#briars shitposting

[callmeredarrows]

the amount of artemis meta’s i’d make if i had the brain coherence …

[buf309]

The “real” reason for the shooting between the two brothers-in-law.

Source: a random fly outside Endo-sensei’s office told me so 🤪

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The musebunny didn’t let me sleep until I drew this silly idea out 😑 hit the hot iron before the next chapter make this joke irrelevant, or something like that.

[cometblaster2070]

absolutely in LOVE with briar's reaction in this image; I think it takes place right before darling kisses apple awake, and like, just briar's expression of complete and utter HUH is absolutely killing me rn.

because this perfectly encapsulates the way I think we all felt watching dragon games for the first time and seeing darling run up to apple and yk give her "CPR" but it ends up being true love's kiss.

all in all the genuine look of 'darling what in god's fucking name are you doing' is SO funny to me.

[icarus-mp3]

[loidforgeristheloveofmylife]

i just love the pure chaos potential that this duo (anya and yuri) holds. so so much.

[xbomboi]

how often Ever After High characters shower 🤢

raven: once a day

apple: twice a day

briar: once a day

maddie: once a day maybe

ashlynn: once a day

dexter: once a day

hunter: once a month

daring: three times a day

darling: once a day

sparrow: annually

duchess: once a day

cedar: damp wood is prone to catching fire but trust she still practices hygiene

cerise: once a week

kitty: nobody knows

lizzie: once a day

blondie: well it’s gotta be just right

cupid: once a day

hopper: once every three days

ginger: once a day

bunny: once every three days

alistair: once a week

chase: once a day

courtly: biannually

rosabella: once a day

faybelle: once every two days

humphrey: once a week

holly: four times a day because of her hair

poppy: once a day

justine: once a day

farrah: once a day

jillian: once a week

nina: once a day but sometimes with rain water

melody: once a day

crystal winter: once a day but it’s always a cold shower

meeshell: she’s in the water a lot so idk

ramona: NEVER 💯💯

[ihonestlycanttellyou]

Me after making Avery, Bailey, Briar, Eden, Harper, Leighton, Remy, and Whitney all fem in one save:

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

twst ep 7 ending FOR REAL/j

Now just picture Malleus saying these lines

[faybellesbeauty]

sneak peak of bribelle pirates au??? sneak peak of bribelle pirates au. (i promise faybs is not an asshole in this trust me)

“I don’t want to fight you, not now, not ever,” Briar breathed out through the tears. Faybelle filled her lungs with the crispy night air, a faint sting of smoke still creeping somewhere in the back of her throat. “I know, but we don’t have a choice.” “Yes we fucking do! You- you decided to ignore it. You made the effort to honour my mother’s death by picking your people over my life. I mean, hell, I thought we had something going on here! You can wreck your ship or get eaten by the water beast for all I care,” the Royal sailor ended with a choked sob. Briar turned on her heels and took off. She didn’t look back, she couldn’t. She couldn’t find it in her to find Faybelle’s eyes, or the hurt all over her features.

So they would fight as was set in stone seventeen years ago. They would fight until the other loses the ability to hold a sword, and there was nothing to do in order to prevent it. Or was there?

[callmeredarrows]

so american

obessed 

girl i’ve always been

scare of my guitar 

stranger 

and i’m not taking any criticism at this time thank you

[rwac96]

Ask

Noble: Royalty AU

How would Tai announce to his kingdom his new lover, the beautiful assassinate Yor? Or at least to those close to him, if he doesn't want to reveal it to everyone.

(source)

Taiyang: "Yang, Ruby. Meet your new step-mother!"

Yor: *nervous* "Hello." *quickly bows* "Nice to meet you two."

Yang: *confused* "Dad, didn't she try to kill you?"

Ruby: "Also, isn't she an agent of a hostile kingdom?"

Taiyang: "Details, details."

[kah-hoa]

If you could see a crossover between two funny fandoms, which ones would you choose?

[cometblaster2070]

floating another eah idea: grimm gets murdered and we get this entire noir episode where briar plays detective and tries to figure out who did it (like in an old black and white movie) and I'm torn between whether I want the culprits to be all of them or just cerise and ramona who tore him apart (for sillies <3) and anyways the conclusion is that briar figures out who did it and everyone throws them a celebratory party.

[icarus-mp3]

[greatwyrmgold]

One advantage Reddit has over Tumblr is that, by segregating fandoms into separate holding tanks, everyone always has the proper context for any given post. Nobody's going to mistake a supervillain for a pop singer or a secret policeman for lesbian romance, for instance.

One advantage Tumblr has over Reddit is that those sorts of things can happen.

[xbomboi]

frenemies, or as i like to call it, a situationship.