#britney is much cooler

[ayosdesignz-blog]

I think they’ll still keep her around as the sitcom archnemesis. One of my biggest problems with Totally Spies is that it doesn’t too anything substantial to change the formula- the much derided Season 6 is proof of that.

Ok hi 👋 sorry if this response is late I don't get notified of these.

Anywho I take it you're talking about Mandy?

They do. I forget what season I dropped off at when bingeing old episodes to watch the new seasons I hadn't known were real and it is strangely more of the same despite them being in college.

Except they doubled down on a couple of things from what I remember which was:

Jerry being a douche and trying to impose fees and expenses on them out of nowhere when he has the 3 of them, whom are top agents, working for him for free plus unspecified "perks" since they were MINORS and without parental consent on top of that. (The girls managed to wiggle their way out of it tho but they shouldn't have had to)

Mandy is a bigger pain in the butt and is marketing herself as a undefined brand, basically an influencer and is somehow more popular in college than she was in high school which makes that future timeline of a Mandy dictatorship likely to happen on a different route.

They decided to give us another Mandy in the form of her cousin. Mindy. (It's awful how similar they are) But almost cute how genuinely close they seem to be...except they're both still awful ppl.

And I remember feeling like some of the missions they have are repeats from old episodes.

And there seems to be no maturity that sticks.

[omgthatdress]

An Analysis of the Ubiquity of Mall Brands in the late 1990s to early 2000s, or

I Fucking Hate These Guys

by OMG!thatdress

If you were a tween to teenager from roughly 1997 to 2004, chances are, you were left with profound life-long trauma caused by someone wearing Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie & Fitch, Ralph Lauren, Nautica, American Eagle, The Gap, Old Navy, or, if you were came along a little later, Hollister or Aeropoastale.

I cannot overstate to my young followers how over-saturated these brand names were in teen culture at the turn of the millennium, the extend to which EVERYONE was wearing them, and yet, in a weird way, how light the imprint they actually left on fashion history was.

Watching iconic teen shows of the era, you don't see any of them because a.) TV teenagers tend to be way cooler and more stylish than awkward and desperate real teenagers actually are, and b.) these brands were all copyright protected, which kept their names and logos off the airwaves.

Look in a middle school yearbook, however, you'll see it. Look at your aunt and uncle's high school photo albums, you'll see it. Ask any late Gen X or early Millennial. It was real and it was fucking awful.

The big question is why? Why? WHY, GOD WHY?! There's a lot of answers to that question.

First of all, I'm going to cite this absolutely wonderful article from Collector's Weekly about why everyone's grandma had a hideous orange couch in the 70s, and give the most simple and straightforward answer: it's what was available.

This is when the concept of online shopping is still very much in its infancy, and the hub of American consumer culture was still your local mall. If you needed new clothes, you went to the mall. And guess what stores were at every local mall? You guessed it.

For the second answer, I'm going to dig up this utter relic from the early days of internet meme-ing, that has nonetheless stuck with me and had a profound impact of my understanding of how popular fashion works:

I'm pretty sure that the reason Abercrombie & Fitch manages to survive as a brand today rests solely increasingly middle-aged Millennial men whose sense of style has refused to evolve past the shit their mom bought them in high school.

And why the hell would they? Nobody wore Abercrombie because it made them stand out or feel special. I'm still pretty convinced that nobody actually *liked* the aesthetic or thought the clothes actually looked good. You need not look past the basic color palette to understand these were not brands meant for uniqueness or self-expression.

While Britney Spears pranced around stage in her iconic neon colors and body glitter, American teenagers existed in a never-ending hellscape of washed-out neutrals, faded denim, and American flag primary colors.

All of which served its exact purpose: it was safety. It was a way to appear cool if you didn't want to go through the ordeal of actually having a personality or a sense of style. Which, of course, goes back to point number one: it was just shit you bought at the mall because you needed clothes.

It wasn't enough to save you once the school bully caught that whiff of autism and/or queerness on you, but it was enough that you could blend into the herd and pray no one ever noticed you.

Underneath it all was a very subtle undercurrent of class and classism: to wear mall brands was to declare to the world that you could indeed afford to shop at the mall. It meant you weren't, god forbid, poor.

Status symbol clothing goes back to the invention of clothing itself. The concept of brands as status symbols is still very much alive and well, its just more limited to actual luxury brands nowadays. One need look no further than your favorite high-end children's clothing website to see that rich parents still very much think it important that you know their five-year-old is wiping its boogers on Versace.

None of these brands were actual high-end luxury brands, but they still advertised and presented themselves as such. Their ads featured signifiers of "all-american" (read: White) wealth: yachts, skiing, horses, beaches, shirtless dudes with chiseled abs playing verious sportsballs.

The color palettes and cuts mimicked the preppy "Ivy" style of the New England old-money elite, along with their hobbies and lifestyle. You may not actually own a horse, but you can wear a polo shirt. You may not be able to run without breaking your ankle, but you wear the same shirt as the dude holding a football in the ad.

It was an elitist, White and skinny image that didn't age well into the diversity and body-positivity of the 2010s.

In 2003, a lawsuit was filed against Abercrombie & Fitch alleging systematic racial discrimination. People of color were rarely hired, and if they were, they were given jobs in the back, away from customer view. In 2005, the U.S. district court approved a settlement of $50,000. A few years ago, Netflix released the documentary White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch which admittedly I haven't watched yet because my hatred runs too deep to remind myself of its existence.

It was a hatred of Abercrombie & the (white, thin, neurotypical, heterosexual) conformity that it represented that drove me screaming into the loving arms of Hot Topic and Linkin Park. Jordan Calhoun wrote an excellent article for the Atlantic about his experience growing up poor and Black and not fitting in to the Abercrombie aesthetic.

I would be very remiss if I didn't bring up the "urban" mall brands of the early 2000s: Fubu, Sean Jean, Ecko, Baby Phat, among others. They were favored by Black teenagers and White teenagers who wanted to be Black. I know there's a lot to be said about these brands, but I'm too Caucasian to really be able to talk about them with nuance. Maybe someone else will, and I will be very happy to listen.

As much as I hate Tommy Hilfiger, I really do have to give him credit for recognizing the incredibly lucrative "street wear" market and selling power of hip-hop. While most of these mall brands kept their image sparkling White, Tommy made Aaliyah his brand ambassador and regularly appeared in the wardrobes of popular rap and R&B artists of the time.

It'd be very easy and very reductive to say that the changing ideology of the 2010s was the downfall of preppy mall brands, but really, the thing that truly killed them was the downfall of the mall itself. Shopping habits changed, and logos and brand names no longer held the power they once had.

The moral of the story is that being a teenager is fucking hell, and these popular brands both offered the safety of conformity and a status symbol to hold over the heads of the poor and uncool. The irony is that everyone who hated them as teenagers (read: ME) and the freaks who grew up to truly love the power of self-expression through personal style (read: ME) became the truly cool people. If you wore Abercrombie you grew up to vote for Donald Trump.

GO GOTH. PREPS SUCK. THE END.

[ghostgirl-22]

Pretend that you love me

18+ !NSFW!

Day 9: Roleplay

A/N: sorry for the delay…life’s been busy

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It starts like this. Patrick on his knees in Art’s bed staring at him, jewel colored eyes darting back and forth rapidly. He’s too close. They’re too tipsy.

“Pretend I’m her.”

“Patrick, that makes…no sense.”

“Why? It’s not like we’re gonna fuck. Just gimme the set up. You came over we’re watching Scary Movie—“

“Not Scary Movie. A scary movie,” Art hiccups.

“Whatever, she’s invited you over. Her bunkmate is gone for the weekend. You’re watching a scary movie. Now what?”

Art can smell the vodka soda on his breath. Which makes him think about Justin. Stupid Justin. The richest kid in their year. Justin who Art wishes Patrick wouldn’t spend so much time with but who always gives Patrick whatever he wants. Even free contraband in the form of half a bottle of vodka and even a dollar and a quarter to buy a coke from the vending machine. They drank more vodka than coke. Justin’s cooler than Art and acts like he’s Patricks best friend. And no, Art’s not jealous. He just hates to feel left out. But whatever, Patrick is his bunkmate. It’s not like he’ll be able to ditch him.

Art? Anybody home? Don’t throw up, I'm all out of excuses if Mr. VanDorn gets suspicious about why your sick again.” Patrick says.

“ ’m not gonna throw up,” Art says, blinking slowly.

“Well? Come on. Remember when I helped you jerk off.” Patrick says it so casually, grinning. “I can help you with this too.”

“That’s different,” Art says rubbing his eyes. He’s so dizzy. Patrick is so close. Art remembers jerking off with him at the same time before either of them had girlfriends. He remembers Patrick grabbing him and helping him once when they were on summer vacation and he spent 2 weeks at Arts house. Art definitely had his eyes closed the whole time. Definitely.

Art hiccups again.

“You drank too much,” Patrick grins. “You’re fucking plastered.”

“I drank the same as you,” Art says.

“I know… and you’re a fucking light weight.”

Art’s so tired of him being so much better than him at everything. Everything.

“Fine pretend to be her.”

Patrick smirks and settles right next to him on the bed. The beds so small there’s barely any distance between them.

“Thanks for coming over baby,” Patrick says in a high pitched voice that sounds nothing like Stacey’s.

Art snorts. “Dont do it like that. You’re gonna make me laugh.”

“How do you want me to do it?”

“Normal, just… just… your regular voice.”

“Okay pretend I’m your hot blonde girlfriend.” Patrick says softly.

“You think she’s hotter than Ashley?” Art hiccups. He doesn’t know why he cares whether or not Patrick thinks she’s hot at all.

“Why would I think that? Ashley’s my girlfriend.”

“Even though you’re fucking Britney.”

“Shh that was one time and the goal is to get you laid not talk about me. Focus sweetheart.”

“You’re the sweetheart,” Art mutters, feeling silly right after he says it. He’s too tipsy. He’s gonna mess this up. “What would you do if it were you?” Art asks, trying to take the pressure off.

Patrick puts an arm around him, fingers in his hair. “You look beautiful,” he says gently.

Art looks at him ready to laugh but Patrick doesn’t look away, he’s soft, his glittering eyes the only thing betraying how much the alcohol is affecting him.

“Pretty girl. You’re all mine, huh?” Patrick says, so soft.

Art feels himself flushing, Patrick doesn’t seem bothered at all, maybe he’s just that drunk. He leans in and even kisses Art on the mouth. Art is still for a moment, like his brain isnt properly comprehending what’s happening. He’s kissing Patrick, his lips are so soft. He can feel him breathing. He’s kissing Patrick and it makes no sense in his addled brain. But his body is going full steam ahead. He opens his mouth and kisses back. There’s no sound just ambient noise in the hallway and other dorm rooms and Patrick’s breathing.

The kissing feels so good. The way it feels when he’s making out with Stacey. He even feels his balls tightening up, his cock starting to swell as Patrick cradles his head and neck. Art wonders if Patrick realizes what he’s doing or if it’s all the alcohol. Art’s body is so lit up he can feel everything. He feels Patrick pushing him down on the mattress and he relaxes into it. Never breaking the kiss.

Patrick moves on top of him deepening the kiss. It no longer feels like it did when they started, it doesn’t feel anything like how he’s ever been kissed before. It’s something… intense… dominating. Like Patrick is claiming him with his mouth, tongue sliding in and out like…

“Fuck,” Art pulls back panting. He’s on his back, Patrick between his legs, he’s achingly hard from the kissing alone. He knows Patrick can feel him because he can feel Patrick. Patrick drops his head, looking down at Art’s chest. Art has the strong urge to put his fingers in Patrick’s hair, reassure him, but something makes him stop.

“I uh— I think I get it,” Art says, forcing a stupid laugh. His body is screaming. He’s a live wire. All nerves. He can still feel Patrick. He needs to get away or he’s gonna do something stupid and destroy their friendship.

He pushes off of the bed to run in the bathroom…acting like he’s gonna throw up or something but instead he just locks the door and leans against it. He starts touching himself. He bites his tongue so hard to keep from moaning that he can taste blood. He slides down to the floor, breathless and shaking when he’s done. It’s the best orgasm he’s ever had. He’s so fucked. He takes his time to catch his breath and come to terms with whatever this might mean…

He’s got a girlfriend. Patrick’s got a girlfriend. He enjoys making out with her very much and he really… really wants to lose his virginity to her tomorrow. He doesn’t want to think too hard. And thankfully he was raised by a British mother who wouldn’t say anything if she saw an elephant in her friends lap because “it’s not polite.”

He cleans up and goes back in the room, dreading what he’ll find. But Patrick’s back to being Patrick. He’s watching ESPN and scrolling Facebook on his laptop like nothing happened, thankfully in his own bed.

Art gets in own bed and they go back to normal so easily it’s weird that Art was ever worried.

Everything’s normal. So normal. Except maybe the little ache he gets in his chest now everytime Patrick smiles at him.

[joesalw]

Hi, I'm an ex swiftie and I have so much to say about taylor swift. I have a lot bottled up inside and this felt like a safe space to get it out. I hope you don't mind.

I feel like taylor as an artist doesn't have an identity of her own anymore.

like billie, lana, sabrina, ariana, beyonce, shakira, britney, avril, olivia they all make a specific type of music. Although many of them have made genre bending music but It's common knowledge that not everything is for everybody. Now this is where miss swift comes in.

she was going great with her first three albums but then the shift from country to pop to alternate to pop again and now whatever the hell the toilet paper department is supposed to be has lost her off the rails. Her albums are more suitable to her boyfriends than herself.

red- jake gyllenhall ( indie record that's much cooler than mine) but red is actually a very cool indie record

1989- calvin harris (or one could say harry styles), he is known for making upbeat electro pop music

folklore, evermore- joe (listening to his interviews and the type of intellectual, introverted personality he has, not to mention he actually worked on the albums himself with her seems like the type of music he would listen to).

and TTPD about matty healy ( which is not the most flattering album)

her dating life isn't about her finding a soulmate or true love. It's about finding a temporary muse. she sticks to them like a leech and sucks until she's done and then moves on to the next victim.

I was actually very excited about midnights because it was painted as her "seizing her own identity" and "returning back to pop" especially with anti hero, lavender haze, mastermind and yoyok I felt like this time it was about her and her demons. not some villain in her life. It felt refreshing after her constantly victimizing herself. I loved the stupid "I'm the problem, its me" thing.

Now, after every breakup, her latest ex boyfriend has to pay the price for breaking poor little taylor's heart. But since she had been with joe the longest and during that long period of her time, she never said anything bad about him, put him up on a pedestal, she was so in love and content that we, the audience who have been with her journey with her numerous boyfriends felt like he was the one. he's the best one. there are no more problems. but then this does not last either. At first neither of them revealed the reason for the breakup. which was fine and it probably should've stayed that way because when taylor started to reveal more about it, that's when things started to go south for her

she tried to paint him as the bad guy. like he was such a terrible boyfriend, he didn't want to marry her because he was depressed boo fucking hoo. being depressed is not as big of a crime as she tried to make. It also doesn't help your image when you confess to emotionally cheating on the alleged love of your life about a fucking nazi.

Miraculously this time taylor didn't get away with it. She didn't get to date the nazi. so she proceeded to throw a tantrum on her latest "masterpiece" about how she hates her fans and she's so miserable and depressed. again boo fucking hoo. dragging old drama with kim and kanye out of which she came out the winner but also dragging their child into this?? (like what did the kid do to you?)

I hate how everyone conveniently forgot that taylor dated connor kennedy when he was still a minor (she was five years older than him) and immediately after his mother died, bought a house in his neighbourhood to get in his circle and crashed his cousin's wedding and when the groom's mother asked her to leave, she ignored her??(what kind of psychopathic behaviour is this?)

Not to mention the lack of support for palestine, after wanting to be on the right side of history, per formative activism, fake feminism, stealing candy from olivia who's like half her age or something, using sabrina to rub salt on her wounds, blocking charlie in the uk charts, and now trying to re-write history like "I wrote folklore and evermore alone on the phone with aaron and jack" Does this woman ever stop?

She lost a lot of respect with that one. The excitement i felt for midnights is gone. she hasn't changed, she will never change. But I'm tired. I can't keep up with her anymore.

Now what's going to happen? I'll tell you what. she and travis will break up and then she's going to drop another "masterpiece" and bitch and moan about how much of a terrible boyfriend her was. And its going to be in the genre that travis likes because taylor doesn't make music about herself, always about her boyfriends. She's not going to grow up. But I have. I can't put up with her anymore.

!!!

[it-happened-one-fic]

500 Followers Playlist Starter Pack: The Twisted Wonderland Version!

Thank you so much!!! I'm afraid I don't have time to do a full event (Christmas and all that jazz) but I did want to say thank you to everyone so I came up with this! I have a habit of listening to music while writing so I used few songs (I aimed for four each but didn't always make it) from my playlists to form sort of a starter pack under the cut! Again, thank you so much!!!

(NOTE: The links go to Youtube)

Genshin Impact Playlist Starter Pack

Riddle Rosehearts: 

New Rules - Dua Lipa 

Come Along - Pentatonix 

Oh No! - MARINA 

Black Roses - Charli XCX (includes cursing) 

Trey Clover:

Sugar Sugar - The Archies 

Gambling Man - The Overtones

Home - Philip Philips 

Honey Bee - Blake Shelton 

Cater Diamond:

The Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles  

Call Me - Blondie 

Sweet Nothing - Calvin Harris (feat. Florence Welch)  

Dance the Night - Dua Lipa 

Ace Trappola:

Troublemaker - Olly Murs (feat. Flo Rida) 

Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield 

I Think We’re Alone Now - Tiffany 

Fire Alarm - Castlecomer 

Deuce Spade:

Waiting for a Star to Fall - Boy Meets Girl

Somebody to You - The Vamps

Hey Look Ma’ I Made It - Panic! at the Disco

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Leona Kingscholar:

Send Them Off! - Bastille

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea - Fall Out Boy

We Don’t Have to Dance - Andy Black

Power Over Me - Dermot Kennedy

Ruggie Bucchi

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

Two Princes - Spin Doctors

The Way I Are - Timbaland, Keri Hilson, & D.O.E

Follow Me - Uncle Kracker

Jack Howl

Silver Night - The Rasmus

I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

I Will Never Let You Down - Rita Ora

Azul Ashengrotto:

Material Girl - Madonna

Stay With Me - Sam Smith

I’d Really Love to See You Tonight - England Dan & John Ford Coley

Diamonds - Sam Smith

Jade Leech:

Curses - The Crane Wives

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Staring At You - Diane Birch

Break the Ice - Britney Spears

Floyd Leech

Out of My League - Fitz and the Tantrums

Bad Word - Panicland

Rag Doll - Aerosmith

I Was Made For Dancin’ - Leif Garrett

Kalim Al-Asim

Golden - Harry Styles

Budapest - George Ezra

Boogie Shoes - KC & The Sunshine Band

I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue

Jamil Viper:

Can’t Remember to Forget You - Shakira & Rihanna

Power & Control - MARINA

Just One Yesterday - Fall Out Boy & Foxes

Move Your Body - Sia

Vil Schoenheit:

You Make Me Feel - Cobra Starship (feat. Sabi)

Vogue - Madonna

Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

Pretty in Pain - Diane Birch

Rook Hunt:

The Look of Love, Pt. 1 - ABC

Come To My Window - Melissa Etheridge

I Will Follow Him - Peggy March

Happy Together - The Turtles

Epel Felmier:

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (cursing)

Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver

Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner

So What - P!nk (cursing)

Idia Shroud:

Something About Us - Daft Punk

Come Inside of My Heart - IV of Spades

He’s So Shy - The Pointer Sisters

Heavy In Your Arms - Florence and the Machine

Ortho Shroud:

Electric Angel - Hatsune Miku

One More Time - Daft Punk

Malleus Draconia:

I Found - Amber Run

Deeper than the Night - Olivia Newton John

Disturbia - Rihanna

Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran

Lilia Vanrouge:

I Love the Nightlife (Disco Round) - Alicia Bridges

Raise Your Glass - P!nk

Saturn - Sleeping at Last

We are Family - Sister Sledge

Silver:

Fireflies - Owl City

(They Long To Be) Close To You - Carpenters

When You Say Nothing At All - Allison Krauss & Union Station

Son Of Man - Phil Collins (From Disney's Tarzan)

Sebek Zigvolt:

The Glory of Love - Peter Cetera

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Shout - Tears for Fears 

[vajelis-videogame-vault]

Game: Ratchet and Clank 3

Genre: Platformer, Third person Shooter

Developers: Insomniac Games

Release year: 2004

My score: 8/10

Pros: Fun and rewarding gameplay and progression mechanics, level / weapon/ gadget variety, 100% completion just the right amount of hard to be worth it.

Cons: Dated humour, some weapons and gadgets are pretty much useless/only useful once, multiplayer is kinda boring, bad vehicle sections.

Full Review:

Ratchet and clank 3 is for a lot of people the peak of the ratchet and clank franchise and thats for good reason.

Gameplay/Visuals: This game pushed the playstation 2 to its limit with impressive scenery and set pieces and a variety of cool graphical tricks. From the swamps of Florana to the fluorescent hot pink musical mess of a planet that is Obani Draco to the trippy 3d cluster of planets of Obani Gemini this game doesn't leave you bored easily. The same can be said with the game's arena planet, a staple of the franchise, that not only offers the classic challenge levels but also incredibly fun gauntlet type levels. The same can't be said for most planets in the galaxy rangers story line that simply boil down to you attacking enemies or turrets on foot or in clunky vehicles until you win and go somewhere more interesting. The clank levels are overall alright and never overstay their welcome while the quark holographic game levels are quite fun though a bit hard. The weapons in the game are vary varied offering something for every playstyle. Some of my personal favourite include the plasma whip, the rift inducer and the bouncer(aka the win the game easily weapon). However despite the game having a grand total of 19 unique weapons, each one having it's own evolved variant, there is a serious balancing issue between them leading to most players never using a lot of them (eg the holoshield glove or the shock blaster).

Replaybility/Completion: In terms of replaybility and completion this game has a lot to offer from a second harder playthrough where you can get an even more evolved (and cooler) version of your weapons, to collecting every hidden titanium bolt which unlocks extra skins or skill points which unlock cheat codes. There's also hidden trophies that if collected can give players access to the insomniac museum a very interesting extra planet with cut content, dev commentary and behind the scenes look at the making of the game.

Plot/Themes: The plot is standard Ratchet and Clank comedic critism of capitalism and the culture surrounding it (albeit expectadly on a surface level). Our lombax protagonist and his robot friend is once again thrusted in an adventure to save the galaxy, this time from Doctor Nefarious (seriously) who's trying to turn every species into a robot.

The MUSIC: The ost is a real high point of this game (and every game in the franchise) with a variety of musical ensembles to fit each setpiece, various techno-y or breakbeat tracks with different musical themes and instrument, even a Britney Spears parody sung by a robot called Courtney Gears (again seriously).

Tldr: Incredibly fun and highly replayable game with a variety of interesting content both gameplay and visually wise. Mostly fun if not a bit tedious, eg the ranger levels, side content. Forgettable plot and very dated sense of humour. Banger soundtrack. Boring multiplayer mode. Personally highly recommended if you're looking for some platformer shooter fun without wanting to get too immersed in the story.

Ps: I love this game this review is very biased

Pss: The plasma whip is the most fun weapon by far

Psss: I'm going to go 100% this game again cya!

[evitamylove]

Cove, MK1 Edition

Announcer comment ideas:

Kung Lao:

-"Yeah, still my favorite."

-"Hi pretty boy."

-"The one....for me~"

-"Calling you a petname would give you too much of an ego boost."

-"Hung Lao."

-"You don't remember." (sad tone)

-"In every reality." (said very softly)

-"I really did miss you."

-"Hi, love."

-"My Chosen One.''

Raiden:

-"Still don't know how to feel about you."

-"Kidd Thunder!"

-"I'm loyal to Kung Lao, I swear." (if hes wearing cosmetics with tattoos.)

-"Okay, I'm warming up to you."

-"I'd let him electrocute me to death." (only in specific cosmetics)

-"You don't remember either."

-"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Liu Kang:

-"Can I be the dragon?"

-"Woof."

-"I miss our Raiden."

-"Where the hell did you put Fujin?"

-"You're cute sometimes."

-"Your fanfiction is the worst."

-"God of Massive Doofuses."

-"Look at this dork."

-"I miss your fuckass bob."

-"Glow up."

-"Daddy."

-"One day..."

-"Bruce Lee."

-"Wa-chaaww!!"

-"The white hair looked better."

-"I can take him, just not in a fight."

Johnny:

-"He's hot as shit."

-"I'd be front row at a concert tryna get his towel."

-"He's hot when he isn't talking."

-"Jean van goddamn."

-"Never change, sweetheart."

-*"Ripleeyyy!"*

-"At least you age well."

Sub-Zero:

-"What a noob."

-"Daddy issues."

-"Why are you so goddamn mean?"

-"Bi-Handsome."

-"Why are your biceps the size of my head?"

-"Wish the mask was a gag."

Scorpion:

-"Hey, hot stuff."

-"Burnin' up~"

-"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

-"I'd lick the mask."

-"Both at the same time."

-"Get over here! No please, cmere."

Smoke:

-"You are actually the perfect man."

-"Nobody's allowed to be mean to you."

-"Beat the shit out of them."

-"Hi sweetheart~"

-"The actual favorite. Sorry Kung Lao."

-"You did Madame Bo dirty."

-"Nerd."

Kenshi:

-"Love at first sight."

-"I wanna see the rest of the tattoos."

-"How far do your tattoos go down?"

-"Pretty as fuck."

-"Yowza."

-"My type."

-"Yaku-zaddy."

Baraka:

-"Mommy's other favorite!"

-"I'd lick the blood off his teeth."

-"You didn't hear that."

-"Deserved better."

Kitana:

-"I love you."

-"Hot."

-"I would thank her for beating the shit out of me."

Sindel:

-"Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry."

-"I have such bad mommy issues."

-"How come her evil version gets to play with Raiden and I don't?"

Mileena:

-"Literal perfection in Edenian form."

-"I'm in love with you."

-"Empress Mileena~"

-"Gordon Ramsey."

-"Final Fantasy X."

-"Before I die I'm tryna f-"

Nitara:

-"You look like Megan Fox."

-"Jennifer's body bag."

-"Twilight, gore edition."

-"C-Bat."

-"The Little Vampire."

-"She'd be a terrible babysitter."

-"Hey Selene."

-"The vampire movie jokes are getting old."

-"Dead but pretty."

Reptile:

-"I can only manage unholy comments about you."

-"What that tongue do?"

-"The best glow up by far."

-"Both forms."

-"Lizard form can get it."

-"Syzoth."

Ashrah:

-"Do you need a dog? *actually barks*"

-"Twilight Princess."

-"So jealous of both you and Syzoth."

Sonya Blade:

-"Mommy's back."

-"God I missed you."

-"Beat their ass, Blade."

Sektor:

-"The ketchup and mustard joke is funny."

-"Nuts."

Cyrax:

-"Bolts."

-"I'm into robots too."

-"Bot locs go hard."

Khameleon:

-"Like me!"

-"We could be siblings."

-"I can't flirt with you after saying we'd be siblings."

-"F.A.B." (spelled out, means fuck ass bob)

-"Gender? Never knew her."

Stryker:

-"Really?"

-"*makes pig noises*"

-"Love a man in uniform."

-"No idea who this was initially."

Shao Kahn:

-"Yeah. I could climb it."

-"He can get it."

-"Pretty bitch says what?"

-"My type."

-"Big."

-"Now that's a man that could ride."

-"Yeah.......*yeah"* (said in a very blatantly horny tone)

-"Kotal looked cooler."

-"Horny!"

-"Hey handlebars~"

Shang Tsung:

-"Bundle of sticks!"

-"You're so lucky you're drop dead gorgeous."

-"Redemption arc."

-"The bitch."

-"Toxic by Britney Spears."

-"He's back?"

-"No."

-"Okay maybe-"

-"Asshole says what?"

-"Mortal Kombaaatttt dodododododo-"

Havik:

-"I'm into it."

-"Final Destination."

-"He's the coolest Kombatant."

-"Khaos incarnate."

-"Resident Evil."

Motaro:

-"I'm a Sagittarius!"

-"Oh he's not a centaur?"

-"What are you?"

-"Liu Kang was so right to bring you back."

-"Fuck with the bull, get the horns."

Shujinko:

-"Deadass thought you were Shang Tsung."

-"No seriously are you and Shang Tsung related?"

-"Shu-plinko?"

-"Pachinko."

-"Shu-what? Who are you?"

Geras:

-"Yes!"

-"The literal best."

-"Dad AND daddy vibes."

-"The coolest."

-"Guardian of Time."

-"Timestopper."

Li Mei:

-"I had no clue who you were at first."

-"One and done."

-"Li Mei I take your hand in marriage?"

-"She deserved better."

Tanya:

-"You and Mileena are perfect."

-"Wife material."

-"So happy you're back."

Quan Chi:

-"Another redemption arc?"

-"I still don't forgive you."

-"Quan Chi-huahua."

Ermac:

-"I'm so fucking glad you're back."

-"JERROD?!"

-"We are Legion."

-"We are many, you are one." (said in a mocking tone)

Jax Briggs:

-"Nice."

-"The best."

-"Only you, Jax."

-"Captain~"

Frost:

-"Ooohhh that's chilly!"

-"Titsicles."

-"Ice to see you."

-"Let it go."

Homelander:

-"Why are you here?"

-"Okay, you're kinda cool."

Omniman: (she can't stand him)

-"Omni-boy."

-"God, you're annoying."

-"Invincible, yeah right."

-"D'vorah's cooler."

-"Kal-el."

-"Clark Kent."

-"I bet people make edits of you beating the shit of me cause I like to insult you."

Reiko:

-"Reiko's Island."

-"Who're you again?"

-"Dork."

-"Shao's lapdog."

Cove:

-"Hey that's me!"

-"You coulda just played Shang Tsung or Shujinko."

-"Best choice."

-"I'm hotter than you."

-"You picked THAT outfit?"

-"The coolest bitch here."

-"Candle Cove."

-"No, not Pirate's Cove."

-"Please pick Kung Lao for the Kameo."

-"Changeling."

-"Fae fire fantasy."

-"I can steal your name AND your face."

-"Cooler than Shang Tsung."

-"Big balls!"

-"Bigger tits."

[angelsdelicate]

does everything of the past 5 years just seem especially fake and targeted to anyone else or am i just cynical. like i know every piece of media from the last 50 years is fake but there was something so much cooler about britney spears than olivia rodrigo. am i insane like do i just have my nostalgia goggles on or

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

i go off a tangent about my bg3 characters because @technologyvoid said its okay ✌️

i have four tavs lmao (tav is the general name of the player character)

my first baby is called average. they're a tiefling warlock and their patron is named ordinary. i only play them with my friends so i havent been with them in a very long time 😔

my second baby is called kolgros and hes like average but a bit different because i missed average so much i made him. he got laid with astarion (as i intended)

then i went what if i did a dark urge playthrough and made icarus. hes a drow sorcerer. i headcanon his ancestor as a bard who fucked a dragon because he's got draconic bloodline. hes me basically. except way cooler. i yeeted 2 imps off a flying ship with him :D

then i was like män guys i need an evil playthrough and made seth, the half-high-elf bard. evil bard. they're giving britney spears tbh. they have a violin.

i love all of them but the durge is very close to my heart uwu

[spookygingerr]

Is shameless prestige tv?

Hi Anon!

I hope your day is going well :)

I'm not gonna lie, I had never heard of that term before so I did some research. So let's see...

From what I can gather, prestige tv is defined in a lot of different ways by different people, so I'm just gonna analyse shameless in regards to some of these definitions/traits of prestige tv that I found online.

First of all here prestige tv is described as 'Water Cooler tv'

What this means is a tv show that everyone seems to be watching that you discuss over the water cooler in the office. I don't think from my experience that shameless is that, however it did finish 3 years ago and I am in the UK so a US fan that watched the show in real time would be a better judge of that. I however would argue that we don't have water cooler tv shows anymore for a large variety of reasons. First of all, everyones algorithm is so personalised that someone who is an A class celebrity to one person is unknown to the next. Think back to Britney Spears reign, everyone new her, I don't think we really have celebs like that anymore. Of course there are Taylor Swift and Harry Styles at the moment but I imagine that it is easy for anyone who's not a fan to limit their exposure to them. I have a lot of Taylor on my timelines because I am a big fan, but I never see Harry anymore because I never liked the videos or even watched them through so the algorithm stopped showing me. Maybe in the first few seasons Shameless in the US was inescapable for the wider society, like Glee or One Direction, all around the same time, but like I said, I can't vouch for that. Secondly, the way we consume tv has changed. I personally didn't watch shameless until 2022 and binge watched it all on Netflix over a few weeks. Streaming has really altered how we consume. We don't all watch the same shows at the same time with ad breaks like we did 15-20 years ago so it is hard for anything to be water cooler tv. In the UK the only shows that fit this standard are reality shows such as Love Island and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here but I've noticed that even those don't have the water cooler tv title they did 10 years ago, likely because people can be binging shows on Netflix on a Friday night instead of tuning in to live reality tv.

Next up, here one feature of prestige tv is colour scheme/lighting

Prestige tv uses colour and lighting to set the tone, the article describes this as being dark, muted colours. I think shameless definitely makes use of colour to set the scene and help tell the story but they don't just use muted colours. In the early seasons there is a gorgeous grainy quality that feels comfortable and nostalgic. The Gallagher house is full of yellows and muted warm colours that help us feel safe and loved there, just look how cozy this video is. The Milkovich house on the flip side feels very cold and clinical. Look here, and this is Mickey's room which is the cosiest room in the entire house... still cold and depressing. Even the exterior of Kev and V's house being a pillow box red is a nod towards their passionate love.

Boobs

No seriously, the article said prestige tv shows full boob and shameless does that!

Self-awareness

I'm on that same article, according to Vulture, prestige tv has self awareness, shameless does to an extent. Of course there's the 'here's what you missed last week on shameless' where the actors stay in character which breaks down the fourth wall a little. Similarly there are a few pop culture references, Lip mentions Sue from Glee to Mandy (I can't find it on yt and he uses two slurs so I don't wanna repeat it), letting us know that the same tv shows exist in the shameless universe. Fun fact, Mike O'Malley who plays Burt Hummel on Glee (Kurt's dad) was a writer on Shameless! And of course Mickey watches Riverdale in season 11. I think these all count as self awareness.

Thus, yeah in my opinion I think Shameless could be considered prestige tv, as much as any show could be in the streaming age. But I am incredibly biased.

I have absolutely no business analysing tv, I literally heard the term 'prestige tv' for the first time today, but if anyone wants to discuss further, or listen to me yap more then lemme know!

[crmsnmth]

September Sky Chapter Six, Part 5

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I promised. I'm telling you though, it would help you. And maybe even him." I hopped off the stool and headed back behind the kitchen door.

Justin was singing along to some eighties pop song I didn't recognize right away. His taste in music was just as varied and eccentric as my own. Some days it was hip-hop, or death metal, or Britney Spears. He was chopping chives up and tossing them into a plastic container.

"Sup, Skeletor," I shouted as I made my way to the office. I through my bag on the kitchen desk, and through on an apron. I had some paperwork left over, but it would have to wait. Prep for the night always came first. Prep is never a one person job.

"What's going on?" I asked, grabbing a pot of potatoes in need of being peeled and cut into fries. We used to leave the peels on but we changed our recipe a few months back. Now they were an even bigger pain in the ass to prepare.

"Not much. You?" He finely chopped the last of the chives.

"Same. Hey, I keep forgetting to ask you, but I'm thinking the 23rd, would you be willing to run the kitchen? Some friends are coming from out of town that I'd really like to see."

"Yeah, sure. No problem. Who's all going to be working then?"

"I'm thinking I'll have Mitch come in and take your spot, since your taking mine."

"For sure. Sounds good," he seemed excited. I figured he would be. Any chance he got to be in charge he took well. If he stuck with this choice of career, he would make an excellent executive chef. He had the talent and he had the drive.

"Awesome, thanks. I'll take care of the paperwork stuff so you don't need to worry about that. I'll come in on Sunday morning and finish that all up. Just print the reports."

"Alright."

I was almost positive Justin could do all the paperwork. He was smart enough to figure out how to add numbers and subtract inventory off of sales reports. He walked off into the walk-in cooler, looking for whatever had to be prepped yet. I finished up the potatoes and started making our brown sweet gravy.

* * * *

"What the fuck happened?" I asked Justin as we sat in the alley on milk crates, both chain-smoking the only cigarettes we'd had all night. Soon enough we'd have to go inside and clean the absolute disaster area that was the line.

Every so often, a random night of the week will just be unbearably crazy. Tonight was one of those nights. Justin and I held the line on our own, but it was hectic and violent. It was one after another of large parties, one being for a reservation of 15, that nobody had actually written the reservation down. And even though that is a FOH job, the heart suffers. And it was like that right up to the moment we finally turned down, at almost ten o'clock. Usually on Thursday's we shut it down around nine or nine thirty.

"That was fucking awful. Seriously, that was a fucking shit show," Justin said, holding his head in his hands. His apron was covered in marinara and gravy and hundreds of other small explosions. A burn ran up his left arm after getting some splash back dropping a basket into the fryer.

"FOH really fucked up. I'm tempted to just fucking lose it on Sarah. She's got to get her shit organized. We're lucky we didn't crash and burn tonight."

Both Justin and I were extremely angry, and I felt we had a right to be. We should've known about any reservations so we could have prepared for it.

"Fucking do it." Justin tossed his cigarette and pulled out a joint from his pack. He lit it up, taking a few puffs before passing it over to me. Hey, as long as you can do your job stoned, nobody will care. If you fuck up though, you lose that privilege. Or you get your ass fired.

"Let's get inside and clean this shit hole up."

[badbitch-bookclub]

Week 1 Thoughts on Lost Gods by Gerald Brom

Prologue - Chapter 25.

Bomb Weasley: I do have a complaint. I wish they drew out the grandmother being the big bad a little more. Like maybe closer to 50-75 percent of the way through.

Britney Smears: That might still happen later!

Bomb Weasley: Did you guys get to the spider god?

Hell No Kitty: I did!

Britney Smears: Yea I really like Yevabog.

Bomb Weasley: I thought she like really spelled it out that the grandma was the real evil or one of them.

Hell No Kitty: Yeah did they call her a Lilith.

Thot Pocket: She’s a demon and her type is Lilith.

Bomb Weasley: I kinda hated that they demonized Lilith.

Britney Smears: Grandma is least favorite rn.

Thot Pocket: Oh for sure. I get this feeling we’re gonna sympathize with her a little by the end though. Since they say “since the beginning of time they try to bend Lilith to their whim”

Hell No Kitty: So if I'm getting this right, Chet was killed by Lamia who is an ancient demon. He gets to purgatory and is trying to find his grandpa Gavin?

Thot Pocket: Yes! Senoy said he lost to Gavin in battle and Gavin stole the key to heaven I believe. Which is why no one has punished or killed the grandmother for her demonic ways.

Britney Smears: That makes sense. I vaguely remember reading something about restoring order to life and death.

Hell No Kitty: Do Not Feed the Gods!

Thot Pocket: I love that it’s written everywhere.

Hell No Kitty: So these god are dying because people no longer follow/believe them?

Thot Pocket: That’s what I believe. They’re probably only as strong as people believe in them. Which is why the older ones are getting their asses beat.

Bomb Weasley: Makes sense, probably why Yevabog talked about being forgotten so much.

Hell No Kitty: I wonder how and if Yevabog will develop in the story or if she goes away quickly after ch25. I'm way more invested in her than Chet tbh.

Britney Smears: Ditto

Thot Pocket: Does anyone have predictions? I do. I think Gavin is gonna kill Coach.

Britney Smears: Why would Gavin kill Coach?

Thot Pocket: He feels humanity towards his ancestor. He has to convince himself to murder again simply after seeing a vision of Chet.

Britney Smears: Which is nuts cuz Gavin murdered his own kids. Unless there’s more to it than just gaining Lucifer’s favor or something.

Thot Pocket: I think so. I mean those two kids sound like demons. Maybe the kids vibes were just off lmfao.

Britney Smears: The vibe of the grandkids was just off lmao.

Bomb Weasley: I have a feeling it has something to do with the grandmother.

Britney Smears: That’s very possible.

Hello No Kitty: I feel the same. Also, Chet is a pretty bland character so far. Which is maybe good so we can focus in the way cooler stuff happening around him.

Thot Pocket: Ana is cool as fuck.

Hell No Kitty: I WAS GONNA SAY. Ana is a bad bitch.

Thot Pocket: I feel bad for Joshua. The little boy who was chilling in their play house that was killed by accident. He taught Chet how to go down.

Britney Smears: That makes sense, he’s not related to Lamia and that’s prolly why he’s the only one not following her and just hanging at the cemetery.

Bomb Weasley: Not gonna lie, the rabbit thing in the first chapter was super sad.

Thot Pocket: 100 percent.

Hello No Kitty: That was really sad.

Britney Smears: I was about to comfort y’all and say hey maybe they’ll run into the rabbit.

Bomb Weasley: There should be a Kill Bill style rabbit revenge sub plot.

[whimsiwitchy]

hi bri! hope your day is going well💛

for the soft asks: 9, 19, 24

and then for the uncomfortable asks: 4, 52, 96

(miss seeing you on my dash and hope things are going better💛💙)

hii jamie!! ur too sweet and they're for sure getting better. 🥹 🫶🏻

soft asks:

9. what calms you down?

the only thing that really calms me down is feeling my emotions. if i'm stressed, i need to think of ways to fix it or if i'm sad, i need to cry. I know if I don't, I won't ever be fully calmed down and it will hit me again later on.

19. most important thing in your life?

for this being soft asks, this is such a hard question to answer lol.. i think maybe my cat, she's my little baby, i love her so much.

24. what's something you do to de-stress?

i'm so bad at destressing. I don't think I have anything in particular that I do tbh. I think I just try to handle what's stressing me out or most times I just have that 'it is what it is' mentality (i'm trying to be better about that bc it's not always the best way to go about things lmao)

uncomfortable asks:

4. what is your zodiac sign?

i'm a scorpio tee hee hee. if you're feeling fancy, my big three are scorpio sun, leo moon, virgo rising.

52. favorite food?

hmm I'm an easy gal to please. I love spanish rice and beans or like some plain nachos you get from like the skating rink or bowling alley.

96. how did you get your name?

I've been going by bri for a few years now but my full name is brianna. my dad's name is brian and my mom just added a little 'na' to it lmao. I don't think there was much meaning behind it. I was almost a britney or illiana (which are way cooler in my opinion) i'll also do my user for funsies. i'm a big fan of the whimsigoth aesthetic. it's so cute and gives me witchy vibes...and whimsiwitchy was born. (my old user was also so lame i had to change it before posting my writing lol)

[briamichellewrites]

33

If Kevin, Brian, A.J., Howie, and Nick had a dollar for every swear word they heard… Bria invited them to hang out with her and Linkin Park at the studio during one of their days off. They were introduced to each other. While watching them, they came to see how well-organized they were. Mike and Brad were in charge. They all took turns recording while all six of them joked about like brothers. Brian jokingly asked how they got along so well.

There wasn’t any fighting or arguing or anything. They were friends before they became a band. They met each other in high school or college, except for Chester. He auditioned for the band. How did they all meet? It was through an advertisement in the paper about forming a boy band.

They each auditioned. The only two who knew each other were Kevin and Brian. A.J., Nick, and Howie knew each other because they had the same voice coach but they didn’t know each other well. Joe pointed out Bria, who had the idea of the name for their band. They were thinking about calling themselves Xero, spelled out as X-e-r-o, Linkin Park, or Hybrid Theory.

Mike asked her which one she liked better and she thought Linkin Park sounded cooler, so they went with that one. She jokingly told them they were welcome. They noticed the differences between them. Mike and Joe were Asian. Yes, they were. Mike was part Japanese, Joe was Korean, Brad and Rob were Jewish; Phoenix was gay and Chester was Chester. They laughed. Rob thought that explained him perfectly. Phoenix was quieter than usual. He didn’t want to be there but he had to.

He was distracted by his phone and the thoughts in his head. Chester noticed him getting up. They nodded to each other before he also got up. They excused themselves. Mike and the band knew why he was leaving. He did that whenever he needed a few minutes to get away. Sometimes he went out to cry privately. He was overwhelmed with stress. They wanted him to get help.

They didn’t want to lose him to exhaustion. He was their brother, so they wanted to help him in any way possible. They went outside where they sat down together. He then started crying quietly. Chester asked him if he wanted to talk about it. He responded that his mother was dying. The cancer had spread throughout her body and they couldn’t stop it. She wanted to die at home, so they hired a nurse to come every day to help out rather than having her go into hospice.

She had a year left. Fuck cancer! He was angry at the disease for taking her away from their family. She was still very young. It wasn’t fair. Chester listened to him before asking him to go into grief counseling. He shouldn’t be going through this by himself. They were worried about him. He wiped his tears. Will you come with me? Just for the first appointment?

Only if he wanted him to. Yes, he did. Then, he would. Thank you. The nineties. That was a topic of conversation since they all went through it. Brian asked her what kind of music she listened to as a teenager. She had to think back.

“Oh my god. The Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, *NSYNC, the Spice Girls and Hanson. For a while, I was in this phase where I listened to Gloria Estefan, Ricky Martin, and someone Iglesias.”

“Enrique Iglesias”, Howie said.

“Yeah. I also listened to Shania Twain. It drove my father crazy because he didn’t understand my music choices. Then, I started dating Mike in 1998. He got me listening to eighties and nineties hip hop and eighties new wave.”

“You’re an equal opportunity music lover”, Rob joked.

“I am. I like to annoy Brad by playing Come On Over by Shania Twain. He hates it, especially the song That Don’t Impress Me Much. There’s that line, ‘Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt. That don’t impress me much.’ He always tells me to change the song.”

They laughed. Did she know Brad Pitt? Yes, she dated him for about two years and they lived together for a while. How in the world did she meet him? She was in Cannes at a restaurant. The dude was trying to order but he didn’t know French and the poor waitress didn’t know English, so she had to intervene. After she got home, they started talking and then eventually started dating. They liked to joke about him having fifty-fifty custody of her cat, Tiny.

Why did they break up? She left him because of his alcoholism, which she didn’t find out about until after they moved in together. He was irritable and angry, so she didn’t want Tiny to go through that. When he left to work on a movie, she boarded her cat, called a locksmith to change the locks, and then packed up all of his stuff. After he completed treatment, he apologized for his behavior.

They had no idea. What was he like when he wasn’t drinking? He was two different people. The guy they saw in public was different than who he was in private. In private, he was a guy with insecurities. He hated comments about his body and he never truly believed in his greatness. A lot of it had to do with him wanting to be his own person while also wanting to uphold his parents’ expectations for him. It was a lot of pressure for him.

Especially since he felt he had to be Brad Pitt, the movie star when in reality, he was just a guy from Oklahoma and Missouri. Mike thought that explained who he was perfectly. She met his parents. They were not easy to impress. She was not going to get into that. They laughed. Mike jokingly asked about his parents. She loved his parents and Bradford’s parents.

“I remember going to Thanksgiving with you and your family. Your grandfather or someone found out I could speak Japanese, so we were talking back and forth. You were just standing there awkwardly not knowing what the hell we were saying.”

They laughed.

“I think I also talked to your brother in Spanish. Both of you guys, your families are awesome!”

“My parents adopted you”, Brad said with a smile.

“Oh my god. That means you’re never going to get rid of me.”

They laughed. When Phoenix came back in with Chester. His eyes were red and puffy, but they didn’t acknowledge it. He sat down without saying anything. Mike patted his back. Thank you. Did he want to come over and have a beer? Yeah, that would be great.

Kevin and the guys noticed the differences between their band and Linkin Park. They were a genuine family. Not just a bunch of guys who made music together. This was what they wanted to be. How the hell did they do it?

Chester asked Bria if she was going to get another kitten. She answered that was always a possibility. Mike told her not to get another kitten. Three cats were enough. That was why they couldn’t have nice things. Howie jokingly asked if they wanted to teach them how to get along. Brad joked they needed someone like Mike. He was the glue that kept everyone together.

The band agreed with that. That made him laugh. Bria also kept them in line. Mike volunteered to come in and see what they needed help with. They would appreciate that. Joe jokingly asked Mike what they would do without him. Chester answered they would never get anything done because Brad would be stressed out and everything would fall apart. Joe joked that they would be fighting each other like ninjas. Mike thanked them. He appreciated it. Mike Shinoda: Ninja Tamer. They laughed.

@zoeykaytesmom @feelingsofaithless @alina-dixon @fiickle-nia

[beforethepoison]

I had a few Britney Spears ones

niiceeeee. My dream was to have the spice girls dolls, it never came true. but I gain a fake barbie guitarrist instead. Which was so much cooler;

[shiveringfrogspawn]

thanks for the tag @violentbumblebees!

please appreciate i was honest with these, if i handpicked 5 songs from my library you would all think i'm much cooler i promise

tagging @nerdy-girlramblings @shortfineel @todd-pick-up-your-shit @tumblesdownhill @ladyarthem without pressure! if you're untagged crash this party anyway, i love getting to know my mutuals :)

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!