#britishhusbands

[missandrogyny]

we are taekook on tumblr @britishhusbands

[britishhusbands]

Hey! Really sorry to disturb you but what fanfic are you talking about in the tags of this post?

https://www.tumblr.com/britishhusbands/722800511495061504?source=share

Thank you! Have a good day/night! <3

you're not disturbing me at all 😊, you can read must be sunny here but please READ the tags. the fic is dark and toxic so please keep that in mind. having said that, it's so really really well written specially the sexual tension and smut so i would recommend it.

[larriefails]

Well I mean, they don’t? The only person they had in common was Lou Teasdale, who was literally 1D’s hair stylist, but she stopped styling Louis in 2017 and Harry in 2018.

Their sisters are friends, they have the same management company, which they both signed with when the band was still a thing. Because of that, sometimes they hang out... There’s also Louis’ sister befriending Harry’s stylist while the band was still together and since Lottie works as an influencer in the London scene, sometimes they hang out as well. Louis’ photographer (and apparently his new make up artist) were at the BMTH gig, but so were 10 thousand other people, BMTH is a pretty big deal in the UK and their London gig was quite big

That’s it, those are all the “connections” in three years of hiatus... Larries and their winning, jeez

[peachesannndgravy]

Larries: "a concept: a contestant auditioning with one of harry’s songs feat. louis’ fond face"

Me, an intellectual:

[svetlanaknezevicworld]

“I realise, when you really adore someone, as fully and as hopelessly as you and I do, you put up with anything .” May 2018 #london #lordmountbatten #thecrown #inspirationalquotes #britishhusbands #thebesthusbands #britishmen #gentlemen #mylife #myLondon #photo #photography #photographers #canon_photos #editorseye #picoftheday #athomeintheworld #dametraveler #traveldeeper #lonelyplanet #worldnomads #iamnotlost #thoughtoftheday #myworld🌏 (at Belgravia)

[worksbeautifully]

[lululawrence]

i would like to send love to @birdonahotdog @strangenewfriends @larryftdua @britishhusbands @prettythruthsandlies @howdareyoulouis @kindofsharethat and @wildwomanofthewoods for keeping my dash happy and drama free... it's hard to not get involved in stuff, but their ability to be consistently positive really makes my time on tumblr a better one! so thank you!

aww massive love being sent to @birdonahotdog, @strangenewfriends, @larryftdua, @britishhusbands, @prettytruthsandlies, @howdareyoulouis, @kindofsharethat, and @wildwomanofthewoods!

[missandrogyny]

i have come here to say this: taekook superior

this ask makes no sense to me because I am Jared, 19 and I never fucking learned how to—YOONJIN SUPERIOR OKAY

[elsi-bee]

Hiii @spicymcniall and @britishhusbands. Since you asked so nicely :)... I made Breathe Me public. Enjoy!

Is there anyway you can make breathe me available to those that don't have ao3 accounts? I would love to read it but don't have an account

Ahh sorry I’m not the author but you can ask @elsi-bee :) You can sign up on ao3 via email tho :) 

[lalafral]

Oscars is going well

[formerdirectioner]

#THE ONLY REAL THING IN THIS BAND IS LARRY #LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAKE

[ven0mess]

My husband, my best friend, je t’aime. Never again will there be an ocean between us. @clomonopollis • • • • • #closedthedistance #longdistancerelationship #marriage #married #halloweenwedding #wedding #uktousa🇬🇧🇺🇸 #britishhusband #me https://www.instagram.com/p/BtcPXfJAeBB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13jage2fsw7nn

[peachesannndgravy]

☕☕☕

Hey @britishhusbands, no more pathetic than your evidence.

[handslows]

@britishhusbands I know!!! I need to watch episode 2 now!! I'm so happy they're on Netflix

[adorkablegrrl-blog1]

Here’s some pictures of Whiskers (blondie) and Max (brown/gray). I love dogs. Dogs love me. I have always been a dog person. Even when I didn’t have a dog, I would stop people on the street to ask them if I could pet their dogs. My dogs are my babies. I love them so much it hurts. They are both rescues. Here are their stories: Max, originally named Tango -- I met Max in 2009 in SF while volunteering for Rocket Dog Rescue -- he was at a rescue event in the Mission that I was working at and he was extremely shy and not interacting with people. I sat down on a blanket and played with him. He really opened up to me and showed his funny, sweet personality. As a result, he was adopted that day. (But fortunately for me, he was later returned because the person who adopted him didn’t realize that DOGS BARK. *eye roll*) His foster Mom called me and talked me into adopting him. We’ve been inseparable ever since. Max is 12 years old now and in mostly good health. A couple of years ago he had to have all but 11 teeth removed. He’s started to be a little bit cranky in his old age, but is always up to play with his squeak ball or his buddy Raccoon. He is 100% my dog, he sits on me constantly, sleeps next to me, he wakes me up by licking my face, he is a total Mommas boy. We wonder how he’s going to react when his baby sister is the focus of my attention starting in a few weeks. I will always have time for Max, always. He’s my living snuggle. Last night I whispered to him “Oh, Moo - can you please just wait until I die so we can go over the rainbow bridge together?” I am in a codependent relationship with my dog. Whiskers (or Whisky), originally named Al -- We adopted Whisk from PAWS in Chicago in the summer of 2014 shortly after our daughter died. He was 6 when we adopted him and he had SIX HOMES IN SIX YEARS prior to us. He was badly abused in at least one of them, he has severe fear-aggression and can be very very bitey. In fact, in the first two weeks we had him, he bit me on the nose to the extent that I needed stitches. He has been through behavior therapy and is on almost as much psychiatric medication as I am, and with a few exceptions of behavior triggered by weather, schedule changes, or proximity, he is much much better now than he was when we adopted him (which we did after the nose bite, foolish us) and is generally a happy bunny. He is a million percent #BritishHusband’s dog... he follows BH around like the sun rises and sets out of his ass. Though because I am the one who is home all day (I work from home, yay technology industry!) and am the one to take him out, give him treats, be present most of the day - he’s got a fondness for me. (Though I am also the target of his aggression when it rears his ugly head.) We are very careful with Whisk, as the only option is to be so, or to have him put to sleep (as has been explained to us by multiple behaviorists and vets.) We won’t give up on him, because when he’s good he’s such a lovely, beautiful dog. And, thankfully, the bad behavior is minimal these days. We’re so grateful for that. Everyone wants to snuggle Whisk (b/c fluffeh) but we caution them to stay away, as he only likes to be touched in specific ways, by specific people. It’s a shame, really, that someone was so abusive to him early in his life and just warped his poor little dog brain. But, he’s our hot mess and we love him and Whisk is def in a codependent relationship with BH.

More IRL stuff.

To answer a question: Why? Why bother with the dramz?

Because I am 7 weeks away from having a baby, I am super preggo, I am stuck at home, I am bored, I have things to say, and I don’t like seeing my friends dragged. Also it’s morbidly fascinating. That’s why.

[kindofsharethat]

britishhusbands replied to your post: Asdfghjkl. I'm now imagining Harry as a cow...

JOLEEENEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS IS WAU

i still haven’t read that fic i feel like a sham