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Malcolm: “I won’t be taking up more of your time, then. It seems I have a lost wife running around, and no doubt you have other people to attend to.” Felix: “Not particularly. Not quite the important name-bearer yet, you see… You should go to your wife. I see we both appreciate life’s little pleasures.” Malcolm: “So it seems!”

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Felix: “I see.” Malcolm: “I’ll be looking out to your—and my—interests. We may not be at the helm of anything as is, but we will be. Hopefully, my job begins soon, should the election go well.” Felix: “And you expect my support in that.” Malcolm: “I’ve made my pitch. Do with it as you will, Mr. Elderberry.” Felix: “I relish the chance to be the rebellious child I’m told I am.” Malcolm: “Wonderful. I…”

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???: “I’m not saying I don’t agree with what you brought to the table, Landgraab. However, you need to realize I am not quite at the position to actually do anything as of yet.”

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Malcolm: “I’m afraid you know all there is to know about Lance already.” Jessamine: “I’m sure not.” Malcolm: “He talks a lot, he smiles a lot, it’s all fake, and I never know what he’s doing with his hands. Jessamine, Mr. Milan supports me. That has to say something.” Jessamine: “Okay, I’ll give you that.”

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???: “The president and one of my favorite presidential candidates?! What is this exalted meeting I’m witnessing?” Malcolm: “We were just greeting each other.” Imani: “I could truly do with less greeting and chatting, to be quite honest.” ???: “And this is your wife, Malcolm? It’s so nice to meet you.”

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Charlotte: “You sure look like you need a drink.” Malcolm: “Charlotte, please.” Charlotte: “What do you want me to say? Go get ‘em, tiger! Carpe diem! Seize the day! Seize the peach.” Malcolm: “And you tell yours I give her my best regards.” Charlotte: “Will do, dearest agony nephew.”

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Malcolm: “Nice party, yes?” Charlotte: “Oh, yeah.” Malcolm: “Could have done with a drink or two.” Charlotte: “Sorry! Off service. And I should be abstaining, to be honest.” Malcolm: “Because?” Charlotte: “Let’s just say Mala won’t be the only one getting pregnant.” Malcolm: “Oh. Are you—?” Charlotte: “Not yet.” Malcolm: “Congratulations! I don’t suppose I could be the uncle to my aunt’s child.” Charlotte: “I think we can manage that.”

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@pixeldemographics there was more

memeception

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everything about this finale is amazing. “now kiss. you don’t do it enough” “we do it all the time just not in front of you” “did you guys just kiss? AND I MISSED IT?”

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having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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PROUD DADDY!

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i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

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You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?