hug. “But… but I’m too scared to sleep… I don’t wanna…”

Just as Jace was about to attempt to lecture the younger about the importance of sleep a knock on the doorframe echoed in the room. The boys looked up to see their father standing there with a gentle smile which quickly turned to a look of concern when he noticed tears in the youngest’s eyes.

“Jace, what did you do? Why is your little brother crying?” Mr. Trappola sighed, having a good idea as to what the cause was as his eyes then landed on the storybook. “Jace- son, we talked about this! Ace is too little for that story! He’s probably traumatized!

“DADDY!!” Ace called, reaching his tiny arms up for his father who happily took him into his arms to hug. “I don’t wanna be gobbled up by a mean walrus! I’ll be good just swear!”

“You’ll be good? Well, just suppose I’ll take your word for it after I gobble you up with kisses, young man!” Mr. Trappola then began to smother Ace’s face with kisses as his tiny son giggled and squealed adorably. “I’m the mean walrus who gobbles up little boys who are not tucked into their beds dreaming! Oh? Is that a yawn? I think it was!”

Ace giggled sleepily and then rested his head on his father’s shoulder. All his crying wore him out as well as all his giggles too. He clutched Dinah to his chest again and closed his eyes with another yawn.

“I think it’s time you went to bed, kiddo. Jace, did you apologize to him?”

“Yeah, we are cool now, right, buddy?” Ace sleepily nodded and snuggled closer to his father, not wanting to leave his warm embrace. It felt nice knowing he was safe in his home without a terrible child eating walrus chasing him. “Goodnight, Ace, sweet dreams, baby brother.”

Jace pecked a soft kiss on his little brother’s petal soft cheek as he slowly drifted off to sleep. He looked at his tiny brother nestled in his father’s arms and smiled softly, this was what he would protect at all costs, no evil walrus or vile creature would ever lay a finger on his little brother.

That tiny life was his to protect and love no matter what.

“I love you, Ace, never forget that.”

—————

A/N: Ace did end up having a nightmare and Jace had plenty of laundry to do the next morning 😂

- Windblume

[faghubby]

owned

"It's your fault" I yelled at my sister Lisa.

"How is this on me? Bro" She laughed

"You used to always talk about how great lovers your black boyfriends where" I told her

"So you went out and found some black guy to fuck you up the ass" she was historically laughing at this point.

She had come home two days early from school and caught me naked on out parents bed getting railed by Alex. I had met him at work he was a truck driver that delivered to the restaurant where I worked. He was tall and obviously worked out. He was everything i wasn't. He didn't romance me or anything he just knew, I guess. One day he took my phone out of my hand and added his number. As Black Daddy.

That night I got my first dick pic. I was hugely embarrassed but excited all the same. Everyday he sent me pics and would ask if I wanted it. At first I didn't answer. This made him more aggressive with the messages. I finally said yes. I did. That is how I came to get caught with this man's cock pounding my sissy ass. It wasn't the first time he had been fucking me almost everyday for two weeks. At first he was more gentile, more understanding now he just did whatever he pleased. Including teaching me to get throat fucked.

I was wearing my father's robe, it came down to my ankles and hung on me as if I was a child. Being the first thing I grabbed when my sister walked in. Alex just dressed and left. He had already finished. His cum leaking out of my gapped as.

"I am guessing Mom and Dad don't know" Lisa said. I nodded.

"Well I am not going to tell them" she assured me. I ran off to get dressed and cleaned up.

Lisa was waiting in the kitchen. She asked me questions. How did we meet. But mostly. She wanted to make sure I was being safe. We chatted like sisters comparing lovers. It was no secret Lisa only dated big black guys. But she told me she was impressed from what she had seen of Alex's 11 inch cock. And how I could take all of it.

Lisa helped conceal what was going from my parents. But as the summer went on he became more demanding. First it was a blowjob in public. Right on the beach anyone could have seen. But he had me dress more submissive as he called it. Basically more femine. Really tight shorts. And shirts, soon became bikini bottoms and crop tops. I had removed all my body hair for him by 4th of July. Lisa helping along the way.

"I think it's time I met your folks" he told me one night after I had just swallowed his load.

"What? Why?" I stammered

"Your my bitch they should know" he said smacking my ads

"I am 19 it's none of their business" I shot back. He stood up I knew I had mad him angry. He wanted me submissive I wasn't to question him. I dropped my eyes.

"Sorry, I am sorry. I will invite you to dinner" I told him in a whisper.

"Good" he told me. For the next few weeks i kept making excuses.. till I came home from work one day to see his car in the driveway. I was in full panic when I entered the house.

"There he is" My mother sang. "Come in here"

Lisa , Alex, mom and Dad where all playing cards and drinking.

"You never told us you where seeing someone" my mother added. My Dad just looked me up and down.

"Well you don't look very pretty wearing that" My dad told me. Still in my work clothes. Lisa grabbed me by the hand and led me to my room.

"Trust me?" She smiled. I nodded. "Put this on" she handed me a dress and a pair of panties. Then exited. I was very unsure but did as she said. She had also left shoes on the bed. They where woman's sandels. Mom walked in without knocking just as I was done.

"Look lovely" leading me back out Alex pulled me to his lap.

"Look good babydoll" he said his hand on my ass. "Tell you Dad what you call me" he insisted I looked at the floor

"Daddy" i whispered

My mother laughed out loud.

"We should be going "Alex told them. And took me by the hand and led me out. As soon as we where in the car.

"Take out my cock and suck it" he told me. I was slobbering all over it before he even backed out of the driveway.

[ovium-sheep]

Aaaa, your animal jam drawing of dragon Alejandro now has me dying to know more about your fantasy AU! Is he some kind of prophetized figure, or is he just a silly big guy (based on the art with Cody rescuing him) in love with a silly little guy (Cody)?

RAAAH, I’ve been waiting for people to ask, the story is currently very complicated but I suppose I could give a very brief summary about he, his brothers, his mother, and his father!

Felipe is a purebred dragon, Sophia is a human (pretty sure those are their names.)

Felipe and Sophia obviously fell in love (how else do we get the 3 B bros??) and Felipe hid his love for her during their relationship, he and her had the three, the timeline is a little messy rn, Carlos was first, then Jose 5 years after Carlos, then Alejandro 1 year after Jose.

Around Alejandro’s 6th birthday Felipe’s farther discovered his son’s “fling” and he was not pleased. He deemed Alejandro, Carlos, and Jose impure and curses upon the land because of their human and dragon blood and so sent for them and their mother to be executed.

Felipe was against this HOWEVER he was afraid of his father and had a similar complex to actual Alejandro, always trying to live up to his expectations and seeing of him very highly, so he pulled out the bystander card and was going to watch his son’s and his beloved be killed (haven’t decided how yet, this is still in very early development.)

On the day their mother died Alejandro was just a few weeks over 6, Jose was 7, and Carlos was 12, they were forced to watch her execution and they were all set to be executed on separate days (Idk Alejandro’s gramp’s cruel like that or sumthin’) fortunately Carlos had planned something out for their escape just a few days before his execution, unfortunately it would need to take place during his execution, so on the day of Carlos’s execution they made their escape with no older brother 😢 (also haven’t figured out the escape yet but I’ve only really focused on fixing up the story since the main ship change 😭)

Jose took care of Alejandro for a few years until Alejandro turned 13 when he dipped, he deemed him worthy enough to live on his own by then and was tired of dealing with another kid his age.

The rest past that point is still a little unrefined, more unrefined than what I just described so I’m gonna leave it here, thank you for asking, it is greatly appreciated!! 🙏🙏

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Had a chance to catch up with D and quelle surprise: her husband made her cry ON Mother’s Day.

D has a rough relationship with her mom, who is very likely an undiagnosed narcissist. One of D’s longtime friends who is a therapist sent her a ton of articles and book recommendations and said “I don’t like to diagnose people I’m not treating but uhhhh... yeah.” She’s not a loving or involved grandmother either, and while D doesn’t actively limit exposure, she will not allow her kids to spend unsupervised time with her mom. Visits are usually just gatherings with her brother (the golden child) and his wife and son. 

D and her husband took the kids to Target to buy Mother’s Day cards for the grandmas and D was making jokes about how a lot of them weren’t applicable to her mom. “Thanks for all you do? Nope!” The toddler wasn’t registering this and the baby is, well, a baby. D wasn’t actively talking shit, just kind of laughing about the reality of the situation. As she and I have joked “If we don’t laugh we might cry.” In the moment her husband was gently scolding her but didn’t seem that upset.

For some reason on Mother’s Day the husband decided to yell at D in the car in front of their children about how she’s a disrespectful daughter and needs to model being respectful of elders/family members. 

Please take a moment and let the irony sink in. This was his pitch? Screaming at her to be kinder? K, bro.

Also bear in mind their big Mother’s Day plans involved 4 hours in the car to see HIS mommy and his family who at best ignore her and at worst say racist things about her and their children. D lets a lot slide in the name of maintaining peace and because she wants her kids to have grandparents in their lives (although I’d argue that grandparents who are racist should be cut off but no one asked my opinion). For Father’s Day he has a guys’ day planned with his buddies while all the wives tend to the children. So, you know, normal day. 

I’m coming to terms with the fact that this guy isn’t just an oblivious ass and is actually abusing her. Who yells at their partner 1) in a space where she can’t walk away and 2) in front of their small children and 3) to the point where she’s reduced to tears and keeps going? An abusive asshole, right? And why does he think he gets to dictate the terms of her 40+ year relationship with her mother? She’s a mess and doesn’t deserve all this consideration beyond the basic decency you’d show an acquaintance! Shut up!

Guess it’s good I’m seeing my cousin the therapist this weekend because I need some help here. 

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1133: Engradé Peach!~ (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Sonic)

10:23 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Dining Room......

Hat Kid: (Places her Last Card Down on a Pile of Other Cards) Uno out! (Smiles Brightly) I win!~

Shadow: (Smiles Softly at Hat Kid While Gently Ruffling the Top of her Hair Beside Him) Very well done, little sister.

Mario: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yes, good game! It's been so long since I've played this game, I forgot how fun it really is.

Sonic: (Smiles Brightly) Right? I'm happy to see ONE of us here remember to bring us his pack of Uno cards today~

Shadow: (Gives Sonic a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Are we seriously coming back to this?

Sonic: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, I'm just saying. Maybe if you had Uno like the rest of us beforehand, I wouldn't have to be on your case about it.

Shadow: (Starts Glaring at Sonic) And MAYBE you'll be disintegrated into ashes if you don't drop it within a few seconds.

Sonic: Good ahead. (Starts Snickering) As if you could even hit me.

Shadow: (Forms a Yellow Light Energy From the Palm of his Hand) Wanna bet?

Mario: (Gives Both his Sons a Stern, Fatherly Glare) Enough, you two! No one is getting disintegrated under your mother and I watch.

Hat Kid: (Nodded in Agreement While Pouting) Yeah!.....Wait. Where Is mommy?

Sonic: Yeah, shouldn't she be up right about now?

Mario: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) She told me she would be out in a minute before I left the room....(Gets Up From his Seat) I should probably go back in there and see if she's o-(Eyes and Mouth Suddenly Begins to Widened at What is in Front of Him Right Now) kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

The trio starts to mimic their father's expression a bit as they lay witness to their mother, Princess Peach, wearing a blue, wide hat with a red rose sitting on one side and a white feather stitched on the other, blue high boots, blue dress tailed jacket, a red dress shirt, and bright white pants.

Peach: (Happily Greets her Family) Bonjour, my sweet, loving famille!~

Sonic: Mom, is that really you?

Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) And were you speaking French just now?

Peach: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep!~ I was going through my clothes in the closest till I stumbled upon this beauty and I am sooooo glad it fits me, cause that means I don't have to look aimlessly for a costume for Halloween this year!~ (Happily Jumps Around and Squeals For a Few Seconds Before Calming Herself Down) Okay, okay. My mind's already set on this, but what do you guys think? (Starts Turning Herself From Side to Side a Bit) Does it look good, bad, decent? Good enough to be trick or treating worthy at least?

Sonic: (Smiles Brightly) Relax, mom. You look great, really!

Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) And very pretty!~

Shadow: (Smiles a Little).Don't forget heroic as well.

Mario is still struck in awe at how his girlfriend currently looks before the snapping sound of Shadow's finger manage to bring him back to reality.

Mario: HUH! OH! U-um.... Yeah! Yeah, it looks great on you, dear. And se-I-i MEAN! Beautiful! You also beautiful i mean!.....Definitely what I said.

Peach: (Stares at her Man for a Brief Second Before Forming the Most Devious Smirk She Has Ever Mustered Before) Really now?~

Mario: Yes. Y-You're as beautiful as you always were. (Finally Starts Blushing) In so many way~

Peach: (Playfully Clasps her Hands Together) Well, I am oh so flattered you think very highly of me, dear!~ But tell me something. (Slowly and Seductively Walks Closer to Mario) Does this outfit I'm wearing in particular make heart skip a beat? Make you near speechless? Make you fall head over heels for me all over again?~

Mario: ........You mean.....H-Hypothetically....speaking or-

Peach: Or perhaps!~ (Happily Scoops Mario Up into her Arms, Holding him Like a Bride) It makes you think or maybe even swoon over the possibility of me saving you again one of these days while protecting you at all cost, in my arms~ Does that sound like something you would love to happen, Mario honey?~

Mario: .............................................Sí, mamma. (Notices his Kids Are Still Present Before Turning into a Blushing Mess) I-I MEAN, YES, mommy- I MEAN, momma- I-I MEAN, ma'am! Ma'am. That's what I meant: ma'am. Nothing more than that, just ma'am!

Sonic: Riiiiiight. You good, pops? You almost look more redder than your shirt right now.

Hat Kid: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) And why do keeping mommy "mommy" for?

Mario: (Quickly Puts on a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I-It's nothing, you two, really. Your father is just being real silly right now and......(Notices Peach's Staring at Him With a Playful Grin on her Face Before Glaring) You.

Peach: Me!~

Mario: That look....(Shakingly Points at his Princess) Y-You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Peach: (Place her Finger on the Side on her Cheek While Smiling Innocently) Perhaps~

Mario: Why!?

Peach: (Giggles Softly While Hugging and Rocking Mario Around Back and Forth) Because I love you to kingdom come and I wanted to see if I get a raise out of you on the cuteness scale!~ (Boops on Mario's Nose)

Mario: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Yet again with this? Honey, I told you a million times that nothing about me is cute!!

Shadow: He's right, mother. Father's not cute.

Mario: See? Shadow agrees with-

Shadow: He adorable.

Sonic: Yep.

Hat Kid: (Nodded in Agreement) Mmmhmm.

Mario: (Eyes and Mouth Widens Once More in Complete Disbelief Before Facepalming Himself and Groaning in Defeat) Mamma mia.....You're never gonna let me live this down, are you?

??????: 'Fraid not, Momma's boy!

Mario turns to see Bowser smirking at him.

Bowser: Hell, if you ask me, I think the nickname is much more suiting for a mustache shrimp like you. (Let's Out an Evil Laugh Before Causally Bumping his Shoulder Onto Peach's) Am I right, babe? Or am I-

Peach angrily points her rapier at Bowser's chin in silence with a darken look in his eyes.

Bowser: (Immediately Gets Startled Before Backing Away) On second thought, nevermind! I just remembered I got stuff to....do. (Quickly Runs Away for Dear Life)

Mario: (Turns Back to Peach) Thanks for that, dear.

Peach: Anytime, honey. I thought of a way to make it up to you completely if you want. Like......

Peach then starts whispering into Mario's ear. It wasn't long for the italian plumber to widen his eyes yet again.

Mario: Really? A-Are you sure?

Peach: (Giggles Softly) Of course~ It's the least I can do for making all flustered earlier. And besides....(Puts on a Seductive Smirk on her Face) A hero must always give their fair prince the love and nurture they so much deserve, Am I right?~ (Gives Mario a Big Kiss on the Cheek)

Mario: (Awe Struck by Peach's Kiss and Offer Before Turning Back to the Trio) Kids, your mother and I are going back to room for a bit.

Peach: (Happily Skips Away While Still Carrying Mario in her Hands) See you in an hour or two!~

Shadow: (Couldn't Proprehand What has Just Happened With a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Well. With that happened....(Turns Back to Hat Kid and Sonic) Who wants start a new game of Uno?

Hat Kid: (Happily Raises Her Hand) I do!

Sonic: (Starts Getting Himself Up From his Chair Before Stretching) Sorry, no can do. Gotta meet back with Amy today for our daily cuddles

Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow) You two arranged cuddle sessions?

Sonic: Uh duh. Obviously. We've been dating for a long time now, it was bound to happen soon or later. And besides......(Starts Blushing a Little While Rubbing the Back of his Quills Back and Forth) Ames' a really good cuddler and junk...... (Points at Shadow and Hat Kid) Don't tell her I said that though.

Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly)

Shadow: Don't worry. We won't say anything.

Sonic: (Starts Grinning Again) Much obliged. You guys enjoy the rest of your Uno game. See yaaaa! (Starts Running Off in a Speed of Light)

Shadow: ('Sigh') Be cautious of romance going forward, sis. You'll either end up as overly dorky as our entire family.....

The duo hears the sound of wailing as they turns to see Bowser covering his face down on the table with Ludwig sitting right next to him.

Ludwig: Father, you're going to have to move on sooner or later.

Bowser: ('Sniff') Easy for you to say! How can I move on from Peach when she's so fricking COOOHOOHOOHOOOOL!~ (Starts Burst Out Crying)

Ludwig: (Sighs While Gently Rubbing his Father's Shell) There, there.

Hat Kid: (Starts Giggling at Bowser's Dispense)

Shadow: .....Or as helplessly pathetic as King of All Koopas apparently. (Slowly Shakes his Head) Embarrassing.....

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[angel-gone-dark]

He’s Got His Mother’s Hips - 3 [Raise Hell]

CWs: swearing.

Get used to it he did. About two weeks in he fell into the flow. Bus rides with April, a couple classes with a couple of other students he knew, and then a chaotic lunch that usually ended with Kyle and Wendy threatening to kick the shit out of Eric before going back to the rest of his classes before the end of school.

After school, he and April usually hung out with Wendy to study for an hour or two before he would walk home.

He entered his house on a Thursday, dropping his bag on the floor and taking a seltzer from the fridge. He scrunched his nose at the bubbles, sitting on the counter to think about the day.

He’d heard that South Park’s favorite local hero, Mysterion, got his shit rocked by his enemy Professor Chaos before he came out on top as usual.

He turned his thoughts to his friend group- Butters and Kenny especially. They seemed hesitant to talk about it, especially the latter. He didn’t say a word to Leigh all day, only silently giving his lighter back after school.

Before he could delve deeper into the connection between the two events, he felt a draw to his basement. His mother kept all of his father’s possessions down there, so it was no surprise. He made his way down, flicking on the light and leaving the door wide open.

The pulling in his heart felt stronger, leading him to a small, unmarked wooden box latched with a combination. He tried every date he could think of until finally, it opened to the combo of 0903. His parent’s relationship anniversary, September third. It would have been twenty five odd years if his dad were still here.

Leigh deflated as all he pulled out from the silk pouch in the box was a deck of ornate cards. He was hoping for something more personal to his father. Yet, as he brushed his fingers over the joker, he felt something stir deep in his gut. He knew he could work with this.

── .✦

The next day, April stole him away at lunchtime.

“I have something to show you today. After school. Come to my house, ‘kay?” She said nothing more despite Leigh’s confused look. He would just have to wait.

“I’d ask if you two were making out but you’re both gayer than a rainbow.” Cartman snarked. April rolled her eyes at him.

“You never even get a chance to make out anymore, fat boy, shut the fuck up.”

As the lunch table laughed, Leigh relaxed into the usual routine, but the ominous tone of April’s message to him lingered.

── .✦

She didn’t say anything until they were in her room. She turned to him, hands on his shoulders, and looked him in the eyes seriously.

“You know about Mysterion and Chaos, right?” Leigh raised an eyebrow at her.

“Yeah..?”

“There’s more than just them.” She moved into her closet, shutting the door behind her.

“Really?” A muffled confirmation came from inside. A few moments later she was out, dressed to the nines in a gothic dress, tights, combat boots, and a little hat with a veil.

“Cool outfit, but what’s this for?”

“I’m a supervillain, dumbass.” She snarked, twirling a closed parasol with a hollow handle straight through to the top.

“…Oh.” April sighed.

“‘Oh?’ That’s all?”

“No, I… you look gorgeous, I just wasn’t expecting this from you. I mean, you’re as sharp as a needle and dating the school council president, so…” He cleared his throat. “I’m happy, though, this means we won’t have to fight each other.”

“What are you saying…?”

“I have a costume I made at home. I wanna wreak havoc.” April squealed.

“Meet me on top of Tweek Bros. Nightfall. In costume.” She tugged him out of her room and down the stairs. “Don’t be late!”

Leigh blinked at the door as she shut it. I guess this sealed his fate, then. He was about to become a villain.

── .✦

He met with April, who he soon learned called herself ‘Le Petit Mort.’ She glanced him over. He was in thick pants, similar combat boots, and a dual toned hoodie painted with the card suits over one breast. What stood out the most, however, was the white mask covering half of his face. It was circular and painted with a heart outline, shadowed by his hood. He had gone through the trouble of painting his lips black. She nodded in approval.

“Good costume. What are those?” She pointed to the deck of cards he shuffled in his hands clad in fingerless gloves.

“These? Our ace in the hole.”

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lil magic goin on this chapter… 👀

[lunar-eclipse-bunnies]

NINJAGO TAROT DRAFT IVE HAD FOR 8 MONTHS imagine them as either just designs or with deeper meanings, i'm too tired to do a lot of analysis but i Am Right. prefacing this with YES i have character biases, and YES they are present here<3 its my blog ill post what i want (no i will not be tagging the characters i rag on i do not want to be bothered about them)

The Fool - lloyd. not that lloyd is a fool, but he is the blank slate, the character written to be of infinite opportunity. he can be reckless and innocent, naive and idealistic, gullible but free. even this late into the series his sense of self continues to change and evolve, never settling in a single place; the upright is young lloyd, our youthful and ignorant protagonist. the reverse is current lloyd, weighed down by the actions of not only his father, mother and uncle, but himself. his card should have 2 panels, one with babey lloyd and the other with older lloyd. maybe juggling his friends' elemental symbols, just for spice. spicy clownery.

The Magician - this is jay, hands down. i'm picking things/characters based on upright and reversed meanings, and while jay debuts as an determined and powerful character, he slips pretty quickly into the card's reverse meaning, often utilizing "manipulation, cunning, and deception" to get his way. most of the time it is subtle, as his manipulative tendencies have been slowly elaborated on over the course of the series. he can be summoning lightning or something with his card.

The High Priestess - skylor. again, the reverse is past skylor, during her brief betrayal, and the upright is present skylor, a wise ally and friend. i want her in her father's snake hat and in his chair. thank u

The Empress - misako, purely for the reverse meaning. i dont care about her so her card can be whatever

The Emperor - garmadon, same reason and also gotta match with the (ex) wifey! give my guy garm his 4 arms too pls

The Hierophant - kai. source: just trust me bro

The Lovers - pixal & zane, duh. they literally share zane's fighting skill after she receives half his heart in season 3, she and he are inseparable (re: essentially headmates) for the following 4 seasons, and are often depicted as the healthiest "het" couple in the show. they are DEVASTATED when they lose each other, their sense of balance. they're in love your honor damnit. HAVE THEM EMBRACE.

The Chariot - the bounty. mostly because it represents a home for the ninja for a good while in the show and is the only real space they can enact control and their wills on for a while. also because the significance of the bounty crashing in season 8 really encompasses the reverse meaning. just replace the chariot w the boat in the card.

Strength - cole. not just because of his super strength, but because he is the MOST compassionate and brave character in this entire goddamn show. say what you will but cole has been through death and back, dropped from a hundred story drop, lost his friends, his sensei, his best friend, AND had to resurrect his mother's legacy with his bare hands. this man has never once been shown to back down from a cause, take the coward's way out, or plain give up because he's the most tied to this ninja morality. when cole is disheartened, he takes it out on himself, gets mad at HIMSELF, never on other people like jay, kai, lloyd and even nya are prone to. give my boy a goddamn break. please let him chill w rocky in his card :) maybe give him his lava arms tho

The Hermit - WU DUH. meaning fits but also his card should have him drinking tea with a three-way split panel behind him showing off the places he found his students. good day

The Wheel of Fortune - cloud kingdom. cloud kingdom. damn those nerdy little bastards.

Justice - AKITA AKITA. karmic justice ring a bell, anyone? we can weigh her mask on the scale or something, just let her have her moment :)

The Hanged Man - yallre gonna hate me but this is actually zane. sacrifice is the NAME of the card. he keeps sacrificing himself, even when it ISNT needed. would love it if his card had him tied to the forbidden spinjitzu scroll, that would be pog

Death - morro. HA u thought you could escape him lol no. have him be bitchass. maybe show his ghost hanging around his skeleton or something. make it green

Temperance - ... ronin. i had some trouble with this, but i think this card captures him pretty well.

The Devil - Harumi. mostly because i already drew her a card, but also because of the reversed meaning.

The Tower - the great devourer. i think thats explanation enough.

The Star - ... benthomaar. am i jsut adding the jade ninja characters at this point? yes, yes i am. do they still fit? aboslutely. give my guy bentho a FUCKIN crown

The Moon - ECHO ECHO PLEASE. deception? illusions??? thats their bread and goddamn butter!!!! PUT THE LIGHTHOUSE AT NIGHT IN THEIR CARD, YOU COWARDS!!!

The Sun - vania. vania. vania. vania. will i elaborate? no!

Judgement - pixal, hands down. calm evaluation? being highly aware of yourself???? thats just pix, babey!!! and the reverse, FUCK, self doubt,,,, she rarely has those moments but!! when she DOES!!! AHHHHHH/POS

The World - NYA NYA NYA. NYA IN HER ELEMENTAL FORM HEAR ME OUT GUYS. in the upright meaning its her early season self, doing well on her own, achieving and succeeding and being fulfilled, and the reversed is her skybound to present self, stagnating as a character, no longer succeeding on her own or through her own means. the card also has to do with cycles, and considering how many times nya has died or been forced to change, well. who else would this card be???

[aciddaffodil]

The Boy and the Beast Unfiltered Thoughts

He just lost his mom in a traffic accident, like it’s fair for him to be angry and want his dad. Even if he was under sole custody of his mom.

UMMMMM EXCUSE ME what was the spirit shadow thing that looked like him. I am enchanted with this music. Mamora Hosada’s style in this film feels very Science SARU esque. THE FUCKING MUSIC. THE INTRODUCTION OF THE BEAST KINGDOM WORLD IS SO EPIC.

This is absolutely gorgeous. I’m eating this up.

When he sees his mom, but it’s just a hallucination and she isn’t there. Ouch.

The difference between the two contenders of Beastman Lords is crazy. They’re now facing off against each other in a fistfight.

Huh, Iozen says that humans and beastman are seperate is because humans easily can get overtaken by darkness, and in this world could grow out of control. Makes sense to the shadow we saw after he said “ I hate everyone” at the beginning.

THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC AHHHHHH.

The kid roots for him and as he looks, he gets distracted and gets hit. The current lord stops between them and says he’ll take on any responsibility if Kyatu is a mistake. But that not all humans will let themselves be sealed up by the darkness.

The way he’s trying to eat rice and raw eggs, and just this bonding moment between teacher and pupil. The mink is losing it as Kumatetsu is trying to reach him how to handle a sword.

This movie is stunning to look at. It’s so vibrant and detailed and lived in.

I love how much they fight and argue. The Lord tells him to go on a pilgrimage with his pupil and so they go. Learning different abilities and strengths that exist within this world. The fact there’s so many different meanings of what strength is.

STUNNING JUST AHHHH.

Hmmmmis the way he sees his mother in the moments he needs her because of his inner darkness or just receiving within himself, like her spirit being with him.

This training montage of him copying Kumatetsu’s moves is so cute and endearing. The monk says they’re like father and son with him trying to mimic him.

The moment he realizes he knows his teachers movements and finds him predictable they agree to train eachother in return. He may not have power but he’s quick in his feet and getting better. He gets recognized by the other kids.

This is going to turn sad and deal with his inner demon AHHHHHHHH IM NOT READY FOR THIS. Also the kid of the other Lord contender looks like he is human. WHOAH and he finds the path back to the human world on accident, oh no.

NOOOOOO is him visiting and being enamored by the human world, is what leads to his darkness??? AGAGAHAHAHA. He’s now trying to go to college but needs a new identification card so he goes to the address of his dad. He sees his father on the street but he doesn’t recognize him at first but then asks if he’s Ren and gives him a hug.

WHY DONT YOU TELL YOUR FUCKING SENSEI WHAT’S GOING ON. LIKE HE CAN DEFINITELY HAVE ANOTHER PUPIL.

“ Do you think I can live a normal life?” BRO WHY WOULD YOU THROW AWAY WHAT YOU HAVE ARGHHHHH. Kyuta tries to have a conversation with him but it doesn’t work out and he leaves him.

The way he calls him out, because his dad is just assuming stuff. To say “ Let’s start over” negates everything that has happened. OMFG THE SHADOW THE SHADOW IS SCARY. GENUINELY SCARED FOR HIM. WHAT HAPPENS IF IT OVERTAKES HIM?? WHAT THEN??

He goes back to the Beastman world to find out the next day is when the match is decided to who will become Lord. I FUCKING CALLED IT THAT ICHIRIKO WAS HUMAN.

Tis now the match. KYUTA YOU HAVE TO APPEAR AND GIVE YOUR MASTER CONFIDENCE. PLEASE. THE WAY THEY ARGUE WITH EACHOTHER AND IT GIVES HIM CONFIDENCE. AHHHHHH. WHOAH. WHAT A WAY THAT THE BOTH OF THEM TOGTHER MAKE THE PERFECT TEAM AND BALENCE EACH OTHER OUT.

Damn ICHIRIKO is gonna be the darkness monster fr…sad times. I’m so happy but this won’t all be happy. NOOO HE’S BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK. OH SHIT THIS WHAT HIS FATHER TRIED TONPREVENT BUT IT HAPPENED ALREADY. NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO. HIS OWN FATHER FUGURE YOU KILLED. The sword within everyone’s hearts and WHOAH. OMFG had no idea where this was going.

WHY ARE YOU MAD BITCH. YOU KILLED HIS FATHER FIGURE.

He cant be dead. Oh thank goodness, he’s hooked up and in a hospital bed.

Now Iozen explains how he find his human kid who was just abandoned out in the rain. He says it’s his own conceit. Bro you could not have lied to him for this long, of course he has a complex which caused the darkness to grow.

He leaves to go look for ICHIRIKO to help him, and drive the darkness from him. I’M CRYING GUYS. Of course it would include the other two, they were equally as important to him growing up.

He goes to the human world and finds him. I love that he adheres to not unsheathing his sword in this fight. HOLY SHIT MAMORA STRIKES AGAIN. I have chills…I’m so scared. The dude makes a giant whale of darkness, the tie into the story of Moby Dick that REN has been learning all this time. And the fight within oneself and the battle against one’s inner darkness is AGHHH.

The destruction he caused, also that explosion was fucking beautiful to look at.

Awww Kaede’s words I think are the answer, for him to remember the love his family has for him. Kamatetsu is asking to be reincarnated so he can help Kyuta, because he knows his boy can’t do it alone however there’s no turning back when he does.

Man the whale animation is so pretty. This is absolutely stunning. THE MUSIC KICKS IN AND AHHHHHHH. NOOOO DON’T SACRIFICE YOURSELF JUST TO KILL HIM. AND HIS MASTER COMES IN REINCARNATED AS A LONGSWORD. HE WANTED TO BECOME THE SOWRD WITHIN HSI HEART. TO FILL WHAT HE’S MISSING. IM SOBBING. He kills the darkness within him yay!

He returns back a hero. But goes to live a normal life in the human world. I love that his master is happy for him. :)

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I am about finished with my essay sized analysis/recap to be posted on Instagram. This movie is so special to me. I adored it and gives me great comfort that even if we have darkness within us, you're not alone in experiencing this. It makes me so thankful for my dear friends and loved ones who are my support system. And happy I'm still here even with all the curve balls life is throwing me this year..

[pantherastevens]

Sorpresa: Baller

Welcome to Part Two of Sorpresa (Surprise)!

Part One

Just FYI for those reading, Parts 1-3 are meant to read together (since this is when all happening in one day) but Parts 4 and 5 happen at later points in time.

Warnings: Cat-calling, cursing (a lot), blood (not a lot) (if you guys notice anything I missed, please let me know)

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Summary: Miles vaguely understood that his girlfriend was a bit of a wild card. Quiet people tend to be like that. But it never fails to surprise him how often she could pull off such a thing.

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Miles was on Cloud 9. He was out with the most beautiful girl in all of Brooklyn on his arm, happily eating the ice cream he bought her as they shared headphones. The pair walked aimlessly around the safer parts of the city as they sang and chatted.

They were talking about properly introducing the girl to his uncle and mother as his girlfriend as they passed a basketball court filled with dudes hooping. Some were younger, others were around their age and went to their school, and a few older ones. A few guys had their shirts off as they played.

Panthera didn't spare them a glance, too happily fixated on her boyfriend.

Too bad a good amount of guys noticed her instead.

A few dudes around their age and older stopped playing, catching sight of the pretty girl passing by.

"Ayo, baby girl! Come ova here for a sec!"

"Hey, sweet thing, lemma holla at you for a second..."

"Yo ma, ditch that lame and come talk to a real nigga!"

"Damn princess, where have you been all my life..."

Miles couldn't help but give those guys the evil eye for all the catcalling they were doing TO HIS GIRL as if he wasn't standing RIGHT THERE.

It wasn't until one particular bold-ass nigga opened his mouth and yelled out,

"Hey, ma, you got a father? ...Want a daddy?" Miles damn near broke his neck to see who the fuck said that. His eyes met a pair of mischievous brown ones. The guy who called out looked to be about 21. He was much taller than Miles, say around 6'3 or so. He had a short curly afro with a full beard. Square-cut diamonds hung from his ears with an iced Cuban chain around his neck. His shirt was absent, revealing a glistening broad chest and a six-pack. Tattoos decorated his chest and right arm.

The dude was good-looking and seemed determined to get Panthera's attention, which was yet to be won. However, he got it. Panthera turned with a raised brow to find the older male staring at her with a grin.

"What's up, beautiful? The name's Jerome. What's yours?" Miles seethed.

"None of your damn business," Miles interjected, pulling Panthera closer to him. Jerome flashed him a brief annoyed glance before refocusing on the girl.

"Aye, ma. That scrawny little boy your boyfriend or something?" Miles opened his mouth to cuss the man out in Spanish, but Panthera answered instead.

"Yes, he is, and what about it?" Miles looked to find a blank expression on her face, but he could spy the hint of annoyance in her eyes. Jerome approached the pair, towering over both of them.

"Awww, c'mon, baby girl. You can do so much better than him," he said, biting his lip as he got a good look at Panthera in her outfit. Panthera scanned Jerome from head to toe before returning to his eyes. The older man would normally see a spark of lust or interest whenever a female could look at all of him, but he saw nothing in the girl's dark eyes.

"As far as I'm concerned, I already have the best. I'm good, love, enjoy." Silence.

Jerome stared at Panthera as if she had grown three heads. The man had never had a girl reject him so casually before. Especially over a nigga who looked like he was built like a toothpick.

Said toothpick had the nerve to laugh along with some dudes who were paying attention to the three of them.

'Ahh hell nah...'

"Something funny, bro," Jerome asked roughly, glaring at Miles, who was wiping tears from his eyes.

"Hell yeah, something's funny. Yo face when my girl told you 'no'," Miles snickered. Panthera smiled a little at her amused boyfriend. Only for it to flip into a frown when Jerome got in Miles' face with a sneer.

"You know what else would be funny? Me owning yo ass on the court and having yo girl see what a lame you really are. You think you hot shit? Play me right now." Miles looked at Jerome a bit cross-eyed as the man got up in his face.

The Afro-Latino did his best not to sweat under the man's angry gaze. Miles could hoop a little, but he wasn't all that. He'd seen Jerome play a little bit before he wanted to be outta pocket and flirt with his girlfriend.

Jerome could easily whoop his ass on the court.

"I-"

"Play me." The two males turned to find Panthera staring at Jerome dead in his eyes. Jerome let a chuckle before letting out a full-blown laugh.

"Wow nigga, you really gonna let yo girl-"

"Thula wena sibhanxa! You must think you Trey Songz or some shit. You might be "Mr. Steal Yo Girl" or a "Panty Droppa" for every other female that may pass you by, but you ain't getting me playboy. And since you in your feelings because I told you no, you wanna come after my man?" Panthera let out an unnatural laugh before stepping up into Jerome's space. The man fought the urge to step back when he saw the inferno dancing in those eyes.

"Not on my watch, motherfucker. You want my fucking attention? Well, now you have it. Play me. Unless you mean to tell me yo bitch ass is scared," Panthera said lowly, a few knuckles popping due to her tight fists. Miles stared at her wide-eyed and with a soft blush.

'No one really has defended me like this before...'

Jerome swallowed before squaring his shoulders.

"Aight ma, bet," he said, trying to hold firm as he turned on his heel and walked back to the court. The dudes watching were whispering amongst themselves, shocked and eager to see how this would play out.

"Mamí, you don't have to do this," Miles whispered as he watched Panthera take off her bracelets, necklace, and sandals to place in her mini book bag. He watched as her lips spread in an affectionate smile. Her small hands cupped his face, bringing him down to her level.

"Nope, I absolutely do. Don't worry, querido. All I need you to do is hold my bag and sandals while I take this nigga to cleaners, m'kay," she said sweetly, pecking his lips. Miles nodded mutely as he held the bag and followed her to the court to stand on the sidelines.

Miles watched as the guys evacuated the court, leaving Panthera and Jerome on the court. The boy couldn't help but to feel a bit nervous. The size difference between the two was massive. God, he hoped she didn't get hurt because of this.

"First person to score at least 10 points wins. Sound fair, ma," Jerome asked. Panthera was in the middle of cracking her knuckles and neck. Miles cringed as he could hear the sound from where he stood.

'I'm gonna make sure she gets a massage and maybe a new pedicure when this is all over...' he thought as he eyed her bare feet.

"The name's Panthera, and fine by me," she grunted. Jerome narrowed his eyes as he checked the ball to her.

"Ball's in," he said as he got the ball back.

And so it has begun.

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Five minutes in, Miles was sure he was in the middle of a fever dream. Because ain't no way he was seeing this.

The score was 7 to 5. And Panthera was winning.

Like Miles, all the boys, even Jerome, were shocked at the revelation.

Panthera was fast. Her size made it easy to get around Jerome's bulging form. Her range was impressive, knocking down a three-pointer as Jerome flew by her after she faked him out. She had the stamina to keep up with the man, and, despite her height, she had bunnies. Miles never thought he would see a 5'5 pretty girl manage to jump high enough to block a 6'3 grown man.

'Damn, what was her dad feeding this girl? That shouldn't be possible...'

At some point, Miles pulled out his phone to record his girl. At some point, Miles became a bit of a cheerleader for her whenever she managed to knock down a shot.

"OOOOOOOO, YEAH! THAT'S MY LIL BABY RIGHT THERE," he cheered as Panthera spun around Jerome, who attempted to block her from the basket. The girl smirked as she made an easy layup. Jerome looked angry and flustered.

"That's what? 9 to 5, right? C'mon baby boy, impress me," she teased. Jerome narrowed his eyes at her, not willing to accept defeat. Jerome flew down the court with Panthera hot on his heels. Unfortunately, she was a few steps behind as Jerome made an easy jump shot. The girl released a soft tsk before getting the ball and made her down the court. However, she didn't get far, as Jerome stole the ball from her while subtly tripping her and making an easy dunk.

"Panthera!" The girl's dark eyes met her boyfriend's worried tawny ones. A shadow covered her, forcing her gaze on the smug bastard towering over her.

"Score's 9 to 9, baby girl. Better make it count," Jerome said with a smirk. The girl bared her teeth in anger, standing to her feet. Panthera swallowed back a wince as she felt her knee throb. The faint sensation of blood trickling down her leg registered in her mind, but it didn't deter her from wanting to embarrass the man in front of her.

"Oh, trust and believe I got yo ass, motherfucker. Check the ball," she hissed. Jerome gave a casual shrug, doing what he was told. The girl made her way from the other side of the court to just outside the three-point line. Panthera's thunderous glare didn't waver as she eyed the man guarding her, searching for an opening.

'...There!' Finding her opportunity, the girl darted forward. Miles watched with bated breath as Panthera jumped high over Jerome. The older man tried to use his body to block her, only for Panthera to use her knees to knock the man on his ass as she viscously dunked on him, swinging from the rim with surprising strength, biceps bulging as the girl did a few pull-ups before dropping down.

The whole courtside lost their mind, but the girl didn't hear it as she stood over the man.

Her dark eyes meet Jerome's brown eyes.

"That's game, playa," she said with a dangerous smirk as she turned on her heel to her stunned boyfriend. Not paying any mind to the seething man left on the court.

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Dedicated to @444morales 💜💜💜

Translations:

-Spanish-

Querido : Darling

-???-

Thula wena sibhanxa! : Shut up you idiot!

[alyjojo]

Past Life 🪡 Karmic Spread January 2024 - Capricorn

Gender I’m Picking Up On (in the past life): Young male, late teens…could be female now, or a more feminine energy of male, very humble, a softer personality, could be “the woman” in a male dominated profession, either way women like you 💯

Who You Were: The Fool

What You Did: 4 Cups & Knight of Wands

How It Ended: 9 Wands

What Karma Was Brought With You: 10 Pentacles, 9 Pentacles & Wheel of Fortune rev

Who You Brought With You: Queen of Cups

Additional energy: 7 Pentacles & Judgement

Character Card (present): The Smith

Past Life Oracle: Atlantis (past), Orphan & Medicine Man/Woman (present)

Dreaming Way: Lady & Ring (past)

Charm:

Alice 🐇 on Knight of Wands

Star ⭐️ on Atlantis

Angel Wing 🪽 on Wheel of Fortune rev

Spiderweb 🕸️ and Fox 🦊 on Queen of Cups

Your mother was a whoooore 🎶 What a great way to start a reading. I don’t feel bad, you shouldn’t either, because she was a cruel betch, not warm, loving, or nurturing whatsoever and there were always strange men around that threatened, intimidated, or tried to/would put their hands on you, smack you around, act like your boss. One in particular called you “boy” with such disdain, you hated this one the most, he was probably abusive to you if/when he had the chance, which I don’t get being a lot, but he wasn’t the only one either. You never could feel secure in your own home. She’s the reason you were how you were, and for why this all happened how it did. I get no mention of a father. Finding a location took a minute, I kept getting hot, dry, desert 🏜️ and longing for the sea, that’s what Atlantis is for you. Naturally I looked at Africa, heard “Middle East” it’s closer to there, and from the map, Sudan is what stands out to me most - I felt the *ding ding* How else do I explain these things idk, it’s the ding ding, got it 😆

Sudan matches the vibe, and is close enough to the sea to be possible for you to get to, enough for a young boy with no fear whatsoever to attempt a “jailbreak” is what I heard, journeying across the desert, how I’m not sure. Horse? You were a “petulant” young boy, rebellious in every way, you had no respect or consideration for your elders (you had no reason to be 💯) You probably had a mouth on you and got into tussles with shitty men on more than one occasion. Probably your mother too. You were seen as disrespectful and ornery, but I don’t get you were, you were an adventurous & excitable young man that was ready to break free from hell. You knew better, and you’d do better, you just had to get tf out of there. The sea was some built up dream of yours, where everything would be better, it was your escape plan, your light in the dark, your Star ⭐️

You died young. There is a particular event surrounding the death, an argument, an explosion of temper, possibly from you, and you acted immediately to set off on this journey, running away more or less. I had to ask if this death was related to dehydration or vengeance, and I got your mother. Wherever you went, one of her lovers followed, and caught up after you had stopped to rest, sleep, I keep seeing water 💦 being highlighted, it’s possible as dehydration was setting in you got weaker. How many days does it take to cross a desert? It feels underestimated. You may have forgot water, The Fool can be very forgetful, he just acts, and being unprepared or spontaneous is how you’re described here. Or you had one jug but still not enough, it plays a role in this. This person, again I see the one you hate the most, or one of them, he overtook you by force and ended it. This version of Strength comes out to show one man choking another, ready to beat him in the head with a club, I’m getting this card has come out for that reason. Brute force. He was much bigger and stronger, scary even, probably why you ran. You told him off first. A very cruel ending. Had you snuck off quietly & better prepared, it may have gone differently.

Now with this life…you’ve brought your mother. She’s still your mother. Technically. I do get you being more female, but I can’t pinpoint it, you could be gender fluid, or look one way but act another. Possibly lgbtq or just “tomboy”, I’m getting it’s not related so it’s not important, moving on. Your mother is still cruel, but she comes up as Queen of Cups, loving & kind on the surface, with webs of lies, deceit, cunning trickery and bs. She can’t function like normal people do, she’s a class A manipulator and getting away from her was the best thing that ever happened *for* you, but I get you don’t see it that way and The Hanged Man shows you needing some perspective on this “disaster” with her. I also felt she’s coming up as Queen of Cups to show she’s nothing like you, you may get compared to her a lot and it pisses you off, because you’re not. Or the things you share are what’s positive, you may both be beautiful or have pretty eyes/hair, something that doesn’t *really* matter but it gets under your skin to be compared to. She has heavy Cancer energy attached to her, that could be the case or it’s just your opposite generally and the sign doesn’t matter. Orphan has come out for you as well, I don’t know if you are one from birth, or if she left, but I do get her not being able to “handle” life generally, and not really caring about her actions, she’s emotionally cold. And if she acts otherwise, it’s all a lie, she wears a mask. Web of lies.

Wheel of Fortune rev shows this event of her leaving you (I assume that’s what it is), as a major turning point in your life, or it plays a defining role in your character, memories, life as a whole. A negative one, possibly the worst thing that ever happened to you. Angel Wing 🪽is here as a message from Spirit that they were with you all along, this was divinely guided, and though it feels like a terrible thing, it’s your freedom. Your Star ⭐️ You wanted to be away from her so badly in the past life, you not being with her in this life is more a gift to you, and karma for her. She doesn’t deserve you 🙏 Still. She never did, she’s selfish and deceitful, manipulative and uses people to her own benefit, that would cause you much more harm than any benefits you hope she may bring - she’s just not that person. There’s a note here on the bottom that either one of you are resistant to a new start, probably her, or if there is another life to come - you won’t ever have to see her again, and that’s this ultimate Justice you’re waiting for. Waiting for a sign that she’s received her Justice, she has. Maybe she’s waiting for a sign from you that you may come around again, and you won’t. I get this Justice is unseen, you can’t know for sure, you just have to have faith because you’ve gotten what you need on a very deep soul level, and will continue to. Spirit has your back 💚

Separately the last two cards, The Smith shows your career being something that takes intense focus and attention to detail, there’s a note about you overthinking something, needing to act more and think less, you may sabotage yourself in this way. Always wanting to be prepared is a lesson learned, but it needs more balance. Yes and no, because you can’t always be 100% sure. Sometimes you need faith. There’s also a message from spirit regarding this Medicine Man/Woman, this could be a nurse? Doctor. A healer. Someone in pharmaceuticals idk. That could be you too. It’s meant to be, that’s all they say. There’s also an ex, and a new person. Disconnecting from an ex is the right thing, The Lovers rev, Queen of Wands & victory, new love is with them, could be a fire sign or just someone you find very attractive, pulled towards, it *feels* right to you, because it is 💯 There may be some kind of scandal surrounding this or you constantly question if it’s the right thing, is it just attraction, Spirit is saying yes it is the right thing - wherever/however that applies, Ace of Cups is new love, it’s genuine.

[doggirldick]

i was writing tags on that last post and had a childhood nostalgia moment so here's a little storytime about my childhood and early games i played. ehem

imagine you are a little child. you have a ps2 that your dad left behind when he fucked off. your exposure to video games is shitty ps2 movie tie-in games.

your primary school is in a tiny village out in the english countryside.

they had an afterschool 'club' that was really just 2 mothers of kids at the school babysitting kids whose parents couldn't pick them up immediately. image you are there every single school day bc school finishes at 3pm and you are growing up with a working class single mum whose always working long hours to keep a roof over your head because your shitty father doesn't pay child support.

the club's in the school assembly hall so there's a lot of room to run round. they have a table with paper and pencils and felt tips so kids can sit and draw. they have a table with a box full of a mix of lego and mega blocks. there is one empty table just for whatever. in one corner, there is a little crt with a built-in vcr on the floor with some shitty old kids movies on vhs next to it, there are a few beanbags borrowed from the school library (a tiny room that can hardly be called a library but whatever) in front of the tv.

you're an undiagnosed autistic 5 year old that just moved to this school so you just sit in silence playing with lego by yourself and pissing yourself cause you're too autistic to ask to go to the bathroom.

one day. they get an old ps1 for the tv. 3 whole games and no memory card yippeeeee.

the games?

Action Man: Destruction X (anyone remember action man? i had this one doll that came with a snowmobile he could ride that fired giant snowballs out the sides and he had a hole in the back of his head so you could see through the visor on his helmet, it was the COOLEST toy when i got it).

Tweenies: Game Time (if you were a british kid in the early 2000s too poor for cable or whatever, chances are you grew up watching cbeebies and cbbc, maybe citv. my memory is vague but back before the digital switchover and the reign of freeview, when all we had was like 5 analogue channels, when i was young enough to watch cbeebies, i'm pretty sure they had like a cbeebies block and a cbbc block on bbc two in the morning before school)

RAYMAN. finally. a game that wasn't a tie-in, and not only that but it offered passwords in addition to saving so even though we didn't have a memory card, we could write a password down.

rayman was magical. beautifully drawn and animated. to my little child eyes it was just like a cartoon. it was also hard as balls so even with our passwords, we never got very far at all but i was obsessed. whiling away the hours after school fumbling around the first few levels every day. one time an older kid who was actually good at video games was at the club and made some actual progress while i watched mesmerised, had my mind blown when he got the helicopter hair powerup thing.

i later got a ds lite and the first game i got was rayman ds which was a ds port of rayman 2. fucking awesome. got stuck for a while until someone told me that if you let the walking shell chase you in a circle, it gets tired and you can ride it. COOLEST SHIT EVER. got stuck again cause i always got lost in the fire temple place and then on time i got jumpscared by one of those fucking scary bastards popping out from behind a rock and i didn't want finish it until years later when i got an action replay lol.

i stopped playing rayman bc someone let me play new super mario bros on their ds and then i got obsessed with mario until pokemon entered my life and platinum released here may 22nd 2009, the day before my 10th birthday and guess what my dad got me in one of his many attempts to make me not grow up hating him.

there. i'm done. i did make friends with other regulars at the club eventually, that's how i got into pokemon. we'd pretend to be pokemon and i had a sonic oc in like 2007 i would pretend to be sometimes. my exposure to sonic was sonic gems collection for ps2 but in 2007 my dad got me a psp and sonic rivals. sonic gems collection had a museum with unlockable art and sonic rivals had unlockable cards with art so i learned about other sonic games through these images until i got internet and watched the cutscenes on youtube lmao.