#eah shitpost

[cometblaster2070]

yk while we're at it ik we all wanted to see the shenanigans of the pink squad (hopper, briar, cupid) because all 3 of them share a single braincell and basically act like the human equivalent of clowns getting out of a clown car.

but i think another trio that is fairly underrated and that also has untapped comedic potential is the trio consisting of dexter, cupid and humphrey; basically the poor people working the mirrorcast and keeping the school's internet going.

and it's so funny because you have blondie who's batshit insane and borderline a criminal then there's dexter who's a nervous wreck despite his competence bless his heart and humphrey who looks about 3 inconveniences away from cutting the school's power.

like yk how the pink trio is like haha silly chaos the mirrorcast squad is more like escaped from an asylum silly chaos like if you leave them unsupervised I'm pretty sure they'll have committed arson and skipped town by the time someone realizes what happened.

[froggywentaprincin]

Me rewatching scenes, daydreaming about the merry men, complaining to myself about them not being onscreen and then remembering we made them up

[theotherbackgrounder]

So I learned there are two types of people

Those that are normal

And those that like Dexter

[girlycinephile]

[rotomartsblog]

Life update I broke my fucking toe

[xbomboi]

this is the last joke i’ll make about some of the characters having bad hygiene.

[gengar-pixel-2]

So it's more a "characters I really connect with" list as opposed to an actual kin list but there's nothing much you can call it so..

Anyway I posted this because I want you to judge me, don't hold back! /silly

[sillylilneurodivergent]

MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER

ILY MADDIE HATTER. SHES LITERALLY MEEEEEE

[dumbdolphin333]

hot take but if skibidi toilet existed in the eah universe then the royal/rebel conflict between students wouldn't have happened

[monster-hart]

So I don't really watch ever after high BUT

Someone in a discord server posted this screencap and I felt Silly so i had to make a silly edit based on bowsers letter in hotel mario

[crunchyorochiru]

While working on my last big EAH animation, I made some wip memes that I forgot to post so here

[cometblaster2070]

shipping in ever after high is really so much fun honestly it's just like being inside of a build-a-bear.

it's like ik these people have spoken maybe 3 words to each other maximum and never have scenes outside of group settings but those 3 words made me feel like they'd have really good chemistry so.

like there's 2 characters who have literally ZERO scenes together but who the fuck cares because 1. their vibes match 2. they look cool together and 3. it would be REALLY fucking funny.

and the funniest part is that people make it work so well??? you see the most crack, ridiculous, unfathomable ship ever and you think haha wow wonder how this would work and the person shipping them pulls out a 22 point powerpoint and an illustrated show bible and goes "well i'm glad you asked-"

they just??? end up working??? and it's so funny???

also then there's also like the ships which are basically considered canon even though the show hasn't explicitly confirmed most of them. like dw eah you don't have to worry about anything we've got the message (we have not got the message we have severely misinterpreted the message but who is caring bye).

funniest examples is probably how im assuming briar is meant to be sort of shipped with hopper (for lack of another male character she really interacts with in that sense yk) but you can't expect me to look at epic winter and her friendship with apple and not IMMEDIATELY think she'd be perfect with either faybelle or apple. (i am a bribelle shipper i must admit <3)

and ik it ended up being a part of her character and story and arc and all later on but i just LOVE that apple had more chemistry with literally any of her female friends (special shout out to raven) than she ever did with her boyfriend.

regardless just love eah ships in general because i find them WILDLY entertaining and i enjoy hearing people talk about why they love a ship.

[bi-dykes]

Thank you Maddie

[faybellesbeauty]

sneak peak of bribelle pirates au??? sneak peak of bribelle pirates au. (i promise faybs is not an asshole in this trust me)

“I don’t want to fight you, not now, not ever,” Briar breathed out through the tears. Faybelle filled her lungs with the crispy night air, a faint sting of smoke still creeping somewhere in the back of her throat. “I know, but we don’t have a choice.” “Yes we fucking do! You- you decided to ignore it. You made the effort to honour my mother’s death by picking your people over my life. I mean, hell, I thought we had something going on here! You can wreck your ship or get eaten by the water beast for all I care,” the Royal sailor ended with a choked sob. Briar turned on her heels and took off. She didn’t look back, she couldn’t. She couldn’t find it in her to find Faybelle’s eyes, or the hurt all over her features.

So they would fight as was set in stone seventeen years ago. They would fight until the other loses the ability to hold a sword, and there was nothing to do in order to prevent it. Or was there?

[rotomartsblog]

She knows from experience

[xbomboi]

apple white headcanons

chronic asthmatic

pours the milk before the cereal

is the person to say “not to play devil’s advocate, but” during class discussions

writes formally even over text message, drives her friends up a wall when they say stuff like “lol this is so us fr” and she responds “This got a laugh out of me. I understand the comparison, yes.”

sings the entire fucking alphabet without fail every time she washes her hands

knows which fork is the salad fork